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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:31,060 ASTERIX & OBELIX AGAINST CAESAR 3 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:33,060 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 4 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:37,860 Soldiers, the soothsayers have pronounced themselves. 5 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:43,700 For the next moon, We will invade the Great Britain. 6 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,860 Caesar! Caesar! 7 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:50,460 Soldiers, the entire world is looking at you. 8 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:53,860 For the glory of Rome. 9 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:58,300 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 10 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,460 All Around The Country,, 11 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:05,060 To the smaller town, pay the Caesar's tax. 12 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:09,300 Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! 13 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,060 You promised To talk with him. Talking of what? 14 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,940 You Know It very well. Of that Gallic town that keeps on offering resistance. 15 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:18,860 to Caesar that Gallic town he cares a pepper. 16 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,860 You Have something else that to do. - we'll see. I will talk with him. 17 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:24,140 If you do it, I tell him that you resell part 18 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:27,380 of the foodstuff of the army to make a palace in Rome for you. 19 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:29,780 - It Is lie. - I have proofs. 20 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:32,900 Ah, good. what do you say? 21 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:35,980 You Are worse than me, Detritus. 22 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:38,780 How flattering. 23 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,860 Do you find funny my discourse, Detritus? 24 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:45,660 No, no, Ceasar; Of course not, he is than... 25 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:49,540 The fact is that Trolleybus remembered Belgians' one of my histories. 26 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:50,460 Which One? 27 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:53,380 Come closer. 28 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:56,860 Go. 29 00:03:58,900 --> 00:03:59,860 Look at me. 30 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:02,260 To the eyes. 31 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:06,300 You hide something from me. 32 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,540 Hiding something, me? 33 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:12,300 Caesar! I swear it to you for Trolleybus's head 34 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,540 And good you know how much I appreciate his friendship. 35 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:17,780 Yes, that they'll throw Trolleybus to the lions if I tell lies. That! 36 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,380 Soldiers! 37 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:25,060 Why did we not manage to defeat those Gauls? 38 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,860 What does that town have special? 39 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:31,060 I understand that it's a very normal little town. 40 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:33,860 That it is similar to any another Gallic town. 41 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:43,140 Guard, open the door, it's my cousin with the ox. 42 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,180 Open! Hello cousin. How is it going? 43 00:04:56,140 --> 00:05:01,300 Approach! Come closer! Come and look. Look! Yes, look! 44 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,860 Look, come closer. Fresh, very cheap fish. 45 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,540 Come here, fresh fish. Come, fresh fish. 46 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:09,540 -Yes, a moment. It is fresh, come closer, yes. 47 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:13,060 Come, come closer. That is fresh. It is fresh. It is rich and cheap. 48 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:21,300 What do you want?... I already seen it. look at... You Are Fantastic, hey! 49 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:24,340 I must tell to myself that my husband has gotten fat lately. 50 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,940 I took it into account. I reinforced everything. 51 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:28,860 Then, prove it. yes. 52 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,700 Come, we go. Yes! 53 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,620 Up! 54 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:38,300 How's it going? Go Vercingetorix! 55 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:48,300 I would have liked to be an artist. 56 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,780 Shut up, bard! 57 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,220 It's not fresh, you keep it. 58 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,940 What? My fish is not fresh? 59 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:11,620 Try smelling it. Look that's how good the smell 60 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,860 Your fish is not fresh. - That is not fresh? 61 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,700 Smell my fish. My fish is fresh. 62 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,540 Maybe you can't smell that well? Does it smell of the sea? 63 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,700 No, it's not fresh. Yes, it is fresh. 64 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:24,060 No, it's not fresh. Yes, it is fresh. 65 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,940 No, it is not fresh. Yes, yes it is fresh. 66 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:29,540 No, it is not fresh! Yes, it is fresh! 67 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:37,620 No, it is not fresh! No, it is not fresh! Yes, it is fresh! Yes, it is fresh! 68 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,020 No, it is not fresh. 69 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:07,060 -Agecanonix. -Ah, a fight. I wanna go there. 70 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,620 Agecanonix, you're no longer young. You're 80 years old, my love. 71 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:12,300 Leave me alone of your desires. 72 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,060 Fresh or no, I don't want anymore. 73 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:17,700 A stork. 74 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:28,140 Have taken me for a butterfly, Ordralfabetix? 75 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,860 Forgive, Panoramix. I was distracted. 76 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,860 - The fish eyes! - Is it fresh? 77 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:34,940 I said That; it is not fresh. 78 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:39,300 A great danger threatens the village. 79 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:43,780 It's written in the eye. Look! 80 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:48,900 It is a sign, a bad spirit wants to harm to us. 81 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:51,860 It is nearby. I feel their presence. 82 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:56,220 That the gods come to help us. 83 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,300 Open the doors. 84 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,300 Talk, Caius Bonus, tell me everything. 85 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:13,860 They have a weapon secret, Governor. A magical potion. 86 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:17,060 A magical potion? Good, you take me a fool or what? 87 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,380 I wouldn't dare, Governor. 88 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:22,060 A druid manufactures it and they become invincible when drinking it. 89 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:23,300 Invincibles? 90 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:26,060 Yes, it is a secret given by their ancestors. 91 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:27,700 By Jupiter! 92 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:34,380 If somebody discovers that secret, he would be the master of the world 93 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,940 For that reason I did not tell it to nobody 94 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:39,300 Imagine you conquering the other towns... 95 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:44,060 You have done good. I would love to be master of the world! 96 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,700 How long does the effect of that magical potion last? 97 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,060 About 10 minutes. 98 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:54,220 Then they have to ask the druid for more potion. 99 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,540 Now you. Cut off the supplies of the magic potion. 100 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:59,260 Gather the necessary soldiers. 101 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:01,300 I thought of it, but there is a problem. 102 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,540 -A problem? -Yes, enormous. 103 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:06,860 A colossal Gaul that doesn't need to drink the potion again. 104 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:09,860 He fell in the pot full of the magic potion when still a baby. 105 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:11,780 Neutralize him. Set him a trap. 106 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:14,220 Hypotyhenus will build it to you. He is my engineer. 107 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:18,060 Will not be easy. He never separates from his friend. That is very clever. 108 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:21,540 No worries, Hypotyhenus is a true child genius. 109 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:27,220 Do you hear? It is going to rain. The sky is as good as covered. 110 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,620 If you continue that way, you will touch the sky with the menhir's tip. 111 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,500 Do you think? 112 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:34,540 Yes, and if you tear it, it could fall down on us 113 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:39,340 Don't say that, be quiet! It's the only thing that makes me panic. 114 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,060 And you will fall with a loud sound. Shut up! 115 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:45,860 I am kidding. I do not find it funny. 116 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,380 You walk normal, that your jokes. 117 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,380 Never it is a common knowledge. I prefer not to take the risk. 118 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,540 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 119 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:10,780 Here Asterix and Obelix rest. Need to write yes,yes? 120 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:13,220 The lions adore to the intellectuals. 121 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:15,860 Yes, they are more gentle than the centurions. 122 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,380 If the Romans saw you. -the Romans, the Romans. 123 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:22,060 Not one to be seen in these past 15 days. Not an ambush, or anything. 124 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:25,220 They no longer want to play; you hit them too hard, and you you humiliate them. 125 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,860 Do I humiliate them? Yes,a little. 126 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:30,700 They destroy Carthage, the entire world, the fact that you fear them conquer. 127 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,860 And a fat uncle gives them beatings. 128 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,060 A fat uncle? Yes. 129 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,460 What fat uncle? Who do you speak of? 130 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:39,620 No, I meant a magnificent athlete named Obelix. 131 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,460 Ah, good. 132 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:42,940 Arrive already. 133 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:06,940 Rest stop? No. -No, is an Obelix grave tablet. 134 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,300 Are we dead? No, not yet. 135 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,460 But I don't like this. 136 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:22,780 Now... we drop it on the head. 137 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,500 Already! Flat as cockroaches. 138 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:38,620 Six months... i waited this! 6 times humiliations and beatings! 139 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,060 The idea of the rock was it quite original, no? 140 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,860 Architect, I triplicate your salary. 141 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,700 It good that i was fat,yeah? 142 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:48,540 And you, unyielding Gallic, I will sell your entrails. 143 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:56,140 Oh, no. It can't be. Its not possible! 144 00:11:57,100 --> 00:12:00,860 For Pluto, its a nightmare. Its a nightmare! 