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I mean, I.

Did I hit it?

Did I hit it?

Way to go, Diego.

This candy everywhere.

Did you make you wish?

You bet I was for a brand new pony

with long black hair.

Just like Zorro for.

Hey, look at that.

It's full.

Leave it to that

criminal to spoil the party.

Let's sing.

Your de la Vega throw is in the criminal.

He is wonderful.

So, young man,

I understand that today's your birthday season.

Your Zorro.

And have you made your wish? You.

Oh, yes.

I wish for a brand new pony just like yours.

But if I'm not mistaken, Diego, you already have a pony.

Is this not correct?

See, I have three ponies.

No, I don't know what a boy would need with another one.

He already has three ponies for the, I don't know what else to wish, but,

maybe her wishes would be better spent

seeking the happiness of others, Diego, rather than your own.

If I do that, will I be a great Zorro like you?

Yes, Diego.

When you use your wishes to help others, it will make you a very great sorrow.

Very good.

He told. Well.

What's that? Hey.

Bernardo, you been waking me up on my birthday

with that air horn for ten years?

And. Okay, okay, I get it.

Thank you.

You want to know what my birthday wishes, don't you?

This year, my wish belongs to a third.

He got this all the night.

He plans to be boss.

Fight for justice and watch my are.

I mean to even get you rights for all that's fair.

So even that's me at his side. Oh.

You. Oh,

he's getting you to like the sky and the bed.

To fight or die for justice for my sorrow,

sorrow,

sorrow.

Oh, sorrow.

I must say,

Your Honor, I'm a bit surprised to see you here.

Really?

And why is that, Don Knotts, when everyone knows

that you win Cinco de la Vega?

Shall we say adversaries?

Nonsense.

While it's true that my old friend Alejandro

and I do not often agree on matters of government and politics.

Oh, this does not mean we are not friends.

But like the,

Like my father would never be friends with that creep.

Come on, Diego, it's time to pop the pinata.

Yeah, who knows what might be inside.

I hear it's jewelry this year.

I don't know, girls.

Then again, why not?

Birthday without a pinata really isn't a birthday at all.

Gather in everyone.

The ego's going to break the pinata.

Okay.

Spin him.

Three time go!

I think I'm not doing so well.

I feel my target is nearby, so.

Hey. Garcia.

Yes. Me up. Coming to your man.

Did I get it?

Did I break the pinata?

Oh, my goodness, did I do that?

Please, Sergeant. Allow me.

Oh, it's the least I can do.

Very well, then.

Please

accept my humble apologies, Your Honor.

When one is blindfolded, it can be difficult to know

the difference between a pinata and a punching bag.

Diego, I believe it's time for your birthday wish.

So, what will it be this year?

Another car? A vacation in Mexico.

More motorcycles, perhaps.

Maybe your wishes would be better spent

seeking the happiness of others rather than your own.

No. This

year, I think I'd like something a little different.

Your honor, despite my inexcusably

clumsy behavior, I think it is you who can grant my birthday.

Wish me.

But I believe it is your father who must grant your birthday request.

Yes, but this year I have a special thought in mind.

I would like to be the mayor of Pueblo Grande for one day.

Ridiculous. Phew!

Mayor, I'm sorry, but that would not if Your Excellency would allow me to finish.

Certainly it would be an honorary appointment only.

It would give me the opportunity to learn at your feet

while I watch how you go through your day serving the citizens of our great city.

In exchange,

I pledge to make a sizable contribution to the Pueblo Grande Orphanage Fund

Month

after my.

Oh, what

could I say to such a generous offer?

I hereby grant your birthday wish, the Angel de la Vega.

I shall be honorary mayor of Grundy

for one day. Yes.

You'll be responsible to keep that pop out of my hair.

I can't believe my ears.

Maybe Diego is finally growing up.

So, my friend, how do we best take advantage

of my special day with his honor?

The mayor?

Hey! Watch it!

It is true that it would be enjoyable.

Finish off the mayor once and for all.

This is not something I can do.

Is Diego de la Vega?

No, no.

I got to use the opportunity to collect information.

And to do that,

I must have access the mayor's compensation.

I agree it's going to be difficult.

I'm sure Martinez will be careful not to conduct

any real business with me around.

Yes. This should do the trick.

A well-placed bug should tell us plenty.

Thank you.

Bernardo.

That's for the little slice in my sleep.

Now, I suggest we get some sleep.

Tomorrow is going to be a big day for both me

and Mayor Horace Hernando Martinez. For.

I can't tell you

how excited I am to be spending the day with you, May Martinez.

I hope it will prove to be an illuminating experience for you, young Diego.

Oh, that is my hope also, your honor,

you should begin by knowing how it feels to sit in the seat of government.

Please try it out, really?

Can I? It would be my pleasure.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Your Honor.

It seems my enthusiasm just keeps getting the better of me.

Never mind.

Just try to be more careful. No.

I wish I could get used to this.

Don't.

Oh, sorry.

I have some official business to attend to.

Sergeant Garcia will stay here to watch

or to assist you with any questions you may have.

Excellent.

Always nice to see Sergeant Garcia.

