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Calculator, check. Business
casual barrette, check.
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Um, has anyone seen my laser pointer?
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I borrowed it. Gene, look.
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Stop it, Louise. Your
brother's not a cat.
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I got it, I got it! Oh.
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- That's my boy.
- That was fun. I'm done.
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Tina, what's with all
the business stuff?
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Today's the first day
of Tweentrepreneurs,
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the Wagstaff small business class.
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We all signed up.
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Oh, yeah, my little business babies.
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Kids form an actual start-up
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to design, make and
sell our own new product.
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We're like Elon Musk...
Tina being the muskiest.
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Well, I think it's great to learn
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about being an entrepreneur.
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I mean, when I think back
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on when we started the restaurant,
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we didn't have two nickels.
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The second one rolled under the fridge.
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- You were so mad.
- But what we did have
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was a promise we made to our customers
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- and ourselves...
- Oh, boy, here we go.
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... that we'd never
compromise on quality.
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Never, never, never, never ever.
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So sometimes, then?
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No, Gene, never ever.
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Hey, uh, do you guys want
me to speak to your class?
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- About what?
- Oh, Dad.
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Um, I will definitely
put that out there.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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Because it kind of sounds
like you're not going to.
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- No, it doesn't.
- Forget it.
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Whew. Oh, thank God.
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Entrepreneurship is no walk in the park.
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One day you have a
thriving Etsy business
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selling hand-knitted
Doctor Who scarves,
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the next, a PBS lawyer sends
you a cease and desist letter
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that practically threatens
to break your fingers.
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PBS will get you, boy. Don't
poke that hornet's nest.
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Now you will all present ideas
and choose one for production.
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And don't say Melrose Place mats.
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That's another long story.
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So, then the metal
tapers down from the handle
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to this end here.
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I call it the Pointy Pal.
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- That's a knife, Louise.
- Yeah.
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This roasted nut recipe
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is my own blend of herbs and spices.
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It's called Zeke's Hot Nut Sack.
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What?
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You need your asthma medicine,
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but you don't want to attract looks.
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Solution? Inhaler Hider.
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No one will know.
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It's a clown nose for horses.
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Why should they miss out on all the fun?
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One day Zeke wasn't
around, and I was bored.
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- Lonely?
- No, more bored.
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- Sad?
- No.
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Anyway, I saw a chunk of wood,
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and I thought, "Hey,
that's almost as good."
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So I made Wood Chuck.
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That wood has eyes. I love it.
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Is it weird that I kind
of want it to like me?
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Wooden yet cuddly. Step
aside, Josh Hartnett.
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Looks like Wood Chucks it is.
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Great. Now, as you set
up your company, remember,
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you kids are in charge, not me.
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- So like always?
- Hmm.
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Jimmy Jr. should be president
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because he did invent Wood Chuck.
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I should be vice president of sales
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because people literally
cannot say no to me.
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- Let me try. N...
- Mm-mm.
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- Don't do it.
- I can't do it.
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Hey, I'll be the executive
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in charge of sitting
on corners of desks,
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keeping the mood light.
Who needs a nickname?
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- How about you, Side Pony?
- Hmm.
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Doesn't somebody have to make them?
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Oh, yeah, you got to saw
the wood, sand it, stain it,
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stick on the googly eyes just right...
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Ew. So you and you and
you and you can do that.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Job well done. I mean, my job.
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You guys are just getting started.
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Hey, there's a plate
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we don't need to wash. Ha!
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I mean, we will. We
always do. Eventually.
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- Everything was so good.
- Aw, thank you.
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Here you go. No rush.
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Uh, excuse me, did you say "no rush"?
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Yeah, whenever you're ready, hon.
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- Well, then, I guess that would be...
- Yeah?
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Never!
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- A dine-and-dasher! Bob!
- Oh, my God!
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- How big a check?
- $7.50 plus tip. He liked me.
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- There would have been a tip.
- That's...
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Never mind. I'm gonna get him.
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- Go!
- Bob's chasing him.
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Go, Bob, g... Oh, Bob gave up.
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Now he's walking back.
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Now he's stopping to rest.
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He got away. It all happened so fast.
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It happened kind of fast.
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What, I should have caught
him? He had a huge head start.
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Maybe spend a little less
time fooling with your apron.
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I can't run with it on, Teddy.
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Can't run so good with it off, either.
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Well, someone else could
have chased him, too, right?
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I was busy memorizing his face.
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Ooh, what'd you get? I'll make a sketch.
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Well, I was startled,
so I didn't get much.
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- Definitely two eyes.
- Okay.
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- Uh, what about a nose?
