All language subtitles for Dirty Kung Fu 1978

(DIRTY KUNG FU)

It won't be quite so easy.

- Well, I got you.
- It's me, it's me.

You're useless.

How could I know
that he would do this?

But you rearly got killed.

Hey Dam Dam,
you brave enough to follow me?

That's not mine.

Cabbage!

Cabbage!

[people talking]

Hey, excuse me.

New one.

Bandit Chung Fong,
$50 alive, $25 dead.

Hey listen, can catch him?

Of course,
I catch much tougher guys.

Dick head.

Oh, he has no mustache.

But maybe he shaved it.

It's him.

It's him.

Hi there.

- Waiter, some wine.
- Right.

There's no seats.

Hey friend, do you mind?

Sit down.

- A drink?
- Later on.

Waste my time.

He was too smart.

I was too dumb.

Lost all that money.

I still don't get it.

I should have watched
his hands closer.

I was so dumb.

Hey, listen.

What's all this?

What's happening?

You lose a bet, huh?

Just now, some guy said.

If I did what he did,
I went up with a mustache.

Huh? Impossible.

Yeah, I thought that,
I bet 1000 bucks.

Go on.

I lost it.

It can't be.

Oh yeah, you bet $1?

Right.

Now do what I do.

Go on.

What now?

Not the same.

Hey, what's this?

Have you finished now?

Oh sure.

Hey, I haven't grown no mustache.

You pay me.

Hang on.

Take a look.

That didn't work out.

Now, that's more like him.

To all the gods in heaven and
the 72 evil devils down in hell,

I'm burning this incense
to show the great respect

that all the relatives of our
dear departed friend have for you.

To the King of Heaven and
the ruler of hell and the gods

who command the seas have mercy upon
our friend who's coming to join you.

I could keep going longer
except I had a nice pipe of opium.

I'm out this dry and I can keep my
eyes open much longer, bye bye.

Now come on up here
now and bow down.

Bow down.

Well, it's much here.

I will eat it all.

Hey, now don't look around,

other ghosts they'll
come and get you.

Burn more incense for your husband
so the heavens will be pleased.

Burn more incense now.

Burn a lot more.

- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

Go on, go on, burn more incense.

What's wrong?

- He grabbed me.
- I see.

He tried to grab her.

Listen, it wasn't me,
I swear it.

Brother! Brother!

Get down, brother! Brother!

Another criminal captured!

What now? Got
another pickpocket?

He's no pickpocket.

It's the bandit Chung
Fong and he's worth $50.

Chung Fong?

And here's the poster.

But still, I had to kill him.

I mean, I wanted him alive.

- Yeah.
- I only hit him a bit.

Just like that.

And stupid guy died.

What's all this?

- Captain.
- Captain.

What's all the noise?

This young fella claims
he captured Chung Fong.

- Oh, is that so?
- Yes, sir.

Are you really Chung Fong then, huh?

Get up.

So that's it,
you're gonna ignore me.

Is that it, huh?

Police! Police! Police!

- Help me, help me.
- What's wrong?

My brother died and
someone stole the body.

That's right.

What's he look like?

About my size but
with the mustache.

Looks like him.

Brother!

Oh, brother.

- What's wrong?
- Oh god, what do you think?

We might all catch a disease.

Husband, oh no.

As if it went bad that you
will have to go and die.

But look what happened now,
you're in a police station.

God damn it,
I'm gonna kill who got him here.

Where is he? Where is he?

Better die!

Hi there, how's things?

Well the place is full,
visitors great.

Pei Dao Chai,
try what is it this time?

Well, can I have a meal on credit?

On credit?

Look, no credit here.

- No way.
- Come on, just one bowl.

- I'm really sorry.
- Just one bowl.

You settle up first.

- Waiter, check.
- Yeah?

Right.

Oh that's $3.60.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I know him.

Now, where have I seen him?

Chung Fong.

Hey you, following me?

Oh no. Just thought I knew you.

