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Uh, Mr. Gable, uh, the
carbon-monoxide alarm
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was going off in my room last night.
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Oh, hey, you know, that's, uh,
just a low-battery warning.
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No, no, no. I think it's a
lot more serious than that.
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Well, did it sound like this? Like...
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Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!
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Or was it more like a...
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Neither. It was going...
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Okay. That wasn't one of the choices.
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If you're not gonna take this serious,
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then I'm not taking it serious, either.
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No, no, no, no, I'm taking it seriously!
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That's what it sounded like!
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That sounds like a velociraptor
about to have some pups.
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Okay. Fine. Fine.
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But just know this...
If it is carbon monoxide,
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then while everyone's
taking their final breaths,
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you will be making this wish.
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“I wish I had listened to Chale.”
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Yeah, well, as long as I don't have to
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listen to Chale now, I-'ll...
I'll deal with that.
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Hey! What are you doing? Get dressed.
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Jackie and Peter will
be here in half-an-hour.
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Thanks for the heads up.
I feel like an idiot now.
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They're coming, and I dressed like this?
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You got to help me out once again.
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Who's Jack and Peter?
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Jackie and Peter...
They're the nice couple we see
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at mass every week.
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Why do we need new friends?
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Isn't that kind of
like a slap in the face
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to the friends we
already have? You know?
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Kind of like we're
saying, “You know what?
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"We thought about it, and...
you're not good enough”"
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Look, I love your friends,
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but every time we go out with the guys,
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all you do is you tell old cop stories.
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I mean, seriously, how many times
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can I listen to the Galaxy Bagels saga?
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W-Wow. Wow!
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I stop an armed robbery in progress,
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I almost get shot,
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but apparently, that story's
got not enough sizzle for you.
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Okay. Because I've heard it 500 times.
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I could tell it.
“So, the customers are on the floor,
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and I'm hiding behind
the cream-cheese rack,
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and time's running out,
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but I know I need to do something...
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- fast.”
- Okay.
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I don't turn my head like that.
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You do it exactly like that.
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No, it's gonna be fun.
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Uh, we're having a drink here,
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and then we're gonna go to
the new Lebanese restaurant.
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Oh, I don't like Lebanese food.
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You've never had Lebanese food.
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I know, but I already know,
like, in my head.
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Like, I don't like it.
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But Jackie and Peter are fun.
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They go to concerts.
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They are both getting
their scuba licenses.
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I don't like scuba people.
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- Uh-huh.
- I'm a dry land guy!
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Uh-huh, and here come the rules.
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Yeah, here we do go with the rules.
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Okay, if he's a vegan, I'm out.
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If he sleeps with a full-body pillow,
I am so out.
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If he has a lizard or rare fish...
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Yeah, I know how you
feel about fish people.
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No, fish people are the worst, okay?
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And if he moisturizes, I am totally out.
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Hey. You moisturize.
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Well, it's dry in here.
What do you want me to do?
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You have the heat cranking,
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and you don't even buy
the good lotion I like.
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Well, yeah,
because it's like 50 bucks a bottle,
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and you just slather
it on like mayonnaise.
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Well, because it was working!
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Now it's like I'm petting an elephant.
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Okay, that'll probably
fix your little gas leak.
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Is there a way to definitely fix it?
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Oh, if it was that bad,
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you wouldn't have woken up this morning.
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Hi.
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Hey, okay. So, good news.
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Allison is gonna be my maid of honor.
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Oh, fantastic! Mwah!
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So, um, have you thought about
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who's gonna be your best man?
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Uh, not specifically.
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Uh, I've got some good
mates back in England
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and, of course, some
great ones here, too.
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So, lots of choices.
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You don't have anyone, do you?
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No, I don't,
and thanks for shining a light on that.
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Couldn't help, uh, overhearing...
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and, uh, I am crazy-busy,
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but, uh,
I could probably carve out some time
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if you guys need a best man.
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Oh, no, Uncle Kyle,
you do not have to do that.
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I mean, you hardly even know Chale.
