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This coach is terrible. Why would
you hug him? He missed the shot!

I feel like their handler
should count as a sixth man.

Calvin, comment cards.

- What are you watching?
- Special Olympics.

- Thanks! Thanks a lot, buddy!
- 5-pointer. That's neat.

- I don't know why there's a 5-pointer.
- Anything over 15 feet.

Please tell me you're not
gambling on the Special Olympics.

- No. It's gas money.
- Good. Because you have a problem.

It's not a problem, Ken. You win some,
you lose some. Not a problem.

You are $100,000 in debt a crime
syndicate that put a hit out on you.

- That's old news. Hickey fixed it.
- In return for which,

you owe him a lifelong debt which I'm
helping you pay off by giving him a job

- where he does nothing.
- Anyway, Ken,

I'm enjoying a sport
that's beautiful.

- That kid does not want to be hugged.
- Yeah, there's a lot of hugs.

Sometimes they get hurt.
He'll come back, though.

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So once again, even if a patron orders
a drink in his last moment of lucidity,

do not serve him if he's passed out.

- Sorry.
- Got it.

Won't happen again.

Now, on to the most important
issue of this meeting.

- Did you draw that? It's good!
- Yeah!

- That's... Thank you.
- That one guy doesn't have a nose.

It was a choice. Anyway...

This one doesn't have a mouth,
this one doesn't have a nose,

- and I don't know what you're trying to say...
- We're not here to critique my...

The bowtie is kind of
cheating out, which seems...

- Like he's wearing it.
- Yeah, on the side of his neck.

- Like a scarf.
- Sideways.

Are you done?

Does anybody know what this means?

- Don't inhale garbage inside a red circle?
- No.

The artist is saying something
abstractly about class relations.

- No, it's not like that...
- 'Cause he's got a bowtie.

- Then the other guy...
- Who's rich...

Think of it like a don't smoke thing.
It's one of those.

Don't feed a magician
if you're a mechanic?

- He's a magician.
- No, he's not. Okay, I'll give you this.

- Or a valet... a valet Parker.
- Stop it! I'm gonna help you.

This is happening in
this establishment.

If you get a soft perm,
people will throw trash at you?

No! No, it means
no garbage mouthing.

I have a strong suspicion that someone
in this establishment is garbage mouthing,

by which I mean eating food
that has been left behind by patron.

The second that food is left behind,
that is garbage, and you are not to eat it.

Well, let's not make a
hard-and-fast rule here.

Let's just say don't eat stupid things like
soup or obviously things that have germs.

But if somebody cut a sandwich
in half and didn't take a bite,

I think it'd be okay if you had to.

And if the sandwich still
has a toothpick in it, I mean,

- it hasn't been eaten.
- Yeah, I'd eat that.

I'd eat, like, a chicken finger.
Like, the breading is sterile.

You're all missing
the goddamn point!

Hey! Watch your language, hothead!

I don't care about your safety
while you're garbage mouthing.

I care about the fact that it
is a health code violation,

and I don't want it happening
ever again in this restaurant.

Understood?

All right.
That's the end of the meeting.

Wait. Meeting is not adjourned.

A buddy of mine, Frenchie, is coming by.
He has a lazy eye, this eye.

It'll be looking that way.
Try to look into this eye. Okay?

- Meeting adjourned.
- Great.

Technically, the meeting was
already over. This was just...

an unauthorized addendum.

Well, what about a Players
floating key chain?

I don't know.

If you own a boat, you drop
your keys in the lake, it's perfect.

- Can I take off early?
- Yeah, yeah. That'd be great.

No, no, no, no, look, we're just
getting into rush. I need you.

Come on. I wanna go home
with that guy tonight.

His wife gets out of
the hospital tomorrow.

- He's married?
- Yeah.

No! The institution
of marriage is sacred.

- Then why are you divorced?
- You know what? Get back to work.

You gotta lighten up
on the employees, Ken.

Come on, that was horrible.

She was gonna go home with someone
whose wife's in the hospital.

So, maybe his wife has a severe case of
syphilis, and he can't fool around with her.

- I don't think that's the case.
- Or she got her stuff fixed,

- and he doesn't want to be near her.
- What do you mean by stuff?

- Everything. Downtown, uptown.
- How do you get downtown fixed?

- Rejuvenation or sometimes they color it.
- Like colors like red and blue and stuff?

Hey, man.
She didn't go home with him.

Yeah, Krista's staying.
She had to work. Late.

I'll talk to you later.

I was talking about our bet that we made
about her going home with a guy.

Relax.

It was a one-time thing, Ken.
It won't happen again. I promise.

It's never a one-time thing
when you've got an addiction.

I would have won if you
would have let Krista go home.

Well, thank God. At least maybe you'll learn
a lesson. It doesn't work out, does it?

