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I don't have anything
stuck in my teeth, do I?
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Let me see. Nope, all clear.
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Honey, you look so handsome.
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She's going to have a great
time with you tonight.
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You'll see.
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Oh, and I want a
picture of you two.
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- Mom, no.
- Oh, come on, please.
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Just one.
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Okay, uh, but you promised
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you'd let me walk to
the door by myself.
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I know, I know. I'll be
right here in the car.
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- Okay.
- Waiting. Okay.
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Hi, Annie.
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Harold, you're so dressed up.
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Are you trying to
make me look bad?
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That was a joke.
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This is for you.
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Thanks. It's beautiful.
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So are you ready to go?
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Yeah, I told everybody to meet
us out in front of the gym.
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Uh, everybody?
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I invited a bunch of
friends to come with us.
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I thought it'd be fun if
we went as a big group.
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Don't you think?
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Yeah.
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Okay, you two. Move in together.
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Move in.
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Smile, Harold.
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So the software we
set you up with
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will issue all of your invoices.
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It keeps everything organized,
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so when tax time
comes, it's a snap.
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Saves time for me
and money for you.
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Um, where do I enter
that information?
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Right, Claire has volunteered
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to be my billing department.
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Well, I can walk you
through it if you want.
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You just have to
remember to enter
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all your setup expenses
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because they're all deductible.
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Will do. Thank you.
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Sure.
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These are beautiful.
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Are they all the
same photographer?
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Uh, yes. They are.
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Actually, it's me.
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Really?
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Well, listen. We really
appreciate your help.
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- Thank you, Harold.
- Yeah.
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Yes.
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Uh, Steve and I were thinking,
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we're having a party next
Saturday for Megan's birthday.
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I'm a big girl. I'm turning six.
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Oh, wow.
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And we're just having
some friends over,
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but we'd love you to join
us if you're not busy.
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Yeah, thanks. I'll drop by.
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Great. Great.
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Um, my sister Annie is in town,
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you two were in the same
high-school class together,
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weren't you?
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Yeah. Yeah, I remember Annie.
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Um, how is she doing?
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You can find out for yourself.
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Uh, Saturday. 2:00.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks again.
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Yes, yes.
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I'll talk to him
about it right now.
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And then I'll put
her name and number
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right in front our boy,
and I'll watch him score.
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Bye, hon.
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- Who's going to score?
- You are.
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So when's our next
round of golf?
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Do you really think we
should keep playing?
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We have to be the
worst golfers ever.
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We quit by the sixth
hole or lunchtime,
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whichever comes first.
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We should come up with
a new sport like...
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Miniature golf or bowling.
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Ooh, bowling. I like bowling.
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Guess who just walked in?
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And she saw me.
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You should go talk to her.
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This isn't the first time
that she smiled at you.
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- She likes you.
- I don't think so.
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See, there you go, hiding
under a rock again.
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Look, you know as well as I do,
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every time I ask a woman
out, it ends in disaster.
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Thank you.
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Why do you think that is?
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I don't know.
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But it's always the same
whether I'm set up by friends,
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or internet dating, or
matchmaking services.
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Nothing works.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Maybe it's not the
meeting-people part
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that you have a problem with.
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Let's be honest.
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Socializing is not
your strong point.
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Yeah, the whole thing
is just so frustrating.
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Have you ever heard
of a dating coach?
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A what?
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A dating coach.
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Denise and I saw it on
TV the other night.
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They're kind of like a
private teacher you hire
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to teach you how to date.
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Dating coach.
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Is there really such a thing?
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Yeah.
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And I found someone
in the city for you.
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She's got a bunch of clients,
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and a lot of people
are trying it.
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Willy, come on.
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I mean, this is
just embarrassing.
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I couldn't do it. It's...
it's too weird.
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So I've never been to a
dating coach before.
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My friend Willy, the
guy who called,
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thought you might be
able to help me out.
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Well, that's why I'm here.
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To help people stop
making mistakes
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in the modern dating world and
attract their perfect mate.
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Oh, great.
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Um, how do we get started?
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Well, what we need to
do is schedule you
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for a series of intensive
one-on-one sessions.
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During this time, I
am going to mold you.
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I'm going to teach you
the skills you will use
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to attract and hold onto
that special someone.
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Wow. How many
sessions do we have?
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Well, we have a number of
packages to choose from.
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I recommend you go with
our Diamond package.
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It's the longest and
most intensive.
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Wow, it's expensive.
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Cost should be no
obstacle when it comes
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to your future
happiness, Harold.
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And don't worry,
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we have payment plans and
accept all major credit cards.
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And just a little paperwork
for you to sign.
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I think, um, I just...
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I should take some time
to think this over.
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You made it.
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Hey, here you go.
Thanks for having me.
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Oh, this is so sweet.
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Come on in. Everyone's
through here.
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Smile, Harold.
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Annie, look who's here.
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Harold, you remember Annie?
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Sure. Hi.
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Hi. Hi.
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It's so great to see you again
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after all these years.
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Yeah.
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Harold...
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- White.
- White.
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Of course.
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How have you been?
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Fine, thanks. How have you been?
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Ah. Ah, you know.
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Living the high life,
hanging in there.
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All that good stuff.
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Yeah.
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So can I get you a
drink or something?
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- Yeah, that would be great.
- Okay.
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And then after college,
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I move the whopping-hours
drive away to the city.
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I've always loved the city.
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And then I started
my own business.
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I'm an event planner,
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like, I put parties together.
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You know, decorating
everything and organizing.
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- Did you do all of this?
- Yeah, I did.
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It's amazing what you can do
with some scraps of fabric
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and, you know, a hot glue
gun and some colored paper.
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Wow. You're really talented.
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Thank you.
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Although it's been a
really tough line of work
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to break into.
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Anyway, enough about me.
What about you?
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Claire said you're helping
Steve set up his body shop?
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Uh, yeah.
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I'm sorry. And what
is it you do again?
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I run my own accounting firm
and do some consulting.
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- Small business, mostly.
- Yeah.
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I'm also a photographer,
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but that's really just
on the side, you know.
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No, that's great. Good for you.
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You know, on the
way over here...
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I was thinking about
that dance we went to.
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What... what dance is this?
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In freshmen year of high
school, homecoming.
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I couldn't drive, so
my mother took us.
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Do you remember?
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She took that picture
of us together.
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Of course.
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Yeah. Oh, right.
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We had such a good time.
Didn't we?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Good night, birthday girl.
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Sweet dreams.
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She went out like a light.
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Thank you for everything.
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The party looked fantastic.
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Everybody said so.
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So I talked to your friend
Harold like you asked me to.
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I was just worried he'd
be left alone all day.
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He's a nice guy, right?
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Eh, kind of blah, but
yeah, he's nice.
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You promise you aren't
trying to set me up, right?
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No.
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Besides, you're going out
with that Brad or Brian...
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Brady.
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And no, that was
like, five guys ago.
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So who are you dating this week?
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Uh, well, no one yet,
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but hey, at least I've worked my
ways through the "B" s, right?
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- Mm.
- No, I'm actually...
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I just got a lot on
my plate right now.
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Speaking of which,
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I kind of need to
ask you a favor.
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Remember how I said I'd be ready
to move out of here next week?
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Yeah.
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Well, turns out, um,
trying to find a job
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and a place to live in the
city, it's been really tough.
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Everything is so expensive.
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And I'm wondering how you'd feel
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if I could just stay for
a little bit longer.
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Please.
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Oh, Annie,
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you've been here
for four months.
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Yeah.
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Time flies when
you're having fun?
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What happened to getting a job?
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I've been looking all over.
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There's no openings for
event planners anywhere.
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Why don't you do something else?
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You know, just for a little
while, pay the bills.
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Oh, uh, yeah. Sure, um,
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I'll just... I'll get a day job.
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Okay.
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And in the meantime, I
can baby-sit Megan,
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and I-I can do your decorating,
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and I'll even do your windows.
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You know, you need a backup plan
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for this career of yours.
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Annie, you're not a kid anymore.
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Well, hello, stranger.
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It's been a while, huh?
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Let me guess, table
for one, right?
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Please.
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Follow me.
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Here, sire.
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And okay, so the specials today
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are meatloaf and roast chicken.
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If I were you,
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I'd go with the roast chicken.
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Thank you.
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Someone will be right with you.
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Here's your menu right here.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Hi.
263
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You work here?
264
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,645
Yeah. Sure do.
265
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:30,081
Just started here today.
266
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,717
And I gotta say, so
far, not so good.
267
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:37,021
My car broke down this morning
on my first day of work,
268
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,056
wouldn't you know?
269
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,357
Thank you.
270
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,193
That's... that's tough.
Sorry to hear that.
271
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,328
Thank you.
272
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,863
And now my shift
ends in an hour,
273
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,765
and I have no way
of getting home.
274
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,000
Do you believe this?
275
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:52,170
This is my crazy life.
Hi, welcome.
276
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,306
There's no one who
can pick you up?
277
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,707
No, you know, Steve's
working late,
278
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,977
and Claire's with
Megan somewhere,
279
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,011
but it's fine.
280
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,379
You know, something
will work out.
281
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,748
It's... it literally
cannot get any worse.
282
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,229
You know, I am not
going to say that.
283
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:06,784
That's bad karma.
284
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,119
I'm just going to
take that back.
285
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,121
Uh...
286
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,523
What can I get you to drink?
287
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,391
- Uh, coffee, please.
- Coming right up.
288
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,059
You know, if...
289
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,227
You really need a ride home,
290
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,296
I can take you.
291
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,764
Thank you.
292
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,734
Harold, that's very...
That's very sweet of you.
293
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,503
But I just... I couldn't
ask you to do that.
294
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,405
Right.
295
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,776
Could I?
296
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,222
Thank you.
297
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,392
Someone's girlfriend
trained them well.
298
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,727
I don't have a girlfriend.
299
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,896
Not really good at that.
300
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,598
Come on, you can't be that bad.
301
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,734
I'm so bad, my best
friend had to get me
302
00:13:56,735 --> 00:14:00,438
to see a... Specialist.
303
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,841
Specialist for...
304
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,944
A dating coach.
305
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,546
Really?
306
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,583
A dating coach? How did that go?
307
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,751
Uh, it was a disaster.
308
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:16,421
She was more interested
in making a sale.
309
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,624
Kind of made me feel
like a lost cause.
310
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,861
Nobody's a lost cause, Harold.
311
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,899
I should get going.
312
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,468
Okay.
313
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,137
Well, thanks again for the ride.
314
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:35,206
Sure.
315
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,908
I'll see you later, okay?
316
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,211
Okay.
317
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,583
How'd you get home?
318
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,885
Harold dropped me off.
319
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,021
Poor guy.
320
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,257
And I thought I had problems.
321
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,291
Ugh.
322
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,761
What a day.
323
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,796
If I were into bubble baths,
324
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,765
this would be the
time to take one.
325
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,134
Do you have a minute?
326
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,869
Okay, look, I know I
need to pay Steven back
327
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,137
for fixing and towing my car,
328
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,438
and I will have the money to him
329
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,440
right after I get
my next paycheck.
330
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,009
And the one after that...
331
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,644
And the one after that.
332
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,345
Why don't you sit down?
333
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,481
Aw.
334
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:20,151
- Is this about my dirty room?
- No.
335
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,819
- My dishes in the sink?
- No.
336
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,260
Borrowing your dress
without asking?
337
00:15:23,284 --> 00:15:24,656
No.
338
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,492
That's all I know about.
What have you got on me?
339
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:31,929
Annie, your staying here...
