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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,647 --> 00:00:03,447 (HOCKEY CHEERING MUSIC PLAYS) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,087 --> 00:00:06,887 CHARLIE: And so, the last hope for victory 4 00:00:06,967 --> 00:00:08,047 rests on the shoulders 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:08,127 --> 00:00:10,847 of the youngest hockey player ever to turn pro... 7 00:00:12,247 --> 00:00:13,927 Charlie Boyle! 8 00:00:14,007 --> 00:00:15,327 He takes the puck from Messier, 9 00:00:15,407 --> 00:00:17,687 knifing through all-star defense, 10 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,287 greasing past Gretzky, leapin' Lindros. 11 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,967 In the dust! Just him and the goalie now, 12 00:00:23,047 --> 00:00:24,327 mano a mano. 13 00:00:24,727 --> 00:00:25,687 He shoots... 14 00:00:25,767 --> 00:00:26,887 He scores! 15 00:00:27,007 --> 00:00:28,807 The crowd goes wild in the arena. 16 00:00:28,927 --> 00:00:32,367 (HISSING) 17 00:00:32,447 --> 00:00:34,367 -Hey, Charlie. -Oh. Hey, Dad. 18 00:00:34,447 --> 00:00:35,567 Hey, come here. 19 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,287 -I want to show you somethin'. -Well, make it quick. 20 00:00:37,927 --> 00:00:39,247 That's a nice shot. 21 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:41,167 Thanks. I've been workin' on a technique 22 00:00:41,247 --> 00:00:42,927 that maximizes puck velocity 23 00:00:43,007 --> 00:00:45,447 by calculating the exact rate of forward momentum 24 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,847 -required in the... -Charlie. English? 25 00:00:48,647 --> 00:00:50,447 Oh. Um... it's all in the wrist. 26 00:00:50,527 --> 00:00:51,647 Gotcha. 27 00:00:51,727 --> 00:00:53,407 You get changed outta your school uniform, 28 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,807 hop on the Zamboni. 29 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:56,847 I need clean ice for the afternoon crowd. 30 00:00:56,927 --> 00:00:58,247 Oh. No can do. 31 00:00:58,327 --> 00:00:59,847 -I gotta be somewhere. -Charlie. 32 00:01:01,607 --> 00:01:04,687 I thought I told you not to bring these blasted things in here. 33 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:06,127 Bad for business. 34 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,287 Besides, I need you around here. 35 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:12,527 Can't Zamboni with a bad backbone...Y. (CHUCKLES) 36 00:01:14,727 --> 00:01:16,847 You won't have to. I built this for you. 37 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:18,847 This is what I wanted to show you. 38 00:01:21,327 --> 00:01:23,887 It's not radioactive, is it? I don't want to lose any hair. 39 00:01:24,407 --> 00:01:25,887 Go ahead and put it on the ice. 40 00:01:28,607 --> 00:01:31,647 It emits a positive magnetic charge along the ice, 41 00:01:32,047 --> 00:01:34,607 briefly transforming electrons to positrons, 42 00:01:34,687 --> 00:01:36,887 which temporarily ruptures the covalent bonds 43 00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:38,287 between molecules. 44 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:40,687 -Once the bonds reform, then... -Charlie. 45 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,527 Right. English. 46 00:01:43,327 --> 00:01:44,887 Um, push that button right there, 47 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:46,847 and she'll be smooth as a baby's butt. 48 00:01:47,927 --> 00:01:49,007 Oh, one more thing. 49 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,607 Cover your ears. 50 00:01:53,327 --> 00:01:55,047 (SQUEALING) 51 00:01:55,127 --> 00:01:58,527 (DEEP DESCENDING OSCILLATIONS) 52 00:02:02,407 --> 00:02:03,767 (LOUD BOOM) 53 00:02:13,047 --> 00:02:16,967 (CHUCKLING) 54 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:20,087 Oh, that is some trick. 55 00:02:21,647 --> 00:02:24,447 Dad, I gotta go. I'm late for some street hockey. 56 00:02:24,527 --> 00:02:27,487 I have a feeling they're finally gonna let me play today. 57 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:32,527 See ya. 58 00:02:33,527 --> 00:02:34,967 Yeah. See ya. 59 00:02:53,287 --> 00:02:55,207 CHARLIE: Come on, team! Let's go! 60 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,047 Go, team! 61 00:02:57,527 --> 00:02:59,087 -BOY 1: Move. -BOY 2: Go now! 62 00:03:00,087 --> 00:03:01,367 BOYS: Yeah! 63 00:03:02,647 --> 00:03:04,887 Excuse me. May I talk to you for a second? 64 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,647 What do you want, cranium crud? 65 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:09,127 Well... I would like to play. 66 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,127 You know, for someone so smart, you're pretty stupid. 67 00:03:12,207 --> 00:03:14,127 What makes you think we'd ever let you play? 68 00:03:14,207 --> 00:03:16,607 Oh... I don't know. Maybe this. 69 00:03:17,247 --> 00:03:20,127 We play in the street, genius. A puck won't work. 70 00:03:20,207 --> 00:03:21,967 This one will. Watch. 71 00:03:26,127 --> 00:03:27,487 -BOY 1: Hey! -BOY 2: Whoa! 72 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,887 BOY 3: Oh! 73 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:30,567 -BOY 4: Nice. -BOY 5: All right! 74 00:03:31,287 --> 00:03:32,407 BOY 6: Did you see that? 75 00:03:34,207 --> 00:03:35,527 -Wow. -MAN: How did he do that? 76 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:37,167 How'd you do that? 77 00:03:37,887 --> 00:03:39,527 It's made with graphite polymer, 78 00:03:39,607 --> 00:03:41,527 engineered to resist friction on concrete. 79 00:03:41,607 --> 00:03:43,127 Designed it myself. 80 00:03:43,207 --> 00:03:44,407 Not bad. 81 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:46,207 Not bad at all. 82 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:49,327 Okay, brainiac. You're in. 83 00:03:49,407 --> 00:03:51,807 Cool! Okay, let me just take off my scarf. 84 00:03:51,887 --> 00:03:52,847 Okay. 85 00:03:57,247 --> 00:03:58,367 Ready! 86 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,567 (WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM) Great. 87 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:03,007 You know, it's my ambition to someday design a puck 88 00:04:03,087 --> 00:04:04,367 that'll actually float off the ground. 89 00:04:04,447 --> 00:04:05,407 -But, of course... -Yeah. 90 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:07,727 ...that'll require the manipulation of gravitons. 91 00:04:08,327 --> 00:04:10,407 Great. Uh, why don't you play defense? 92 00:04:10,847 --> 00:04:12,047 You know, 93 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,807 Dr. Krickstein is the real authority on the subject. 94 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:17,567 He's kinda my hero. He and Sergei Federov. 95 00:04:17,647 --> 00:04:19,127 Oh, man. I just realized something. 96 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:21,727 If you're on our team, that makes the sides uneven. 97 00:04:21,807 --> 00:04:22,847 So, I'll tell you what. 98 00:04:22,927 --> 00:04:24,567 How about you go sit on the curb 99 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:27,127 -and we'll work you in? -Oh... okay. 100 00:04:27,207 --> 00:04:28,247 Okay. 101 00:04:32,407 --> 00:04:34,487 CHARLIE: Hey, guys, don't hit it so hard. 102 00:04:36,327 --> 00:04:38,607 Remember, it's graphite. Easy does it. 103 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:42,127 Well, hello there. 104 00:04:43,247 --> 00:04:45,247 Dr. Krickstein. Perhaps you've heard of him. 105 00:04:46,927 --> 00:04:48,167 Particle wave conflict? 106 00:04:52,087 --> 00:04:53,407 Sergei Federov? 107 00:05:03,287 --> 00:05:04,447 BOYS: Yeah! 108 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,047 -(KNOCK ON DOOR) -CHARLIE: Come on in. 109 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:43,807 Brought you some brain food. 110 00:05:44,207 --> 00:05:45,207 Don't need it. 111 00:05:45,807 --> 00:05:49,207 Got any cool, popular, socially well-adjusted food? 112 00:05:49,287 --> 00:05:51,047 Sorry. Ate all that. 113 00:05:52,007 --> 00:05:53,247 So, you, uh... 114 00:05:53,847 --> 00:05:55,327 You skipped dinner 115 00:05:55,407 --> 00:05:57,087 to spend your evening in the room 116 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:59,687 futzing with a hockey stick and feelin' sorry for yourself? 117 00:06:00,647 --> 00:06:02,567 Not entirely. Took a minute to feel sorry 118 00:06:02,647 --> 00:06:04,607 for the people in war-torn countries. 119 00:06:05,927 --> 00:06:07,527 Well, don't let it get you down, Charlie. 120 00:06:08,207 --> 00:06:09,927 I'm sure that things will look up 121 00:06:10,007 --> 00:06:12,647 Once you're at... Harvard... 122 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,087 Princeton... 123 00:06:17,727 --> 00:06:19,447 -MIT... -My college scholarships? 