All language subtitles for Repli-Kate (2002)

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And everybody says the same exact thing:

"Don't wory Max,There is someone special out there for you"

What do they think,
I'm not trying?

You know Henry?
I don't think she exists.

And the truth is, If I did find her,
I don't think I'd know to do it anyway.

Max , Will you stop beating yourself?

I don't know how to date.
What is "DATING"?

I mean ,Look at those two.
Even that guy has a girlfriend.

I'm such a shmug.

The last thing you need right now is a girlfriend

Some chick missing with your head,
Going so cool with you.

Pretty soon ,She starts pulling
the same crap all women do .

So they think its thier mission to change us ,

Even though they'r the ones that screwed up .

You know ,like they'r all dressing "Oh,Sexy" to get your attention .

but then you follow one
of them from apart ,

And she slaps a restraining order on you .

You kidnapped your dog.

That's not the point.
The point is....

Before you know it ,she'd been...

nagging you into submission ,
and keepin you on a leech.

..so you'r away from your friends .

you know what the best part of a blowjob is?

Ten minutes of silence.

No man understands women...

It's like we genetically programmed,
to think differently.

Never mind.We have bigger problems.

Jonas has invited president Chumly,
to watch his test for Replicator today.

Oh, why he wants to do something stupid like that for?

Genetics conference is live in a week away ,
We're on the Replicator work ,..

So Jonas Is losing his mind

- Hey, Felix.
- Oh, Jesus.

what caught up your ass ?

just look at yourselves,
we're presenting our work to the president of the univercity ,

and you look like you just got out of your bed .

I did just got out of bed .

I'm very tired ,see ,having
spending a hundred hours a week in the lap...

for the last six months
to make sure my work is ready

What you've been up to ?
- He's been busy kissing Jonas's ass.

Ha ,ha ,ha .
We're gonna be late .

Why?Why he ,you see ,
like that ?

Ah.Hmm�

Now take a good look ,Sir,

because you wont believe your eyes ,otherwise .

It's true .What Dr. Fromer done
here, is absolutely amazing .

- Felix?
- Mm-hm ?

If you feel comfortable removing your nose ,face and head,

from Jonas's ass,
Henry can use some help with that .

At least one of us gives
Dr.Fromer the respecthe deserves .

Oh, that what it is ?

- don't make me...
- don't do!

Oh, that is so abnoxious!

A single drop of her blood�

contains all the genetic lnformation
we need .

We simply put it into the
Replicator, where it will combine with�

a special hormon-growth solution
that ,I have developed.

Okay,
Let's get to it .

-Yes .
- Okay .

This Better work .

Now president Chumly ,a simple drop of blood�

Or strand of hair ,contains all the genetic
lnformation we need.

then ,with the hyper Replicator�

we can circumventing
normal stages of development ,

and instantly create a full
grown adult clone .

- Here is the original.
- and Here is Fluffy.

I'll take this...

president Chumly ,meet :
Fluffy�Two.

Am hm, Fluffy two.

Oh, fantastic work, Jonas.

I was getting a little worried ,when i fought so hard

to get the international genetics conference here ,

That you gonna let me down .

But now , the world
will be stunned.

...When we present this .
You'll make Springdale Univercity famous.

You do better than that,
You will make it super famous.

I could not have done that
without your support, Sir .

If they could have done it .

I'm going to lunch with the Trust-Eve.
Why don't you join me ?

I'll be delighted ,Sir .
Thank you .

I'll be right there ,
just give me a minute with my staff .

super.

I want a full biological review done...

On that rodent .
cellular morphology�

growth rate ,
brain wave function ,

Sexual viabiltiy
Everything.

A full biological�?
Well look ,she is fine .

As you may recall ,
we've done that with the last Fluffy two�

Untill she
mysteriously...imploded .

We need to present a perfect clone to the conference next week

And if we don't ,

Well you can forget about that associate professorship .

Been here for years .

I practically developed The hyper Replicator ,
You know that .

Jonas said he'd make me associate-professor ,
If i stuck fine ,

"Henry have stuck ?"
Oh ,I have stuck .
-You stuck .

If you do this...
I deserve a promotion .

And you will get it .
But there is no way he can deny you ,

After this presentation .
- if every thing goes all right .

Will you even buy attention in there ?

We can make enough Hamsters,
to feed every starving kid in Thailand .

Can't feed hamsters
to children .

Henry, any number of things can go wrong .

I mean , he is rush
to a senator's conference

I don't have time for a proper biological...

Do not focus on that lap .
You need to chill out ..

-Go out and find some hot chick to jack your penis into
-Oh , that't brilliant ,that's what i need .

- Yes�
- that's not what I need ,what I need is�

You have chosen wisely ,my son.

No ,no ,no.No

Henry ,end badly .
always is badly, everyone single time�

God ,she is just stunning .
- yes!

What could I possibly have in common with that woman ?

MOLECULAR CELL BIOLOGY

Oh, God.

You might just not hang out with your balls raw
'Cause you are not obviously man anymore ,

She is out my league ,Henry .

Girls like that date pro-athletes or rock stars

What are you talking about ,"Rock Star"?

I'm just being a realistic man .
I'm a lab assistant.

This is nothing girls find exciting .Ever .

Excuse me .Hi .

Didn't i see you in
Dr. Fromer's lab this afternoon ?

-Yes .
-Yeah .Yes .

I am a huge fan of genetics.

Oh ,I'm Sorry .You guys Probably get that all the time .

Not as much as you think .

Well, I'm Kate Carson, and I'm doing a piece
on genetics �

for Modern Science of magazine .
I Interview �

Dr.Fromer this morning
about the Hyper-Replicator .

Well ,today is
your lucky day.

Because ,Max here knows
everything about the Replicator.

- I'm sure he can fill you in .
- That would be wonderfull .

- and this is a clone?
- No ,this is just a beta test .

Ther have been a few kinks.

Well ,she looks healthy to me .

You �

How long you'v been doing this ?

Since I was five .Did you watch
"Scooby Doo" when you were a little ?

- Ofcourse I did.
- Okay.

Remember the one with the rich ,handsome ,oil tycoon�

Ask Velma out on a date ,and she curiously
peggerously declines?

- vaguely .
- Same episode ,Shaggy gets cloned .

And ever since I saw that,
I've been hooked .

I had to be the guy that ,
making cloning a reality .

And with this technology ,Kate ,
The possibilities are endless .

I mean ,we can save endangered species from becoming extinct...

we can grow human organs
for transplants ,

We might be able to cure cancer .

I'm going off .But the point is :
I love Genetics .i always have .

And I think I can make the world a better place .

I know exactly what you mean.
I mean ,I've wanted to be a journalist �

Since I was A kid.
And I always thought I can get�

Ouch !He bit me !

- Fluffy!
- Oh, my God is she okay ?

she is a little dizzy ,but she is fine .How is your finger?

