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Friends, family,
we're gathered to celebrate here today...
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...the joyous union of Ross and Emily.
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Now Ross, repeat after me.
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I, Ross.
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ROSS:
I, Ross.
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Take thee, Emily.
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Take thee, Rachel.
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Emily.
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Heh. Emily.
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Uh, shall I go on?
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He said "Rachel," right?
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Do you think I should go up there?
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Yes. Yes. Do go on.
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I think we'd better start again.
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Ross, repeat after me.
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I, Ross.
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Take thee, Emily.
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Ha, ha. Like there'd be anybody else.
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As my lawfully wedded wife,
in sickness and in health...
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...till death parts us.
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As my lawfully wedded wife,
in sickness and in health...
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...until death parts us.
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Really, I do. Emily.
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Do you have the rings?
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Emily, place this ring on Ross' finger...
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...as a symbol of your bond everlasting.
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[GRUNTS]
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Ross, place this ring...
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...on Emily's hand as a symbol...
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...of the love that encircles you forever.
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Happy to.
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REGISTRAR:
They have made their declarations...
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...and it gives me great pleasure
to declare them husband and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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This is worse than when
he married the lesbian.
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[BAND PLAYING "WEDDING MARCH"]
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Just keep smiling.
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Okay...
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Well, that went well. Yeah.
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It could've been worse.
He could've shot her.
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Ha, ha. That was pretty funny, wasn't it?
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[GRUNTS]
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[BAND PLAYING
UPBEAT SAMBA MUSIC]
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EMILY: You spoiled everything.
It's like a nightmare.
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All my friends and family are out there.
How can I face them?
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How could you do this to me?
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Hey, no matter what happens
with Ross and Emily...
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...we still get cake, right?
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ROSS: That's all right.
No, no. You take your time, sweetie.
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I'll be out here. Ha, ha.
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She's just fixing her makeup.
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EMILY:
I hate you.
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And I love you.
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Boy, a bad time
to say the wrong name, huh, Ross?
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That's true. Thanks, Dad.
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People should be dancing, huh?
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Hey, this is a party. Come on.
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Joey. Dance.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yes, Waltham Interiors.
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Hello, this is Ross Geller's
personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
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Who?
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Yeah, I discovered that Ross forgot
to take his brain medicine.
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Um, now, without it, uh,
in the brain of Ross...
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...uh, women's names are interchangeable.
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Through no fault of his own.
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Oh, my God. Phoebe.
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No, not Phoebe. Dr. Phalange.
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Oh, no. You have it too.
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Hello?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Wow, I hope you don't take this
the wrong way...
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...but I know we had plans
to meet up tonight and...
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Ugh. I'm just kind of worried
about what it might do to our friendship.
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I know.
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- Ugh. How could we have let this happen?
- Seven times.
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You know, look. We were away.
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- In a foreign, romantic country.
- Right.
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I blame London.
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Bad London.
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So look, um...
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...while we're still in London,
I mean, we can keep doing it, right?
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Well, I don't see that we have a choice.
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But when we're back home,
we don't do it.
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Only here.
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You know,
I saw a wine cellar downstairs.
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- I'll meet you there in two minutes.
- Okay.
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- Mon? Mon, I got to ask you something.
- Now?
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Ross said my name up there.
I mean, come on.
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I can't just pretend that didn't happen.
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I don't know.
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- Monica, what should I do?
- Just do the right thing.
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What?
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Tow the line. Thread the needle.
Think outside the box.
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Monica, wait, listen. I'm gonna talk to Ross
about what he thinks it meant.
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Wait. Rachel, no.
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He's married.
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Married.
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If you don't realize that, I can't help you.
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Okay. You're right.
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You're right. You can't help me.
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Jack, is it all our fault?
Were we bad parents?
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Yes.
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Oh yeah? Well, who serves steak
when there's no place to sit?
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I mean,
how are you supposed to eat this?
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Hey, what's up?
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Where were you?
We were supposed to meet.
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- Forget it. That's off.
- Why?
