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Happy?
No.
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No, because the only
problem YOU have with
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these properties is
that I'm in them!
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You know, you just get to a point
where you think...
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Is it worth it?
I'm not sure it is anymore.
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Hey.
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Oh, morning.
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So...
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So... Last night was...
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Yeah.
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What was it?
What were you going to say?
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Well, I thought it was great!
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Oh! Good!
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Why? What were you going to say?
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Same.
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Well, I'm glad that we...
Are you not?
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Oh, yeah...
And I'm glad you're glad.
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I've got work. Oh, OK.
Can I see you later for lunch?
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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Cool. Well, I've got to pick up
Emily but then I'll call in.
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OK.
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Jamie, are you going to tell her?
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Er... no. No.
She doesn't tell ME anything.
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So who I see is none of her
business.
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Oh, OK.
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Yep, I know, I didn't sleep either.
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OK. Aw! Sh...
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Jamie! Hello! Nice place.
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Lots of space! But then,
that's what you wanted, wasn't it?
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Look, I was going to call you but...
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But you left it up
to the estate agent to fill me in?
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Isabel told you?
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Yeah, well, we talked.
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OK, look, I know you must be
upset... and that this possibly
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wasn't the perfect
way of doing this but...
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Possibly? We can talk about it.
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I don't want to talk about it!
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In fact, I don't want to
have to see you right now.
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I only came to pick up Emily.
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Oh... OK, well, look maybe if you...
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Yeah, yeah, got to go.
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OK.
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Say goodbye to Mummy.
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Bye!
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Bye.
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House-warming! Woooooo!
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Woo-hoo!
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Hey, Beth.
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OK, great, I'll see you tonight.
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Great, it's a date!
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Great. See ya... Hi...
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Who were they?
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Just some new friends.
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Yeah, right! Like you can make
friends with people!
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I don't want to break your heart,
Beth
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but I think they were probably just
humouring you to get a free coffee.
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Actually they want to hang out.
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I'm meeting up with them
later tonight.
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Yeah, well, I might just
tag along, see how it goes.
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You can't just tag along.
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You have to be accepted and trusted
before you can fit into their ecosystem.
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What and you want to be
part of the food chain?
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Whatever it takes to be
part of their world!
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Pretty weird looking world.
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Yeah, well, it's better than the
barren wastelands of Planet Mike!
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I think I've really upset him.
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I've never seen him
this pissed off before.
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Oh, God, If he's going to be
grumpy, just let him!
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We are intelligent,
independent women!
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Why do we always end up
talking about men?
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It's beneath us!
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Yeah, you're right.
He'll get over it.
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Damn right! Now, no more boy talk!
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It'll give us a chance to catch up.
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I need some Laura time.
I've missed you.
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Awww.
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Oh, erm, I've got to get that.
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Hi, Adrian.
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'Did you make it OK?'
Yeah, just got in. 'Great, OK.'
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This is nice,
I've not noticed this place before.
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Oh, yeah, it's great.
Nice coffee, they play good music.
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We've always loved it here.
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We?
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Emily and me!
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Because of the great pram access,
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and the nappy-changing
facilities are amazing.
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It's one of our favourites,
isn't it?
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Yes, it is!
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Oh! Well done, sweetheart.
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Oh, I'm out of wipes.
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Erm, I'll just grab some
tissue from the toilet.
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Take her for a minute?
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Oh, really, I don't think I can.
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Oh, it's fine. Just support her
head, and give her this.
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You'll be fine.
I'll be back in two secs.
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Who keeps texting you?
Oh, er... Professor Armitage.
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Why is HE texting you?
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You're SEEING him?
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A bit.
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Ugh... wow!
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He's a bit intense
but he's really interesting.
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And my grades have picked up.
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I mean, he has been marking
a lot of my stuff but...
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Are you listening?
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Oh, look, Emily,
it's your mother.
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Hopefully she won't see us!
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Nope, she's definitely seen us!
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Hi!
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Oh, crap! Er...
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Er...
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Ooooh, how adorable!
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I'm going to come in. I'm coming in.
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Oh, come on!
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Jamie!
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Hiya! How are you?
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Oh, great.
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And who is this?
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Hello... Emily?
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Aha, yeah...
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Oh, er, are you with Jamie?
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Yes! And I'm really sorry you
had to find out this way.