145 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:01,860 Now! 146 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:07,300 You also help. and what do you believe that I do ? 147 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,660 I filled it with magical potion before leaving. How lucky! 148 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:11,780 Give me a bit. 149 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,780 No, you already fell in the pot as a baby. 150 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:20,780 Enough. 151 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:26,700 It is necessary to do something. Soldiers, get on the rock, to the rock. 152 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:46,860 Caius Bonus. Oh Caius Bonus. My friend! 153 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,060 What happen?, Caius Bonus, do you no longer want to play with your friends? 154 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,580 How idiotic! You would get bored without us. 155 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,060 You have a very beautiful voice. 156 00:12:58,540 --> 00:12:59,860 and you also sings well. 157 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,140 Iam not to blame, Iam just following orders. 158 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,260 We do have good time together, no? 159 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,860 Yes.We did give a good beatings. 160 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:14,220 Yes, yes; but you hits me & my men too strong. 161 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,940 It can be controlled. Do you promise it, Obelix? 162 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,700 Can't promises anything, but I will try. 163 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,060 Then Caius Bonus, think of it as a warning to your soldiers. 164 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,380 and next week we mount ourselves a good one. 165 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:31,860 The idea Caius Bonus gives is not very valiant, but yes imaginative? 166 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:36,580 They tried to crush a rock on on top of our head. 167 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:39,580 See, they push the enormous rock down. 168 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:43,060 We seriously believe it fell fom the sky. 169 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,220 Hey, Obelix? 170 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,220 Have you eaten more than enough? 171 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:50,340 More than enough? Its only my third boar. 172 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:54,300 Pardon,you only eaten up 3. For sure you eat up 3 more, no? 173 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,300 No, only two. At night I have my dinner fast. 174 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,980 Look at you, don't you think that you are quite fat? 175 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,780 A little full.still the same. 176 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,860 Who is she? What do you mean who is she? 177 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,580 Don't you recognize her? It is Falbala. 178 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,620 Falbala! The small Falbala? The small...? 179 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:22,060 Yes. Looks different. 180 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:25,060 Yes,It was 8 years ago when she went to study in Lutecia. 181 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,700 Yes that has changed. yes, she has grown a little bit. 182 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:30,700 And it has gain some kilos, and well distributed. 183 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,620 Obelix! 184 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,860 She recognized -you. Yes,Oh, Falbala! 185 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,300 My dear Obelix, So happy see you again. 186 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:46,300 Because, you have changed so much. I didn't recognized you. 187 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,860 On the other hand you look same; with some more kilos. 188 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,220 No, no, no. Only Just a bit full. 189 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:55,860 A little bit? Right, that is. A little bit full. 190 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:03,060 Falbala! A little bit full! 191 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:10,860 Ah, what wonderful smell! I will eat up your boar. 192 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,300 Eat up it, I am not deaf. What do you what you like? 193 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,220 Do you reject a boar? Are you sick? How are you? 194 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:23,220 Very well. Why? She does look that more beautiful at night,aint she? 195 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,220 Do you not smell the perfume in the she gives? 196 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:30,140 Full moon! Never have ive seen it. 197 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:33,460 You know that coquetuela it is the one that puts you in this state? 198 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,660 Coquetuela? Of whom do you talk? Of Falbala, evidently. 199 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,060 Take care of what you say. No one talks about Falbala this way. 200 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,700 Well, unhand me, by Tutatis you want to choke me. 201 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,380 Well, apology, apology. 202 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:49,780 Falbala is not a coquetuela. Falbala is... it is Falbala! 203 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:03,860 For Falbala? 204 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:07,140 Will you take it with a chain around the neck? 205 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,540 A menhir to give commitment. - What? 206 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,900 Will you request her hand in marriage? -For sure. 207 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,860 Are you crazy. Falbala is not the girl for you. 208 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,300 Why? 209 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,860 Doesn't make good couple; that is to say,I'm refering physically. 210 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,060 You don't understand what women want. 211 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:26,140 They don't care about the physique. What counts is the love. 212 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:29,940 We'll See. Look at who you come. Falbala. 213 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,300 Is it his brother the thin guy? - Her brother? 214 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,780 Yes, Her brother. Looks, he kisses her. 215 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,620 Not like a brother kisses to their sister, Obelix. 216 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,460 Then it might her cousin. 217 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:52,220 Oh, please. Don't you see that its her boyfriend... 218 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,820 Better you propose another day. 219 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,380 Its her boyfriend? Yes,her boyfriend. 220 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,700 Thin guy. Yes... Very thin. 221 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,380 Lets go eat. 222 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,860 Open for the great treasurer Melosinus. 223 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,380 Come to collect the tax. It will spend here the night. 224 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,380 Open up. 225 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,620 You can go already. 226 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:49,300 Come back tomorrow morning. 227 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,460 You, we don't pay overtimes. 228 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:57,100 I like to finish what I begin. I sleep better this way. 229 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,260 Close the doors. 230 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,380 I want it. 231 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:11,700 Imbecile.there's lot more in the chest. 232 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,820 But the chest is not ours. 233 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:17,060 Tomorrow it will be. 234 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:22,380 For Tutatis, the gods are in a bad mood tonight. 235 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,380 Me too. 236 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,860 So eat correctly or i will do for you. 237 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,300 No. That no! 238 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:35,540 -Have you loss your appetite? I'm on diet. 239 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,380 Diet? You? Yes. 240 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,300 You are right. I am a little bit full. 241 00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,460 Who is ? Who are you ? 242 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:58,620 Fortune teller Prolix, with my assistants Alambix and Anorexix. 243 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,580 Enter. 244 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,500 Boss, a fortune-teller and their assistants request hospitality for today. 245 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,220 A fortune-teller? Arrives in a good time. Let him enter. 246 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,420 Another swindler that wants to eat and to sleep free. 247 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,620 Dont be so suspicious! 248 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,860 I have some questions for the fortune-teller. 249 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,300 Welcome to our village. 250 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,300 We knew that we would be very received. 251 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,380 Where do you read the future, fortune-teller? 252 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,860 In a good hot soup and in lukewarm beer. 253 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:36,900 How original. 254 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,900 Arrive in good moment. Karabella. 255 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:47,940 What, what, what, what? Did you see something? 256 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,860 I see a treasure. A treasure? 257 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:57,860 Treasure! 258 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,780 An enormous treasure will arrive to your village. 259 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,940 Karabella, it serves why our friend is here. 260 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,540 There are Roman around the treasure. Many Romans. 261 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,540 Are the Romans for me, yes? 262 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,460 Seize the treasure. It is a good idea. 263 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,100 And later? continue! 264 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,220 We party in Lutecia. 265 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,220 I know a stupendous restaurant. 266 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,220 I can't see anything. 267 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,860 In here somebody emits a negative waves. 268 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:27,220 My decoder one doesn't work. There is no image. 269 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,060 Asterix, go away. Me? Why? 270 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,860 Its an order. 271 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:43,460 Already return. I have it. Yes? What do you see? What do you see? 272 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,860 With this treasure you will lift an army. 273 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,860 And you will expel the the Romans from Gaul. 274 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,860 You heard that Karabella? 275 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,860 You have married the new Vercingetorix. 276 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:57,140 Well, and like you are the cause, go look the fire for the wood. 277 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,860 I have a friend very in love with a young boy... 278 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,860 You want to know if she will marry him. 279 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,780 How did you guessed it? 280 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,860 I am a fortune-teller. Yes, it is certain. 281 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,540 Asterix! 282 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:22,620 Asterix... You know what did the fortune-teller tell me? 283 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,700 That you will marry Falbala. -Yes, are you also a fortune-teller too? 284 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,700 No; They are swindlers. -No he's not a swindler 285 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,460 He has seen that Falbala loves me. 286 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,140 I tell you that Falbala will marry Tragicomix. 287 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:37,300 Falbala loves me. What already happens does not count. 288 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,860 I would have said it. Love is delicate. 289 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:41,780 Do you understand? It is like a flower. 