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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,648 --> 00:00:07,236 Alright, guys. Shoes off, before you go in. 2 00:00:07,436 --> 00:00:08,781 Alright, there, princess. 3 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:09,972 - Get in there. - Thank you. 4 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:11,116 Put your shoes off. 5 00:00:14,044 --> 00:00:14,949 Alright be cool AJ. 6 00:00:15,052 --> 00:00:15,852 What the hell is this?! 7 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:18,028 Jumpy house, lalala. 8 00:00:18,539 --> 00:00:19,517 Genius idea, right? 9 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,341 Put it in front of the bar so people with kids can 10 00:00:21,444 --> 00:00:22,902 come and drink on the weekends. 11 00:00:23,188 --> 00:00:24,612 Welcome to our very first 12 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:25,965 bring your kids at the bar day. 13 00:00:26,211 --> 00:00:27,076 You realize what kind of 14 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:28,556 liability issue this is? 15 00:00:28,772 --> 00:00:29,916 Well, it's a little late, Ken, 16 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:31,508 because right now we have a ton of parents 17 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:32,499 in there buzzing it up. 18 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:33,565 Okay, look, if we're gonna do this, 19 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,605 I want adult supervision on this all times. 20 00:00:35,707 --> 00:00:37,163 Fine. 21 00:00:37,285 --> 00:00:38,547 Aaah!! 22 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:40,700 Relax. It's all soft in there. 23 00:00:40,813 --> 00:00:41,653 Nobody is getting hurt. 24 00:00:42,228 --> 00:00:43,077 Alright, I'm coming in. 25 00:00:46,448 --> 00:00:48,670 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:14,961 --> 00:01:17,603 - It's like a welfare preschool in here. 27 00:01:17,637 --> 00:01:18,910 - Hey, Ken, I got your mail. 28 00:01:18,944 --> 00:01:20,460 Opened it for you. 29 00:01:20,495 --> 00:01:21,568 - Stop opening my mail. 30 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:25,394 - But I love it. It's like Christmas. 31 00:01:25,428 --> 00:01:26,833 - Oh, no. No. 32 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:28,039 - What's wrong? 33 00:01:28,074 --> 00:01:29,849 - Cousin Leonard's coming to visit us. 34 00:01:29,884 --> 00:01:31,627 - Oh, awesome. When? 35 00:01:31,662 --> 00:01:33,101 - Today. - Cool. 36 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,676 - Why don't you like cousin Leonard? 37 00:01:34,710 --> 00:01:36,481 - Because he's a mentally challenged sociopath. 38 00:01:36,515 --> 00:01:39,353 - No, he is not. He is a sweetheart who's full of life. 39 00:01:39,388 --> 00:01:41,289 Ken doesn't like him 'cause they look a lot alike. 40 00:01:41,324 --> 00:01:42,560 When we were kids, 41 00:01:42,594 --> 00:01:44,397 Ken would always get mistaken for Leonard. 42 00:01:44,432 --> 00:01:45,766 - We don't look anything alike. 43 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:46,869 - No, I see it. 44 00:01:46,903 --> 00:01:48,406 - You haven't met him. 45 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,644 - But I will. - They do, actually. 46 00:01:50,679 --> 00:01:52,482 - So I'm right. 47 00:01:52,516 --> 00:01:53,484 - Both idiots. 48 00:01:53,519 --> 00:01:56,055 - He's right. 49 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,068 Here we are. 50 00:02:02,102 --> 00:02:03,870 What do you think, Leonard? 51 00:02:03,905 --> 00:02:06,343 - This rocks like welcome to the jungle. 52 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:08,880 You must be getting boatloads of pussy, 53 00:02:08,914 --> 00:02:09,882 Cousin Bruce. 54 00:02:09,916 --> 00:02:11,083 - I do okay, Leonard. 55 00:02:11,118 --> 00:02:13,286 Calvin, I want you to meet cousin Leonard. 56 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,319 - Hey. - Hello, Calvin my friend. 57 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:16,851 Do you lift weights? - Yeah. 58 00:02:16,885 --> 00:02:18,417 - I can tell. You're a little buff. 59 00:02:18,451 --> 00:02:19,984 - Thanks. He's awesome. 60 00:02:20,019 --> 00:02:21,515 - I am awesome. 61 00:02:21,549 --> 00:02:22,714 - Oh. Hey. 62 00:02:22,748 --> 00:02:24,014 - Oh, yes. 63 00:02:24,048 --> 00:02:26,349 You know what I like. 64 00:02:26,383 --> 00:02:29,284 - Leonard, this is my girlfriend, Barb. 65 00:02:29,318 --> 00:02:30,285 - I mean, how do you do? 66 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,286 It's very nice to meet you. 67 00:02:31,322 --> 00:02:32,289 - Hi, Leonard. 68 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:33,556 It's so nice to meet you. 69 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:35,424 - Oh, in case you did not notice by my demeanor, 70 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:36,691 I am a retard. 71 00:02:36,725 --> 00:02:38,424 - Oh, God. 72 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,092 Leonard, you don't have to use that word 73 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,325 To describe yourself. 74 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,826 - Oh, no, no. I like to use it. 75 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:44,593 It takes the power away from the word. 76 00:02:44,627 --> 00:02:48,596 - Well, very nice to meet you, retard. 77 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,631 - Nice to be met, normal lady. 78 00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:52,299 - Isn't he the best? 79 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,701 - Maybe second best. Jesus Christ is okay. 80 00:02:54,736 --> 00:02:55,869 - Yeah. Him too. 81 00:02:55,903 --> 00:02:58,171 Oh, Leonard, I want you to meet hickey, 82 00:02:58,205 --> 00:02:59,172 My best friend. 83 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:00,874 - Hey, hey, tricky hickey. 84 00:03:00,908 --> 00:03:01,975 How's it hanging? 