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( wind meter squeaking )
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( rumbling )
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( snoring )
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( snoring )
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Thirty long years
and it's all led up to this.
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My greatest achievement!
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Probably
should have worn pants.
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Agh!
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( chuckles )
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Feisty, I like it.
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If I finally
pull this off,
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it will all have been
worth it.
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I just need to keep
playing it cool.
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If anyone ever finds out
about this...
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( scoffs ) Yeah, right.
I've come this far.
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Who could possibly
catch me now?
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( beeping )
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AGENT 1: See there,there it is again.
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AGENT 2: We haven'tseen readings like this
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for 30 years.
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Is it comingfrom deep space?
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An enemyweapons site?
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Just as I suspected.
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Gentlemen, we're going
to Gravity Falls.
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( alarm buzzing )
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Oh, right.
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Show time.
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STAN: Welcometo the grand re-opening
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of the Mystery Shack!
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( cheers and applause )
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Mystery Shack!
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We're here
to celebrate the defeat
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of that skunk little Gideon.
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CROWD: Boo!
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Please, please,
boo harder.
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CROWD: Boo!
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But I didn't catch
that pork chop all alone.
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These two scams deserve
some of the glory.
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Oh!
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Okay, okay.
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Most of the glory.
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Smile for the camera.
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Your camera's
a cinder block, Toby.
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I just want to be
a part of things.
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Smile for a real camera.
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Everyone say
"something stupid."
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TOGETHER: Something stupid!
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And don't forget to come
to the after party
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tonight at 8:00.
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We're doing
a karaoke bonanza, people.
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Lights! Music!
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Enchantment!
Phoo!
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And an amazing
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karaoke performance
by our family band,
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Love Patrol Alpha.
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Oh, I don't know
about that.
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I would never
agree to that ever.
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Too late, I wrote your names
on the list.
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It's happening.
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( blows horn )
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Buy your ticket, people.
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You know you don't have
anything else
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going on in your lives.
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I'm talking to you,
pizza guy.
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Don't lame out on me.
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Ha!
The town loves us.
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We finally got that Gideon
smell out of the carpet.
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Everything
is finally going my way.
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Hey, Grunkle Stan,
now that we have a moment,
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I've been meaning to ask you
for my journal back.
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What? Journal?
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Oh, you mean
this old thing?
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It was so boring
I couldn't even finish it.
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( squeals )
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You didn't see nothing.
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Wait, you're just gonna
give it to me?
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Just like that?
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What else do you want?
A kiss on the cheek?
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I-- I got to go.
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Whoa!
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I wouldn't mind
a kiss on the cheek.
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Not gonna happen.
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Mabel,
we've got to talk.
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Almost losing my journal
made me realize
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that I'm halfway
through the summer
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and still no closer
to figuring out
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the big mysteries
of Gravity Falls.
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Gideon almost
destroyed the town
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to get his hands
on this journal.
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But why?
Who wrote it?
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Where are
all the other journals?
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What was Bill talking about
when he said
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everything was
going to change?
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There's something huge
going on right under our noses.
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And it's time
we stop goofing around
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and get to the bottom of it.
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Bro, you've looked at that
thing, like, a bazillion times.
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There's nothing
left to discover.
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Half the pages are blank,
remember?
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I just feel like
I'm one puzzle piece away
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from figuring out everything.
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Don't worry, Dipper.
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Lord Mystery Ham
is on the case.
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"I play by me own rules!
What? What?"
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I don't know
why I tell you things.
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Do you hear that?
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Hey, Mr. Pines,
what's that code word
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I'm supposed to yell
when I see a government vehicle?
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Wait, what?
Government vehicle?
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The Mystery Shack is now closed.
Everybody out!
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I will not hesitate
to use the hose
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on the elderly.
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Uncle Stan,
what's happening?
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Yeah, you never
shut down the gift shop.
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( doorbell ringing )
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( knocking on door )
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Welcome to the Mystery Shack,
gentlemen.
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What can I get you?
Key chains?
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Snow globes?
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These rare
photos of American Presidents?
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My name is Agent Powers.
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This is Agent Trigger.