290 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,620 Time are necessary so that she will able to blossom. 291 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:46,460 Oh, yes! 292 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:50,300 Undoubtedly don't understand anything. You never understood anything. Anything! 293 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,780 You drive me crazy. You drive me crazy. 294 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,860 You drive me crazy, Obelix! 295 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:28,300 The Romans. The marines. The Romans. The Romans. 296 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:32,540 The Romans. The rom... The Romans? The Romans are there! 297 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:36,860 Romans! 298 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:47,060 Druid!prepare the magic potion. 299 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:49,140 The Romans have arrived. The Romans. 300 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:52,300 Dejadmelos, they are not more than 20. You are selfish. 301 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,540 I have left 3 drops, it will be enough. 302 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,220 For pity, for pity, Don't you enter that village. 303 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,300 For last time, this is madness. 304 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,460 You are indeed crazy, centurion. 305 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,580 Do know with whom you speak? I am the treasurer of the counties. 306 00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:22,580 Collector of the tax for Caesar. 307 00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:25,860 These Gauls drink a magic potion that makes them invincible. 308 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,220 They will tear you into pieces! 309 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:30,460 You are being delirious. Separate from my road. 310 00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:44,700 Welcome, Roman. thanks, Gaul. 311 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:47,620 Ive come to get paid for the tax to give Caesar. 312 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:50,140 No worries, the money it will be used well. 313 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:51,860 It will use to build roads. 314 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,780 Maintainance for the army that will protect you from your enemies. 315 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,700 and to cover the deficit. 316 00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:00,700 Well, very well. That is... That is the minimum thing. 317 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:06,140 You honor us a lot that for accepting our modest contribution. 318 00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:10,460 Asterix, Obelix, give him the tax for Caesar. 319 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,700 What is that? 320 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,300 What the Roman soldiers abandon in the battlefield, 321 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,540 Every time that we face them. 322 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:25,540 That don't bothers to run. 323 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:30,460 In a blacksmith, the price for metal, you can get a good bargain. 324 00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:33,460 It would also be an interest to an antique dealer. 325 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,300 With this helmet a oil lamp can be made. 326 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:41,460 And this armor can be use as mold to make cookies. 327 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,380 Raze the village! 328 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:53,660 My treasure! My treasure! Oh, my treasure! 329 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:57,300 Never spoke this way to me. Not even when we were engaged. 330 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,700 To my arms, fortune-teller. By Tutatis. 331 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,700 Never been heard such an extraordinary fortune-teller as you. 332 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:05,780 And now, do tell me, what will it happen? Say it! Say it! 333 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,060 Iam not fortune-teller, but I will tell it to you. 334 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:11,140 If we don't return this treasure at once to Caesar, 335 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:13,140 We will be presented with all their legions. 336 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,060 That it is presented, That it is presented! 337 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,860 With their money, I will create an army. 338 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,780 I plan to wait him here... And I will conquer him. 339 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:24,020 Told it to you. This gold will bring bad luck for our village. 340 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:26,780 Then, we will vote. 341 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,780 Those that you want the treasure, to the right 342 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:37,380 Those that want to return it, to the left. 343 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:46,380 I want the money, but not to lose a friend. I abstain. 344 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:52,060 Result gives the voting: We keep the treasure! 345 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:54,220 Yes! Well! Well! 346 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,260 Did you call me, Caesar? 347 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,300 They have stolen the money from the taxes. 348 00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:07,300 What? How dare you? Miserable! 349 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,460 No... Its not Malosinus. 350 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,540 He fell in an ambush that the Gauls set him. 351 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,140 And yet you still live? 352 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,900 Did u not defended the money of the Caesar give until the end? 353 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:18,860 Unfortunate! 354 00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:22,460 Those Gauls live in the town that resists to my legions 355 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,860 For months. Do you already know it? 356 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,860 Do you already know it? Iam speaking to you, Detritus. 357 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:31,220 To me Detritus, Whom the Caesar speaks. 358 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:38,780 Good, it is a town. Let us say a village better, and even this way... 359 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:41,340 Why you have not told me anything? 360 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:45,700 Don't want to bother the great Caesar for a small matter. 361 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,860 A small matter. 362 00:27:50,140 --> 00:27:54,100 A small matter! 363 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,940 They rebel against the Caesar. 364 00:27:57,420 --> 00:27:59,380 They resist to the Roman legions. 365 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:02,620 Not happy with not paying the tribute that they owe me to, 366 00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,780 They steal the money of my taxes from me. 367 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,780 and doesn't that have importance? 368 00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:09,580 You are right, Caesar. It is extremely serious. 369 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:12,580 I will order them to toss to Malosinus to the lions. What do you say? 370 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:16,860 That you prepare my escort. I leave immediately for Petib�num. 371 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:19,540 and with Malosinus, what do we do? 372 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,540 If you don't solve this before the next moon, 373 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,780 It will be you to who we toss to the lions. 374 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,060 The Caesar arrives. The Caesar arrives. 375 00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:39,940 Clear. Get ready. Everything tidy up. Hurry! 376 00:28:57,100 --> 00:29:00,300 How many are they? some 50, approximately. 377 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:04,460 -And us? -close to 500, noble Caesar. 378 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,380 Five hundred? yes. 379 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:09,620 Do tell me centurion, are you making fun of me by any chance? 380 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:11,700 And casually do you not make fun of me? 381 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:17,060 Me? I will explain to it now because I can do it... 382 00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:20,540 No is explanations. Attack the village, immediately! 383 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:42,460 Obelix, you will be my personal guard commander. 384 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,940 To your orders, Abraracourcix. 385 00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,780 and I name Assurancetourix 386 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:49,860 -Yes? -Minister of Culture. 387 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,220 Remain silent you, be quiet! 388 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,860 and me, what will I be, hey? 389 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,860 You will be Minister of the Former Combatants. 390 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,060 Of the Former Combatants? Why does the Former one give? 391 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,220 I want to be the combatants. 392 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,060 High! 393 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:16,060 Its for the Gauls. They will recognize me this way. 394 00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:18,860 Form the turtle! 395 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:27,700 Ministry of Supplies it will be held by Ordralfabetix. 396 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:31,460 Of supplies? But if their fish is not fresh. 397 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,220 Boss. Boss! What? 398 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,700 Anything for Asterix? 399 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:40,060 I have forgotten of him. 400 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,540 He will have the Ministry of the National Depression, 401 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:46,380 of the Systematic Denigracion and of the Environmental Pessimism. 402 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:48,940 I think that will be enough. 403 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:52,860 Asterix, what are you doing? 404 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,860 Returning that is of Caesar. 405 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:56,580 He drank the magic potion. 406 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:59,580 Obelix, brings back the treasure. Bring back the treasure! 407 00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:02,060 -Yes. Bring back the treasure!, Obelix. 408 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:03,780 But, what are they doing? 409 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,420 Are you crazy? 410 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,140 They make fun of me. 411 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:10,380 Asterix, return it. Boss! 412 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:12,380 Help, Help Obelix. Help him! 413 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,220 Attack! 414 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,380 Turtles, ahead. Going! 415 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:27,020 Gauls, to me, Gaul! The Romans attack. 416 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,060 Drink all the magic potion. 417 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:37,300 For Tutatis! 418 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:51,460 Attacks! Attacks! 419 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,700 Turtles! Attack! 420 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,740 This way! This way! 421 00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:59,140 No sleeping. 422 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:03,300 Return to combat! Close the doors! 423 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:11,060 There, there. No, no. There it is Caius Bonus. 424 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:14,460 Attack, Attack! If not, to the lions. 425 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,780 Somebody inside? -answer when ask. 426 00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:20,780 How educated. 427 00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:49,780 Those Gauls are some true savages. 428 00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:50,780 Some savages. 429 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,620 But, they make sense of the rhythm they give, hey? 430 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,100 Leave me one, leave me one. 431 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,700 Agecanonix, it is harmful for your heart. 