- Yeah, right in between the eyes
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- and down a little.
- Yeah, that checks out.
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That's the guy I saw, too.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow, that sawdust really travels back
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into the old respiratory system.
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But smooth.
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Yeah, sawdust with a stain chaser.
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At least there's no ventilation.
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This job stinks.
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Each smile I draw is a lie, a damn lie!
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Well, the first batch is done.
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Now it's time to turn
these Chucks into bucks.
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The real work.
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I'll take one.
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- I want one, too.
- You're gonna live with me now.
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- Take our money.
- You and I are great at this.
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I know.
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♪ Wood Chucks making bucks ♪
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♪ Wood Chucks making bucks ♪
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♪ We're making Wood Chucks
and we're making bucks ♪
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♪ Making bucks. ♪
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100 Wood Chucks sold. Wow!
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And we all worked our B's off.
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Yeah, like when Zeke brought in
cupcakes for Jocelyn's birthday.
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We worked overtime
to finish eating them.
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Not really.
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Hey, are there any Band-Aids over here?
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Oh, um, is something going on?
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We celebrated all our sales
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by investing our profits
in a SodaSpurt thingy.
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And we didn't want to invite...
I mean, um, disturb you guys
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'cause you seemed really in the
zone just making Wood Chucks.
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Do you see spots in the zone? If you do,
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- then I'm definitely in the zone.
- Quick question.
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What's going on...
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What...
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What...
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What... Damn it, Jocelyn!
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What? I'm trying to make it fizzy.
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I was doing my job.
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What's with these cubicles?
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You literally boxed us in back there.
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We tried the open floor plan.
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It just wasn't working.
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We don't want to get
sawdust in our soda.
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Okay, it just feels like
you're creating a division
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with these divisions.
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I mean, it's nice not having
to see Tammy anymore, but...
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Oh, I'm sorry, it's hard to
hear you from the other room.
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I'm so sorry.
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Boy, I really could use a...
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Dust mask.
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If every other class
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wasn't literally worse than a sweatshop,
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I'd transfer out of here so fast.
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Mr. Frond, do you think
we could switch jobs soon?
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Oh, sure, Tina, we'll just switch jobs.
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Like people never get stuck
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in the same job their whole career.
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I'm gonna go talk to those
guys. This is ridiculous.
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- Can I help you?
- I need to see Jimmy Jr.
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He's, like, super busy
in a meeting or something.
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Why don't you tell me what
it is, and I will tell him.
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Fine. We need dust masks
and Band-Aids and gloves
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and a timetable on when
we'll be switching jobs.
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So you're crabby. Did I get it all?
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Hey!
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You bought snacks, too?
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No, just chips and
chocolate-covered almonds
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and a second kind of
chocolate-covered almonds.
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Look, it seems like
the sanders and stainers
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are doing all the frickin' work
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while management sits
on their damn butts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, language. NSFW, girl.
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Huh. Maybe Tina has a point.
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- We should take turns.
- What? Hold up.
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- Tina, have an almond.
- I don't want an alm...
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- Mmm. So...
- And another.
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- Mmm.
- One more.
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Mmm. Which kind is that?
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Let's take a walk.
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You are raising some amazing points.
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I hope someone's writing them down.
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- I wrote them down.
- Oopsies. Well, there that went.
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So, maybe you could keep
all your smarty ideas going
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as our new sander and
stainer relations manager.
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- Manager?
- Mm-hmm. You'd be in here.
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This is kind of nice.
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Have a seat. The chair
is an exercise ball.
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Whoa.
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- Jocelyn, could you bring us two sodas?
- Okay!
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Did you just make a buzz
sound with your voice?
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Mm-hmm, I did. And so can you.
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- Feels good, right?
- Yeah.
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Sodas.
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Well, it's what's best
for the company, right?
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Exactly.
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- I don't believe it.
- Me either.
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An exercise ball for a
desk chair? What's next?
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By the way, Rudy, thank you
for letting me stand on you.
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No problem.
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And my Scotch tape. And, you
know, this cat calendar is mine,
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but I think I'm gonna leave it.
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Ugh. You're one of them now, Tina.
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You're a suit.
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And not a fun, frisky suit,
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like something Ellen would wear.
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Guys, this is a good thing.
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I'm gonna be your eyes
and ears over there,
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looking out for you.
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Like, weren't you whining
about something, Rudy?
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A dust mask. It only
sounded like whining
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because of my restricted windpipe.
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Right, so I guess I'll
be going next door now.
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Unless, surprise
good-bye party? Yes? No?
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- You've got to be kidding.
- Okay, then.
