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Same old, same old, Not tonight.

We got life chips in there.

Ship was jacked by some thugs last week.

You see the gods?

Oh, yeah. I was wondering why they're here.

Should I be worried?

Forget about these guys. Got our backs.

Nothing's gonna happen.

I worry a lot.

What?

Better call the car.

I don't get paid enough for this.

Hey! Stop!

Who's.

He got this all the night.

He should be boss.

Fight for justice and watch like he's auto.

I've been to Eagle's Nest.

He lives for all that's fair.

So even ask me where these auto.

Him. It's like the sky.

Ride or die.

These of.

So. Oh. So.

Ten. Zero.

Sure.

Got it.

You got it.

Oh, yeah.

Point again.

Give us back the ball.

No time for a nap, guys. Way to go!

Yeah, yeah! Maria! Catch!

Oh! Sorry.

Maria.

My bad.

Thank you.

Name's Manu.

What's yours? Maria.

Nice to meet you, Maria.

We need to go. Dude.

Looks like the natives are getting restless.

Going to hit the waves now.

Hello, I'm Maria.

Aloha to you too.

Saved by the bell.

There's been another life.

Chips heist at the docks.

You're right. Let's scram.

Gotta be more fun than this lousy game of volleyball anyway.

Diego can't.

Sorry, Diego.

My bad.

No, it's all right.

We're leaving. Giving up already? No.

Bernardo's turtle is, got the flu, and we got to go.

Vamos.

I've read up on these, like, chips.

They can be inserted

into the bloodstream of a patient and instantly diagnose their illness.

And this shipment, in particular, was intended for the children's hospital.

Now, these robbers are real jerks.

Just imagine the

fortune they bring on the black market.

Yeah.

All right, I'm here.

But so are the police.

The police transmit.

We intercepted.

Reported that the thieves escaped in a small submarine.

Submarine?

I hate to admit it, but that's kind of cool.

Wait,

I think I found something.

Play blow. Granny's finest.

Miss it.

The small stuff yet again.

Hey, you!

Freeze!

Oh, hey, look, it's my martini.

It's gotta be more than just a coincidence

that the dockworkers are in the union run by Don Gino.

Stay with me, Bernardo.

We're heading down to Chinatown.

Just like mother used to make.

Didn't mother tell you not to talk with your mouth full?

Oh, Zorro.

How dare you interrupt him, son?

Get rid of this bomb.

Is this any way to treat a dinner guest?

Oh! Oh!

This belonged to you.

Where did you find this?

Lie to me, Chino.

Tell me you and Martinez aren't involved in a life.

Chip's heist at the docks.

That's not my necklace.

I ain't involved in no life.

Chips heist.

This necklace has a symbol of El Rey Beach Gang sofas that used to work for Chino.

But not no more.

Most likely, they stole life chips.

Hey, get your own.

If you're making this stuff up, I.

I'll break more than just your fortune cookies.

Well,

you will be visited by a dark stranger.

But what do you know?

These things really do work.

This is not good on so many levels.

Oh, Maria's in big trouble for sure.

But there's just no way I could tell her without blowing my secret identity.

How would Diego even know about life tips?

Or Manu and his gang?

Thanks for the brainstorm, Bernardo.

If Zorro doesn't stop him, Manu's gang will be surfing away

with the only chance the kids in the hospital have.

And Maria martinez, Uno less.

I can make friends with a gang too.

You're spending a lot of time at the beach lately.

Thinking of going native.

Look, Maria, I'm not here to ruin your tan,

but I think Mani and his crew are a little

shady.

Jealous?

Much?

What are you talking about?

Oh, I don't know.

I make new friends, and you're acting like you're being left out.

Yeah, right.

I really don't care who you choose for friends.

I'm just saying that, you know, you should be careful out there

if you stop behaving like a child. I introduced you.

Hey, we're not finished.

Sup, guys? I'm Diego.

I'm a friend of Maria's.

Hello.

My name is Manu and I need a friend of Maria's.

A friend of mine. You surf Diego?

Yeah. Sure.

Excellent.

Then let me introduce you to the gang.

Chad, there's the blond guy.

That little girl is Lia.

The big guys truck and that raven haired Aussie.

She's Mel.

Hey. Sweet necklaces.

That's weird, because I found one just like those.

See that?

That's mine.

The wondered where it was.

Thanks, bro.

You want to know where I found it?

Meet me tonight under the pier.

And don't tell Maria.

Nada.

Maybe they chickened out.

Wow. You guys sure know how to make an entrance.

Enough small talk. Get Gareth Vega.

We know all about you. That's so.

Yeah. You're just some rich kid.

Your old man's into some big money.

So I'm rich.

So what? Truth is, I'm bored.

I know you guys are behind the life chip sites at the docks,

and I want in, you know, for kicks.

Come on.

How about that for kicks, bro?

We don't know what you're talking about, rich boy.

Now stay out of our business.