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We're here to investigate
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reports of mysterious activity
in this town.
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Activity.
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Mysterious activity
in the Mystery Shack?
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You got to be joking.
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I assure you I am not.
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I was born with a rare disorder
that makes me
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physically incapable
of experiencing humor.
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( nervous laughter )
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I don't understand
that sound
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you're making
with your mouth.
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Now if you'll excuse us,
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we're conducting
an investigation.
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Investigation.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you guys say
you're investigating
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the mysteries of this town?
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That information
is classified.
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But, yes.
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Look, between you and me,
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I believe there is a conspiracy
of paranormal origin
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all connected
to this town.
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We're just one small lead away
from blowing
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the lid off this
entire mystery.
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Are you kidding me?
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I'm investigating
the exact same thing.
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I found
this journal in the woods
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which has almost
all the answers.
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If we work together,
we could crack the case.
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If you have
evidence of these claims,
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we should talk.
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We can talk right now.
Please, please, come in.
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I have so much
to show you.
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I'm sorry, agents.
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Kid has an overactive
imagination and, like,
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a sweating problem.
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MABEL: ( laughs ) Zing!
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Paranormal town stuff,
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it's just
part of gift shop lore.
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Sells more tickets, you know.
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Pop-poro-po-po.
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Swag.
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We have other spots
to investigate.
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We'll be on our way.
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I'm confiscating
this for evidence.
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POWERS:
Smart move.
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Wait!
No, wait!
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We have so much
to talk about.
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Hold it, kiddo.
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Trust me, the last thing
you want around here
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in a party is cops.
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I'm confiscating
that card.
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And how's about
you go be a normal kid?
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Flirt with a girl,
or steal a pie off a windowsill.
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But, Grunkle Stan,
you don't understand.
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And don't go talking
to those agents.
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( groans ) That could have
been my big break.
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Bro, maybe Grunkle Stan
is right.
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We're throwing
a party tonight.
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Can't you go one night
without searching
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for aliens or raising
the dead or whatever?
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I'm not gonna
raise the dead.
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I just need a chance to show
those agents my book.
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Trust me, Dipper.
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The only book you'll need
tonight is right here.
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Boo!
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I say "kara," you say "oke."
Kara...
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Kara...
Kara...
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I could do this all day.
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Agh!
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Well, the confetti
cannon works.
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( gasps )
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And the karaoke machine
has all the best songs.
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"We built this township
on rock and roll."
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"Danger lane
to highway town."
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"Taking over midnight"
by AmperSandra.
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Listen, kid, you do not want
to hear this voice singing.
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Trust me.
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Grunkle Stan, karaoke
isn't about sounding good.
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It's about
sounding terrible, together.
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( laughing )
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Check it out! These black lights
make my teeth look scary.
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It's like a crime scene
in my mouth.
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Come on, you'll love it.
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( sighs )
It's not fair.
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Finally I meet someone
who can help me
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solve the mysteries of this town
and Stan confiscates their card.
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Dude, I probably
shouldn't be telling you this,
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but I'm pretty sure
Stan hides like
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everything in his room.
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If I go into Stan's room,
I could get in so much trouble.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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That's what
makes it fun, dummy.
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Man, I can't wait to smash
these Stanatas.
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Smash!
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Grenda
has entered the party!
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Stan's brains
look delicious.
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Girls!
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Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh, Mabel!
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Is that a boom box sweater?
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See for yourself.
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Poke!
( music playing )
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Yeah, yeah!
Work it! Ah!
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Aw!
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I thought this was
gonna be a rave.
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Thompson, take off your shirt
and make it a rave.
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I'll do anything
for your approval.
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Oh, come on.
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I promise I won't
send it to anyone.
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Who's got one good eye
and one good pie?
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These kegs
are full of meat.
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( giggles )
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Tambry sends me
the craziest text.
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The whole town is showing up
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and no sign
of those pesky agents.
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Wendy, Dipper, how are those
posters coming along?
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Hmm.
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I'll keep
an eye out for Stan.
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You go rustle through
his weird old man biz.
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( creaking )
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All right, Grunkle Stan,
where did you hide that card?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Ew!