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Let's all stay in touch.
You said "mouse pad."
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- Dust mask!
- Right, right, right.
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So, in conclusion, we're eating snacks
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faster than we're making Wood Chucks.
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So, what I hear is we're doing our part.
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Yeah, the sanders and stainers
got to keep up with us.
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Well, if some of us
helped out over there...
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- Whoa. - Um...
-Do what?
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- Uh...
- I mean, not us.
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- Obviously, we're slammed.
- So slammed.
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Why don't they just make them faster?
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How long does it even take
to make a dumb Wood Chuck?
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Um, like, 20 minutes?
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So, if we cut that to ten minutes,
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instead of one Chuck, they could make...
249
00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,930
- Two?
- Whoa, math.
250
00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,376
I mean, they might
have some rough edges,
251
00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,677
but it's better than nothing, right?
252
00:08:43,701 --> 00:08:45,279
Yeah, we're all a work
in progress, right, J-Ju?
253
00:08:45,303 --> 00:08:46,702
- Get over here, come on.
- Aah.
254
00:08:46,771 --> 00:08:49,305
You know, if we cut
the ten minutes to...
255
00:08:49,373 --> 00:08:50,739
Five minutes?!
256
00:08:50,808 --> 00:08:52,252
So, good talk. I'm going to let you guys
257
00:08:52,276 --> 00:08:53,787
get crack-a-lacking.
258
00:08:53,811 --> 00:08:57,146
I was ready to be annoyed,
but that finger thing was cool.
259
00:08:57,181 --> 00:08:59,114
I don't know if I can go any faster.
260
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,561
My little body is already breaking down.
261
00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:03,552
Well, there's only one thing to do.
262
00:09:03,621 --> 00:09:04,631
- Work harder.
- Half-ass it.
263
00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,121
Oh-oh, half-ass it.
264
00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:08,424
I don't know, that still
sounds like a lot of ass.
265
00:09:08,492 --> 00:09:10,159
So, quarter-ass it is.
266
00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:13,095
Gonna throw just a
little bit of my cheek in.
267
00:09:13,164 --> 00:09:15,831
♪ Ooh, quarter-assin' ♪
268
00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,767
♪ A little bit of the cheek,
a little bit of the cheek ♪
269
00:09:18,836 --> 00:09:21,437
♪ Ooh, quarter-assin' ♪
270
00:09:21,505 --> 00:09:24,840
♪ A little bit of the cheek,
a little bit of the cheek ♪
271
00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,576
♪ Ooh, quarter-assin' ♪
272
00:09:27,645 --> 00:09:29,945
♪ A little bit of the cheek. ♪
273
00:09:30,014 --> 00:09:32,581
Hey, guys, how was your
day? How's Tweentrepreneurs?
274
00:09:32,617 --> 00:09:34,294
I don't want to talk about it.
275
00:09:34,318 --> 00:09:36,251
Great. We're pushing a
lot of units, making bank.
276
00:09:36,287 --> 00:09:38,787
- How's Bob's Burgers?
- Um, excuse me?
277
00:09:38,856 --> 00:09:40,567
Are you making bank? How
many units are you pushing?
278
00:09:40,591 --> 00:09:42,636
Tell her you're pushing units.
Tell her you're making bank.
279
00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,660
Tina, you're-you're not
making sense right now.
280
00:09:44,729 --> 00:09:46,495
I know, so business-y.
281
00:09:46,564 --> 00:09:49,331
Let's go, Gene. Smells
like "entre-manure" in here.
282
00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,345
That was me, but also, yeah.
283
00:09:51,369 --> 00:09:53,402
Okay, Dad, you didn't ask,
but here are five things
284
00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:55,282
you could do right now
to improve your business.
285
00:09:55,306 --> 00:09:56,546
- Smaller burgers.
- Mm-hmm. Mm.
286
00:09:56,607 --> 00:09:58,251
Cook them ahead of time.
Keep them warm under a lamp.
287
00:09:58,275 --> 00:09:59,608
- Mm-mm. Mm.
- Raise prices.
288
00:09:59,677 --> 00:10:01,010
- Maybe buy a comb?
- Mm.
289
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,645
You getting this, Bob? You taking notes?
290
00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:05,014
Tina, you're sounding kind
of like a business monster.
291
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,349
I wouldn't say business
master, it's just common sense.
292
00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:08,717
I-I said business monster.
293
00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:10,226
Can we circle back on this next week?
294
00:10:10,254 --> 00:10:11,520
I've got to make some calls.
295
00:10:11,589 --> 00:10:13,122
Also, the spinning made me nauseous.