Good.

Okay, now that we all know how this is gonna go.

Come on.

What?

Enough!

Not bad, rich boy.

If you surf as good as you fight, maybe we can talk.

That's where and when, tough guy.

Okay, bro, take it easy.

Meet us this weekend at Punto Myrtle Point.

A little death point.

What? You hadn't surf the web toe before?

It should be a piece of cake for someone as good as you, bro.

Yeah. Piece of cake.

I can't surf.

What was I thinking?

I went boogie boarding once and he nearly drowned.

Oh, why can't they be a motorcycle gang?

What do you got?

To. Life.

But I still can't surf.

That's so.

Can it get me girls to.

This better do the trick, or those waves

are going to pulverize me into processed fish food.

And lose Diego.

Hope we can trust him.

Don't sweat it.

I think the dude's okay.

Besides, he's friends with Maria,

and we need Maria.

Is that Diego?

I didn't even know he could swim.

I ran.

Last night.

Yeah.

Welcome, bro.

Now you're one of us.

First you tell me you think my friends are shady.

Now you're part of the gang.

What's going on here?

You need to relax, Maria.

You know, hang loose. Oh,

don't go yet, babe.

Stick around to the stars.

Come out a beautiful Punto Muerto.

So now that you're part of the gang, maybe me and you could be best mates.

Yeah. Listen.

Meet us tomorrow night at the Puerto Grande Yacht Club.

Get you some of those kicks you've been looking for.

You got it.

It's strange.

El alcalde del Mar, mayor's yacht.

And it looks like somebody's having a fiesta.

Aloha.

Glad you could make the luau.

Are we having a party?

Are we moving?

Robbing the docks was totally sweet,

but now it's too much heat on us.

So I decided to take our action to the high seas and hijack

the cargo ships directly.

Just like 21st century pirates.

But we needed a boat,

and Maria volunteered her father's.

I find that hard to believe.

I admit she was a little resistant to the idea.

She finally came around, though, and saw it my way.

But hey,

now we've got a boat and a real nice one. Two.

So we won't be needing Maria's help.

You do realize this is Horse Martinez's yacht, right?

The powerful and very dangerous mayor of Pueblo Grande.

You crack me up.

Don't you think I already know that?

Don't sweat it.

Martinez is part way worse than bite.

I always knew her dad was.

Maybe if Don Chino and the mayor paid us what we deserved when we worked for them,

we wouldn't have to steal, like, chips from sick kids

and wouldn't have had to resort to kidnaping.

Hello?

No. Oh.

You know what? My name.

Maria has been a pain in my rear for as long as I've known her.

Why not just throw her overboard and let the sharks have her?

This will be a good time to become the Scarlet Whip.

But how?

This will be a good time to be Zorro.

But how?

Bro, I like your way of thinking.

I'm in. Do the honors.

Oh! Oh!

Ice cream.

Let me down, you jerk!

Put me down to death.

Feisty,

Heave ho!

Heave ho! Heave ho! Oh!

Why did he have to untie it?

Come on.

Now what?

Now we jump.

Good plan.

No one.

They got to surface some time, and when they do,

I'll be waiting.

Oh, yes.

We should get some help.

Yeah, sure.

I'll go.

You coming?

No. I think I'll stay here and catch my breath.

Okay. Suit yourself.

Well, I suit myself as Zorro.

Oh, I thought you'd never leave.

A little soggy, but it'll get the job done.

My new sailing.

Martinez's yacht. Right at the cargo ship.

How am I going to get out there to stop them?

What?

Very impressive.

Well,

well, look who's decided to join the party.

Some of us are too busy to waste their time spying on weekend boaters.

Funny.

Look, the mayor's yacht has been hijacked by the Life Ships robbers.

I need to get aboard.

How about a lift? Thought you'd never ask.

Now, what's our position?

Cargo ship did a hit.

On your orders, El Capitan.

Full steam ahead.

Oh! Oh!

Andy.

Time to lower the boom on you guys.

Go for.

Yeah!

Stop the boat!

Say you go.

Oh! Yeah.

I knew it's just not worth all this.

What are you.

Not bad.

Me and Manny, we're best mates.

We're gonna be rich together. Really?

Better tell him, because I think he's just caught the last boat off this rig.

What?

He would never

know why.

Manny.

Wait for me. Wait for me.

And to think I was gonna land him

must've wax.

I found the stolen life chips.

Well, that's good news for the children's hospital.

What are you going to do with us?

Oh, I think you're going to be very well

taken care of for the next 10 to 20 years.

And now, if you'll excuse us.

Yeah.

Nice touch.

The line ships were returned safely to the children's hospital.

Thanks to the courageous efforts of Zorro and the Scarlet.

With Maria safe, Martinez has his yacht back.

I wonder what's in store for Manu and his gang of thieves.

You surfers like to play pirates so much.

Then you should enjoy walking the plank.

I. So.

Oh! Shut up!