340
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,299
I don't think it's a
good idea anymore.
341
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,600
What?
342
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,835
I've been giving this
a lot of thought,
343
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:41,239
and frankly, I feel like I'm
helping you escape reality.
344
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,174
Of course not.
345
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,609
I escape reality all on my own.
346
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,610
Pew.
347
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,279
Sorry.
348
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,447
Claire. Look, I'm sorry.
349
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,916
I know I'm a pain,
but I promise you,
350
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,251
this is not going to be forever.
351
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,687
I just need to buy myself
a little bit of time.
352
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,622
Sometimes things don't work out
353
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,390
the way we want them to.
354
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,926
It's not always about
getting a free ride.
355
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,928
What's that supposed to mean?
356
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,898
At some point, we all
have to grow up.
357
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:10,135
You need to move out and
get your own place.
358
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,406
Even your own family
won't bail you out?
359
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,742
So much for "blood is
thicker than water," right?
360
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,944
Sorry. I mean, you
could stay with me,
361
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,880
but my place is, like,
as big as your shoe.
362
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,682
Oh, thank you,
363
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,018
but now I have to
find another job.
364
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,419
And it has to be
something flexible
365
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,054
so that I can keep this one.
366
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,957
- How am I supposed to do that?
- I don't know.
367
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,992
Maybe you can try to
win big at Vegas.
368
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,327
You could.
369
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,063
My friend won $60 at blackjack,
and she met Siegfried.
370
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,064
No kidding.
371
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:42,066
What is happening to my life?
372
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,236
Oh, honey. It'll be okay.
373
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,305
Really, I mean,
things will be good.
374
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,673
You know what they say.
375
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,509
You know, "if at first
you don't succeed..."
376
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,378
"If life gives you lemons..."
377
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,913
"A bird in the..."
They say something...
378
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,081
Oh, I know what they say.
379
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,449
They say that if you want a job,
380
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,810
you have to go to
people you know.
381
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:00,752
You should ask around.
382
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,121
I don't even know anyone
around here anymore.
383
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,289
- Oh?
- Except for Harold.
384
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,725
Hmm.
385
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,428
Wait a minute. Harold.
386
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,763
Who's Harold?
387
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,498
You know, one of your regulars.
388
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,666
He was here the other
night, drove me home.
389
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,802
Oh, Harold. Table seven Harold.
390
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,904
He needs help dating.
391
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,606
He needs help breathing.
He needs a drink.
392
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,408
Really, he's very stiff, Harold.
393
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,376
I could help him.
394
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,713
Yeah, he was talking about
needing a dating coach.
395
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,948
He could just hire
me to do that.
396
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,617
- Really?
- Absolutely!
397
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,219
Listen, I have dated
all over the place.
398
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,655
I have got years of experience.
399
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,624
Oh, that sounds
great on a resume.
400
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,459
"I have dated hundreds
of thousands of guys,
401
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,628
and I'm still alone."
I'd hire you.
402
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,363
It's perfect.
403
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,266
It's perfect.
404
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:59,244
♪ ♪
405
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,978
It's open.
406
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,013
Hi.
407
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,082
Thanks for seeing me. I
know I'm a little early.
408
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,451
Yeah... no. Come on in.
409
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,253
Okay, I'm just going
to skip the small talk
410
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,921
and get right to the point.
411
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,890
Remember when you drove
me home the other day,
412
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,892
you mentioned how that
dating coach thing
413
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,260
didn't really work out?
414
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,597
Yeah, I kind of wish I
hadn't brought that up.
415
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,198
Actually, I'm glad you did
416
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:57,602
because I'm wondering how
you would feel about
417
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,437
giving it another shot.
418
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,306
Um...
419
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,709
About working with
somebody different,
420
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,112
somebody who's really good.
421
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,146
Me.
422
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,648
- You?
- Mm-hmm.
423
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,883
Seriously?
424
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:16,220
No, listen, I know it
sounds a little crazy,
425
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,689
but I really think I can help
you out in this department.
426
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:23,127
Have you ever done
anything like this before?
427
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,595
Uh, not exactly, no,
428
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,164
but I've done a lot of research,
429
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,268
I have tons of
real-world experience,
430
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,270
and I'm cheaper than
a professional.
431
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:36,107
Which brings me to my
next subject of payment.
432
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:41,613
Here's what I figured
would be reasonable.
433
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,385
Uh, how many classes or lessons
434
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,220
are you thinking about?
435
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,156
Um, eight. Yes, eight.
436
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,226
Eight really great,
437
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,396
really great dating
class lessons.
438
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,398
Um...
439
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,266
Am I asking for too much?
440
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,136
No, it's... It's not
about the money.
441
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,104
That's right. That's right.
442
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,440
It's not about the money. No.
443
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,543
It's about all the
great dates out there.
444
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,145
It's about Harold White
445
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,781
and the great, fun
times ahead of him.
446
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:20,251
Um, I don't know.
447
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,352
Please.
448
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:24,088
I really think we'd
make a great team.
449
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,523
And if this doesn't work out,
450
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:30,661
we can just walk away,
no questions asked.
451
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,063
Come on.
452
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:36,100
What have you got to lose?
453
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,101
Yes.
454
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,005
Let's give it a try.
455
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:44,742
I mean, I'm really glad we
can do business together.
456
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,910
When would you like to start?
457
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,945
- Uh, well...
- How about Tuesday night?
458
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,614
I don't work the late shift.
459
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,717
Tuesday. Um, 7:00...
460
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:53,718
7:30 sharp.
461
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:57,021
Deal?
462
00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,559
Deal.
463
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,871
♪ ♪
464
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,539
Tonight's the beginning
of the new you.
465
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,707
Are you ready?
466
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,209
I guess so.
467
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,745
Ah, well, I was hoping for
a little more excitement,
468
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,481
but not to worry.
We'll work on it.
469
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,785
Whoa. Great place you got here.
470
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,220
♪ I'll never forget
how my heart ♪
471
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,522
And nice music.
472
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,058
Yeah, I'm kind of into
this kind of stuff.
473
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,061
I see.
474
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,229
Wow.
475
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,997
I guess you could
say my collection
476
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,365
has gotten a little out of hand.
477
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:44,602
Perry Como, Nat King Cole,
478
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,605
Ella Fitzgerald.
479
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,640
These are all old love songs.
480
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:54,311
Yeah, I like the
slower vintage stuff.
481
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,513
Harold, it's an omen.
482
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,448
- What is?
- This music.
483
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,217
It's so romantic.
484
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,854
It's time to become one
of the few, the proud,
485
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,322
a heartbreaker.
486
00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:07,091
This is great.
487
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,926
Okay, stand right there.
488
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,896
- Okay.
- Now, first things first.
489
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:16,067
You start dating long before
you say word one to a woman.
490
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,035
- Really?
- Really.
491
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,603
Hmm.
492
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:22,239
They key ingredient
to successful dating
493
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,974
is self-confidence.
494
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:27,912
I should be seeing lots
of confidence in you.
495
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:31,115
And right now, I'm not.
496
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,918
Yeah.
497
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,959
Okay, Harold, if you're going
to be my lump of clay,
498
00:22:35,983 --> 00:22:39,757
I need you to be a
little less of a lump.
499
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,392
Okay?
500
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,227
Okay.
501
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:46,464
I want you to look
at your reflection
502
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:50,568
and tell me some of
your finer qualities.
503
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,536
Uh...
504
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,607
Okay, tell me one of
your finer qualities.
505
00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,242
Um...
506
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:01,278
Just hang on for a second.
I'm thinking.
507
00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,614
♪ The first night we met ♪
508
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:05,616
Harold, you're scaring me here.
509
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:11,355
Come on, what do you see
when you look at yourself?
510
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,959
I see the guy who stayed home
511
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,495
every Friday night
doing his homework.
512
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:20,998
What? What are you
talking about?
513
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,935
Harold, that was
a long time ago.
514
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,772
Your awkward years are over.
515
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:30,908
Yeah, but I don't think
I've changed all that much.
516
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,843
- Are you serious?
- Uh-huh.
517
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:37,148
Wow. That's crazy.
518
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,415
Yeah.
519
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:41,886
You know, I think this
whole dating-coach thing
520
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,455
- was a bad idea, so I'm gonna...
- Nonsense.
521
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,457
Being attractive
522
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:51,262
starts with having a positive
attitude about yourself.
523
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,497
Look at your reflection,
and let me hear you say,
524
00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:54,565
"I look good."
525
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,634
Come on, say it. "I look good."
526
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:59,403
Let me hear you.
527
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,707
I look good.
528
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,644
Louder, and like you
mean it, please.
529
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:09,013
You know, this is embarrassing.
530
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,447
Nobody is even around.
531
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:13,351
- I look good.
- With confidence!
532
00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:16,520
I look good.
533
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:20,424
Okay. That's better.
534
00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:21,625
Harold...
535
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:25,029
Nobody is going to
notice you in this world
536
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,531
unless you feel like you're
worth being noticed.
537
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,767
You've got to get
rid of this idea
538
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,802
that you look like
you did back then.
539
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,438
It's not what anyone else sees.
540
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,340
Trust me.
541
00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:38,976
How do we do that?
542
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:42,246
By bringing out the best in you.
543
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,748
Of course, that means
our first lesson
544
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,789
is going to take a few more
sessions than I thought.
545
00:24:46,813 --> 00:24:48,285
Mm-hmm.
546
00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:49,887
And uh,
547
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,957
how much more is that
going to cost me?
548
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:59,363
You know what,
it's on the house.
549
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:03,534
Yeah, let's just call it
some free, extra credit.
550
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:06,203
I am committed to this cause,
551
00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:08,939
and we are in this together.
552
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,574
Yeah?
553
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:13,177
Okay.
554
00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:24,189
♪ ♪
555
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,774
Focus. Keep it up.
556
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:45,910
You've got ten more.
557
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,831
What's one thing you like
about the way you look?
558
00:25:47,855 --> 00:25:48,112
Go.
559
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:49,113
I don't know.
560
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,881
Think. Come on, think.
561
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,250
Your smile... You've
got a great smile.
562
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:54,651
All those years of
braces paid off.
563
00:25:54,675 --> 00:25:56,353
Say it. "I've got
a great smile."
564
00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:57,354
I do?
565
00:25:57,355 --> 00:26:00,457
Harold. Come on!
566
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:03,460
Ten more, let's go.
567
00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:07,098
Let's go.
568
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:13,737
I'm earning every penny.
569
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,006
You didn't think it'd
be easy, did you?
570
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:19,310
Maybe not easy, but
not this hard.
571
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:22,179
I know. I mean,
he's cute, right?
572
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,647
He has potential.
573
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,282
I hope so.
574
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:26,917
Well, you know, I like him.
575
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:31,589
He's a good tipper, and his
hair smells like detergent.
576
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,844
- Okay, careful.
- Whoa.
577
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:55,379
- Aah...
- Whoa.
578
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,282
Oh!
579
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:49,400
Now say, "I look good."
580
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,534
I look good.
581
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:54,205
All right.
582
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:02,046
All right, tell me five things
you like about yourself.
583
00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:03,714
Go.
584
00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:06,383
- Uh, I'm loyal.
- Uh-huh.
585
00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,919
Considerate, hard worker,
586
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,954
and I like getting
into better shape
587
00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,223
now that the soreness
is wearing off.
588
00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,992
That's four.
589
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:17,094
You're going to make
me say it, aren't you?
590
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:18,862
Come on, let's hear it.
591
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,132
And I've got a nice smile.
592
00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,600
Better.
593
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:26,370
Good. Let's go.
