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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM ๏ปฟ1 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:19,578 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.MY-SUBS.com 2 00:00:20,047 --> 00:00:22,641 _ 3 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:50,030 Belinda Carlisle there with one of the biggest hits of 1987 so far. 4 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:54,270 Gotta love that track! Coming up next in just a moment... 5 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:13,350 Could you please stop it? I just wanna have some fun, okay? 6 00:01:13,430 --> 00:01:14,510 Kelly, come on. 7 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:17,030 - Kelly. - I'm still walking, Wes. 8 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:20,270 We've only got a couple of hours so let's, uh... let's use it. 9 00:01:20,350 --> 00:01:21,350 I am using it. 10 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,390 Hey. 11 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,070 You're good at this. 12 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,390 It's, uh... got different endings. 13 00:03:09,470 --> 00:03:11,550 Depending on if you're in one or two player. 14 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:12,750 Uh-huh? 15 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:15,350 - It was kinda the first game to do that. - Damn it! 16 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,550 Do you wanna play Top Speed? 17 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:25,350 Oh, no. 18 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:32,110 Thank you. I just wanna get my bearings a bit. 19 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,350 Uh... okay. 20 00:03:34,350 --> 00:03:36,230 - See you around? - Mm-hmm. 21 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:05,390 Go along with whatever I say. 22 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:07,990 - Sorry? - Whatever I say, go along with it. 23 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,270 Okay, Wes, you're just pestering now. 24 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:16,270 - Do I have to red light you? - Two hours 35. 25 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,830 - There's not much time left. - Wes. 26 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:18,910 Look... 27 00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:23,350 - Last week, we had the most amazing... - Last week was last week. 28 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:27,990 I need to talk with my friend here, okay? Haven't seen her in a while. 29 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:30,670 Wes, she's sick. 30 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,670 Like "six months to live" sick. 31 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,870 Five, actually. 32 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:39,750 I need to catch up with her. Private time. 33 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:41,950 Okay. 34 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,950 Okay. 35 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:48,510 - Hey, I'm sorry. - That's okay. 36 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:50,070 See you around? 37 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:52,790 Sure. 38 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:57,950 Sorry for killing you. 39 00:04:58,030 --> 00:04:59,990 The whole "six months to live" thing? 40 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:01,830 Sorry. Five. 41 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:04,590 Five was a nice touch. 42 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,870 - Kelly. - Yorkie. 43 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:10,430 - Yurgie? - Yorkie. 44 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,350 Like the dog breed? 45 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:14,310 Yeah. 46 00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:19,310 He's not a bad guy. I feel kinda bad. 47 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:22,790 - Met him at the Quagmire so... - What's the Quagmire? 48 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,750 If you don't already know what the Quagmire is, 49 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:28,790 you probably don't wanna know. 50 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:29,870 No? 51 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:32,070 You want another one? 52 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,950 - Oh, no, I... - Yeah, you do. Come on. 53 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:36,710 Do I have to tug your leash? 54 00:05:41,870 --> 00:05:44,670 - Hey, Blondie. - I'm Blondie? 55 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,030 You are. Jack and Coke times two. 56 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:49,270 - Oh, no. Mine was just a Coke. - Times two. 57 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,670 - What are you doing? - I'm... regarding you. 58 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:06,110 I feel like I'm being analysed. 59 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:09,030 - Why the glasses? - Um... 60 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:12,430 I like them. They totally work on you. But do you need them? 61 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:16,190 - Yeah, the lenses don't do anything. - Knew it! 62 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:18,590 I used to wear them in school. 63 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:21,790 So I guess now they're just kind of a... comfort thing. 64 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:24,270 I figured they were kind of a fashion statement. 65 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:26,790 - Really? - But then the rest of your outfit is not. 66 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:32,710 Don't take that wrong. It's refreshing. I mean, look around. 