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Pretending
I never saw that.
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Wait a minute.
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( laughs )
Yes!
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I got it!
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( dialing )
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( line ringing )
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POWERS: Agent Powers.
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Hi, this is Dipper.
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The kid from the Mystery Shack,
the one with the,
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um, sweating problem.
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I have that journal
I wanted to show you.
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And you're certain this journal
will help our case?
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I'm 100% positive.
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Very well.We're on our way.
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( gasps )
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Sorry, Dipper.
264
00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:32,117
I got distracted.
265
00:10:32,119 --> 00:10:34,052
Kid, why did you call
those agents?
266
00:10:34,054 --> 00:10:35,587
I've told you once,
I've told you 100 times,
267
00:10:35,589 --> 00:10:38,323
there's nothing
supernatural going on
268
00:10:38,325 --> 00:10:39,324
in Gravity Falls.
269
00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:40,959
Yes, there is.
270
00:10:40,961 --> 00:10:42,260
After everything
that's happened,
271
00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:44,062
you have to know
that by now.
272
00:10:44,064 --> 00:10:46,197
All I know
is that your dumb obsession
273
00:10:46,199 --> 00:10:48,600
is gonna get us all in trouble
one of these days.
274
00:10:48,602 --> 00:10:50,668
Now go enjoy
the rest of the party,
275
00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:53,204
'cause when it's over,
you're grounded.
276
00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:59,444
Hmm.
277
00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:08,620
( party music playing )
Hey, boys, looking good!
278
00:11:08,622 --> 00:11:10,355
Gorney,
you clean up nice.
279
00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:12,924
Mr. Poolcheck,
move those crazy legs.
280
00:11:12,926 --> 00:11:15,560
You-- You weird pool man.
281
00:11:15,562 --> 00:11:17,395
What's the problem,
officers?
282
00:11:17,397 --> 00:11:21,065
Did you catch my face
going 90 smiles per hour?
283
00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:23,635
We've got complaints about
the loudest party in town.
284
00:11:23,637 --> 00:11:25,503
Three words.
285
00:11:25,505 --> 00:11:26,571
We want in.
286
00:11:28,974 --> 00:11:30,975
Welcome to your dreams.
287
00:11:30,977 --> 00:11:32,444
( whistles blowing )
288
00:11:36,649 --> 00:11:38,516
Guys,
I'm so glad to see you.
289
00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:40,251
Working together,
we can crack
290
00:11:40,253 --> 00:11:42,454
all the big questions
of Gravity Falls.
291
00:11:42,456 --> 00:11:44,989
Trust me, this book is the lead
you've been looking for.
292
00:11:44,991 --> 00:11:46,724
I'm thinking
full-scale investigation.
293
00:11:46,726 --> 00:11:48,359
Forensics, researchers.
294
00:11:48,361 --> 00:11:49,661
Do you guys have
a helicopter?
295
00:11:49,663 --> 00:11:50,995
( chuckles )
296
00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:53,031
I'm sorry, "helicopters."
297
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,667
Kid, I'd love to believe you,
but this just looks like
298
00:11:55,669 --> 00:11:57,569
more junk
from your uncle's gift shop.
299
00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:59,537
I mean, "leprecorn"?
300
00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:02,140
I can't be the only one
that thinks that it's not funny.
301
00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:04,242
I can confirm.
Not funny.
302
00:12:04,244 --> 00:12:06,077
No, it's real, I swear.
303
00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:07,645
You should
"send it to the lab."
304
00:12:07,647 --> 00:12:09,647
Am I saying that right?
305
00:12:09,649 --> 00:12:11,683
Your uncle was right about
that overactive imagination.
306
00:12:11,685 --> 00:12:13,718
We've got paperwork
to do, kid.
307
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,453
Boring paperwork.
Wait!
308
00:12:15,455 --> 00:12:17,088
This book is real.
309
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,690
Gnomes, cursed objects,
spells!
310
00:12:18,692 --> 00:12:20,158
Listen!
Uh...
311
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,693
Uh...
Corpus Levitas!
312
00:12:21,695 --> 00:12:25,196
Uh, Diablo Dominus!