It's fine .
It's just a little blood .

I think i'm gonna need a bandage .

I've got some in the first workstation , second drawer .

- Ok .Are you gonna be okay ?
- Oh, I'll be fine .

I ,Just had a little problem with blood.

But i'm sorry ,I should've warned you About Fluffy ,

that Fluffy is sort of adjusting To being alive .

Please don't even wory about that .It's fine .

Are you sure you gonna be okay ?

Yeah ,I'll be fine .

Oh ,God ,Is that clock right ?

I'm late .

I should've been on my way
to airport ten minutes ago .

- Derek's gonna kill me .
- Derek ?Your brother Derek ?

No, he is my Boyfriend .
Oh ,There is .

- he is a professional Athlete ,Isn't he ?
- No .Don't Be redicilous .

He is a Rock Star .Hi .

That's Derek Waters
from "Green Snake" .

You're dating Derek Waters ?

You turn on next to Europ and i'm tagging along .

Honey ,listen i'm so sorry i'm late .

That's kool baby
I'm not gonna leave without the lead guitarist .

Max ,thanks for everything .
And meeting you was inspiration .

- lnspiration ?the guy is a toad .
- Derek !

REPLlCATION CHAMBER
Not SECURE

Damn .

Felix !

REPLICATlON IN PROGRESS

SEQUENCE COMPLETE

Oh, whoa.
No responding .What is this ?

It was a dream !

It was only a dream .

A dream on my head on the floor of the lap .

Don't be scared .It's okay .

I'm not gonna hurt you .

Here .

You can put this on .
It'll keep you warm .

Warm .

You can talk .

Okay ,
I'm coming down .

Hey .

I'm your friend .

Okay ?

You see that ?

It's okay .It's okay .

Yeah .

Ouch !

That's funny ,That's...

Come on .

that's right .

It's okay .

Up you go .

- Oh, my�
- Da-da ?

No .No Da-da .

- I'm Max .
- I Max .

No ,0Uh ,I am Max ,

and you are Kate .

No ,Uh ,that's a mistake .
- Kate .

You can't be Kate .
Because Kate is Kate .

So ,How about Jill ?
Jill is pretty trendy .

Kate !Kate !Kate !

- Ah uh ,no .
- Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!

Ah No !

No ,Don't touch that .

No !that's breakable .

Kate it is .

Oh ,Jonas .Shit .

Aah!

Aleays on time,
he's so bitch .

No!

Do not eat the hamsters !

Do not eat the hamsters !

Give me that .Okay?
Stop it !Stop it !

Let's go! We have to go

And then we can get you food !

Go out of the window.Okay?

Just go right out of the window .Ae h, ae h�

Uh.

No, no, no,
this window is bad.

Look,look,look.
you see?

Pick yourself up and just�

Whoa!

Morning, Sir.

Well, well, well, I see you finally showing,

the kind of dedication i expect.
- Well, you'll be glad to hear,

that the Replikator is working perfectly.
I'm just dog tired,

So i'm gonna get some sleep.I'll See ya.

Oh!No, no!

Oh, oh, oh�

Oh, Dear.Kate!Kate!

Do not eat the hamster!

Yep, I love college.

- What's up?
- Oh, thank God.

thank God that you are here!
- This better be important.

It's 7:00 Am,Me wouldn't even be up yet .

it's important .I had a little accident at the lab last night .

Did you break the Replicator?
Did you sell Fluffy this time?

Remember Kate?The Modern Science goddess from yesterday?�

I cloned her.

Oh, Yeah.Ha,Ha.Very funny, man.
Ae h, you ain't even a reporter�

Or you'r just some old friendi
Rott in to put in this lime gag?

I'll tell you, when it comes to jokes, you are crap .

Henry!

Oh, Shit.

I still don't believe it,
a human clone.

You made a fully grown�

biologically correct,
extremely sexy�

human clone, Max!

Really illegal, Henry!

We'll go to jail.We'r so screwd!

What, we screwd ?
Fuck that .

Henry!I'm talking about the clone and I .

I can use some help here buddy, please.

Hm�

Yeah,sure.You ain't have to ask.

Right.
First of all, we must make sure..

that no one finds out.

She can't be a clone,
Unless there is an original,

and the original is in
Europe, Right?

Hatchom!

So all we gonna do is teaching her,
to behave like a normal person.

Unless, ofcourse she is a total morron.

No, she is not a total morron.

She just hasn't that time to simulate yet.

Her brain is perfect!

It's like
a sponge.

She can learn in a day what could normally take years.

She's a blank slate right now!

So..we could program her.

She is not a VCR,Henry,we're talking about .

We can make a woman ,

Who likes sports..
and action movies�

and hanging out in the Bars�

and not cats ,

or Winecollars or fool play.

You mean,make a woman,

Who acts exactly like a man .

Exactly.The perfect woman.

A woman,that man can actually understand.

What did you do that for?

I don't know.

I mean,yes,we have to assimilate her, but�

Stop it!

I suppose to certain extenize her duties,

_ Try to make a better human being.

Exactly.

Now, she shouldn't have time problems�
or be obssesed about her weight.

And she has to learn how to drive.
- Stick!

And football and Sunday
does not end�

Untill Monday night.

- This is perfect.
- Oh, there's so much stuff.

I don't even know where to begin.

My vow is for housebreaking.

That's nasty.

Oh,come on!

Here, these are books.
We learn things by reading these.

Television,however
Is much easier to use�

and much more fun.

Television.

- This is a home arcade system.
- very cool.

I've got 49 games that you can play on this,

48 of which,are sports games.

Some times,it is fun,
to watch one friend's puke.

- puke.
- this is toiletpaper.

This is hair.never spend more than five minutes styling.

- Definitly.
- May be ten.

this too,toiletpaper.

When you really on the pench.

- Jonas is an�
- asshole.

- When we see Felix, we�
-� kick him.

These are nipples.

- nipples.
- Now show me yours.

No, no,
you don't have to do that.

- come on.
- Stop it, Would you cut it out?

These are flowers.

Flowers are not important.
No.Bad.

movies with singing�

- Duh,crap.
-� unacceptable.

yes.seriously,
Size doesn't matter.

Run.I run,

you run, Henry runs�

lch run, you run, Henry run.
I get it already.

Are we gonna stay here all day?
Can we go do something fun?

Come on,give me a pass!

Split fingers, Fast ball.

Got it?
- Got it.

All right.Throw to Henry now.

That's not Henry.

Sorry man, sheve never played Baseball �

Hey,I didn't do....!

Aah!

That's called giving him a "Bitch lap".

This is Pizza.

We eat food,
to survive.

Oh,you damned.

This,this is how we make Pizza.

- Mmh!
- Stuck.

Oh.Oh, whoa�let me, you haven't!

This is beer.