67 00:06:33,670 --> 00:06:37,030 People try so hard to look how they think they should look. 68 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:39,950 They probably saw it in some movie. 69 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,830 But I like these. 70 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:46,190 You're authentically you. 71 00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:48,670 Thanks. 72 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:51,150 Cheers. 73 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,710 You never tasted it before? 74 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,150 No, I... 75 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:03,950 I just haven't had it in a while. It's good. 76 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:05,710 Do you live here? 77 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,430 - No. Oh, uh... - Tourist? 78 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:12,870 We'll go with tourist. So you're new here? 79 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:16,750 - First night. - First night? Wow, okay! 80 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:21,790 Oh, my God! 81 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,550 We have to dance to this. 82 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,150 - With each other? - Uh-huh. 83 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:30,430 - Oh, no. Dance floors aren't my thing. - Oh, let's not limit ourselves. 84 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,790 - No, I can't. - Yes, you can, come on. 85 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,750 - No, I'll look dumb... - Just follow my lead! 86 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:51,230 Copy me. 87 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,070 You got it. 88 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:14,430 Hey! 89 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,910 - Why did you run away? - Oh, sorry. 90 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:23,390 I... I said I'm not much of a dancer. 91 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:25,510 No shit. 92 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:28,270 Like a frightened horse on a frozen lake back there. 93 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:31,510 I'm kidding. Half kidding. 94 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:34,550 Sorry I pushed you into it. 95 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:38,950 Saturday nights once a week. It's like no time. I get impatient. 96 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:41,910 No, no, it's not that. It's... 97 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:46,390 - Everyone was looking. - Looking? 98 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:51,190 Yeah. You know, two girls dancing. 99 00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:54,310 Okay, one, folks are way less uptight than they used to be. 100 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:58,070 And two, this is a party town. No one's judging. 101 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:04,830 Face it. If they were staring, it's because I am bodacious. 102 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:10,550 - You're stupid. - Thank you! 103 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,550 - I've never been on a dance floor. - Never? 104 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,710 As in the whole time you've been alive never? 105 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,750 Never. 106 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:27,710 What are you, like, Amish? 107 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:29,990 That's one sheltered existence you got there. 108 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:31,270 Yeah, well. 109 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:34,990 As far as my family's concerned, I can't do anything. 110 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:41,510 Well, no one knows about even half the shit I get up to. 111 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:46,310 With your folks, though, it's from a place of love, though, right? 112 00:10:46,390 --> 00:10:48,070 - They worry. - They don't worry. 113 00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:54,510 Just the concept of me enjoying myself would blow their minds. 114 00:10:56,550 --> 00:11:00,430 What would you like to do? That you've never done? 115 00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:05,390 Oh... 116 00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,550 So many things. 117 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,630 San Junipero is a party town. 118 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:16,990 All up for grabs. 119 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:20,510 Midnight's two hours away. 120 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,190 Oh, that's not long. 121 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,830 Why waste time sitting here? 122 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:33,390 I, um... 123 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,510 - Listen... - It's okay. 124 00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:38,950 - No, I mean... - Really, it's okay. 125 00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:43,910 No, I'm, uh... I'm engaged. I have a fiancรฉ. 126 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:48,630 - He's called Greg. - And is Greg here? 127 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,270 - No, he's... - Elsewhere? 128 00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:53,590 Yeah. 129 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:54,910 Oh. 130 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:58,590 Wanna go to bed with me? 131 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:02,150 We could be back at mine in like... 132 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,790 I never did anything like that. 133 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,230 All the more reason. 