Um, Mondo Vicium!
313
00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:28,433
( howling )
314
00:12:28,435 --> 00:12:29,501
Huh?
315
00:12:29,503 --> 00:12:30,602
Huh?
316
00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:39,277
( growling )
317
00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:42,714
Ha, a zombie!
A real actual zombie, see.
318
00:12:42,716 --> 00:12:44,616
Spooky journal,
100% real.
319
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,150
Now can we work together?
320
00:12:46,152 --> 00:12:47,585
Mother of all that is holy.
321
00:12:47,587 --> 00:12:48,720
What do we do?
322
00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:50,588
It's just one zombie.
323
00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,457
Trust me, I see stuff like this
all the time.
324
00:12:52,459 --> 00:12:53,458
( roars )
325
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,559
( screams )
326
00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:57,228
( sighs in relief )
327
00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:58,429
Good thing
it was just that one.
328
00:13:03,802 --> 00:13:06,404
Oh, my gosh.
You guys can help, right?
329
00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:08,540
Kid, we've been chasing
the paranormal for years,
330
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,775
but we've never seen
anything like this before.
331
00:13:10,777 --> 00:13:12,076
Get down!
332
00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:13,278
( screaming )
333
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,148
( screaming )
334
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:19,350
Oh, my gosh.
What have I done?
335
00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:24,155
♪ What up, fools?
It's Blubs and Durls ♪
336
00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:27,292
♪ Making all that money
and getting them girls ♪
337
00:13:27,294 --> 00:13:29,093
Oh!
338
00:13:29,095 --> 00:13:32,196
What do you say, guys?
Is this party legendary?
339
00:13:32,198 --> 00:13:34,499
When I say Mabel,
you say Pines.
340
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:35,533
( rumbling )
341
00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:36,668
Mabel!
342
00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:38,169
( screams )
Mabel!
343
00:13:38,171 --> 00:13:39,771
We're all gonna die!
344
00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:40,772
Why does that never work?
345
00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,574
Whoa, whoa.
346
00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:44,375
I think it's an earthquake.
( blows horn )
347
00:13:44,377 --> 00:13:46,511
Hey, everybody, we got
to get out of here!
348
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,079
We're all doomed.
349
00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:49,280
Quick!
Into my getaway pouch!
350
00:13:50,783 --> 00:13:52,784
Mabel,
escape while you still can!
351
00:13:52,786 --> 00:13:54,786
Wait! No!
Don't leave!
352
00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:57,522
You haven't even done
our family karaoke song yet.
353
00:13:57,524 --> 00:13:58,623
( all screaming )
354
00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:02,860
( panting )
355
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:04,462
Dipper,
what's the one thing
356
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,164
I asked you
not to do tonight?
357
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,632
Raise the dead.
358
00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:08,800
And what did you do?
359
00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:10,134
Raise the dead.
360
00:14:10,136 --> 00:14:12,370
( growling )
361
00:14:12,372 --> 00:14:14,706
Get back, dudes.
This is about to get intense.
362
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:19,644
( screaming )
363
00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:20,712
Sorry, one second.
364
00:14:22,381 --> 00:14:23,481
You've got to admit
this is pretty cool.
365
00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:27,852
( growling )
366
00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:29,821
Zombies!
367
00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:32,323
Don't panic. Maybe they're just
a really ugly flash mob.
368
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,461
Dudes, stay calm.
369
00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:37,462
I've been
training for this moment
370
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,163
my whole life.
371
00:14:39,165 --> 00:14:40,898
With all the horror movies
I've seen,
372
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,233
I know literally everything
there is to know about
373
00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:43,134
how to avoid zombies.
374
00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:48,906
Second thought,
gonna flip the script.
375
00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:50,608
Can I eat your brains?
376
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:52,243
Yay or nay?
377
00:14:52,245 --> 00:14:53,845
Seeing some yay faces
over here.
378
00:14:53,847 --> 00:14:55,146
( shrieking )
379
00:15:00,819 --> 00:15:01,953
Quick, the golf cart.
380
00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:06,290
Oh, come on.
381
00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:07,392
( chuckles )
That's a bummer.