124 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,007 -Word came back? -Cal Tech... 125 00:06:21,087 --> 00:06:23,047 ♪ Charlie's going to college ♪ 126 00:06:23,127 --> 00:06:24,807 ♪ Everybody wants him ♪ 127 00:06:24,887 --> 00:06:27,207 ♪ Hey, Charlie's going to... ♪ Conga line! 128 00:06:27,327 --> 00:06:28,967 -Dad... -♪ Charlie's going to col... ♪ 129 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:30,527 I have a photographic memory. 130 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:33,687 I gotta live with these images for the rest of my life. 131 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:35,367 That's the problem with you geniuses. 132 00:06:35,447 --> 00:06:37,527 All brains and... no rhythm. 133 00:06:40,087 --> 00:06:41,327 You know, Charlie... 134 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:44,967 your mom and I are very proud of you... 135 00:06:45,887 --> 00:06:48,127 'cause nobody in this family has ever gone to college. 136 00:06:48,927 --> 00:06:51,927 And you... are goin' five years early. 137 00:06:52,647 --> 00:06:56,007 So. If there's anything I can do to help you decide... 138 00:06:56,087 --> 00:06:57,407 Already done. 139 00:06:58,327 --> 00:06:59,927 "Northern University of Wisconsin." 140 00:07:00,007 --> 00:07:02,407 I didn't know you... applied there. 141 00:07:02,847 --> 00:07:04,607 Huh. Didn't want to jinx it. 142 00:07:05,247 --> 00:07:08,247 All expenses paid. I just have to teach a few classes. 143 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,327 Charlie... 144 00:07:10,007 --> 00:07:12,407 every one of these is all expenses paid. 145 00:07:13,487 --> 00:07:15,447 All right. The truth is, 146 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:19,047 there's this guy at Northern. Dr. Krickstein? 147 00:07:19,127 --> 00:07:20,487 Krickstein? Isn't that the guy 148 00:07:20,567 --> 00:07:22,327 -you've been readin' about? -Right. 149 00:07:22,407 --> 00:07:24,447 He's this close to discovering the graviton. 150 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,007 Do you know what this means? 151 00:07:26,407 --> 00:07:29,047 (SIGHS) If we can figure out how the graviton works, 152 00:07:29,127 --> 00:07:31,247 we might be able to manipulate gravity. 153 00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:32,207 Defy it. 154 00:07:32,847 --> 00:07:36,047 Think of a world where bridges won't collapse, 155 00:07:36,127 --> 00:07:38,247 where planes won't crash. 156 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:41,447 A world where your mother's soufflé won't fall! 157 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:42,887 CHARLIE'S MOM: I heard that. 158 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,927 (CHUCKLES) 159 00:07:45,927 --> 00:07:47,527 Now, you... You're sure about this? 160 00:07:47,607 --> 00:07:49,887 I mean, I've got... I've got Harvard here. 161 00:07:49,967 --> 00:07:52,047 Positive. The lab where I'll be working, 162 00:07:52,127 --> 00:07:53,647 completely state of the art. 163 00:07:53,727 --> 00:07:56,047 Dr. Krickstein uses the ice from the hockey rink 164 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:57,807 to cool his particle accelerator. 165 00:07:58,327 --> 00:08:01,127 You see, the lab is directly under the hockey rink. 166 00:08:01,207 --> 00:08:03,407 Science and hockey! My two favorite things 167 00:08:03,487 --> 00:08:05,287 in the world are in the same building! 168 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,607 When I found that out, I knew it was for me. 169 00:08:12,727 --> 00:08:14,407 ♪ Charlie's goin' to Northern ♪ 170 00:08:14,487 --> 00:08:16,287 ♪ Charlie's goin' to Northern ♪ 171 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:18,207 BOTH: ♪ Charlie's goin' to Northern ♪ 172 00:08:18,287 --> 00:08:19,887 ♪ Charlie's goin' to Northern ♪ 173 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,447 If you're sure about this, son... 174 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,287 I'm sure, too. 175 00:08:27,487 --> 00:08:29,247 ♪ Charlie's goin' to Northern ♪ 176 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:31,447 BOTH: ♪ Charlie's goin' to Northern ♪ 177 00:08:31,527 --> 00:08:33,087 ♪ Charlie's going to Northern ♪ 178 00:08:33,207 --> 00:08:34,927 ♪ Hey, Charlie's goin' to Northern ♪ 179 00:08:35,007 --> 00:08:38,647 Dad. I used nanotechnology to give this stick here 180 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:41,407 an electromagnetic charge every time it touches a puck... 181 00:08:42,447 --> 00:08:44,447 creating superpower and speed. 182 00:08:45,527 --> 00:08:47,767 Wait till the guys get a load of this. 183 00:08:49,727 --> 00:08:51,847 (BUZZING) 184 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:56,887 -MAN: Ow! -(BANGING AND RATTLING) 185 00:09:01,647 --> 00:09:04,607 (RAH-RAH COLLEGE THEME PLAYS) 186 00:10:04,247 --> 00:10:05,887 (SHRILL WHISTLE BLOWS) 187 00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:08,727 All right, ladies, Listen up! 188 00:10:09,607 --> 00:10:12,207 We've got a good shot this year, but as we all know, 189 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:14,367 the championship goes through Rumsen. 190 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,887 Now, you, new guys 191 00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:18,407 need to be aware that good ol' Rumsen 192 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,247 ain't always so good, 193 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:23,487 Especially when they execute the Rumsen rack. 194 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,727 What's the Rumsen rack? 195 00:10:26,607 --> 00:10:28,607 Oh, nothin' much, really. 196 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,807 They just create a distraction. 197 00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:33,607 And when you ain't lookin'... 198 00:10:33,687 --> 00:10:36,087 -you get roughed! -(GROANS) 199 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,167 And they usually go after your best player. 200 00:10:41,287 --> 00:10:43,127 Who's gonna be ready and waiting. 201 00:10:45,487 --> 00:10:46,727 Now... 202 00:10:46,807 --> 00:10:49,407 we got a whole truckload... 203 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:52,567 -(ELECTRICAL HUMMING) -...more work to do this year. 204 00:10:52,647 --> 00:10:54,287 -PLAYER 1: What the... -PLAYER 2: Argh! 205 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:56,127 (ROARING AND ELECTRICAL HUMMING) 206 00:10:56,207 --> 00:10:57,967 -Not this again. -Can you believe that? 207 00:10:59,007 --> 00:11:00,367 Krickstein! 208 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,847 (ELECTRICAL HUMMING STOPS) 209 00:11:02,927 --> 00:11:04,167 Man, I thought they were gonna give 210 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,687 ol' crick-in-the-neck the boot and let us have our arena back. 211 00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:08,287 They were... 212 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,207 until they recruited some super-genius kid 213 00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:13,687 to help him solve the mysteries of the universe 214 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:15,287 or some such garbage. 215 00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:17,567 Man, we almost had the arena to ourselves! 216 00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:19,967 What's the little pipwhiffer's name, anyway? 217 00:11:20,687 --> 00:11:22,167 Charlie Boyle! 218 00:11:23,727 --> 00:11:25,407 Been lookin' all over for you. 219 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:29,887 (CHUCKLING) 220 00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:31,927 I'm Dean Wallace. Welcome. 221 00:11:32,487 --> 00:11:35,247 We're expecting great things from that brain of yours, son. 222 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:38,327 Everyone's so excited to have you here at Northern. 223 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:39,767 Well, not everyone. 224 00:11:40,607 --> 00:11:42,327 I think they hate me. 225 00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:43,807 What, that bunch of losers? 226 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,247 -(SPITS) -Who cares about them, huh? 227 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:48,607 Let me tell you somethin'. 228 00:11:48,687 --> 00:11:50,607 They lose that big game with Rumsen, 229 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:53,327 it's good-bye, Coach No-win-big-game. 230 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,367 Gkktt! 231 00:11:56,207 --> 00:11:58,207 Come on. Let's go meet Krickstein. 232 00:12:00,407 --> 00:12:01,687 Gkktt! 233 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,967 (ROARS) 234 00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:10,847 Our facilities here were built in 1954, Charlie. 235 00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:12,727 Beautiful, ain't they? 236 00:12:12,807 --> 00:12:14,327 -Yeah. -Huh? 237 00:12:14,407 --> 00:12:15,767 Best in the country, I think. 