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I said he should tell you!
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What, sorry?
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You meant - am I with him here?
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Yes. That too.
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Right, let's clear this mess...
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Laura's here...
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Laura. Hi.
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This is...
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I know what this is.
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I guess I'll just take our daughter
and...
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...let you two get on with your...
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We're leaving.
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You sneaky little bastard!
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It's so over the top!
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Oh, hi, Beth!
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I come here all the time!
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They all know me here, so...
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All right, Carol?
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Squeeze in here... Hi, I'm Mike.
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So, who are you?
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So anyway, she keeps saying
she's going to kill herself.
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But I say, if all you're going to
do with your life,
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is spend your time writing vampire
fan fiction, then good riddance!
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Yeah, so I was thinking
I might get a tattoo.
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I've got this birthmark I
thought they could incorporate.
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It looks a bit
like Mickey Mouse.
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See, I'm halfway there, if you have
a look. Yeah... We're leaving.
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I don't understand,
where does she write this?
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She writes it on like
vampire forums.
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I'm just going to go and get a drink
from the bar - do you want anything?
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She...
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Like nobody appreciates her art, you
know, she's all moan, moan, moan.
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Hi there!
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Hello?
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Whenever you're ready...
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Hey!
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It's really sweet that you brought
your friend along to check me out.
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Mark, was it?
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Mike? Oh, no, he's not a...
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I didn't invite him!
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Yeah, right, admit it!
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He was the parachute,
in case you didn't like me.
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But I assume I've passed the test?
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What test?
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You are so adorable!
But you don't have to pretend.
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I really like you.
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And you really like me.
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Er, yeah... um, but...
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But nothing!
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This?
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This is perfect.
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I just cannot believe!
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I know!
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Maybe I should call him.
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Erm, no! Do not drunk-call him!
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No, you're right, you're right.
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Maybe I'll just call him tomorrow.
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Yeah, or,
maybe you should talk to HER!
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Yes, yes! This is all her fault!
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Yes! Ignore the monkey, just go
straight to the organ grinder.
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She IS the organ grinder!
What a bitch!
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I'm so glad that you're
here for this day!
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That's OK.
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Hey, why don't we just stay up
all night, get really,
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really drunk and just talk
all our relationship problems out?
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And then we can move on.
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Yeah. No. I think I'm going to go
to bed.
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I really haven't slept
since I moved here.
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Could you watch Emily?
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Er...
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I guess I could.
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If you are going to,
maybe I should just...
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Because you can't, you know.
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Errrm... yeah. Of course.
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Good night. OK.
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'Oh, my God! This is huge!'
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It is not huge!
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'It explains why
she wasn't into me!
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'It makes sense now.'
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It doesn't make sense.
It's not like I encouraged it!
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Yeah right,
just look at the way you dress!
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It screams sexual ambiguity.
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Well, I did not lead her on!
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'Really? The girl you're
desperate to be around,
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who's incredibly
cool and smart?'
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Well, she is great!
And it's not like I'm anti-gay.
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Maybe going out with
her would be fun.
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'Just as long as you're ready for
the reality of lesbian sex.'
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It's a subject I studied in great
detail.
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Mmm, I'm not sure what you've
studied accurately reflects
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the lesbian experience.
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I'm just saying
it's not all motorbikes
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and cupcakes and Charlotte Bronte.
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And this girl's going to have
expectations!
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Maybe I should just say something?
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Yeah, it
starts off as saying something,
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and then it's doing something!
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And then a couple of months later
strapping something on.
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Why am I even
talking to you about this?
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This is why I need a female friend!
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Sounds like you're about to get one.
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A very special one!
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I know! He's far too possessive!
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But I can't dump him
just before he marks my assessment!
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I am not using him!
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If anything he is using me!
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All right, we are using each other!
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Look, how about a bedtime story?
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The Pauper Prince.
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I'll read this,
and you can stop judging me!
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'One day, the Princess was walking
through the haunted forest
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'when she met a nightingale,
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'who told her that the Pauper Prince
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was her one true love.'
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Hmmm... Blah, blah, blah.
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So, summarizing,
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the Prince gets cursed by the witch,
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and then he has to dig
turnips for ever and ever.
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So now not only is he broke,
but he is also in a dead-end job!
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So, what a loser!
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OK, you're a baby, what do you know?