382
00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:08,660
Good news for me though.
383
00:15:08,662 --> 00:15:10,361
Soos!
384
00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:12,797
Sorry, dude, I just really
want those brains.
385
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:13,865
Stay back!
386
00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:22,507
Give it up, dudes.
387
00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,375
Your fighting only makes us
look more rad.
388
00:15:24,377 --> 00:15:26,511
What do we do?
Where's Grunkle Stan?
389
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:28,279
How's he supposed to help?
390
00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:29,714
He doesn't even believe
in the supernatural.
391
00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:34,452
Those agents
could ruin everything.
392
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:35,853
Darn kid!
393
00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:37,588
He has no idea
what he's messing with.
394
00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:40,525
He's stubborn.
That's his problem.
395
00:15:41,894 --> 00:15:43,327
Sort of like me, I suppose.
396
00:15:45,664 --> 00:15:47,298
I got too much
on my mind to worry about
397
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,700
those kids right now.
398
00:15:48,702 --> 00:15:49,934
All right, let's see.
399
00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:52,804
( panting )
400
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:55,940
( growling )
401
00:15:55,942 --> 00:15:57,442
Take that, sucker!
402
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,981
This thing's a surprisingly
good weapon.
403
00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:07,452
We need to board up
all the windows.
404
00:16:13,358 --> 00:16:15,727
Okay,
maybe that will hold them.
405
00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:17,762
Oh!
Hi, dudes.
406
00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:19,931
By the way, I taught the zombies
how to get to the fuse box.
407
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,566
Among these dudes
I'm like a genius.
408
00:16:22,935 --> 00:16:24,268
Get those brains, dog.
409
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,970
( growling )
410
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,574
Dipper, isn't there something
in the journal
411
00:16:29,576 --> 00:16:31,375
about defeating zombies?
412
00:16:31,377 --> 00:16:33,678
No! There's nothing in here
about weaknesses.
413
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,546
( sighs )
This can't be happening.
414
00:16:35,548 --> 00:16:37,949
I wanted answers so bad
I put everyone in danger.
415
00:16:37,951 --> 00:16:39,684
Now we're toast.
416
00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:41,719
It's all my fault
and no one can save us.
417
00:16:41,721 --> 00:16:42,987
( growling )
418
00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:44,589
No!
Mabel, I'm sorry!
419
00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:46,724
Dipper!
420
00:16:46,726 --> 00:16:47,825
( screaming )
421
00:16:52,331 --> 00:16:54,398
( panting )
422
00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:57,969
You two, attic, now!
423
00:16:57,971 --> 00:16:59,570
Grunkle-- Grunkle Stan?
424
00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:00,972
I said now!
425
00:17:00,974 --> 00:17:03,040
All right,
you undead jerks,
426
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:04,809
you ready to die twice?
427
00:17:04,811 --> 00:17:06,677
( panting )
428
00:17:06,679 --> 00:17:10,014
The only wrinkly monster
who harasses my family is me.
429
00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:11,015
Take that!
430
00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:12,717
And that!
431
00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:16,821
Beat it, no-eyes.
432
00:17:16,823 --> 00:17:18,322
( growls )
433
00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:21,993
Anyone else want a piece?
434
00:17:21,995 --> 00:17:22,994
( grunts )
435
00:17:22,996 --> 00:17:24,395
( creaks )
436
00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:34,405
( panting )
437
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:37,008
( banging on door )
438
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,309
( whimpering )
439
00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:41,012
( coughing )
440
00:17:41,014 --> 00:17:42,580
Oh! Ow!
441
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:43,948
Everything hurts.
442
00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:45,750
Grunkle Stan,
that was amazing!
443
00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:46,851
Are you all right?
444
00:17:46,853 --> 00:17:48,853
( nervous chuckle )
445
00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:51,889
Well, at least, you can't deny
magic exists anymore, right?
446
00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:53,558
Kid, I've always known.
447
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,459
Wait.
What are you talking about?
448
00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:57,361
I'm not an idiot, Dipper.
449
00:17:57,363 --> 00:17:59,664
Of course, this town is weird
and the one thing
450
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:02,099
I know about that weirdness
is that it's dangerous.