594
00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,409
Ah, you kidding me?
595
00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,079
Sorry I'm late.
596
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,914
Don't worry, you
haven't missed much.
597
00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:41,385
I can't putt to save my life.
598
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,620
What happened?
599
00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:46,557
Oh, I ran into traffic
on the way over.
600
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,991
No, no. Not that.
601
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,594
I mean, your look and...
And your clothes.
602
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:51,929
And everything.
603
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:55,365
I started working
with a dating coach.
604
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,801
Why, is that...
Does it look okay?
605
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:58,869
Dude,
606
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,237
women are going to
be all over you.
607
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,638
Really?
608
00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:04,241
I told you a dating coach
was the way to go.
609
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,510
That place I suggested...
It worked.
610
00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:09,413
No, uh, I found someone
else actually.
611
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,647
I don't know who they are,
612
00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:12,516
but they definitely know
what they're doing.
613
00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:18,422
And they teach golf too.
614
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,824
You know, her
name's Annie Hayes.
615
00:29:20,825 --> 00:29:22,493
I actually went to
high school with her.
616
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:23,894
And she's a dating coach.
617
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,663
No, she's a party planner
working as a waitress.
618
00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,966
It's, um, kind of
hard to explain.
619
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:30,901
Basically, she needed a job.
620
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:32,769
Okay, how well do
you know this lady?
621
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:34,138
Um, not all that well.
622
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,807
We went a high-school
dance together.
623
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:39,076
It was a long time ago.
624
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:40,978
Okay, let me see if
I've got this straight.
625
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:43,280
You hired someone
from high school,
626
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,015
a woman you barely even know
627
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,316
to teach you how to date,
628
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,037
and she's someone who
normally plans parties
629
00:29:48,061 --> 00:29:48,886
for a living?
630
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,555
Yeah.
631
00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:53,858
Pretty much.
632
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:02,900
♪ La da da da da da da ♪
633
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:10,307
♪ ♪
634
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:22,486
Hey, you made it.
You look great.
635
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,521
Thanks.
636
00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:26,089
I went ahead and
got you something.
637
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:27,224
Oh, what is it?
638
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:30,527
A cranbertini.
639
00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:32,796
Ah, thanks.
640
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,532
So... Excuse me.
641
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:38,101
Why are we having
our lesson here?
642
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:39,542
I thought it'd be
good to, you know,
643
00:30:39,566 --> 00:30:41,171
just throw you right
into the shark tank.
644
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,240
I mean, surely
you've noticed girls
645
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:45,042
you've wanted to ask out.
646
00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:46,777
Uh, there's this woman
647
00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,812
I always see at the coffee shop
648
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:49,947
my friend and I go to,
649
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:53,016
but I've never actually met her.
650
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:54,885
Hmm.
651
00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:57,654
All right, you need to learn
how to break the ice.
652
00:30:57,655 --> 00:31:02,759
Start a conversation with
someone you don't know.
653
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,661
I'm just going to
warn you right now,
654
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,964
I'm, uh, awful at this.
655
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,045
Okay, don't worry about it.
656
00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:09,533
It... it just takes practice.
657
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,635
I'm going to give
you a few pointers.
658
00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:15,505
Okay, don't use
cheesy pickup lines.
659
00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:17,908
Just don't do it. It
always goes over badly.
660
00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:18,909
Right.
661
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:21,912
And mostly just be yourself.
662
00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,214
What do you mean?
663
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,516
Oh, wow. Uh, okay.
664
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,019
Well, when you see someone
you want to meet,
665
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:31,955
you just go up to them, and
you say something like,
666
00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:33,924
"hi, I'm Harold.
667
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,805
I wanted to introduce myself.
What's your name?"
668
00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:36,893
It's that easy.
669
00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:39,029
Easy? It's not easy for me.
670
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,431
Hmm...
671
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,668
Okay, see that blonde
at the end of the bar?
672
00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:46,970
That's potential
date number one.
673
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:50,941
Batter up.
674
00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,576
Come on.
675
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,645
Yeah. You can do it.
676
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,714
Take a sip. All right.
677
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:07,924
Hi. I'm Harold.
678
00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:09,245
Uh, I wanted to
introduce myself.
679
00:32:09,269 --> 00:32:10,460
What's your name?
680
00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:13,563
I'm Amy.
681
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:14,598
Well, it's um...
682
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:15,966
Nice to meet you, Amy.
683
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:20,570
You too.
684
00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,453
Oh, my god.
685
00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:42,659
What was that?
686
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,329
Harold, I didn't think I
needed to tell you this,
687
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:47,397
but after the introduction,
688
00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:49,366
you got to follow it
up with something.
689
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,768
You know, "you look
great tonight."
690
00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:53,236
Do you come here often?"
691
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,371
You make some conversation.
692
00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,273
And then of course,
you ask her out.
693
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,709
So remember, it's
one, two, three.
694
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,377
You introduce yourself.
695
00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,712
You make some conversation.
696
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:02,746
You ask her out.
697
00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,147
Got it?
698
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,616
I told you, I'm not
very good at this.
699
00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:07,918
Confidence.
700
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:10,120
You'll get there.
701
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:14,224
Um, I do think that maybe
we need to throw in
702
00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,793
a little more extra credit.
703
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:21,499
Yeah.
704
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:28,405
Now, say something to her,
but be sincere about it.
705
00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:33,510
Show her you've really paid
attention to her, yeah?
706
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:37,047
How about...
707
00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:42,386
You have beautiful eyes.
708
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:45,021
Good.
709
00:33:45,022 --> 00:33:49,260
That... that felt real.
710
00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:54,464
How are you guys this morning?
711
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:55,799
Well. You?
712
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,701
Are you going to be here
for dinner tonight?
713
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,002
Nope. Working late.
714
00:33:59,003 --> 00:34:00,537
I thought you worked
the day shift.
715
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,905
For job number one.
716
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:04,708
- There's a job number two?
- Long story.
717
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,443
Do you need help
finding a place?
718
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:08,612
Uh, no, thank you. I
can do it myself.
719
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,947
I got to go.
720
00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:13,350
I bet she hasn't even
started looking.
721
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:17,154
So why is it so important that
Annie move out right now?
722
00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:19,115
Don't you think you're being
a little hard on her?
723
00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:21,858
Steve, she can't just have
a free ride all the time.
724
00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:23,260
I don't get it.
725
00:34:23,261 --> 00:34:25,261
You're more than willing
to help me set my shop up.
726
00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:26,702
Why are you so tough
on your sister?
727
00:34:26,726 --> 00:34:29,699
I'm not. You don't understand.
728
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,668
You sure it's not payback time?
729
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:33,003
For what?
730
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,739
For resenting her for being
the baby of the family
731
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,509
while you had to be the more
responsible older sister?
732
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,511
It's not that at all.
733
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:44,414
Really?
734
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:46,016
All right.
735
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,286
Think about it.
736
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:55,792
Annie, I'd like to introduce
you to Willy Taylor.
737
00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,894
Willy, this is Annie
Hayes, my dating coach.
738
00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:58,962
Hi.
739
00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,163
Nice to meet you.
740
00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,724
I got to say, you're
doing a bang-up job
741
00:35:01,748 --> 00:35:02,632
with my friend here.
742
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,601
Ah, he's doing a great
job all on his own.
743
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:07,571
I'm just here for moral support.
744
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:10,975
So when do we expect
our target to show up?
745
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:22,352
- Is that her?
- Right on time.
746
00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:26,089
I can do this, I can do this.
747
00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,758
- I can do this, right?
- Of course you can.
748
00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,461
Just remember what
we worked on, okay?
749
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:32,822
You know what you're
going to say,
750
00:35:32,846 --> 00:35:37,200
so just relax.
751
00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:38,902
Now make your move.
752
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,370
It's time to shine.
753
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:41,605
All right.
754
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:47,544
All right, here I go.
755
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,417
Hi.
756
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:57,521
Hi.
757
00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:58,622
Are you okay?
758
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,390
I just wanted to
introduce myself.
759
00:36:00,391 --> 00:36:02,425
I'm Harold. Harold White.
760
00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:04,895
Julie. Julie Owens.
761
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:07,564
Nice to meet you.
762
00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:09,799
I've seen you here before.
763
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,736
I've seen you too. I
love the new haircut.
764
00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:15,939
And that color... It
looks great on you.
765
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,541
Oh, thanks.
766
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:20,810
Yeah, you always look
so, um, stylish.
767
00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:25,115
Thank you.
768
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:28,218
So, um, what did you order?
769
00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:32,622
I usually kind of play it safe and...
plain old coffee.
770
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,225
I've tried almost everything.
771
00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:36,560
I like to switch it up.
772
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:38,728
Keeps things interesting.
773
00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:40,230
Well, I like that.
774
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:44,968
Sounds, um, adventurous.
775
00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,603
Listen.
776
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,804
Hmm?
777
00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,306
Do you want to get
together sometime?
778
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:52,409
Yeah. I'd love that.
779
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,477
My number's on the back.
Call me.
780
00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:57,948
Nice meeting you, Harold.
781
00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,183
Yeah, it's nice meeting you...
782
00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:02,553
Julie.
783
00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:09,459
That looked promising.
784
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,696
So what happened?
785
00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:14,664
Oh, nice!
786
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:15,932
Whoo!
787
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:18,168
You scored. I knew
you could do it.
788
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,638
I got to call Denise.
She's going to go crazy.
789
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:24,474
You just went from
being on the bench
790
00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,576
to being the star quarterback.
791
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,844
Never thought I'd see the day.
792
00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,947
Yeah. You and me both.
793
00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:45,695
My advice is to make plans
to meet Julie for drinks.
794
00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,731
It's great because
it's a public place,
795
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:49,366
and she'll feel more comfortable
796
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,734
since she doesn't
really know you.
797
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:53,236
Also, it's a short
time commitment,
798
00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:56,406
so if things go south, you
don't have to stay long.
799
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,308
That's a good idea.
800
00:37:58,309 --> 00:37:59,676
This also means
801
00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:04,247
you get to advance
to the next level.
802
00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:07,484
Time to tackle the
art of conversation.
803
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,754
Another one of my weak points.
804
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,489
Okay, let's start
with the basics.
805
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:14,457
Listening and asking questions.
806
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,892
They go hand in hand.
807
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,394
When you ask a question,
808
00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:19,829
it automatically gives
you more to talk about.
809
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:22,198
And when a man
listens to a woman
810
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:25,201
and remembers what she says,
811
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:29,639
in the world of
relationships, it's golden.
812
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,574
Trust me on this.
813
00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:33,543
Got it.
814
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,478
Okay, so Kim here is
going to play your date.
815
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,280
Oh. I'm good at dating.
816
00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:38,348
Good.
817
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,450
Now, let's say you
guys just met,
818
00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:42,085
- you sat down at the bar.
- Okay.
819
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,287
You got your drinks,
820
00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,423
and now it's time
to start talking.
821
00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:47,524
Okay.
822
00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,392
So Harold, you start things off.
823
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:53,763
Um...
824
00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:56,166
Hi. Uh...
825
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,569
What are your... What
are your career goals?
826
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,037
Career goals?
827
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,139
Suddenly, I'm, like,
at a job interview
828
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:04,700
with the inquisition.
I don't want to...
829
00:39:04,724 --> 00:39:05,909
Yeah, I'm sorry.
830
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,711
Harold, not so
formal, all right?
831
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:10,246
Try for something a
little more relaxed.
832
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,248
Okay. Right, right. Um...
833
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,918
Right.
834
00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:19,689
You, um, you look nice tonight.