296
00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,723
Do you think she'd do our taxes?
297
00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:16,659
Wait, that customer in
the booth over there.
298
00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:18,027
I-Isn't that our
dine-and-dasher?
299
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,495
I don't think so.
300
00:10:19,563 --> 00:10:21,797
Mm, yeah, he doesn't
look much like my sketch.
301
00:10:21,866 --> 00:10:23,232
Yeah, and this guy has a hat.
302
00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,767
Well, anyone could put on a hat.
303
00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:27,169
It takes time. You got to
find one that's flattering.
304
00:10:27,238 --> 00:10:28,537
- It's not that hard.
- This guy,
305
00:10:28,606 --> 00:10:30,239
he thinks he looks good in any hat.
306
00:10:30,307 --> 00:10:32,875
Anyway, we can't just accuse
him if we don't know for sure.
307
00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:34,810
That's true. Uh, why
don't you go over there
308
00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:36,045
and feel him out a little?
309
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,312
- Be sly.
- You kidding?
310
00:10:37,381 --> 00:10:39,548
You're talking to Sly
and the Family Stallone.
311
00:10:39,617 --> 00:10:42,384
Hello! So, you look like a busy person.
312
00:10:42,453 --> 00:10:44,586
- You ever eat on the run?
- I'm sorry?
313
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,021
You like Christmas carols?
314
00:10:46,057 --> 00:10:47,423
♪ Dashing through the snow. ♪
315
00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,591
You like that one?
The one about dashing?
316
00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,960
- She's great at this.
- Uh, is-is something the matter?
317
00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:54,396
All right, we had a
dine-and-dasher the other day,
318
00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:56,098
and you look a little bit like him.
319
00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,367
- The guy had a hat and everything?
- No, no hat.
320
00:10:58,402 --> 00:10:59,780
Oh, well, I can see
why you'd be concerned.
321
00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:01,648
But if it was
me, I would have to be crazy
322
00:11:01,672 --> 00:11:02,672
to come back, right?
323
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,039
I mean, uh, totally crazy.
324
00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:05,574
I'm sorry.
325
00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:07,576
I guess you got one of those faces
326
00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:09,578
where you look like
other people, like owls.
327
00:11:09,647 --> 00:11:11,158
All owls look the same to me.
328
00:11:11,182 --> 00:11:12,715
Those big eyes.
329
00:11:12,783 --> 00:11:14,249
Oh, sure. You know, it's fine.
330
00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:16,752
Oh, hope you enjoyed your
meal. Here's your check.
331
00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:18,020
- It's not him.
- Aah!
332
00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:20,122
- Okay, it's him.
- Damn it!
333
00:11:20,191 --> 00:11:21,724
Hi, guys. Just popping in.
334
00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,225
We couldn't finish these next door,
335
00:11:23,294 --> 00:11:25,294
so, naturally, I thought of you.
336
00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:27,463
Oh really, Tina? A third of a muffin?
337
00:11:27,531 --> 00:11:29,798
Thank you so much.
338
00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:32,434
It's raisin something or
other. It's not good. Anyway,
339
00:11:32,503 --> 00:11:34,970
we've had a ton of complaints
about splinters, so...
340
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:36,772
I'm doing my best.
341
00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:38,440
Any progress on my dust mask?
342
00:11:38,509 --> 00:11:40,242
Working on it, Rudy!
343
00:11:40,277 --> 00:11:42,222
What's it gonna take to get
more work out of you guys?
344
00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:44,046
I've tried the carrot,
I've tried the stick.
345
00:11:44,081 --> 00:11:45,647
And you even tried carrot sticks.
346
00:11:45,716 --> 00:11:48,417
- That was a dark day.
- I'm feeling dizzy.
347
00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:50,297
Pull your shirt over your
mouth and keep going, Rudy.
348
00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:51,653
Oh, good idea.
349
00:11:51,722 --> 00:11:53,622
Tina, you are this close to a walkout.
350
00:11:53,657 --> 00:11:55,991
Yeah, except walking also
sounds like too much work.
351
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,459
Where am I?!
352
00:11:57,528 --> 00:11:59,428
Everything looks like a Wood Chuck!
353
00:11:59,497 --> 00:12:01,312
You broke Rudy, Tina!
354
00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:02,631
Rudy, you're fine!
355
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,633
Why is that Wood Chuck saying I'm fine?!
356
00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:07,336
That's it! We're out. We're on strike.
357
00:12:07,404 --> 00:12:09,638
Wait. What? Hey, we-we-we
can work this out.
358
00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:11,787
I think I can get you guys,
uh, SodaSpurt privileges.