85 00:03:02,009 --> 00:03:03,309 - Pretty good, Leonard. Good to meet you. 86 00:03:03,343 --> 00:03:05,878 - Oh, I see you're a friend of the porn portal, 87 00:03:05,912 --> 00:03:06,879 As I like to call it. 88 00:03:06,913 --> 00:03:08,547 You're going to like this site. 89 00:03:08,582 --> 00:03:10,783 It's not necessarily sexual. 90 00:03:10,817 --> 00:03:12,251 It's just very obese women 91 00:03:12,285 --> 00:03:15,520 Sitting on weird, little men. 92 00:03:15,555 --> 00:03:16,521 - Hello, Leonard. 93 00:03:16,555 --> 00:03:18,022 - Hello, Ken. 94 00:03:18,057 --> 00:03:20,992 If anyone detects a chilly tone 95 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,493 Between the two of us, 96 00:03:22,527 --> 00:03:24,294 It's because Ken does not like me 97 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,696 Because I am retarded. 98 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:28,598 - I don't dislike retarded people. 99 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:30,867 I dislike when you act inappropriately. 100 00:03:30,902 --> 00:03:32,402 - Oh, that reminds me. 101 00:03:32,436 --> 00:03:34,170 I got myself in some trouble 102 00:03:34,204 --> 00:03:36,572 With my host family last Thanksgiving. 103 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,307 I checked the heat on the turkey 104 00:03:38,341 --> 00:03:39,508 By sticking my Dick in it. 105 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:42,411 So now I have to get a positive evaluation 106 00:03:42,445 --> 00:03:45,313 Before I can regain my visitation privileges. 107 00:03:45,347 --> 00:03:48,416 If I do, I will be at players every weekend. 108 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:49,683 - Yeah. No problem, buddy. 109 00:03:49,718 --> 00:03:51,185 - No way am I letting you fill it out. 110 00:03:51,219 --> 00:03:52,352 You're completely biased. 111 00:03:52,387 --> 00:03:53,754 - Yeah, well, you've got a bit 112 00:03:53,788 --> 00:03:55,255 Of a grudge against Leonard, 113 00:03:55,289 --> 00:03:56,489 So how about we both fill it out. 114 00:03:56,524 --> 00:03:57,891 - Fine. - Yeah, fine. 115 00:03:57,925 --> 00:03:58,925 - Can I get two white zins? 116 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:01,594 - Oh, hello, foxy mama. 117 00:04:01,629 --> 00:04:04,830 I would like to get those two scoops of peach ice cream, 118 00:04:04,864 --> 00:04:06,197 Put a little whipped cream on them, 119 00:04:06,232 --> 00:04:09,167 And go to town. 120 00:04:09,201 --> 00:04:11,001 - Leonard, that's completely inappropriate. 121 00:04:11,036 --> 00:04:12,670 - What? 122 00:04:12,704 --> 00:04:14,404 - Calm down, Ken. He's just joking around. 123 00:04:14,439 --> 00:04:17,040 - Ken feels the same as one Adolf Hitler, 124 00:04:17,074 --> 00:04:19,409 That all retarded people should be castrated 125 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:21,644 So they feel no sexual desire. 126 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,146 - Jesus, Ken. 127 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,847 - I do not feel that way. 128 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:26,448 - Oh, yes, he does. He does. 129 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,350 - You know what, Ken? You're a real jerk. 130 00:04:28,384 --> 00:04:29,918 Nice to make him feel bad. 131 00:04:29,952 --> 00:04:31,319 Why don't you and I 132 00:04:31,353 --> 00:04:32,320 Go to the kitchen 133 00:04:32,354 --> 00:04:33,688 And we make an ice cream sundae? 134 00:04:33,722 --> 00:04:36,557 - Okay. Maybe I will grope you while we're there. 135 00:04:36,591 --> 00:04:38,425 I'm kidding. 136 00:04:38,459 --> 00:04:40,193 - How can she be amused by that? 137 00:04:40,228 --> 00:04:41,461 - No groping, Leonard. 138 00:04:41,495 --> 00:04:43,930 Ken, I know you have your problems with Leonard, 139 00:04:43,964 --> 00:04:44,931 But do me a favor. 140 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:45,998 Show a little patience. 141 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:47,433 - I'll try to get along with him, 142 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:50,068 But the fact of the matter is he's impossible. 143 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:51,603 - Can I have some more beer, please? 144 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:53,171 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I don't see why not. 145 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:54,973 - What do you mean you don't see why not? 146 00:04:55,007 --> 00:04:56,174 - It's kids drink free day. 147 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,775 - No, it's not kids drink free day. 148 00:04:57,810 --> 00:04:59,710 It's bring your kid to the bar day. 149 00:04:59,745 --> 00:05:01,111 - Why would you bring a kid to the bar 150 00:05:01,146 --> 00:05:02,179 If he's not gonna drink? 151 00:05:02,213 --> 00:05:03,413 - Just stop. Put that away. 152 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:05,382 Hey, buddy. Where's your mom and dad? 153 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:08,151 - Not here. - Okay. Can you call 'em? 154 00:05:08,185 --> 00:05:10,253 - No. Can I have some beer? 155 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:11,587 - Sure. - No! 156 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:12,721 - Guys, he loves beer. 157 00:05:12,756 --> 00:05:14,255 He's had, like, six of 'em. 158 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:15,322 - Shh. - We'll lose our license. 159 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,757 - Don't you ever say that again. 160 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:18,624 Don't you ever tell people you had six beers at our place. 161 00:05:18,659 --> 00:05:19,825 - I'm gonna tell people 162 00:05:19,859 --> 00:05:22,426 If you don't let me have some free beer. 163 00:05:22,461 --> 00:05:23,427 - How about ginger ale? 164 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:24,427 It's just like beer. 165 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:25,561 - I'm gonna tell some people. 