432 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,860 My treasure, I beg it to you. Listen, no! 433 00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:09,140 Leave alone me. 434 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,700 Come, grandfather, have a good time. 435 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,460 He will harm you. It is all mine. 436 00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:29,540 Still agile. -yes. 437 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,060 My peque��n! 438 00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:41,060 You have broken to my peque��n. 439 00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:45,780 No effect from the potion? I forgot to take it. 440 00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:48,380 Memory goes. 441 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:58,540 -The Romans. -wait, waits. Look, Bonus! 442 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:04,700 Surrender, Gaul; and I will spare your life. 443 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:05,660 yes. 444 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,700 For me. Here, here, here! -yes, for you. 445 00:35:22,380 --> 00:35:25,700 Look, Asterix, there is some very new, very handsome. 446 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:28,060 How handsome they are those Romans. - No, no, no! 447 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,460 Get the Romans! 448 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:34,140 That face looks familiar to me. Me too 449 00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:35,460 Don't know. 450 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:42,220 Hey, the one that with the laurel crown above the head. 451 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,380 Me? Yes. look to the side. 452 00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:50,540 How dare the barbarian speak to me. 453 00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:52,300 Terrible.-but if he is Julius. 454 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,540 For Tutatis, you are right. He is Julius Caesar. 455 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,060 Old Julius. 456 00:35:57,180 --> 00:36:00,700 Do tell me, and your army? We will have a good time a while. 457 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,860 Don't mock or he will send all his army to us. 458 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:05,300 Dont ask him anything. 459 00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:10,460 Leave. Hey, Julius, waits... We want to laugh a bit more. 460 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,620 But... Oh, Julius. You have offended him, Obelix. 461 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,060 Release me! I have a new song. 462 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,380 Prolix, when will the gaul is free, 463 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:34,220 I will name you Prefect General of Counties. 464 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:37,220 You knew him. Ah, yes. How silly am I. 465 00:36:37,460 --> 00:36:41,860 So,let's drink in honor of the greatest of the fortune tellers. 466 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,300 For our friend Prolix. 467 00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,100 Don't put that face. 468 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,700 No, I refuse to drink for that viper. 469 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:56,060 Now, I guess, you speak to us now of my destiny. 470 00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:02,540 I see you encircled by Roman. I see you triumphant. I see you in Rome. 471 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:07,540 Rome! And what am i to do in Rome? Speak, speak, quickly! 472 00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:09,540 You are what you believe, hey? 473 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:14,780 There are interferences. Again the negative waves. 474 00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:17,940 Well, expert. The negative waves will walk away. 475 00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,860 No, no. wait. I want to speak with both. 476 00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:24,100 You should reconcile. This is an order. 477 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:27,540 -Iam not asking anything else. -Have you heard what I said? 478 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,860 I am not deaf. 479 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,380 -To finish this, you should kiss yourselves. -Oh, no. 480 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:33,860 You should do it. 481 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:38,620 Among us, four. 482 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,860 -How it itches! -How beautiful, yes; very beautiful. 483 00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:45,540 In our tadition, when two men reconcile, 484 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:47,300 They should share tortilla for friendship. 485 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,060 What beautiful tradition. Karabella, bring me eggs. 486 00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:53,300 Something against the mushrooms Asterix? 487 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,140 If they are not poisonous, no. 488 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:57,300 Not to worry, I will eat as many as you. 489 00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,540 After eating up the tortilla of friendship, 490 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:01,060 I will speak to you of your future. 491 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,020 Please, please. 492 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:18,860 Delicious. 493 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:21,780 I love it 494 00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:28,060 Obelix, please imitate Caesar above their horse again. 495 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:31,220 If I do it it will be already done it more than 20 times. 496 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,780 Please! 497 00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:36,060 Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar! 498 00:38:36,260 --> 00:38:38,540 Can't eat it no more. No, you must finish it. 499 00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:40,380 Its tradition. Here we go, here we go. 500 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:49,780 Finish already... Now, we are already really friends. 501 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:54,300 Are you well? I feel hot. 502 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:55,940 The heat of friendship. 503 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,140 Look at me, Asterix, and listen to me. 504 00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,700 -Do you hear me, Asterix? I hear you. 505 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,860 Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. Repeat! 506 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:12,060 Julius Caesar is my worst enemy. 507 00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:13,660 I will put an end to him. 508 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,300 I will put an end to him. 509 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:21,580 Obelix, make it for me, please. 510 00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:23,940 You have already heard it. 511 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:40,380 Julius was there, looking fantastic. Sitting down in their white horse. 512 00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:44,780 Being encircled by their escort. He looks at me. I look him; that is to say, we look cross-eyed. 513 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:48,460 And I say, by Tutatis, I have seen that face somewhere. 514 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:51,820 Took out a coin, and I look at it. 515 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:56,540 He was looking at the other side, and the coin was looking at the reverse side. 516 00:39:56,740 --> 00:40:00,860 Can you see it? Caesar has come to challenge you here. 517 00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:04,420 Among your villagers. This is intolerable! 518 00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:06,300 You cannot tolerate this! 519 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,060 should put an end to him. 520 00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,140 should put an end to him! 521 00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:16,020 In my Opinion, they did not say that i've had repressed my blows. 522 00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:20,060 -Get down of the horse, Caesar.Come look at a Gaul. 523 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:29,060 You will pay for the damage that you've done to Gaul, you miserable. 524 00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,940 How dare the barbarian speak to me 525 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:35,060 Wait, I will help you down. 526 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,580 -What happen to him? -Who knows?. 527 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,700 What is happening to him? He's acting strange. 528 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,460 Ah, Caesar! 529 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,700 It bounce? 530 00:40:55,900 --> 00:41:00,140 Iam not Caesar! Don't you recognize me? I am Obelix, your friend. 531 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:04,140 I will destroy, Caesar. -but... Asterix, Asterix. 532 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,220 Don't harm him. 533 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:15,620 Drinking magic potion has made him possesed and become crazy. 534 00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,780 Impossible, the potion should not be used to fight among Gaul. 535 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,540 Impossible. 536 00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,780 The druid will make the antidote, I will look for him. 537 00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:25,860 Trying to escape, Caesar. You are a coward. 538 00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,860 Come fight me. Thats enough. 539 00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:46,540 Druid, make an antidote. Asterix has become crazy. 540 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:48,140 Indeed. 541 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,060 This is your end, Caesar. 542 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,060 Look out! 543 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,780 Vercingetorix! 544 00:42:15,740 --> 00:42:18,540 Return to the reality. I have retaliated! 545 00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:22,220 Come, Its me, Obelix. Now return. The Great Caesar has surrendered! 546 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,860 Esautomatix looks for to Assurancetourix. 547 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:26,700 Treat the bad influence with another bad influence. 548 00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,060 We need you. 549 00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:31,900 What? Yes. 550 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,300 Come,plays your song. It will cure him. 551 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:38,220 And you what you want, eunuch? To -sing for you. 552 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,060 Poor Asterix. 553 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:42,540 The remedy is violent, but it can work. 554 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:57,060 No, Assurancetourix, for. Abraracourcix, make him remain silent. 555 00:42:57,300 --> 00:43:00,260 Obelix, what has happen? But, why have they gotten me tied up? 556 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,180 You are cured. You recognized me. 557 00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:05,780 You have frightened us. You confused me with Caesar. 558 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:07,780 With Caesar? Yes. Don't you remember? 559 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:10,380 No. No, no, no, wait. 560 00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:13,060 I remember eating the tortilla mushroom that Prolix gives. 561 00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:16,700 They were hallucinogenic mushrooms. Prolix has drugged you. 562 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:18,940 Where has it happened, where? - Has it disappeared? 563 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,140 That viper for sure have stolen the treasure. 564 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:22,460 The treasure! 565 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,140 He has taken it. He has taken it! 566 00:43:25,340 --> 00:43:28,380 Get rid of the good. Now we will be calm. 567 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,060 Good-bye treasure! Good-bye Caesar! 568 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:36,260 I will find the solution to reduce those Gauls. Not to worry. 569 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,380 Come, I will listen to you. I am thinking. 570 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,340 How slow. Wait, waits. 571 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,540 Its coming. Its coming. 572 00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:44,940 I will help you think. 573 00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:48,860 My Mamma, a real lion. 574 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:52,140 Hurry up or your you will be their next banquet. 575 00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:56,380 Already have it, Caesar, I already have it. It is necessary to neutralize the druid. 576 00:43:56,740 --> 00:44:00,060 This way they won't be able to to prepare the magic potion that makes them invincible. 577 00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,060 And how will we plan this? 578 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:06,060 In 2 days there's a meeting of the druids in the region 579 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:09,860 In their sacred forest. This is an ideal occasion to act. 580 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:13,500 We promised to the druids that a Roman will never disturb.. 581 00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:15,220 In their sacred forest. 