238 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,647 Here we go. Right down here. 239 00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:29,287 It's kinda chilly. 240 00:12:29,927 --> 00:12:32,767 Chilly? It's colder than Admiral Byrd's underpants. 241 00:12:33,647 --> 00:12:35,567 -(MUFFLED ALARM BLARING) -Not much to look at, either. 242 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,007 I don't like it down here. Anyway... 243 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:41,047 I got some major, major... stuff to do. 244 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,967 I am dean after all. (CHUCKLES) 245 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,567 Professor! 246 00:12:44,647 --> 00:12:46,327 -Good. -KRICKSTEIN: Hello? 247 00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:47,847 Charlie! 248 00:12:48,687 --> 00:12:51,927 Charlie Boyle! I am so excited to see you. 249 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:53,727 Welcome, my friend. Come with me. 250 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,087 Got a lot to show you, buddy. This... 251 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,447 is the particle... 252 00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,727 accelerator. 253 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,327 Huh? What do you think? 254 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:04,727 (PARTICLE ACCELERATOR WHIRRING) 255 00:13:04,807 --> 00:13:07,967 -She looks kinda old. -Well, it is kinda old. 256 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:10,007 But it's not about looks. 257 00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:11,767 It's what's under the hood that counts. 258 00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:13,847 (STEAM HISSING) 259 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,007 (CLATTERING) 260 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,167 Shh! 261 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:19,127 You wait right here. Got somethin' for you. 262 00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:25,087 Son... if you're so sure, I'm sure, too. 263 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,687 (THINKING) So much for Harvard. 264 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,207 Here you go, Charlie, got your own lab coat. Put it on. 265 00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:36,367 It's a little chilly down here, we're underneath the ice rink, 266 00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:39,047 but it does help to keep the accelerator nice and cool. 267 00:13:39,127 --> 00:13:40,567 How's that feel, huh? 268 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:42,367 Fit good? Come on. 269 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,007 Come over here. I got more to show you. 270 00:13:44,487 --> 00:13:46,207 Here's your workstation. 271 00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:49,167 Oh. Charlie, I read your paper 272 00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:51,047 on the symmetry of fractal entropy. 273 00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:52,807 It blew my mind! 274 00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:55,847 (SYSTEM CLANKING) 275 00:13:57,167 --> 00:14:00,247 Charlie, look. I know you're... you're a little disappointed 276 00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:01,807 the place is not exactly what you expected. 277 00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:03,927 It's just that the funding's not coming in like it used to. 278 00:14:04,007 --> 00:14:06,407 But I'm not worried, 'cause I know you and I, 279 00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:08,887 we're gonna find a graviton, Charlie. We can do it! 280 00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,687 Together. What do you say? 281 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,407 Yeah... 282 00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:19,447 together. 283 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,567 Things aren't really so bad here, I guess. 284 00:14:24,247 --> 00:14:26,367 At least my roommate turned out to be a nice guy. 285 00:14:26,447 --> 00:14:27,967 Yeah, you met him already? 286 00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:30,487 Actually, no. I'm going to go meet him right now. 287 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,527 I spoke to him on the phone though. 288 00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:35,127 He said that the left side was his. 289 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,967 Help me here. And, uh... 290 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,727 the sodas in the fridge were his, 291 00:14:39,807 --> 00:14:42,247 and, "Later, dude." 292 00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:44,847 (CHUCKLES) And this is nice? 293 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,407 He called me "dude." 294 00:14:46,847 --> 00:14:48,087 (CHUCKLES) 295 00:14:49,727 --> 00:14:50,647 See ya later. 296 00:14:50,727 --> 00:14:52,247 See you later, Charlie. 297 00:14:54,287 --> 00:14:55,327 (CHUCKLES) 298 00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:01,967 Hi. 299 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,647 Hello. 300 00:15:27,207 --> 00:15:29,007 The lair. Cool. 301 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:33,967 Hi, guys. 302 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,927 What are you doing here? 303 00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:40,807 Well, I kinda live here. 304 00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:43,287 Oh, oh, oh, no. 305 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:46,047 There's no way I'm sharing a room with Krickstein Jr. 306 00:15:46,607 --> 00:15:48,607 But this is my housing assignment. 307 00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:52,047 (SCOFFS) The lair just became the diaper den. 308 00:15:52,767 --> 00:15:53,847 (LAUGHING) 309 00:15:53,927 --> 00:15:55,327 (LAUGHS) 310 00:15:55,407 --> 00:15:57,687 What are you laughing at, Pintstein? 311 00:16:11,807 --> 00:16:14,167 This is going to be a long year. 312 00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:22,167 I know I have to teach classes 313 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,487 as part of my scholarship, 314 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,087 but why do I have to teach this particular class? 315 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,647 Well, duh. You're a physics genius. 316 00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:30,967 It's a physics lab. 317 00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:34,127 What do I got to do, draw you a road map, son, huh? 318 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,127 Come on. Away you go. 319 00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:00,967 Hello. 320 00:17:01,047 --> 00:17:04,487 I'm Charlie, and I'll be teaching this class. 321 00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:13,607 Hello, I'm Mike, and I'll be disrupting it. 322 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,167 (LAUGHING) 323 00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:38,007 All to myself. 324 00:17:51,207 --> 00:17:53,047 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 325 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,047 -(PEOPLE WHOOPING) -(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 326 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,447 Supposedly, the party started in the quad, 327 00:18:23,527 --> 00:18:24,807 and then it went to the arena, 328 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:26,727 and then it ended up in the common area 329 00:18:26,807 --> 00:18:28,287 where I had to listen to it all night. 330 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:30,047 Ha! That sounds like fun. 331 00:18:30,127 --> 00:18:31,487 How come you didn't just join them? 332 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:34,807 Because all the other reindeer hate my big, red shiny nose. 333 00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:36,847 Why do you think? I mean, they just don't like me. 334 00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:38,567 Come on. Don't like you? 335 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,007 You sure? 336 00:18:40,087 --> 00:18:41,527 I've had this problem before. 337 00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:43,887 I try to make friends. It never works. 338 00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:46,367 Well, why don't you try something different? 339 00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:48,167 -Like what? -(LAUGHS) 340 00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:50,847 -That's funny. -What? 341 00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:53,127 Well, you're asking for social advice 342 00:18:53,687 --> 00:18:55,487 from a guy that's been alone 343 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,927 in the lab for the last 15 years. 