166 00:05:25,596 --> 00:05:27,196 - How about root beer? That's beer. 167 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:28,496 - Okay, I'm going to tell people. 168 00:05:28,531 --> 00:05:30,198 - Okay, okay, uh, uh... 169 00:05:30,232 --> 00:05:32,198 - This much. A tiny little ounce. 170 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:33,966 - Give him an ounce. - This much. 171 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,634 - I'm not negotiating with you, young man. 172 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,634 - I'm telling. 173 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,335 - Okay. Get him as much as he said. 174 00:05:43,824 --> 00:05:45,425 - Here you go, Philip. Say thank you. 175 00:05:45,459 --> 00:05:48,327 - Thank you. 176 00:05:48,362 --> 00:05:49,328 - Hey, Philip. 177 00:05:49,363 --> 00:05:50,329 Show Barb your trick. 178 00:05:50,363 --> 00:05:51,763 - Goo goo Ga Ga! 179 00:05:51,798 --> 00:05:53,064 - [laughs] it's just like a baby. 180 00:05:53,099 --> 00:05:54,299 - Goo goo Ga Ga! 181 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,434 - Oop! Where'd the baby come from? 182 00:05:56,468 --> 00:05:58,236 - Did you get wings delivered? 183 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,670 - Yeah. They're my favorite. 184 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:01,572 - Why would you do that when we have our own wings? 185 00:06:01,606 --> 00:06:03,406 - 'cause Philip doesn't like our wings, Kevin. 186 00:06:03,441 --> 00:06:05,475 - I don't like your wings. 187 00:06:05,509 --> 00:06:07,443 - Have we called the police yet 188 00:06:07,477 --> 00:06:08,877 About dealing with this situation? 189 00:06:08,912 --> 00:06:10,012 - No, we have not. 190 00:06:10,046 --> 00:06:11,446 But we're gonna wait it out, okay 191 00:06:11,481 --> 00:06:12,581 If you get the cops involved, 192 00:06:12,615 --> 00:06:14,015 Then dcfs gets involved, 193 00:06:14,049 --> 00:06:15,349 And these people might come back. 194 00:06:15,384 --> 00:06:17,118 - Yeah, and I don't mind watching Philip 195 00:06:17,152 --> 00:06:18,852 Until his parents come back. 196 00:06:18,887 --> 00:06:20,521 - All right. - If they do come back. 197 00:06:20,555 --> 00:06:22,255 - All right, we'll give it to the end of the day. 198 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:23,356 Get rid of this packaging. 199 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:24,357 I don't NT people knowing 200 00:06:24,391 --> 00:06:25,425 That you orded in. - Two ys. 201 00:06:25,459 --> 00:06:27,092 - Ne. Two days. 202 00:06:27,127 --> 00:06:28,660 - Three. Three days. 203 00:06:28,695 --> 00:06:30,228 - Three days. 204 00:06:30,263 --> 00:06:31,729 - You got a stain your shirt. 205 00:06:31,764 --> 00:06:33,864 - Oh! 206 00:06:33,899 --> 00:06:34,932 - Here, pick a horse. 207 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:36,000 I'm boxing the four and six. 208 00:06:36,034 --> 00:06:38,001 What else you like? 209 00:06:38,036 --> 00:06:39,369 Blue midnight? 210 00:06:39,404 --> 00:06:41,304 All right. Good pick. 211 00:06:41,339 --> 00:06:42,305 For daddy? 212 00:06:42,339 --> 00:06:43,472 Awfor daddy. 213 00:06:43,507 --> 00:06:46,208 - Oh, wow. - That's funny 214 00:06:48,611 --> 00:06:50,011 - [grunts] 215 00:06:50,046 --> 00:06:51,179 I came up with this workout 216 00:06:51,213 --> 00:06:53,247 When they banned weightlifting 217 00:06:53,281 --> 00:06:54,548 At my group home. 218 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,517 They thought that some of the hardcore retards 219 00:06:56,551 --> 00:06:59,523 Were becoming a danger to the orderlies. 220 00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:02,825 So now I do a sort of prison-yard workout. 221 00:07:02,859 --> 00:07:05,394 Basically involves the cind block throw. 222 00:07:05,428 --> 00:07:06,595 - You're so smart, Leonard. 223 00:07:06,629 --> 00:07:08,930 - I was blessed with an IQ of 69. 224 00:07:08,964 --> 00:07:11,566 Also my favorite sexual position. 225 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,234 [laughs] 226 00:07:13,268 --> 00:07:16,036 And that puts me just below the level of normal. 227 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:19,271 It is better to be an exceptional retarded man 228 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:22,904 Than to be a stupid, stupid normal person. 229 00:07:22,938 --> 00:07:26,010 - Tell me out. 230 00:07:29,381 --> 00:07:30,814 - Calvin, what are you doing? 231 00:07:30,848 --> 00:07:33,582 - This awesome, new workout that Leonard taught me. 232 00:07:33,616 --> 00:07:35,116 It's called a cinder block workout. 233 00:07:35,151 --> 00:07:36,551 - No. 234 00:07:36,585 --> 00:07:38,086 Go. Back inside and tend bar. 235 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,220 - Bye, Leonard. 236 00:07:39,255 --> 00:07:41,322 Sorry Ken won't let us be together. 237 00:07:41,356 --> 00:07:42,757 - It's not your fault. 238 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:46,193 You have shown no prejudice. 239 00:07:46,227 --> 00:07:48,528 Would you like to work out with me? 240 00:07:48,562 --> 00:07:50,462 - What do you want me to do? 241 00:07:50,497 --> 00:07:52,297 Just catch the cinderblock 242 00:07:52,331 --> 00:07:53,531 And throw it back to you? 243 00:07:53,565 --> 00:07:55,566 - Yeah, that's all. 244 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,401 - All right. 245 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,936 - Thank you. I appreciate it. 246 00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:01,406 I want to stay in shape. 247 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:05,711 Oh! 248 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,413 Why, Ken? 249 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:08,413 - What is wrong with you? 250 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,115 - He said that I'm a retard, 251 00:08:10,149 --> 00:08:11,916 And retards are bad for business. 252 00:08:11,951 --> 00:08:13,751 Then he threw a brick at me. 253 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:14,886 - I did not! 254 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,721 He asked me to help m exercise! 