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I know enough, and I like what I see.
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Pshew!
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All the customers are on the floor,
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and I'm hiding behind
the cream-cheese rack.
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Time's running out.
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I knew I had to do something...
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fast.
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This is the Galaxy Bagels on Sunrise?
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I go there all the time.
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Well, honey, hang on. But keep going.
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Uh, so,
you're hiding behind the cream cheese...
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The guy was cleaning
out the cash register...
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Uhp, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!
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The guy was cleaning
out the cash register.
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I sneak up behind him,
I put my gun right to his ear,
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"and I'm like, “Hey.
Bagel shop's closed”"
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He didn't see you coming?
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No. No. I'm very light on my feet.
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If I were to, like, walk across tinfoil,
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you wouldn't even know it.
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Being a chiropractor is just
not as exciting as being a cop.
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Oh, stop.
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You should know Peter is one of
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- the best chiropractors on the island.
- Oh.
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Really?
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Show them the hands. They're like magic.
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See?
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Tell them who you treat.
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Well, I don't like to
crack and tell, but...
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I do work on, uh, a couple of,
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uh, Major League ball players.
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- Hey.
- Whoa!
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Please, you go to Florida for
spring training every year.
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That's why we bought that condo.
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- Oh.
- See, that is my dream right there,
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to go down there and catch some games.
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Well, you should come down,
stay at our place.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I-I can't promise anything, but, uh...
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maybe get some batting
practice in before a game.
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That would be incredible.
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Hey, I'm gonna get you another beer.
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Same price? I'm in.
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What are you doing?
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I'm just, uh...
getting a PBA card for, uh, Peter there.
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Really?
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You never give those things out.
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Look, he's a good guy, you know?
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And, uh, I don't know,
in case he ever gets pulled over,
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I want the boys to go easy on him.
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Somebody likes somebody!
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Shh! They can hear you!
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This is what happens when
you open your friend circle.
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Florida, Spring Training.
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You got to admit... I was right.
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Okay. It's good, but let's
not push it, all right?
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Hey, Kev?
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Yeah?
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What do you say we, uh,
skip the Lebanese food
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and just order in some pizza?
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Yeah, we can make that work.
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I'm think I'm falling for him.
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Kevin!
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Oh, hey, Pete!
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Glad you could come in.
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Yeah, you know,
I thought I'd give it a shot.
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Get ready for spring training,
or whatever, you know?
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Why don't you hop up on the table? Oh.
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We'll, uh, take a look under the hood.
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Sure.
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Okay.
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You got any areas of, uh, discomfort?
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Uhhh... just in my garage.
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That's a, uh, future son-in-law joke.
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All right.
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Hey, have you ever been adjusted before?
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Nope. First-timer.
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Okay, well, we'll take it
nice and easy this first time.
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And inhale.
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And ex... hale!
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- Aah!
- How's that feel?
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It feels good. That feels good.
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Got a nice little birdy on you shoulder.
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- There's a what?
- Tweet, tweet!
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- There's a what?
- And exhale!
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You got to tell me when
you're gonna do that again.
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Another birdy on the other shoulder.
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No, no, no, no. No more birds.
I don't need any more birds.
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Tweet, tweet, tweet! Exhale!
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Ohh!
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Ohh. Okay.
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Aah.
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Uh-oh. There's a caterpillar
on your tailbone.
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You can just leave him there.
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- Inhale.
- He can stay.
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Exhale!
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Exhale!
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Exhale!
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Ohh.
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Knockity, knick-knock!
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Whoa, guy. Is your back out?
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No, I'm a little teapot.
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Yeah, it's out!
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Hey, hey, do you got
a good chiropractor?
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My guy just absolutely
screwed me up completely.
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Yeah, Dr. Wang.
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Here, I'll text you his info.
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I call him the Backside Whisperer.
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You know, now that I say that out loud,
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probably not the best nickname.
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Oh, gosh.
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Hi!
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Oh, I just had the
best lunch with Jackie.
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She is so funny.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, while you were
at your giggle party,
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her husband was cracking
me like a Kit-Kat.
