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What do we do, chadley?
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I thought they were dead.
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Far worse, trixandra.
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They're nearly almost
dead but not quite!
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Man, these movies are a lot less scary
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when you've actually fought
real zombies.
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They're slow.
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Just power-walk away from them.
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How much you want to bet
that guy dies first?
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Aah! My face is being eaten a lot.
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Chadley ain't pretty no more.
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One second.
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Ugh, another text from Robbie.
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Oh, yeah, Robbie.
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How's, uh, how's all that going?
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Ugh, I'm over him.
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I just wish he was over me.
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Just look at these texts.
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Winky frown?
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What does that even mean?
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And you're not...
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Not like, seeing any other guys or...
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Of course I am.
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Meet my new boyfriend, dude.
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Right, right.
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So...
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So, you know, I was wondering
if maybe you wanted to,
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I mean, if...if you
and me would ever,
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I mean, if maybe you...
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Hmm, wanted to join me and mabel
on this mystery hunt tomorrow.
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Conspiracy stuff and all that.
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That's all.
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Yeah, dude.
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I love doing junk with friends.
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Yo, chadley, watch out!
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Yeah.
'Cause that's what we are.
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It's all we'll ever be...
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Friends.
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Dude, you're lying on my bra.
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Hey, easy with that.
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It's genuine plastic.
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And re-pave the cracks
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in the parking lot while you're at it.
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I don't want my car falling
into China.
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Mr. pines, what exactly
caused all this damage?
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I need to write a report.
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Uh, a big woodpecker.
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Keep the change.
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I'm winking under my eye patch.
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Works for me.
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Now where'd
those kids run off to?
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Thank you all for coming.
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Hey, when there's a mystery,
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you can count on your sister-ee.
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That's an amazing rhyme.
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"When you want some good...
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When, when you need a soos..."
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You've... oh, gosh.
I don't know.
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We're here to solve the number
one mystery in gravity falls.
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Who wrote this journal?
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Thirty years ago the author
vanished without a trace,
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but according to this new clue,
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we may have found
his secret hiding place.
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We find that author, we learn
the answers to everything.
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We just need to figure out
a way to get down there...
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Chop it down, dudes.
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Wendy.
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Oh, hey.
You came.
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Dude, I'm so stoked about this.
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I've been wanting to go
adventuring with you guys.
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Sure beats picking up
after my dad at home.
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Ow!
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Ow!
Ow!
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Who put that wall there?
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Ow!
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Thanks for the invite, man.
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Any time you want to...
I'm... we're always... us.
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Uh-oh.
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Inviting Wendy on our mission?
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Me thinks there's romance afoot.
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No, look mabel.
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I've thought this through,
and I'm over Wendy.
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I've looked at it
from every angle,
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and that thing
was going nowhere.
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I know what matters to me now,
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and it's finding
the author of this journal.
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Ha!
You're over Wendy?
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Allow me to put
on my skepticles.
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Bwoop.
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I've moved on, mabel.
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You should, too.
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Skepticles.
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Hey, is it just me
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or does that branch
kind of look like a lever?
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Huh.
Yeah.
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But how do we get up there?
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Seems like
we'd need, like, a ladder.
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Or, like, ladder shoes?
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Yeah, ladder shoes.
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I'll get soos
to draw up a prototype.
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Boosh.
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Whoa!
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Oh, yeah.
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In these lumberjack games
when I was a kid.
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Guess I kind of ruled at it.
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Whoa, whoa.
What is that?
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Whoa.
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Hey, hey.
Oh, no!
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All right, guys.
This is it.
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Remember, whatever happens
down there, we tell no one.
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Now, who wants to go first?
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Whoa.
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Dude!
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This is so stupid cool.
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It's like a fallout
shelter or something.
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It must have belonged
to the author.
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This is going over my bed.
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My face feels fuzzy.
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This is incredible.
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It's like he was
preparing for a disaster.
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But what kind of disaster
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would need supplies
for over sixty years?
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Oh, my gosh.
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A shmez dispenser.
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I remember these things.
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What's that?
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Yes, I will have some
of your old-timey face food.
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Ew. Dusty.
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Wait, guys.
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I think this can
was opened recently.
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The author might
still be alive, down here.
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Wait a minute.
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I think I know where
he might have gone.
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Whoa.
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Whoa!
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Oh, man.