255 00:08:16,755 --> 00:08:18,689 - Stop lying, Ken. 256 00:08:18,723 --> 00:08:19,757 - He's practically a child. 257 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,024 You've had it out for Leonard 258 00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:22,359 Ever since we were kids. 259 00:08:22,393 --> 00:08:23,360 - Why, Ken? 260 00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:25,161 I just want to be your friend. 261 00:08:25,195 --> 00:08:26,262 - Don't worry, Leonard. 262 00:08:26,296 --> 00:08:28,264 No one's Goa hurt you anymore. 263 00:08:28,298 --> 00:08:30,065 - Thank you, Bruce, for protecting me. 264 00:08:30,099 --> 00:08:31,600 - No problem. 265 00:08:31,634 --> 00:08:32,600 - What are youting? 266 00:08:32,635 --> 00:08:34,435 - I'm writing that Leonard 267 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:37,271 Was not physically violent when being attacked. 268 00:08:37,305 --> 00:08:39,339 - It was hard too, Bruce. 269 00:08:39,374 --> 00:08:41,274 I was so scared. 270 00:08:41,309 --> 00:08:42,309 - You're a liar! 271 00:08:42,343 --> 00:08:43,743 You asked me to throw that at you! 272 00:08:43,777 --> 00:08:45,111 - Stop yelling at him. 273 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:47,079 Come on. Let's get out of here. 274 00:08:48,782 --> 00:08:51,082 - I'm sorry I'm different, Ken. 275 00:08:51,117 --> 00:08:53,184 - You never apologize for your handicap. 276 00:08:53,219 --> 00:08:54,185 Do you understand me? 277 00:08:54,219 --> 00:08:55,253 - No, I'm bad. 278 00:08:55,287 --> 00:08:58,488 - No, you're... God damn you, Ken. 279 00:08:58,522 --> 00:09:02,358 Come on. Let's go inside. 280 00:09:02,392 --> 00:09:04,727 - You... 281 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,928 - You should be ashamed of yourself. 282 00:09:06,962 --> 00:09:09,597 You could have killed him. 283 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:14,703 I don't think that's infected, Jorge. 284 00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:15,704 Hey. 285 00:09:15,738 --> 00:09:16,705 Everything okay? 286 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,741 - Yeah. The baby sleeping. 287 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,342 - I'm not a baby and I'm not sleeping. 288 00:09:20,377 --> 00:09:22,277 - Okay, yes, you are, and yes, you are. 289 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,312 - He doesn't look tired. 290 00:09:23,346 --> 00:09:24,713 - Oh, he's exhausted. 291 00:09:24,747 --> 00:09:25,714 - No, I'm not. 292 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:26,981 - Yes, you are. 293 00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:28,850 Hey, did you want to hold him? 294 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:31,019 - No. Probably let him go if you want. 295 00:09:31,053 --> 00:09:32,020 - No, he's fine. 296 00:09:32,054 --> 00:09:33,254 I got to get him to bed. 297 00:09:33,288 --> 00:09:35,089 You know, he needs to take a nap right around 3:00. 298 00:09:35,124 --> 00:09:36,324 - No, I... - yeah, you do. 299 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,393 - No, m not a baby. - Yes, you are, sweetie. 300 00:09:38,427 --> 00:09:40,695 - Calvin. - Okay, fine. You're a big boy. 301 00:09:40,729 --> 00:09:42,630 - Hey, any word on this missing kid's parents? 302 00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:43,631 - No. 303 00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,965 - Man, we got to find them quick. 304 00:09:44,999 --> 00:09:47,031 Barb's forming an unhealthy attachment to this kid. 305 00:09:47,066 --> 00:09:48,398 - Yeah, I checked back here. 306 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:49,865 I couldn't find them. 307 00:09:49,899 --> 00:09:51,832 - So how's it going with the jumpy house? 308 00:09:51,866 --> 00:09:53,599 - I don't know. Haven't been outside all day. 309 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:54,833 - Well, who's watching the kids? 310 00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:55,833 - Oh, hickey's out there. 311 00:09:55,868 --> 00:09:57,401 - You've got to be kidding me. 312 00:09:57,436 --> 00:09:58,936 - No. 313 00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:01,538 Ken, hickey's sister owns a kid. 314 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:08,110 - Hick. 315 00:10:08,145 --> 00:10:09,345 Hickey. 316 00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:10,512 - What? 317 00:10:10,547 --> 00:10:12,180 - You're supposed to be watching the kids. 318 00:10:12,215 --> 00:10:13,849 - Kids are fine. 319 00:10:13,883 --> 00:10:15,050 [Leonard laughing] 320 00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:17,018 - Oh, no. Leonard. 321 00:10:17,052 --> 00:10:18,919 Leonard, what are you doing? Put him down. 322 00:10:18,954 --> 00:10:20,421 - No way, Ken. 323 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:22,089 You listen to me. 324 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:25,559 I would like you to take your Dick out of your pants 325 00:10:25,593 --> 00:10:26,727 And suck it. 326 00:10:26,761 --> 00:10:28,696 - Leonard, I swear. 327 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:29,730 You better stop. 328 00:10:29,765 --> 00:10:31,532 - Suplex! 329 00:10:31,566 --> 00:10:32,667 [children laughing] 330 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:33,934 - How would you like it 331 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:35,836 If I came in there and threw you around, Leonard? 332 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:36,903 - Ken! 333 00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:37,904 Knock it off. 334 00:10:37,939 --> 00:10:39,005 - No, it's him. 335 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,539 Look what he's doing to this boy. 336 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,540 - What? 337 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,041 - Careful. 