359
00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:14,409
Maybe-maybe not flavored,
but-but still, uh, bubbles.
360
00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:16,678
Put your bubbles in
your butt! Come on, guys.
361
00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:18,614
Fine! Where you gonna
go with your skills?
362
00:12:18,682 --> 00:12:20,949
One of the other ten Wood
Chuck factories in town?
363
00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:23,152
Oh, that's right. We're the only one!
364
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,320
Guys, nobody's buying
Wood Chucks anymore.
365
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,246
I didn't make a sales chart, but
if I did, it would go like this.
366
00:12:30,394 --> 00:12:31,960
Yeah. What happened to quality control?
367
00:12:32,029 --> 00:12:34,663
Instead of a cute smile,
this one says "Tina's a butt."
368
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,288
This isn't Wood Chuck! I
wouldn't hang out with this!
369
00:12:37,313 --> 00:12:39,011
Let's not sugarcoat it.
370
00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:40,469
Wood Chuck is dead.
371
00:12:40,538 --> 00:12:42,271
It's a greasy, googly patch on the road.
372
00:12:42,339 --> 00:12:42,873
Dang.
373
00:12:42,898 --> 00:12:44,497
Also, our entire
labor force just quit.
374
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:47,309
But to keep snacks
coming, we need product.
375
00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:49,278
So we turn the page... to Wood Chuck 2.
376
00:12:49,346 --> 00:12:51,346
Everything kids loved about Wood Chuck 1
377
00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:53,182
in a smaller package we don't even sand.
378
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,573
I've been working on it in secret.
379
00:12:54,598 --> 00:12:56,061
I mean, it only took a minute,
380
00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:57,497
so it wasn't hard to not tell anyone.
381
00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,621
Wood Chuck? More like Wood Yuck.
382
00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,523
Doesn't matter. It's
new. We say it's cool.
383
00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,325
Best of all, it sells for half price.
384
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,171
How can we sell it for half price?
385
00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:07,095
By squeezing our suppliers.
386
00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,064
You got big ones, coming in here,
387
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,033
demanding cut-rate googly eye prices.
388
00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:12,734
Cajones!
389
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,126
You're gonna do it, too,
dying mom-and-pop shop,
390
00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:18,184
or I take my business to the
craft superstore in Bog Harbor.
391
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:20,309
Yarn Barn? On the outside,
it's shaped like a barn,
392
00:13:20,377 --> 00:13:22,344
but on the inside, it
looks like a normal store.
393
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:23,846
It's ridiculous!
394
00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:25,681
- Well, can't wait to see it.
- Yeah, bye.
395
00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:27,850
All right, fine, but
if you want bulk prices,
396
00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:29,384
you take bulk quantity.
397
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,187
5,000 googlies, a hundred
dollars, no returns!
398
00:13:32,256 --> 00:13:34,923
Gulp. I mean, not gulp. Confident.
Can we get them on credit?
399
00:13:34,992 --> 00:13:37,092
Depends. Are you
familiar with the concept
400
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,971
of jacked-up interest rates?
401
00:13:38,996 --> 00:13:40,562
- No.
- Then sign here.
402
00:13:40,631 --> 00:13:42,664
I don't know, Tina.
That's, like, a big risk
403
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,533
on something I still
wouldn't hang out with.
404
00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:45,934
I believe in Wood Chuck 2.
405
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,703
I mean, I believe
people will buy anything
406
00:13:47,771 --> 00:13:50,506
with a higher number than
the model that came before it.
407
00:13:52,811 --> 00:13:55,077
Huh. Should we have called
it Wood Chuck Gold Series?
408
00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:57,212
- In wood?
- Ooh, I want that.
409
00:13:57,248 --> 00:13:59,114
Mr. Frond, hypothetically,
what would happen
410
00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:01,516
if the Tweentrepreneurs had
a really big googly eye bill
411
00:14:01,585 --> 00:14:02,951
they couldn't pay?
412
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,254
You'd be bankrupt,
which happens. No shame.
413
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,623
- Oh, that's not so bad.
- You'd also get an "F",
414
00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:09,424
and "Terrible at
business" would be placed
415
00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:11,026
- on your permanent record.
- Oh.
416
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,895
And you're not a real
company, so you couldn't
417
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,075
really declare bankruptcy,
so you'd have to pay your bill
418
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,032
- or be criminally liable.
- Oh, God!
419
00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:19,582
But, Tina, relax. Your
question was hypothetical.
420
00:14:19,607 --> 00:14:20,569
Right.
421
00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:23,105
Whoa. Tina burned this
crappy company to the ground.