Haven't we met?

You're mistaken.

Hey.

Hey, I know,
you're that Chung Fong.

So what?

Well, all right.

Come with me to the police.

Why should I go with you?

Well, that's simple, I need the
money and you're worth 50 bucks.

So you're a bounty hunter.

Hey, no talk.

Are you coming with me now?

Or do I have to use force?

Let's see what you can do.

Hey, do you think you've got
the nerve to try the catch Hu Lei?

Well, everybody knows how tough he is.

And if he wasn't, do you think
the police would be offering

a reward of $1,000
for his capture?

He's a bad one, I tell you.

1000 bucks is a lot of dough.

But you've never
lived a spend it though.

Yeah, too right.

Better forget him.

Hi there.

- Si Mei, how's things?
- It's you.

Well, you seem happy.

I'm under something real good.

- Tell me.
- Hey, it's a big deal.

I'll tell you later.

Hey.

Hi there.

Ah Hong.

Hello!

Lou Pao.

Now come on, don't bother me.

Mister Yap, I...

Ah Hong, I got something.

You want him?

Now listen, don't kid me.

It's true.

Hey, we all know it's another
one of your pipe dreams.

Hey, you're wrong, it's not.

It's true.

There, it's him. I've seen him.

Chung Fong.

Yeah.

You really found this bandit?

And you want help?

Yeah.

I just had a fight
with this guy.

Hey Ah Hong, are you in?

No, thanks.

He's too tough for me.

I'd rather live.

Don't cheat me.

Oh no, but still even shares?

Let's get him first.

Idiot.

70-30?

You take 40.

Hey, Ah Lou!

Wait, half and half, all right?

Hey, that sounds settled, let's go.

Now you can enjoy yourself, huh.

Welcome, please sit down.

We're looking for
a friend not a girl.

A friend? Who's that?

Never mind.

Upstairs.

Hey.

You can't go upstairs,
that's not allowed.

There he is, our $50.

You again, damn you!

You take him alive.

If he dies, we just get half.

Well, get him.

Want to catch me, huh.

Right.

Right.

Hey, catch him.

Please, stop fighting.

Stop fighting, oh.

Stop that!

Stop it!

No, oh no.

Stop it hey,
mind if you don't kill him.

Come on, help me quick.

Right, you better give up.

Hey, you just killed him.

He's not dead, just knocked out.

Let's take him.

Ah Lou, we did a good job.

Not too bad.

Where's my share?

Your share?

In there,
I heard something about you.

Did you?

Was it good or was it bad?

Better both.

Which do you want first?

The good news first.

They're making up
a new reward poster.

It seems there was some guy who
used the corpse to try and cheat them.

Looks like you.

Looks like me?

Although, the reward isn't much,

seems an easy way
to pick up some money.

Isn't that good news,
Pei Dao Chai?

And the bad news?

Well don't turn your head now,
well that captain's right behind you.

Atleast I got the wallet,
that's one thing.

No money.

Just a letter.

Hu Lang.

Tu Wan Chen Tong 7 Eastern Lane,

see you soon,
your friend, Hu Lang.

A flying bandit, Hu Lang.

There's a $1,000
reward on that fella.

And this fella one as well.

He's worth something.

Let's see.

Wong Chi Tong.

I'll go and get Ah Pao to help.

Just ahead.

Thank you, you be careful, huh?

Wait, wait, come on, get him.

That's the house there.

Hmm.

Pei Dao Chai, you're fooling me?

Of course not,
this is the right place.

I'll knock again.

Mr. Wong Chi Tong in?

What do you want?

I've got a letter from
Mr. Chung Fong.

Hang on.

He's coming.

Who's this letter from?

It comes from Mr. Chung Fong.

- Where is it?
- With him.

It's in the bag.

Hey, what is this?

Did you know that
you're worth $200?

Is that so? Try and get it.

That's it, tie him up.

Hey now, don't kill him.

Let me go!

Hey, don't damage him.