835
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,225
Oh, thank you, Harold.
836
00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:24,394
I don't even have any makeup on.
Just the lip gloss.
837
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,130
I just came from the gym.
Thank you.
838
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,032
Uh, what do you do for a living?
839
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,567
Oh, I am an actress. Yeah.
840
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:34,904
Well, um, I'm a waitress by
day and actress by night.
841
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:38,007
All right, well, right now, I'm
a waitress by day and night,
842
00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:40,276
but I'm auditioning and
getting lots of call-backs,
843
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,946
thank you for asking.
844
00:39:42,947 --> 00:39:45,115
Uh, what do you
like to do for fun?
845
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:48,151
Oh, for fun? Good question.
846
00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:50,720
I, um, I collect teeth.
Different animals' teeth.
847
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,022
You know, they've already
passed on, and I love teeth.
848
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:56,259
And I raise iguanas,
which I love.
849
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,360
Mm-hmm.
850
00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:59,395
I make, uh, art out
of pie filling,
851
00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,797
which is fun.
852
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:03,433
And um, I'm a wench.
I love jousting.
853
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:08,371
I have... I'm the champion
jouster at the medieval fair.
854
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,140
No judgment.
855
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,909
Um, it's not going to be
this hard with Julie.
856
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:13,910
Cheers.
857
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,747
Oh, cheers.
858
00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:20,884
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
859
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:24,087
So, um, what do you
do for a living?
860
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,022
I'm a sales rep in real estate.
861
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,624
I've been doing it
almost ten years now,
862
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,658
and I love it.
863
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,560
That's interesting.
864
00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:33,196
And how did you get
into that line of work?
865
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:34,964
A friend of my dad's
is in the business.
866
00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,800
It's what I always
wanted to get into,
867
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,102
so after college, I went
and worked with him.
868
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,770
That's great.
869
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:44,207
And, um, what do you
like to do for fun?
870
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:46,109
Oh, where to start?
871
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,077
I love traveling,
which I do a lot of.
872
00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:50,680
I just got back from
Brazil, which was amazing.
873
00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:54,918
Love fashion, love movies.
Do you like movies?
874
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,519
Yeah, sure.
875
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,589
What about horror flicks?
I love monster movies.
876
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,525
Yeah, I don't get to
see too many of them,
877
00:41:02,526 --> 00:41:03,593
but you know.
878
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:04,727
Well, hey, you know.
879
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,796
Something just opened
downtown at that theater.
880
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:09,532
It looks really scary.
We should go see it.
881
00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:12,035
Ooh, doesn't look
too scary, does it?
882
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,570
Well, I hope it's scary.
883
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:14,704
Rah!
884
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:28,151
So we're going to a
movie Friday night.
885
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,254
Hey. Good stuff.
886
00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:33,590
Look at you, racking
up those dates.
887
00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,091
How did the conversation go?
888
00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:36,359
Pretty good, I think.
889
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,695
It doesn't take much
to get her talking.
890
00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:43,566
She's really, uh, open about
the things she likes to do.
891
00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:44,901
Good.
892
00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:48,438
Okay, so now it's time
for you to do the same.
893
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,174
Which brings us to our
next order of business.
894
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,509
If you really want to
get close to somebody,
895
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:55,245
you need to start sharing.
896
00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,113
You mean, like, talking
about my background,
897
00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:58,948
that kind of thing?
898
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:01,317
Well, yeah, but more than that.
899
00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:02,986
You know, getting
close to somebody
900
00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:06,823
means talking about the
things that matter to you.
901
00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,858
Like, what are you
passionate about?
902
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,628
What do you love?
What moves you?
903
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:14,330
Those are the things you
want to share with her.
904
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,900
Okay, but, uh...
905
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,268
Yeah? But what?
906
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,937
No, I'm just...
907
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:23,773
I'm afraid I might
disappoint, you know?
908
00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:27,277
I think I might be
kind of boring.
909
00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:31,614
Harold, that is so not true.
910
00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:35,051
The right person is going to
love you for who you are.
911
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,152
Trust me.
912
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,088
There's just one problem though.
913
00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:40,057
What?
914
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,058
Who are you?
915
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,827
I mean, I know you have
great taste in music,
916
00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:49,233
but what are you
passionate about?
917
00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:52,902
You took all these photographs?
918
00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,437
Yup.
919
00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:56,806
Printed them, too.
920
00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:59,575
I had no idea.
921
00:42:59,576 --> 00:43:01,010
There's something so exciting
922
00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:04,614
to me about preserving
a perfect moment,
923
00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,849
you know, to hang onto
something beautiful
924
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:12,221
that never fades nor goes away.
925
00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:13,723
Does that sound corny?
926
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,159
No. Not at all.
927
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,560
I just...
928
00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:20,830
I wouldn't have guessed you
for the creative type.
929
00:43:23,133 --> 00:43:26,503
You just keep on getting
more and more interesting.
930
00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:32,208
Mmm. It's delicious.
931
00:43:32,209 --> 00:43:33,177
Really?
932
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:34,498
Well, I tried to
make it healthy.
933
00:43:34,499 --> 00:43:35,467
You sure it's good?
934
00:43:35,468 --> 00:43:36,713
It's incredible.
935
00:43:36,714 --> 00:43:40,683
Harold, I had no idea you
were such a good cook.
936
00:43:40,684 --> 00:43:42,185
- Well.
- Okay.
937
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:45,221
All of this plays
into your favor.
938
00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:47,824
Let's recap, shall we?
939
00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:50,426
All right, you like
candlelit dinners.
940
00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:51,527
Uh-huh.
941
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:53,262
- Gorgeous photographs.
- Yeah.
942
00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:55,031
Your favorite movie
is Casablanca,
943
00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,872
and we're not even counting
the love songs yet.
944
00:43:56,896 --> 00:43:57,800
Need I go on?
945
00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:02,605
Oh, um, does that
seem a little bland?
946
00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:05,041
No way.
947
00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:09,145
Harold, you're like this
old-fashioned romantic.
948
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:12,482
Most women think guys
like you are extinct.
949
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,883
Or never existed.
950
00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:16,319
You know, at least
outside a romance novel.
951
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,287
You think so?
952
00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:19,522
Oh, I know so.
953
00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:22,125
Harold, for your next date,
954
00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:25,194
I want you to share
this side of yourself.
955
00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:28,131
Tell her about something
you love doing,
956
00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:30,800
and do something with
her that's romantic.
957
00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:33,803
I promise you, you're
not going to regret it.
958
00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:34,837
All right.
959
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,507
- Okay?
- Okay.
960
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,242
- Plenty more of that.
- Mmm.
961
00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:40,543
Good.
962
00:44:40,544 --> 00:44:44,614
I loved that part when
he popped up behind her
963
00:44:44,615 --> 00:44:46,282
with that big knife.
964
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:47,917
How freaky was that?
965
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:50,453
I, um, closed my eyes
through that part.
966
00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,214
And then the chase scene
through the woods...
967
00:44:52,238 --> 00:44:53,356
Wasn't that scary?
968
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:56,159
Actually, I closed my eyes
through that part too.
969
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,528
I think I'm going to have
nightmares all week.
970
00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,829
Yeah, me too.
971
00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,564
It was great, wasn't it?
972
00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:02,832
Yeah.
973
00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:04,753
They have really good
double chocolate cake here.
974
00:45:04,777 --> 00:45:05,902
Do you like chocolate?
975
00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:07,537
Love it, I'm addicted.
976
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:11,407
Well, we could share
a piece if you want.
977
00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:14,344
How could I refuse?
978
00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:19,582
Thanks for the movie.
979
00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:22,085
Thank you for dessert.
980
00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:24,954
Look, I really had fun tonight.
981
00:45:24,955 --> 00:45:26,989
Me too.
982
00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:29,560
You're a great guy, Harold.
983
00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:36,632
Good night.
984
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,969
Good night.
985
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:50,947
Okay, so two fries, two burgers.
986
00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:53,483
Cheese on yours, no cheese.
987
00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:55,124
You want fries, you
want mashed potatoes.
988
00:45:55,148 --> 00:45:56,586
Do you want coleslaw too or...
989
00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,588
- Yeah, we'll do some coleslaw.
- Great, you're here.
990
00:45:58,589 --> 00:45:59,856
I need to talk to
you for a second.
991
00:45:59,857 --> 00:46:01,190
I... uh, Harold, what
are you doing here?
992
00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:02,751
- I thought you had a date.
- No, I did.
993
00:46:02,775 --> 00:46:04,260
- Can I just see you?
- Sure.
994
00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,195
Sorry, excuse us.
995
00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:07,830
- Is everything okay?
- Better than okay.
996
00:46:07,831 --> 00:46:09,231
I had to come by
and say thank you.
997
00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:11,467
You were so right about
everything you taught me.
998
00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:13,136
Being myself and
asking questions
999
00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:14,704
and just sharing who I am.
1000
00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:16,545
I did exactly what you
told me, and it was like
1001
00:46:16,569 --> 00:46:17,707
we were really connecting.
1002
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,576
Do you know she even
kissed me good night?
1003
00:46:20,577 --> 00:46:21,777
- That's so great.
- I know.
1004
00:46:21,778 --> 00:46:22,979
I just... I feel different.
1005
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,281
Everything is gonna be
different from now on
1006
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:27,016
all because of you.
1007
00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:29,285
Ah, thank you.
1008
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,553
Yeah.
1009
00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:31,721
So we're still on for
Wednesday, right?
1010
00:46:31,722 --> 00:46:33,055
- Yeah, for sure.
- Okay.
1011
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:34,957
Good, so... I'll see you then.
1012
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,192
- Okay, I'll see you.
- Bye.
1013
00:46:36,193 --> 00:46:37,894
And... and great work.
1014
00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,796
Really great.
1015
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:44,333
Wow.
1016
00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:45,969
Wow.
1017
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,307
Denise, if you don't
hear from me by noon,
1018
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,109
I want you to call a paramedic.
1019
00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,510
Bye, sweetheart.
1020
00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,912
This is all your
fault, you know?
1021
00:46:55,913 --> 00:46:57,613
- What is?
- This.
1022
00:46:57,614 --> 00:46:59,081
Making me do all this.
1023
00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,883
Ever since you
started working out,
1024
00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,351
all I've been
hearing at home is,
1025
00:47:02,352 --> 00:47:04,787
"why don't you get in
shape like Harold is?"
1026
00:47:04,788 --> 00:47:06,155
And "why don't you ask Harold
to bring you with him"
1027
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:07,423
the next time he works out?"
1028
00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:08,904
Yeah, but it feels
great, doesn't it?
1029
00:47:08,928 --> 00:47:11,627
Great? This isn't great.
1030
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:13,896
Great is sitting at
home on my couch,
1031
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:15,364
watching the game,
drinking beers,
1032
00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:16,566
and eating chips.
1033
00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,007
Come on, we got to
keep up the pace,
1034
00:47:18,008 --> 00:47:19,341
we only got another mile to go.
1035
00:47:19,342 --> 00:47:22,004
What? Shoot me now.
1036
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,973
You know, I was
thinking about maybe
1037
00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:26,042
trying to cook for Julie.
1038
00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:28,277
Maybe a candlelight
dinner or something.
1039
00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:29,779
Who are you?
1040
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,315
Preparing candlelight dinners?
1041
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,450
I definitely don't
recognize you anymore.
1042
00:47:34,451 --> 00:47:35,751
I don't recognize me either.
1043
00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:39,522
I got to tell you, feels great.
1044
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,390
This isn't great.