Beer is good.
- Mmm.

Beer is good.

- I like that.
- that's just impressiver.

Here, Have another one.

Split all back,drop to middle.

Okay!Pop Quiz.
What is this one?

Nature Documentary.
If it's about sharks,or animals attacking people,

They're good.

otherwise....boring.
- Excellent.High five.

Ae h,Like this.

Yeah, this way. Oh.

Kill him!

that's good!Very Good!

Hey,look at you face.I've blewn you head off

It was an accident.

Kate?
Kate!

Kate,Oomf!
- Kate, Stop it!

Right foot,that's your gas.
That's what gonna make you go.

Now your left foot, that's..
that's�The brake!

Uh! Shi�

Can you beleive i could keep this stuff up?

It's Incredible.

So I'm gonna keep teaching her what's important.

Oh,Yeah.

Oh,my God, my leg!

You know, i think i'm gonna go stop the car.

The "wedding Singulars" is good?

Oh,yeah.

The wedding is the best.

What's that?

That's called kissing.

It's what two people,who like each other do,

to show each other, that..
that they like each other.

I like you, Max.

I� I like you too, Kate.

But I don't think,
we should do any�

thing�

You taste like Peperoni.
I'm hungery.

Okay.go,
Nice and snug.

Thank you, max.
This is the best thing i've ever had.

I'm glad you'd enjoyed it.

- What's that?
- Oh, ah!

Oh, man, ae h, that's mine�
that's my Johnson.

Got it bigger just this morning.

Well, that happens when a man finds a woman attractive.

Does these get harder too?

Aah!

- ah!
- Oh.

It's okay, It's okay.

Learning time is over.

So, good night.

Good night.

So that's what you do
with a Johnson.

Do you always have to do it in a hot tub?

Oh, no, you can do it where ever you like,
and at any time,

And with as many girls as possible.

You don't even have to know thier names.

Dammit.

What is wrong with you?

What are you doing?
Why you showing her that?

You said show her what is important,

and this is very important to me.
- Oh, come on.

Oh, well, watching all these Pornos
Makes me horny.

- Oh, This is awesome.
- no.

No Sex. we have enough to worry about than this.

Hey, will you do some of this?

What we do think about,
We don't think about sex.

Looks at that.
The defense is playing like shit!

Get to the Quarterback!
Don't let them tremple like that!

Get in there,Put him on his ass!

Dude, we are fuckin' geniuses.

This game sucks.
Let's go home and have sex.

Uh,We're ready to close out here.

- come on, please.Pretty please�
- that's not a good ldea.

Oh,come on.Listen�

I learned some really cool stuff from those Pornos...

And there is that one thing
called the Blowjob.

You know, I can do it right here.

What?No, Stop it!

He he he.

No, you are not ready for Blowjobs.

- I'm not?
- No.

Dude.

Damn.
I gotta practice.

Excuse Me!

Anybody wants a Blowjob?

- yeah,i do
- Sure.

On a second thought,
Let's go.Let's go home

Hey!You know what?
We should probably�

ask another woman to join us,
Because they always do that in the videos.

- oh,That waht they do?
- Yeah

Thank you, Henry!

Oh, hey. My friend Max,

Is gonna take me home and
fuck me like the bitch i'm.

You wanna come?
- That's the Hiroine talking.

What's Hiroine?

That was nice,it was like a frek show�

- ah!
- Sex, Now.

I heard that!

I really love you kate,but I just,

I feel like you're the results
of the complications,

Involving..Um,you know, emotinal attachement.

Less talking,More sex.

Valid argument.
There's still though,I mean numerous ethical Dominants ,

Inheriting the act,

Including�

Lower.

No, no, not.You� technically,you're Ten years old.

You don't wanna have sex with me?

No, I don't.

yes, I do.

Max , I think you accidentally
locked the door!

It's definitly locked!

Would you just get my leg back.
i may be�

Oh.

- Could we,could we jus�
- Schhhh.

Aah!

Ooh!

It kicks the shit outta kissing!

High Five!

Well, I'm beat.

Kate?

, you want...

you wanna talk?

Kate?

Morning, babe.

You were great last night.

I feel,

like i just got back of the Rodeo.
- Well,I hope you are hungery,

Cause i made an Omelett.
or something like an Omelett.

I'm good, thanks.

Oh.Okay.

You know what you gona need this morning?

Oh, what's that?

Me.

No, no.

No, I have to go to work.

- Oh,can I go?
- no no no.

I need you to stay here,and hold down the fort,

Like a trooper

And there are rules, for when I'm gone.Okay?

Rule number one:

Brush your teeth.
Several times.

Rule number two - And
this is an important one:

No leaving the house,
When I'm not here.

If anything happens,
I need you to call me at this�

Special emergency number.
Says Lab.

Kate?

Kate, did you hear me?

Yeah, whatever.
When will you be home?

I don't know exactly.

I have a lot of work to do today.

But,there is plenty of things here you can entertain yourself with.

you got a globe,
There is some dice over there.

Ae h, there is a book.

You should try reading a book.
Or a magazine!

And then there is Albums
and CDs and, ae h�

Ofcourse,there is always the television as well!

Max!

We got a problem!
- i was drunk, I was weak.

_ lch intend not before, with it
to sleep.' n was error.

- You know I didn't mean to sleep with her.big mistake.
- Yeah? well, It is just got bigger .

- Couldn't possibly get any bigger
- We meet again !

Aah!

Say:
I told you he'd be excited,

to see you.
- what, you?

What happened..you were flying.You were jetting�

No.Modern Science thought there may be a bigger story here

So,Jonas agreed to let me spend a week
in the lab,He's even renting me his guest room.

I'm going to be here untill your presentation.
Isn't that exciting?

More than you could possibly imagine.

What about your boyfriend?
Isn't he upset?

He is not my boyfriend anymore.
We broke up.

But he seemed like such a nice guy,very,very talented.

May be you should�

go back and give him a second chance,and patch things up.

I don't think that's gonna happen. After talking to you the other day,

I realised how truely important my work is to me.

And Derek just never got that.

It was time to break it off.

Is something wrong?
- No,

I just, ah,

I didn't think I was gonna see you again�

For the rest of my life.
- I just hope you guys don't get sick of me,

Because I'm gonna be around you guys 24 hours a day.

Ooh,look who finally decided...

to join us this morning..

I need you to look at Fluffy two.
Something is wrong with her.

With Fluffy?What's wrong?

This is all she does.

Well, I suppose if we look on putting all
the hamster production on one flew off the Cocko's nest,

We've been in pretty good shape,will we?

We have a genetics Conference in three days,

and we don't have yet a perfect clone!

So, nobody leaves this lab untill this problem is fixed.

Ah, Sir, I have very important business to take care of tonight.

Well,It's a shame ,

And though I thought you'd be quite dedicated to this job.

