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MONICA:
Come in.
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I've been waiting for you.
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RACHEL:
Hi, I just...
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Ah! Oh, my God! Monica!
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Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry! I was...
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I was taking a nap.
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Since when do you
take naps in that position?
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Tell me you were waiting for a guy.
Please tell me.
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Yes, I was. A guy.
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From work.
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I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!
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[GASPS]
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That cute waiter guy from your restaurant.
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The one that looks like
a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
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Aha. That one!
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Give me a second. I'll be out of your hair.
I'm just going to grab a jacket.
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When I get back,
I want every little detail.
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[KNOCKING]
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Maybe that's him.
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Okay, um... Okay, um...
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It's just Joey and Ross.
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Why aren't you at the movie?
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We were, but Ross was talking
so loud on his phone, they threw us out.
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I had to talk loud
because the movie was loud!
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- He's talking to London.
- Did he get in touch with Emily?
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No. He's calling everyone
on her side of the family...
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...hoping someone
will help him get in touch with her.
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I don't care if I said some
other girl's name, you prissy old twit!
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Ross.
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Way to suck up to the family!
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm so glad you're all here. My office
finally got wrinkle-free fax paper!
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- Hey
- Oh, no, no! Vomit tux! No, no! Vomit tux!
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Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.
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Vomit tux?
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Who vomited on...
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You know what? What you up to, Joe?
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They're doing
this telethon thing on TV.
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And my agent got me a job as co-host!
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That's great!
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A little good deed for PBS,
plus some TV exposure.
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That's the kind of math
Joey likes to do.
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Oh, PBS!
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- What's wrong with PBS?
- What's right with them?
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Why don't you like PBS?
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Right after my Mom killed herself,
I was in this bad place, you know, personally.
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So I just thought it would make me
feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street.
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Because they were so nice
when I was a little kid.
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No one ever wrote back.
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A lot of those Muppets
don't have thumbs.
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All I got was a lousy keychain, and
by that time, I was living in a box.
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I didn't have keys!
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I'm sorry, Pheebs.
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I just wanted to do a good deed,
like you did with the babies.
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This isn't a good deed. You just want
to get on TV. This is totally selfish.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What about you having
those babies for your brother?
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Talk about selfish!
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What are you talking about?
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It was a nice thing,
but it made you feel good, right?
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Yeah, so?
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It made you feel good
so that makes it selfish.
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Look, there's no
unselfish good deeds. Sorry.
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Yes, there are totally
good deeds that are selfless!
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May I ask for one example?
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Yeah, it's... You know, there's...
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No, you may not!
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That's because all people are selfish.
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Are you calling me selfish?
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Are you calling you people?
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Sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs,
but selfless good deeds don't exist.
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Okay?
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And you know the deal on Santa Claus,
right?
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I'm gonna find a selfless good deed.
I'm going to beat you, you evil genius!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Hello?
- Hello, Ross?
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Emily?
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Oh, my God! It's Emily!
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It's Emily, everyone! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Hi.
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I'm only ringing to say
stop harassing my relatives. Goodbye.
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Wait! Okay, okay, you can hang up,
but I'll keep calling everyone in England...
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...if that's what it takes
to get you to talk to me.
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Really? About what?
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Look, you're my wife. We're married.
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You know, I love you.
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I really miss you.
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I miss you too.
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Well, at least I think I do.
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[WHISPERS]
She's talking.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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When you said "the deal with Santa Claus,"
you meant?
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That he doesn't exist.
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Right.
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Chandler, have you heard
about Monica's secret boyfriend?
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Yeah, she might have mentioned him.
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So, Mon, when are we going
to meet this new, secret waiter man?
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He's really shy. I don't think
he's up to meeting everyone yet.
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Yeah, I don't think he's up
to meeting everyone yet.
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I don't care, I wanna meet this guy
who's the best sex she ever had.
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Really?
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That's what you heard? You said that?
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I might have said that.
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[LAUGHING]
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Why is that funny?
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Because I'm very happy for him.
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And you! You lucky dog!
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- Hi.
MONICA: Hey.
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Well, Emily's willing to work
on the relationship.
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- That's great!
- Yes!
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In London.
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- What?
- She wants me to move to London.
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But you live here.
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You know that.
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What are you gonna do?
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I bet if I talked to Carol and Susan...
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...I could convince them
to move to London with Ben.
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I'm sure your ex-wife would be more
than happy to move to another country...
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...so you can patch things up
with your new wife.
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It could happen.
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How you doing? Welcome.
Good to see you.
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This'll be your phone.
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That's great.
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But I'm not really
expecting a lot of calls.
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No, you answer it and take pledges.
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But I'm the host.
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No, Gary Collins is the host.
You'll be answering the phone.
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You don't seem to understand.
See, I was Dr. Drake Ramoray.
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Well, here's your phone, doctor.
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I can't believe I can't find
a selfless good deed.
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You know that really old guy
that lives next door to me?
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I snuck over there and raked up
all the leaves on his front stoop.