It won't happen again, Ken.
Thank you for looking out for me.

- I appreciate it.
- Get it under control.

It is under control.
I appreciate it. Here.

You take care of this.
I gotta focus on cleaning my life up.

- No, I got this, Krista.
- Why?

I got it. I'm just...
heading over there. Yeah.

Calvin? Come here, please.

Why did you put that
food behind the bar?

It's for a customer to
come by and finish tomorrow.

- Really.
- Uh-huh.

Okay.

Oh, God. You stink like hell.

- What are you wearing?
- This is the suit I wear

- when I weigh the garbage.
- You're weighing our trash?

- Yeah.
- Why?

I been doing it ever since we opened.
We pay by the pound for the carting.

I wanna make sure
they're not ripping us off.

You've been weighing our
trash for three years?

- You're welcome.
- Every week?

Ken, you're basically a homeless man.
Don't be digging through the trash.

Would a homeless man think
to protect himself with raingear and boots?

I think I'm gonna get you a shopping
cart for Christmas this year.

For your information, my weighing
the garbage is how I know

that there's been garbage
mouthing going on.

The average weight of our garbage
has gone down 30 pounds a month.

How do you explain that?

It could only be someone shoving
food in their mouth. It's the only answer.

That disgusting used old food is going
down one of our employee's gullets.

I won't have it.

And I'm 99.9% sure
the garbage mouther is one...

Barb Toland.

We have to get to the
bottom of this right now!

- All right, let's do it.
- Barb!

- Hey.
- Are you garbage mouthing?

- No.
- Thanks.

Thank God that's over.

That's your idea of
getting to the bottom of it.

Yeah. Now I can sleep.

- Don't...
- You jealous?

Don't... Don't...

Idiot!

Go on, how much does that weigh...
just ballpark it.

- You can be like a carnival guy.
- You're an idiot.

What are you doing?

I've set a trap for
the garbage mouther.

It's irresistible.
So much pristine food.

- Why are you doing this?
- Because...

garbage mouthing is wrong and a health
hazard, and I will not receive a violation.

- This is stupid, I'm get...
- The hell you are! Get back here!

Look, look, look. The prey.

There she is.

So hungry for the garbage.

Go ahead. Like a rat for cheese,
you have no idea it's a trap.

Feast. Feast, you hard creature.

- Are you getting turned on?
- No!

I'm excited like a hunter,
but not turned on.

She wants it so bad.

Eat the food. Eat the food!

- I told you, she is not a garbage mouther.
- She is a garbage mouther.

And I will catch her. You know why?
Because I have patience,

which if you learned,
you might not be a waitress.

Yes!

- You were right, man.
- Sorry, buddy.

Told you I know my birds.

- What was going on over there?
- Swans are the only birds

- that have penises.
- What are you talking about?

I made a bet with Bruce that swans
were the only birds that had penises.

- Turns out he...
- Okay.

You just made a bet with Calvin.

- We had a small bar bet.
- What's a bar bet?

A bar bet is a friendly wager you make
with your friends to kill time... No big deal.

I don't bet on professional sports. Just bar
bets and the occasional Globetrotter game.

How can you bet on the Globetrotters?
The Generals always lose.

You can bet on the over, Ken.

You can bet on how many points
the showman's gonna score.

You can bet on how many people
get covered in confetti.

Here you go, boss. You win.
She's a lesbo.

- And she's married.
- You owe me. Her tits were fake.

I felt 'em.

Who knew? Water does
freeze faster than urine.

You called it, Bruce. Cried myself
to sleep again last night.

You're betting on
Louie's depression?

- You're sick, Bruce.
- He's bipolar, Ken. He's not depressed.

It's not a problem, okay?

Barb, can I talk to you?
I don't know what to do.

I'm gonna tell you something,
and I don't mean to betray a trust, but...

Bruce is gambling.

You know he has a problem
with this, right?

Yeah, well, he's at it again.
Look, I was thinking...

What do you think of an intervention?
Think that's a good idea?

Yeah, I do too.
I need your help, though.

Would you be willing to get Bruce to
come in earlier than usual tomorrow? Yes?

All right. I'll give you specifics later.
Thanks a lot, Barb. I really appreciate it.

What, Jorge?

- Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
- You can. Next time, please knock.

It's a common space.
I wouldn't knock to get cherries.

That's not a common space.
That's my office, but go ahead.

I hear from Barb that you're doing some
sort of intervention tomorrow for Bruce?

- That's right. I'd like you to be there.
- Yeah, I'm not coming.

Well, I think that everybody
who cares about Bruce should be there.

Yeah, well, I care about Bruce,
but I hate interventions. They're not fun.