Hey, Max, if Fluffy is going all funny,

You think this has anything to do with� ?

No, She has a human brains,

The most advanced learning device that ever known to man.

She is probably in home, memorizing the encyclopedia.

Yes!

Go, go�

So much for the Replicator, Huh?

Ah!Aua!

- My hormon-growth solution reminds �

gives me extra kick,if you will,to the growth medium
only the Kick if you want so.

And thus,with the
hyper+stimulated cell division�

� You can bypass the stages of normal cell growth�

to create an adult clone.
Impressive.

But how do you deal with the keytone shift�

Of the Mitochondrian variation
during rapid Zellmitoses?

Well, I would mind abored you with �

the technical jugg on,
Miss Carson,

because it's very,very complicated stuff.Oh,my Godness!

Ah, I wonder,
What is going on over there over there,

in the hamster research station.

Well, ti looks like fluffy two stopped running into the wall.

Yes,because she is not in her self
conscious,Sir,

Ah, Even after i put a helmet on her.

i think I figured out what's wrong.

The cloning process messes up the brain.

Fluffy two pain receptors actually formed as pleasure receptors.

Which explains, why she keeps pumbing her head Into the wall .

She finds the experience joyfull.

Felix, only you could come up with the scientific theory�

Involving the phrase:
Messes up the brain.

Now please, one of you
has actually learned something today?

Wait a second.

That's it, Sir.

learning.

there is nothing wrong with Fluffy two's brain.

She just hadn't had the experience yet.

She will learn how to behave�

from other members of her species.

We isolated this clone.
I think,

we should put her with other hamsters.

Are you saying, a clone made from this process,

Has the capacity to learn?

Yes, Sir,

It's exactly what I'm saying.

Jaah�

Heja!

ouch...

Max, you think i can get that interview?now?

No, but Felix will be more than happy to sit down with you.

We'll speak tomorrow.

So, Eh�

You seem like a really nice person.

Oh, Hi.I found this in your bed.

And I need some of these
Tit-restraining devices.

Wait a sec.

Hi.I'm Brandy.

How are you guys today?
- I'm working on it, Brandy.

How are you?
- Oh, I'm fine, thank you.

Is there anything I can help you with?

yeah.

We need a shit lot o' bras.
- Oh. Okay.

What size are you?

Oh.I don't know.
What's this look like?

Whoa! Sorry.

She is from, ah,

Hollywood.

Oh.

Ah, you look,
like a size 36 C.

Amm, I'll go check basic support,

and why don't you feel free to look around?

Thanks, Brandy.

Okay,

you can't show your boobs to everybody.

There are rules.
we'll talk about them.

Okay, this is,a ...

ah, this is a Thong.

girls like them.

I don't really understand why.

- Hey.
- Hey.Okay, this�

Try this on.If it fits,
we can get out of here.

Oh, so we already know each other a day,

and you already buying me a Lingerie?

Do you always move this fast?

Yes, always.very�

No, no, i don't.

I just enjoy shopping,
for Lingerie.

i haven't an act for it.
- Oh.Yes, You do.

Listen,
I interviewed Felix .

But I understand that you are the one I need to talk to.

So, if you some time right now�

I would love to get this interview...
- Now is not so great.

- How do you know my size?
- I'm just a lucky guess.I'm a lucky guy.

What you say we try it on?

Not together,Ofcourse.

Carefull,there is a broken glass in here.

Okay,I know this is a shit lot of bra,but here.

Brandy, These are all dreadfull.All of them.

We need more.Could you get more?
- Okay.

Shopping is over.

Let's go.
- No,wait, I need some bras,

and I don't wanna come here yet,everything tastes that.

- Fine.How is this?
- Okay, We'll test try...

No,Not here.You do that in the changing room,Okay?

- Okay.
- go to�

Oh, no.

Oh,What are you doing back? you're not supposed to be in here?

Ah um, I know.

Yes, but I found something else that I think you might like.

Oh, really?What?

- Ma'am, I think you gonna�
- This,I found this for you.

Wait a minute, this is much racier than the one I asked you for.

Well, There is nothing wrong with being a little racy.

- GO!
- I'll go.

- we are leaving.
- How is it look?

What hell happened?

It looks great.Let's go.

Why are you still here?

I told you you have to leave.

Yes, i heard you,
but I'm waiting for you.

Now go to where you are from ,

you're outta here,buddy!
- Yeah,I heard you.

- Listen to me, we gotta go.
- I'm coming!

Max!

thank you.Come on,Let's go.
Let's go.Let's go.

Sorry I rush you, you just look so good.

That I can't wait to get you home.
- We have a theorem, that if you're in a hurry,

Why don't we do it in the dressing room?

Hm?

Ha!

- Can you help this nice woman?
- Ah, you, you can't go in�

But I�But I�

Hi, I'm Brandy.
Can I help you?

Damn, I look good.

We have to go away.
Come on, come on!

- I'm not dressed.
- Please!

Whoa.
What's The capital of America?

- what's America?
- Okay.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, Sir�Sir!Sir!

Hey, Hollywood!!

Excuse me,I have a pink dress I've picked out.

But there is somebody swapped it.

You think you could get me�
Miss? Are you okay?

Get away!

We're never coming back here again or anywhere else.

Let's do something fun.
Like Sex!

What are you doing?Ouch!

Jesus God, no!

I don't wanna do this right now.

- But you wanna do last night.
- I was drunk last night.

And vulnerable,
and you took advantage of that.

I know,is that what cold beer does to you?

no.But, sometimes.

I think may be we moved too fast.

I just, I need some time, Okay?

to sort things out.

Okay, Whatever.

I'm sorry about this.

But you know what?We can find other fun stuff to do.

You can.

All I need is a Sixpack
of alcohol an a vibrator.

- Nice job.
- thank you.

So,What happened to you last night?

You dodn't even say good bye.
- I know, It was so rude of me...

I just,I remembered my lights in my car, and�

I mean,I see you with the mall,

and the next thing I know is that I'm down to my underwear.

Believe me, I don't usually do that.

Oh,Me neither.
But after you've done that,

I think you owe me an Interview.
- yes,I do.

- Are you hungry?
- I sure am.

he asked me to be his friend.
< i > - Yeah, After you came hunting him,

< i> What?

< i>Yeah!"Oh, Ricky, you can have me,
< i>Any time you want me!"

< i>Rick is off limits!
< i>You do not talk to him,

< i>You do not call him
< i>Or ever see him again !

< i>Otherwise I'll be all off you
< i>like a fly�

< i>Anywhere you want�

- genetic lab.
- Is Max there?

Yeah,we were heading off to lunch .

- Just you and him?
- Yeah

You sound awfully familiar.Do I know you?

You will, Bitch!

Damn.

What are you looking at?!

Kate, Have you seen Max?

No.Apparently went to lunch with some whore.

Oh, interesting.