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[SLURRING]
The next tour of the wine cellar...
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...will commence in two minutes.
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Joey, what are you doing?
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You promised Phoebe
no meat till she has the babies.
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Well, I figured we're in another country,
so it doesn't count.
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- That's true.
- The man's got a point.
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Oh, hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry things
aren't working out so well.
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Oh, no. Ha, ha. It could be better.
It's gonna be okay, right?
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Oh, yeah. Of course. I mean,
she's gonna get over this, you know?
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I mean, so you said my name.
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You know, you just said it
because you saw me there.
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If you'd seen a circus freak,
you would've said:
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I take thee Circus Freak.
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It didn't mean anything.
It's just a mistake.
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It didn't mean anything.
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- Right?
- No, no.
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Of course it didn't mean anything.
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I mean, I can understand why Emily
would think it meant something...
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...you know, because it was you.
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But it absolutely didn't.
It didn't! It didn't!
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Ross, hey, the band's ready outside
for your first dance with Emily.
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Oh. Oh, the band's ready.
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Well, we got to do what the band says.
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I don't care about the stupid band!
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You spit on me, man.
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I'm sorry.
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- Emily is taking kind of a long time, huh?
- Heh.
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When I locked myself in the bathroom
at my wedding...
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...it was because I was trying
to pop the window out of the frame.
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- Right.
- Get the hell out of there. You know?
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[ALL CHUCKLING]
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Emily.
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I'm coming in.
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Oh, look at that. Same thing.
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In the middle of everything...
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...if I scream the word "yippee,"
just ignore me.
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- Huh! Oh, my God. Rachel.
- Oh, hello, Rachel.
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Ross said my name.
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Okay? My name.
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Ross said my name up there.
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That obviously means
that he still loves me.
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Okay, don't believe me. I know I'm right.
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All right. Do you guys want to go
and get a drink?
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Yes, we do.
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But we have to change first.
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Yes, I want to change.
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- Why don't you go get a table?
- We'll be down in five minutes.
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- Fifteen minutes.
- Ha, ha.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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Oh, Pheebs. It's Phoebe.
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- Oh, hey, hey.
- Oh, great.
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RACHEL:
Hi.
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So, what happened?
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Well, Ross said my name.
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Yeah, I know,
but I don't think that means anything.
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Okay, Pheebs,
let's look at this objectively.
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All right, ninth grade, right?
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The obsession starts.
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All right? Summer after ninth grade...
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...he sees me in a two-piece
for the first time.
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His obsession begins to grow, right?
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Hey, listen, why don't we go change
in my room?
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My clothes are... Oh.
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- Wow, you look...
- No time for that.
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Okay.
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Hey, dude. Let me in.
I got a girl out here.
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Well, I've got a girl in here.
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No, you don't.
I just saw you go in there with Monica.
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Well, we're hanging out in here.
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Which one of us is gonna be
having sex in there? Me or you?
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Well, I suppose I would have to say you.
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- What if we're watching a movie in here?
MONICA: Which we are.
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And we've already paid for it.
It's My Giant.
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My Giant? I love that movie.
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You really think this is okay?
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Well, Ross and Emily aren't gonna use it.
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Oh, it's so beautiful.
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Oh.
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You know, I don't feel right about this.
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[STAMMERING]
Oh, Monica...
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This is the honeymoon suite.
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The room expects sex.
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The room would be disappointed
if it didn't get sex.
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All the other honeymoon suites
would think it was a loser.
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BOTH:
Okay.
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- Emily?
- Nope. Not under here.
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- You didn't find her?
- No, I've looked everywhere.
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Well, you couldn't have,
or else you would've found her.
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- I think you should keep looking.
- Yeah. For about, uh, 30 minutes?
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Or 45?
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Wow, in 45 minutes,
you could find her twice.
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No. For all I know,
she's trying to find me...
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...but couldn't because
I kept moving around.
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No, from now on,
I'm staying in one place.
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Right here.
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- It's getting late.
- Yeah, We're going to go.