582 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:18,860 The promises that Caesar give only for those believe them. 583 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:24,300 I leave a full pot in case something happen in my absence. 584 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,540 It will be enough. 585 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:28,940 I don't like that you leave, Panoramix. 586 00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:33,780 With Asterix and Obelix to give escort, there won't be any risk. 587 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,140 Foward, Obelix. 588 00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:40,860 Falbala!... i'm going! - Obelix! 589 00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:47,780 Come, Idefix. 590 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,540 Lets go, my little bug. 591 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,700 Here the sacred forest begins. 592 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:23,820 Onlt the druids can pass into here. Wait here. 593 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:34,140 Idefix, warn me if there are any problems.Now go. 594 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:03,940 I declare the opening the 2 thousand yers old ceremony by presenting th Golden Sickle. 595 00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:08,860 As annually, this sickle will be granted to the best druid among us. 596 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:12,060 I call to the druid Plaintecontrix. 597 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:31,380 My potion gives to that that drinks it a superhuman force. 598 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:36,860 And during near 10 minutes it is practically invincible. 599 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,300 You will see, I will choose one at random. 600 00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:44,860 see... Yourself... Yes, you. 601 00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:46,780 Yes, you. Come here. 602 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:48,940 come. We go. 603 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,300 Drink. Slowly. 604 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:12,260 If that is certain, thanks to your magic potion 605 00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:16,300 We could expel the Romans out of Gaul. 606 00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:20,060 Cannot,because Mathusalix, my old teacher, 607 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:23,460 He trusted me the secret of the potion with the condition of that 608 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:27,140 Its is use only to defend, and not to attack. 609 00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:31,300 You will already understand why. Do you see that rock? 610 00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:40,460 Will you lift it and sustain above your head. 611 00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:54,060 I believe that you all will agree. 612 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:57,860 This year Panoramix will take the Golden sickle. 613 00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:05,540 Now, imagine that this man is a vile, ambitious being. 614 00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:09,140 And without scruples; or worse still that is a Roman. 615 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:14,460 Ohh yes, I am a Roman. 616 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,060 Guards! 617 00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:27,860 Want some? 618 00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:31,700 You were happier when you didn't go on diet. 619 00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:34,620 Although if you lose weight, Falbala won't marry you. 620 00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:37,380 Falbala doesn't love you. She loves Tragicomix. 621 00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:39,540 You say it because you are jealous. You are crazy. 622 00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:42,380 One day you will find somebody. 623 00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:45,460 And then you will understand what is to love, and to be loved. 624 00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:47,380 Now eat a bit. 625 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:49,380 Dont die of hunger because of her. 626 00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:51,700 Good, only a bite. 627 00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:55,740 What it happen Idefix? Panoramix. Did something happen to Panoramix? 628 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,540 Its forbidden, but it is necessary to go. Give me. 629 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:01,380 Now it is not the moment. We go now, hurry up. 630 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:23,780 Where are you? 631 00:49:26,020 --> 00:49:26,860 Which is he? 632 00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:34,860 sacrilege! 633 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,740 This forest is sacred. You do not have a right to be here. 634 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:39,460 Makes no difference. Where is Panoramix? 635 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:42,780 You defied that's prohibited. Shame on you. 636 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,300 Tell us where is Panoramix or we leave you hanging. 637 00:49:45,540 --> 00:49:47,020 Until you fall down as an acorn. 638 00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:51,060 the Romans took him. They have betrayed us. 639 00:49:51,820 --> 00:49:54,300 Asterix looks,I think Idefix has something. 640 00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:55,700 Give it to me, dog. 641 00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:59,460 Its a piece of Panoramix tunic. Go look for,looks for it, dog. 642 00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:01,380 -Walk. -Idefix will find the trail. 643 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:06,620 For Tutatis, let us down.. 644 00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:09,700 or I will curse you until the tenth generation. 645 00:50:10,940 --> 00:50:13,300 Its not our druid. Don't talk nonsense. 646 00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:16,380 Good, Good, Ill do it. Well, here we go. 647 00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:30,860 You should say thank you. 648 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:42,860 The Romans, the Romans. Roman everywhere. 649 00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:47,300 Romans, thousands of Roman. The Romans, the Romans! 650 00:50:58,780 --> 00:51:01,740 There are still a pot full of magic potion. 651 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:05,220 But later, what do we make? I warn you, I warn you. 652 00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:18,260 The army of the Caesar. We are served. 653 00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:22,540 Where do think you are going? To liberate Panoramix. 654 00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:24,780 Let me think. 655 00:51:36,100 --> 00:51:36,860 Hey, you. 656 00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:40,780 Come here. 657 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,860 Return it. return it. 658 00:51:45,620 --> 00:51:49,780 Give me the sandwich. Give me the sandwich. Give it to me! 659 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:53,540 You that have a superior intelligence 660 00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:55,860 Do you know why you are here. 661 00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:58,300 You want the formula for the magic potion. 662 00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,940 To make what? 663 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:03,700 I can read it in your face the ambition and the wickedness. 664 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:06,860 You want to dethrone Caesar and to reign in Rome. 665 00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:09,100 Iam an open book for you. 666 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:13,860 Then you should understand that you should give me that formula. 667 00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:15,620 I rather die. 668 00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:23,060 Rather die here? Never! You will not take your secret to the grave 669 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:25,540 No, druid, you won't die. 670 00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:28,460 But, on the other hand, if you don't give me 671 00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:33,460 The formula of your magic potion, you will regret to have been born. 672 00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:36,540 This machine was built 673 00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:39,860 For inflictingunbearable sufferings. 674 00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:41,460 Its my idea. 675 00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:45,220 Good, I will let you to try it. I will return in some minutes. 676 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:48,460 Think again before giving me an answer. 677 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:54,540 You Wait, wait, wait. Take. 678 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,140 Ok already. Here we go. 679 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,380 Repeat for last time. Who are you? 680 00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:05,740 Iam Obelus, legionary of the 2nd Cohort, third Man�pulo. 681 00:53:05,900 --> 00:53:07,860 And me? Asterix, my best friend. 682 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:10,220 Do you make it on purpose? Im sorry. No, no. 683 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,380 You are Asterix, The infamous Gaul spy. 684 00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:14,220 Is that everything? No, no. 685 00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:16,860 I made you prisoner when you entered in the camp 686 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:18,540 To liberate to the druid. 687 00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:20,140 And to whom do you want to surrender? 688 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:23,780 I don't know. I usually gives menhirs, not friends. 689 00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:27,540 -To Caesar, stupid... Well.Now agree. To stupid Caesar. 690 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,460 Is he Julius Ceasar's relative? what? 691 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:31,700 Stupid Ceasar, is he Julius Ceasar's relative? 692 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:34,700 What stupid Caesar? You give me to Julius Caesar. 693 00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:37,380 You are stupid. I think they called me Obelus. 694 00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:40,460 You drive me crazy! We start from scratch. 695 00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:42,620 You are Obelus, do you agree? -Agree. 696 00:53:42,940 --> 00:53:44,140 Give me to Julius Caesar, do you agree? 697 00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:44,860 Agree. 698 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,700 And when Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Obelix" 699 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:49,780 You become Obelix; and not before. 700 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:53,540 when Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Obelix", I become 701 00:53:53,740 --> 00:53:56,620 to Obelix and not before. It is clear. I have understood it. 702 00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:57,620 Finally. 703 00:53:57,820 --> 00:54:00,860 Abduct Caesar and we change it for Panoramix. That simple. 704 00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:02,140 Hey where are you going? 705 00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:05,300 I should mistreat you so that you look like an authentic prisoner. 706 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:09,460 Say, doesn't Falbala love me? - What? To what does this come? 707 00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:10,300 Anything. 708 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,540 you are a Gaul spy, and you are mine. 709 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:19,460 Do You Believe That she loves me? a great deal, a great deal; You love you very much. 710 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,380 Falbala adores you, adores you. You are the man of her life. 711 00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:25,300 Man of her life? How well. 712 00:54:38,540 --> 00:54:41,300 What do you want, legionary? To see the Caesar and to give him this. 713 00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:44,540 To give that to the Caesar? funny. Go somewhere else. 714 00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:52,860 To me the guard! To me the guard! To me the guard! 715 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,620 Take me before Caesar. I should give him this. 716 00:55:00,940 --> 00:55:01,700 What is it? 717 00:55:01,940 --> 00:55:04,380 A Gaul spy. He tried to enter in the camp. 718 00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:07,820 He claims to be the so-called druid's assistant 719 00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:10,540 Are you Panoramix's assistant, the druid? 720 00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:11,460 Yes. 721 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:15,580 That he has important secrets to reveal to the Caesar. 722 00:55:16,540 --> 00:55:17,500 Yes, yes. 723 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:25,540 Old druida, you will not last then you will speak. 724 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:29,060 Do what you want. Do your worse... 725 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,700 Move from here. 726 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:41,300 Ah, yes? 727 00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:48,380 Over there. 