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Okay, my friends, invitations to
see Fez in tonight's Spring Sing.
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Charmingly illustrated
by the hand of Fez.
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Great, something to put
my gum in.
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Just kidding.
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Oh, man, this concert's tonight?
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Yes, it's tonight.
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I've been talking about it
for weeks.
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Yeah, I don't know, Fez.
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I mean, I'm still kind of tired
from the party last night.
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Party?
What party?
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You know, the party.
You were there.
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No, I do not know
and I was not there.
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Someone forgot to tell me.
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I could've sworn you were there.
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Remember when the college girl
got up on the table?
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Took her top off?
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What?!
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Yeah, that was great, man.
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Wait, even Smokey the Bear
was there?
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Fine.
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Fine, what's done is done.
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The important thing is where
you're gonna be tonight.
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At my concert watching me.
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Oh, it's gonna be such
a wonderful evening.
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Music, good friends and dancing.
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Just like life should be.
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♪ Sing ♪
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♪ Sing a song ♪
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♪ Sing out loud ♪
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♪ Sing out strong ♪
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♪ Sing of good things,
not bad, man ♪
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♪ Sing of happy, not sad ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ Sing ♪
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♪ Sing a song ♪
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♪ Make it simple ♪
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♪ To last
your whole life long ♪
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♪ Don't worry that it's
not good enough ♪
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♪ For anyone else to hear ♪
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♪ Just sing ♪
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♪ Sing a song ♪
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This is my favorite part.
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So what do you think?
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I think whatever you're on,
I'll take two of 'em.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ Down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing ♪
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♪ We did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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♪ But talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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♪ Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do ♪
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Perfecto.
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Well, Fez, was that you?
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I could've sworn I just heard
Wayne Newton.
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Mr. and Mrs. Forman,
you came to my concert.
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Well, it's the Spring Sing.
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There is no place we'd rather be
than the Spring Sing.
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Now, Kitty, that's just a lie.
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Ai, here comes my music teacher
Mr. Wilkinson.
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He is unpleasant.
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Are you the parents of this
horrible little man?
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I'll have you know he's been
imitating my accent behind my back.
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Well, first of all,
we are not his parents.
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And second of all,
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well, the rest of it
I just don't care about.
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I'm moving you to the back row
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so that no one can hear that
squawk box that you call a voice.
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The back row?
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But the back row is for
the untalented and the ugly!
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Oh, you're no fun.
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Music is not about fun.
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It's about passion
and commitment.
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Have you ever been moved to tears by
the warbling timber of your own voice?
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No, because I am a man.
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Ohh!
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Well, he just, um...
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He doesn't seem to like you
at all.
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The British have always
hated my people.
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We won the war, buddy!
Get over it!
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Oh, good one, Fez.
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Well, you certainly seem
in high spirits.
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Of course. Soon all my friends
are gonna be here,
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and we'll be all like a family.
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I wish you were my family.
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Oh, we would be
so happy together.
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Okay, kids,
it's nighty-night time!
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Good night, Mom.
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Night, Ma!
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That's my mama!
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I love you, Fez.
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I love you more!
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I love you the most!
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Daddy!
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All right, sleep tight,
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and don't let the bedbugs
put their foot in your ass.
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Okay, boys, lights out.
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And no more staying up till 8:30
giving each other hugs.
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- Aww!
- Aww!
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See you in the morning.
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♪ Imagine me and you ♪
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♪ I do ♪
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♪ I think about you
day and night ♪
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♪ It's only right ♪
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♪ To think about
the one you love ♪
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♪ And hold him tight ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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All: ♪ We're happy together ♪
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Are you people singing again?!
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- Yes.
- Good, 'cause...
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♪ I can't see me
lovin' nobody but you ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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Both: ♪ When you're with me ♪
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♪ Baby, the skies'll be blue ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ Me and you, and you and me ♪
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♪ No matter
how they toss the dice ♪
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♪ It has to be ♪
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♪ The only one for me is you ♪
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♪ And you for me ♪
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All: ♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ I can't see me
lovin' nobody but you ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ When you're with me, baby,
the skies'll be blue ♪
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♪ For all my life ♪
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♪ So happy together ♪
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♪ So how is the weather? ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba ba ba ♪
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Well, that was... detailed.
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You are one fruity kid.
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Now, remember,
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singing is all about
the use of the diaphragm.
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And what's so funny
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about the proper use
of the diaphragm?
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It's the muscle
you breathe with...
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Below your bosom.
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Oh, bloody imbeciles.
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So this must be a very
exciting night for you.