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Hi!
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I've been thinking about you ever
since we kissed.
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Yeah, it's been on my mind as well.
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I'm so glad you feel the same!
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Beth, there's a table over there
still waiting to give their order.
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Yeah, I should really do that!
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Welcome, how can I help?
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Just wanted to talk to Beth, really.
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Right, well I'm sure
I can help with anything she can?
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Well, I was about to ask her
out on a date.
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Oh, right, um...
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I'll get her for you.
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Er, Beth, I'll take this order.
258
00:13:58,289 --> 00:14:00,729
Why don't you serve the other
customer?
259
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:04,609
Um, Poppy...
260
00:14:05,729 --> 00:14:07,469
...there's something you
should really know.
261
00:14:09,289 --> 00:14:10,215
I might not be...
262
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,889
...quite as gay as I seemed.
263
00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:17,129
The way you kissed me
264
00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:18,609
there's no mistaking.
265
00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:20,289
Really?
266
00:14:20,289 --> 00:14:23,889
Look, everyone is somewhere on a
sexual continuum,
267
00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:27,089
and it's scary taking that
next step. Right.
268
00:14:27,089 --> 00:14:30,289
That's why it's really important you
do it with someone you trust.
269
00:14:31,769 --> 00:14:34,009
And I'm so glad you picked me.
270
00:14:34,688 --> 00:14:35,489
The thing is that...
271
00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:36,050
Shh, shh, shh.
272
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,209
Don't say anything.
273
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,649
This is too perfect.
274
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:44,049
We... are going out tonight,
I know this great place!
275
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,089
I...I think Nigel needs me
to work tonight.
276
00:14:46,089 --> 00:14:47,489
Hmm? No, nope, I'm fine.
277
00:14:49,329 --> 00:14:49,996
Oh, great!
278
00:14:51,009 --> 00:14:51,989
See you there at six!
279
00:14:52,529 --> 00:14:53,309
Great!
280
00:15:04,409 --> 00:15:05,389
Yeah...
281
00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:08,029
...definitely.
282
00:15:18,609 --> 00:15:20,069
Yep, bye.
283
00:15:22,329 --> 00:15:24,329
Laura, hi.
284
00:15:25,609 --> 00:15:27,769
I'm not going to make a scene
285
00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:30,089
because this is your place of work.
286
00:15:30,089 --> 00:15:32,089
OK, good to know.
287
00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:38,489
The last time I saw you,
I was a bit on the back foot.
288
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:41,929
I think that was
because I was just surprised
289
00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:45,089
to see a strange woman
holding my baby.
290
00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,609
I'm not that strange.
291
00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:48,729
Well, that's debatable, isn't it?
292
00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:51,649
Anyhow, I am in a better
frame of mind now.
293
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:53,069
Oh, good.
294
00:15:53,409 --> 00:15:57,089
Because now I realise
you're an arch, little bitch.
295
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:01,049
No, I'm not, actually
an arch, little bitch.
296
00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:03,749
I'm just someone who actually
knows what she wants.
297
00:16:04,409 --> 00:16:07,129
Yes, someone else's family.
298
00:16:09,089 --> 00:16:12,929
If you're trying to make me feel
guilty, I'm sorry, I just don't!
299
00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:15,694
You don't feel guilty
about wrecking our relationship?
300
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,249
You wrecked the relationship.
301
00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:21,329
You were looking for an out,
I gave it to you.
302
00:16:21,329 --> 00:16:22,849
I wasn't looking for an out!
303
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,329
Everyone's better off!
304
00:16:24,329 --> 00:16:26,729
I'm happy, Jamie's definitely happy,
305
00:16:26,729 --> 00:16:29,629
and you don't have to worry
any more about not appreciating him.
306
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:31,729
I did appreciate him!
307
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,949
Na, I don't think you did.
308
00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:36,409
The point is I want him, you don't.
309
00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:38,569
You don't even know what you're
talking about!
310
00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:40,569
Go on, say it, say you want him?
311
00:16:40,569 --> 00:16:41,689
I...I...
312
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:43,529
Er, sorry, I can't hear it!
313
00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:45,729
I am not just going to perform
like...
314
00:16:45,729 --> 00:16:47,969
"I'm not going to perform like..."
315
00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:50,569
God, you can't even say it to me
never mind him.