134 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,110 Oh, you're nice. 135 00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:15,910 - I can't. - Okay. 136 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,710 - I just... I can't. - I get it. 137 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:25,830 - I have to go. - In this? 138 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,870 It's been really great to meet you. 139 00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:30,550 Likewise. 140 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:34,350 Okay. 141 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:38,870 Okay. 142 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:40,910 Okay. 143 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:43,830 Shit. 144 00:13:16,513 --> 00:13:17,187 _ 145 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:20,870 - What the hell, Wes? - Look, I know I'm coming across... 146 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:24,670 - I'm red lighting you, for real. Okay? - No, don't do that. Just... 147 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:28,390 - Then stop this. - Can you hear me out? Please? Please. 148 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,030 How many girls do you think there are in San Junipero? 149 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,630 Hundreds? Thousands? 150 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:34,750 I don't care. 151 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,430 I'm saying there's plenty of other girls out there for you, Wes. 152 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,830 The locals? They're like dead people. 153 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:41,990 A little lively for dead people. 154 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,670 Look, I don't want some kind of boring romance, okay? 155 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,550 Like, Jesus, put us in a retirement home deal. 156 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,070 Well, if you're looking for someone to fuck, there's options. 157 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:53,510 - Hang out at the Quagmire again. - It's not just sex. 158 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,590 - It was just sex. - No, we made a connection. 159 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,470 Wes, it was just sex. 160 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,790 - No... - No roots. 161 00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:04,150 We had fun. 162 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:06,750 I'm sorry. 163 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,030 Enjoy the town, for God's sake. 164 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,310 - Hey. - Hey. 165 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:26,150 Waiting for someone? 166 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:28,910 Not really. 167 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,030 I'll get you a drink? 168 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,110 Uh, yeah, sure. 169 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,230 So, uh... yeah, it was microsurgery, I guess. 170 00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:57,110 You know, both my kneecaps had kind of just worn down. 171 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:05,430 You know, I never got this song. Kind of weird. 172 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,590 - Shall we dance? - Sure. 173 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,950 I mean, I guess by the time I'd put my mind to, like, computing. 174 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:03,510 You know, caught that first wave, would have had a different story. 175 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:06,750 Gotta use the bathroom. 176 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:09,750 Okay. 177 00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:33,870 - I don't know how to do this. - Do what? 178 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,510 Just help me. 179 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,670 Can you just... 180 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:48,310 Just make this easy for me? 181 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,790 You wanna get in my car? 182 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,790 - How long have you been here? - Sorry? 183 00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:16,630 - How long have you been here? - In San Junipero? 184 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:22,510 Uh... Couple of months. Plan is long enough to enjoy myself. 185 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,150 Guess I'm a tourist, like you. 186 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,270 Yeah. 187 00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:34,550 Hey. You okay? 188 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:36,590 Yeah. 189 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:41,270 Stop! 190 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,990 Sorry, but... 191 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,910 Man, your face! 192 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:30,670 Wow. 193 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:34,670 - You like it? - It's just so big. 194 00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,430 Reminds me of where I grew up. 195 00:19:42,337 --> 00:19:44,381 _ 196 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:47,150 Miss your mom? 197 00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,870 You have to show me. 198 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,150 - Okay. - Okay. 199 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,310 You never slept with a woman before? 