Original subtitles

wow

and emerosa has the ball again on the 50

come on boy

come on boy come

come come come

come on boy

there's the snap and No. 31 takes the pitch

he's at the 50 and down at the 40

is another first down for the spectacular Amorosa team

come on boy

come on boy come

come come come

come on boy

5:40 what

and it's that fabulous Amorosa hand off again

and into the deadly power swing

Joe Static again he breaks

another tickle again he will feel for Rake Away he will

that's the 35 he's at the 29 and he's down

another first down for the completing camera Roadster

carefully

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

the big mystery folks

on the local sports scene

continues to be those amazing amorocins

and their phenomenal winning streak

no one can understand how this normally sluggish squad

has turned itself into such a power

punching pack

after season upon season in the conference cellar

the Amarosa 11 has run up a streak of nine victories

and it's a mystery folks

student spirited Amarosa is at an all time high

with the student body

delirious with championship fever

and who can explain it

hi girl

hi girl oh

I

don't know

do it do it

yeah

love you mate

hi ya gorgeous

shut up I'm just giving you a burger

that's not all I'd like to give you garbage mouse

hi what do you want

got something in your eye

eye

come on what do you want

I got work to do

two burgers everything two shakes

do it

again do it again

do it again

how are you doing

who wants my cherry

too late yeah by about 3 years

John

hi ladies

good news is here just bring it on home to Big John

lay it down I'll pick it up John

can you get me a third period study hall Tuesday

get your lady Wilcox on that

alright who's next

me me

me me

I need 3,000 birth control pills

pink ones what are you doing

opening a clinic no

there's a girl in my homeroom that does my math

if I give her pills and then

there's another one in my history class that does that

okay

thank you John

anything else one more thing

yes captain

I like to get all the cheerleaders out of last period

everyday everyday

we have to get together for a little warm up

that's a big order it's only six girls

we could go talk about it

we could discuss the in and out

oh thanks a lot Genie no ball

I'd never have gotten a chance to eat

if it weren't for you do you want another sandwich

Norman no

call me Norman okay

sorry I forgot

norm what would you think of my

trying out to be a cheerleader a cheerleader

isn't it a little late in the season to become one

they're having try out they are yeah

piggy Joe Kowalski had to leave school very suddenly

yeah it would be neat to say my girls a cheerleader

it would be good for me in the business world

Norman a car wash is not the business world

yeah well

I'll probably never make it anyway

there'll be so many girls trying out and everything

where'd you go what's your name now

go in your home room to show you how you know honey

Gee maybe she'd help me

hey Genie

could you put the music down in here please

I'm trying to study

hey who's that little asshole

oh that's my creepy brother don't mind him

Jimmy Bonnie do you think I have a chance

not why you look like a hag from a rag bag

hey Jimmy

how about this yeah

oh I can't wear these

they're from when I was 12

just put them on I'm gonna go get some clothes

yeah later

I'm gonna check something out

I see you got a heart problem what

I might have an answer for that

hey Mister Davis

you've got really cute balls

hi there Debbie

like a quick lesson from an old pro

you see it's all in the motion Gee

this is fun you have real potential there

young lady yes sir

real potential new caddy

oh hello dear

hi Mrs

Davis is that for me

sure trying for a birdie

Debbie is interested in going

well stay out of the rough

let's try for a hole in one

come on boys

come on boys

come come

come come

come on boys

um what do you plan to be when you grow up

look look I got it

now see here

young lady where do you think you're going

I'm trying out for cheerleaders

not dressed like that you're not

what's wrong with it

what's wrong with it what's wrong with it

well tell you what's wrong with it

you're soaked with coke

you're not leaving this house undressed like that

what's the matter oh

the old man's got a thing about tits

yeah it runs in the family

I'll never make cheerleaders

don't worry you can take off that stupid harness

as soon as we get out of here

but I'll never be as good as you cheerleaders

get all the boys and everything

oh come on

you have a boyfriend

you know that guy from the car wash Norman

he's my boyfriend but I hate him

well as long as you're making with somebody

I'm not making it with him

I'm not making it with anyone

I never make it with anyone

I'm a you know

you are for real yes

and I always have been wow

I didn't think there were any left in California

well there's me

no one thinks I'm a piece of toast

buttered

poor baby I had no idea