Every single time I've been to one, everybody
always gets, like, all sad and depressed,

and someone always ends
up stabbed or raped.

What the hell kind of
interventions have you been to?

Just a regular intervention, you know, where,
like, everybody puts their keys in a bowl,

and then you take a key,
and then you have to go with that guy...

That's a key party, and no one's supposed
to get stabbed or raped at those either.

No. I've been to a key party.
Key parts when a guy takes his key

- and he locks you in the trunk of his car.
- No. That's an abduction.

No, it's not. Okay, it doesn't matter.
He doesn't need an intervention.

- He's not really gambling.
- Of course he is!

- He fixes the results.
- What?

Yeah. Like last week,
he told me to tell everyone

that there were no more onion hoops
so that everyone would order nachos.

- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

Can you eighty-six chicken
fingers in, like, 45 minutes?

- Yeah.
- Thanks, buddy. I'll cover it.

So we're eighty-sixing
the chicken fingers, then.

- Yeah.
- So we ran out or...

I'm just eighty-sixing 'em
for 45 minutes, give Jorge a break.

- He's getting carpal tunnel.
- Yeah.

- When's Bruce getting here?
- He's on his way.

Ken, I feel horrible about
tricking him into coming.

- No, no, this is a good thing.
- No, I lied to him.

I told him we were gonna role
play and have sex on the bar.

- Why would you do that?
- Well, it turns him on.

Not why would you role play.
Why would you use that excuse?

It was the only thing
I could think of.

There are literally a hundred
other things you could have said.

- I'm here.
- I thought you weren't coming.

- I'm not gonna miss a party.
- It's not a party.

- Who wants to do shots?
- I do!

Don't do shots.
It's an intervention.

It's not an intervention
for an alcoholic, is it?

It's a big waste of time,
if you ask me.

Please keep that opinion
to yourself during the intervention.

Just my opinion.

Are you allowed to eat
during an intervention?

'Cause I was working on my letter
all night, and I forgot to get breakfast.

Why not? We've got
shots and balloons.

Okay, look, let's go over the order
that we're gonna read our letters.

I think we should do it in the order
of who knows him the best.

- So I'll go last.
- Well, that would be me,

because I know him,
obviously, the best.

Actually, Bruce and I are
kind of like soul mates, so...

Bruce and I did peyote
together in Mexico last year,

so it was kind of like
a bonding experience...

- Bruce lets me use his razor.
- Okay, you know what?

Forget that criteria. I will go last
because I have written a poignant letter

- that none of you will be able to follow.
- I have been out on the river gambling,

and I have come to spend the night
with Josephine, the queen of new Orleans!

What are you guys doing here?

We're having an intervention for you.
Why are you dressed like that?

Riverboat gambling's
our go-to. Bruce...

Say good-bye
to big daddy, Barb. Forever.

- Don't say that.
- Okay, look, let this go. Not important.

Have a seat, right here.
Everybody, have a seat.

How dare you?

Not there. That's my seat.

Bruce, we are here today
because all of us care about you.

We're gonna read letters, tell you
how your gambling is affecting us...

At the end of which, we're gonna ask you,
"Will you seek help today?"

Yeah. Lying to people
doesn't help them.

- Hickey.
- All right, I go first. Bruce,

"You may have a gambling problem.
I don't know. Maybe I do too.

Who knows?
Ken sure seems to think so.

Obviously, gambling is a lot of fun
and isn't a problem for most people,

or Vegas wouldn't exist. But if you feel
you're spending more time than you should

on these tiny bar bets you're making,
most of which you are winning, by the way,

then maybe Ken is right.
What I'm trying to say here is...

- Will you get help today?"
- No.

- What a surprise.
- What?

Calvin.

"Bruce, get your shit together.

- Will you get help today?"
- No.

- Spent all night writing that.
- And most of this morning.

Please.

Bruce, I have written you a letter,

but I don't think I'm
gonna read it today,

because I don't think that
it's fair to ask someone

who's been struggling with an
addiction to change overnight.

We all, I think, struggle with
addiction in some way and have...

appetites and a taste for things
that aren't necessarily good for us.

So Bruce, feel free to say no.

But will you get help today?

- No.
- That's fine.

Feel free to say no. Really.

- Krista, please. I'm counting on you.
- All right.

So I was thinking about
your addiction, and...

I guess what I wanna say is...

- I'm looking for a Bruce Fitzgerald.
- That's me.

Two months ago, did you run
an ncaa pool out of this bar, sir?

- Come on. Yeah.
- That's a federal offense.

- I gotta go.
- You're under arrest...

for bein' a bad boy!

Happy intervention!

You dirty, dirty felon.

You know what I do to
jailbirds like you, huh?

Dirty and nasty!

- You've got a gambling problem?
- Stop enjoying it. You're having fun.