422
00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:25,660
Yeah, where did she go to school?
423
00:14:25,685 --> 00:14:27,418
Oh. Where we do.
424
00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:32,388
Darn it, Tina! It's your
fault we're flunking.
425
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,313
Now I'll never get into the Ivan League.
426
00:14:34,382 --> 00:14:36,048
Okay, okay, got a little distracted.
427
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:38,217
There were so many
office birthday parties!
428
00:14:38,286 --> 00:14:40,491
Boy, I don't know what
Edith and Harold are gonna do
429
00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,661
when you tell 'em you don't
have their googly eye money.
430
00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:45,119
I heard Edith put a knitting
needle through a man's hand
431
00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:47,132
just because he didn't
have exact change.
432
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,592
Well, maybe they'll
be super cool about it?
433
00:14:49,617 --> 00:14:51,851
Yeah, I wouldn't count on that.
434
00:14:54,497 --> 00:14:57,899
Ugh...
435
00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:01,457
It's not our fault we got
double dined-and-dashed, Bob.
436
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:02,804
It's like fool me once, shame on you.
437
00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:06,374
Fool me twice, guess where
the shame is now? Still you!
438
00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:07,742
I don't think that's how it goes.
439
00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,577
- Hi there.
- Oh, my God.
440
00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:10,878
Now this is chutzpah.
441
00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:13,014
I'm going around the
neighborhood as a courtesy.
442
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,850
My identical twin brother
has been dining and dashing
443
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,752
in restaurants all over town.
444
00:15:17,787 --> 00:15:19,454
Your-your identical twin brother?
445
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,289
Oh, yes... Gary. He's a bad seed.
446
00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,825
And he makes life very
difficult for me, the good seed.
447
00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:25,593
How stupid do you think we are?
448
00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,795
Aw, it sounds like
he's been here already.
449
00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:29,497
He was. You were!
450
00:15:29,566 --> 00:15:31,899
We're not buying your
evil twin brother... hooey.
451
00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:33,434
Look, I was trying to do you a favor.
452
00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:35,470
I'm not even here to eat, although...
453
00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:37,605
- I am a little bit hungry.
- Aha.
454
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:39,252
Okay, I get it. You
don't want to serve me.
455
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:41,109
I'll tell you what.
I'll prepay. Here's $20.
456
00:15:41,177 --> 00:15:43,478
- What can go wrong, huh?
- Okay.
457
00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:45,179
That was amazing.
458
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:47,482
- Let's settle up. How much?
- Seven dollars.
459
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,684
Great. Let's throw a
two-dollar tip on there.
460
00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:51,519
So what does that make now? Nine?
461
00:15:51,554 --> 00:15:53,621
Okay, just give me, uh,
nine back from that 20.
462
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,723
- Uh, uh, right.
- Nine from 20.
463
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,359
And seven, eight,
nine, and... we're good.
464
00:15:58,428 --> 00:16:01,115
Wait. I think we did that backwards.
465
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,940
Uh, I-I-I thought something was wrong.
466
00:16:03,009 --> 00:16:05,342
Right, I was supposed
to give you the nine.
467
00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:07,444
Sorry. You have my 20. I have your nine.
468
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:09,046
You're not trying to scam me, are you?
469
00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:10,592
- Nah, nah.
- No, we're not.
470
00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:11,827
Okay, wait, um, so I give you your nine,
471
00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:12,905
and you give me my 20.
472
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,597
Right. No, I... Sorry. I got it.
473
00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:16,093
Here we go. Nine back to
you, and now we're square.
474
00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:17,350
- Okay.
- And bye.
475
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,769
- Hey, watch out for my brother.
- We will.
476
00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:22,195
Ugh. Imagine having a brother like that.
477
00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:25,952
Seven, tip makes nine.
His 20, my... my nine.
478
00:16:25,977 --> 00:16:29,035
Damn it! He came in with
20, he left with 20, Lin.
479
00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:30,603
He got a free meal.
480
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,239
Both twins are evil. Their poor mother.
481
00:16:33,308 --> 00:16:36,609
So we've opened up this
emergency meeting to everyone,
482
00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:38,623
even the kids from the
other side of the cardboard.
483
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:40,580
There's probably a
nicer way of saying that.
484
00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:42,749
Oh, now we're invited to the meetings.
485
00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:44,996
When the company's in the
toilet and the snacks are gone.
486
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,252
The snacks are gone?!
487
00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:47,687
We got to do something fast.
488
00:16:47,712 --> 00:16:49,089
We're up to our googly eyeballs in debt!
489
00:16:49,114 --> 00:16:51,381
- How bad is it?