451
00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:07,371
I've been lying about it to try
to keep you away from it,
452
00:18:07,373 --> 00:18:09,073
to try to protect you from it.
453
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:15,413
It looks like I didn't lie
well enough.
454
00:18:15,415 --> 00:18:16,647
( growling )
455
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,584
What do we do?
What do we do?
456
00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,052
Normally,
the journal would help us,
457
00:18:21,054 --> 00:18:22,119
but there's nothing
in there about
458
00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:23,120
defeating zombies.
459
00:18:23,122 --> 00:18:24,488
It's hopeless.
460
00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:26,057
Wait, wait, wait, the text!
461
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:27,892
It's glowing
in the black light.
462
00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:28,993
What?
463
00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:33,464
All this time I thought
I knew all the journal secrets.
464
00:18:33,466 --> 00:18:35,733
But they're written
in some kind of invisible ink.
465
00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:36,901
Invisible ink?
466
00:18:36,903 --> 00:18:38,102
This is it.
467
00:18:38,104 --> 00:18:39,804
"Zombies have a weakness!
468
00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:41,873
Previously thought
to be invincible,
469
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,408
their skulls can be shattered by
a perfect three part harmony."
470
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:46,611
Three part harmony?
How can we create that?
471
00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:48,679
I have a naturally
high pitched scream.
472
00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:51,415
I can make noises with my body.
Sometimes intentionally.
473
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,084
Boys, boys.
474
00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:56,020
I think you're both missing
the obvious solution.
475
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:00,992
MABEL: ( on mic )
Hello. Hello.
476
00:19:00,994 --> 00:19:02,593
Does this seem loud?
477
00:19:04,596 --> 00:19:06,831
Oh, Gossiping Housewivesis on.
478
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,099
( growling )
479
00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:09,734
Eh, I already sat down.
480
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,642
Zombies and gentlemen,
I'm Mable,
481
00:19:17,644 --> 00:19:20,011
they're Dipper and Stan
and together,
482
00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:23,047
we are Love Patrol Alpha!
483
00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:24,115
I never agreed
to that name.
484
00:19:24,117 --> 00:19:25,483
Hit it!
485
00:19:25,485 --> 00:19:30,421
( music playing )
486
00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:33,124
Uh, Mabel, our lives
may not be worth this.
487
00:19:33,126 --> 00:19:35,459
♪ Friday night
488
00:19:35,461 --> 00:19:37,495
♪ We're gonna
party till dawn ♪
489
00:19:37,497 --> 00:19:39,130
♪ Don't worry, Daddy
490
00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:41,432
♪ I've got
my favorite dress on ♪
491
00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:43,034
Mabel, this is stupid.
492
00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:45,136
♪ We roll into the party
493
00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:47,138
♪ The boys
are looking our way ♪
494
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,839
♪ We just keep dancing
495
00:19:48,841 --> 00:19:51,042
♪ We don't care
what they say ♪
496
00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:54,145
♪ And all the boys
are ganging up in my face ♪
497
00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,846
( screams )
498
00:19:55,848 --> 00:19:57,214
Guys, we have
to sing together
499
00:19:57,216 --> 00:19:59,016
or it won't work.
500
00:19:59,018 --> 00:20:00,885
♪ Boys are a bore
501
00:20:00,887 --> 00:20:02,954
♪ Let's show
'em the door ♪
502
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:06,891
TOGETHER: ♪ We're taking over
the dance floor ♪
503
00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:08,659
♪ Oo-oo
504
00:20:08,661 --> 00:20:10,494
♪ Girls do
what we like ♪
505
00:20:10,496 --> 00:20:12,163
♪ Oo-oo
506
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:16,167
♪ We're taking over
tonight, oo-oo ♪
507
00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:19,603
♪ Girls do what we like,
oo-oo ♪
508
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:22,173
♪ We're taking
over tonight ♪
509
00:20:22,175 --> 00:20:25,910
♪ We're queens
of the disco! ♪
510
00:20:25,912 --> 00:20:27,778
♪ Oo-oo
511
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,613
♪ Girls do
what we like ♪
512
00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:33,217
♪ We're taking
over tonight ♪
513
00:20:33,219 --> 00:20:36,120
♪ Taking over tonight
514
00:20:37,756 --> 00:20:38,856
( growls )
515
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:40,191
( screams )
516
00:20:40,193 --> 00:20:41,592
Duck!