200 00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:55,510 That's not a critique. I mean, it was fucking awesome. 201 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:01,910 No, never with a woman. 202 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,550 Never with anyone. 203 00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,510 Not anyone? 204 00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:14,470 - What, in town or...? - No. No one, nowhere. 205 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:21,310 - I guess you deflowered me. - I deflowered you? 206 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,270 What is this? Merry England? 207 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,590 Shut up. 208 00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:33,670 You've had relationships though. 209 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:35,550 Mnh-mnh. 210 00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:38,630 Hello! You got a fiancรฉ. 211 00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:44,230 - It's complicated. - Yeah, I'll say. 212 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:50,590 When did you know... 213 00:21:52,390 --> 00:21:56,150 - that you liked women? - I like men too. 214 00:21:57,070 --> 00:21:57,870 Equal rights. 215 00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:02,990 Okay. 216 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,230 But when did you know? 217 00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:10,510 Do you always know? 218 00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:21,110 I was married to a guy. A long time, I was married. 219 00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:25,550 I always knew. 220 00:22:25,630 --> 00:22:29,470 I mean, I'd be attracted to other girls, 221 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:36,110 co-workers, friends, some waitress that served me. 222 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:41,550 They were crushes. God, they were crushes. 223 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,550 Never acted on any of it. 224 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:53,350 Never did anything. 225 00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:00,390 I was in love with him. 226 00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:05,390 I really was in love with him. 227 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:12,590 But he chose not to stick around. 228 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:22,710 So now it's me. And I'm passing through. 229 00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:27,150 And before I leave, I'll have a good time. 230 00:23:29,710 --> 00:23:31,550 I'm just gonna have a good time. 231 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:44,950 Time's nearly up. 232 00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:49,790 Then let's lie here. 233 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,576 _ 234 00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:41,790 Excuse me? 235 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,070 Have you seen Kelly? 236 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,990 - What's that? - Kelly. 237 00:24:46,910 --> 00:24:48,430 I haven't seen her all night. 238 00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:52,270 You tried the Quagmire? 239 00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:55,190 What is the Quagmire? 240 00:26:30,150 --> 00:26:31,710 - Whoa! Hey! - I'm sorry! 241 00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:35,590 Yeah, I know you from somewhere. 242 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,910 Tucker's. 243 00:26:39,590 --> 00:26:42,150 - Kelly's friend, huh? - Do you know where to find her? 244 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:45,790 - How would I know that? - You're her friend. 245 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,670 - Was a friend. - Has she been here? 246 00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:51,830 No. 247 00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:57,390 You too, huh? 248 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,550 Well... 249 00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:06,070 Hey. Try a different time. 250 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:11,350 Here in '80, the '90s, 2002 one time. 251 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:14,510 She's worth the shot, right? 252 00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:29,430 _ 253 00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:33,070 Introducing the totally redesigned Chrysler Cordoba. 254 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:35,670 All the luxury you expect is here. 255 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,710 But so is gas mileage... 256 00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,270 No, no, no. 257 00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:53,470 - Hey. - Hey. 258 00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:56,190 Golden age, right? 259 00:27:56,910 --> 00:27:58,550 - Right. - You playing or... 260 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,750 I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone. 261 00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:03,950 Maybe... next time. 262 00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:07,364 _ 263 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,870 โ™ช Don't you think? โ™ช 264 00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:15,030 โ™ช It's like rain... โ™ช 265 00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:46,870 Kelly? 266 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,605 _ 267 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:34,270 Yeah! 268 00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:36,870 You're beautiful! 