Listen, that's enough.

Don't damage him.

Although pay us less reward.

He must be in good condition.

You talk too much.

Hey, it's good advice.

Get out of the way!

Deduction for broken bones.

That hurts, let me go!

If I do, he'll escape.

What now?

Let's tie him up.

Listen, I'm hurt too,
you're jaggedy.

You know, it isn't so easy.

Just pick him up.

- Come on.
- And shut up.

Now, let's go.

Hey, I gotta carry him.

Hey, come back here.

Just keep going.

Move.

Hey, this isn't yours.

But my 100 bucks.

I gave it to the police for you.

But why?

Look, the police want you.

You know that?

That's right.

You tried to cheat them with a corpse,
didn't you?

Guilty.

So then you must be fine.

But I...

Look...

They put a reward on you,
135 bucks.

Well, now they've reduced it to 5.

You paid the rest.

Yeah, well, except for $5.

So, you owe me $30.

Dammit, I got nothing.

Listen, give me a loan.

I can't help you.

But there is a way though.

What's that?

My worth for me 5 bucks alive,
1 buck dead.

Damn it.

That's an insult.

Why an insult?

I'm Pei Dao Chai,
I'm worth more.

Don't you agree?

But still,
5 bucks and buy a lot of things so.

You wouldn't do that.

Oh, but I would though.

Hey, at least you're worth 5 bucks.

While at work,
I came out worse than I started.

Hey, do know something?

5 bucks could buy a bracelet.

Hey, are you thinking
of collecting that reward?

No.

I hope not.

Now,
I think I can get you a bracelet.

See this guy,
he's worth 30 bucks.

And after I paid
the police the $5,

that we've plenty left
to buy you a bracelet.

Who is he?

Some petty crook makes
a living selling young girls.

And I can handle him by myself.

But still,
he hangs around with a gang.

Well, just catch them all and then more.

The others are worth nothing.

Worth nothing?

Hey, I got it.

Su Mei, come with me.

- Come where?
- Come along.

Hey.

That's it.

House wins.

Place your bets.

Listen, lend me 50 bucks.

The boss has told
me no more loans.

So he doesn't trust me any more.

Well, that's no problem.

I just have to find some stupid
country girl and sell it to a brothel.

Well, if it's that easy,
then you do that.

Alright, I will.

I don't need your lousy loans.

Hey let go of me, let go.

What now?

Look, I just thought
you'd like to see this.

There's nothing special here.

I've seen it, let's go.

Yeah, sure, yeah.

Hey, don't you forget our date?

Hey, listen you,
who was that young girl you were with?

Oh, I just met her.

She's from the country but she's
just said that she's gonna go back.

Oh god, you lost the treasure.

Treasure? What treasure?

She's worth a lot of money.

Where did she stay?

Hey, allright don't tell me,
take me there.

- Take you there?
- Sure, you will.

Come along.

You know what?

Young fellas know nothing.

You have money in front of you,
watch it.

I don't know what you mean.

Like that young girl.

All you do is sell her to a brothel,
I mean.

Oh.

You see a chance,
you must take it.

You get that?

Oh.

I'll take you down.

I get it.

Keep moving.

Oh.

Where? Where?

Hey you, where now?

- Right there.
- Oh.

Looks like me. Why, you silly?

Hey, you just told me not to
miss chances to make money.

Well, that's what I'm doing.

You lousy the little creep.

So you're after the reward, are you?

Well, the money was in front of me,

I ought to take it.

You learn very quickly.

But you haven't
learned my kung fu.

Oh, the monkey style, huh?

Monkey? Well this isn't monkey.

It's King Kong.

There is no such style.

No? Well I'll show you it.

Now what, huh?

Now, I'm gonna pick your coconut.

Damn monkey, come down.

What do you think I am,
a performing ape?

Hey, your techniques
don't seem the work.

You can't escape.

Five, come on.

[people talking]

My turn now.

- Come on.
- Okay, there's more.