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Actually...
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...do you guys mind
staying here for a while?
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Ugh. You know, we got to get up early
and catch that plane to New York.
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Yeah, it's a very large plane.
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That's cool.
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But we'll stay here with you.
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Thanks, guys. Ha, ha.
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I really appreciate this, you know,
but you don't need to rub my butt.
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We have to leave for New York
in an hour.
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I know. I've been looking at those doors.
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They look pretty soundproof,
don't you think?
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We can't do that. That's insane.
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I mean, A, he could wake up.
And B, you know...
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...let's go for it.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Emily? Emily.
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- Emily!
- Nope.
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- Forget about Emily. She's not with us.
- We've come for her things.
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Where is she?
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She's in hiding. She's utterly humiliated.
She doesn't want to see you ever again.
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We're very sad that it didn't work out
between you and Emily, monkey.
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But I think you're absolutely delicious.
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Excuse me, I'm standing right here.
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Oh, yes.
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There you are.
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Hey. Hey, you guys. Hurry up. Get some.
There's a whole cart outside.
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- Goodbye, Geller.
- Now, hold on. Hold on.
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Look, look. Your daughter and I...
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...are supposed to leave tonight
for our honeymoon.
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Now, you tell her that
I'm gonna be at that airport...
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...and I hope that she'll be there too.
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Yeah, I said Rachel's name,
but it didn't mean anything.
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She's just a friend. That's all.
Now, look, just tell Emily I love her...
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...and that I can't imagine spending my life
with anyone else.
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Please, promise me that
you'll tell her that.
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All right, I'll tell her.
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Come on, bugger face.
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Call me.
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You spend half your life in the bathroom.
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Why do you never go out
the bloody window?
248
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Well, maybe it's best
we never got to do it again.
249
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,856
Yeah, it kind of makes
that one night special.
250
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:07,280
You know, technically,
we still are over international waters.
251
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,909
I'm going to the bathroom.
Maybe I'll see you there in a bit?
252
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,410
Okay.
253
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,336
Hey, can I ask you something?
254
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,671
Uh, no.
255
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:29,177
Felicity and I, we were watching My Giant.
And I was thinking...
256
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,805
...I'm never gonna be as good an actor
as that giant.
257
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:36,684
Do you think I'm just wasting my life
with this acting thing?
258
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,852
No.
259
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,355
I mean, the giant's like five years
younger than me.
260
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,273
You know, you think I'll ever get there?
261
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,401
Yes.
262
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,822
- Thanks, man.
- Okay, man.
263
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,867
But what about how much taller
he is than me?
264
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,956
I mean, there's no way
I can make myself taller now.
265
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,000
And who knows what science
will come up with in the future...
266
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:05,880
...but, Chandler, what if I die
an unsuccessful, regular-size man?
267
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,885
Hey, Monica. Wow, you've been
in the bathroom for, like, a half-hour.
268
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,638
I know.
269
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,640
Had the beef tips, huh?
270
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,567
[CHUCKLES]
271
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,362
ALL:
Hey.
272
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,284
You ate meat!
273
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,371
You had sex!
274
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,709
- No, we didn't.
- I know you didn't.
275
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,169
I was talking about Monica.
276
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,047
Phoebe, I did not have sex.
277
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,134
Oh, this pregnancy
is throwing me all off.
278
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,095
- I'm gonna say hi to the chick and duck.
- Oh, me too.
279
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,306
Why would you need to say hi?
You've been feeding them for four days.
280
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,560
Oh, right. Maybe I'll just go home.
281
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,488
Well, we certainly are alone.
282
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,824
Good thing we have that
"not New York" rule.
283
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,409
Right.
284
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,996
Um, listen, since we're on that subject...
285
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,666
...um, I just wanted to tell you that,
um...
286
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,586
Well, I was going through
a really hard time in London...
287
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,757
...what with my brother getting married
and that guy thinking I was Ross' mother.
288
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,091
Right.
289
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,636
Well, anyway, I just...
290
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,432
That night meant a lot to me.