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What?!
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Yeah. He mangled me, Donna.
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“And... exhale!
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Exhale!”
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Oh, honey. Well, just...
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Well, go back and have him fix it.
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Are you out of your nut?
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I'm not giving him a
second shot at this!
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I'm calling Kyle's guy.
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Oh, no.
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You got to be kidding me.
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What?
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He works in the same building as Peter.
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Oh, honey, you can't go back there.
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What if he sees you? What would you say?
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Oh, I don't know. Maybe something like,
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“Boy, you picked the wrong profession.
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You suck!”
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Honey, these are our
friends from church.
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We can't offend them.
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I don't care about offending them.
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I can't tie my shoes.
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Well, to be honest...
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even before,
that wasn't the easiest, was it?
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Okay, fine. You know what?
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I'll find out when Peter's not working,
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and then you can go to Kyle's
guy when he's off, okay?
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Okay, well, can you do it quick, please?
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- 'cause I'm getting spasms.
- Ohh.
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It literally feels like
there's a heartbeat in my ass.
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Oh, come on.
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Oh! Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, it's like you got a
scared little bunny in there.
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What kind of a bachelor
party were you thinking?
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Tame or debauchery?
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Definitely debauchery.
255
00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,497
- Tame.
- Tame.
256
00:09:44,935 --> 00:09:47,350
I think we're getting
ahead of ourselves.
257
00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,672
You know, we... We haven't figured out
258
00:09:48,697 --> 00:09:50,088
the best-man thing yet.
259
00:09:50,113 --> 00:09:51,992
Look, I just don't
want you to rule me out
260
00:09:52,017 --> 00:09:54,838
because of the situation I
had with your father and me
261
00:09:54,863 --> 00:09:57,015
- at his wedding.
- What?
262
00:09:57,112 --> 00:09:59,255
Yeah, he picked his friend
Steve to be the best man
263
00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,580
over his own flesh and blood.
264
00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,926
Was I hurt? Absolutely.
265
00:10:02,951 --> 00:10:05,418
Did I say some things that were
inappropriate at the wedding?
266
00:10:05,443 --> 00:10:06,485
You betcha.
267
00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:09,371
Yeah, you know, here's the thing.
268
00:10:09,396 --> 00:10:11,763
Our bridal party's gonna be,
you know, younger people,
269
00:10:11,788 --> 00:10:13,703
just drinking and being obnoxious.
270
00:10:13,728 --> 00:10:15,108
You'd be miserable.
271
00:10:15,132 --> 00:10:16,683
You kidding? I like to kick my heels up
272
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,107
just as much as the next guy.
273
00:10:18,345 --> 00:10:20,747
But if you think my age is a problem...
274
00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:22,345
Wow.
275
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:26,024
- You've got a boyish charm.
- No! Not at all.
276
00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:27,381
Definitely. I mean, if I...
277
00:10:27,406 --> 00:10:29,486
If I dye my hair and throw
on some skinny jeans,
278
00:10:29,511 --> 00:10:32,175
I look exactly like the
guy from Matchbox 20.
279
00:10:32,993 --> 00:10:34,957
It's uncanny.
280
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,872
Breathe in.
281
00:10:41,981 --> 00:10:43,669
And exhale.
282
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,366
And that's it.
283
00:10:50,391 --> 00:10:51,662
You're all done.
284
00:10:51,687 --> 00:10:53,214
Wow.
285
00:10:55,164 --> 00:10:56,643
Ooh.
286
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,730
Hey.
287
00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:01,238
Wow.
288
00:11:01,734 --> 00:11:04,694
You... You're amazing.
289
00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:05,942
Thanks.
290
00:11:05,968 --> 00:11:07,082
Oh, uh, make sure to grab
291
00:11:07,107 --> 00:11:08,987
some homemade banana
bread on your way out.
292
00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:10,482
I will.
293
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:18,074
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294
00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:28,107
- Hey, hey!
- Hey!
295
00:11:28,132 --> 00:11:29,058
There he is!