338 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:45,543 We don't want anybody to get hurt. 339 00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:46,544 - Playing? 340 00:10:46,578 --> 00:10:47,878 - No, no, no, just a second ago, 341 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:49,413 I swear he was swinging him 342 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:51,214 And throwing him and shaking him. 343 00:10:51,249 --> 00:10:53,950 - I'm sorry for my mental problems, Ken. 344 00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:56,152 - Leonard? - No, Ken's right. 345 00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:58,288 I'm different, and that's wrong. 346 00:10:58,322 --> 00:11:00,389 - He's a monster. He manipulates you. 347 00:11:00,424 --> 00:11:01,390 - God darn it. 348 00:11:01,424 --> 00:11:02,390 Come here, Leonard. 349 00:11:02,425 --> 00:11:04,258 - Bye-bye! - Bye. 350 00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:05,393 - Goodbye. 351 00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:06,960 - Oh, look, he's doing what I ask. 352 00:11:06,995 --> 00:11:08,195 In a nice tone of voice, 353 00:11:08,229 --> 00:11:09,396 He's doing what I ask. 354 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,030 - He tries to make me look bad. 355 00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:12,031 - Come on, buddy. 356 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:13,666 - Good-bye, my little friends. 357 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,534 - Bye. 358 00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:17,269 - He just flipped me the bird. 359 00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:18,636 - Stop it, Ken. - He did! 360 00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:20,572 - You're coming off crazy. You know that? 361 00:11:20,606 --> 00:11:23,474 - I'm not crazy. He's bad. 362 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,908 Why didn't any of you say anything? 363 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,033 - Hey. 364 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:37,368 - Hey. 365 00:11:37,402 --> 00:11:39,537 - Do you have a second? I know you're working out. 366 00:11:39,571 --> 00:11:40,872 - I always got time for you, sugar. 367 00:11:40,906 --> 00:11:42,406 - Thanks. - Sit down. 368 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,876 - You know, actually this is kind of a serious talk. 369 00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:48,479 - Okay. Where's Philip? - He's with Leonard. 370 00:11:48,513 --> 00:11:50,248 - Oh, good. Leonard's great with kids. 371 00:11:50,282 --> 00:11:51,249 - Yeah. 372 00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:52,249 [tires screeching] 373 00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:55,152 - Come back here! 374 00:11:55,186 --> 00:11:57,354 This will go on your evaluation! 375 00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:58,355 Stop! 376 00:11:58,389 --> 00:11:59,356 - You suck, Ken. 377 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:00,691 - God damn you! 378 00:12:00,726 --> 00:12:01,993 - You know, I didn't want to have 379 00:12:02,027 --> 00:12:03,327 This discussion in front of him. 380 00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:04,929 - Discussion? 381 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,997 - Yeah, I never want us to fight in front of Philip. 382 00:12:07,032 --> 00:12:09,333 - I don't think we have. 383 00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,534 - I've been thinking about it, 384 00:12:10,568 --> 00:12:13,270 And I think that you should maybe spend 385 00:12:13,304 --> 00:12:16,039 Some more quality time with Philip. 386 00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:18,708 You've set the bar really high now with him. 387 00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:20,343 So it's gonna be up to you 388 00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:24,747 To really, you know, meet that expectation. 389 00:12:24,781 --> 00:12:26,782 - What are you... what are we talking about here? 390 00:12:26,816 --> 00:12:28,684 - We're talking about the family. 391 00:12:28,718 --> 00:12:30,152 - The family? 392 00:12:30,186 --> 00:12:31,786 - Yeah. You, me, and Philip. 393 00:12:31,821 --> 00:12:33,755 - Philip's not our family, Barb. 394 00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:35,123 He's a missing kid. 395 00:12:35,157 --> 00:12:37,525 - Look, Philip may not have 396 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:40,428 Arrived through my vagina, 397 00:12:40,462 --> 00:12:44,932 But I believe that he was born in my heart. 398 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:47,501 - Barb, I'm not ready to adopt a child with you, okay? 399 00:12:47,536 --> 00:12:48,569 He's not a stray dog. 400 00:12:48,603 --> 00:12:49,570 He's a human being. 401 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:51,972 - I think you are ready, though. 402 00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:53,540 I think maybe you're lying to yourself. 403 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,408 I mean, I didn't think I was ready until today. 404 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,143 You don't know until you're there. 405 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,578 I mean, my body is responding, Bruce. 406 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,881 I've... I've started lactating. 407 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,716 - Do not put your breast in that boy's mouth. 408 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,985 Do you understand me? 409 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,754 Promise me that. 410 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,755 - I'm just gonna go tell him 411 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,089 That his daddy's thinking of him. 412 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,591 I just want him to know that. 413 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,492 - I'm not his daddy. 