Now, I'll have lunch�

with president Chumly.
could you do me a favour�

and watch these hamsters,
untill Max returns�

from his lunch with the....Whore?

These are Max's hamsters?

Yeah.

Yeah,I'll take care of them.

Hey, Kate.

Hey.

Uh,that's gonna make her dizzy.
Fun,huh?

Looks like she's out of food.
If you Wanna help me feed her...

The hamster food is just in the cabinet there.
- sounds like a thriller minute.

She gets a half cup in the cupboard�

with a drop of Vitamin.

Oh,Holy mother of God.

Are you looking at my ass,
Henry?

Ah,yeah, a little bit.

Look,I know you were just getting over a boy friend...

Oh,no.He's not my boyfriend,
We just screwed without emotional attachement.

Really?Would you be happy into,

Screwing additional people,
without emotional attachement?

Oh,yeah.I love to screw as many people as possible.

ah.Well, so you and I can get together Sometime soon?

Two minutes soon enough?

- That'll work.
- Rock n' Roll

I've gotta take a piss,
but I'll be right back.

I'm such a stud.

It's really tiring in the lab with you guys.

Wow.

- What is it ?
- you smell terrific.

What is that?

Oh, It's just a shampoo�

and a little bit of
jasmine Parfum.

Jasmine?I have to go right back in.

uh,one more time.

um,you know, we have to get blood samples from the Fluffys'.

Now,and you know how I am with blood.

Just�

So, if you wanna help out, I could be�

I would love to.

Let me go to the rest room and I'll be right back.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Excuse me?
- Screw you, lady.

Okay.

Wow,that was really fast .

Not as fast as the slut you had for lunch!

Hi guys.How was lunch?

Cram it in your pie,asshole.
We are busy.

- what the hell are you doing?
- I came here to kick your ass,

for screwing around,
And if you don't know it,I'm getting up with Henry.

Besides, you had lunch with that whore.

Hey,Don't you call her that.
Besides, that was for work.

You don't have any interest in her?

no.

Then put your money where your mouth is,

Blow off of work and let's go to have the hour.

I can't do that because I still have a test run in the lab.

You Pussy! I'm gonna go anywhere,

May be I can find somebody cool to join me.

No, no,Wait.We go.We go.

You and I, tap the hour.I just need a minute
Would you give me one minute?

What I'm onna do now for a minute?

It's not that long.

Food.That's food.

Here, take it all.

Just get yourself some food.
You know you are hungery,

And I know you are hungery.
Hot Dogs, okay?

Don't o anywhere else,I'll be right back!

Hey, Felix.How was lunch?

Fine.Just fine, thanks.

Good.

Hey.

Hi.

You're ready to get busy?

Sure.
Join you right here?

Here in the lab?
But Felix's watching?

Yes, why not?
You are not shy though,Are you?

Well,yeah.A little bit.

I mean, Since you and I have never done this together before.

just a little break,
And we're done.Right?

Hey, where is Max?

He said he was gonna join us.
- You asked Max to join us?

Yeah, It was all his idea.

Then there must be some..Max wouldn't�

What's that for?
- To take the blood samples.

No, no,that's not necessary.
cause I was gonna wear a condom.

Why don't you just grap the hamsters,and we'll get started?

You wanna have these hamsters?!

I don't know anyway to do without them.

But, the thing is�

- Henry,I need to talk to you!
- Max,thank God you're here .

Felix!Would you give me a hand here?

Ah!�Aah!

Whoa.

The original was the clone.
And which you thought was the clone, was the original.

The clone came to work when we were away,
but then the original came back,

And I've got to get the clone home now
before the original sees her!

- What was the first bit again?
- that, ah um, the clone�

You were speaking to the clone.
- who is that?

- that is the original!
- But she wanted to�

- Just keep an eye on things!
- Okay.

Okay.

Max, there is something wrong with Fluffy two.She sounds sick.

- Sick?
- What's wrong with Fluffy two?

- What's up ?
- I don't know.

Well she seems like a little indigesting may be.

did you take samples?
- No,not yet.

- get me a hypo,Henry.
- But that's blood,you�

- there is no time.Get the needle.
- Okay.

Max,are you sure?I mean,What if there's
something wrong with the cloning process?

There is nothing wrong with the process.

Hello, everybody. Hi.

How is our project coming on?
- Fine, Sir.

This is a perfectly,
healthy clone.

That is fuckin' awesome.

- What did you do?!
- Aaah!

I just stuck in the needle,
stuck in the needle.

I knew she was sick!

So what does that mean?every clone we make is gonna explode.

Oh, no.Oh, no!

Aah!Aah!

Sir,please,sir. please!

Oh, God,
you do not look so good.

I feel so good.
I feel like I'm gonna burst.

Oh,jesus.You are!Take cover!We all might die.

Everyone take cover!

We need a doctor immediately!

Sir,
there is others in front of you.

Mary Langner,
This is a matter of life and death.

That woman can
explode any minute�

When she does,the whole building comes down with her.

I need every doctor you've got.
And possibly the bomb squad.

What's wrong?
Am I gonna be okay?

I think that's the last ever.

I think there's a little bit intestinals up here.
.

Actually, I believe that's a spleen.

I don't care what it is,

Just,clean it up.
Get it off the ceiling.If you don't mind.

Where is max?

Ah, He had an emergency to tale care of.

Oh, he had an emergency to tale care of, I see.

That makes all sense to me.
Do me a small favor.

If anybody hears from Max,
Would you give him a message from me?.

Would you tell him, to get
his ass back here!

Now!
- Okay.

Hydrogen Sulfat, Danger Explosive�

She's had a little bit too much soda,

but otherwise she's fine.
- So that's it?

I mean, that she's not going to explode?

Ah, no,no. In fact,
she is healthiest person..

I've ever seen in my life.
- really?

Not enough of cholesterol, perfect x-rays,
every blood cell..

seems to be brand new, �

Max, watch,
if I leave this thing longer,

my whole arm turns purple.
Look!

No, she's not the brightest bomber,is she?

Hey,You know what's on tonight?Wrestling!

Let's order Pizza!

I don't want Pizza , okay?
I think I'm going on a diet.

We're starting a bite job.

Just once,I would love to sit down and,
I don't know...

talk!

Hello, can you�
Can you talk to me?Can we do that?

I do not think so, okay?

- that's not funny, Kate.
- I smell that cooking!

We never talk.
I'm not just some thrusting,verile...

Okay, okay.
Quite,Quite. Come on.

We can talk, okay?

We can have a nice happy conversation about�

- Ouch, that's a little rough!
-� Wrestling!Body Slam!I've got you now!

This is Henry.Listen.< i>
< i>Your job is on the line.

< i>Jonas is pissed that you didn't finally started going
< i>You better call me.

Dammit, Kate,
Would you get off me?