344 00:18:58,007 --> 00:18:59,087 Good point. 345 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,407 I'll see you after my workout. 346 00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:03,287 Okay. Hey, one thing. 347 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:06,847 What I really meant was that a good scientist 348 00:19:06,927 --> 00:19:10,167 doesn't keep repeating the same experiment over and over 349 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:12,767 expecting to get different results, right? 350 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,407 -Yeah. -You know what I mean? 351 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,607 -Yeah. -Okay. 352 00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:18,327 Have a good workout. I'll see you in the lab. 353 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,007 -All right. Bye. -Okay, buddy. 354 00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:28,327 (GIRL WHOOPS) 355 00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:01,607 Whew! 356 00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:05,007 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Whew! Yes. 357 00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:09,007 Always a classic move, Bob. 358 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,527 (BRITISH ACCENT) You know, I couldn't agree more, Dick. 359 00:20:12,607 --> 00:20:15,767 It's a dazzling performance by Miss Addison. 360 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:20,407 But if she wants the gold, Dick... 361 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,087 she's got to nail the double toe loop. 362 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,367 Perfect landing. 363 00:20:39,327 --> 00:20:40,967 Yes! Yes! Yes! 364 00:20:41,047 --> 00:20:44,047 Whew! Yes! You go, girl. Yes! 365 00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:45,567 (IMITATING CROW CHEERING) 366 00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,447 I didn't realize anyone was here. (LAUGHS) 367 00:20:55,247 --> 00:20:56,167 (SIGHS) 368 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,367 I'm Claire. 369 00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:05,007 I'm Ch-Ch-Ch... 370 00:21:11,327 --> 00:21:12,327 Ch... 371 00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:16,407 A good scientist doesn't keep repeating the same experiment 372 00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:19,087 over and over expecting to get different results. 373 00:21:19,847 --> 00:21:22,127 Ch-Chaz. 374 00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:25,607 Chaz from... Chicago. 375 00:21:27,927 --> 00:21:28,887 Chicago, huh? 376 00:21:30,927 --> 00:21:32,607 Then you're new around here. 377 00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:34,927 Yeah. 378 00:21:36,887 --> 00:21:39,447 So, where do you go to school? 379 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,567 Excuse me? 380 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,887 Where do you go to school? 381 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,007 Where do you go? 382 00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:50,727 Franklin. 383 00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:53,447 Well, there's your answer. 384 00:21:56,007 --> 00:21:57,047 Cool. 385 00:21:57,687 --> 00:22:00,287 So, I guess I'll see you around. 386 00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:02,567 Definitely. 387 00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:05,927 Cool. 388 00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:10,127 (EXHALES) 389 00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:21,367 CHARLIE: Franklin Junior High just got a new student... 390 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,927 Chaz Anthony. 391 00:22:59,927 --> 00:23:02,087 How do people see in these things? 392 00:23:07,807 --> 00:23:09,007 Amy Abrahams? 393 00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:11,527 Claire Addison? 394 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:12,487 Here. 395 00:23:14,487 --> 00:23:15,767 Chaz Anthony? 396 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:18,847 Chaz Anthony? 397 00:23:18,967 --> 00:23:20,127 (DOOR OPENS) 398 00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:27,767 Chaz Anthony? 399 00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,407 Uh, yeah, yeah, yo. 400 00:23:30,487 --> 00:23:31,407 (LAUGHTER) 401 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:37,047 I'm so glad you decided to join us. 402 00:23:37,127 --> 00:23:38,487 Please, take a seat. 403 00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:43,847 I said, take a seat, young man. 404 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:52,327 I see first impressions are your strong suit. 405 00:23:52,407 --> 00:23:54,207 Well, you can either take a seat here, 406 00:23:54,287 --> 00:23:56,967 or you can take a seat just outside the principal's office. 407 00:24:02,447 --> 00:24:03,607 Just kidding. 408 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,367 Hey, man, 409 00:24:14,447 --> 00:24:16,887 nobody ever dared to irk off old Lady Spurlot before. 410 00:24:17,807 --> 00:24:20,247 Paul O'Donnell. Friends call me Odie. 411 00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:22,047 You're hardcore, man. 412 00:24:22,967 --> 00:24:24,287 Settle in, Chaz. 413 00:24:24,407 --> 00:24:26,767 I'll be teaching this class all year. 414 00:24:32,407 --> 00:24:33,927 And I'll be disrupting it. 415 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,047 And it took many, many years 416 00:24:43,127 --> 00:24:46,287 before Galileo could prove his theory to be correct, 417 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:48,447 that, indeed, the planets 418 00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:51,367 travel around the sun in a circular orbit. 419 00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:52,727 Elliptical. 420 00:24:53,207 --> 00:24:54,207 GIRL: What? 421 00:24:54,647 --> 00:24:56,807 Well, technically, you're right, Chaz. 422 00:24:56,887 --> 00:24:58,167 Well, I'm very impressed. 423 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,647 Uh, I was, uh... 424 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,727 skating and some geek told me that the... 425 00:25:03,807 --> 00:25:05,287 ice rink was elliptical. 426 00:25:06,487 --> 00:25:08,527 Didn't think the info could come in handy 427 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:10,807 while I was sticking his tongue to the ice. 428 00:25:11,847 --> 00:25:13,927 TEACHER: All right, all right. 429 00:25:14,007 --> 00:25:15,727 As you may or may not know... 430 00:25:18,927 --> 00:25:20,567 -Hey, Chicago. -Yo. 431 00:25:21,047 --> 00:25:22,967 -This is Deion. -Hey, homes. 432 00:25:23,047 --> 00:25:24,447 Yo. 433 00:25:24,527 --> 00:25:26,887 Odie says you're down. Mind if I join you? 434 00:25:27,007 --> 00:25:29,327 Sure. I mean, yo. 435 00:25:29,407 --> 00:25:30,727 (WATCH BEEPS) 436 00:25:30,807 --> 00:25:33,567 Oh, man I got to go finish my experiment. 437 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:35,287 Experiment? 438 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:40,807 Uh, yeah, experiment to see how long I can stay in school 439 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,967 without ever actually going to school. 440 00:25:44,327 --> 00:25:45,527 Later. 441 00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:48,527 First day and he's ditching at lunch. 442 00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:50,327 He's the bomb. 443 00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:13,247 Hey, how's it going? 444 00:26:13,327 --> 00:26:14,367 Hey. 445 00:26:15,087 --> 00:26:17,847 I finished the calculations for today's experiments. 446 00:26:17,927 --> 00:26:19,247 Oh, yeah? 447 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,047 Yeah, the data's right there on your desk 448 00:26:21,127 --> 00:26:24,367 underneath your eighth grade geometry book, Chaz. 449 00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:28,327 So how'd you find out? 450 00:26:31,527 --> 00:26:32,847 My computer told me. 451 00:26:33,487 --> 00:26:35,607 So who's Chaz? 452 00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:38,767 (SCOFFS) A guy who has a life. 453 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,127 I've gone through life so far as Charlie Boyle 454 00:26:41,247 --> 00:26:42,847 and it isn't any sleigh ride. 455 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,767 Today, Chaz met a whole group of guys 456 00:26:45,847 --> 00:26:48,967 who thought he, I was cool. Me. 457 00:26:50,007 --> 00:26:53,007 That has never, ever happened to me before. Ever. 458 00:26:56,567 --> 00:26:57,807 And I'm going back. 459 00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,447 Okay. 460 00:27:01,927 --> 00:27:03,207 Okay? 461 00:27:03,287 --> 00:27:05,407 Charlie, I'm not your dad. 462 00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:07,967 You're in college now. I don't care what you do 463 00:27:08,047 --> 00:27:09,967 as long as you get your work done. 464 00:27:10,847 --> 00:27:11,807 Good. 465 00:27:11,887 --> 00:27:14,047 But I need a partner who's going to be dedicated. 