296
00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:31,122
What are you doing here?
297
00:11:31,147 --> 00:11:33,779
I-I just came to see
if you had an opening,
298
00:11:33,804 --> 00:11:35,627
but, uh, they said that you
were off today, so, uh...
299
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,660
Today's the day I
usually do office work.
300
00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:38,960
I could make some time for you.
301
00:11:38,985 --> 00:11:41,191
No, no, no, no!
You, uh... You do your thang.
302
00:11:41,216 --> 00:11:42,700
I'll just give you a call another time.
303
00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:44,812
I always got time to make
an adjustment for you.
304
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:47,252
We got to get you ready
for batting practice, huh?
305
00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:47,814
Yes.
306
00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:49,515
You've just got to say the word.
307
00:11:50,455 --> 00:11:51,965
The word.
308
00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:11,263
Oh, gosh.
309
00:12:25,109 --> 00:12:28,158
Honey,
there are no more M&M's under the bed.
310
00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:30,332
I vacuumed this morning.
311
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,857
He did it to me again, Donna!
312
00:12:35,882 --> 00:12:37,064
What?!
313
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,090
Oh, honey!
But he was supposed to be off today.
314
00:12:40,115 --> 00:12:43,973
Oh, yeah, I know,
but apparently, I'm a V.I.P.!
315
00:12:45,753 --> 00:12:48,128
And here's the kicker...
As I'm walking away,
316
00:12:48,153 --> 00:12:50,224
he notices one of my
hips is out of line.
317
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,929
"So, he says, “You got to make
an appointment for tomorrow”"
318
00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:57,545
I'm not going, Donna. I'm not doing it.
319
00:12:57,570 --> 00:13:00,104
Honey, you have to.
320
00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,453
I talked to Jackie today.
321
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,018
They're gonna let us use their
place in Florida next week,
322
00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:06,283
and I got the time off of work,
323
00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:07,889
and Kendra's gonna watch
the kids and, babe,
324
00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:10,437
I really want this beach vacation.
325
00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:13,949
You want it? You go to Dr. Cracks-A-Lot.
326
00:13:14,463 --> 00:13:16,503
All right, fine. Yes, I will.
327
00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:19,485
I mean, honestly, I think you're
exaggerating a little bit.
328
00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:23,538
Well, that's too bad Kevin
couldn't make it today.
329
00:13:23,563 --> 00:13:25,085
No, you know, I was
actually a little stiff,
330
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:26,348
so he gave me his appointment.
331
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,885
- What a generous guy.
- Yeah.
332
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:31,590
Okay, take a nice, deep breath in.
333
00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:35,146
And ex... hale!
334
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,793
Oh, you got some nice movement there.
You feel that?
335
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,953
Yes.
336
00:13:39,978 --> 00:13:41,597
Got a little ladybug on your shoulder.
337
00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:42,460
What?
338
00:13:42,485 --> 00:13:43,446
And ex... hale!
339
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:45,793
Ugh!
340
00:13:49,943 --> 00:13:51,309
Hey.
341
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:52,911
- Hey.
- Hi.
342
00:13:52,936 --> 00:13:54,138
How'd your adjustment go?
343
00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:57,974
Oh, fine. Peter's great.
344
00:13:57,999 --> 00:13:59,692
It's just...
345
00:13:59,981 --> 00:14:02,286
You're such a baby.
346
00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,694
Why don't come on over
and have a seat with me?
347
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,363
You're walking kind of funny.
348
00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:11,601
Nope. Just... Just walking.
You're looking at me funny.
349
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:13,037
Cut it out.
350
00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:16,745
Oh, there you go.
351
00:14:16,787 --> 00:14:19,332
Ohh! Aah!
352
00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:21,156
All right, fine!
353
00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:22,877
Oh, baby, he mangled me!
354
00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:24,772
Yeah, I told you this would happen!
355
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,773
This is why I don't like new people!
356
00:14:28,189 --> 00:14:31,367
Well, at least I got us our
Florida trip, so you're welcome.
357
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,265
Yeah.