Hey, Lou Chu.

Hey, go and get me
something to eat now.

It's so late now.

Not for them gambling now,
I'll be in bed.

Oh gambling?

Come on.

Come on, that's it, that's it.

Dicing, huh?

Of cards, can't you see that?

Hey, I'll join you.

Hey, you're broke.

Who me? Pei Dao Chai, broke?

Just caught him.

Sure I have by myself.

You see, he's valuable.

He's worth $30.

Hey, Dao Chai, smart work.

What are you gonna bet?

I'll bet him at $30.

- Right, right.
- Come on, that's it.

Put your money down.

Allright, bets now.

- Right.
- Alright, come on.

Okay, yeah.

- Come on.
- One, come on.

- Three.
- Come on.

- Come on.
- Come on.

- Come on.
- Come on, two!

You lose.

So, he's yours.

You didn't did too well, huh?

He got luckier than you.

That was really bad luck.

I don't seem to
be doing too well.

That's three times I caught
someone and didn't get a cent.

God tip by myself. I lost him.

It's too bad.

Damn it.

Let's see.

Now this one
doesn't look too tough.

He looks real soft,
a bit of a cc.

If you met me my friend,
you wouldn't escape.

Wanted Hu Lang, 1000 bucks.

Flying bandit, Hu Lang?

What? Chung Fong
has been caught.

And he's already
been tried and charged.

Hey, listen.

Do you think that
he squeals on us?

Well, even if he did,
I don't care.

Yeah I know,
that's because you fight good.

But it worries me though.

I, I...

Brother so, I...

What are you trying to say?

It would be safer for you if I
went away for a while now.

Hey, well don't you think?

And how would you earn a living, huh?

Oh wow, well.

I guess that I'd find
myself a job or else...

- So that's it.
- Huh?

You turn me in for the reward.

No, hey, now listen,
you're quite wrong.

I, I...

Oh, you need money.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Right.

So that's it,
you betrayed Chung Fong.

No, no, brother.

Brother, I'd never do that.

Oh yeah?

Hey, you got it all wrong.

Oh, come on.

Why are they fighting?

Oh, this could be my chance.

Hu Lang, I saw you kill him.

Allright, I'll tell the police.

Thank god, you're not dead.

If you were only pay out half.

Now,
you'll be good and don't you die on me,

and I'll make you
feel comfortable

Well, here he is.

You mean that he is
Hu Lang's partner, Pa Chi?

I don't believe you.

Check it.

Well, he's still breathing.

Why of course.

Captain,
he's worth 50 bucks as he's still alive.

But I still owe you $5 though.

So that means...

Hey no need,
I'll give you 20 bucks.

Captain, please hurry.

What's wrong with you?

There isn't any rush.

Oh, don't die,
don't do that, oh no.

Please don't die,
not until I get the money.

Is he allright?

Oh, he's fine.

He's great.

You see?

Lousy rat,
why did you have to die?

Hey, Dao Chai.

You still owe us some money,
you know that.

It's only a very small sum.

Hey, you stock up your safe with money.

Why?

Because I'm going to be
bringing in Hu Lang very soon.

First bunch, 30 cents.

Hey, there he is.

Hey Pei Dao Chai,
come over here.

Me?

Of course.

Sit.

What's wrong?

We're absolutely broke.

We got nothing to eat.

Is that right?

- It's that bad?
- Yeah.

Look, I think I can help you.

Like how?

Well I happen to
know where Hu Lang is.

Are you interested?

Bandit Hu Lang? Oh,
I wouldn't dare.

But still, we do need your help.

In a small way.

Hey, of course.

You know,
I've always been a reliable friend.

How can I help?

That's easy.

You come along with us to the police,
it's simple.

You want to get those miserable
few bucks they're offering from me.

You lousy creeps you.

You haven't the guts to
tackle anybody real tough.

You certainly never have
the nerve to go after Hu Lang,

but I, Pei Dao Chai,

- although I can't fight so well,
- You, idiot.