269 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:40,230 - Select a song! - Hi. 270 00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:43,870 Ladies' room. 271 00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:49,190 Hey. 272 00:29:50,510 --> 00:29:52,390 Hey. No, you... 273 00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:55,510 Wait a minute. 274 00:29:56,510 --> 00:29:58,190 Why are you here? 275 00:29:58,270 --> 00:30:00,430 I was looking for you. Where did you go? 276 00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:02,190 I like a change of music. 277 00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:04,750 How the hell is this your era? 278 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:11,950 - You hid from me. - One, I did not. 279 00:30:12,030 --> 00:30:16,750 Two, I owe you zero. And three... see point two. 280 00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:26,790 It's not about who owes who. It's about manners. 281 00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:29,070 You don't know who I am. 282 00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:32,630 You don't know what this means. 283 00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:35,830 This means fun. 284 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:38,870 Or it should. And this... 285 00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:42,190 This is not fun, okay? 286 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,870 This is not fun. 287 00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:47,670 So you don't feel bad? 288 00:30:51,190 --> 00:30:56,270 Maybe you should feel bad. Or at least feel something. 289 00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:44,510 Have you seen a girl? Mid-20s, brown hair, glasses? 290 00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:46,150 Uh... 291 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,310 Oh, jeez. 292 00:32:06,270 --> 00:32:07,270 Hey. 293 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:16,110 Please tell me you got your pain slider set to zero. 294 00:32:18,990 --> 00:32:20,270 Yeah, I think so. 295 00:32:30,270 --> 00:32:33,350 - Okay, listen. - How many of them are dead? 296 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:37,070 Like what percentage? 297 00:32:40,470 --> 00:32:41,910 As in full-timers? 298 00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:48,550 Eighty. Eighty-five. 299 00:32:58,230 --> 00:32:59,310 I'm sorry. 300 00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:06,590 - I'm not gonna jump. - I know, and I'm sorry, whatever it's... 301 00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:11,230 In the time I've been here, I said I wouldn't... 302 00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:15,870 I don't know, do feelings. 303 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,430 You freaked me out. 304 00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:23,990 I don't want to like anyone. 305 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:30,110 So you've been just... totally fucking inconvenient. 306 00:33:32,590 --> 00:33:33,550 It's that... 307 00:33:34,870 --> 00:33:37,630 I don't know how long there is. 308 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:44,430 And I can't. I wasn't prepared for you. For wanting something... 309 00:34:07,350 --> 00:34:08,590 Next week it is. 310 00:34:10,270 --> 00:34:11,790 I'm getting married. 311 00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:13,750 Next week? 312 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,670 To nice Greg? 313 00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:21,550 - Sure you're going through with that? - I have to. 314 00:34:23,790 --> 00:34:26,390 - You have to? - Mm-hmm. 315 00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:30,110 He really is a good guy. 316 00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:36,270 I mean, my family don't approve, but... 317 00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:39,510 they can't stop us. 318 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:48,110 I know he pities me. That pisses me off. 319 00:34:50,470 --> 00:34:54,150 But that's not fair 'cause he's... 320 00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:06,630 You said you don't know how much time there is. 321 00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:09,070 What does that mean? 322 00:35:15,870 --> 00:35:17,550 They tell me three months. 323 00:35:19,790 --> 00:35:22,430 It's spread basically everywhere. 324 00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,950 They said three months before six months ago. 325 00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:28,950 So, you know, what do they know? 326 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,630 Doesn't even taste of anything. 327 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:42,190 - But so you'll stay here after? - No. 328 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:45,990 When I'm done, I am done. 329 00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:48,310 But that's cra... I mean... 330 00:35:49,870 --> 00:35:52,630 - Why? - Richard. 331 00:35:54,390 --> 00:35:55,390 That's... 332 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,150 My husband's name was Richard. 333 00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:05,710 He died just two years ago. 334 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:10,630 So we had the opportunity to stay in San Junipero. 335 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:11,710 Pass over. 336 00:36:13,870 --> 00:36:14,910 Didn't take it. 337 00:36:16,470 --> 00:36:19,510 - Didn't want to take it. - Why wouldn't anyone take it? 338 00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:23,350 He had his viewpoint. 