466 00:27:14,527 --> 00:27:16,447 Right. When I'm here, it's all about work. 467 00:27:16,527 --> 00:27:18,727 -Good. -Science. Nothing else. 468 00:27:19,567 --> 00:27:20,807 Glad to hear it. 469 00:27:21,567 --> 00:27:23,287 So they really thought you were cool? 470 00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:25,367 One kid even gave me his lunch money 471 00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:28,767 'cause he thought I was going to beat him up. (LAUGHS) 472 00:27:29,727 --> 00:27:31,367 Love to love you, Claire, 473 00:27:31,447 --> 00:27:32,607 and I mean that. 474 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:34,727 Love to love you, Claire, 475 00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:36,127 and I mean that. 476 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,927 Yo, yo, Claire, wassup? 477 00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:56,127 (IMPERSONATING ELVIS) I like you, Claire. 478 00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:58,367 Always have. Always will. 479 00:27:59,447 --> 00:28:01,807 (GIRL LAUGHING) 480 00:28:07,327 --> 00:28:09,767 Oh, look, I got this one from a street fight. 481 00:28:09,847 --> 00:28:10,967 Look at that. 482 00:28:11,087 --> 00:28:13,527 Oh, and, uh, this one when I flipped my Harley. 483 00:28:13,607 --> 00:28:15,047 (LAUGHING) 484 00:28:16,287 --> 00:28:17,727 I got appendix scars. 485 00:28:19,047 --> 00:28:20,047 Bear, bear... 486 00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:24,167 Listen, it's not the scar, all right? It's the story. 487 00:28:24,247 --> 00:28:26,487 Girls like bad boys, Okay? 488 00:28:28,647 --> 00:28:30,567 MIKE: Okay, girls, if you think that was something... 489 00:28:31,047 --> 00:28:32,567 Bad boys, huh? 490 00:28:36,687 --> 00:28:38,207 Sorry about that, Principal Kirch, 491 00:28:38,327 --> 00:28:40,447 but I'm sure that toe will heal. 492 00:28:40,527 --> 00:28:41,767 (CLASS LAUGHS) 493 00:28:42,927 --> 00:28:46,167 (SIGHS) Six detentions in three days. 494 00:28:46,607 --> 00:28:47,967 Personal record. 495 00:28:48,087 --> 00:28:50,207 And you made it to my class with five whole minutes left. 496 00:28:50,287 --> 00:28:51,767 Another personal record. 497 00:28:51,847 --> 00:28:54,447 Well, the skeleton lecture sounded awful interesting, 498 00:28:54,527 --> 00:28:57,207 so I thought I'd vary my routine a little. 499 00:28:57,287 --> 00:28:58,567 (CLASS LAUGHS) 500 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,127 Park it, Mr. Anthony, 501 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,967 and lose the blades. 502 00:29:03,047 --> 00:29:04,487 Catch you later, Claire. 503 00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:07,087 TEACHER: All right, everyone, settle down. 504 00:29:07,167 --> 00:29:09,127 -You're spinning your wheels. -(TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 505 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,047 Claire Addison is in the Honor Society. 506 00:29:11,607 --> 00:29:13,207 And Chaz Anthony's not. 507 00:29:15,727 --> 00:29:18,967 Honor Society girls never like Honor Society guys. 508 00:29:19,607 --> 00:29:20,927 Trust me on this one. 509 00:29:21,647 --> 00:29:23,767 Sounds like a risky game plan to me. 510 00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:27,367 Look, I've analyzed the situation 511 00:29:27,447 --> 00:29:29,007 and now, I'm enacting a strategy 512 00:29:29,127 --> 00:29:30,687 just like any good sci... 513 00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:36,887 psy... cho for the hottest chick madman would do. 514 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:38,967 Cool. 515 00:29:41,207 --> 00:29:44,167 A little something to brighten up today's boring lecture. 516 00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:46,487 So, we've learned that the skeletal frame 517 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,767 is the structure upon which our bodies are built. 518 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:51,727 Of course, alone, it's not much good. 519 00:29:51,807 --> 00:29:54,887 It requires a complex series of muscles, tendons and nerves 520 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,287 to actually move. 521 00:30:08,887 --> 00:30:10,167 And remember, 522 00:30:10,247 --> 00:30:12,487 just because your skull is made of bone, 523 00:30:12,567 --> 00:30:14,847 that doesn't mean you have to be a bonehead. 524 00:30:20,727 --> 00:30:22,647 Thank you. Thank you. 525 00:30:22,727 --> 00:30:24,327 I'll be here all week. 526 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:28,487 Cool! 527 00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:33,167 All right, now, let's start with the legs and the feet. 528 00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:36,487 Now, how many bones do you think are in your feet? 529 00:30:50,007 --> 00:30:51,247 Big finish. 530 00:31:07,087 --> 00:31:10,567 -Not a fan? -No, I am a big fan. 531 00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:13,647 I just wish you'd use your powers for good, not evil. 532 00:31:13,727 --> 00:31:15,927 When exactly did you go over to the dark side? 533 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:18,087 What are you talking about? 534 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,047 It took a lot of thought to rig that up. 535 00:31:20,127 --> 00:31:21,527 A lot of scientific thought. 536 00:31:23,367 --> 00:31:25,687 Maybe you're a genius and you don't even know it. 537 00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:27,167 There are geniuses your age, you know. 538 00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:29,647 I was talking to a colleague over at Northern. 539 00:31:29,727 --> 00:31:31,247 He was telling me about a young man... 540 00:31:31,327 --> 00:31:33,687 Oh, some geek in Science Club helped me rig it up. 541 00:31:35,247 --> 00:31:37,327 (BELL RINGS) 542 00:31:41,687 --> 00:31:43,167 Who was it that helped you? 543 00:31:44,927 --> 00:31:47,327 Like I said, some loser in Science Club. 544 00:31:48,447 --> 00:31:49,487 It's pretty impressive. 545 00:31:50,247 --> 00:31:52,727 And I'll wager you his future doesn't include the words: 546 00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:54,767 "Do you want fries with that, sir?" 547 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:57,207 (CHUCKLES) 548 00:32:03,247 --> 00:32:05,687 All right. Now, who wants to come up here 549 00:32:05,767 --> 00:32:09,087 and finish charting these points on the polar graph for me? 550 00:32:11,087 --> 00:32:12,487 (LAUGHING) 551 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:16,327 (SIGHS) Okay, Mike, let's see it. 552 00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,487 (LAUGHING) 553 00:32:28,887 --> 00:32:31,367 (CLASS LAUGHS) 554 00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,487 Ooh, bitter irony. 555 00:32:50,127 --> 00:32:52,287 Savagely lampooned on my own chalkboard 556 00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:54,247 with a crude caricature 557 00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:57,607 essayed by that japesome wag Mike MacGregor. 558 00:32:57,687 --> 00:32:58,687 You know... 559 00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:01,567 I used to think that you were cool. Jerk. 560 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:03,767 ALL: Ooh! 561 00:33:06,967 --> 00:33:10,687 Ooh, look at me, I'm japesome. 562 00:33:10,807 --> 00:33:12,407 (CLASS LAUGHING) 563 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:16,447 -CHARLIE: Hello. -Hey, Charlie, progress report. 564 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:17,607 Oh, hey, Dad. 565 00:33:17,727 --> 00:33:20,087 Well, the graviton continues to elude my grasp, 566 00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:22,167 I can't get to square one with this girl I like, 567 00:33:22,247 --> 00:33:24,687 and my students have become openly hostile. 568 00:33:24,767 --> 00:33:26,287 Not to mention the dorm food. 569 00:33:26,407 --> 00:33:27,807 That bad, huh? 570 00:33:27,887 --> 00:33:30,567 Well, the only fatherly advice I can give you 571 00:33:30,647 --> 00:33:33,567 about the science stuff is just keep plugging away. 572 00:33:33,927 --> 00:33:35,767 Now, as far as girls are concerned, 573 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,127 I know less about that than science. 574 00:33:37,247 --> 00:33:38,487 But I'll tell you this: 575 00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:40,807 if those rotten students were bugging me, 576 00:33:40,887 --> 00:33:43,487 I'd flunk the little weenies, or make them get a tutor. 