- That's pretty bad.
490
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,216
Oh, sorry, kids. I
didn't see you in here.
491
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:57,530
Now, how can we raise some cash
from these horrible Wood Chucks?
492
00:16:57,566 --> 00:16:59,732
Louise, you want to kick things off
493
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,100
with the... perfect idea?
494
00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,903
Uh-uh. You guys created
this mess, not us.
495
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,939
I will, however, bless this mess.
496
00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:07,674
You'll never unload these things.
497
00:17:07,742 --> 00:17:10,043
You might as well try to
sell the whole stupid company.
498
00:17:10,078 --> 00:17:11,556
Yes, that's it! Unload the whole company
499
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:12,898
on some unsuspecting fool.
500
00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:15,114
Ugh! I didn't mean to
give you a real idea.
501
00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:17,239
- Ugh, but who?
- Yeah. Ha-ha.
502
00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:18,952
Good luck finding your fool.
503
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,665
You think the streets
are crawling with Teddys?
504
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:23,156
- Aha!
- No, I did it again!
505
00:17:23,181 --> 00:17:25,135
So what's this investment opportunity?
506
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,223
- Spoiler alert. I want in.
- Good.
507
00:17:27,248 --> 00:17:29,006
I've never gotten in on the
ground floor of anything.
508
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:31,067
I always chickened out. Not this time.
509
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,424
Okay, this is our product.
510
00:17:32,449 --> 00:17:35,117
Don't know what this is,
and there's a big splinter in my hand.
511
00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:36,224
Not gonna let that bother me.
512
00:17:36,249 --> 00:17:38,450
By the way, we're not telling my
mom and dad about you investing.
513
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,741
That raises red flags,
514
00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:41,422
like maybe I shouldn't be doing this.
515
00:17:41,447 --> 00:17:43,647
But I'm gonna quash that
feeling so I don't miss out.
516
00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:45,326
- Let's do it.
- Ah, Tina.
517
00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:47,362
- There you are.
- So you weren't going out
518
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,030
- to look at the foliage.
- Teddy,
519
00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:51,121
don't invest; the company's a stinker.
520
00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:52,533
Go away, you guys.
521
00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:54,669
Teddy, I'm warning you,
you'd be wasting your money.
522
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,160
You got to waste money to make money.
523
00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:57,972
- Teddy!
- You're Bob's kid,
524
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,019
and if your company is
anything like Bob's Burgers,
525
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,246
I know I'm getting in
on something special.
526
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:03,804
So here's my hundred dollars.
527
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:08,409
I think that's the sound
of your soul leaving your body.
528
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,487
Teddy, I can't do it. Louise is right.
529
00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,979
The company is crap. We make
a dangerous, worthless product.
530
00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:18,015
- Like shampoo.
- Companies have growing pains.
531
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,950
- Perfectly normal.
- Don't you get it?
532
00:18:20,019 --> 00:18:22,085
I was conning you.
I'm a business monster.
533
00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:24,821
Wow. I don't know what to say,
except that kind of honesty...
534
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,957
I've never believed in
you more than right now.
535
00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:28,358
Take your money back, damn it!
536
00:18:28,427 --> 00:18:30,227
I'm just gonna give you more, Tina!
537
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,875
Teddy did not want to
take that money back.
538
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,164
We did what we had to do.
539
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,193
Then everybody was staring,
like they'd never seen
540
00:18:36,235 --> 00:18:37,968
three kids holding a crying man down,
541
00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:39,536
shoving money in his pants.
542
00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:40,804
I'm really sorry, guys.
543
00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:42,083
I don't know what got into me before.
544
00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:44,341
All I saw were dollar signs and snacks.
545
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:46,543
You flew too close to the Sun Chips.
546
00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:49,212
You know, I think I'd rather
be a good bad businessperson,
547
00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:51,638
like Dad, than a bad
good businessperson.
548
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,750
Does that make sense?
549
00:18:52,818 --> 00:18:54,151
Is this one of those riddles
550
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:55,819
where it turns out you're your own son?
551
00:18:55,888 --> 00:18:57,921
Gene, I-I think you
sat on some googly eyes.
552
00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,982
That's okay, I'm used
to eyes on my butt.
553
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,558
Oh, my God, guys.
554
00:19:01,627 --> 00:19:03,738
We never should have made
Wood Chucks in the first place.
555
00:19:03,762 --> 00:19:05,062
We should have made...
556
00:19:05,097 --> 00:19:06,663
- Could Chucks.
- Do what Chucks?
557
00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,399
Yeah, I'm not fol... I don't...
I'm not following this.