< i>Max, It's Kate.

You know someone
else named Kate?

- Ah, I�
- who is she?!

Ouch!No one important, okay?!

- who is she?!
- She is the reporter,

I went to lunch with.
She is covering my work.

- Do you wanna screw up?
- we are just friends.Okay

We didn't have a lot in common.
I just enjoy being with her.

So, that's a total waste of time.

Okay, tabby, comes.
Enough for a threat.

Time for some sex!

Not tonight,
I have headache.

Auu!

Max , How did it go last night?
Any more problems with Repli-Kate?

Problems?
All I have is problems.

Wet still have to move the Replicator
to the auditorium for the Presentation,

We've no idea what happened to poor Fluffy two,

And I have an insane clone, literally,
destroying my appartment.

She's developed into a reality problem,Henry.

What you mean?

Waht I mean,I think we made a mistake.

We should've exposed her to
a few feminine influences.

Like what?Dishing?

I'm seriuos. I'm hanging out with Repli-Kate,
and she is acting just like a guy.

But it is not as good as we
thought it was going to be.

I'm begining to wonder,
what women even seen us �

Dude, Wat's your problem?
She is a woman,

Who acts like a man,
It's what every man wants.

No,It's what every man says he wants ,

May be all the things we don't
understand about women�

All this little korks they drive us crazy,
may be this is more important than we realize.

Repli-Kate listens, but she doesn't hear me.
She's completly self-involved.

I don't know, she just hasn't date�
I feel like I'm dating.....

me....

I'll never get that lucky.

What do you think what happens
if the real Kate found out?

Don't even say that.

Don't you think she has the right to know?

Oh, you ldiot.
Two identical women,

and you fall for the one
that blew you in a bar.

Carefull with that.
That is expensive.

do you understand me?You get it, expensive,
cost a lot money.

- Is Kate here?
- Yeah,over there.

That's not gonna fit
through those door, Felix.

Hey, what happened to you yesterday?
I've tried to reach you.

I'm so sorry I didn't call you back.

I've been,I had to rush a friend of mine
into the university infirmary.

I hope I'm not interrupting, but I�

just heard something very funny,
and I thought I'd share it with you,my friends.

Evidentally,it was discovered that
the reason Fluffy two exploded...

was because someone in here
fed her Hydrogen Sulfat.

Now,here is the funny part�

It was discovered by miss Carson,
Who was not a geneticist by profession.

And yet seems to know more about
what's going on this lab�

Than you two,
pathetic excuses scientists.

I have a presentation in 24 hours, and just yesterday�

we have disquit the guest honour
off the walls with a shammy.Now!

This Replicator has to be moved,
a new clone made�

and a new set of data derived.

If this is not done,if this presentation
is in anyway compromised,

then you will not only be out of the job tomorrow,

But I will see to it you will never work in this field again.

Do you dig it?!

Sir, if you thinking,by threatening me,
you can force me..

to be your slave,well�

You can't shit.

Max , I have�

Oh, miss Carson, I don't think Max
needs any more distractions from you.

Now,why don't we discuss
the nights lnterview with my home.

Dude,you'll be here all night.
Repli-Kate's gonna freak.

No,she won't,cause you
gonna be keeping an eye on her.

- what?
- Just, give her two Sixpacks..

of Burger and several
hours of cartoons.

Okay.

Hi.Uh�

- Hi, Mary� Langner.
- hello.

I'm from the biomedical labs
here on Campus.

I understand you treated a friend of mine,yesterday.

She came came with someone
named Max Flemming.

Oh, a tall girl,good looking, no insurance?

That's her.

Yes.

Hey.

Amm, the eighth grade�

was fascinatingfor a number of variations.

yeah,this is so amazing.

And you've given me such wonderfull information...

It's almost overwhelming.

I should probably get some rest
before the big day tomorrow.

Oh,yes, I do have a speech to prepare myself.

Yes,you do.And I'm gonna let you to that....

So,thank you so much.
Well,good night.

Wanna a beer?

- I'm not in the mood.
- What's up?

It's Max.

First ,I thought we was cool and all.

But he's just gone wierd on me.
He doesn't wanna play video games,

He doesn't wanna watch sports,
He's on a diet!

Yeah, I didn't know he was
starting to ounch up a bit.

Yeah,And he's not putting out, so�

What?You mean you two on�

We did it once,and that was two days ago.

See,all I want is just have a lot of casual Sex without
getting bugged in a relationship.

But it's just he had these issues with it.

What's up with that?

I don't know.
I mean,I've always said:

You wanna shag someone,shag him.
What brings emotions to it,eh?

Dude, Exactly.
It is not natural,

to have sex with the same person.And I'm young.

If somebody wants to have sex with me,
I think,

I should have sex with them.

Yeah,specially when Max is so into �

What did you say?

Oh, nothing.

This is bullshit.

So he can have sex with somebody else,
and I can't.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

What are you thinking?

I'm sorry to bother you so late,Sir,
but I have something may be you really need to see.

Have you seen this?That woman
Has given Max full credit�

for the Replicator!

Okay, but I �

After all I've done for that kid,
And this is how he rebays me?!

If this goes to print,
I'm finished!

I'm not so sure about that.

You gonna take a look at this.

Why the long face?

I just wanted to hel people,Kate
That's all I've wanted to do.

And now it seems like....

every single thing I touch,
turns to complete shi�

I can't stop screwing up.

Max , listen.Every great
inventor screwed up

It took Edison over thousand attempts,
to create�

the light bulb .If you don't make mistakes,
you'll never learn.

How much of the Repilcator was your idea?

That's hard to specify,I mean,
Jonas fill all the paper ,

and Felix does a pretty job bringing Bagels in the morning ...

- public figure.
- 90 percent.

Max,listen to me,you are going to help people.

You know, may be one day,you might
even take credit for your own work.

- This can't be.
- It is,...

That's the charts for the woman
Max took to the hospital,

Here's the charts for Fluffy two.

- find this woman, tonight!
- I'll do my best, Sir.

�Mention "Left me"...

And for years,
I've dreamed we could get back together.

And may be get married.

But It never did,
because of the fucken dog.

Enough with the murder mouth.
Are you ready to go again yet?

Again?
It's been five years, you know?

There is a limit to how long a man can go!

- oh, really?
- Yeah.

- I'm outta here.
- what?

Besides, We're out of beer.

All I need is ten minutes ...

And I'll be fine!Kate!

Oh,my Godness.

She's perfect.

She sure is.

So,the woman that called you in the lab the other day,

Was she an Ex-girlfriend?

Ah, sort of.

What was she like?

She was surprisingly like you�

In a lot of ways,

Too much like me in all the others.

- To tell you the truth, she is�
- So you're not seeing anyone?

No.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Have anyone seen a girl just gone,
That wants to have sex all the time?

Yeah,she's in the back..