316
00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:52,449
Look, you have no right...!
317
00:16:52,449 --> 00:16:55,289
Bzzzzzz! Oh, sorry Laura,
318
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,569
you're too late!
319
00:16:56,569 --> 00:16:58,469
The market moves on!
320
00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:02,249
So, what, you're gazumping me?
321
00:17:02,249 --> 00:17:03,949
OK, yes, if you like.
322
00:17:04,489 --> 00:17:07,029
I have a better offer in place,
and I am ready to move.
323
00:17:07,449 --> 00:17:11,489
Look, Laura, Jamie isn't interested
in you anymore.
324
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,809
He's moved on.
325
00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:16,129
Well, if that's what you have to tell
yourself so that you can sleep at night...
326
00:17:16,129 --> 00:17:18,389
Haven't actually been
sleeping that much...
327
00:17:18,729 --> 00:17:20,329
But, hey, what my boyfriend
328
00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:22,589
and I get up to is really
none of your business.
329
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,880
Then she starts talking,
330
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,000
and suddenly she's in my mouth!
331
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,240
It's like you're doing it
deliberately now!
332
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:34,847
I'm not!
333
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,320
It's like I can't get her
not to want me.
334
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,640
Weird!
335
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:41,320
You alienate girls all the time!
336
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,080
How do you do it so consistently?
337
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,560
I dunno...
338
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,500
I mean, she'd reject you in an
instant.
339
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:50,940
Hmm...
340
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,040
This is Puppet
Master to Pinocchio.
341
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,740
Testing, testing?
342
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:00,960
I can hear you!
343
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,580
Stop blowing in my ear!
344
00:18:02,654 --> 00:18:03,609
Sorry!
345
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,280
And don't call me Pinocchio.
It's really annoying.
346
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,000
And I don't even have a big nose.
347
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,400
Shut up! It's go time!
348
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:12,460
Hi!
349
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,880
Nice!
350
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,580
Shut up!
351
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,568
OK, so...
352
00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:23,480
...the witch gave the Prince
a poisoned orange,
353
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,000
which made him forget about the Princess
and fall in love with her instead!
354
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:28,880
I know what a bitch!
355
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,400
Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that you
should really read this!
356
00:18:35,395 --> 00:18:36,180
How did it go?
357
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,000
Yeah, fine, yeah.
358
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,820
Isabel explained everything.
359
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,040
Jamie, is an idiot
360
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,240
for shagging that
manipulative, little slut!
361
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,720
He has fallen right into her trap!
362
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,521
And that's because he was
thinking with his...
363
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,860
Yes, well I'm not going to say
"penis" in front of my daughter.
364
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:54,920
Well you just did,
365
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,303
and slut and shag.
366
00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:57,840
I'm very stressed.
367
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,800
And you also said "trap",
which I think is worse.
368
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,760
I'm going to call him! No!
369
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,225
You're probably right,
but I don't think
370
00:19:06,251 --> 00:19:08,648
that telling him he's an idiot is
going to help anything.
371
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,440
It'll help me!
372
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,120
No, I mean, what if he's got
a reason that he's acting like this?
373
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,360
Maybe he's been given a poisoned
orange?
374
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,982
I'm just saying you don't know
what's going on in his life.
375
00:19:18,982 --> 00:19:20,920
Maybe he's hurt and he's
trying to get back at you?
376
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,700
Well, now I'm going to get back
at him! Give me the phone!
377
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,760
No, trust me!
I know what I'm talking about!
378
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,440
You're shagging your tutor to
improve your grades.
379
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,400
Of course you don't know what
you're talking about!
380
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,920
Now give it to me! No!
381
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,720
Then I'm just going to go and see
him!
382
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,020
You can't stop me doing that!
383
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,253
So, what do you want to
do after this?
384
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,480
I have a friend in this play.
385
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,720
It's a monologue about female
circumcision.
386
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,320
Oh, that sounds...
387
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,360
Awful!
388
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,640
Erm...
389
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,840
Say it, Beth!
If you want her off your case.
390
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,080
That sounds awful.
391
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,760
I know, the plight of these women!
392
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,840
No! Tell her you
mean the play sounds awful!
393
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,160
It's a really important two
hours of drama.
394
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,932
Two hours?!
Jesus, get the hell out of there!
395
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,920
No, I mean the play
sounds like...