I'll never make cheerleaders

and I have to put up with that stupid idiot Norman

and you're my only friends

and you're better at everything than me

if I don't make cheerleaders

I'll be up for the rest of my life

come on come on spirit

we're with your team so fine

we're with your team so fine

we're with your team so fine

we're with you team we're with you team

so fight fight fight

put your butt down you big bum

come on you're on balance

we're with

you team so fight

we're with you team so fight

we're with you team we're with you team

so fight fight fight

okay girls

as captain

I would like to tell you that your first obligation

as cheerleaders is to the team

we all have a noble obligation

to help spur our boys to victory

hey girls this more this came from

you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen

alright Mary

what we need is another one like Pinky Joe yeah

she was so good she wound up in the maternity ward well

all I ask is for one day at last treat

if

then

what you need is a cheerleader with a chastity belt

okay

victory victory

that's our class with the V R

you know that other one Genie Davis

you know what she told me

that's our class really

I didn't know there were any in Amerosa

maybe that's just what we need

at least you'd last season next

E O r y

victory victory for amberosa hot never with anyone

and I wouldn't bet on it I would

and I wade you should stay that way for the season

name your steak

Novi with Novi

okay

3:30

Norm with norm

don't worry I'll keep her intact girls huddle

yeah

the winner of new cheerleader is Ginny Davis yeah yeah

to be initiated I do yeah

that's the best part what do I have to do

just take a shower huh

I could use one in the boy shower room

don't worry

they won't be through practicing for another hour

oh cheerleader new cheerleader

hey who are you

I'm a cheerleader what are you doing here

being initiated alright

alright

2 5

6 5 2

3

guys

let's go

hey fellas don't fight over the soap

I got it on special

Genie

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you

oh my God

mom Dad I made the team

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

hi guys who wants a Frenchie passing it around again

huh

Bobby Peck and somebody Frenchie

John I can't stand smoking grass in a lady's room

so unsanitary

I'll get you in the 4th period chem lab

but Patty baby

you have to uncork some sulfur before you leave

to hide the smell you understand

yep oh Patty

if only these were brains

boy would you look at those milkshakes

if you would like to pour some syrup on that

hey handsome

what do you got for me on the house

I'd rather get you under the house fresh

I happen to know

you're on somebody's all time warm list

yeah well

I know a 10 best list you could be on

which 10 best list the one bathroom

I don't believe you

10 best what

come on back and find out

hey nor cover for me

I don't see any mystery here

yeah

you can be number one

oh

oh

oh

ha ha

ah ah

ah

ah ah ah

ah

ah

Aah Aah

Aah Aah

let's go

let's go

a question on everybody's mind today is

can coach Pat Gannon the former all American

keep this amazing winning streak

you can talk about technique

you can talk about knowledge of fundamentals

but the real question is

can Pat Cannon get it up and can his team get it up

because in the end

that's what separates the men from the boys

in this great game of football

let's go

now states lining up on the scrimmage line

and getting back in the game

30 seconds left to go in the game

and we're down five points now

now if I look good

I got a real shot at all conference

and if the team wins we're headed we go to the ball

I take the hand off start to move towards my right

my guard takes out his guard

now my half back moves down takes out his tackle

I swing around the right end

I'm at the 15 I'm at the 10

there's one man between me and a goal down to the five

this young hat cannon continues to amaze this

around here today

in the common Spanish book

yes ladies and gents

young Pat Gannon is a credit to his challenge

and to his

and this great game will be played over and over again

in the hearts and memories of the fans here today

and we're back on the field

Bob's runner and it's up over the center for the snap

Cannon score from the 25

deep line up in the peak

there's the staff

it's a hand off the cannon and he's running with it

he picks up blockers on his flanks

he circles the air looking for a hole

and now he slams it right in and he's through

he beats off two tacklers and look at those clamorables

he does it 20 beautiful

what a broken field runner this boy is

go ganny go boy

sensational if he scores

what a climax his the folks

he's at the 5 and and he's good

get him good he's good

alright now before the lake twist

well

has your sex life improved any since you made the team

well Norman's pretty excited about it

but you're still a you know yep

I never was we know all about it

how'd you stop being one when I was 13