577 00:33:44,807 --> 00:33:47,647 A tutor! Dad, you're a genius! 578 00:33:48,687 --> 00:33:49,847 (DIAL TONE) 579 00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:51,367 Genius? 580 00:33:53,207 --> 00:33:54,807 I guess it does run in the family. 581 00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:05,047 You're never going to guess 582 00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:07,047 what I've got right here. 583 00:34:08,927 --> 00:34:12,447 Okay, I'm guessing Steven Hawking's autograph. 584 00:34:12,527 --> 00:34:13,847 Not even close. 585 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,407 Okay. Oh... 586 00:34:18,247 --> 00:34:19,847 evidence for graviton? 587 00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,447 -My first F. -Your first F. 588 00:34:23,767 --> 00:34:24,847 Your first F? 589 00:34:25,407 --> 00:34:27,367 I got to hang this up somewhere. 590 00:34:27,447 --> 00:34:28,967 Do we have a refrigerator in here? 591 00:34:29,047 --> 00:34:31,367 What am I saying? This whole place's a refrigerator. 592 00:34:32,247 --> 00:34:34,887 Charlie, I know I'm a little out of the loop on this thing, 593 00:34:34,967 --> 00:34:37,967 but why are you so happy about getting your first F? 594 00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:41,807 I gotta go. 595 00:34:45,727 --> 00:34:47,127 Yo, dude, there she is. 596 00:34:57,487 --> 00:34:58,727 -Hey. -Hey. 597 00:34:59,687 --> 00:35:01,647 So, uh, I guess they're gonna kick me out of school 598 00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:03,367 if I don't get better grades. 599 00:35:03,447 --> 00:35:06,287 (SCOFFS) And I would care because... 600 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,767 Because I need a tutor and, uh... 601 00:35:09,247 --> 00:35:11,007 You're pretty okay. 602 00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:13,567 Can't you find anyone else? 603 00:35:13,647 --> 00:35:15,247 No. I mean, 604 00:35:15,327 --> 00:35:17,807 well, you were the first one on my list. 605 00:35:17,887 --> 00:35:19,527 Maybe we could work something out. 606 00:35:20,007 --> 00:35:21,807 I could tutor you in a few things. 607 00:35:30,567 --> 00:35:31,807 I'm not interested. 608 00:35:31,887 --> 00:35:33,687 Then I guess I should start practicing. 609 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,007 You want fries with that, sir? 610 00:35:35,087 --> 00:35:36,727 You want fries with that, sir? 611 00:35:37,327 --> 00:35:38,887 My schedule's very busy. 612 00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:42,687 I only have time after school and, uh, before practice. 613 00:35:43,647 --> 00:35:47,407 Oh, great. Just what I want to do after school: more school. 614 00:35:47,487 --> 00:35:48,967 -Take it or leave it. -Take it. 615 00:35:49,487 --> 00:35:50,807 -Fine. -Fine. 616 00:36:03,607 --> 00:36:05,087 ("I WOULD DO ANYTHING" PLAYING) 617 00:37:11,727 --> 00:37:12,967 -Come in. -(DOOR CLOSES) 618 00:37:13,407 --> 00:37:15,767 Hey, nice... crib. 619 00:37:16,327 --> 00:37:17,287 Thanks. 620 00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:19,447 I got you something. 621 00:37:20,247 --> 00:37:21,207 Me? 622 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:25,047 The new Backstreet Boys. 623 00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:27,887 Yeah, you know, just to say thanks and all. 624 00:37:28,487 --> 00:37:30,167 That's good, isn't that? I mean, 625 00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:32,687 that's what we're supposed to be listening to, right? 626 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:34,727 I mean, do you like it? 627 00:37:34,807 --> 00:37:35,727 Yes! 628 00:37:36,767 --> 00:37:37,727 Thank you. 629 00:37:39,447 --> 00:37:41,567 Hey, so, what's with the museum? 630 00:37:41,647 --> 00:37:43,527 Oh, it's my dad's. 631 00:37:43,607 --> 00:37:45,647 He's the hockey coach over at Northern. 632 00:37:47,607 --> 00:37:48,767 Do you want to meet him? 633 00:37:48,847 --> 00:37:50,287 -Hey, Daddy! -No, I mean... 634 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:52,367 -What is it, honey? -I want you to meet... 635 00:37:52,447 --> 00:37:53,487 Jason... 636 00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,287 -Of Friday The 13th. -Chaz? 637 00:37:55,767 --> 00:37:57,607 "Part 12. The Coach's Nightmare." 638 00:37:57,687 --> 00:37:59,087 -CLAIRE: Chaz? -I'm just going to get 639 00:37:59,167 --> 00:38:00,367 -my things here. -Chaz? 640 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:01,847 Nice meeting all of you. 641 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:04,487 (DOOR OPENS) 642 00:38:05,287 --> 00:38:06,487 (DOOR CLOSES) 643 00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:07,567 Okay. 644 00:38:10,327 --> 00:38:12,567 I don't know, Charlie. 645 00:38:13,007 --> 00:38:14,487 I can't say I approve. 646 00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:16,527 Although... 647 00:38:16,607 --> 00:38:19,367 I would've loved to have seen coach Addison's face. 648 00:38:19,447 --> 00:38:20,807 I'm glad he didn't see mine. 649 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,727 I had to smooth things over with Claire, too. 650 00:38:24,327 --> 00:38:27,487 That was 20 miles of rough road on the apology turnpike. 651 00:38:29,447 --> 00:38:30,847 -Hey, Doc? -Hmm? 652 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:33,887 -You ever have a girlfriend? -Yeah, sure. 653 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:36,727 You know, when I was your age, for my science fair project, 654 00:38:36,807 --> 00:38:38,687 I built a robot called Cheryl, 655 00:38:38,767 --> 00:38:40,567 and we became very close. 656 00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:43,207 I hope you're kidding. 657 00:38:43,847 --> 00:38:45,007 Maybe. 658 00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:46,967 Look at this. 659 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:48,807 Nothing again. 660 00:38:49,487 --> 00:38:50,647 I don't get it, Charlie. 661 00:38:50,727 --> 00:38:52,967 We have tried every permutation in the book, 662 00:38:53,047 --> 00:38:54,607 and still, there's no sign of a graviton. 663 00:38:55,087 --> 00:38:57,127 Well, maybe if we take our minds off it, 664 00:38:57,207 --> 00:38:59,887 it'll just come to us. You know, if we sit back, relax, 665 00:38:59,967 --> 00:39:01,567 and, uh, have a little fun. 666 00:39:02,087 --> 00:39:03,727 Archimedes. 667 00:39:03,807 --> 00:39:05,407 The Eureka Syndrome, yeah. 668 00:39:05,487 --> 00:39:07,407 You know, Edison really believed in that. 669 00:39:07,487 --> 00:39:09,287 Whenever he had a problem that he couldn't solve, 670 00:39:09,367 --> 00:39:10,887 he would just do another activity, 671 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:13,167 and then boom, the answer would come to him. 672 00:39:13,247 --> 00:39:14,487 Eureka! 673 00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:16,167 That's what I'm talkin' about. 674 00:39:16,767 --> 00:39:18,687 Come on, dance with me. 675 00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:21,127 Oh, no, I don't think so. 676 00:39:21,847 --> 00:39:24,487 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 677 00:39:27,487 --> 00:39:29,087 Come on. What do you got to lose? 678 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:31,007 Uh, you don't want to know. 679 00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:35,047 (ALARM BUZZES) 680 00:39:36,887 --> 00:39:37,887 The alarm! 681 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:42,087 Doesn't that mean we've isolated the graviton? 682 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:44,167 Impossible! It's the same experiment we just ran. 683 00:39:44,247 --> 00:39:46,127 -Nothing's any different. -Except for the music. 684 00:39:46,247 --> 00:39:49,207 We've been looking at a graviton only as a particle up until now. 685 00:39:49,327 --> 00:39:51,407 We can just as easily think of it as a wave. 686 00:39:51,487 --> 00:39:52,567 You said so in your book. 687 00:39:52,647 --> 00:39:55,047 Particle wave conflict. How could I miss this? 688 00:39:55,127 --> 00:39:56,887 Okay, okay, what does this mean? Um... 689 00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:59,287 the music. Sound waves from the music 690 00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:00,967 set up a phased harmonic, 691 00:40:01,047 --> 00:40:02,567 which affected the nuclear matrix, 692 00:40:02,647 --> 00:40:04,207 and released the graviton! 693 00:40:04,287 --> 00:40:05,727 In other words, groovy little house beat 694 00:40:05,847 --> 00:40:07,567 just unlocked the mysteries of the universe! 695 00:40:07,647 --> 00:40:10,727 We did it, Charlie! This is big! We found the graviton! 696 00:40:10,807 --> 00:40:12,767 We found the graviton! 697 00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:14,807 Oh, man! 698 00:40:15,127 --> 00:40:16,487 This is very big. 699 00:40:16,567 --> 00:40:19,007 Now you got it, Doc, just like that particle. 