1045
00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:44,060
I've never seen Harold
like that before.
1046
00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:46,429
He's, like, this whole new man.
1047
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,030
I almost didn't
recognize the guy.
1048
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,699
I know, from what
I've seen, like,
1049
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,100
you've done a great
transformation.
1050
00:47:51,124 --> 00:47:53,102
It's like you have a
gift for this, really.
1051
00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:54,570
I mean, if word gets out, like,
1052
00:47:54,571 --> 00:47:56,472
you could be famous,
really, you really could.
1053
00:47:56,473 --> 00:47:58,153
You could have, like,
your face on the side
1054
00:47:58,177 --> 00:48:01,944
of, like, bus benches
or a reality show...
1055
00:48:01,945 --> 00:48:05,014
If they offer you a series, can
I please, please play you?
1056
00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:07,116
It almost sounded like
1057
00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:09,585
he didn't need me
anymore though.
1058
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:11,220
But that... That can't be right.
1059
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,321
Right?
1060
00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:14,390
He needs me, he needs me.
1061
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,826
For sure.
1062
00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:19,462
Are you more worried about
losing your dating coach gig
1063
00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:22,398
or the fact that this guy
is now off the market?
1064
00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:24,800
What do you mean?
1065
00:48:24,801 --> 00:48:26,769
You like him, don't you?
1066
00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,371
- I... of course not.
- Yes.
1067
00:48:28,372 --> 00:48:30,439
That is crazy, no.
1068
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,774
- You do.
- I do not.
1069
00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:33,215
Your mouth just had
a little quiver.
1070
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:34,877
It never... Has never done that.
1071
00:48:34,878 --> 00:48:38,114
No, it's professional, we're
working together, that's it.
1072
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:39,315
- Really?
- Really.
1073
00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:40,416
- Really?
- Yes.
1074
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:43,620
All right, just checking.
1075
00:48:45,222 --> 00:48:47,523
Although I have to say,
since you've worked on him,
1076
00:48:47,524 --> 00:48:50,092
he has gotten kind of hot.
1077
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,261
I'm just saying.
1078
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:55,698
♪ Annie and Harold,
sitting in a tree ♪
1079
00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,568
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
1080
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:08,344
Try this.
1081
00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:11,148
What is it?
1082
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:18,187
It's delicious.
1083
00:49:18,188 --> 00:49:20,323
- Pineapple.
- Pomegranate.
1084
00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:23,326
- And raspberry.
- And coconut.
1085
00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:27,496
So tell me, what am
I learning today?
1086
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:31,334
Well, I was thinking,
you're at that stage
1087
00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:33,736
where it's not super serious,
1088
00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:35,738
but you want it to go that way.
1089
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:38,207
So now might be a
good time for you
1090
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,710
to do something nice for her
1091
00:49:40,711 --> 00:49:43,012
or make her feel special.
1092
00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:45,581
I love that. What do
you have in mind?
1093
00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:48,351
All right, well, forget
expensive, all right?
1094
00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:50,186
It shouldn't be
anything too big.
1095
00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:52,188
You don't want to scare her off.
1096
00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:54,357
So I don't know,
just something small
1097
00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:57,059
to show her you really care.
1098
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,829
Oh, you know what?
I have an idea.
1099
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,430
- You do?
- Yeah.
1100
00:50:01,431 --> 00:50:03,031
See, Julie's always
talking about wanting
1101
00:50:03,055 --> 00:50:04,200
to spend time in the city.
1102
00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,235
I could take her somewhere
nice for dinner.
1103
00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:07,837
Unless you think
that's too much.
1104
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,272
No, no, that could work.
1105
00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:12,108
Gotta think about where
I could take her.
1106
00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:15,411
It's gotta be really romantic.
1107
00:50:15,412 --> 00:50:17,847
I could... I could probably
recommend a place.
1108
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,348
Oh, great, let me
know what it is.
1109
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,417
I'll make reservations.
1110
00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:24,053
You know, I actually...
1111
00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:26,856
I haven't been there in so long.
1112
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,992
I'm thinking, maybe we should
go there first and check it out
1113
00:50:29,993 --> 00:50:32,862
just to make sure
it's the right spot.
1114
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:35,732
Yeah, that sounds great.
1115
00:50:41,805 --> 00:50:44,640
♪ ♪
1116
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:46,409
I'm thinking, before dinner,
1117
00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:48,577
you guys could go for
a nice, long walk,
1118
00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:51,046
watch the sun set.
1119
00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:53,983
I like that idea, it's,
um, it's romantic.
1120
00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:55,985
And good for the appetite.
1121
00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:57,453
You know, this place is perfect.
1122
00:50:57,454 --> 00:50:59,288
Julie's gonna love it.
1123
00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:00,689
I'm suddenly wondering
why I don't
1124
00:51:00,690 --> 00:51:02,291
come into the city more often.
1125
00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:04,026
Harold... I can't believe
1126
00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:06,195
I just heard you say that.
1127
00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:08,197
That doesn't sound like
the Harold I know.
1128
00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:11,100
Well, that's thanks to you.
1129
00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:13,102
- Oh, before I forget.
- Yeah.
1130
00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:16,006
Here is your last payment.
1131
00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:27,183
So... that homecoming
dance we went to...
1132
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:28,684
Yeah.
1133
00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:32,254
We danced together.
1134
00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,289
No.
1135
00:51:33,290 --> 00:51:35,658
No?
1136
00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:38,228
Are you sure?
1137
00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:44,266
You invited a bunch
of your friends
1138
00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:45,668
to meet us at the dance.
1139
00:51:45,669 --> 00:51:50,339
I didn't really fit
in with that group.
1140
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:51,941
When I finally got the nerve up
1141
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:56,111
to ask you to dance,
I was too late.
1142
00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:58,714
Matt Schneider had
gotten to you first.
1143
00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:10,059
Couldn't get up the
courage to ask you again.
1144
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,127
Matt Schneider?
1145
00:52:12,128 --> 00:52:14,631
You remember that?
1146
00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:20,770
Kind of thing tends
to stay with you.
1147
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,610
Sometimes longer than
people think it should.
1148
00:52:27,611 --> 00:52:31,113
That's not why you
remember the dance, is it?
1149
00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:33,283
I didn't make you
feel that way, did I?
1150
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:42,091
I'm really sorry, I...
1151
00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:46,028
I promise you, I... I
never meant to do that.
1152
00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:50,766
I was 15, it was just me
trying to have a good time.
1153
00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:52,701
Yeah.
1154
00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:55,872
It wasn't supposed to
make you feel bad.
1155
00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:00,910
Well, hey, if it makes
you feel any better,
1156
00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:05,147
you're doing a lot better
in life than I am.
1157
00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:10,619
I have no career and
no relationship.
1158
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:12,988
Come on, Annie.
1159
00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:15,149
I mean, you're the prettiest
girl from our high school.
1160
00:53:15,173 --> 00:53:19,528
I know you're gonna
meet somebody.
1161
00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:21,196
I've seen your work.
1162
00:53:21,197 --> 00:53:25,134
It's only a matter of time
before somebody hires you.
1163
00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:28,637
You just have to
believe in yourself.
1164
00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:31,707
I know I do.
1165
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:34,176
Wait a second.
1166
00:53:34,177 --> 00:53:37,780
Did you just give
me my own advice?
1167
00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:38,781
I think you did.
1168
00:53:40,317 --> 00:53:41,717
Yeah.
1169
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,987
Very good.
1170
00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,557
What about Billie Holiday?
1171
00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:49,758
Oh, I love it.
1172
00:53:49,759 --> 00:53:51,427
Have you heard her
version of Misty?
1173
00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:52,595
Amazing.
1174
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:53,956
Although first place
for that song
1175
00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,264
still belongs to Johnny Mathis.
1176
00:53:55,265 --> 00:53:57,399
What about Tony Bennett?
1177
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,169
Classic. Definitely
in my top ten.
1178
00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:01,570
Uh-huh.
1179
00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:03,706
Do you like Dean Martin?
1180
00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,774
You're Nobody Till
Somebody Loves You.
1181
00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:07,910
Mm, it's one of my favorites.
1182
00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:10,913
You know, some people
would say we're sappy
1183
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,949
or born in the wrong era for
listening to that kind of music.
1184
00:54:13,950 --> 00:54:15,751
Who cares?
1185
00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:17,019
It's the best stuff on earth.
1186
00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,288
I know.
1187
00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:21,557
This... This could very well be
1188
00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:23,525
my first choice for the song.
1189
00:54:23,526 --> 00:54:25,260
The song?
1190
00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:28,430
Yeah, you know, the one
that becomes our song
1191
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:31,434
when you find the
right somebody.
1192
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:36,171
When you share a
song with somebody.
1193
00:54:36,172 --> 00:54:37,640
Mm-hmm.
1194
00:54:37,641 --> 00:54:41,244
Oh, I've always liked
that idea too.
1195
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,594
Did you just get in?
1196
00:54:58,595 --> 00:54:59,728
Yeah.
1197
00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:02,297
Just a little while ago.
1198
00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:05,634
Been putting in some
late nights, you...
1199
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:08,905
You look tired.
1200
00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:11,607
Annie?
1201
00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:12,975
Hmm?
1202
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,410
Are you okay?
1203
00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:16,211
Yeah.
1204
00:55:16,212 --> 00:55:18,281
Okay, don't stay up too late.
1205
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,953
Listen, I wanted to tell you...
1206
00:55:29,759 --> 00:55:33,262
I know I haven't been the
best sister in the world.
1207
00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:38,667
Moving in here and not
really pulling my weight.
1208
00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:41,270
I just... Things haven't really
1209
00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:45,507
worked out the way that I
wanted them to, you know?
1210
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:49,511
I never thought life
would be this hard.
1211
00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:53,382
Anyway, I'm sorry.
1212
00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:56,618
I just wanted you to know that.
1213
00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:58,887
Thanks.
1214
00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:01,824
And I also wanted to tell you
1215
00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:04,860
what a great job I
think you're doing,
1216
00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:09,498
being a great mom and
having a great family.
1217
00:56:09,499 --> 00:56:14,470
You've got a lot to be proud of.
1218
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:17,407
I appreciate that.
1219
00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:22,411
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
1220
00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:24,113
Good night.
1221
00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:27,183
Good night.
1222
00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:52,175
Annie, yeah, it's open, come in.
1223
00:56:55,512 --> 00:56:59,148
- Hi.
- Hey.
1224
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,517
Oh, wow.
1225
00:57:01,518 --> 00:57:02,785
These are new, aren't they?
1226
00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:05,788
Yeah. What do you think?
1227
00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:07,856
I think they're amazing.
1228
00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:09,458
They belong in a museum.
1229
00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:10,592
Really?
1230
00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:14,196
Oh, yeah.
1231
00:57:14,197 --> 00:57:17,199
Wow.
1232
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,201
Man, this is beautiful.
1233
00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:21,471
Thanks.
1234
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:28,043
Uh, are you ready
to get started?
1235
00:57:28,044 --> 00:57:30,580
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
1236
00:57:33,249 --> 00:57:35,250
So today we're gonna work on
1237
00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:37,886
one of the most important
parts of dating.
1238
00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:41,156
Getting close,
becoming intimate,
1239
00:57:41,157 --> 00:57:43,625
you know, getting to first base.
1240
00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:45,127
Yeah.
1241
00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:49,398
This could be the most important
lesson in dating ever.
1242
00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:51,767
Agreed.
1243
00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:55,804
So how do you recommend
I make a move?
1244
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,940
Well, first of all,
1245
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,576
wait until you guys
are close together.