414 00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:17,961 - Okay. 415 00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:19,762 - Wow. 416 00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:21,795 - Did you give Leonard the keys to my car? 417 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:24,364 - Yes, and I told him to stay in the parking lot. 418 00:13:24,398 --> 00:13:26,699 - Yeah, well, I just had to jump through the window of my car 419 00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,067 And wrestle these away from him. 420 00:13:28,102 --> 00:13:29,902 - Is he okay? 421 00:13:29,937 --> 00:13:31,437 - Who cares if he's okay? 422 00:13:31,472 --> 00:13:32,772 Look, this is going in the report. 423 00:13:32,806 --> 00:13:34,073 He's never coming back here again. 424 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:35,074 - Oh, really? 425 00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:36,109 Well, I got a little something 426 00:13:36,143 --> 00:13:37,176 For the report myself, then. 427 00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:38,644 - What are you gonna put in the report? 428 00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,281 - Oh, maybe I'll put in the report 429 00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,483 That, uh, Leonard saved three lives today. 430 00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:43,718 - Oh, how do you figure that? 431 00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:45,052 - By maintaining his composure 432 00:13:45,086 --> 00:13:47,955 While someone basically carjacked him. 433 00:13:47,989 --> 00:13:49,925 Do you know Barb's lactating, Ken? 434 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,628 I got a lot going on. 435 00:13:52,662 --> 00:13:54,362 - So your parents just left you here? 436 00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:57,899 - No, I was at the furniture store across the street. 437 00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:00,101 I saw the jumpy house, 438 00:14:00,135 --> 00:14:01,669 So I ditched them. 439 00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:03,170 - Oh. 440 00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:04,638 You like to party, Philip? 441 00:14:04,672 --> 00:14:05,873 - Uh-huh. 442 00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:06,907 - Yeah. 443 00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,308 I can get you all kinds of stuff. 444 00:14:08,343 --> 00:14:10,944 Smoke. Dope. Fake id. 445 00:14:10,979 --> 00:14:13,046 Mescaline. Switchblade. Girls. 446 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,046 You interested? 447 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,081 - [humming] I don't know. 448 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:20,153 - Well, we'll feel it out. 449 00:14:23,324 --> 00:14:24,557 - What do you think you're doing? 450 00:14:24,592 --> 00:14:26,658 - Getting my buzz on, dickhead. 451 00:14:26,692 --> 00:14:27,658 What does it look like? 452 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,825 - Nice language, Leonard 453 00:14:28,859 --> 00:14:30,892 Guess what. That goes on your report. 454 00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:32,458 - You know, Ken, there's something else 455 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:33,691 You should put on your report. 456 00:14:33,726 --> 00:14:35,625 My balls. 457 00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:37,692 - Your days are numbered, Leonard. 458 00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:39,692 - Don't go away mad, Ken. 459 00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:41,225 Just go away. 460 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:44,325 - You're watching a news six exclusive. 461 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,392 Seven-year-old Philip Turlock has gone missing... 462 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:48,691 - This is an interesting development. 463 00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:50,690 Calvin, do me a favor. 464 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,590 You know, I think I cannot be trusted 465 00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:53,724 To have that beer near me. 466 00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,389 Please empty it in the mop sink in the kitchen. 467 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:57,221 - There's a sink right here. 468 00:14:57,255 --> 00:14:58,522 - I know. But use the mop sink. 469 00:14:58,557 --> 00:14:59,523 - Okay. 470 00:14:59,558 --> 00:15:01,758 - Thank you. 471 00:15:08,665 --> 00:15:10,032 Hello? 472 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:12,467 Yes, I know who has Philip Turlock. 473 00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:14,269 His name is Ken Fitzgerald. 474 00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:16,404 He is a "a" number one child molester. 475 00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:17,605 He's been bragging all day. 476 00:15:17,639 --> 00:15:20,040 He has knives and sex toys. 477 00:15:20,075 --> 00:15:21,608 It's terrifying. 478 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:23,476 He calls himself "slippery hands" 479 00:15:23,511 --> 00:15:25,078 And "the diddler." 480 00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:26,846 Of the two, I prefer the diddler. 481 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,180 It's easier to remember. 482 00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:36,835 [feedback whines] 483 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,237 - What are you doing? 484 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,541 - Oh, Leonard wanted to try his hand at stand-up comedy, 485 00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,377 So I'm setting up a little comedy night tonight. 