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Was this place built
in the past or the future.
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Yeah.
This room is way creepy.
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Not as creepy as dipper's
Internet history.
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Hey-oh!
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What's going on, dudes?
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It's hard to be scared
with caterpillars on your face.
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Wall things.
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Crazy wall things
happening right now.
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Ugh.
It won't stop.
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Dipper, what do we do?
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Uh. Uh.
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Come on, come on.
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Find these four symbols.
Quick.
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Everybody step on one.
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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Four!
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Run for it!
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Yes! Yes!
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That was...
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That was nuts.
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You ruled back there, man.
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Thanks.
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Get a load of this
crazy surveillance room.
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Check it out, dudes.
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Soos.
Soos.
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That is hilarious.
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Hey, bro, you forgot your vest.
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What the...
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"Dear Wendy.
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I've always had
a crush on..."
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Oh, my gosh.
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Hey, dipper!
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Look what I found.
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What are you...
Give me that.
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I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it!
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You're not over Wendy at all.
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And you were going
to tell her today?
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No.
I changed my mind.
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It's a bad idea,
I'd just embarrass myself,
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and then I'd be another guy
she hates, like Robbie.
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Dipper, you should
just tell her already.
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One way or another,
you'll feel better afterwards.
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Look, mabel, I can't tell her
no matter how much I want to.
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So just drop it, okay.
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Dude.
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Dipper, you got to check out
this weird metal closet.
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I am a robot.
I have a metal closet.
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Coming.
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This never happened.
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He wants to tell her
but he's scared.
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Maybe he needs
a little push.
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Good idea, mabel.
Thanks, mabel.
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Brother, whatever happens,
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I just want you
to know something.
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This is for your own good.
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What?
Aah.
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What the...
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Mabel!
Let us out!
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Oh, I'll let you out, dipper.
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As soon as you tell Wendy
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that thing you've been
wanting to tell her!
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You'll thank me for this later.
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What is she talking about?
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Nothing.
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Mabel's just been eating
raw sugar packets again.
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That's besides the point.
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Let me out right now!
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Ugh, where are the lights?
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Whoa.
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A hidden lab.
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Maybe the author did
experiments down here.
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Uh, what do you think
dug all these tunnels?
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Let's hope we don't find out.
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Mabel!
Open up for real!
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There's a monster in here!
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The only monsters are
your own inner demons, dipper.
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That is so wise.
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Dipper.
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Just say whatever
mabel wants you to say
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so she'll let us out of here.
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Come on, dipper.
Now is the time, bro!
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Wendy, I... I...
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I'm gonna find another way out.
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Wait, what?
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Dude, where are we going?
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Whoa.
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What do we do?
I don't know.
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Back!
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Back, you heinous beast!
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Well, I just ripped out
a monster's tongue.
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It's you.
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Hurry now.
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I scared it off,
but it will regenerate.
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I wasn't expecting guests.
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I've been down here
for a very long time.
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Years.
Weeks maybe.
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I miss orange juice.
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You don't understand.
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You're the guy
I've been looking for!
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He's the guy?
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Wendy, it's the guy!
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The guy?
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I've got, like,
a jillion questions.
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Why did you write the journals?
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Who was after you?
Why did you build this bunker?
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My boy, I'd love
to discuss this in time.
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But we have more
pressing matters.
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It's one of my experiments.
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A shapeshifter.
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Able to take the form
of anyone or anything it sees.
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It broke free
from a cage of solid steel.
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I've gone half-crazy trying
to catch the creature alone.
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But now you're here.
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Will you help me catch it?
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Sure are taking
their time in there.
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Hey, do I look smarter
with this coat and briefcase?
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I feel like I look smarter.
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Razzle dazzle!
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Look at this tubey thing.
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Frozen.
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Unfrozen.
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Frozen.
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Unfrozen.
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What's this biz?
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The shapeshifter."
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Shapeshifter?
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Uh, dude, didn't dipper say
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there was a monster
in there with them?
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I thought he was just joking.
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You know, dipper's
jokes are terrible!
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Dipper!
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Come in.
Come in.
271
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,784
I apologize
for the state of things.
272
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:03,321
I don't get many
non-mole people visitors.
273
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,391
Now the beast must have some
weakness that we can exploit.
274
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,625
I used to have
my research on him,
275
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,895
but alas, I lost my journals
so many years ago.