I rode my bike into

the gas station to get air in my tires

guy said he had a special host for that

he did exercises

you gotta trim up these little bodies

alright everybody up for arm twist

come on let's go

right two

three four

yeah dismiss

I'll see you all tomorrow

and don't go

putting too many gooey Sundays in those pretty

little tummies of yours sure

we could just rub them on our little tummies

and let Isabel lick them off

Patty

I'd like you to stay after practice today

sure Miss Fields

arch that back

it's such a delicious art where your pelvis should be

just so Miss Fields

what are you trying to do

oh me

I'm nothing Patty

I just I realize you're in a delicate position

with all the young girls you come into contact with

Patty Patty

I just naturally

I complete faith in you as my coach

as to not take advantage of my trust in you

don't you think

you could have found a place a little bit more private

there's malaria in the area

I think it's an antisocial disease

oh that Mr Novi has a face like a mop

I hear he steals underwear from the girls locker room

and sells it over in the boys locker room

I bet he's got a

people in here to get his pee pees on us

I thought I was doing a strip for Novi

I turn myself in you mean turn yourself on

I

don't think Mister Novi would have the nerve to have a

people

you know he did have people

he could get into a lot of trouble

besides he's that hard up

maybe we could help him out

that is if he just had the balls to ask

Aah Aah

Aah

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

now Genie no one blames you

you just have some kitchen up to do

Susie I'll never be a real cheerleader

I'm such a helpless case

I don't even know what to do with the boy

no problem

what you need is a little bring home demonstration

keep it cool cool

cool

high wise to the rise in your Levi

come on let's go

boop boop

boy Genie

I'm gonna lose my job because of you

norm

norm you got pies in your Levi's

keep a mule on the stool

what are you talking about norm

you're so cute

you know why my thighs got a sty in your eye

can't we be alone

we are alone

I mean alone I don't know what's been getting into you

nothing that's the trouble

nothing's been getting into me

I'm really surprised at you

I'm afraid that being a cheerleader is

making you lose all sense of duty

do you have any idea

how humiliating that scene in the locker room was

for me for you

well I don't write for me

everybody knows you're my girl

oh yeah well

maybe

everybody's gonna get some different ideas about that

move move move move

move move

move move move

move move

oh my God

oh my God

let's go

let's go

yes it's DJ for mighty

I'm a Rosa size 11

on their long march to the conference title

when the Bears of Amerosa meet their historical rival

unbeaten Central High for the conference championship

think that will hold you for a while

I'll move it don't worry about me

yeah we'll handle this

wise guy

you know what the line is on the game this Saturday

of course Seven Points

as we blast them

like a National Guard at a Sunday school picnic

yeah that ain't the way the man at the top season

what do you mean you all fix a rule

Emma Russell loses and we're in the big box

yeah well

how's it supposed to work

that's your department Mister Inside

if you wanna stay cool Amorosa better lose

no Vima man don't pal

little John's gonna work it out

hey kid

one more thing suck it to me

big man I turn you on

you turn me on right

when are you gonna start delivering the goods

you've been promising me sure daddy

don't get your liver in a quiver

just go home and sit tight

this could be your night

I don't think we've ever had one

on the cheerleaders before

but I don't wanna stay one

I think we should put an ad

in the underground sex paper

but what if somebody called and my father answered

let's see

16 year old Virgin

desperate

will be in front of Mike Carousel

Saturday morning at 10:00

no what we need is a heart cell

come get a cheerleader snatch

favorite key in the latch

there's John

hi John

hey normie baby

still right down to it huh

at least I work for what I get John

hi John

John see you

Timmy has this problem stay loose ladies

big John's on the scene like Doctor Spock with a cock

no problem too big for someone

I dig well

there's Genie she sat on a hot bud Sunday

and didn't get up quick enough

lot of good but the cherry still stuck

it'll be my pleasure

you ask the man who can

hello beautiful

hi

say what do you do with your afternoons

well I don't know

on a night there's usually homework

but tonight it's done

well then why don't we uncoil a bit

ooh

easy baby

we're just getting started

before the hips comes the lips easy and slow

and watch it grow

hey norm

isn't that your girl over there

I don't have a girl

it's the way it looks

I think I'll turn down the lights

magic wow

just like in The Wizard of Oz

oh John

oh I can feel your hands all over me

just getting started