700 00:40:19,087 --> 00:40:20,927 Okay, you know what this means? 701 00:40:21,007 --> 00:40:24,087 We can do it, Charlie! We can change the world! 702 00:40:24,847 --> 00:40:26,167 -Oh! -Can we do it later, though? 703 00:40:26,247 --> 00:40:27,927 I'm kinda late for science class. 704 00:40:28,007 --> 00:40:30,247 Yeah, sure. Go on. I'm fine. 705 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,367 BOY: Told you I studied. 706 00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:46,487 A "C". Maybe I am a genius after all. 707 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:48,927 Maybe you just had a good tutor. 708 00:40:49,607 --> 00:40:51,567 Well, Chaz, you may not be a genius, 709 00:40:51,687 --> 00:40:53,407 but you are going to meet one. 710 00:40:53,487 --> 00:40:55,607 After the skeleton incident, I got to thinking 711 00:40:55,727 --> 00:40:57,847 it might be good for you to meet a kid your age 712 00:40:57,927 --> 00:40:59,447 who's not ashamed of being smart. 713 00:40:59,527 --> 00:41:01,607 Good. He can probably use some one-on-one 714 00:41:01,687 --> 00:41:03,767 with a kid who's not ashamed to kick his butt. 715 00:41:03,847 --> 00:41:05,087 (CLASS LAUGHS) 716 00:41:07,207 --> 00:41:09,527 Yes, well, not just you, the entire class. 717 00:41:09,607 --> 00:41:11,567 I've arranged a field trip today to Northern. 718 00:41:11,647 --> 00:41:13,407 I spoke to Dean Wallace about an hour ago, 719 00:41:13,487 --> 00:41:15,327 and he's invited us over to meet the young man. 720 00:41:15,407 --> 00:41:17,247 -(BELL RINGS) -So, let's go, everyone. 721 00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:19,407 Uh, I'm going to meet you there. 722 00:41:19,487 --> 00:41:20,887 Track trials next week. 723 00:41:20,967 --> 00:41:23,047 Uh, out of shape. Gotta practice. 724 00:41:35,247 --> 00:41:37,807 -Doc! Doc! -Charlie, Charlie, come here. 725 00:41:37,887 --> 00:41:39,527 I got to show you something really cool. 726 00:41:39,647 --> 00:41:41,327 -Doc, listen to me! -Careful. 727 00:41:41,407 --> 00:41:42,767 You get that stuff on you, 728 00:41:42,847 --> 00:41:44,687 it's going to turn your skin six shades of purple. 729 00:41:44,767 --> 00:41:47,807 My eighth grade science class is coming here right now 730 00:41:47,887 --> 00:41:49,287 to see Charlie Boyle. 731 00:41:50,047 --> 00:41:51,767 Oh. 732 00:41:51,847 --> 00:41:53,087 Oh, what? 733 00:41:53,207 --> 00:41:56,367 Well, that explains why the dean was after you all morning. 734 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,447 Oh, that's great. What am I going to do? 735 00:41:58,527 --> 00:42:01,367 Well, you can't be in two places at once. 736 00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:03,927 It violates all the laws of physics. 737 00:42:04,967 --> 00:42:06,247 So... 738 00:42:06,807 --> 00:42:07,807 Wait. 739 00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:09,327 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 740 00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:10,807 Six shades of purple? 741 00:42:14,207 --> 00:42:16,887 Thank you very much. Thank you and welcome. 742 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,767 We are very pleased to count among our ranks today 743 00:42:19,847 --> 00:42:21,607 the youngest particle physicist 744 00:42:21,687 --> 00:42:24,247 to ever grace the pages of Scientific American, 745 00:42:24,327 --> 00:42:25,887 Mr. Charlie Boyle. 746 00:42:25,967 --> 00:42:28,127 But before I bring Mr. Boyle out, 747 00:42:28,207 --> 00:42:30,047 I have some startling news. 748 00:42:30,407 --> 00:42:34,407 A terrible lab accident has left young Mr. Boyle 749 00:42:34,487 --> 00:42:36,287 temporarily disfigured. 750 00:42:36,367 --> 00:42:38,927 But plucky scientist that he is, 751 00:42:39,007 --> 00:42:41,527 he has agreed to come out and talk to you anyway, 752 00:42:41,607 --> 00:42:42,967 if only for a short time. 753 00:42:43,047 --> 00:42:44,807 So please make him feel at home here. 754 00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:47,647 A nice round of applause. Mr. Charlie Boyle. Charlie? 755 00:42:51,327 --> 00:42:53,447 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 756 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,167 (PUBLIC WHISPERING) 757 00:42:57,247 --> 00:42:59,207 CHARLIE: (IN GRAVELY VOICE) Thank you, fellow teens. 758 00:42:59,287 --> 00:43:02,567 Please do not let my gruesome appearance frighten you. 759 00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:06,727 I assure you that my awful pain will eventually subside. 760 00:43:07,327 --> 00:43:10,047 Since I am in obvious discomfort, 761 00:43:10,127 --> 00:43:11,607 I will now take my leave 762 00:43:12,127 --> 00:43:14,007 and let Professor Krickstein 763 00:43:14,487 --> 00:43:17,127 talk to you about electrons and stuff. 764 00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:24,207 Well, uh... 765 00:43:24,687 --> 00:43:28,087 -Electrons. Okay, uh... -Psst! 766 00:43:30,247 --> 00:43:32,767 Just excuse me for one second, I think I have a call. 767 00:43:32,887 --> 00:43:35,687 I'll be right back. Just talk amongst yourselves. 768 00:43:35,767 --> 00:43:38,047 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 769 00:43:38,127 --> 00:43:39,247 What? 770 00:43:39,327 --> 00:43:41,127 How do I get the purple junk off my face? 771 00:43:41,207 --> 00:43:42,567 It's starting to burn. 772 00:43:42,687 --> 00:43:43,927 Just use soap and water. 773 00:43:44,007 --> 00:43:47,007 Right! I'll hit the bathroom, and you go out there and... 774 00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,567 keep up the good work. 775 00:43:49,647 --> 00:43:51,127 W-w-w-what am I supposed to say? 776 00:43:51,207 --> 00:43:52,687 I don't know. Make it up. 777 00:43:56,887 --> 00:43:57,807 Off. 778 00:44:04,967 --> 00:44:07,927 Many times, I think that an atom is... 779 00:44:08,487 --> 00:44:10,367 is pretty much like the universe... 780 00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:12,287 I gotta go pay the water bill. Excuse me. 781 00:44:12,367 --> 00:44:16,047 KRICKSTEIN: The nucleus and the orbiting electrons... 782 00:44:20,887 --> 00:44:21,767 Chaz? 783 00:44:23,807 --> 00:44:25,287 This is a very valuable clue 784 00:44:26,127 --> 00:44:28,647 as thymine is changed to uracil. 785 00:44:29,847 --> 00:44:33,087 Uh, here at the university, we have, uh, T-1 lines, but... 786 00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:36,607 Chaz Anthony? I'm shocked you even showed. But glad. 787 00:44:36,687 --> 00:44:38,967 You're the main one I wanted to meet Charlie Boyle. 788 00:44:39,047 --> 00:44:41,407 Actually, my tie was a gift 789 00:44:41,487 --> 00:44:43,607 from the head of the anthropology... 790 00:44:43,687 --> 00:44:45,607 Excuse me, uh, Dr. Krickstein, uh, 791 00:44:45,687 --> 00:44:48,647 perhaps if Charlie isn't well, I should phone Dean Wallace 792 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:50,247 and schedule another field trip. 793 00:44:50,807 --> 00:44:53,967 No, no, there's really no need to involve Dean Wallace in this. 794 00:44:54,047 --> 00:44:57,007 I'm sure I can convince Charlie to come back. 795 00:44:57,087 --> 00:44:58,847 -It's just that right now... -What are you doing to me? 796 00:44:58,927 --> 00:45:02,327 ...you see, he's getting his, uh, nourishment 797 00:45:02,407 --> 00:45:03,727 and he has to do that before... 798 00:45:10,047 --> 00:45:14,007 A premasticated gruel has to be force fed 799 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:17,007 into what now passes for his esophagus. 800 00:45:17,087 --> 00:45:18,647 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 801 00:45:18,727 --> 00:45:21,687 It appears that, uh, Charlie is in need of assistance, 802 00:45:21,767 --> 00:45:23,207 so I'll be right back. 803 00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:25,767 -What? -What are you doing? 804 00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:28,407 -Well, it-it's too much? -Yes! 805 00:45:28,487 --> 00:45:30,247 Why'd you tell them I'd go back out there? 806 00:45:30,327 --> 00:45:32,447 'Cause that teacher was gonna tell the dean to reschedule. 807 00:45:32,527 --> 00:45:34,727 We don't want to do this again. Let's just get it over with. 808 00:45:34,807 --> 00:45:37,327 Okay. Okay. Give me a push. 809 00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,207 (SCREAMING) 810 00:45:43,287 --> 00:45:44,647 -(GROANS) -(CLATTERING) 811 00:45:44,767 --> 00:45:46,447 (LAUGHTER) 812 00:45:48,127 --> 00:45:49,647 Oh, my gosh. 813 00:45:49,727 --> 00:45:51,807 You guys, somebody should help him. 814 00:45:54,487 --> 00:45:55,927 -Here, let me... -No, no, no! 815 00:45:56,007 --> 00:45:58,047 (IN GRAVELY VOICE) I'm fine, I'm fine. 816 00:45:58,127 --> 00:46:00,087 -I can do it myself. Really. -He's fine, he's fine. 817 00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:02,087 Okay, that's it for today. Uh, in light 818 00:46:02,167 --> 00:46:04,247 of today's circumstances, that's it for Mr. Boyle. 