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If the mayor likes what he sees,
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I'll be directing this year's
Dairy Days Dance-a-bration.
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Oh, that is always wonderful.
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One time they had a quartet
dressed as cows,
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and they sang "Blue Moon".
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Ha ha ha!
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'Cause they were cows!
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Yes, I'm sure you
thick-headed Americans
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could hardly contain
your grunts.
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Well, I thought it was
delightful.
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Hey, everybody!
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Bob!
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Hey, I saved seats
for you and the gang.
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I don't think they're coming.
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Of course they are.
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Well, you know,
I asked if they needed a ride,
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but they said no.
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When I left, they were just
sitting in the basement laughing.
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But the show's about to start.
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Ooh, then I better get
to the refreshment table.
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Did you know that
all that stuff was free?
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Well, it says "donations accepted,"
but you don't gotta put nothing in.
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My friends are still
in the basement?
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I wonder what they're doing?
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- Oh, I'm sure they're just...
- Miss Kitty, please.
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I'm trying to wonder.
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Ooh, guys, Fez's concert
is about to start.
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Which means we have three more
hours without his sorry ass!
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Let's eat his candy.
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Yeah.
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My name is Fez.
I love candy.
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Whore. Good day.
I said, good day!
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Yeah, and the best part is that
idiot actually thinks I'm his friend.
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Like I care.
I wish he were dead.
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Oh, hey, we should kill him.
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No, I got a better idea.
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Let's sing without him.
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♪ Some people call me
the space cowboy ♪
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♪ Yeah, some call me
the gangster of love ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm ♪
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♪ Some people call me Maurice ♪
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♪ 'Cause I speak of
the pompatus of love ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm a picker ♪
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♪ I'm a grinner ♪
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♪ I'm a lover ♪
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♪ And I'm a sinner ♪
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♪ I get my lovin' on the run ♪
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♪ I'm a joker ♪
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♪ I'm a smoker ♪
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♪ I'm a midnight toker ♪
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All: ♪ Playing my musicin the sun ♪
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♪ Whoo ♪
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All: ♪ Whoo ♪
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So they would rather
make fun of me than come here.
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Well, honey, you know,
at least they're singing.
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Like you'll be doing real soon.
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♪ Happy song, happy song ♪
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You know, last night they went
to a party without me...
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A topless party!
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- What?!
- Where?!
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They were the first people to be
nice to me when I came to America,
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but maybe I'm not their friend.
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Maybe I'm just
a goofy foreign kid.
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Well, can't you be both?
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I would settle for "friend," but
I don't even think I am that.
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You still got "goofy foreign
kid." That's something.
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Well, the butts
are in the seats,
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but not one butt
is the butt of a friend.
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Well, this is just rude.
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They better have run out of gas
or hit a deer or something.
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Okay, places, everyone.
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Let's show them what we've got...
Teeth and cleavage!
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Teeth and cleavage!
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Well, that does it!
Now I am mad!
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All they care about is themselves and
their stupid, messed-up relationships.
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Boo hoo!
Love hurts!
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Well,
they deserve it.
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Aw, jeez, not another one.
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Oh! Do we really have to see
that foreign boy sing?
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I'm not going.
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I'm in too much pain
from our break-up.
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Even though it was months ago,
it still affects every part of my life.
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Me, me, me.
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No! Me, me, me.
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What about me, me, me?!
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- Me.
- Me.
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- Me.
- All: me!
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♪ Love hurts ♪
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♪ Love scars ♪
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♪ Love wounds ♪
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♪ Love mars ♪
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♪ Any heart not tough ♪
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♪ Or strong enough ♪
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♪ To take a lot of pain ♪
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♪ Take a lot of pain ♪
265
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♪ Love is like a cloud ♪
266
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♪ It holds a lot of rain ♪
267
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♪ Love hurts ♪
268
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All: ♪ Ooh, love hurts ♪
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All: ♪ Love hurts ♪
270
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♪ Love scars ♪
271
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♪ Love wounds ♪
272
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♪ Love mars ♪
273
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♪ Hurts, scars
Wounds, mars ♪
274
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♪ I know it isn't true ♪
275
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♪ I know it isn't true ♪
276
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♪ Love is just a lie ♪
277
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♪ Made to make you blue ♪
278
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All: ♪ Love hurts ♪
279
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♪ Oooh ♪
280
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♪ Love hurts ♪
281
00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:03,487
♪ Ooh ♪
282
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,170
Wow, I just caught the end,
but that was nice!
283
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,923
Leo, you made it!
284
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:27,094
No, I got this at a church sale.
285
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:30,264
Hey, where's that dude
and that other dude?