gosh I never thought it would be like this

you and me together

your hand on my breast your other hand on my tummy

your other hand on my leg

that's just my technique baby

it's so much more than I expected yeah me too

baby don't really turn me on

you know what you have to do what

suck my toes toes yeah

I love it

okay

take her in the bedroom be quiet

it's my house and I want her in the bedroom

great

you're doing great

dress her up I want her to stop

I I said I'm getting it up

did I do good yeah

great best toe job I ever had I never heard of that

how's this

no this is the one I want

easy kid

break the water bed

mmm ah

oh my God

when is it my turn

I said you make me burn and is it my turn

get out of here wait in the hall

stay right there just like that

got a surprise for you I'll be right back

okay she's all steamed up now

hurry up and she's yours

attention charge John John

where are you I want you

I miss you now come right back in baby

you're really gonna have a great time

where the hell is she come here yo grizzly

come on Novi

where are you no

hey Novi

she's ready to rape the first man she sees

now hurry up and get in there

oh John

you're so full of surprises imagine I'm bears

I mean it was all very beautiful and everything

and John was very romantic

except there was this bear

a bear

you should have been bear

stay in the same condition maybe Claudia can help

keep your head down concentrate on this wrist

hey Claudia

come here it's important

um she said it's important I have to go

so you've got to help her

you're the captain and you've got to help

it'll work itself out it just takes time

is that ever lousy advice

yeah some captain

damn

yuck yeah

go on say something

you say something who's waving at you first

go on say something they're wonderful

they are go on

say something you say something

hi baby

hi Genie

I think we can do better well I haven't so far

this is Sal

my name is Benny

had a couple of TikToks go for a bike ride

you know show you what the action is what's happening

excuse us

see you later

you're still alive

I can assure you we're hardly need of your charity

we have our own vehicular transportation

and when it comes to making decisions

concerning our companionship

we are quite capable of arriving at our own judgements

after weighing the alternatives

big words huh

gymnasium

have a dashery Claudia

you're gonna scare him off look

you gotta play it cool fuck dad

no let's take him home to your place

we'll follow you home hey baby

and he hits the meat

well looks like they changed their minds

gosh maybe they thought we didn't like them

well it's just as well

it looks like

my mother's having another one of her bridge parties

I think your mother's here

oh no

hi Vinny

hi Sal

now look Jimmy

don't get too friendly no

no the way you turn on this kind is to be really nasty

hit him kick him

spit in their faces they'll love it

they won't be able to take their hands off of you

they won't right

and whatever you do don't let up or they'll leave

understand

hey uh

what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this

I live here creep

oh take the milk

get out of the flower

oh grandma

I'll show you something tasty

hey

more

hey Genie

did you oh

come

in here

yeah

do it do it

Strawberry Shortcake Huckleberry Pie

d I C

d o R y

are we in will I get Amorosa gift gift gift

and now I'm on sensational

ever on the couch yeah

ice cream ice cream here that's right

you pass it that we fracture our stones

that's grass when our team

it's out there on that field of glory

vanquishing the enemy

it's you loyal fans that we're vanquishing them for

yeah

it's you

the student body that we're tearing out our guts for

the main thing to remember

is that we'll lose and when we will

that sportsmanship builds men

hey hey

now what Novie

listen you it's all set

all signals are going and we're also loses

and we clean up the big green box

don't worry what's goofballs for the water buckets

that's amateur hour I got a plan that'll set Amorose up

so any grade school team could beat him

my father's still mad about Claudia's garden party

I don't see why I didn't do anything

he says I can't go to the slumber party

well then we'll just have to have it at your house

come on I'll fight you sons of Amerosa yeah

alright everybody thanks for coming

and we'll see you here again tomorrow

to help cheer our team now everybody who's gonna win

we are who's gonna score

we are louder we are yeah

yeah

well it wasn't Vaseline

it was blue and if it hadn't been

the kind that wore off in 8 hours

I might still be there oh

spare me I always put him pretty high in my yucklist

anyway

boy was this ever a good idea

to have the slumber party here

my daddy wasn't the least bit angry

he said sure invite the girls over anytime

anything for you

hi kids thought you might like some chips

a little snack

so yep

having a good time

well if there's anything you want anything at all

just whistle

