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So let's review,

shall we? Oh.

Thanks to that

master meddler, all of my dons are either in jail or out of commission.

Not all.

They're still dumb.

Casar.

Or not?

Garcia.

I seizing your merit.

You need something?

Cut Don Casar down.

Right away. Your money honorably.

Of course.

There is one more option.

No, because I was the only Don left.

Wait, you don't mean Don Ringel?

Why not?

That relic was running rackets when I was in diapers.

And wouldn't hire him if he were the last Don on Earth.

Which apparently

I am.

What can you possibly do for me?

For one thing, I can show you a way to steal the de

la Vega property right out from under them.

I am listening.

There is a

deed hidden somewhere in the Talladega mansion.

It proves that they stole all of their land.

Are you sure about this? Yes.

I saw it with my own eyes.

Of course, it was many years ago.

Back in the days when Gustavo de la Vega lived there.

The deed to the estate.

I would enjoy legally stealing it and tossing

Alejandro and his useless son out on their ears.

Then we have a deal.

I am to come out of retirement at long last.

Yes, Don Ringo.

Now go and bring me the deed that will destroy the de Las Vegas once

and for all.

That is all for the night.

If I should be boss. Fight!

Oh, Jackie.

Sasquatch. Like these are.

I mean, you give us their lives for all that's fair.

So even the best. Be ready. Sotto.

You will you to like the sky, the barn.

To fight all night.

And besides, what is not O is.

So. Oh,

shut up! And.

Okay, so I overslept.

I'm sorry.

I know we might missed part of the psych lecture.

That cute girl in the front row will help us catch up.

I think she likes you.

Ricardo.

Well, somebody made a new friend.

Hi. How's it going?

Oh, something's wrong with my car.

And I'm going to be late for class. Relax.

If it has wheels and a motor, my friend here can fix it.

My name's Diego.

That's Bernardo.

He told me he did.

Yes, I read sign language.

Can you really make it work?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Told you anyway.

You, Miss Bella.

I just transferred into Pueblo Grande City College last year.

Are you taking advanced chem?

Well, now I guess that means we'll be seeing a lot of each other.

Now it's Bella.

There's Bella that.

I mean, she's all Bernardo can talk about.

You think you never had a girlfriend before?

Hey, that's because he hasn't.

He stayed in lots of girls. No, dear.

That was you.

And. But now you'll never complain when you got all the attention.

Frankly, you sound the wee bit jealous.

Me? No way. Good.

Then you won't mind this.

I went out with Bella.

Don't wait up, Bernardo.

You see what I mean?

No consideration for anybody else.

Live footage from downtown where the police are under

fire from bank robbers.

Oh. Oh, boy.

Listen, I better, take care of your stuff.

Yeah, stuff.

See ya.

Attention! I'm in progress.

Attention! Crime in progress.

Don't tell me.

Tell my missing amigo wherever he is.

Well, whoever

they were, they knew what they were doing.

Why did you say that?

They got into the bank through an old boarded up basement.

Send out an APB.

Set up roadblocks around the city.

I'm going to catch those rats.

Or my name is in

your C.I.A.

seizing on me at the bank.

Of the trail of. Oh.

As you wish.

Right away.

Bueno, everybody.

Let's go home.

But, Sarge, what about the APB?

What about the roadblocks? Wait.

Why bother?

Hell, whoever the robbers, were, they long gone by now.

But they wouldn't be if I'd been here in time.

Nardo having fun?

I had a wonderful evening, Bernardo.

I have a confession to make.

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid that I'm falling for you.

Be kind to me, okay?

Well.

Good night.

See you.

And how was your evening?

Good, because mine stunk.

You want to know why?

Because there was a big bank robbery downtown.

I was nowhere near the place.

That's the problem. Neither was I.

I mean, if you'd been at your computer like usual,

I might have heard about it sooner and gotten there in time to stop it.

But no, because you were out with Beller again,

and it's getting in the way of you doing your job.

No, as a matter of fact, it is my business.

Hey, we're not finished here.

You can't do this.

Or I knew about the basement because I robbed that

same bag myself 40 years ago.

Maybe 50.

But I never forget a meal.

October 26th, 1955.

Oh, am I keeping you up past your bedtime?

Look, Don Ringo.

I'll let you borrow a few men so you could rather that

bank for old times sake.

Yes. It made me feel young again.

There,

it like I am growing old from waiting.

How are you going to get that deed out of the de la Vega mansion?

With my secret weapon,

Which is?

Want some new laser cannon?

No. That's her.

Allow me to present my granddaughter, della.

Oh, Bernardo.

They're beautiful.

Bernardo.

Hi, I'm Maria.

You must be Bella. How did you know that?

Bernardo's text messages.

He's been bragging about you nonstop.

How sweet.

Well, we better hurry or we'll be late for class.

So glad to meet you.

Gee, that was sincere.

Diego, were you eavesdropping?

No, I was just passing by when I smelled something rotten.

I thought it was a skunk.

And it turns out I was right.

You men are so predictable.

Say what? Your best friend finally meet

someone special, and all you can do is badmouth her.

Oh, like you didn't see the way she looked at you.

You're just lucky there were no sharp objects around.

That's ridiculous.

You want ridiculous?

Okay. They've been dating for one week.

Yesterday they had their picture taken together for Christmas cards.

You're making this up.

You want to see the pictures? No.

And you should be ashamed of yourself.

I'm not ashamed.

I'm just looking out for my friend.

You might want to do the same.

I must admit,

she's a good shopper.

A little more to the right, perhaps.

Sorrow. What brings you here?

The same as you, I believe. Bella. Ringo.

You're familiar with the name?