Now, if you will excuse me,

don't let him out of the sight.

Sergeant, what should we do next?

Launch.

I don't know what Diego is up to.

Something's funny here.

Unless he's actually maturing.

Not a chance,

but I keep my eye on him.

I apologize for the delay.

It seems I am condemned to play babysitter to Alejandro de La Vega's Playboy son.

I understand you're not to worry.

My people can be inside the Bank of Pueblo Grundy in 15 minutes.

We only await your orders.

Excellent.

Not only will this bank robbery with millions in my coffers,

but the public outcry.

It's the people

that more taxes are unnecessary if I am to increase the police protection.

Tax dollars

that will never make it to the public coffers, I assume true,

but if I'm feeling generous, I may show my gratitude

by deciding not to rob the city's bank next year.

Now, let's go over the details one more time.

Course, Your honor, whatever you wish.

You done well, Don Knotts.

Commence the operation.

This is not nuts.

You are. Go.

I repeat, you, go.

Oh! Time to move.

So, shall we get started, Sergeant?

Moment details to the Eagle.

I mean.

Don't the ammo.

You must allow me to conduct.

Or does it?

Or it will be mucho trouble for me. Hey!

Of course, Sergeant Garcia.

What a lovely rendering of our mayor.

The way the artist is captured, the shifty eyes and the weak jawline.

Do you see what I'm talking about, don't you, Sergeant?

I well, I mean, yes, I see what you mean.

See your Diego?

It is as if the eyes are lie.

Yes, I think you're right.

Let us take an even closer look.

You see how the painter.

I think you may have gotten too close, my friend.

Let me out!

Let me out

here! Me!

Well, that was strange, even for Diego.

Now I know he's up to something.

What's happening?

Bernardo, my people can be inside the bank.

Pueblo Grande, in 15 minutes.

He's robbing the bank of Pueblo Grande.

That could wipe out the savings of millions of people.

Looks like being an insider is starting to pay off.

I think my day is honorary.

Mayor is going to have to wait

for now.

It's time for L Sol.

I'd like to make a deposit, please.

Payday, sir.

That's right.

Of course, with the Renzi, the money won't be here long.

You can say that again, pal.

Everyone hit the ground!

Is here is a robbery.

Okay, lady, hand over the dough.

I mean, want it all, capiche?

Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Oh. Man, this is some up.

You ain't kidding.

Yeah.

Nice doing business with you. Yeah.

Hate to rob and run, but

you come.

Bus, my friend.

Hope you come back again after you finish your prison term.

If you don't mind.

I don't mind at all.

Now, if you gentlemen would be good enough to return the rest of the money.

Oh, yeah. That'll happen. No.

Guess we'll have to do this. The hard way.

Get them boys.

Looking for me?

Then I got fit.

Better get some help in here.

That's it.

That's it.

I think I see what you mean.

Yo, get a load of Batman now.

He's in full

here.

Not until it.

Got you.

Got a bit of indigestion? No.

Hey! Enough already.

I gotta clean this up.

Shut it! Pops!

Oh, yeah, I show you, you

young whippersnapper.

I. You all right, my friend?

No, I'm not all right.

Who's gonna clean this up?

Are you gonna help me clean this up?

I don't think so.

Easy there, amigo.

We can discuss cleaning up your mess later.

Right now, I have a mess of my own to attend to.

Get him, you bums, old mine.

Not if I get him first.

Let's go.

Well, senores, it's been fun, but I think we played enough for today.

No, my cuffing your friends for me.

Not a chance. Sure.

I can change your mind. I'm.

Excellent.

Now you.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

You see, I can listen to.

I gotta wait

until we meet again.

We should be in about 3 to 5 years from now.

Impossible.

It is no way a Zorro could know about the bank job.

I only gave the go ahead 50 minutes before it happened.

Garcia, where is the shot?

Bumbler.

I'm afraid the good sergeant is indisposed.

Oh, de la Vega, I forgot about you.

What is Garcia?

Well, you see, Sergeant

Garcia was giving me a tour of City hall when suddenly he took ill.

Maybe it was something he ate.

The man eats for ten. You know, I know.

And where have you been all this time? Me?

Oh, I've just been walking around, taking in the sights.

Oh, is that what you call it?

It seems to me you've been doing a bit more than taking in the sights.

Why, Maria, you weren't spying on me, were you?

Oh, I know,

well, good, because it seems to me that someone who could spy inside

City Hall would know a great deal about what happens inside and out.

Don't be silly, Diego.

Nobody could spy on the city government.

And besides, my daughter is certainly no spy.

Of course, Mr. Mayor.

I certainly meant no offense to Maria here.

Oh my goodness, look at the time.

I guess I better be going.

Thank you for a very exciting day, senor. Oh.

Kind of clumsy sometimes.

Well, see you.

Strange boy.

Tell me about it.

I really shouldn't, but.

I think I did well with my birthday wish.

Come on, you goons.

Move in.

Wouldn't you agree, grandfather?

Will I be a great Zorro like you?

Yes, Diego.

When you use your wishes to help others, it will make you a

very great sorrow.

I believe I'll take that as a yes.

Through. So.

Oh! Shut up!