728 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,060 Hello. You are the assistant to Panoramix? 729 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,220 Yes. 730 00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:59,700 -Brave legionary. Your name? -Obelus. Legionary Obelus. 731 00:55:59,980 --> 00:56:02,860 Very well Obelus, I will triplicate your salary. 732 00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:05,380 I have a hole here. 733 00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:08,420 Well, take him to the kitchen and serve him what he requests. 734 00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,940 Obelus... By Tutatis! 735 00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:24,900 Obelus, Obelus... By Tutatis! 736 00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:32,860 Druid, druid, do you know this man? 737 00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:34,300 Never saw him. 738 00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:37,780 Useless to lie, Panoramix. He knows that I am your assistant. 739 00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:40,060 I help you to prepare the magic potion. 740 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,860 To the machine. Put him in the machine. 741 00:56:51,420 --> 00:56:52,380 And now? 742 00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:04,700 Obelus, by Tutatis, become Obelix. 743 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:11,300 Obelus, by Tutatis... You harm me. 744 00:57:26,820 --> 00:57:28,540 The boar chops are small. 745 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:33,060 Those are lamb.Boar is for savages. Do you want some chickens? 746 00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:36,700 Yes... About 20. I on a diet. - How many? 747 00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:43,700 Somebody screams, no? Its only the beginning. 748 00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:47,060 Come here, Idefix, comes. Your chop. Come. 749 00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:51,060 Not the feet, Not the feet! 750 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,620 You are hurting me. 751 00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:57,780 We are to the limit. If you insist you can die, I prevent that. 752 00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,580 A Gaul can die, but never surrender. 753 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:05,220 Do you agree? Yes. In principle definitely. 754 00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:09,260 But in practice it is necessary to be a little more flexible. 755 00:58:11,980 --> 00:58:13,340 You have wanted it. 756 00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,300 Yes, my dog. Yes, my bug. 757 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:23,220 see to look for the fat. See to look for the fat. 758 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:25,300 Put the dog in place of the Gaul. 759 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,780 -No, you cannot do that! - You Will not dare? 760 00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:29,140 Iam mad. 761 00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:38,540 Stop! You have won. I will manufacture you the magic potion. 762 00:58:38,780 --> 00:58:40,540 They will raze the town, Panoramix. 763 00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:43,860 Insurance. This disgusting one just wants the magic potion 764 00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:46,420 to eliminate Caesar and replace him. 765 00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:48,380 You understand everything, druid. 766 00:58:49,540 --> 00:58:54,540 I don't care of your town. It is Rome what I want! 767 00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:59,460 Me, Detritus, I want to reign in Rome! 768 00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:00,180 Idefix. 769 00:59:02,340 --> 00:59:04,300 A white dog with black stains? 770 00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:05,780 No. No! 771 00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:08,380 Idefix! 772 00:59:09,020 --> 00:59:11,060 ...You want to reign. Ah, no! 773 00:59:13,940 --> 00:59:14,940 Olibrius! 774 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:18,460 Arrest the traitor Detritus immediately. 775 00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:21,060 Bring him in 5 minutes. No, I don't want see him again. 776 00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:24,220 Put him in a prison before tossing it to the lions. 777 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:27,620 No one supports traitors in our family. 778 00:59:27,820 --> 00:59:31,140 Bruto can tell it to you. Hey, Bruto? 779 00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:33,220 Certainly. You are right, dad. 780 00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:50,460 Leave step. 781 00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:54,700 Detritus,by the order of the Caesar you are arrested. 782 00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:56,380 What? To me, my guard. 783 00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,060 Take it. but, but, what? 784 01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:02,540 but... My guard! But... 785 01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:03,660 Idefix! 786 01:00:07,340 --> 01:00:09,780 How Lucky. Where is my prisoner? 787 01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:11,860 Not at this moment. Its known already. Its over. 788 01:00:12,060 --> 01:00:16,460 Iam not talking to you, understood? Hey, where is my prisoner? 789 01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:18,620 Do you not see that myself am I a prisoner? 790 01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:20,860 Arrest this man. he's an accomplice. 791 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:21,860 Ah, yes? 792 01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:31,620 Soldier, you are the man that I need. 793 01:00:32,340 --> 01:00:34,540 You are now my personal guard. 794 01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:36,700 But where is my prisoner? 795 01:00:37,020 --> 01:00:39,620 Not to worry about him. He's very well.Now listens. 796 01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:46,460 If you help me to capture Caesar I will name you my great centurion. 797 01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:49,300 -To capture Caesar? -Yes. 798 01:00:50,740 --> 01:00:52,060 Thats a good idea. 799 01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:53,380 Guards! 800 01:01:02,380 --> 01:01:03,140 Caesar... 801 01:01:04,820 --> 01:01:07,860 On behalf of the Roman town, you are arrested. 802 01:01:09,140 --> 01:01:12,100 To prison, and watch over him night and day. 803 01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:15,900 Tiquetdebus, join the army. I will make a declaration. 804 01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:21,300 Soldiers, our boss, the very dear Julius Caesar, 805 01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:24,460 Have just gotten gravely sick. 806 01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:28,780 He have asked me to take over, while we hope that he recover, 807 01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:31,780 Until he is well and takes back the control. - Well! 808 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:35,540 Views the circumstances, I'll double your salary. 809 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,060 Well! 810 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:40,860 And I also announce you the appointment 811 01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:45,700 of the legionary Obelus, to centurion level, 812 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:49,220 He will be in charge of my personal security. 813 01:01:58,420 --> 01:02:01,540 In short, to attract the benevolence of the gods, 814 01:02:01,780 --> 01:02:04,460 So that they try to hurry the cure of Caesar, 815 01:02:04,780 --> 01:02:07,300 There will be some games organized this same afternoon. 816 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:10,460 and all are invited. 817 01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:14,060 Can i see my prisoner? 818 01:02:14,820 --> 01:02:16,780 You will see it during the games, agree? 819 01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:18,500 Very well. Yes! 820 01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:24,260 Nobody can pass through here. Nobody must happen. 821 01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:25,620 You stay here. Me here. 822 01:02:31,420 --> 01:02:32,300 Nothing will happen. 823 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:41,060 do have what you need? 824 01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:42,940 No. 825 01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:46,860 What do you want now? My assistant. 826 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,860 Imagined that. Here he is. 827 01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:53,860 I have taken some cautions. You understand me, druid. 828 01:02:54,060 --> 01:02:57,540 Your assistant cannot drink the magic potion before me. 829 01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:41,780 Already? 830 01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:46,060 Only have to pronounce the magic formula. 831 01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:48,260 Go, what are you waiting for? 832 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:50,540 My assistant should repeat it after me. 833 01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:52,860 Well. Remove him the gag. 834 01:03:53,820 --> 01:03:55,700 My assistant is a bit far. 835 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:21,860 What does he says? 836 01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:27,860 For Tutatis, Asterix, you should drink the potion. 837 01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:30,700 For Tutatis, if we failed we will drink broth. 838 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:32,700 Yes, you should do it now! 839 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:35,860 No! Burn horrors! 840 01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:45,140 Brave, Panoramix. 841 01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:57,940 You have played and you have lost. 842 01:04:58,180 --> 01:05:00,060 My vengeance will be terrible. 843 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:02,540 Good, let us prove this potion. 844 01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:05,500 If unfortunately it is a vulgar soup of vegetables, 845 01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:08,860 It you who will be digusted.I warn you. 846 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,060 A very touching moment. 847 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:52,940 It worked! 848 01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:58,860 In prison.There won't be a lot of time, believe me. 849 01:06:08,940 --> 01:06:10,860 But,what does Obelix do? 850 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:19,500 When I am an Emperor I will make you into a general. 851 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,380 and Caesar? 852 01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:25,540 Caesar? Who is that? 853 01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:06,700 Falbala! 854 01:07:17,820 --> 01:07:20,100 -Gaul, do you like animals? -yes. Why? 855 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:21,860 You will be well served. 856 01:07:22,740 --> 01:07:25,700 Centurions! Legionaries! 857 01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,460 The bets will close to the entrance of each prisoner. 858 01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:32,380 Do your bet. - Bets? What do you bet? 859 01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:35,900 A prisoner leaves for the door at the bottom, then vs what he gives? 860 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:39,060 It must cross the water pool and get to this sand. 861 01:07:39,260 --> 01:07:41,780 If he arrives until here, I spare his life. 862 01:07:41,980 --> 01:07:43,060 Do you follow me? Yes. 863 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:46,460 I bet the animal will eat him. It is my idea. 864 01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:51,860 And if here gets here? That, that never happens. 865 01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:55,220 But if you bet your pay of centurion, thousand against one, 866 01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:56,860 Accept the bet. Agree. 867 01:07:57,900 --> 01:07:59,860 Your pay? Thousand against one? 868 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:04,300 oh! You are cold blood. I like it. Shake! 869 01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:06,700 Accept the bet. 870 01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:11,220 And my prisoner? You said that i would see him in the games. 871 01:08:11,580 --> 01:08:12,940 In fact, there he is. 872 01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:28,300 Legionaries,the first prisoner is the Gaul Asterix. 873 01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:46,300 Obelus! Obelus! 874 01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:50,780 Become Obelix! 875 01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:53,860 Obelus! 876 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:10,140 Obelus! What is this? 877 01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:27,220 I don't like this. Need to get out. 878 01:09:40,860 --> 01:09:42,140 Brave! Well done! 879 01:09:54,580 --> 01:09:57,700 But, why are they here? Ah, no, no, no. 880 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,780 I prefer to leave. 881 01:10:09,980 --> 01:10:12,060 Do you worry about your bet, hey? 882 01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:29,860 Behind, behind. 883 01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:35,220 That gaul is clever, hey? a little yes 884 01:10:35,740 --> 01:10:41,540 Obelix change! Obelix! Doesnt he understands anything. 885 01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:44,380 Obelix! 886 01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:49,460 Go sleep in your cage, go to the cage. 887 01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:56,780 Now big lizards, no! 888 01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:00,380 Go sleep. 