286
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,807
And that girl?
287
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,058
And that dude?
288
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,436
And the other girl?
289
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They're not here.
290
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It's just me alone.
291
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Always alone.
292
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♪ Imagine me ♪
293
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♪ And you ♪
294
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,036
♪ I do ♪
295
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♪ So happy... ♪
296
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♪ Together ♪
297
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Aw, forget it.
I'm going home.
298
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Hey, Fez.
299
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,555
Where the hell have you been?!
300
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,725
Well, we were on our way here when
we passed by your music teacher's house.
301
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,560
And I said, "Fez hates that guy!
302
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,728
Let's toilet paper it."
303
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,187
- So...
- So we did.
304
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- For me?
- And then we had to go
get some dog poop,
305
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,926
'cause we looked at
his porch and realized,
306
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:16,328
"Hey, not enough dog poop."
307
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,968
There is enough dog poop now.
308
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,929
And we got you
an opening night present.
309
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,514
Congratulations, buddy.
310
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Ha ha ha!
311
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Bloody hell!
312
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,602
Is that my mailbox?
313
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,188
Bloody 'ell.
314
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,440
Is that me mailbox?
Ha ha ha!
315
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,150
It's dead on!
316
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,445
Yes, I'm sure you'll all
remember this fondly
317
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:57,036
as you rot in your Barca loungers, cheeseburgers
clenched in your fat American fists.
318
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,123
You got that right, buddy.
319
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,753
Aw, look who has
so many friends!
320
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:08,672
Don't ever leave him alone
with us again.
321
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,716
I'm so glad you came.
322
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,485
Tonight wouldn't mean anything
without you guys.
323
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,846
Oh, Fez, we wouldn't miss it.
I mean...
324
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,724
♪ There's nothing more
that I'd like to do ♪
325
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:22,561
♪ Than take the stage
and dance with you ♪
326
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,773
♪ Keep dancin' ♪
327
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:30,069
♪ Let's keep dancin' ♪
328
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,572
♪ Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing ♪
329
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,783
♪ Yeah, yeah, whoo ♪
330
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,826
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
331
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,620
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
332
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,371
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
333
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,248
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
334
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,375
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
335
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,879
♪ Let's show the world
we can dance ♪
336
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:53,008
♪ Bad enough
to strut our stuff ♪
337
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:56,553
♪ Funky sounds, wall-to-wall ♪
338
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,723
♪ We're bumpin' booties
Havin' us a ball ♪
339
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,016
♪ Yeah ♪
340
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,811
♪ Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing ♪
341
00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,813
♪ Yeah, yeah, whoo ♪
342
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,940
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
343
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,566
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
344
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,110
♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
345
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,736
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
346
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,030
♪ Show 'em how to do it now ♪
347
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,742
♪ Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing ♪
348
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,452
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
349
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,788
♪ Show 'em how to do it now ♪
350
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,539
♪ Show 'em how to do it now ♪
351
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,001
♪ Whoo ♪
352
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,339
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
353
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,509
♪ Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing ♪
354
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,511
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
355
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,972
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
356
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:43,224
♪ Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing ♪
357
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,060
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
358
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,771
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
359
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,398
♪ Ah, shake it, shake it ♪
360
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,608
♪ Ah, shake it, shake it ♪
361
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,694
Whoo!
362
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,329
Boy, do I know how to shake it.
363
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,999
Imbecile, you're on.
364
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,836
Well, that's my cue.
365
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:14,965
This is just like A Star is Born
and I'm Barbra Streisand.
366
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,675
Love me!
367
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,520
I'm so happy to be back home
with my friends.
368
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,732
♪ Some people call me
the space cowboy ♪
369
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,402
No. Nobody calls you that.
370
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:39,656
If anyone's a "space cowboy,"
it's me.
371
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,491
What? In your dreams, Forman.
372
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,119
I'm widely acknowledged as the
"space cowboy" of this group.
373
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,830
And I also call
"midnight toker."
374
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,583
Wow!
375
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,669
This cheeseburger
is bloody brilliant.
376
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,596
♪ Love mars ♪
377
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,472
♪ Hurts ♪
378
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,016
Aah!
379
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,643
Dude, come here.
380
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:13,065
♪ I can't see me
lovin' nobody but you ♪
381
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,316
♪ For all my life ♪
382
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,610
Good, 'cause...
383
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:20,363
♪ I can't see me
lovin' nobody but... ♪
384
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,200
You had it.
385
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,910
That was your best one!
386
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,245
♪ Shake it, shake it ♪
387
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,122
Whoo!
388
00:21:28,146 --> 00:21:33,146
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