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But he caught me, and he
force-fed me cider and cookies.
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Then I felt wonderful.
That old jackass!
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Maybe Joey's right.
Maybe all good deeds are selfish.
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I will find a selfless good deed.
Because I just gave birth to three children...
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...and I will not let them be raised
in a world where Joey's right!
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Hey, Monica?
Can I ask you a cooking question?
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- Sure.
- If you're cooking on the stove...
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...does that mean that your new secret
boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
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RACHEL:
Chandler.
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Is he?
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I think I'm going to respect the privacy
of my new, secret boyfriend.
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Why?
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If this guy was me...
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...and it's me who'd learned that it was
me who was the best you'd ever had...
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...I'd be going like this:
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All right, Emily.
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As much as I love you...
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...I'm sorry, I can't
move to London without Ben.
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I understand that would be difficult.
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Would you consider moving here?
You were moving here anyway.
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Why can't you just do that?
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I don't know. It's just...
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Okay, okay, but I know that even though
I've been a complete idiot up till now...
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...you have to come here.
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You have to, so we can
work this out together.
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All right.
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All right? Did you just say "all right"?
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I did. Now I'm the idiot.
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Emily, that is so great!
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It'll be great!
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We're going to be
like two idiots in love!
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[LAUGHS]
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Ross, there's one thing that
really scares me still.
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- Yes, tell me.
- You have to understand...
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...how humiliating it was
for me up on that altar...
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...in front of my entire family,
all my friends.
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I know. I am so sorry.
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And then, after deciding
to forgive you...
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...seeing you at the airport,
catching our plane with her.
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Again, very sorry.
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I mean, I can't be
in the same room as her.
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It drives me mad thinking of you
being in the same room as her.
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Emily, there is nothing
between Rachel and me.
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Okay?
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I love you.
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All right.
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I'll come to New York
and we'll try to make this work.
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That is so great!
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As long as you
don't see Rachel anymore.
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I asked Emily
if she would come to New York.
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And she said yes.
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MONICA: Great!
- No, no, no.
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Only if I promise
never to see Rachel again.
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MONICA:
What? You can't...
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What did you tell her?
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I told her I'd have to think about it.
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I mean, how the hell am I supposed to
make this kind of a decision?
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I'm actually asking you!
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Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore.
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She's one of your best friends.
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But he can't not see Emily,
I mean that's his wife!
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- That's true!
- Yeah, right?
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But you've known Rachel since high school
and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
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- That's true!
MONICA: No, you cannot.
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Thanks for the help. Problem solved!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Hello?
- Hey, Mon.
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Oh, hey, Joey. We've been watching all day.
When are you gonna be on TV?
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There was kind of a mix-up
in my agent's office...
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...but I'm still on TV,
and that's good exposure.
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You're not on TV.
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Oh, okay. How about now?
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Yeah! There he is! There he is!
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JOEY:
Hello, New York!
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EMERIL: Maybe just put the whole duck
right in there. Who cares?
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- Now I got the legs.
- Aw! Aw!
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How many times have I told you guys
to never watch the cooking channel?
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- Hi, Chandler.
- Hey.
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Listen, I need that broiling pan
that Joey borrowed the other day.
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That was yours?
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We used it when the duck
was throwing up caterpillars.
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Williams-Sonoma,
fall catalog, page 27.
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Expect it in 4 to 6 weeks.
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Hey. Joey's gonna be at the telethon
for the rest of the day.
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We have the whole place to ourselves.
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Yeah, so?
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Just thought maybe you'd want to book
some time with "the best you've ever had."
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You know what, champ?
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I think I'll pass.
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- Why?
- Why?
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What's your point?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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PBS Telethon.
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Hey, Joey.
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I just wanted to let you know
that I found a selfless good deed.
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I went down to the park
and I let a bee sting me.
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What good is that going to do anybody?
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It helps the bee look tough
in front of his bee friends.
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The bee is happy,
and I am definitely not.
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You know, the bee probably
died after he stung you.
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Damn it!
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Back on in 30 seconds, people!
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Excuse me,
would you mind switching with me?
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No way. I'm in the shot, man.
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- You've been here all day!
- I'm taking pledges.
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And we're on three, two...
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Welcome back to our fall telethon.
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If you've been enjoying
the performance of Cirque du Soleil...
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All you have to do is call in and pledge...
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...and at that time tell one of our volunteers
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Okay.
246
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,848
That's it. I cannot make this decision.
It is too difficult.
247
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:55,226
So I'm just going leave it entirely
up to the gods of fate.
248
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,355
A Magic 8 Ball?
249
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,233
You can't make this decision
with a toy!
250
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,444
It's not a toy.
251
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,406
I don't know what else to do!
252
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:12,869
I either keep my wife
and lose one of my best friends...
253
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,873
...or I keep my friend and get divorced
for the second time before I'm 30.
254
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,376
So if anyone else has
a better suggestion, let's hear it.