486 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:44,915 - No way. No. Nobody came to hear that. 487 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:46,452 - You're unbelievable, Ken. 488 00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:48,290 I suppose mentally handicapped people 489 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,060 Don't have a sense of humor, huh? 490 00:15:50,094 --> 00:15:51,362 - Okay. You know what? Fine. 491 00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:53,100 Let him do it. It'll be a fiasco. 492 00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:54,235 - I was gonna anyways. - Great. 493 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:55,237 - Sit down. 494 00:15:55,272 --> 00:15:56,338 Hey, folks. 495 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,873 You're in for a special treat tonight, 496 00:15:57,907 --> 00:15:59,574 'cause it's players comedy night. 497 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:00,575 I'm gonna introduce you 498 00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:02,310 To a very funny comedian, 499 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:06,446 My good cousin, Leonard Lunetti! 500 00:16:06,481 --> 00:16:10,450 [cheers and applause] 501 00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:11,884 - Hello, everybody. 502 00:16:11,919 --> 00:16:13,152 Now, don't feel awkward. 503 00:16:13,186 --> 00:16:15,854 Remember, you're not laughing at a retard. 504 00:16:15,889 --> 00:16:17,389 You're laughing at jokes 505 00:16:17,423 --> 00:16:21,893 Told by a retard. 506 00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:24,128 I'd like to thank my cousin Brucey 507 00:16:24,162 --> 00:16:26,096 And of course my cousin Ken. 508 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:28,698 Ken's idea of good customer service 509 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:30,200 Is to crawl up your ass 510 00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:35,571 And clean out your colon. 511 00:16:35,606 --> 00:16:37,072 When Ken was married, 512 00:16:37,107 --> 00:16:39,307 He got quite a lot of pussy. 513 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:43,143 Unfortunately, he was whipped with most of it. 514 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,515 Karen, what a beast. 515 00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:52,350 She was the most awful woman I have ever met. 516 00:16:52,384 --> 00:16:56,286 Imagine Godzilla, king Kong, 517 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,154 And a stinky pussy 518 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:00,289 All wrapped up like a tamale. 519 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,291 - Whoa! 520 00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:04,327 [laughter] 521 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:05,462 [feedback whines] 522 00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:07,364 - That's enough. 523 00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:08,798 Nobody came to hear your filth. 524 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,902 - Boo! 525 00:17:11,936 --> 00:17:13,270 - No. 526 00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:15,638 No, don't be angry with Kenneth. 527 00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:17,337 He's a victim of our media, 528 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,438 Which portrays the mentally retarded 529 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,141 As cute, cuddly play things. 530 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,208 Fonts of wisdom. 531 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,643 We are no such thing. 532 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:28,546 We can be very difficult to deal with. 533 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,547 [distant siren wails] 534 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:30,882 It's not easy being different. 535 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:34,451 [tires screech] 536 00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:37,353 - Which one of you is Ken Fitzgerald? 537 00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:38,788 - I am. 538 00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:40,589 - Get over here. Come on. 539 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,457 So you like little kids, huh? 540 00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:44,125 - What? What are you talking about? 541 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,393 You abducted Philip Turlock. 542 00:17:45,428 --> 00:17:47,195 - No, no! His parents left him here. 543 00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:49,430 - You snatched him from the furniture store next door. 544 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:50,564 You're going to jail, buddy. 545 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:51,598 - Whoa, whoa, guys. 546 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:52,833 I think this is a misunderstanding. 547 00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:54,000 - You want to go downtown too? 548 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,968 - No, I... no. 549 00:17:56,003 --> 00:17:57,770 - Mommy! Daddy! 550 00:17:57,804 --> 00:18:00,338 - Philip! No! 551 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,340 - What is happening? 552 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,508 - Barb. Barb. 553 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,543 - I hope you are not doing this to Ken 554 00:18:06,578 --> 00:18:09,212 Just because he is mean to retarded people. 555 00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:10,980 - Come on. - No! No! 556 00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:13,382 - Oh, no. Don't be rough with him. 557 00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:16,084 Bye, Ken. 558 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:22,423 - So tell me, Ken, 559 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,591 The cops tune you up? 560 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,259 That's what we used to do with short-eyes. 561 00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:26,260 - No. 562 00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:27,528 Philip told his parents the truth 563 00:18:27,562 --> 00:18:28,762 Before we got to the police station. 