1246
00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:01,777
Uh-huh.
1247
00:58:01,778 --> 00:58:03,078
After you've been talking awhile
1248
00:58:03,079 --> 00:58:08,050
or when you're saying good
night at the end of the date.
1249
00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:12,654
So, um, like this?
1250
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:15,390
Yeah, good.
1251
00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:19,428
Now, the most important thing
is to be natural about it.
1252
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:22,097
You know, don't do the old "guy
gotta stretch my arm" routine.
1253
00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:23,899
Stay away from tacky.
1254
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:25,434
Yep.
1255
00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:28,837
And...
1256
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,373
And use your eyes.
1257
00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:33,442
- My eyes.
- Mm-hmm.
1258
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:37,079
Look at a girl when
she's talking to you.
1259
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:40,315
And if she's looking
at you the same way,
1260
00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:43,253
she's giving you
the green light.
1261
00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:48,423
Like this?
1262
00:58:48,424 --> 00:58:50,793
Mm-hmm.
1263
00:58:52,896 --> 00:58:54,963
Then what?
1264
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:59,135
And then you just
lean in slowly.
1265
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,640
Yeah.
1266
00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:07,977
And then you just...
1267
00:59:25,028 --> 00:59:26,194
How was that?
1268
00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:28,830
It was great.
1269
00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:33,435
I mean, I mean, you
did all right.
1270
00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:36,204
How do... How do
you feel about it?
1271
00:59:36,205 --> 00:59:37,372
Okay.
1272
00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:38,674
Just okay?
1273
00:59:38,675 --> 00:59:40,375
Well, shouldn't I feel okay?
1274
00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:42,778
No, no, you should be okay.
1275
00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:44,446
Definitely be okay.
1276
00:59:44,447 --> 00:59:46,748
Um, I'm just thinking
though that we should
1277
00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:49,217
probably run through
this a few more times.
1278
00:59:49,218 --> 00:59:52,054
Just to make sure you're
comfortable with everything.
1279
00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:54,556
Yeah, I mean,
that's a good idea.
1280
00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:57,192
- Sure.
- Good.
1281
00:59:57,193 --> 01:00:00,429
So...
1282
01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:03,366
I'm ready whenever you are.
1283
01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:09,571
Um, so you were
pretty quiet tonight.
1284
01:00:09,572 --> 01:00:11,974
What do you think
of the restaurant?
1285
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:14,042
It's nice.
1286
01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:17,713
I just wish we could have
done more, you know?
1287
01:00:17,714 --> 01:00:22,384
Seen a show or maybe
check out some clubs.
1288
01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:26,588
There's just so much
to do in the city.
1289
01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:30,226
Well, um, maybe next time.
1290
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:35,998
Can I get your chair?
1291
01:00:35,999 --> 01:00:38,500
It was nice though.
Thanks, Harold.
1292
01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:39,768
Sure.
1293
01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:43,372
You know, um...
1294
01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:45,173
People say I'm not
such a bad cook.
1295
01:00:45,174 --> 01:00:49,478
Maybe next time we can
have dinner at my house.
1296
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,814
That sounds good.
1297
01:01:01,024 --> 01:01:03,125
Whoo, closing time.
1298
01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:05,594
Here we go.
1299
01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:06,762
Hello?
1300
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,397
- Hmm?
- Anybody there?
1301
01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:10,832
You've been in a daze all night
1302
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:13,435
with that, like, gooey
look on your face.
1303
01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:15,871
You okay?
1304
01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:20,175
Who is he, and does
he have a friend
1305
01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:21,977
that looks like Ben Affleck?
1306
01:01:23,546 --> 01:01:27,949
No, I'm just thinking
about Harold.
1307
01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:31,653
You know, he's just not who
I thought he was at all.
1308
01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:34,322
I mean, he's this
amazing photographer.
1309
01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:39,594
And he's smart and
romantic and...
1310
01:01:39,595 --> 01:01:41,463
And it's funny, like,
all this time,
1311
01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:43,765
I just thought he was a nobody.
1312
01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:47,035
That makes me a horrible
person, doesn't it?
1313
01:01:47,036 --> 01:01:49,371
Nope, Annie, it
makes you someone
1314
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:52,474
who obviously has the
hots for this guy.
1315
01:01:52,475 --> 01:01:55,744
Kim, he's dating someone.
1316
01:01:55,745 --> 01:02:00,916
And she's beautiful and
successful, and I'm...
1317
01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:04,286
You're beautiful,
and you love him.
1318
01:02:04,287 --> 01:02:05,554
Just admit it.
1319
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:08,156
I cannot like him. He's taken.
1320
01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:09,925
And that was not my point.
1321
01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:11,259
What was your point?
1322
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,762
I don't know, I just...
1323
01:02:13,763 --> 01:02:16,565
I didn't realize what
a great guy he is.
1324
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:21,636
All right, whatever you say.
1325
01:02:21,637 --> 01:02:23,472
I'm out of here.
1326
01:02:29,645 --> 01:02:31,880
Whatever you're cooking
smells incredible.
1327
01:02:31,881 --> 01:02:34,149
We're gonna be ready to
eat in about ten minutes.
1328
01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:37,152
My special Risotto.
1329
01:02:37,153 --> 01:02:38,487
Harold, you don't happen to know
1330
01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,855
any event planners, do you?
1331
01:02:39,856 --> 01:02:41,496
A good friend of mine
is putting together
1332
01:02:41,497 --> 01:02:42,657
a big fundraiser in the city.
1333
01:02:42,681 --> 01:02:43,792
Are you serious?
1334
01:02:43,793 --> 01:02:46,394
- She said they're desperate.
- I know someone great.
1335
01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:48,163
She and I went to
high school together.
1336
01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:49,364
Can you get me her number?
1337
01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:51,633
Yeah, of course, no problem.
1338
01:02:51,634 --> 01:02:52,801
Thank you.
1339
01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:54,903
So where are we going tonight?
1340
01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,305
Uh, what do you mean?
1341
01:02:57,306 --> 01:03:00,308
You mentioned dancing.
1342
01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:02,029
Oh, right, yeah, no, I
thought we'd pick out
1343
01:03:02,030 --> 01:03:04,031
some records from my
collection and dance here.
1344
01:03:04,032 --> 01:03:05,180
I got lots of Sinatra.
1345
01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:07,282
You like Sinatra?
1346
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,050
I guess I misunderstood.
1347
01:03:09,051 --> 01:03:11,486
I thought you meant we'd be
going out for the dancing part.
1348
01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:14,756
No, I just kind of planned
a quiet evening in.
1349
01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:17,760
What do you think?
1350
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:21,263
Anything I can do to
change your mind?
1351
01:03:21,264 --> 01:03:24,199
I'm not really into
the old stuff.
1352
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,670
It reminds me of what
my parents listened to.
1353
01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:31,540
Sure, yeah, okay.
1354
01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:33,608
Great.
1355
01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:35,329
There's a new bar that
just opened downtown
1356
01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:37,279
I've been dying to check it out.
1357
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,114
I heard they have a great band.
1358
01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:41,984
I'll see what time
the show starts.
1359
01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:52,027
Megan, here is a hot chocolate
with whipped cream.
1360
01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:54,095
Thank you.
1361
01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:56,231
And a coffee for
you, young lady.
1362
01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:57,399
Harold.
1363
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,600
You're not gonna believe this.
1364
01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:00,468
- I... I got the job.
- Whoa.
1365
01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:03,738
I am officially employed
as a party planner.
1366
01:04:03,739 --> 01:04:05,974
And it's in the city.
1367
01:04:05,975 --> 01:04:08,410
You're welcome.
1368
01:04:08,411 --> 01:04:10,579
Thank you for this too.
1369
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:14,749
So, um, how did your date go?
1370
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:17,319
Did slow dancing sweep
her off her feet?
1371
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,554
Not exactly.
1372
01:04:19,555 --> 01:04:22,791
She, uh, really wasn't up
for a quiet evening in.
1373
01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,926
She always wants to go out
1374
01:04:24,927 --> 01:04:27,162
and do something...
1375
01:04:27,163 --> 01:04:29,231
Something fast and furious.
1376
01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:32,100
Ah, well, believe it or not,
1377
01:04:32,101 --> 01:04:34,135
this is actually a good thing.
1378
01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:36,905
You're starting to see
each other's differences.
1379
01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:39,341
Which brings us to
our next topic.
1380
01:04:39,342 --> 01:04:41,610
The subject of give and take.
1381
01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:44,946
Compromise is essential to
making any relationship work.
1382
01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:48,350
So what do you suggest I do?
1383
01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:49,951
Well, since you gave
on the dancing bit,
1384
01:04:49,975 --> 01:04:51,553
I say switch it around.
1385
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:53,888
Invite her to do something
you really want to do.
1386
01:04:53,889 --> 01:04:55,824
- You think?
- Yeah.
1387
01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:59,461
If you want to be someone,
you find ways to compromise.
1388
01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:03,798
And who wouldn't want to
spend time with you, Harold?
1389
01:05:03,799 --> 01:05:05,200
I think that's the nicest thing
1390
01:05:05,201 --> 01:05:08,803
anybody's ever said to me.
1391
01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:10,005
Hold still for a second.
1392
01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:12,073
No.
1393
01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:13,808
No, stop.
1394
01:05:13,809 --> 01:05:17,379
No way, I never pass
up a beautiful photo.
1395
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,513
Okay, that's enough.
1396
01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:19,681
That's good, that's good.
1397
01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:21,082
You know what, I'm taking photos
1398
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,151
out by the lake tomorrow,
you want to come along?
1399
01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:24,519
Why?
1400
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:29,791
No reason, I just...
I like your company.
1401
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,293
Okay.
1402
01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:33,662
I'll pick you up at 5:00 then.
1403
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:35,431
Wait, in the morning?
1404
01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:40,835
Whew.
1405
01:05:40,836 --> 01:05:43,038
Do you always get up this
early to take pictures?
1406
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,506
Well, I have to.
1407
01:05:44,507 --> 01:05:46,808
The light is perfect
this time of day.
1408
01:05:46,809 --> 01:05:48,510
It's magic hour, you know?
1409
01:05:48,511 --> 01:05:50,312
Magic hour?
1410
01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:55,550
Yeah, um, well, it's
soft, you know?
1411
01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:58,920
Everything has this
nice, beautiful...
1412
01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:01,456
Like, a golden look about it.
1413
01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:03,758
It only happens at
sunrise and sunset.
1414
01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:04,993
Mm.
1415
01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:06,161
You want to take a look?
1416
01:06:06,162 --> 01:06:08,530
- Go ahead.
- Yeah.
1417
01:06:08,531 --> 01:06:10,332
Oh, wow.
1418
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,501
That's pretty.
1419
01:06:14,537 --> 01:06:18,807
I feel free out here, you know?
1420
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,975
- Does that sound weird?
- No, not at all.
1421
01:06:20,976 --> 01:06:23,378
I love being out here this
time of day, it's like...
1422
01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:27,182
Well, it's like the whole
world is just waking up.
1423
01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:29,884
Yeah.
1424
01:06:29,885 --> 01:06:33,421
So this event I'm planning...
1425
01:06:33,422 --> 01:06:36,691
It's a fundraiser to
preserve our parks.
1426
01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:37,792
Well, that's a great cause.
1427
01:06:37,793 --> 01:06:39,227
It is, yeah.
1428
01:06:39,228 --> 01:06:41,563
And what I'm thinking
is we could feature
1429
01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:43,465
your gorgeous landscapes.
1430
01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:46,368
No, come on, think about it.