396
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,880
Like it's going to be
a fucking snorefest!
397
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,840
Like it's going to be...
398
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,720
a fucking snorefest.
399
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,200
OK, so what do you want to do?
400
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,200
There's this gallery...
401
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:20,700
No!
402
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,920
No, not that!
403
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,880
Three words. Transformers.
Box. Set.
404
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,860
We could watch
the transformers movies?
405
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,000
Aren't they about robots or
something?
406
00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:34,200
Er...
407
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,300
Yes! They're robots that are at war
with each other.
408
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,720
Except they're cars and...
409
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,360
...planes and things as well.
410
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,520
Right.
411
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,100
That's the clever thing about it.
412
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,940
That they're cars?
413
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,160
And because they transform...
414
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,716
It gives you literally limitless
narrative possibilities.
415
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,600
Because anything might be a robot.
416
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,194
Yeah, maybe not that.
417
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,120
OK, OK, I've got a good one.
418
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,760
Say, "Why don't we drink Jeagermeister
until we can't feel our faces and then..."
419
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,900
...try and complete
Grand Theft Auto in one sitting?
420
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,660
Why would you want to
play Grand Theft Auto?
421
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,200
Why would
I want to play Grand Theft Auto?
422
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,960
Why would
I want to play Grand Theft Auto?
423
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,980
Duh, because you can nick cars!
424
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,560
...and commit crimes for money.
425
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,120
You can literally...
426
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,960
...beat up prostitutes
with a baseball bat...
427
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,440
...and steal their cash.
428
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,640
That is appalling!
429
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,080
OK, now bring it home!
430
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,960
Tell her that beating up hookers
is a deal breaker.
431
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,877
If you don't like the
idea of beating up hookers,
432
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,320
then maybe we don't have that
much in common after all.
433
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:44,860
Bingo!
434
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,080
OK, Beth, I think
I know what's going on here.
435
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,100
You do?
436
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,120
We're burned! She's on to us!
437
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,740
Abort, abort!
438
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,880
You don't really mean any of those
things you said, do you?
439
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,320
Yes, I...
440
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,800
No, no, you don't.
441
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,000
I know you're scared,
442
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,640
but you can't let other people's
judgements hold you back.
443
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,120
I don't care what other
people think!
444
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,380
I just don't think I'm gay!
445
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,200
Have you ever tried it?
446
00:22:15,057 --> 00:22:15,720
Well, no.
447
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,560
Then how would you know?
448
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,860
I don't, it's just...
449
00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:22,160
What? Not as valid as a heterosexual
relationship?
450
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,760
No, it's just as valid!
451
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,383
Is it me?
452
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,520
Do you not like me?
453
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,020
No.
454
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,960
I think you're great!
455
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,000
So, I'm not pretty enough for you?
456
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,600
You're very pretty!
You're beautiful!
457
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,640
It's just...
458
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,220
You don't like gay people?
459
00:22:38,415 --> 00:22:41,040
Because really,
460
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,280
that's all that's left, isn't it?
461
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,280
'And then, the nightingale said,
462
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,540
"Nothing matters without love."
463
00:22:57,112 --> 00:22:59,160
I know, I know!
464
00:23:00,733 --> 00:23:02,494
That talking bird is right!
465
00:23:03,813 --> 00:23:06,600
Oh, It's just hard you know!
466
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:09,620
Because what
if I've missed my Pauper Prince?
467
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:15,240
What if all that's left
out there is just frogs and trolls?!
468
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:18,727
All right, all right.
469
00:23:20,553 --> 00:23:21,428
I'm going to do it!
470
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,620
I can't shake her off!
471
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:33,340
Yeah, I think you're going to have
to sleep with her.
472
00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:35,180
I'm not going to sleep with her!
473
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,500
She's got you!
474
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,460
Like she said, you either boff her,
or admit you're an intolerant,
475
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,000
uptight, sex fascist.
476
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:43,860
Yeah. That's it!
477
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:46,620
That's exactly what she's saying!
478
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,660
Yes.
479
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,800
I'm going back in!
480
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,580
Beth! Beth, your Bluetooth!
481
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:58,700
So, should we just get out of here?
482
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,620
No, I don't think so.
483
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,940
Oh, come on, Beth,
we both know this is happening.
484
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:06,020
No! It's not happening.