276
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,363
Did you say journals?
277
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,465
Dude, I found one of them.
278
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,833
It's how I tracked
you down here.
279
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,902
What?
Could it be?
280
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,473
My boy, I can't
express my gratitude.
281
00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,241
Oh, yes.
282
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,643
After all these years.
283
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,447
Wendy!
284
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,949
Oh, it's so dark.
285
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,517
How will we ever find them?
286
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,885
Leave that to mabel.
287
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,522
Whoa!
Rad!
288
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,990
Although,
isn't electric clothing
289
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,525
kind of like a fire hazard?
290
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,526
No.
291
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,594
It's a fun hazard.
292
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,529
Now let me light the way!
293
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,765
We're coming for you dudes.
294
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,835
Yes, yes.
295
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,437
It's all here.
296
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,872
Wendy, isn't it amazing
297
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,440
we're actually meeting
the real author?
298
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,476
Dipper.
Look.
299
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,416
Uh, you know what?
300
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,485
We should probably get going.
301
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,420
Can I have my journal back?
302
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:15,527
You're not going anywhere.
303
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,706
How do you like my true form?
304
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,442
Go on, admit it, you like it.
305
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,544
You!
306
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:33,678
What did you do
to the real author?
307
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,380
You'll likely never find him.
308
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,683
That six-fingered nerd hasn't
been himself in thirty years.
309
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,052
But I do thank you
for bringing me his journal.
310
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,488
He used to write while
I was in my cage.
311
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,357
So many wonderful
forms to take.
312
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,931
We've got to get
that journal back.
313
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,500
Hey, body-snatcher.
Snatch this.
314
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,109
Run! Run! Run!
315
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,472
Oh, dudes.
Dipper! Wendy!
316
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,573
Mabel! Soos!
317
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,408
Wait. Careful.
318
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,411
How do we know they're
not the shapeshifter?
319
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,448
Maybe I am.
Mabel, inspect my shape.
320
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,482
Poke.
321
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,051
Do that again.
Poke.
322
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,621
Even better the second time.
323
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,055
It's definitely them.
324
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,691
Oh, my gosh, Wendy,
you're bleeding.
325
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,460
It's cool.
It's cool.
326
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,461
It's just blood, man.
327
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,395
Don't freak out.
328
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,696
What happened?
329
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,098
We got attacked
by the shapeshifter.
330
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,634
He broke out of his cage,
pretended to the author,
331
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:03,935
and wants dipper's journal.
332
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,871
Imagine if he escapes
into town.
333
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,673
He could transform
into anything.
334
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,075
We could never trust
anyone ever again.
335
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,110
What do we do?
336
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,444
Well.
337
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,979
He took us into his home,
tricked us,
338
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,582
and tried to destroy us.
339
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,584
I say we return the favor.
340
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,088
Dipper, my boy.
341
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,725
Come out.
342
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,727
I must speak with you!
343
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:35,433
Reveal yourself, you
single-formed human weakling.
344
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,935
Oh, boy, dipper.
345
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:40,505
That book sure is full
of some great monsters.
346
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,606
There you are.
347
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,875
Ooh!
And a new one.
348
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,813
Should I be one?
349
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,214
Or the other.
350
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,582
How about both?
351
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,759
Guys, he's coming!
He's coming!
352
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,761
Now! Now!
Now! Now! Now!
353
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,996
It's not working, dude.
354
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,467
Hey.
Let go.
355
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,601
You leave him alone.
356
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,804
Wendy!
357
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,785
Aah.
358
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,165
Wendy!
359
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:48,840
Wendy?
360
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,842
No, no, no, no, no!
361
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,076
Can you hear me?
Oh.
362
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,244
Please be okay.
Please be okay!
363
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,217
Oh, no, oh, no!
This is all my fault!
364
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,119
If I had told you when
we were in the closet
365
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,720
we wouldn't be in this mess.
366
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,590
But I was too scared and now
you could be hurt or worse
367
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,191
and I never even got
a chance to tell you
368
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,528
I'm, like, in love
with you Wendy.
369
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,701
Uh...
370
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,536
Dipper?
371
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,271
Wendy?
372
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,572
Wait.
373
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,875
Then who is...
Look out!
374
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,309
Give me back that journal!
375
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,811
Never!
376
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,548
Get off me.
377
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,555
Give it back.