358
00:14:34,112 --> 00:14:36,425
Oh, no.
359
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,737
If you love me at all,
you will get up and answer that.
360
00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:43,215
I already spoke to my feet.
They're not responding.
361
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,435
Oh, come on.
362
00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:49,221
- Come in!
- Come in!
363
00:14:49,468 --> 00:14:51,135
Hey.
364
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:51,919
- Hey.
- Hey.
365
00:14:51,944 --> 00:14:53,087
So, I thought I'd drop off
366
00:14:53,112 --> 00:14:55,000
everything you need for the condo.
367
00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:57,692
It's all in here...
Parking pass, maps, and uhh...
368
00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:59,287
Ooh, I have a favor to ask,
369
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:00,743
and you can totally say “no.”
370
00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:02,137
So, my daughter plays the violin,
and it's kind of...
371
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,514
- No.
- Shut up.
372
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:06,160
Kev... He's kidding.
373
00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:07,254
Oh. Keep going.
374
00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:09,760
Well, she's got this
recital tonight and, well,
375
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,834
I hate to be “that kind of mom”"
but we would just love
376
00:15:11,859 --> 00:15:13,580
to have you guys there in the crowd.
377
00:15:13,605 --> 00:15:15,304
Say no more. We'll be there.
378
00:15:15,329 --> 00:15:17,267
Great. Okay, perfect.
379
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:19,569
So, do I see myself out,
'cause you guys are...
380
00:15:19,594 --> 00:15:21,932
- You can do it.
- The door's still there.
381
00:15:25,129 --> 00:15:26,679
Come in!
382
00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:43,291
What up, family?
383
00:15:43,731 --> 00:15:46,535
Uncle Kyle, what did you do?
384
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,322
I don't know what you're talking about.
385
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,703
I think she's talking about the hair,
the outfit,
386
00:15:51,727 --> 00:15:54,286
and the shockingly blue eyes.
387
00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:56,991
These are contacts.
388
00:15:57,016 --> 00:15:59,071
The color is called “ice blue”...
389
00:15:59,308 --> 00:16:01,950
and a lot of people say I look
like a young Daniel Craig.
390
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,494
Or an old Siberian husky.
391
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,791
I've been working on your toast,
392
00:16:09,894 --> 00:16:11,327
and I'd like to give you a little taste
393
00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:12,451
to see what you'd be getting.
394
00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:13,985
Okay.
395
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:25,425
“Welcome, everyone.
I'm Kyle Gable, the best man.
396
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:28,916
What can I say about Kendra and Chale?
397
00:16:29,064 --> 00:16:32,591
"Two of the luckiest kids in the
world that found true love”"
398
00:16:32,736 --> 00:16:34,068
Aww.
399
00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:37,144
“I found love, once.
I wanted to marry her,
400
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:39,808
but she said she wasn't... feeling it.
401
00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:42,591
Moving on, Brenda.
402
00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:44,224
I hope you and Ted are really happy,
403
00:16:44,249 --> 00:16:46,760
and I don't care how many
Lady Foot Lockers he owns.
404
00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,472
And, yes, that was me watching you
405
00:16:50,497 --> 00:16:52,712
outside your mom's house in Yaphank.”
406
00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:53,984
Okay, Uncle Kyle!
407
00:16:55,676 --> 00:16:58,223
You know, uh, yeah,
I think we get the flavor of it.
408
00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,903
A lot of flavor, right there.
409
00:17:01,274 --> 00:17:03,327
You hate it?
410
00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:04,785
I knew it.
411
00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:07,216
I-I was squeezing the bat too hard.
412
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:10,256
No wonder I've never been a best man.
413
00:17:10,502 --> 00:17:13,727
I blew it with my brother,
and now I blew it with you guys.
414
00:17:13,752 --> 00:17:15,847
No, Uncle Kyle, stop.
415
00:17:16,648 --> 00:17:19,871
We want you to be the best man.
416
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:21,695
What?
417
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,311
I would be honored to
have you stand up for me.