485
00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:08,500
You know I liked you
but I never fancied you,
486
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,140
and there's a big difference.
487
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:11,420
Beth!
488
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:13,140
I can't let you do this!
489
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,740
I'm not doing this.
490
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:16,100
You brought Mark?
491
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:16,960
Mike!
492
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,640
Beth, you're coming with me!
493
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:21,140
No, I'm not.
494
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:24,020
Come on, you know
she's just a side show.
495
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,120
Deep down you are still
crazy about me!
496
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:29,180
It's fine, I've got this!
497
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:32,180
No! It's either her, or me!
498
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:35,765
Is this guy serious?
499
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,125
This guy...
500
00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:40,300
...is the guy that she
really cares about.
501
00:24:40,925 --> 00:24:41,620
I doubt that.
502
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:42,524
Tell her, Beth.
503
00:24:43,340 --> 00:24:45,260
Tell her I'm the only one you've
ever slept with.
504
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,820
Is that true?
505
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:53,220
Technically...
506
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,300
Ha, wow,
507
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:59,260
I see why you're
questioning your sexuality.
508
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:02,840
You know what, Poppy? I'm not!
509
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,780
And I know we're all on a continuum,
510
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:08,020
and maybe I'll turn out to be gay.
511
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:11,340
But right now,
I'm just not gay for you!
512
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,820
Come on Beth, we don't need her!
513
00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:15,220
Get off!
514
00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:17,120
I'm not gay for you either!
515
00:25:38,902 --> 00:25:40,060
You should have called.
516
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,180
I would have called, but I...
517
00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:43,340
I don't want to talk.
518
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,820
Look, Jamie,
519
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,940
I know you're angry with me.
520
00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,020
But I...
521
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:57,260
I really cannot believe that
you would have sex with bitch
522
00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:58,840
just to get back at me!
523
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,240
It wasn't anything to do with you!
524
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:05,360
Anyway, what difference does it make
why it happened? It happened.
525
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,780
But she played us off against
each other! She's manipulating you!
526
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,460
No, she's not! But...
527
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,260
But what? Do you want us
to get back together?
528
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,000
Do you want me to move in with you?
529
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:24,540
What happened to, "When you're ready
to join me just let me know?"
530
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:25,640
I got sick of waiting.
531
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:30,200
I guess there's nothing else to say.
532
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,980
I've moved on, you don't want to.
533
00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:42,120
I'm just surprised that you're
letting yourself be a victim.
534
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,244
I'm not a victim.
535
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,860
Yes, you are! She obviously gets off
on stealing other people's men!
536
00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,900
That is the only reason she is being
so nice to you
537
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,660
and having sex with you!
538
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,860
Yeah, God, what a bitch!
539
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:57,300
How can I possibly stop
her from being nice to me
540
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,500
and sleeping with me?
541
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,740
But it's all about her,
it's not about you!
542
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:04,220
Right, so I should just dump this
girl who makes me feel happy,
543
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:06,260
and go back to
waiting for you to decide
544
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,420
whether you can stand
being in the same room as me?
545
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,780
Yes! Yes,
that's exactly what you should do!
546
00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:16,300
Are you actually showing me
the door?
547
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,480
Looks that way, doesn't it?
548
00:27:35,769 --> 00:27:38,515
No, you're not listening!
549
00:27:39,054 --> 00:27:40,780
I don't want to be with you anymore.
550
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:42,940
Why not? Is there someone else?
551
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:45,100
No, there's no one else. I...
552
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,660
Then why?
553
00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:49,260
Because, Adrian, I deserve better!
554
00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:51,580
Now piss off, and leave me alone!
555
00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:53,100
I can't believe you're...
556
00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:58,200
Damn straight!
557
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,861
It's over.
558
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:11,460
It's really over.
559
00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:12,480
Oh!
560
00:28:14,674 --> 00:28:15,847
I'm sorry,
561
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,440
I'm really sorry.
562
00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:24,340
Mum! Bloody hell! You're back!
563
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:26,220
Well, it's lovely to see you
too, darling!
564
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:27,620
Who'll start the bidding on this...
565
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,280
young lady?
566
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,560
Hey, listen,
567
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:34,020
I don't even care how hot you are.
568
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,700
Oh, my God.
569
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,840
Why don't you love me?
570
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:42,440
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