517
00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:49,266
Thank you!
518
00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:51,235
We'll be here all night!
519
00:20:51,237 --> 00:20:52,970
Deal with it,
zombie idiots!
520
00:20:52,972 --> 00:20:54,171
( laughs )
521
00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,206
TOGETHER: Pines! Pines!
522
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,607
Pines! Pines!
523
00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:01,245
I'm sorry about this, guys.
524
00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:03,280
I totally ruined
everything.
525
00:21:03,282 --> 00:21:04,982
Dipper, are you kidding me?
526
00:21:04,984 --> 00:21:07,218
I got to sing karaoke
with my two favorite
527
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,686
people in the world.
528
00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:10,955
No party could ever top that.
529
00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:13,657
Kids, listen,
this town is crazy.
530
00:21:13,659 --> 00:21:15,226
So you need
to be careful.
531
00:21:15,228 --> 00:21:16,794
I don't know
what I'd do with myself
532
00:21:16,796 --> 00:21:18,262
if you got hurt
on my watch.
533
00:21:18,264 --> 00:21:20,698
I'll let you hold
onto that spooky journal
534
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,633
as long as you promise me
you'll only use it
535
00:21:22,635 --> 00:21:25,669
for self-defense
and not go looking for trouble.
536
00:21:25,671 --> 00:21:27,705
Okay,
as long as you promise me
537
00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:29,874
that you don't have
any other bombshell secrets
538
00:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,709
about this town.
539
00:21:31,711 --> 00:21:32,743
Promise.
540
00:21:32,745 --> 00:21:33,978
Promise.
541
00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,014
Man, we have got
a lot of zombie damage
542
00:21:37,016 --> 00:21:38,249
to clean up.
543
00:21:38,251 --> 00:21:39,583
Where's my handyman anyway?
544
00:21:39,585 --> 00:21:42,253
SOOS: Brains! Brains!
545
00:21:42,255 --> 00:21:43,320
Holy Moses!
546
00:21:43,322 --> 00:21:45,256
Wait!
547
00:21:45,258 --> 00:21:47,258
There's a page in here about
curing zombification.
548
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,260
It's gonna
take a lot of formaldehyde.
549
00:21:49,262 --> 00:21:50,895
Ooh, and cinnamon.
550
00:21:50,897 --> 00:21:52,296
Come on, Soos,
let's fix you up.
551
00:21:52,298 --> 00:21:54,732
Brains! Brains!
552
00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:55,933
Soos, cut it out!
553
00:21:55,935 --> 00:21:57,134
( chuckles ) Sorry, dude.
554
00:21:57,136 --> 00:21:58,869
I can't believe it.
555
00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:00,104
All this time
the author's secrets
556
00:22:00,106 --> 00:22:01,872
were hiding in plain sight.
557
00:22:01,874 --> 00:22:04,175
A whole new chapter
of mysteries to explore.
558
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,880
That was insane.
559
00:22:09,882 --> 00:22:11,582
I've never seen
anything like it.
560
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:12,817
Who do we report to?
561
00:22:15,587 --> 00:22:17,621
This is bigger than
we imagined.
562
00:22:17,623 --> 00:22:19,323
We need to bring in
the big guns.
563
00:22:19,325 --> 00:22:20,891
But they'll never
believe us.
564
00:22:20,893 --> 00:22:22,626
Then we'll make them
believe us.
565
00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:25,296
This is the town
we've been searching for.
566
00:22:25,298 --> 00:22:27,131
Ba-- Ba-- Bam.
567
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:28,833
Another zombie!
568
00:22:28,835 --> 00:22:30,134
Drop your weapon!
Drop your weapon!
569
00:22:31,736 --> 00:22:33,037
TOGETHER: Oh, okay,
it's just--
570
00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:34,839
Who is that guy?
A very ugly man.
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