378
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,956
It belongs to dipper.
379
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,091
Hit her with the axe!
380
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,325
Don't listen to her, dipper!
381
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,293
She's the shapeshifter!
382
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,561
Ugh!
383
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,196
I don't know who's who!
384
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,297
Give me a sign!
385
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,681
Push him in!
386
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,320
Huh?
387
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,355
Frozen!
388
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,590
Boosh!
Boom!
389
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:18,129
No. No!
Let me out!
390
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,368
Let's get out of here, dudes.
391
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,676
You think you're so clever,
don't you, dipper?
392
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,112
But you have no idea
what you're up against.
393
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,347
You'll never find the author.
394
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:40,084
You'll meet a fate worse
than you can imagine.
395
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:43,688
And this will be
the last form you ever take!
396
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:53,030
Good luck sleeping tonight.
397
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,703
Dude, I think I'm kind of
398
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,171
adventured out
for a little while.
399
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,207
My face hurts
from doing this all day.
400
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:06,811
Yeah, but you got to admit
we're all total heroes.
401
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,413
Hey, who wants to go get
some heroes breakfast, huh?
402
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,282
Syrup on cereal!
403
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,351
Mabel, you're a visionary.
404
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,356
Look, Wendy, about earlier,
405
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,724
in the heat of the moment
406
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,193
I might have said
some dumb things and...
407
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,996
Can't we just pretend
none of that ever happened?
408
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,131
Please.
409
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,400
Dude. Dude.
It's okay.
410
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,236
I always kind of knew.
411
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,804
Wait.
You did?
412
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,206
Yeah, man.
413
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,807
I mean, you think
I can't hear that stuff
414
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,943
you're constantly
whispering under your breath?
415
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,079
Oh, man.
416
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,247
Listen, dipper.
417
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,050
I'm, like, super flattered.
418
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,753
But, I'm too old for you.
419
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,688
I mean, you know that, right?
420
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,123
Ugh.
421
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,759
Mabel said confessing
would make me feel better.
422
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,294
Well, how do you feel?
423
00:19:56,296 --> 00:20:00,431
Anxious. Scared.
Kind of itchy.
424
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,899
Dude.
425
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,234
Don't be itchy, man.
426
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,371
This summer was super
boring until you showed up.
427
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,741
I have more fun with you than,
like, practically anybody else.
428
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,312
And if you ever stop being
my friend, I would, like,
429
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,981
throw myself
into the bottomless pit.
430
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,317
So, things won't
be too awkward now?
431
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,319
I just wrestled myself, dude.
432
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,087
That was awkward.
433
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,388
If you can handle that monster,
434
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,424
you can handle
a little awkwardness.
435
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,460
Friends?
436
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,761
Yeah, dude.
Friends.
437
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,302
Oh, and hey, dipper.
438
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,137
See you for movie
night tomorrow.
439
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,739
Your place this time, okay?
440
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,515
So, how did it go?
441
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,951
What did you hear?
442
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,786
Everything.
All the time.
443
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,089
I'm not here.
444
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,491
Mabel, how can everything
be so amazing
445
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,394
and so terrible
all at the same time?
446
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,030
I'm sorry for being
so pushy, dipper.
447
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,265
If it's any consolation,
448
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,366
I'm already working on a list
449
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,468
of your potential
rebound crushes.
450
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,003
Thanks, mabel.
451
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,940
I'm still bummed
452
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,508
we're no closer
to finding the author guy.
453
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,911
At least I got his sciency coat
and briefcase.
454
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,446
Whoa.
What the...
455
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,182
Soos, that's not a briefcase.
That's a laptop.
456
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,285
And a really
busted up one, too.
457
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,287
I bet I could get this thing
fixed up in a few days.
458
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,122
It's gonna take
a lot of duct tape.
459
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,490
This could be our next clue.
460
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,995
Is it just me,
461
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,797
or does gravity falls tv
only have the worst movies?
462
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,967
You're watching the gravity
falls bargain movie showcase.
463
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,335
Coming up next,
464
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,904
the widdlest wampire.
465
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,573
The planet people
of planet planet!
466
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:52,176
Help!
My mummy's a werewolf!
467
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,412
Attack of the exclamation points!!!
468
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,580
The man with no taste.
469
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,382
Ghost turtle.
470
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:02,286
Help! My mummy's this again.
471
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,021
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