889 01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:21,300 For Tutatis! 890 01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:41,780 Oh, no! 891 01:11:53,740 --> 01:11:56,140 Obelus, by Tutatis, change... 892 01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:01,020 Never saw anybody survive to that point. 893 01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:07,700 You have lost, Obelus. A thousand times your pay, do you remember? 894 01:12:54,820 --> 01:12:57,140 What that Gaul did is extraordinary. 895 01:13:04,020 --> 01:13:08,540 Obelus! Obelus! For... Silence! 896 01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:13,060 Obelus, by Tuta...! Oh, but... For Your...! Oh! 897 01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:46,780 Eat thid, you enormous beast. 898 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:16,460 Obelus! Obelus! Obelus, by Tuta...! 899 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:23,860 You said that if he arrived here you spare his life. 900 01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:27,380 yes, that Caesar; but I am entitled to a joker. 901 01:14:27,660 --> 01:14:31,300 And is your joker an animal? -Worst, It is a man! 902 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:37,140 Obelus... by Tutatis! 903 01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:42,780 Listen,isn't it curious. It seems that he is speaking to you. 904 01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:46,700 What does he say? Cannot hear anything. I will read the lips, hey. 905 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:50,780 Do you know how to make it? Yes, I have the skill of a spy. 906 01:15:00,820 --> 01:15:01,860 Said exactly: 907 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:05,380 Obelus, by Tutatis, become Obelix. It is urgent. 908 01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:09,300 Are you sure?... Ah, good! I tell you that yes. 909 01:15:13,420 --> 01:15:14,700 You separate your hands. 910 01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:25,580 What kept you? I made request for your help one hour ago. 911 01:15:25,740 --> 01:15:28,300 With the noise i didn't hear anything. It is necessary to free Panoramix. 912 01:15:28,540 --> 01:15:29,700 Where is he? Below. 913 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,140 Go to them. 914 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,780 For Tutatis, you have been in charge. Yes. 915 01:15:34,980 --> 01:15:37,060 You alone. Guards, go go. 916 01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:52,300 Brave, Obelix! 917 01:15:54,420 --> 01:15:58,300 Go, we go, we go, quickly..come we go 918 01:16:00,780 --> 01:16:03,740 No, no; I don't like the spiders. Im not gonna cross. 919 01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:05,860 I have an idea. 920 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:19,860 I will blow them. 921 01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:22,700 Obelix, Panoramix! 922 01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:29,700 Wait, Obelix, I'll teach you. 923 01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:40,220 Come here! Lets go! 924 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,700 Watchout for the cats. 925 01:17:00,380 --> 01:17:02,300 Horn, Roman. Here. 926 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,060 Which way? Somewhere around, yes, yes. We -are here, Panoramix. 927 01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:09,300 Idefix, my dog! 928 01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:11,860 My bug! 929 01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:17,060 Obelix. 930 01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:23,300 The enemies' of our enemies are our friends 931 01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:27,300 Lets take advantage.lets leave. Off we go. 932 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:28,380 Come,come. 933 01:17:33,260 --> 01:17:35,700 Alert, alerts. The Romans attack. 934 01:17:35,980 --> 01:17:38,060 Punch them well or they will come more. 935 01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:44,780 Go we go, we already arrive. We go. 936 01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:51,860 Obelix? But if it is Obelix! 937 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:53,700 Undoubtedly its me. Don't you recognize me? 938 01:17:53,940 --> 01:17:56,220 Why the hell you disguised as a Roman? 939 01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:57,380 Enough already. 940 01:18:02,860 --> 01:18:03,860 who is that? 941 01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:06,860 A prisoner of the Romans that we liberated. 942 01:18:07,060 --> 01:18:09,780 Yes. Esautomatix removes his mask. 943 01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,780 Not this way, be careful. 944 01:18:18,900 --> 01:18:20,540 What are you waiting for? 945 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:24,140 Go, remove his mask, by Tutatis. It is an order. 946 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,380 As u like. 947 01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:35,860 Its Julius, Julius, Julius Caesar! 948 01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:39,700 We have captured Julius Caesar. I have captured Julius Caesar. 949 01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:42,860 How?... Ah! We have captured Julius Caesar. 950 01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:46,300 The situation is more serious give what you think. 951 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:51,860 Obelix, Asterix, Abraracourcix, and you, Julius Caesar, I wanna speak to you. 952 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:54,860 Before that i want to change myself, I am tired of being a Roman. 953 01:18:57,460 --> 01:19:00,420 The troops of Detritus, they will attack us any moment now. 954 01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:02,860 And they are more a thousand times larger that us. 955 01:19:03,060 --> 01:19:05,300 Only a thousand times? We have the magic potion. 956 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:07,620 We only have left little in the pot. 957 01:19:07,820 --> 01:19:09,860 Now they also have it. - What? 958 01:19:10,140 --> 01:19:13,100 Detritus forced me to prepare them magic potion. 959 01:19:13,260 --> 01:19:14,780 But he only have a small pot. 960 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:17,860 With their numeric superiority, if they used the potion, 961 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:20,900 Would be enough to decant the scale to their favor. 962 01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:23,460 And then, our town 963 01:19:23,660 --> 01:19:26,380 Would be erased from the map forever. 964 01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:31,300 And will be Caesar murdered by Detritus. What do you say, Caesar? 965 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,620 What you say is correct, druid. 966 01:19:34,540 --> 01:19:36,780 But, I have a proposition to make to you. 967 01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:39,300 If you help me to recover my power, 968 01:19:39,740 --> 01:19:41,620 You will be exempt from giving taxes. 969 01:19:41,980 --> 01:19:46,300 And you will be able to continue living outside of the Roman law. 970 01:19:46,580 --> 01:19:48,700 What do you say, boss? Its very interesting. 971 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:52,220 But maybe better if Petib�num becomes foreign trade zone. 972 01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:55,300 with the possibility give not to supervise our companies. 973 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:56,780 Believe that you exaggerate, Gaul. 974 01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:58,460 This is the time to make business? 975 01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:02,980 Does some possibility give to conquer? yes. A minimal possibility. 976 01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:05,060 Ah! Which? Talk druida. 977 01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:07,220 I can make my potion more potent 978 01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:09,860 If I can add unicorn's milk of 2 heads. 979 01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:12,860 Of 2 heads? That animal was long gone before i was born. 980 01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:15,500 Mathusalix still has a little flask. 981 01:20:15,740 --> 01:20:19,460 Mathusalix? And where is he? We have not seen to the crazy old one for years. 982 01:20:19,660 --> 01:20:20,540 True. 983 01:20:20,740 --> 01:20:24,060 How can you call my great-grandfather crazy if he's one that taught me everything? 984 01:20:24,260 --> 01:20:27,340 The Romans attack, boss. Boss, the Romans attack. 985 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:28,460 From where? from where? 986 01:20:28,980 --> 01:20:30,340 From the behind door. 987 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:34,540 Its a trick. In fact they will attack from front. 988 01:20:34,740 --> 01:20:38,620 How do you know that? I invented that strategy. 989 01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:53,700 Attacks! 990 01:21:00,980 --> 01:21:03,140 It is necessary to find Mathusalix. Follow me. 991 01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:05,700 Come! Yes, I go. 992 01:21:06,900 --> 01:21:09,860 Mathusalix, where are you? We need you. 993 01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:12,100 Deaf already. How old will he be? 994 01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:15,060 About 200. He like to hide, he loves it. 995 01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:16,620 Continue being a joker. 996 01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:20,860 Mathusalix! 997 01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:25,100 what is this? 998 01:21:26,860 --> 01:21:29,700 Its the end of his beard. Lets follow it. 999 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,820 Did you discover it alone? Yes. 1000 01:21:33,940 --> 01:21:34,740 Lets go. 1001 01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:51,060 Give me, give me, give me. With softness, gently. 1002 01:21:51,300 --> 01:21:53,340 With softness, Obelix. Yes, gently, yes. 1003 01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:54,700 Caught ya. 1004 01:21:58,820 --> 01:21:59,700 Is it him? 1005 01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:04,700 Mathusalix, it excuses for the nuisance but this is a serious matter. 1006 01:22:04,940 --> 01:22:06,900 I need milk of unicorn with 2 heads. 1007 01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:09,180 The survival of the town depends on it. 1008 01:22:10,420 --> 01:22:12,820 I have waited this moment for a lot of time. 1009 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:18,300 I will not give it to you so easily. 1010 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,100 What? 1011 01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:22,300 I will give it to you if you can answer my 2 questions. 1012 01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:24,900 Are u joking? The Romans are attacking us! 1013 01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:27,940 Don't treats him with rudeness. He is stubborn as a mule. 1014 01:22:28,180 --> 01:22:31,060 And I notice it of you too: You cannot make a mistake. 1015 01:22:32,940 --> 01:22:34,500 Good. First question. 1016 01:22:35,300 --> 01:22:39,260 A beggar had a brother; this brother is dead. 1017 01:22:39,740 --> 01:22:43,540 But while he was alive the beggar didn't have any brother. Why? 1018 01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:46,180 Why? 1019 01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:05,900 Seven! Six! Attention is only 5 drops left water. 1020 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:11,060 Five! Four! Three! 1021 01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:14,660 If you don't find the answer you can go and ask her to the Romans. 1022 01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:18,260 two! The beggar is a woman. 1023 01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:20,260 Valid answer. 1024 01:23:22,820 --> 01:23:24,860 All to the barricades! 1025 01:23:44,540 --> 01:23:47,300 Drink, drink the potion. I will look for more. 1026 01:23:55,620 --> 01:23:56,740 Attacks! Boss, boss. 1027 01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:57,740 What it happens? 1028 01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:00,660 We are in disadvantage with the Gauls. Give us magic potion. 1029 01:24:00,820 --> 01:24:04,420 lmposible! It is reserved for my personal use. 1030 01:24:04,620 --> 01:24:05,860 The troops are tired. 1031 01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:08,340 The Gauls also and soon they ran out of potion. 1032 01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:10,620 Go, I saw you enough. 1033 01:24:10,820 --> 01:24:13,300 And now, the second enigma. 1034 01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:18,460 I do not have a brother neither sister, but that man's son 1035 01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:21,660 he is my father's son. Who is ? 1036 01:24:23,220 --> 01:24:25,580 Twenty drops! Twenty drops! 1037 01:24:26,420 --> 01:24:28,740 Slowly. I should keep for Asterix. 1038 01:24:29,460 --> 01:24:32,420 But, what the hell do they do? What the hell do they do? 1039 01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:51,260 I Am going to charge myself! I am going to charge myself! 1040 01:24:51,460 --> 01:24:53,260 Foward! Foward! 1041 01:25:00,340 --> 01:25:01,100 Five! 1042 01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:03,100 Believe, I believe that I already know it. 1043 01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:04,100 Four! 1044 01:25:04,260 --> 01:25:06,100 Say it once and for all. I am not sure. 1045 01:25:06,260 --> 01:25:07,140 Its the same, right now. 1046 01:25:07,340 --> 01:25:10,740 And u have another correct answer? Doesn't matter, I tell you. Say it! 1047 01:25:11,460 --> 01:25:13,580 One! Its, he is my father. 1048 01:25:13,940 --> 01:25:17,900 I already forgot the question. - Do you make fun of us? 1049 01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:21,060 No, but at my age I have error of memory. Its normal, right? 