418
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:27,970
Anyone that's willing to
go through all... that
419
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:31,495
would be a brilliant best man.
420
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,214
And we'll help with the speech...
421
00:17:34,259 --> 00:17:35,727
and your hair.
422
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:38,382
Wait. Wait.
423
00:17:38,407 --> 00:17:40,140
Are you guys just
doing this out of pity?
424
00:17:40,165 --> 00:17:42,266
- Absolutely.
- Yes.
425
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,191
Either way, I'm in.
426
00:17:44,616 --> 00:17:47,961
All right, now I got to go
cut myself out of these pants.
427
00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:56,616
When is this thing gonna be over?
I am dying.
428
00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:59,371
I think it's the big finish. I'm hoping.
429
00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:02,640
Oh.
430
00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:06,186
Brava!
431
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,659
Hey, come on, you guys.
That's my kid. Get up!
432
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,462
Brava!
433
00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:13,716
Aah, yay!
434
00:18:13,741 --> 00:18:17,301
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
435
00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:19,629
Bravo!
436
00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:31,728
Bravo!
437
00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:39,493
Oh!
438
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,654
Okay, so we got the keys.
439
00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:45,622
We just got to finish packing,
and then, I mean,
440
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,437
if Dr. Wang is as good as you say he is,
441
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:49,713
we are on our way. Best vacation ever!
442
00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:52,101
Oh, yeah. And you got to try
some of his banana bread.
443
00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:53,776
- Let me get some of that for you.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
444
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:56,364
- Oh, it's right over there.
- Bring it. Bring it.
445
00:18:57,334 --> 00:18:58,835
Ah, I got it.
446
00:18:58,860 --> 00:18:59,885
Oh. Okay.
447
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,263
I don't know where he
gets his bananas from,
448
00:19:01,288 --> 00:19:03,763
but they have been kissed by God.
449
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,839
Cheater. Party of two.
450
00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,621
Your table's waiting.
451
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:12,787
Peter. What are you doing here?
452
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:14,860
You know what? Just save it.
453
00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:17,427
I know you've been seeing
Dr. Wang on the side.
454
00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:19,129
We're... we're sorry. We're sorry.
455
00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:20,004
We're sorry.
456
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:23,088
You know what? This hurts.
457
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:27,585
Now, where does that leave
us vis-à-vis Florida?
458
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,953
That's not gonna happen.
459
00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:33,064
At least when my other clients leave me,
460
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,562
they have the decency to
look me in the eye and say,
461
00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:39,643
“You are a terrible chiropractor!”
462
00:19:53,131 --> 00:19:55,832
The guy was emptying out the register.
463
00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,996
I sneak up behind him,
I put my gun right to his ear,
464
00:20:00,021 --> 00:20:03,293
"and I'm like, “Hey.
Bagel shop's closed”"
465
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,211
Wow.
466
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,076
That is incredible.
467
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:08,852
Are we talking about the
Galaxy Bagels on Sunrise?
468
00:20:08,877 --> 00:20:09,876
Mm-hmm.
469
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:11,414
That's right next to my cardio barre.
470
00:20:11,439 --> 00:20:12,838
Oh, I've been dying to go there,
471
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,129
but the classes are always full.
472
00:20:14,154 --> 00:20:15,848
- Oh, my friend runs it.
- What?
473
00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,202
I'll give you her card.
474
00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:19,060
That'd be amazing.
475
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,705
You're a brave man, Kevin.
476
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,160
Thank you for your service.
477
00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:24,136
Oh. You kidding me? No problem.
478
00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:25,366
Hey, are you a Met fan?
479
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,735
Pbht. Huge!
480
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,226
You know what we got to do?
481
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:31,095
We got to go down to Florida,
catch a little spring training!
482
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:33,006
I'd love to, but...
483
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,334
I can't leave my fish for that long.
484
00:20:38,897 --> 00:20:43,817
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485
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,520
Good night, everybody.
486
00:20:48,336 --> 00:20:51,079
Lock up when you're done, Donna!
487
00:20:52,305 --> 00:20:58,173
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