Enough!

Get the fuck outta here!

Will you get help today?

Yeah, I will.

That's the most thoughtful thing
anyone's ever done for me.

Of course I have a problem.
Why would she hire a stripper?

Thank you, guys. I'm sorry, Barb.

Well, no, wait, hold on.
Wait, no, no, no! We're not done yet.

- You still have to read my letter.
- No, I'm gonna get help.

There's a gamblers anonymous
meeting right at sacred cross right now.

We could be back here
before the lunch crowds.

No, no, this needs... "Dear Bruce,
I have known you for over 40 years.

I think back to the
carefree days of our youth,

and it is hard for me to
reconcile these memories

with the troubled man
I see before me today!"

You okay?

Well, if it's not, you just let me know.
I'm the manager, Ken.

Well, it's good for me to see this, 'cause
there are triggers all over the place here.

- You're gonna have to be strong.
- Yeah, it's kinda hard...

- How'd the meeting go?
- It actually went very well.

This is my new sponsor. Rick P.,
this is my brother Ken.

- Hi. It's good to meet you.
- It's really great to meet you.

Your brother talked a lot
about you when he shared today.

Staging that intervention was
gutsy and not a minute too soon.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, Ken.

- I think I can really help your brother here.
- All right. You listen to this guy.

- Take it easy.
- Speaking of the intervention,

- I have the letter if you'd like to read it.
- Your intervention letter?

Yeah. You didn't get the chance to hear it.
I thought you might want to read it.

No. I'm getting help. Thank you.

Okay. How 'bout you?
You wanna take a read?

No. Thank you, though.

Sorry about that.

Hey, you know, actually, nobody has
to read because I made a CD of the letter.

- That's all right.
- It's a nice reading.

- This is the library.
- You sure?

- Love for you to listen to it.
- This is the office.

Shame.

Shame!

I'm sorry. I don't
know what I'm doing.

I don't know what I'm doing.
Just one second. One second...

You need to give it up
at this moment. Say no.

I don't know if I can.

I'll break your wrist if you
don't let go... I mean it.

I'm saying that 'cause
I care about you. I'll break it.

I will break your... Don't! Don't!

It is revolting. Right now
you disgust me. Stop it.

Your behavior doesn't just affect you.
It affects other people.

Just remember...
You're not a feral animal.

You're not ruled by instinct.
You're a human.

You have higher reasoning.

- You can decide not to be awful.
- I'm not an animal.

- I'm not an animal.
- Yes, Barb.

I'm not... an animal.

- Yes, Barb.
- I'm not an animal!

Yes, Barb, yes!

Oh, thank you, Ken.

We are gonna avoid a
health code violation.

All right, slick Rick needs a 6.
Come on, slick Rick.

- Come on, 6, I need this.
- Hit the 6!

- Come on, 6, come on! Come on!
- Craps. That's a house win.

- What the hell?
- That's a Craps, Rick.

You know, I really think
you should listen...

- I saw 6 in my mind!
- What the hell is going on here?

Nothing, Ken. Just relax!

You know what, my roll went
bad as soon as you walked in.

You are supposed to
be his sponsor!

You're a cooler, Ken.
You're a cooler.

Bruce said this is just
bar bet stuff. This is nothing.

- It's gambling!
- This is nothing... no!

- It just started as a bar bet.
- Craps is gambling.

I haven't gambled in 10 years.
I wouldn't be... gamb...

Yeah, this is gambling.
'Course it's gambling.

- Sorry.
- How'd I let you talk me into this?

This is bad news.

I also have not had
a drink in 18 years.

- Oh, my God.
- So it's... this is double bad.

- Look what you've done to him.
- Look, gimme that.

No. I'm not gonna
give this to you.

As long as I'm sliding down the mountain,
I might as well add cocaine and hookers.

That's happening right now.
I still got the number in my head.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- I'm doing it! You started this! Now don't...

- You're not gonna tell me not to.
- You need to go.

- I'm not goin' anywhere.
- No, no, no.

Hey, hey, hey, cool it, Ken!

What the fuck?

I have no regrets!

- Take your disease and get out of here!
- Rick, your money!

What the hell is this anyway?

He turned my board into
a Craps table?

It's been for a year.

- You owe me 30 bucks.
- Get the fuck out of here!

- Cool it!
- You owe me 30 bucks!

Cool it!

- I love you because you are...
- Oh, God.

But you need to
hear the hard truth, Bruce.

Like the fact that others are hurt
by your actions. Which I often...

- The only person I can confide in...
- My brother's out of his mind...

Your freedom of spirit...

has been admired by many,

And I think that
has been your downfall.

I encourage you...

The time has come
to face reality.

This may be difficult to hear,
but you need to be more like me.

Yes. More like me.

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