With the Easter Bunny
and Santa Claus .

She better be not shagging them.

Kate?Kate!

I'm just com here to surprise you .

Well,you did.
Who the hell are you?

Oh, are you still mad of me?

You, you look amazing.
Did you do change your hair?

No, it just got messed
while I was banging Henry.

Ah, you slept with another guy already?

It didn't take very long, Kate.

No,shit.It lasted
two minutes stops.

What you're doing is did it back to me......

Because you pissed that I screwed on you?
- No.

I'm doing this to get Max for sleeping around on me.

Ma� Max?
You slept with two guys?

Yeah, and I'm looking for more.

Okay, all right, baby,
You made your point.

I cheated on you, I was on tour, and
I was wrong,

And I'm sorry. Okay?
But they were groupies, baby.

It's not a thing with real women.

I don't care who you sleep with,

What, you don't care,

If I'm having sex with other women,
while I'm having sex with you?

Wait, you mean like threesome?

No!I will be totally into that.

I..I get off a ten.

I know where to go.

- That's what I feel.
- Me too,me too.

Thank you, Kate.
Thank you for tonight.

And for everything you said.
I really needed that.

Do you know the real reason I broke up with Derek?

Amm, because�
he was holding you back

from doing what you really wanted to do

No?
- No.

Because he was in a million years,
he'd never do anything as sweet as this.

Hey, beautifull.

Do you really move when I ask you to join a threesome?

Ah umm.Yeah.

You know, I got my ride waiting out,

He's dumb, but he is hot.

Could we make that a foursome?

Oh, absolutely .
The more, the merrier.

Let's go.

Excuse me please.Kate, wait!

Kate!

- No, wait.
- what?

We shouldn't do this.
If Jonas finds�

No.He won't. He is in his office,
practicing his speech.

Besides, I don't want you to go.

Come.

You go ahead, make yourself comfortable

And while I'm refreshing up.

He can't get angry at me
for not finding her,

This is a big town, I'm just one guy.
She's not gonna just fall on my lap.

So, you're staying there?
The stay address your author gave me?

Yeah, that will do.

What is going on?

We are allowed to be here, right?

Oh, who gives a shit?
Go find a bedroom.

Go, bedroom.

Hi.

Let's get this show on the road, girls.

Yeah.Come on.

He finally came to accept this.

Oh.Kate.Wow.

Mamma.Listen, Kate, ah umm�

I could not dreamed of this whole thing any better,

But there is something that I absolutely have to tell you �

Enough talking.
I have a surprise for you.

Oh, what the hell?

Hello?

Kate?

I'm back.

Jonas, Jonas.

Jonas, are you around?Jonas!

I found her, Sir!

Sorry,Sir.She's downstairs.

I love that spot.

It's like you know me already.

You know, usually I don't do this so fast,

but the last guy with this,
he sucked in bed.

I'll go find the bedroom.

I'll be right there.

Go on ahead,
I'll be right there.

Ouch!

Thank you.

This is redicilous.

Oh�

Wow.You are aside as I'm.

Nice trick.

Oh, my God.

- Max!
- Now, Felix!

Take that ,bitch!

Could you be any more incompetent?

Give me a hand.

Oh, my God!

- Oh yeah,my better.
- Oh, yes!

Oh, God,
I think I'm gonna explode!

- Henry, is that you?
- who the hell is Henry?

Whoa, whoa, is there somebody else in here?

Yes!

Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God, it's Derek Waters from Green Snake!

- Hey, what's up?
- Where the hell is Kate?!

I was with Kate! She was with me.

You and Kate?l was with Kate!
Who the hell are you ?

Whoa, whoa!
If you all there,

Who is licking my balls?

Uuuh!

Uuh!

Kate!Kate, where are you?

Kate!Shit!

Oh, Shit.

- No,shit.
- You cannot do this to us, Jonas.

I'm not responsible for your situation,

Max is.He cloned you.

I'm simply looking out for your best interrests.
- By kidnapping us?

You always wanted to be in science,
oh,now you are science.

You feel it lucky.Punk?!

Kate!

This is absolutely incredible.
She is a perfect clone.

Sir, these women seemed kinda scared.
You sure this is the best way to handle..?

Don't be so thick headed.
The potential of this research,

was always to clone a human being.
And now, that Max drop us one�

on our laps,
You won't let her go.

Those are no longer women in there,

They're founds for information that
must be mined for science.

Now,I've gotta go rehears my speech.
You stay here.

Nobody goes in or out of that lab
except me, understand ?!

Yeah.

Put a line!!

May be next prepare your hands�

You stay away from me.

- What's up?
- Jonas has the Kates.

And he has revised his presentation,
in order to frame us.

Oh,that dick!

The moment those two girls walk
across the stage tomorrow,

They'll become lab-rats for the rest of their lives.

Yeah, we gotta call the cops.
Where is the phone?

And say what,Henry?
That somebody stole our clone.

We don't even know where they are.

We know precisely that ...

they'll be tomorrow at 9:00 am.Presentation.
- Right.So what do we do?

We use this.

Pubes?

That �Oh,yeah.

Max , that bastard.
How could he do this to me?To us?

I don't know.

Besides he's nagging and wagging�

He was kinda cool to me.
I'm fine with him.

That doesn't make what he did any less wrong.

He created you,so to a relationship with.

And why was he so interested in being with you?

Get out of here!

What?I'm sorry?

Get out of here!Now!
- But I thought�

Get out, Get out!

Get out, Get out!

Good clone,Jonas.
Such a good clone.

I think that went pretty well�

It was hell of training him a five whole words.
- Penis.

- Ah, six words.
- You shouldn't have taught him that.

Son of a�Don't worry,
we'll get you out of here!Right now!

Stay there, stay.

Tou have a lot of explaining to do.

I cloned you by accident.
I know it's not an excuse,

but it is the truth.
Yeah, I did terrible thing,

but I'm not like Jonas.
I'm still the guy was last night ,

The guy,who is completely in love with you.
And will do anything for you.

Could you be any sappier ?

The girls actually falls for this shit?

I screwed up.

Kate, I cloned you by accident.
I know it's not an excuse...

I heard you.But I see still have
a thing for cloning people.

l don't know,
I didn't know any way else to do.

As soon as Jonas tell the world
that you're a clone and she's a clone�

- just get me out of here.
- All right.Sorry.

You gonna be a research
project for the rest of your live.

Yeah, I know you hate me right now�
I'm not even blaming you.

But if we get out of here,
we've got to work together.

Okay, what do we do?

We just had to get you out of here
before Jonas makes his speech.

Where is Repli-Jonas?!
- Oh,punk.

Find Repli-Jonas, stall him!
Do not let him get to the stage!

Oh, here he is.Excuse me.

Where are you?I've got a room
full of people,waiting to see you.

Whenever the front..
When ever�

the frontiers of genetics are explored�

Felix!Felix!