Atleast I got guts.

And that's a lot more
than you lot than say.

Me, I know where Hu Lang is hiding.

Who's got the nerve to come
along and help me catch him?

Ah Hong,
are you interested then?

Look, you know where he is?

Sure, listen,
you'll come along with me?

And well now I'll need $5.

Enough, talk later.

Go on.

It's you.

You're the one
who ran up so fast.

That's right. And

And this is?

Chen Yin Hong.

Oh,
so you're the body of Chen Yin Hong.

And I'm another.

Have a try.

So you're Pei Dao Chai.

Never heard of you.

I guess that's you know,
why are we here.

Sure.

You come here to die.

Hey, hey, hey, listen.

Hey, hey, listen.

Has Hong come back yet?

Have you seen him?

But he go off with you though.

Dumbfounded,
knows nothing about kung fu.

He grabbed ahold of Ah
Hong and wrestled with him.

There was nothing I could do.

So then I came back here.

The eight intros...

Ah Pao, you know his style?

Sure, I do.

Catches catch can wrestling.

Is he tough?

Not as tough is my
snake technique?

Of course.

You fight better than anyone.

Help Ah Hong.

Ah Hong, are you here?

Hu Lang, come on out!

I killed him.

Tell me.

Who's this next one to try?

Snake style fighter,
Pai Yung Tin.

A thousand bucks,
is it worth so much?

If it's not me,
it'll be someone else.

Let's start.

This place is too small,
let's go into the hall.

Listen, don't go.

Hey, Lou Pao, Lou Pao.

Please.

The snake tango.

Not bad.

Lou Pao, is he having a fifth.

Go on, now's your chance then.

Go on.

Rooster style.

That's no rooster,
that's a crane.

Oh.

Oh god, the snake's dying.

Feeling a bit dizzy, are you?

Hey.

How could you still fight?

Drunken god.

Drunk? He's not
even drunk though.

Shut up.

Get up!

Lou Pao, I'll be outside.

Finished, finished?

Lou Pao, it was my fault.

I'm really sorry.

Nonsense.

People in our business
can die anytime.

And if we get beaten,
it's our fault.

Maybe so,
but I took him so I feel bad.

Hu Lang's kung fu,
is it that good?

Oh, yeah.

At first, Lou Pao was winning.

And then Hu Lang seem to have fit,
was mumbling and trembling too.

And then he won.

The heaven star.

He invites a god to help him.

A god?

Now listen, can he be beat?

You throw a woman's
used underwear onto him.

Then no god will help him.

We could.

I'm used to doing things alone.

I don't need help.

I should do it my way.

Right,
well then you can avenge Pao.

I'll take you there.

I agree.

But still,
you invite Hu Lang to a form of contest.

And we sent him a letter.

If we don't,
how will we know the place?

You're no true fighter because all
you think of is simply your money.

Hey, this is for Lou Pao,
for revenge.

He arrived?

Well, why not look?

Well,
a true fighter despises his foe.

I see.

He's here.

So you've come.

Of course,
you think that I wouldn't.

Maybe.

You were late.

Maybe.

But your instructions,
they weren't too clear.

These fighters...

took a load of garbage.

Well,
my sword here won't kill the nameless.

Lee Pou Ching was my father.

Oh.

So you're the famous
Flashing Blade then?

That's right.

That's where I am, Yap Ku Hong.

Well, all right stop talking,
get started.

Are you ready?

You're impatient.

You will be a long time dead.

So just remember that.

I won't die.

But you will.

Let's start.

In a fight,
I draw my sword only once.

Once returned,
it won't be drawn again.

They started.

These top fighters are
really something else.

Hey, you're finished now?

Well, who won the fight?

If you had eyes, you'd know who.

I won the fight,
it should be obvious.

Everybody has to die.

I guess.

He's dead.

Hey, where's everybody?

Why they all gone?

It's Pei Dao Chai,
it's his fault.