339 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:30,350 There were things he believed and things he didn't believe in, 340 00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:32,110 and this place was one of them. 341 00:36:34,070 --> 00:36:36,950 Wouldn't even visit. Take the trial run. 342 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:38,270 Shit. 343 00:36:40,390 --> 00:36:44,790 I didn't know if I wanted to try it but... I mean... 344 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:50,710 Jesus, without this place, I never would've met someone like you. 345 00:36:50,790 --> 00:36:54,750 - Yeah, you could have. - No, I wouldn't. 346 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:57,070 - We could have met outside all this. - No. 347 00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:02,510 You... would not have got me at all. 348 00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:06,670 At all. 349 00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:11,630 If we really met, I mean... 350 00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:15,110 If we really met, you wouldn't like me. 351 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:17,030 Try me. 352 00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:21,390 Or you'd... You wouldn't want to spend time with me. 353 00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:23,710 - You'd come and then... - Try me. 354 00:37:23,790 --> 00:37:24,790 Why? 355 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:28,390 Why? What's the point? 356 00:37:28,470 --> 00:37:30,590 What? Where are you? Houston? 357 00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:33,310 Carson City, Nevada. 358 00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:36,430 So come on. 359 00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:39,590 I showed you mine. 360 00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:41,470 Where are you? 361 00:37:43,910 --> 00:37:46,990 - I can just look it up. - Santa Rosa, California. 362 00:37:47,070 --> 00:37:50,790 - That's no distance. - I don't want you to... 363 00:37:54,550 --> 00:37:57,990 - I don't want you to see me. I'm scared... - And I'm dying. 364 00:37:59,390 --> 00:38:01,990 Whatever you are can't scare me. 365 00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:07,310 Let me come visit. 366 00:38:09,150 --> 00:38:10,870 I want to say hi. 367 00:38:37,423 --> 00:38:38,635 _ 368 00:38:53,350 --> 00:38:54,790 Here you go. 369 00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:19,310 You okay? 370 00:39:28,830 --> 00:39:31,590 Please check in at our self-service pods 371 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,470 using swipe cards provided. 372 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:38,230 - You must be Kelly. - I guess I must. 373 00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:40,550 - She's waiting for you. - Thank you. 374 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,350 Please. 375 00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:48,910 She won't be able to physically respond in any way. 376 00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:50,830 But she can hear you. 377 00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:53,950 I'll give you some privacy. 378 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,270 Hello, stupid. 379 00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:33,190 It's good to see you. 380 00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:53,110 Uh... Hello. Excuse me. Is it... Kelly? 381 00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:55,990 It is. 382 00:40:57,390 --> 00:41:00,230 - I'm Greg. - You're Greg? 383 00:41:01,470 --> 00:41:03,630 Holy shit. 384 00:41:04,550 --> 00:41:07,470 Yeah, I think it's great that you came down here in person 385 00:41:07,550 --> 00:41:08,830 before she passes over. 386 00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:10,670 Even her folks don't come visit no more so... 387 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:12,030 She's passing over? 388 00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:16,990 - When? - Uh... 389 00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:19,430 - Let's go grab a coffee. - Okay. 390 00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:24,110 - She didn't tell you? - No, she did not. 391 00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:29,710 - Said she was just visiting. - More like sampling the trial version. 392 00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:37,430 I mean, I've only known her the past three years. 393 00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:40,470 We talk on the comm box. 394 00:41:43,110 --> 00:41:46,190 She told you how she ended up quadriplegic? 395 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:48,110 And how long she's been that way? 396 00:41:49,870 --> 00:41:54,230 One night, she's 21, comes out to her folks. 397 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:56,990 They're a little uptight about it, you might say. 398 00:41:58,070 --> 00:41:59,830 They told her they don't want a gay daughter. 399 00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:01,990 It's not natural and so forth. 400 00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:06,110 They fight. She gets in her car. Runs it off the road. Boom! 401 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,310 - When she was 21? - More than 40 years back. 402 00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:12,430 It's been her whole lifetime, basically. 403 00:42:12,510 --> 00:42:15,030 So the whole San Junipero system has been a big deal for her. 404 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,630 The biggest deal. 405 00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:21,630 Of course now, until she passes over, it goes permanent, 406 00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:24,110 she's on a five-hour weekly limit. 407 00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:26,070 I guess you're the same. 408 00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:29,630 They ration it out. They don't trust us with more. 409 00:42:29,710 --> 00:42:32,710 They say you go crazy if you have too much, you know? 410 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:35,670 You don't leave your seat. You disassociate body from mind. 411 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:39,790 Like that doesn't happen in every senior home already. 