1431
01:06:46,369 --> 01:06:49,104
You know, photos everywhere
of what we're trying to save?
1432
01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:53,641
And you'd get some free
advertising out of it.
1433
01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:55,610
You interested?
1434
01:06:55,611 --> 01:06:56,778
- Are you kidding?
- No.
1435
01:06:56,779 --> 01:06:59,013
Yeah, of course I'm in.
How great.
1436
01:06:59,014 --> 01:07:01,684
All right.
1437
01:07:06,355 --> 01:07:07,655
I love this.
1438
01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:10,558
We definitely have
to use this one.
1439
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:12,193
Oh, are you sure
it's good enough?
1440
01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:13,561
Absolutely.
1441
01:07:13,562 --> 01:07:15,163
It's beautiful.
1442
01:07:15,164 --> 01:07:17,232
Don't question my good taste.
1443
01:07:17,233 --> 01:07:19,868
Sorry, my mistake.
1444
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:22,337
You can really see that
look of magic hour
1445
01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:26,374
you were talking about.
1446
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,744
Somebody was paying attention.
1447
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,747
It's like, um...
1448
01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:35,984
A picture out of a fairy
tale or something,
1449
01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:39,455
where it's all soft and glowing.
1450
01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:42,857
- Come here.
- What?
1451
01:07:42,858 --> 01:07:44,659
- Come here.
- Why?
1452
01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:49,664
You mean...?
1453
01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:50,799
- No.
- Please?
1454
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,000
No, no.
1455
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:53,521
Julie doesn't like
this kind of music.
1456
01:07:53,545 --> 01:07:56,471
I don't have anybody
to dance with.
1457
01:07:56,472 --> 01:07:59,774
And Matt Schneider isn't around
to steal you away from me.
1458
01:07:59,775 --> 01:08:01,415
I can't believe you're
guilt-tripping me.
1459
01:08:01,439 --> 01:08:02,877
Mm-hmm.
1460
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,718
You're never gonna let
me forget that, are you?
1461
01:08:04,742 --> 01:08:06,014
Probably not.
1462
01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:08,917
Come on, dance with me.
1463
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,820
♪ What went wrong ♪
1464
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:14,556
Well, I guess I do owe you one.
1465
01:08:14,557 --> 01:08:15,890
♪ ♪
1466
01:08:15,891 --> 01:08:20,629
♪ We lost each other
in every way ♪
1467
01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:28,570
♪ Sometimes we're blinded,
don't you know? ♪
1468
01:08:28,571 --> 01:08:32,474
So after that dance
we went to...
1469
01:08:32,475 --> 01:08:34,108
Mm-hmm.
1470
01:08:34,109 --> 01:08:37,445
You dropped me off and
walked me to the door
1471
01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:40,682
and kissed me good night.
1472
01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,517
No.
1473
01:08:42,518 --> 01:08:44,619
- No?
- No.
1474
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:49,090
Um, you sat in the front
seat with my mother.
1475
01:08:49,091 --> 01:08:52,393
When we dropped you off,
you waved good-bye.
1476
01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:55,597
And that was it.
1477
01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:59,100
I think that was the last
time we spoke in high school.
1478
01:08:59,101 --> 01:09:03,905
♪ Suspecting all along ♪
1479
01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:07,008
♪ That something was so wrong ♪
1480
01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:11,746
Are you sure you didn't
walk me to the door?
1481
01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:15,183
Yes.
1482
01:09:15,184 --> 01:09:17,485
♪ But the memories ♪
1483
01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:20,723
♪ They won't let me ♪
1484
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:27,162
♪ I've got a bad case,
don't you know? ♪
1485
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:33,501
So you and Denise should have
a good refund this year.
1486
01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:36,671
Just increase the deductions
on your paychecks.
1487
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,139
You got it.
1488
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:41,242
Hey, how are things
going with Julie?
1489
01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:42,877
Oh, they're going great.
1490
01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,345
Good.
1491
01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:46,247
Hey, what are you working on?
1492
01:09:46,248 --> 01:09:47,815
A new landscape?
1493
01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:50,419
No, it's just a
work in progress...
1494
01:09:53,589 --> 01:09:55,189
Ah, pictures of people.
1495
01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:58,059
The man is breaking new ground.
1496
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:01,930
This isn't Julie.
1497
01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:05,600
Does somebody have a
crush on his coach?
1498
01:10:05,601 --> 01:10:07,769
- I don't.
- Mm-hmm.
1499
01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:09,771
You should go work on
your taxes, don't you...
1500
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,213
And to celebrate...
1501
01:10:19,214 --> 01:10:21,115
- Whoa.
- Ta-da!
1502
01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:23,217
Uh, what is that?
1503
01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:25,119
Uh, I don't know, it
was all we had left
1504
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,222
when I closed up last night.
1505
01:10:28,223 --> 01:10:29,557
Banana cream, I think.
1506
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,159
Not bad.
1507
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,794
And what's the candle for?
1508
01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:34,162
Well, I wanted to
add some flair.
1509
01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:36,598
I know it's a birthday
candle, but who cares?
1510
01:10:36,599 --> 01:10:39,167
We're celebrating
your graduation.
1511
01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:41,103
Go, blow it out.
1512
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,727
There's still one more
lesson though, right?
1513
01:10:46,751 --> 01:10:49,287
True, but first a toast.
1514
01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:55,383
It's official,
you're a heartthrob.
1515
01:10:57,686 --> 01:11:01,623
And one of the
nicest guys I know.
1516
01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:04,525
I hope Julie knows how
lucky she is to have you.
1517
01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:09,063
But most of all, here's
to your happiness
1518
01:11:09,064 --> 01:11:12,133
because you deserve it.
1519
01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:13,701
Do I get to say a few words?
1520
01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:16,037
By all means.
1521
01:11:16,038 --> 01:11:18,172
A toast, back to you.
1522
01:11:18,173 --> 01:11:20,842
I learned from the best.
1523
01:11:20,843 --> 01:11:22,310
And I also got to
spend a lot time
1524
01:11:22,311 --> 01:11:25,747
with the prettiest
girl in high school,
1525
01:11:25,748 --> 01:11:28,650
who I always had a crush on.
1526
01:11:28,651 --> 01:11:30,551
You did?
1527
01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:34,422
I did.
1528
01:11:34,423 --> 01:11:37,558
Huh.
1529
01:11:37,559 --> 01:11:41,896
Okay, final lesson.
1530
01:11:41,897 --> 01:11:45,667
And this is probably the
most important thing
1531
01:11:45,668 --> 01:11:47,201
I will ever teach you.
1532
01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:49,370
I call it my golden rule.
1533
01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:51,205
Okay.
1534
01:11:51,206 --> 01:11:52,540
There's not a lot to it.
1535
01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:55,276
It's just something you
should always remember.
1536
01:11:55,277 --> 01:12:00,615
When in doubt, trust your gut.
1537
01:12:00,616 --> 01:12:02,517
Follow your heart.
1538
01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:07,589
And always, always be honest...
1539
01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:13,495
With yourself and with
the person you're with.
1540
01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:30,946
Oh, uh... Aah!
1541
01:12:33,348 --> 01:12:35,583
It's so wet and muddy.
1542
01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:38,986
Are we there yet?
1543
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:47,562
Here it is.
1544
01:12:47,563 --> 01:12:49,497
This is it?
1545
01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:51,566
There's not, like, a
beach or something?
1546
01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,470
No, I told you it was a
little more rustic than that.
1547
01:12:56,438 --> 01:12:58,873
Oh, great, my shoes are ruined.
1548
01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:01,242
I just bought them.
1549
01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:05,113
Are you almost finished?
1550
01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:07,248
Have you taken everything
you need to take?
1551
01:13:07,249 --> 01:13:09,450
The light isn't
really what I want.
1552
01:13:09,451 --> 01:13:12,086
This was supposed to be
an early morning trip.
1553
01:13:12,087 --> 01:13:14,388
Well, the party ran
late last night.
1554
01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:16,069
I didn't get to bed
till 2:00 this morning.
1555
01:13:16,093 --> 01:13:18,528
I overslept.
1556
01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:21,129
What's wrong?
1557
01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:23,531
Nothing, just not gonna
get anything I can use.
1558
01:13:23,532 --> 01:13:27,769
Great, does that mean
we can leave now?
1559
01:13:27,770 --> 01:13:29,337
Yeah.
1560
01:13:29,338 --> 01:13:31,373
Okay.
1561
01:13:51,593 --> 01:13:54,028
You just have the best
laugh in the world.
1562
01:13:54,029 --> 01:13:56,364
Aww.
1563
01:13:56,365 --> 01:13:57,532
- I gotta get going.
- Yeah.
1564
01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:59,467
Thank you so much
for stopping in.
1565
01:13:59,468 --> 01:14:00,668
It was great to see you, Matt.
1566
01:14:00,692 --> 01:14:01,769
Yeah, I'll see you soon.
1567
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:03,738
- Bye.
- You're the best, Annie.
1568
01:14:03,739 --> 01:14:06,107
She is the best.
1569
01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,775
Nice to meet you, handsome Matt.
1570
01:14:07,776 --> 01:14:11,013
Take care.
1571
01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:21,689
- Kim.
- Oh, yeah.
1572
01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:23,124
Is that guy's name Matt?
1573
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,126
Yeah, yeah, that's Matt.
1574
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,461
Did you get his last name?
1575
01:14:27,462 --> 01:14:29,330
I forget his last name.
1576
01:14:29,331 --> 01:14:31,766
He's a high-school
friend of Annie's.
1577
01:14:31,767 --> 01:14:33,000
Is it Matt Schneider?
1578
01:14:33,001 --> 01:14:36,637
Yes, Matt Schneider.
1579
01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:39,273
You okay?
1580
01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:40,441
Hey, Harold.
1581
01:14:40,442 --> 01:14:43,311
Hi, I didn't know you were here.
1582
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:44,846
Why didn't you say hi?
1583
01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:48,816
Uh, you were busy. I
didn't want to interrupt.
1584
01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:51,519
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, you okay?
1585
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,489
Yeah.
1586
01:14:56,525 --> 01:14:59,994
Um, I found an
apartment in the city.
1587
01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:02,163
I'm gonna be moving there.
1588
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:03,264
When?
1589
01:15:03,265 --> 01:15:05,299
Pretty much right away.
1590
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:09,370
Mm. Well...
1591
01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:14,041
Great it's all coming
together for you.
1592
01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:17,778
Seems like all your dreams
are coming true, huh?
1593
01:15:17,779 --> 01:15:20,348
Yeah.
1594
01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:25,019
I owe you big-time, Harold.
1595
01:15:27,289 --> 01:15:30,458
It's Julie.
1596
01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:34,061
Oh, take it, yeah.
1597
01:15:34,062 --> 01:15:37,431
Hello.
1598
01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:39,634
Okay.
1599
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:41,335
I'll see you then.
1600
01:15:41,336 --> 01:15:44,273
- Sorry.
- It's fine.
1601
01:15:47,643 --> 01:15:52,179
Um, I just wanted to...
1602
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:54,415
What?
1603
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:59,353
I just was gonna
say, um, thank you
1604
01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:02,224
for helping me get that job.
1605
01:16:04,426 --> 01:16:07,329
You deserve it.
1606
01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:26,814
How was your last shift?
1607
01:16:26,815 --> 01:16:28,482
Great.
1608
01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:31,052
Sounds like it.
1609
01:16:31,053 --> 01:16:33,921
I'm moving out tomorrow.
1610
01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:36,157
I thought you were
leaving on Saturday.