255
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,004
Because I got nothing! Don't be shy.
256
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,590
Any suggestion will do.
257
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,889
Okay, then.
258
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,685
Here we go.
259
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,355
Magic 8 Ball...
260
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,399
...should I never see Rachel again?
261
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,363
"Ask Again Later."
262
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,660
Later is not good enough!
263
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,500
"Ask Again Later."
264
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,709
What the hell?
265
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,171
This is broken! It is broken!
266
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,548
Let me see.
267
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,969
Will Chandler have sex tonight?
268
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,929
"Don't Count On lt."
269
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,644
Seems like it works to me.
270
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,854
[PHONE RINGS]
271
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,940
PBS Telethon.
272
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,149
PHOEBE:
Hi, Joey.
273
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,442
Hey, Pheebs.
274
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,152
I'd like to make a pledge.
275
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,405
I would like to donate $200.
276
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,864
Two hundred dollars?
277
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,867
You sure?
After what Sesame Street did to you?
278
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,579
I'm still mad at them, but I also know
that they bring happiness...
279
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,249
...to lots of kids
whose moms didn't kill themselves.
280
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,834
You know, so...
281
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,880
...by supporting them, I'm doing a good
thing, but I'm not happy about it.
282
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,842
So there! A selfless good deed.
283
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,761
And you don't feel a little good
about donating the money?
284
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,515
No, it sucks.
I was saving up to buy a hamster.
285
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,727
A hamster?
Those things are, like, 10 bucks.
286
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,396
Not the one I had my eye on.
287
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:07,650
It looks like we have surpassed
last year's pledge total.
288
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:08,901
Thank you!
289
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,282
And the pledge that did it
was taken by one of our volunteers.
290
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:20,663
Oh, boy! And may I say,
one of our sharpest dressed volunteers.
291
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,999
Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
292
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,417
PHOEBE:
Oh, look!
293
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,252
Joey's on TV!
294
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,754
Isn't that great?
295
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,507
My pledge got Joey on TV!
That makes me feel so...
296
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,426
Oh, no!
297
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,225
Look...
298
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:45,730
...maybe I got carried away before,
but there's something you gotta know.
299
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:50,443
If I'm the best, it's only
because you made me the best.
300
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,363
Keep talking.
301
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,616
I was nothing before you.
302
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,285
Call the other girls and ask.
303
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,205
Which wouldn't take long.
304
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,167
But when I'm with you,
and we're together...
305
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,837
...oh, my God!
306
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,637
- Really?
- Oh, my God!
307
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,185
Now, I understand if you never
want to sleep with me again.
308
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,437
But that would be wrong.
309
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,981
We're too good.
310
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:32,693
We owe it to sex!
311
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,322
Well, if we owe it!
312
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,992
Oh, my!
313
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,037
When is Joey gonna be home?
314
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,374
I was kind of hoping
we could do this without him.
315
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,087
No, no, no! Leave the gloves on.
316
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,964
But I just cleaned the bathroom.
317
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,675
- Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves?
- Yeah.
318
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,930
All right.
Let's show them how it's done.
319
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,974
Okay. Ow!
320
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,603
- That wasn't part of it.
- I know.
321
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,696
[KNOCKING]
322
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,745
Hi. You ready? We're going to be late.
323
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,082
- For what?
- For Stella, remember?
324
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,169
She's getting her groove back
in 20 minutes.
325
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,756
Yeah, I totally forgot about that.
326
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:39,844
Mind if I take a rain check?
I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
327
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,680
Sure, I guess.
328
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,559
Hey, I hear you don't have to go
to London. Yay.
329
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:52,523
It's not that easy. There's still
a lot of relationship stuff.
330
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,108
Like what?
331
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,776
Just stuff.
332
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:59,947
You know, kind of what Emily wants.
333
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,533
Why don't you talk to me about it?
Maybe I can help.
334
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:07,330
No, no, you can't help.
335
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:12,501
I mean, I kind of have to do this
without your help.
336
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,795
Well, I...
337
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:19,884
I know you can do that too. I'm just saying
if you need somebody to talk to...
338
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,261
Hi.
339
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,181
Thanks.
340
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:32,188
Ross, look, whatever this
relationship stuff is that Emily wants...
341
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,315
...just give it to her.
342
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,026
The bottom line is that you love her.
343
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,403
So just fix whatever she wants fixed.
344
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,530
Just do it.
345
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,990
[PHONE RINGING]
346
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:47,495
You're going to have to try.
You'll just hate yourself if you don't.
347
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,831
[PHONE RINGING]
348
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,292
Come on, answer it!
It's driving me crazy.
349
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,045
Hello?
350
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,339
Hi, sweetie.
351
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,466
Good.
352
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,845
Look. Yes, I've been thinking...
353
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,933
...about that thing
you wanted me to do...
354
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,937
...and I can do it.
355
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,025
So will you come to New York?
356
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,653
[WHISPERS]
What?
357
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,528
- Never done that before.
- Nope.
358
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,701
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