412 00:42:40,670 --> 00:42:43,110 The system's there for therapeutic reasons, 413 00:42:43,190 --> 00:42:46,150 immersive nostalgia therapy. 414 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,750 Plunge you into a world of memories. 415 00:42:49,510 --> 00:42:52,830 Helps with Alzheimer's, that's what they say. 416 00:42:52,910 --> 00:42:54,150 Small mercies. 417 00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:56,790 So... 418 00:42:58,070 --> 00:42:59,830 About this marriage... 419 00:43:02,070 --> 00:43:05,150 The state's got a triple lockdown on euthanasia cases. 420 00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:09,350 You gotta have a sign-off from the doc, the patient, a family member. 421 00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:13,830 It's to stop folks from passing over just because they prefer San Junipero flat out. 422 00:43:13,910 --> 00:43:15,750 Anyhow, Yorkie's family, 423 00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:19,030 they're big-time religious, and they will not sign. 424 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:21,350 But a spouse can override them. 425 00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:25,550 - Hence the wedding bells. - You got it. 426 00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:27,670 We got a pastor coming tomorrow a.m., 427 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:30,590 and then she's scheduled to pass tomorrow afternoon. 428 00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:34,030 "Scheduled to pass." Let's just call it dying. 429 00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:36,110 If you can call it dying. 430 00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:39,310 Uploaded to the cloud, sounds like heaven. 431 00:43:40,270 --> 00:43:41,470 I guess. 432 00:43:43,230 --> 00:43:44,630 You gonna wear a suit? 433 00:43:46,510 --> 00:43:48,910 The ceremony's on my coffee break. 434 00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:53,790 I never married so I just figured, you know, what's the harm? 435 00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:56,190 You're a good man. 436 00:43:58,230 --> 00:43:59,670 It's the least I could do, right? 437 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:06,510 Think you could hook us up to the system now? 438 00:44:06,590 --> 00:44:09,630 Just for a little while, before she passes? 439 00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:13,310 You can still see her afterwards. I mean, then she's no limit. 440 00:44:13,390 --> 00:44:16,230 She's full, fat, permanent San Juniperan. 441 00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:18,470 I know, but can you? 442 00:44:18,550 --> 00:44:21,150 Seriously, it is so tight here that they monitor every... 443 00:44:21,230 --> 00:44:23,190 I only want a moment. 444 00:44:41,390 --> 00:44:42,190 Ma'am. 445 00:44:43,630 --> 00:44:46,270 - You got five minutes - Thank you. 446 00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:01,110 Hey! 447 00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:05,470 I've never been here during the daylight. 448 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:07,470 It's warm. 449 00:45:08,390 --> 00:45:11,190 Listen, I gotta be quick. So I spoke to Greg. 450 00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:12,390 Oh. 451 00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:17,550 - You're passing over tomorrow? - Yeah. 452 00:45:17,630 --> 00:45:19,350 Couple of hours after the wedding. 453 00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:24,510 So I guess I am technically honeymooning here forever. 454 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,230 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 455 00:45:31,110 --> 00:45:34,350 - I'm gonna say something crazy. - Okay. 456 00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,150 Wanna marry me instead? 457 00:45:42,070 --> 00:45:45,110 It's just... Greg seems great, but... 458 00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:48,750 Why not someone you've connected with? 459 00:45:57,830 --> 00:45:59,590 Is that a yes? 460 00:46:02,310 --> 00:46:04,110 ...to be your lawfully wedded wife, 461 00:46:04,190 --> 00:46:09,350 to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 462 00:46:10,590 --> 00:46:15,230 in good times and in woe, for richer, for poorer... 463 00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:29,629 _ 464 00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:49,550 Hold tight. 465 00:47:51,830 --> 00:47:53,190 There you go. 466 00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:58,510 Nearly there. 467 00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:01,750 That's it. 468 00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:13,750 Are you sure you're all right? 469 00:48:44,710 --> 00:48:45,830 Hey! 470 00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:56,550 You didn't dress up to see me? 471 00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:58,310 Oh... 472 00:48:58,390 --> 00:48:59,830 Come on! 473 00:49:01,950 --> 00:49:04,070 Better? 474 00:49:06,190 --> 00:49:07,190 Whoop! 475 00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:11,590 Oh! 476 00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,750 Oh! Whoo! 477 00:49:23,590 --> 00:49:25,470 Looks so real. 478 00:49:28,190 --> 00:49:30,510 It feels so real! 479 00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:42,270 - What are you doing? - Oh, I love it here! 480 00:49:42,350 --> 00:49:43,350 I just love it. 481 00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:47,110 - You've been here before. - But now I live here! 482 00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:49,910 Be with me. 483 00:49:51,350 --> 00:49:54,870 - I'm with you now. - That's not what I mean. 484 00:49:56,790 --> 00:49:58,150 Pass over. 485 00:49:59,310 --> 00:50:02,430 - When it's your time. - Yorkie. 486 00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:05,870 - Stay here with me. - Can we just enjoy tonight? 487 00:50:05,950 --> 00:50:07,950 It's almost midnight. 