1611
01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:39,160
No, my apartment's
ready in the city,
1612
01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:43,030
and there's no reason
for me to stay.
1613
01:16:43,031 --> 01:16:45,766
The sooner, the better, right?
1614
01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:48,536
You could stay if you want.
1615
01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:50,705
What?
1616
01:16:50,706 --> 01:16:52,146
I thought you wanted
me to move out.
1617
01:16:52,170 --> 01:16:54,075
Wasn't that the whole point?
1618
01:16:54,076 --> 01:16:57,545
No, I...
1619
01:16:57,546 --> 01:17:00,614
It's... it's really hard to
stand out in this family
1620
01:17:00,615 --> 01:17:02,783
when the kid sister is you.
1621
01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,418
What?
1622
01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:06,887
I guess I've always
resented that.
1623
01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:10,791
Uh, have you been drinking?
1624
01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:15,196
Because if not, maybe now's
not a bad time to start.
1625
01:17:15,197 --> 01:17:18,532
I'm serious. You
were the baby...
1626
01:17:18,533 --> 01:17:20,693
The pretty one that got to
go out and have a good time.
1627
01:17:20,694 --> 01:17:22,228
But I had to make
a good example,
1628
01:17:22,229 --> 01:17:24,271
so I just did what I was told.
1629
01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:27,174
Okay, first of all, you're nuts.
1630
01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:29,410
Second of all, I was
the one who couldn't
1631
01:17:29,411 --> 01:17:31,412
measure up to you.
1632
01:17:31,413 --> 01:17:32,646
Do you know how
many times I heard,
1633
01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:34,115
"why can't you be
more like Claire?"
1634
01:17:34,116 --> 01:17:35,349
When we were growing up?
1635
01:17:35,350 --> 01:17:37,918
- No, you did not.
- I did so.
1636
01:17:37,919 --> 01:17:40,688
Mom and dad worshipped
you, and you know it.
1637
01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,524
- I don't think so.
- Well, I know so.
1638
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:44,792
And I'm right.
1639
01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:47,596
You're wrong, forever
and infinity, so there.
1640
01:17:49,765 --> 01:17:54,068
I am so proud of you.
You are so brave.
1641
01:17:54,069 --> 01:17:57,405
Going out there and
living your dreams.
1642
01:17:57,406 --> 01:18:00,609
Doing all the things I never
had the courage to do.
1643
01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:07,248
And I think you are a
huge success in life.
1644
01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:10,718
Having a home, a family,
1645
01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:14,055
all the things that
really matter.
1646
01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:17,091
So we both want
what the other has.
1647
01:18:17,092 --> 01:18:20,027
We're quite the pair.
1648
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:23,664
I guess so.
1649
01:18:23,665 --> 01:18:27,568
I'm really sorry for making
things hard for you.
1650
01:18:27,569 --> 01:18:30,271
I'm sorry too.
1651
01:18:30,272 --> 01:18:33,574
I really look up to you.
I always have.
1652
01:18:33,575 --> 01:18:36,044
I want you to know that.
1653
01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:41,916
Will you teach me how not
to be a loser in life?
1654
01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:44,085
Baby, you are not a loser.
1655
01:18:44,086 --> 01:18:47,521
You're brilliant at
everything you do.
1656
01:18:47,522 --> 01:18:51,892
And I want you know, I have
always thought that about you.
1657
01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:53,060
Really?
1658
01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:55,831
Yes, really.
1659
01:19:01,369 --> 01:19:03,404
What's wrong?
1660
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:07,842
Nothing, nothing.
1661
01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:10,812
Just the man of my
dreams is already taken.
1662
01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:27,661
- Hi.
- Hi.
1663
01:19:27,662 --> 01:19:29,864
Thanks for coming.
1664
01:19:29,865 --> 01:19:31,799
Do you want to get something?
1665
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:35,069
No, no, I'm fine.
1666
01:19:35,070 --> 01:19:37,371
Julie, there's something
I wanted to t...
1667
01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:40,107
Before you do, there's
something I need to say first.
1668
01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:41,375
- This can't wait, I...
- No.
1669
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:44,078
Really, please.
1670
01:19:44,079 --> 01:19:48,048
I've been thinking about
a lot of things...
1671
01:19:48,049 --> 01:19:49,950
About us.
1672
01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:54,755
And I just think that we're
two very different people,
1673
01:19:54,756 --> 01:19:58,792
which is why I think we should
stop seeing each other.
1674
01:19:58,793 --> 01:20:01,595
Are you saying you don't
want to see my anymore?
1675
01:20:01,596 --> 01:20:04,031
I hope you understand.
1676
01:20:04,032 --> 01:20:06,300
I think it's for the best.
1677
01:20:06,301 --> 01:20:08,135
No, that's great.
1678
01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:10,070
I mean, it's not
great, I'm just...
1679
01:20:10,071 --> 01:20:14,675
I'm glad that we're
on the same page.
1680
01:20:14,676 --> 01:20:18,245
I guess so.
1681
01:20:18,246 --> 01:20:22,650
Look, Julie, I want to thank
you for being honest.
1682
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:25,587
Because I really think
that's the best way.
1683
01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,757
Yeah.
1684
01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:33,561
You take care.
1685
01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:35,997
Good-bye, Harold.
1686
01:20:45,774 --> 01:20:48,042
Take that picture, and put
it in the corner over there.
1687
01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:51,212
Thank you.
1688
01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:52,313
Are you the Annie Hayes
1689
01:20:52,314 --> 01:20:54,548
responsible for putting
all this together?
1690
01:20:54,549 --> 01:20:56,717
Um, that depends,
do you like it?
1691
01:20:56,718 --> 01:20:58,118
I love it.
1692
01:20:58,119 --> 01:21:01,322
- Then I'm Annie Hayes.
- And I'm Malcolm Winters.
1693
01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:02,423
Hi.
1694
01:21:02,424 --> 01:21:04,992
This is amazing.
1695
01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:07,194
My hobby is photography.
1696
01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:09,597
But whoever did these
is a true artist.
1697
01:21:09,598 --> 01:21:11,332
His name's Harold White.
1698
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:15,169
Listen, my company's having
its Diamond Jubilee.
1699
01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:18,072
I'd like to talk to you
about it, here's my card.
1700
01:21:18,073 --> 01:21:20,674
Give my office a call next
week and set something up.
1701
01:21:20,675 --> 01:21:23,711
I will, thank you.
1702
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,379
That's great.
1703
01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:26,747
You're staying for the party?
1704
01:21:26,748 --> 01:21:28,048
Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
1705
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,484
And I can introduce you to
my photographer friend.
1706
01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:32,853
I love his work. See you later.
1707
01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:35,390
Okay.
1708
01:21:36,858 --> 01:21:38,025
Great job.
1709
01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:40,428
Thank you.
1710
01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:52,072
Harold, why aren't
you in the city?
1711
01:21:52,073 --> 01:21:54,375
Doesn't the party start at 7:00?
1712
01:21:54,376 --> 01:21:55,976
I just wanted to leave
this for Annie.
1713
01:21:55,977 --> 01:21:57,777
For you to give her the
next time you see her.
1714
01:21:57,801 --> 01:22:00,537
Can I see?
1715
01:22:03,785 --> 01:22:05,953
Mommy, look, it's me and Annie.
1716
01:22:05,954 --> 01:22:08,055
I also, um, wrote a letter
1717
01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:10,958
explaining to Annie why I
wouldn't be there tonight.
1718
01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:14,028
I don't understand why you're
not going to the party.
1719
01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:16,764
You got Annie the job, your
photos are on display.
1720
01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,165
Well, there's only so many times
1721
01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:21,935
I can let myself be
rejected by Annie.
1722
01:22:21,936 --> 01:22:23,972
What are you talking about?
1723
01:22:25,974 --> 01:22:29,943
I had a bad experience a
bunch of a years ago.
1724
01:22:29,944 --> 01:22:31,879
Annie and Matt Schneider
were a big part of it,
1725
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:34,014
and I don't want to go
through that again.
1726
01:22:34,015 --> 01:22:37,184
I'm sorry, I'm...
I'm confused here.
1727
01:22:37,185 --> 01:22:40,155
Me too.
1728
01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:45,025
Matt Schneider
really likes Annie.
1729
01:22:45,026 --> 01:22:48,562
She seems to like him too.
1730
01:22:48,563 --> 01:22:51,365
You really don't get it.
1731
01:22:51,366 --> 01:22:54,568
Annie likes you.
1732
01:22:54,569 --> 01:22:57,805
Annie told mommy that you
were the man of her dreams.
1733
01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,441
She did? She said that?
1734
01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:01,542
Those were her exact words,
1735
01:23:01,543 --> 01:23:05,045
except she thought
you were taken.
1736
01:23:05,046 --> 01:23:07,515
You can still make it.
1737
01:23:13,888 --> 01:23:16,457
Before I turn the evening
over to dancing,
1738
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,826
I'd like to thank our donors.
1739
01:23:23,231 --> 01:23:25,432
For all of you who have been
admiring the impressive
1740
01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:27,534
images around the room,
I'd like to introduce
1741
01:23:27,535 --> 01:23:29,470
the photographer.
1742
01:23:29,471 --> 01:23:31,673
Is Harold White in the room?
1743
01:23:36,111 --> 01:23:39,481
Mr. White?
1744
01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:47,721
Hi, I'm Harold.
1745
01:23:47,722 --> 01:23:50,524
Mr. White has offered to
donate all the proceeds
1746
01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:52,526
from the sale of his photographs
1747
01:23:52,527 --> 01:23:55,195
to help us save our parklands.
1748
01:23:57,365 --> 01:24:01,001
Thank you, sir.
1749
01:24:01,002 --> 01:24:02,669
Thank you, everyone.
1750
01:24:02,670 --> 01:24:06,273
Uh, I need to thank
someone special.
1751
01:24:06,274 --> 01:24:10,644
She's the person who put
this whole party together.
1752
01:24:10,645 --> 01:24:13,247
She's a woman of many talents.
1753
01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:17,317
And, uh, I'm living
proof of that.
1754
01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:19,019
Her name is Annie Hayes.
1755
01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:27,227
Annie and I knew each other
a little in high school,
1756
01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:29,930
but recently, I've
had the chance
1757
01:24:29,931 --> 01:24:33,801
to get to know her much better.
1758
01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:36,403
She's taught me a
lot about who I am,
1759
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:38,873
who I want to be.
1760
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:44,344
I don't know how I'm ever
1761
01:24:44,345 --> 01:24:47,048
gonna thank her for everything.
1762
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:54,488
Annie, I like my life so
much more with you in it.
1763
01:24:54,489 --> 01:24:57,392
I'd like to keep it that way.
1764
01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:04,498
Oh, and, uh, I agree with you.
1765
01:25:04,499 --> 01:25:06,300
I think this would make
an excellent choice
1766
01:25:06,301 --> 01:25:09,938
for the song.
1767
01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:27,354
♪ I wanna be loved ♪
1768
01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:31,124
♪ With inspiration ♪
1769
01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:34,728
♪ I wanna be loved ♪
1770
01:25:34,729 --> 01:25:36,964
What do you think?
1771
01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:39,032
Can this be our song?
1772
01:25:39,033 --> 01:25:42,970
I think you've got
great taste in music.
1773
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:48,943
♪ Hold me tight ♪
1774
01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:55,916
♪ I wanna be kissed ♪
1775
01:25:55,917 --> 01:25:59,553
♪ Until I tingle ♪
1776
01:25:59,554 --> 01:26:05,560
♪ I wanna be loved ♪
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