Everybody he talks him dies.

They're all scared of him.

Hey,
you promised me you'd get Hu Lang.

Uh, I...

You were just bragging.

I don't find that good.

What can I do?

So your kung fu's not that good.

Even so what's to
stop you practicing?

Of course, use the snake fist.

I can become an expert.

By yourself a fresh snake.

I tell you,
the meat is very good for a you.

It makes the body
really healthy.

And especially the eyes,
after you've eaten it,

it makes your eyes smacker.

I tell you something
you might know.

When I was young,
I was really afraid of snakes.

But after I'd eaten a few,
from then on I wasn't scared of snakes.

So you see,
you need to be scared of them.

Now hey, I want the day.

Hey, listen, well,
you want to die?

That snake is going to bite you,
son.

Hey tell me,
come on fight like a snake.

You're crazy.

How can a snake fight?

They're all so lazy.

Lazy.

All of them are?

Well, mostly.

Well, I need a snake that's poisonous
and fierce and vicious and isn't scared.

What for?

To study its movements.

- Will that help you?
- Oh sure, I'll just imitate it.

The way it strikes and in
no time at all, I'll be an expert.

I kill snakes,
could you do that?

Kill snakes? Of course, I could.

Well, try this one.

What kind of
snake killer you are?

It's not that easy, is it?

You really think that's a snake.

Lucky, I wasn't bitten.

That's a god damn eel.

All of snake, stupid fool.

Course. Eels can bite you.

Snake, eel, snake, eel.

That's it.

Pei Dao Chai.

Hey, what's wrong with the bed?

Why are you
sleeping on the floor?

I dropped something.

No, don't kid me.

I saw you fall down.

You rolled off.

Tell me,
why are you looking like that?

I was practicing my eel style.

Eel?

Didn't you know I'm
studying the eel technique.

Can you fight?

Of course, I'll show you.

You see?

No, I doubt.

Well, grab my hand.

Well, hold on.

Hey, hold me tight.

Hey, that's not tight enough.

Hey, why do that?

You know.

I was just practicing.

Hey.

So, she'd like it too.

I made this especially for you,
you'll like this.

Wow, what does he want?

He's been so nice.

My mother told me.

Ah Mei, if a man suddenly
starts to be nice to you,

you be real careful.

Wow,
there's nothing like an eel.

Yeah,
one other creature is so useful,

teaches me kung
fu and tastes good.

Here try it.

Here go on.

There's no bones.
I was very careful.

And when they offer you drinks,
then you really have to watch him.

When he gets to that stage,
he's got definite plans.

Here have a drink.

Watch him like a hawk
when he gets a wine out.

What are you after?

Oh.

I, I want...

Now Ah Mei, you watch it.

Want what?

Don't get this wrong now.

Tell me!

I want your underwear.

I, I...

You know what to do.

My dad always told me that she
can never reason with a woman.

I just wanted to borrow her
underwear to beat Hu Lang's magic.

But she thought...

Well all right,
I'll go elsewhere.

Come on,
it is in far to the Yi Hong house.

Listen,
are the girls that really that great?

Sure, they are.

- Especially, Chu Sy.
- Oh really?

Hey,
you wait until she takes a close up.

My god, what a body she has.

Hey listen, let's keep going.

Come on,
anything for an old friend.

A whorehouse.

I should have thought of that.

Come on, over here.

Hello, over there.

Oh.

Hi there!

Oh it's you, the troublemaker.

Oh no,
I come here as a customer today.

Oh, a customer,
well which girl would you like then huh?

That's all I got.

$1, well all right.

Miss Hong.

Miss Ha, is she any good then?

You'll find she's
a real handful.

- Ah Cha?
- Yes?

Take this man upstairs.

This way, please.

Miss Hong,
I got you a nice client.

Oh, there you are.

Why don't the men
visit me anymore?

Listen, who are you?

Why are you here?

I'm the one you call.

I called Miss Ha.