If memory serves me correct, I thought I had asked you
to stay back at the lab and guard the Kates.

And so, a question comes to mind .
And you know what that question is?

- Ah umm, no.
- Why are you here?

- Oh, Sir,I wouldn't have guessed�
- Zip it!

Now why don't you go back to the lab and stay there,
untill I tell you to leave.

You can do that for me,can't you?
Can you do that for me?

You can do it,right?
Do it!!

Okay, guys,
guys, come.

She sells,Sea shells,She sells,Sea shells�

This is Giovanni Bellini,
president of largest�

Genetics research company
in Rome, Gene-ltalia.

I'm a big fan of your work
I'm very excited to see this today.

- Get out of here!
- No,seriuosly. I'm excited .

And, ah, this is max, Dr. Fromer's
chief research assistant.

Oh, you must be great,
working with a genius like Dr. Fromer .

Oh.I'm here because of Dr. Fromer.
He made me what I'm today.

I'm here because of Dr. Fromer.

He made me what I'm today.

I have a very important question to ask the doctor.

If you can excuse us.

Such fun of the staff.Parbequeue

First he tells me to watch the Kates,
then he tell me not to watch the Kates,

Then he says to watch them again.
And I'm gonna get some trouble

They're out!

Get up!Go!

Go that way.

- You guys go that way.
- Okay.

Hey, Katie Katie Katie.

Where you are, Kate?
It's just me, Felix.

Hey, hey, go that way.

Who's your mamma now?

It's okay.

Nothing to be afraid of, Kate.
Come on out.

- Yah!
- Uh!

Kate?

Oh, Jonas.Guess what?
Your clones escaped.

I won't be so sure about that!

Get her!

How is there in Beirut?

Whenever the fronteers
men of genetics�

go exploring,

They can encounter a questionable morality.

Why are you doing this?You know you don't have to.

I'm squirrel with a nut,
trying not to knock you,Kate.

Holy shit!

Another clone!Jonas!!

Have it!

Another clone!

Oh!

And Felix is down to the ten.Yeeeah!

Go, We get Jonas.Repli-Jonas!

With this hamster, I will demonstrate to you....

The hyper-Replicator!

And your world, Ladies and Gentlemen,
will never�

Your world will never
be the same....

Jonas!

Would you excuse me
for one moment?

- Max.
- Ah!

Oh! Psst.
Here!

- Penis!

Penis, Penis. Penis.

Penis.

Waht is going on?!

We have a Kate,Sir.

Well,find the other one!Fast!
I'm in the middle of my presentation!

Okay, I'll go right on her, Sir.
Anything else?

Hey, here.Look.

Cookies!

Come here now.

Excuse me,
Ladies and Gentlemen.

As I was saying�

Guys,a little problem:
Chumly is coming.

Oh.That way, Quick.

Go.

Go now.
- Yeah!

- Cookies!
- Yeah, get down.

What�
Couldn't wear a dress?

Waht the hell is wrong with Jonas?

He's not really himself today, Sir.

Why he keeps saying "Penis"?

No, he's saying, ah,"Genius".

No, it was "Penis".
Ah, we don't know.

And now, we take this blood here, and�

� we combine it with some genetic, ah um,
hormone stuff,

put it right in
the Replicator�

MALFUNCTION.

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen�

ABNORMAL DNA PAIRS.
REPLICATION ERRORS!

� prepare yourself�

for the unbelievable,

A fully grown,

adult clone!

Is that bad?
Is that bad?

There seems to be a small technical problem,

Ladies and Gentlemen, but�

I can assure you that this
machine does indeed work.

Because my assistant Max even cloned�

a human being�

in this machine.

And there it is!

Oh,no!

And there is the original!

One of them,I don't know which,
Vice Versa

Oh, come on.He's lying
We're twins!

That's right. If max hadn't resqued us,

Jonas would've turned us into the world's biggest frogs.

Don't trust them,Ladies and Gentelmen
Because these clones are crafty.

Would you just give me a couple of minutes?
I could explain everything

I can prove they're lying..

By getting blood samples from them

We don't need to get blood samples.
It's not necessary!

Get out of my way.

I can assure you that�

There is not a single human clone in this university.

hello.

Ah!

He did it again!

He cloned me this time!
- He cloned me this time.

Max, I wanna know what's going on right here,
and I wanna know it now!

Who made this clone?

I did.

No, he didn't. I did.

No, she didn't. I did

No, they didn't, Sir.
Someone else did.

I'm here because of Dr. Fromer.

He made me what I'm today!

Yeah, that's right!Jonas did it!
He's gone cloning crazy!

Dr.Fromer has absolutely
nothing to do with any of this.

Max is just protecting him.

I'm not.That's the truth
I can explain everything.

- He cloned me.

It was him,
It's all him!

Would you shut the fuck up?

You, yes
I've been watching you.

I know you're even more loyal to Dr. Fromer,
than Max is.

I need the truth.

Go ahead, Felix.Tell them

He's been kissing my ass for years.
He knows what I'm capable of.

Tell them!
- You know what?

Max is full of shit.

These people are clones,
but, ah, Dr. Fromer told me�

that he planned on making
a human clones....

with that Replicator.
He's a mad man!

No, no!

- guards.
- guards!

Wait!Stay back!Stay back.

No, you idiotes!
They're lying!

And I can prove it.
Just let me get a blood sample.

Ouch !You dick!

You rock.

I should've known a long time ago.

SPRlNGDALE PROFESSOR CAUGHT
IN HUMAN CLONING SHEME.

Listen to me.Listen to me.
I have a banana

Hi, Felix.

How are you?
- Hey.fine, how are you?

- Fine.
- Good to see you.

You too.

You want it, don't you?
Come on, get the banana.

Sure.We could use the
Replicator to clone�

ah, Rhinos?

But we have to build a much
bigger unit, obviuosly.

Can I call you back, Mafuzi?
Yes, Sir.

Hakuna Matata.

Hey.What you got there?

We got the cover!

- Do you like it?
- Wow.

- How cute you look ?
- Oh, Kate.

We gotta celebrate.
I should call Henry and Repli....

No, no, no.
I've rather celebrate it alone.

Oh, I can do that.

Refill.

Yeah.sorry, I was finishing the dishes,

Ah, listen, babe, ah,

Don't get me wrong,
I'm not complaining.

Because, this is just great.
- Hmm?

Well, I was thinking, may be one time,

You and I can go out for dinner,
and not watch sports.

You know, somewhere we could
use a knife and a fork.

Wouldn't that be romantic?

You know what would be romantic?

What?

ah.
Ten minutes of silence.

I just got words,Repli-Jonas has escaped
from the facility where they were studying him,

And noone knows where he is!
- Don't worry.

He's a fully grown idiot, with no skills.
How far could he possibly go.

Penis!

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