And I guess I'm trying to say thanks.
291
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,933
Oh.
292
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,105
You know,
that night meant a lot to me too.
293
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,858
And it wasn't because I was
in a bad place or anything.
294
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:53,029
It just meant a lot to me
because you're really hot.
295
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,530
[CHUCKLES]
296
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,036
- Is that okay?
- Ha, ha. That's okay.
297
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,121
And I'm cute too?
298
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,585
- And you're cute too.
- Thank you.
299
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,797
- All right, I got to go unpack.
- Okay.
300
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,384
Bye.
301
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,650
I'm still on London time.
Does that count?
302
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,403
- Oh, that counts.
- Oh, good.
303
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,955
Rach.
304
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,040
- Rach.
- Hi.
305
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,792
What are you doing here?
306
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,379
Well, I've been on standby
for a flight home for hours.
307
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,423
- Oh.
- Oh. So no sign of Emily, huh?
308
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,384
Not yet.
309
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,555
So, um...
310
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,307
What time are you supposed to leave?
311
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,395
WOMAN [ON PA]: This is the last call
for Flight 1066 to Athens.
312
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,063
The last call.
313
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,274
Pretty soon, I guess.
314
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,319
I'm sorry.
315
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,574
I just... I don't understand.
I mean, how could she do this?
316
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,201
What, am I like a complete idiot...
317
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,412
...for thinking she'd actually show up?
318
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,872
No.
319
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,207
You're not an idiot, Ross.
320
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,209
You're a guy very much in love.
321
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,587
Same difference.
322
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:37,884
WOMAN: All passengers for Flight 1066
to Athens should now be onboard.
323
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,927
I get it!
324
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,850
Well, that's that.
325
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,144
No, you know what?
326
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,645
I think you should go.
327
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,940
- What?
- Yeah, I do think you should go...
328
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,776
...by yourself. Get some distance.
329
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,487
Clear your head.
I think it would be really good.
330
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,448
Oh, I don't know.
331
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,409
Oh, come on, Ross.
I think it would be really good for you.
332
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,622
I could. I could do that.
333
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,165
RACHEL:
Yeah.
334
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,084
I can't even believe her.
335
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,253
You know what? I am going to go.
336
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,504
- Good.
- Why not?
337
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,381
- Right?
- Right. Right.
338
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,134
- Thanks.
- Okay, I'll see you back at home.
339
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,386
If I ever get a flight out of here.
340
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,971
Hey, well...
341
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,600
- No.
- What? Wait, what?
342
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,770
Why don't you come?
343
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,898
I mean, I have two tickets. Why not?
344
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,445
Well, I don't know, Ross. Really?
345
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,615
Yeah, yeah. It'd be great.
I mean, you can...
346
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,158
You can lay on the beach...
347
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,912
...and I can cry over my failed marriage.
348
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,706
- You see how I make jokes?
- Uh-huh.
349
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,625
Really. I mean...
350
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,044
God, I could use a friend.
351
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,881
Oh, wow. Okay, maybe.
352
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,424
Um...
353
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,635
Yes, I can do that.
354
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,513
- Cool.
RACHEL: All right, cool.
355
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,600
Okay, we're going to Greece. Yeah, okay.
356
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,769
Aah, aah. I forgot my jacket.
357
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,230
- Well, you tell them to wait.
- Okay.
358
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,482
- Wait. Wait.
- Okay.
359
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,155
Emily.
360
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,161
Oh, no, no, no.
361
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,915
No! No!
362
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,709
Emily!
363
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,506
Ah, yes. I will have a glass
of the Merlot...
364
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,384
...and he will have a white-wine spritzer.
365
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,639
Whoo!
366
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,016
Huh.
367
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,351
Hey, look at that. The airport's moving.
368
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,979
Hey, are we moving?
369
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,315
Are we moving? Why are we moving?
370
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,566
They... Um...
371
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,861
Yeah, does the captain know
that we're moving?
372
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,530
Oh, my gosh.
373
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,535
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