564 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:29,763 - I'll tell you what. 565 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:31,364 15 minutes in that holding cell 566 00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:33,134 And you would have gotten yourself raped. 567 00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:35,036 - Nah. I don't think they'd be into him. 568 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,671 - No? Why not? 569 00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,839 - I don't know. He doesn't look sort of masculine enough. 570 00:18:38,874 --> 00:18:41,342 - Kidding. - Eh. 571 00:18:41,376 --> 00:18:43,777 - Barb, you okay? 572 00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:46,247 - No. 573 00:18:46,281 --> 00:18:48,382 I'm sorry. I can't talk to you guys. 574 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,717 None of you know what it's like 575 00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:51,084 To have lost a child. 576 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:54,554 - Well, you don't either, really. 577 00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:57,190 - Yeah, why don't you go back to prison 578 00:18:57,224 --> 00:18:58,425 And get raped, Ken? 579 00:18:58,459 --> 00:19:01,094 - Ooh. 580 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:03,596 - Barb, how you doing? 581 00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:06,332 - Not good. 582 00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:08,401 - Look, I been thinking about this whole kid thing, 583 00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:10,569 And maybe it would be fun for us, you know? 584 00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:13,705 Look, I got this broure for this organization 585 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,173 Where you can sponsor a kid, 586 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,574 And all you got to do is order 'em up. 587 00:19:16,609 --> 00:19:19,142 Like, male, female, Africa, Asian, 588 00:19:19,177 --> 00:19:20,577 Indigenous, refugee... 589 00:19:20,611 --> 00:19:21,978 It's kind of like build-a-bear. 590 00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:23,312 - Oh, my God. 591 00:19:23,347 --> 00:19:25,214 We're gonna have a child together. 592 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,015 Bruce. 593 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,016 - It's gonna be fun, right? 594 00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:29,418 - It's gonna be amazing. 595 00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:30,620 - Yeah. Go ahead. Order one up. 596 00:19:30,654 --> 00:19:34,558 - Thank you. - I'm in. 597 00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:35,860 - Hey, Bruce. 598 00:19:35,894 --> 00:19:36,861 How'd it go with Leonard 599 00:19:36,895 --> 00:19:38,095 Down at the bus station? 600 00:19:38,129 --> 00:19:39,797 - Ugh. It was hard saying good-bye to that kid. 601 00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:40,798 - Yeah. Good guy. 602 00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:41,799 - He's hilarious. 603 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,534 Oh, good news is 604 00:19:43,568 --> 00:19:45,002 His supervisor says 605 00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,303 That he did so well in his visit 606 00:19:46,337 --> 00:19:47,704 That he gets regular furloughs 607 00:19:47,739 --> 00:19:49,339 From now on every weekend to players. 608 00:19:49,374 --> 00:19:51,041 - That's what I'm talking about. Great. 609 00:19:51,075 --> 00:19:52,209 - How can that be? 610 00:19:52,243 --> 00:19:53,777 We didn't even hand in our evaluations. 611 00:19:53,811 --> 00:19:55,278 I did. I faxed it in last night. 612 00:19:55,312 --> 00:19:56,346 - What about mine? 613 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,047 - I couldn't fax yours in, could I? 614 00:19:58,081 --> 00:19:59,248 You were in jail. 615 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,483 Oh, and by theay, 616 00:20:01,518 --> 00:20:02,918 Because of the way you behaved 617 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,486 Around Leonard this weekend, 618 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,954 You can't be in the same room as him when he visits. 619 00:20:06,989 --> 00:20:08,656 - What? - Yep. 620 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,824 It's like a restraining order of some kind. 621 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,426 - Makes sense. 622 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,394 - Yeah. 623 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:19,365 - You know, Ken is so uptight, 624 00:20:19,399 --> 00:20:21,266 He starches his underwear. 625 00:20:21,301 --> 00:20:23,301 That's the only thing that gets stiff 626 00:20:23,336 --> 00:20:25,537 Below Ken's waist. 627 00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:33,009 Ken recently had a sexual encounter. 628 00:20:33,044 --> 00:20:36,379 It went something like this. 629 00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:37,380 I'm gonna suck it! 630 00:20:37,414 --> 00:20:39,515 I'm gonna suck it! 631 00:20:39,549 --> 00:20:40,983 Suck it! 632 00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:42,050 Suck my own Dick. 633 00:20:42,084 --> 00:20:44,819 I'm Ken Fitzgerald. 634 00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:47,722 I love to suck my own Dick! 635 00:20:47,756 --> 00:20:50,858 [cheers and applause] 636 00:20:51,593 --> 00:20:52,593 - God damn it. 637 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,067 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 638 00:20:54,117 --> 00:20:58,667 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43139

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