Unfortunately, yes.

It belongs to one of the oldest crime families in town.

Could it be you, Rita?

Bella is carrying on the family tradition.

Hang on.

Just because someone is related to a crook doesn't mean she's a crook. Two.

But if

you'll notice, those man standing guard work for the mayor.

Does that not seem even slightly suspicious?

Well, maybe a little.

But you're jumping to conclusions here.

I am not.

I mean, I'm afraid I must disagree.

We got company.

My dear senorita, why are you so upset?

I am not upset.

I just thought you were different and fair and decent.

I am all of those things.

And you are very loud.

I am not loud.

Actually, you kind of might be.

Continue this conversation some other time.

No problem.

Yes. You two are going down.

You're up.

Wow. She's good. Oh!

Behind you!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, it's your turn.

Why? Glasses. Oh!

Okay, we got two choices.

One, we tell the mayor that we had Zero and Scarlet left, but we lost him.

Or two, we don't mention nothing.

Guess it's time to call it a night.

As always, it's been a pleasure, senorita.

Despite our little disagreement.

But I still hope you're wrong about Bella Ringo.

Sovereign artistic.

I hate to admit it,

but that spoiled brat Diego might be on to something.

Zorro.

No new messages.

You thought I was Bella, right?

I know you like her a lot.

Actually, Bernardo,

I've been meaning to talk to you about Bella.

As a friend.

I mean, I know this is all very exciting right now,

but maybe you should be a little careful.

I'm just saying.

Bella's bad news.

No, I'm not saying that.

Exactly.

Well, I am.

Wake up and smell the melee, bro.

She's playing you.

I can't say how I know right now.

Okay? Just take my word for it.

Diego, you're not helping.

Oh, like.

And you are.

Yes, I am.

Well, I was until you put it in.

I'm not butting in.

I'm just trying to save my friend from a serious hurt.

Whoa!

You can't mean that.

Nice going. Diego.

Now, Bernard is cutting us both out of his life.

Bernardo, I was looking for you.

What's wrong?

Well, whatever it is, I'm here for you.

I know what will cheer you up.

Let's not wait till Friday.

Let's have dinner this evening.

That's better.

Now you go into class, and I'll be there

in a minute.

Grandpa.

Bella. Change in plans.

We make our move tonight.

Stop it!

You listen to me, you boys.

Stop it!

Both of you, right now!

Lucky your father's out of town.

Or he had something to say about you two acting like you have sex again. Oh.

Look at you two.

You know, Diego loves you like a brother.

And you know, you can always trust Bernardo to do what's right.

And whatever problems you got can be so awful, you can't get them out.

Now shake hands.

Suit yourself.

I'm off to my bingo night.

But while I'm gone, you think about what's more important.

This little tip.

Or a friend you have known all your life.

Enjoy your date.

I know

we're going to meet in the café, but I couldn't wait to see you.

And neither could my friends.

Besides, I think it's time for you to meet my family.

Bernardo, this is my grandpapa, Don Ringo.

Well, they're not.

Bella's told me all about you,

you little sap. Hey!

10,000, 20,030.

This is Mario Martinez.

Hello.

Who's there?

Garcia. Di.

Luca, is it your mirror?

Never mind. I thought this was you.

You really should cut back on your caffeine.

Makes you jumpy.

See, whatever you say is in your mirror. Oh.

Oh, whoever you are, I'm hanging there.

She's our daughter in law.

We are in the de la Vega mansion.

What about the boy Bernardo?

He will cooperate, or he will suffer

and then cooperate.

Poor Bernardo.

Now, how about you give us a tour?

I said behave.

I should really check out what the mayor is up to.

I'm just not in the mood.

That looks interesting.

I wonder where she's off to in such a hurry.

If you're sure it's here, grandpapa.

Of course.

I have a photographic memory.

Photographic?

Whatever you.

Please, Bernardo.

You wouldn't hit me, would you?

Grandpapa.

I'm getting tired of playing with this lovesick puppy.

So let's tie him up and toss him off the bridge.

Robbery and assault.

Oh, you are so going down, girlfriend.

I second the motion, senorita.

There's your old arm.

How did you know we were here?

Yes. How?

Because we've been following you, haven't we?

Yes, we most certainly have.

And now it is time to try a few reasons.

Vamonos, amigos. Oh!

Hey! Mama!

Very well, my dear.

You're not going to hit me, are you?

Oh, yeah.

Definitely. Oh.

It would appear our work here is done, senorita.

Nothing left but the cleanup.

Until we meet again.

Adios, citizen.

Oh. What will we tell Mr.

de la Vega when he comes home to this?

Another world party.

Dad won't buy that story again.

I must say, it's nice to see you two getting alone again.

Well, like you said, our friendship is too important.

And besides, Bernardo realizes he was wrong about Bella.

And I was right.

You know, you've got work to do.

I just can't figure out what they thought

they'd find.

It's a deed of sale.

Property de la familia de la Vega.

Your dad probably never knew it was here.

No, but somebody else did.

What is this?

You've got to help me.

My granddaughter is in jail.

And whose fault is that?

You and I didn't come up.

I understand you've developed an interest in real estate.

Oh, yeah?

What of it?

Sadly for you, Don Ringo did not have his facts straight.

The Dela Vega deed is in perfect order.

Gee, that's a surprise.

In fact, the map he drew for you has a small error in the border

between your two properties.

What sort of error?

It turns out that the Dela Vega's actually owned a bit more land,

which includes part of your house.

What? Look at this.

What if de la Vega finds out?

My advice to you. Send your mayor.

Leave well enough alone.

To. Do.

Something.

So don't shut up.