1050 01:25:21,300 --> 01:25:22,860 Clear. I strangle to this unfortunate one. 1051 01:25:24,820 --> 01:25:27,340 Ask : I do not have brother neither sister but the son of 1052 01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:29,780 That man is my father's son. Who is ? 1053 01:25:30,140 --> 01:25:32,180 The answer is: My father. 1054 01:25:33,740 --> 01:25:34,780 Valid answer. 1055 01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:36,620 Reason? Explaination. 1056 01:25:36,860 --> 01:25:37,900 If he says it. 1057 01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:39,980 As it was the first thing that happened to me. 1058 01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:43,100 Because it is the correct answer. but I said it without stopping to think. 1059 01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:45,100 The first thing that I thought. Shut up once and for all. 1060 01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:48,900 We need the vial! Oh, great druid! 1061 01:25:59,300 --> 01:26:00,140 The vial! 1062 01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:03,060 The vial! 1063 01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:08,620 Brave, Idefix! Well done, my dog. 1064 01:26:08,820 --> 01:26:11,500 Brave, dog, brave! My dog! My dog! 1065 01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:21,540 Stop, unfortunate. For Tutatis. 1066 01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:23,620 There are still left! 1067 01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:35,060 Already. Drink, quick. - Obelix also? 1068 01:26:35,260 --> 01:26:38,740 Yes, yes. This milk changes the nature of the magic potion. 1069 01:26:38,940 --> 01:26:40,820 The effect may vary. You will already see. 1070 01:26:42,540 --> 01:26:45,860 Very good, very good. Their aftertaste is very pleasant. 1071 01:26:50,820 --> 01:26:54,700 Truth what am I able to do? I already told it to you. Quickly. 1072 01:26:57,820 --> 01:27:00,700 What will i notice? Wait a bit, and you will see. 1073 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:53,820 Peque�ines, come, come. 1074 01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:00,580 Foward! 1075 01:28:03,020 --> 01:28:05,340 Attacks. Let us go! 1076 01:28:08,380 --> 01:28:09,260 Attacks! 1077 01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:19,580 Return to battle! 1078 01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:26,180 Other more. 1079 01:28:33,340 --> 01:28:34,580 There go. 1080 01:28:42,540 --> 01:28:46,740 Cowardly panda! Cochineals! Miserable! 1081 01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:58,100 At one o'clock... At two o'clock... 1082 01:29:00,740 --> 01:29:05,180 Now you will see, silly poor persons. Ja! Must i do everything. 1083 01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:12,300 Coarse. 1084 01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:23,900 You Did It very well. -the same to you 1085 01:29:33,460 --> 01:29:34,060 Caesar! 1086 01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:37,340 Ave, Caesar. Ave Caesar! 1087 01:29:38,140 --> 01:29:39,100 Legionaries. 1088 01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:42,540 The Gauls from this village they are from now on is our friends. 1089 01:29:43,540 --> 01:29:44,460 and our allies. 1090 01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:47,340 They pulled me from the treacherous claws of Detritus's. 1091 01:29:49,380 --> 01:29:51,180 Without them, i would be dead. 1092 01:29:53,580 --> 01:29:58,060 Your time has come, Detritus. Pity, noble Caesar, pity. 1093 01:29:58,940 --> 01:30:01,740 I don't knows what it happened me. I wasn't myself. 1094 01:30:01,940 --> 01:30:04,140 I lost my head. you do not know it well. 1095 01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:09,420 A moment, a moment, a moment, please. 1096 01:30:09,860 --> 01:30:13,900 Don't do it, Caesar. Good, I have played, and I have lost. 1097 01:30:13,900 --> 01:30:16,500 Now punish me, nothing more to be spoken. 1098 01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:18,580 You are worthless. Thank you. 1099 01:30:19,460 --> 01:30:21,100 Exactly, do you reflect, hey? 1100 01:30:21,540 --> 01:30:24,260 Always, always, there has to be somebody worthless 1101 01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:25,700 Near the power, no? 1102 01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:27,420 That's not true at all. silence, Gauls. 1103 01:30:27,580 --> 01:30:29,980 Shut Up you. -that avoids getting dirty hands. 1104 01:30:30,580 --> 01:30:32,820 I know how to make of everything, Caesar, of everything. 1105 01:30:33,020 --> 01:30:36,300 Spying, denouncing, betraying my friends. 1106 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:39,900 All are it that more I like it. And the false testimonies, also. 1107 01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:41,300 Everything! You disgust me. 1108 01:30:41,540 --> 01:30:44,220 You know me very well. I disgust him, you already heard it. 1109 01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:47,740 Then Caesar, I won't disappoint you. 1110 01:30:48,540 --> 01:30:49,940 Danger, Caesar... 1111 01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:54,860 Danger from those traitors that are around to you. 1112 01:30:55,060 --> 01:30:57,060 and that you believe to be faithful and devote. 1113 01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:00,580 Who do you speak? I Talk of... 1114 01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:04,180 Can't tell it to you in public. 1115 01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:06,260 Its unpleasant, Caesar. 1116 01:31:06,820 --> 01:31:07,540 Caesar. 1117 01:31:07,940 --> 01:31:12,300 If you are interested, I'll prepare you a list and then can we comment on it. 1118 01:31:13,580 --> 01:31:15,100 Take It. thanks. 1119 01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:17,740 come, I will make you a list that you will be surprised. 1120 01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:21,300 Many awaits the moment to give you a stab 1121 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:24,900 in the back. They are friends, neighbors, even relatives. 1122 01:31:25,140 --> 01:31:27,740 Do you understand? Relatives. Come, Caesar! 1123 01:31:41,900 --> 01:31:42,780 Falbala. 1124 01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:47,180 You are the tenth Obelix that I kiss tonight. 1125 01:31:47,380 --> 01:31:50,700 Yes, but I am the true Obelix. True! 1126 01:31:51,300 --> 01:31:53,260 The other ones were not more than imitations. 1127 01:31:54,380 --> 01:31:59,300 Falbala, I have to speak to you. I have to tell you something. 1128 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:00,820 Shoot, I listening. 1129 01:32:02,620 --> 01:32:05,820 Will you marry me? - Hey? Do you speak seriously? 1130 01:32:06,780 --> 01:32:07,820 Yes. Why? 1131 01:32:09,940 --> 01:32:13,420 Obelix, I love you a lot, as to a great brother. 1132 01:32:13,940 --> 01:32:16,580 Like to a friend, My great teddy Obelix. 1133 01:32:18,860 --> 01:32:22,860 But I love Tragicomix. We'll marry next month. 1134 01:32:23,140 --> 01:32:27,100 Ah, yes? But if me... Prolix told me that you... 1135 01:32:27,300 --> 01:32:29,260 Prolix is only a cheater. 1136 01:32:30,940 --> 01:32:35,540 Don't be sad. I can't see you sad, Obelix. 1137 01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:39,100 Falbala. 1138 01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:44,460 I should leave. Are you mad? You will always be my friend? 1139 01:32:44,940 --> 01:32:48,060 My great teddy Obelix. Do you promise it to me? 1140 01:32:50,860 --> 01:32:51,820 Do promise it to me? 1141 01:32:52,940 --> 01:32:55,140 That you promise it to me. Yes. 1142 01:33:13,140 --> 01:33:16,900 Panoramix, can you give me more magic potion, please? 1143 01:33:17,380 --> 01:33:20,260 Are you joking? there' more than enough Obelix outside? 1144 01:33:20,420 --> 01:33:21,460 Its not for me. 1145 01:33:30,620 --> 01:33:33,220 Falbala, I can speak with you 2 seconds more? 1146 01:33:33,460 --> 01:33:35,660 What do you want from her? No worries. 1147 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:39,060 I'll return it to you at once. We go, they come with me. They come. 1148 01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:52,540 Falbala, drink this. What is it? 1149 01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:55,420 It will not harm you. I also drank. 1150 01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:58,380 Come on drinks, please. Give me that pleasure. 1151 01:33:58,580 --> 01:33:59,620 Is it ok? 1152 01:34:04,860 --> 01:34:05,820 Not bad. 1153 01:34:08,340 --> 01:34:09,300 But... What? 1154 01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:22,940 Good, now you can go to look for your Tragicomix. 1155 01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:24,860 Do you want to stay with me? 1156 01:34:26,900 --> 01:34:28,780 Believe that I have more than enough. I leave you. 1157 01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:31,420 Falbala. 1158 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:39,900 To your health, Romans. to your health, Asterix. 1159 01:34:50,220 --> 01:34:51,100 Have you seen? 1160 01:35:06,460 --> 01:35:08,700 Solo; Already tired of looking repeated. 1161 01:35:08,900 --> 01:35:09,780 Me also. 1162 01:35:09,980 --> 01:35:12,940 Imagine all the boars to feed them to all. 1163 01:35:20,580 --> 01:35:25,300 Obelix, Obelix, Obelix! 1164 01:35:26,020 --> 01:35:27,740 Obelix has disappeared. 1165 01:35:28,780 --> 01:35:30,660 will say the double he/she gives Obelix. 1166 01:35:30,860 --> 01:35:33,380 No, no, all. I looked for him everywhere and nowhere to be found 1167 01:35:33,620 --> 01:35:35,820 You Have Killed my friend. calm down. 1168 01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:39,300 The true Obelix will be somewhere as you are here. 1169 01:35:40,380 --> 01:35:42,140 A the best thing also disappears. -No. 1170 01:35:42,380 --> 01:35:45,260 How do you know it? Had you already used the milk unicorn ? 1171 01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:49,340 Me no, but Mathusalix always used it. 1172 01:35:49,540 --> 01:35:51,860 And if there has been danger, he would have warned me. 1173 01:35:52,820 --> 01:35:54,860 Warned! That yokel is a perverse one. 1174 01:35:56,140 --> 01:35:58,860 I will not allows you to speak like that of my great-grandfather. 1175 01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:02,700 He has taught me everything... Whats wrong with you? 1176 01:36:03,020 --> 01:36:06,820 I feel strange. I sit down as if, i was empty. 1177 01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:09,260 I will also become in soap bubbles. 1178 01:36:10,940 --> 01:36:16,740 Right now, I have itches in the legs and in the ankles. 1179 01:36:18,460 --> 01:36:20,500 If the one that tickles me is Idefix. 1180 01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:23,900 But what do you want, my dog? What going on? Where do you take me? 1181 01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:27,340 In my place to himself would you take the opportunity of the situation. 1182 01:36:27,540 --> 01:36:29,580 You no? No, me no. No. 1183 01:36:31,460 --> 01:36:35,260 Not that i dont want... I just want you to kiss me without desire. 1184 01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:39,340 In the mouth? 1185 01:36:49,340 --> 01:36:50,180 Falbala! 1186 01:36:50,940 --> 01:36:53,900 Obelix, Obelix. Falbala. 1187 01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:56,740 Are you the true one. Falbala. 1188 01:36:57,620 --> 01:36:59,300 Of Course it's me, why? 1189 01:36:59,540 --> 01:37:01,500 Because the other ones, Obelix, They all have disappeared. 1190 01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:04,340 And the other ones, Asterix, also. Yes, like Falbala. 1191 01:37:04,540 --> 01:37:07,740 Yes, as Falbala. That is to have bad luck. 1192 01:37:07,940 --> 01:37:10,740 On everything for... Yes. for Falbala. 1193 01:37:10,900 --> 01:37:13,740 Go. They say that the wrong gives loves it doesn't last a lifetime. 1194 01:37:13,900 --> 01:37:17,100 With the time leave good memories. And you have me. 1195 01:37:17,300 --> 01:37:19,540 Yes, less than bad I have you. Less bad. 1196 01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:20,540 Less bad. 1197 01:37:33,620 --> 01:37:35,300 Already go. Wait for me! 1198 01:37:35,500 --> 01:37:37,460 My Caius Bonus. No, no, no, finished. 1199 01:37:37,700 --> 01:37:40,580 Its the last time, only a last time. 1200 01:37:40,780 --> 01:37:44,220 Greet the Egyptian! you have gone away to Caius Bonus. 1201 01:37:44,460 --> 01:37:47,740 Everyone has left without fighting for the last time. 1202 01:37:54,900 --> 01:37:58,860 Obelix comes, don't put that face. It is the victory, we have won. 1203 01:37:59,900 --> 01:38:02,620 Yes, but I have lost everything. 1204 01:38:02,940 --> 01:38:03,780 My friends: 1205 01:38:04,020 --> 01:38:06,900 this afternoon we celebrate two important events. 1206 01:38:07,140 --> 01:38:09,260 Our victory on the Romans. 1207 01:38:09,420 --> 01:38:10,380 Well! Well done! 1208 01:38:10,780 --> 01:38:13,900 And Obelix's anniversary. Good!You fell down within the magical potion 1209 01:38:14,940 --> 01:38:17,820 When you are a baby. 1210 01:38:18,140 --> 01:38:19,100 Obelix! 1211 01:38:19,260 --> 01:38:22,220 In the friendship, the banquets, the Romans, the cakes. 1212 01:38:22,460 --> 01:38:23,380 Obelix! 1213 01:38:23,620 --> 01:38:26,580 Famous you are for making menhirs. 1214 01:38:26,860 --> 01:38:27,740 Obelix! 1215 01:38:27,940 --> 01:38:31,260 Will never become bigger if the love blushes. 1216 01:38:35,780 --> 01:38:37,860 And now, the cake. 1217 01:38:51,940 --> 01:38:54,300 They are yours. Caesar has participated. 1218 01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:06,420 Come, Obelix. 1219 01:39:25,540 --> 01:39:28,260 You. Yes, you, you, you. 1220 01:39:36,340 --> 01:39:37,900 You, you, you, you, you. 1221 01:39:38,620 --> 01:39:40,460 Here. No. 1222 01:39:40,700 --> 01:39:42,580 Right here. No. 1223 01:39:43,780 --> 01:39:44,500 Yes! 1224 01:40:05,020 --> 01:40:08,340 Always the hard hitter. You destroy the cake in one go 1225 01:40:08,540 --> 01:40:10,700 I always tell it to him. Hes is a glutton. 1226 01:40:11,500 --> 01:40:13,180 Obelix, Obelix. 1227 01:40:15,860 --> 01:40:18,740 Obelix, Obelix. 1228 01:40:21,860 --> 01:40:25,060 I want to sing. I want to sing. 1229 01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:29,106 Download Movie Subtitles Searcher from www.OpenSubtitles.org 1230 01:40:29,156 --> 01:40:33,706 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 95863