558
00:19:09,435 --> 00:19:11,535
"Could Chucks," 'cause
they could be anything.
559
00:19:11,604 --> 00:19:12,836
Googly eyes can go anywhere.
560
00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:14,738
Like... Phone Chuck?
561
00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:16,039
Inhaler Chuck.
562
00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:17,708
Zeke Chuck.
563
00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:19,343
We can sell them for 25 cents a pair,
564
00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:20,589
pay off our debt to Reflections,
565
00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:21,845
and still make a small profit.
566
00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:23,614
Well, let's get to selling, people.
567
00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:25,973
But there's one thing
we got to do first.
568
00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:28,051
- Tear down these walls!
- Whoa, whoa.
569
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,220
But then it will look
like you're as good as me.
570
00:19:30,289 --> 00:19:32,189
Oh, you're still vice president, Tammy.
571
00:19:32,224 --> 00:19:34,564
- Oh, phew.
- The rest of us are presidents.
572
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:35,525
What?!
573
00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:36,860
So, you sold off
574
00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:37,995
all your googly eyes,
575
00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:39,730
paid off Edith and
Harold, and broke even?
576
00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:41,098
- Yep.
- Aw.
577
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,233
I'm proud of my Tweentrepreneurs.
578
00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:44,935
And Mr. Frond gave us a B-minus.
579
00:19:45,004 --> 00:19:47,738
Oh, my God, a B-minus?
That's a Belcher A.
580
00:19:47,806 --> 00:19:50,040
And I saved two googlies so
I can put 'em on my bosom,
581
00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:52,075
and I can say, "My eyes are down here!"
582
00:19:52,144 --> 00:19:53,710
Hi. It's me.
583
00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:54,878
Unbelievable.
584
00:19:54,954 --> 00:19:56,520
- I-I know, I know.
- You see?
585
00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:58,315
This is why we need a
net from the ceiling.
586
00:19:58,384 --> 00:19:59,716
So when things like this happen,
587
00:19:59,785 --> 00:20:01,129
we could drop a net from the ceiling.
588
00:20:01,153 --> 00:20:02,953
No, please. I did it, I'm sorry.
589
00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:04,221
But your food is so good.
590
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:05,877
I've never hit a place three times.
591
00:20:05,902 --> 00:20:07,368
Honestly, it's a compliment.
592
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:10,450
You robbed us three times.
That's not a compliment.
593
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,396
Look, here's all the
money I owe you, I just...
594
00:20:12,464 --> 00:20:15,065
I want to be able to come
here as a real customer.
595
00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:17,134
You want to be a real customer?
596
00:20:17,169 --> 00:20:19,603
I'm tired of dashing,
Bob. Can we start over?
597
00:20:19,672 --> 00:20:22,105
All right, ground rules.
598
00:20:22,174 --> 00:20:23,718
You sit on this stool,
away from the door
599
00:20:23,742 --> 00:20:26,010
- and cash register.
- You don't touch anything.
600
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:28,679
Louise and Gene are gonna duct
tape your hands and your feet.
601
00:20:28,747 --> 00:20:29,980
That seems fair. No problem.
602
00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:31,381
I don't even know what's happening,
603
00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:32,949
- but I love it.
- Pay first.
604
00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:35,396
Push your wallet across
the counter with your face.
605
00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:36,665
And don't talk while we make change.
606
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,789
In fact, we're not even
making change, it's all tip.
607
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:41,324
I say we do this for
all our customers now.
608
00:20:41,393 --> 00:20:42,959
We'll feed you your burger.
609
00:20:43,028 --> 00:20:45,128
Hi, I'm Tina. I'll be your feeder today.
610
00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:46,574
Would you like me to pretend your food
611
00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:48,209
-is some sort of airplane or train?
- Train, please.
612
00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,477
You're a good businessman, Dad.
613
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:50,447
Thank you, Tina.
614
00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:53,970
♪ She's a business monster,
a business monster ♪
615
00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:57,441
♪ Pushing units and making bank ♪
616
00:20:57,509 --> 00:21:01,111
♪ She's a business monster,
a business monster ♪
617
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:04,448
♪ Her cardboard office
is totally swank ♪
618
00:21:04,516 --> 00:21:08,552
♪ She's pounding soda,
living on snacks ♪
619
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:11,788
♪ She'll talk about it
later, she'll circle back ♪
620
00:21:11,857 --> 00:21:15,459
♪ She's a business monster,
a business monster ♪
621
00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:19,262
♪ Walking around like
her crap don't stank ♪
622
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:22,365
♪ She's a business monster,
a business monster. ♪
623
00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:27,007
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