488 00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:09,390 In ten minutes, you're out of here. 489 00:50:09,470 --> 00:50:11,110 Then I gotta wait a week to see you again. 490 00:50:11,190 --> 00:50:14,310 - You know I'm just a visitor. - What, a couple of months, then what? 491 00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:17,110 - We're not discussing this. - Then you're gone. 492 00:50:17,190 --> 00:50:21,030 - Just gone. You could have forever. - Forever? 493 00:50:21,110 --> 00:50:24,350 - Who can even make sense of forever? - However long you want then. 494 00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:27,030 I mean, you can remove yourself like that. 495 00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:28,910 It's not a trap. 496 00:50:28,990 --> 00:50:32,390 I mean, look at it! Jesus! Touch it! 497 00:50:32,470 --> 00:50:34,790 - I'm going. - Hey! Oh. Hey. 498 00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:37,670 It's real. 499 00:50:38,830 --> 00:50:41,230 This is real. 500 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:44,470 And this. 501 00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:47,510 - Hmm? - Come on. 502 00:50:47,590 --> 00:50:49,430 You know that was just a gesture. 503 00:50:51,390 --> 00:50:55,110 - You married me. - To help you pass over. 504 00:50:55,190 --> 00:51:00,070 - As a... kindness. - It's not so kind to leave. 505 00:51:04,070 --> 00:51:07,110 Okay, look, look, I'm sorry, I just... 506 00:51:09,110 --> 00:51:10,910 I got this chance. 507 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,790 We got this chance. I wanna share it with you. 508 00:51:18,190 --> 00:51:20,830 I said I made my choice. 509 00:51:20,910 --> 00:51:24,030 What is it? You feel bad because your husband isn't here? 510 00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:27,710 - Because that was his choice. - Don't. 511 00:51:27,790 --> 00:51:30,470 He chose not to stay here. It's like he left you. 512 00:51:31,430 --> 00:51:34,510 You know, he could have stayed, but he chose to leave you. 513 00:51:34,590 --> 00:51:36,870 - You don't know what you're saying. - You should be mad at him. 514 00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:38,990 - Not whipping yourself with guilt. - Get off me. 515 00:51:39,070 --> 00:51:42,950 You can't see it! But what he did, it was selfish actually! 516 00:51:47,630 --> 00:51:49,070 Forty-nine years... 517 00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:56,510 I was with him for 49 years. 518 00:51:57,550 --> 00:52:00,110 You can't begin to imagine. 519 00:52:01,270 --> 00:52:02,830 You can't know... 520 00:52:04,670 --> 00:52:08,230 the bond, the commitment, the boredom, 521 00:52:08,310 --> 00:52:10,670 the yearning, the laughter, the love of it. 522 00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:13,310 The fucking love. You just cannot know! 523 00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:17,430 Everything we sacrificed. 524 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:22,390 The years I gave him. The years he gave me. 525 00:52:22,470 --> 00:52:23,830 Did you think to ask? 526 00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:28,390 Did it occur to you to ask? 527 00:52:30,950 --> 00:52:32,350 We had a daughter. 528 00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:36,310 Alison. 529 00:52:38,230 --> 00:52:41,110 Always difficult, always beautiful. 530 00:52:41,190 --> 00:52:43,910 Died at 39 years old, bless her heart. 531 00:52:43,990 --> 00:52:47,070 And Richard and I, we felt that heartbreak as one. 532 00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:51,270 You think you're the only person ever suffered, go fuck yourself. 533 00:52:51,350 --> 00:52:53,550 - Well, I didn't know... - Didn't think to. 534 00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:57,630 You know, when he was dying, Richard said to me 535 00:52:57,710 --> 00:53:01,350 when they offered him this, to pass over, pass through, 536 00:53:01,430 --> 00:53:04,110 spend eternity in this fucking graveyard you're so in love with, 537 00:53:04,190 --> 00:53:09,870 he said, "How can I? When she missed out, how can I?" 538 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:12,350 And so he went. 539 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:16,750 And I wish I could believe he's with her now, 540 00:53:16,830 --> 00:53:18,470 that they're together, but I don't. 541 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,390 I believe they're nowhere. Just like you said. 542 00:53:22,990 --> 00:53:27,070 Gone. No, I pitied you, and that's the truth. I pitied you. 543 00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:28,550 Now you give me some sales pitch 544 00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:30,510 about how fucking peachy forever could be. 545 00:53:30,590 --> 00:53:31,630 I'm sorry. 546 00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:33,910 You wanna spend forever somewhere nothing matters? 547 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,790 End up like Wes? 548 00:53:36,870 --> 00:53:39,990 All those lost fucks at the Quagmire 549 00:53:40,070 --> 00:53:42,150 trying anything to feel something, go ahead. 550 00:53:43,430 --> 00:53:46,150 But I'm out. I'm gone. 551 00:53:49,430 --> 00:53:53,110 Kelly, I'm sorry. Kelly! 552 00:54:24,781 --> 00:54:25,592 _ 553 00:56:07,670 --> 00:56:09,150 Hey, Kelly. 554 00:56:10,990 --> 00:56:14,150 - You all right? - Yeah, I am fine. 555 00:57:11,030 --> 00:57:13,990 - Well, okay then. - Huh? 556 00:57:18,430 --> 00:57:19,430 Kelly? 557 00:57:20,510 --> 00:57:22,670 All things considered... 558 00:57:24,710 --> 00:57:26,150 I guess I'm ready. 559 00:57:28,670 --> 00:57:29,790 For what? 560 00:57:33,070 --> 00:57:35,070 For the rest of it. 561 00:58:26,358 --> 00:58:29,850 _ 562 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:49,230 Ready? 563 00:58:49,310 --> 00:58:52,230 Whoo! 564 00:58:56,350 --> 00:58:59,430 Whoo! 565 01:00:09,590 --> 01:00:14,590 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.MY-SUBS.com 39880

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