and up

care for a potato chip little girl

kind of cute

genie what makes your father such a sex thing

give him Protection that's it

throw it now oh

that's a beauty it's all the way down

and that makes it more than seven

hey girl how about a cheer

cheer what

let's do cheer

okay girls give us an F

no girls this

alright central I'll show you

hit him again hit him again harder harder

hit him again hit him again harder harder

hit him again hit him again harder harder

hit him again hit him again harder harder hit

yeah

just grill these little hot dogs

thought you might like some

genie he's going to ruin the party

well maybe I should go and talk to him

no let me talk to him

John hi

you girl I got a surprise for you

it's a team

all the way get it

get it in there hit him

oh want some more hot dogs

no more hot dogs I got bored with kids

well you better sit down there

I guess you are sitting down

he's winning oh

well it's pretty tight now

but the hat back just hit the end with a button hook

does that mean he hooked his buttons

no not exactly

it's a it's where he starts on a fly pattern

and then goes down and in

4 5

4 5

4

3

2

1

hey girl come on

come on come on

alright

101010 oh

oh oh

I love you

come on come on

you can get it up just one more time

wait a minute my turn

Nancy you can do it

wake up wake up

wake up hey

you didn't

you didn't

hey you guys you needed some company

I'll take her

my God what are you all doing

this is our team you fucked out our own team

there's a game tomorrow they can't play now

get your asses in here

we're gonna straighten this thing out in Central City

Central's quarterback Steve Welch

4 32 Elm street

offensive fullback Kevin Watson

Tom Burcard key lineman

pledge yourselves

put aside your worldly things and come to me

who's that girl stab her

hi hi

hi hi

I can do it

how many times have I got to say no

strangers on the scene local girl my ass

Jim Hilton right in works nights Hillside garage

shh

holy

shh

that facts Joe Evans

Dave Franklin hey

you boys gonna be Amorosa tomorrow

we sure will oh boy pepperoni

11 10

9 9

16 3

17 8

16 3

what do we say 5

4 1 Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

give me a C

give me an E E

give me an N N

give me a t t

give me an R R

give me an a a

give me an L

put that fail

put that fail

yeah

Happy

New Year

Happy New Year

let's go

let's go

Happy New Year Happy New Year

come on

boy come on boy

come come

come come

come on boy

alright alright offensive team in

authentic came in

come on what's the matter with you guys

come on

what's the matter with you guys

okay yeah

you dig his arms up in the

head

ladies and gentlemen

the players of both teams have decided unanimously

not to move down to the other end of the field

begin the second quarter

5

6

1 1

hello

happy birthday to

you happy birthday to

you

Happy New Year to you

No.12 he's not on the scouting report

I never saw him before didn't anyone get him last night

not if he's not on the report

wow wow

alright you guys

we all know what has to be done

it's a rough assignment and it could be dangerous

I need volunteers I'll do it

I'll do it put me in Claudia

you Genie this job needs experience

I know I can do it Claudia

I know I can give me a chance

well alright

you can go along but only to keep watch

where do you think you were going you ran into this

somebody wake him up

what did you guys do last night

just tell me what did you do

sloppy is first half in football

you guys played

what's wrong with you

hey

did you see a football team around here

uh no

did you see some cheerleaders come by here no

then um

we're alone well

I think my team's around here somewhere

that was a wonderful run you made

I saw you over there cheering you did

Jenny

Jeannie

I'm Paul

why aren't you in the scouting reports

Paul

I'm new

I'm sort of fourth string

some of my friends were in Central City last night

I thought you might have seen them

no

I didn't see anybody

I never see anybody

oh

oh

oh

oh oh

oh

Happy New Year Happy

New Year

ha

ha

genie what happened

who got him hey

where's Debbie and Bonnie boy

from the looks of that guy

must have been both of them

hey you guys

good work we didn't do anything

you didn't no

we ran into a little bit of trouble

well who got him

3 2 1 3

terrific yeah

happy birthday to you

sixteen

Happy New Year Happy

New Year

Happy New Year

let's go

let's go Norman

you're in

Norman Norman

Norman come on

get in there oh circle

let's do the play

let's do the play get the ball

come on get the ball

pick up the ball stupid

pick up the ball pick it up

go go go

happy birthday to us

50 hot dogs no bull 50 hot dogs

Happy New Year Happy New Year Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Happy New Year

wow wow

350

you won it for us me

you and norm won it for us me and norm

good boy

you gonna love me

Love Me Love Show Me

get out of my way

no come here Norman

come on come on

I'm a baby