Well, I'm Miss Ha.

Huh? You?

Come on, don't look like that.

I'll give you a good time.

I promise you.

So be nice.

Don't go acting funny.

Well, get undressed.

Come on, we've lots of time.

What's the hurry?

Hey it's you, so fast?

Sure, she's a fast worker.

Ah Hai,
that guy stole my underwear.

I've mastered the eel fist.

I'm sure that I could
beat Hu Lang this time.

What's more?

His old magic can be counted
by this woman's underwear.

But his sword...

Well, like I say,
every attack can be countered,

and he'll he has to get
one sword stroke through.

What are you doing?

If it hadn't been for this basin,
or you killed me.

That's right, I would.

Well all right,
I'll try to get Hu Lang and the reward.

If I get him,
I'll get you a bracelet.

And if you don't?

Well, even if I should happen
to kill him, I still get half.

I mean, if you were killed.

I'm not even considering that.

I mean, why should I?

I'm pretty good at kung fu now.

Why should I lose?

But you could.

I know, it could happen.

I must admit, it's possible.

Well if I should lose out
then you bury my body.

Where will I find it?

Don't you worry, I'll win.

Hey.

Hu Lang, I'd come to get you.

If you've got the nerve open
the back door and let me in.

Pei Dao Chai.

Pei Dao Chai, huh?

Why you here?

You know why I've come here.

I've come to take you in.

Won't use my blade
in some unknown bum.

I'm insisting draw your sword.

Go on.

- Well my rule.
- Oh yeah.

I know your rules alright.

Your sword is only
drawn once in every fight.

Once put back,
it won't be drawn again.

Well now, you look alright.

But can you fight though?

Try me out.

I should let you start.

Thank you.

First of all, try this one.

Well now,
you seem to like sitting up there.

Are your feet
going to sleep now?

And how did you like that?

Pretty tricky.

Hope you like short hair.

I'll take you piece by piece.

You've lost your sleep.

Mr. Pei, you can't use a
sword lying on the ground.

It's my technique.

It's called looking at the moon.

That's good.

All right,
can you see the moon now?

Falling Snow.

Mr. Pei, the game's over.

Why have you stopped?

It should be
obvious even to you.

The winner walks away

and loser just dies.

I feel strange, very weak.

I don't know.

I can't die.

Hey you're on rules,
so you can't pull that again.

You're wrong,
I never put it back.

You're pretty clever.

Come on.

Hold it.

I reckon you're finished now.

Hey kid, you want that back.

Now, let's try your kung fu.

Oh,
I see you've learned the snake fist.

You're wrong.

It's the eel fist.

Oil?

No, this isn't oil.

It eel's sweat.

This is digging a hole.

And this one is
called the eels attack.

Magic?

Reverse palm.

Let's try this then.

Your magic doesn't work.

Surprised?

Hu Lang,
I've beaten all your techniques.

Now you may as well
give up and come with me.

So standstill, I'll tie you up.

Mr. Pei, I guess you're right.

Glad you see that.

How come you're still fighting,
you gave up.

Right, you stay there.

I'll be right back.

Now look,
I never learned to read.

Keeping me in the library,
it's no use.

My friend, you're finished.

This is stars in the sky.

When I want to see you,
I can't find you.

And now you drop on me.

Take him back.

Where's Pei?

- Pei Dao Chai.
- Hey, Captain!

Hi there,
you're just in time to take him.

So don't waste any more time,
just pay me my reward.

What for?

For catching him.

I found him lying here.

Yeah, I knocked him down.

Is that so?

Got any witnesses?

I...

Su Mei, why did you bring him?

- To get your body.
- Stupid.

You just cost me my 1000 bucks.

And there's something else,
that 5 bucks.

Su Mei, you got $5?

Well, I think it's time you
paid up or we pick you up.

I have no money.

- I'm worthless.
- Hey, you're not.

Sure I am.

Captain you lock him
up and pay me the $5.

Damn you!

(THE END)