819 00:46:04,327 --> 00:46:05,767 You kids do your homework. Bye. 820 00:46:21,167 --> 00:46:22,087 Hey. 821 00:46:23,127 --> 00:46:24,047 Hey. 822 00:46:25,887 --> 00:46:27,687 I decided to move my stuff back in. 823 00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:30,327 I need some help. 824 00:46:31,447 --> 00:46:33,007 You? Need help? 825 00:46:34,807 --> 00:46:35,847 With what? 826 00:46:37,527 --> 00:46:41,047 Well, you name it. Physics, chemistry, poli-sci. 827 00:46:42,047 --> 00:46:43,887 What difference does it make? You have everything. 828 00:46:45,527 --> 00:46:46,927 I could say the same about you. 829 00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:48,727 Me? Ha! 830 00:46:49,327 --> 00:46:51,367 Look at you, Mike, you've got looks, 831 00:46:51,887 --> 00:46:55,927 charm, confidence, women, poise... 832 00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:58,287 women. 833 00:46:59,007 --> 00:47:01,087 And looking forward to getting kicked off the hockey team, 834 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:02,407 losing my scholarship 835 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,087 and getting a job as a forklift operator 836 00:47:04,167 --> 00:47:05,367 in a cheese factory. 837 00:47:06,847 --> 00:47:09,087 -Not a bad trade-off. -(MIKE LAUGHS) 838 00:47:09,687 --> 00:47:10,527 Yeah, right. 839 00:47:11,207 --> 00:47:13,127 Look, I want more than that out of life, Charlie. 840 00:47:13,207 --> 00:47:15,327 I... I want something that you've got... 841 00:47:15,407 --> 00:47:16,407 and I don't. 842 00:47:17,007 --> 00:47:18,087 What's that? 843 00:47:18,767 --> 00:47:19,847 A future. 844 00:47:21,447 --> 00:47:22,687 So, you want me to tutor you? 845 00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:26,087 Yeah. And if there's anything I can do in return... 846 00:47:28,487 --> 00:47:29,807 Well, there is something... 847 00:47:30,687 --> 00:47:32,487 Okay, more of a someone really. 848 00:47:33,447 --> 00:47:34,607 What's her name? 849 00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:38,287 Claire. I just don't know how to make my move. 850 00:47:38,367 --> 00:47:40,887 I mean, I've done a great deal of exploratory research, and... 851 00:47:41,007 --> 00:47:43,447 All right, look. S-Shut up. Listen to me. 852 00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:46,247 Take all the information that you gathered, 853 00:47:46,927 --> 00:47:48,727 -everything you've learned... -Yeah? 854 00:47:50,087 --> 00:47:51,287 ...and forget it. 855 00:47:51,967 --> 00:47:52,847 What?! 856 00:47:53,447 --> 00:47:55,367 Research is no good when it comes to girls. 857 00:47:55,887 --> 00:47:57,567 You think too much and you're dead. 858 00:47:58,327 --> 00:47:59,927 You just got to relax and... 859 00:48:00,487 --> 00:48:01,847 do what comes natural. 860 00:48:08,647 --> 00:48:10,927 -Do... what... -Don't... 861 00:48:11,567 --> 00:48:13,407 think, just do. 862 00:48:14,567 --> 00:48:16,327 Don't think, just do. 863 00:48:16,927 --> 00:48:17,927 Right. 864 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:21,687 Let's hit the books. 865 00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,127 Yeah! 866 00:48:45,407 --> 00:48:46,407 Yeah! 867 00:48:46,807 --> 00:48:48,687 You're right. Good play. 868 00:48:48,767 --> 00:48:50,087 Goin' for the hat trick. 869 00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:51,567 I'm prayin' for that, too. 870 00:48:56,647 --> 00:48:58,167 BOY: Go low on the pass. 871 00:49:06,367 --> 00:49:08,207 Hey, Chaz, where you going? 872 00:49:08,287 --> 00:49:09,887 I'm winded. 873 00:49:11,087 --> 00:49:12,847 -Spellman. -Yeah! 874 00:49:35,927 --> 00:49:37,967 So do you wanna catch a ride with me and dad 875 00:49:38,087 --> 00:49:39,607 to the Northern game tomorrow? 876 00:49:40,327 --> 00:49:42,047 Uh... you and your dad? 877 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:45,847 Um, no, I can't. In fact, I can't go at all. 878 00:49:45,967 --> 00:49:47,447 -Why not? -This is the year 879 00:49:47,527 --> 00:49:49,127 we're finally gonna kick some Rumsen tail. 880 00:49:49,207 --> 00:49:51,207 -Yeah. -I'm sorry, I... 881 00:49:51,287 --> 00:49:52,647 have to watch my sister. 882 00:49:54,207 --> 00:49:56,087 I thought you said you were an only child. 883 00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:57,007 I am. 884 00:49:58,487 --> 00:50:01,367 Sister Mary Catherine. She's a nun... 885 00:50:01,927 --> 00:50:02,887 and an invalid. 886 00:50:05,447 --> 00:50:07,247 -See you Monday, then. -Later. 887 00:50:09,487 --> 00:50:11,207 Later... dude. 888 00:50:12,607 --> 00:50:13,607 Yo. 889 00:50:19,367 --> 00:50:20,487 Isn't it beautiful? 890 00:50:21,367 --> 00:50:22,487 I love the snow. 891 00:50:23,327 --> 00:50:24,527 Yeah, it's all right. 892 00:50:25,607 --> 00:50:26,967 "All right"? 893 00:50:27,047 --> 00:50:29,407 Well, at least here it stays white. 894 00:50:30,087 --> 00:50:32,127 Back in Chicago, it always ends up dirty. 895 00:50:33,207 --> 00:50:35,047 Like the mean streets, you know? 896 00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:38,687 You're not so tough. 897 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:42,127 (IMITATES ROBERT DE NIRO) Ya talkin' to me? 898 00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:44,847 -(SNICKERS) -Are you talking to me? 899 00:50:44,927 --> 00:50:46,167 -(LAUGHS) -Yeah? 900 00:50:48,607 --> 00:50:50,247 I know what you did for that little boy. 901 00:50:51,287 --> 00:50:52,647 You weren't tired. 902 00:50:52,727 --> 00:50:54,367 I just needed a break, that's all. 903 00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:57,847 (EXHALES) 904 00:50:58,447 --> 00:50:59,487 This is it. 905 00:51:00,007 --> 00:51:02,287 Okay, give it a sec. 906 00:51:02,927 --> 00:51:04,007 Let her wonder. 907 00:51:04,487 --> 00:51:05,727 Great mystery. 908 00:51:07,047 --> 00:51:08,647 Three more seconds. 909 00:51:09,087 --> 00:51:10,127 Turn and... 910 00:51:10,607 --> 00:51:11,767 Uhh... 911 00:51:15,047 --> 00:51:16,607 Don't think, just do. 912 00:51:21,047 --> 00:51:22,287 So, uh... 913 00:51:22,367 --> 00:51:24,687 where'd you learn how to skate like that? Your dad? 914 00:51:25,287 --> 00:51:28,767 No, I learned how to skate like this from my dad. 915 00:51:29,807 --> 00:51:30,927 (GRUNTS) 916 00:51:31,527 --> 00:51:33,607 This I learned from my mom. 917 00:51:38,927 --> 00:51:41,767 She was a figure skater. That's how she and dad met. 918 00:51:42,607 --> 00:51:43,687 When I was little... 919 00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:45,927 I was kind of a tomboy. 920 00:51:47,207 --> 00:51:49,007 I wanted to be a goalie like dad. 921 00:51:49,727 --> 00:51:53,087 Then one winter, Mom took me to Lake Chenowith 922 00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:54,567 to see her compete 923 00:51:54,647 --> 00:51:57,367 in their annual outdoor figure skating competition. 924 00:51:59,327 --> 00:52:00,887 She was good and all, 925 00:52:00,967 --> 00:52:02,407 but nothing earth-shattering. 926 00:52:04,007 --> 00:52:06,927 And then, right in the middle of her routine... 927 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:09,567 the heavens opened up, 928 00:52:10,327 --> 00:52:11,887 and snow started to fall. 929 00:52:14,487 --> 00:52:16,247 And her whole attitude changed. 930 00:52:17,087 --> 00:52:20,047 Suddenly, she was no longer just... just a skater 931 00:52:20,167 --> 00:52:22,287 doing compulsory moves for the judges. 932 00:52:24,807 --> 00:52:26,207 She was a ballerina... 933 00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:28,567 in a snow globe. 934 00:52:32,287 --> 00:52:34,447 (CHUCKLES) The next day, 935 00:52:35,247 --> 00:52:38,247 I traded in my goalie mask for a sequin skirt. 936 00:52:39,967 --> 00:52:42,647 She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. 937 00:52:46,727 --> 00:52:48,967 You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 938 00:52:51,687 --> 00:52:53,567 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 939 00:52:59,687 --> 00:53:02,367 Okay, kid, I'm off to the conference in Milwaukee. 940 00:53:03,287 --> 00:53:05,767 I-I'll be back... a couple of days. 941 00:53:06,727 --> 00:53:09,647 Hey! Why don't you just go upstairs and watch the game? 942 00:53:09,727 --> 00:53:11,647 'Cause half the people up there think I'm a genius, 943 00:53:11,727 --> 00:53:13,407 and then the other half think I'm a punk. 944 00:53:15,767 --> 00:53:16,887 Suit yourself. 945 00:53:18,447 --> 00:53:20,887 I'm going to use the particle accelerator while you're gone. 946 00:53:20,967 --> 00:53:23,527 Might as well get some work in, as long as I'm stuck down here. 947 00:53:23,607 --> 00:53:26,567 Mi particle accelerator es su particle accelerator. 948 00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:29,087 Just do me a favor and be real careful, okay? 949 00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:30,927 It's the only one we got. 950 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,207 See ya. 951 00:54:07,607 --> 00:54:10,487 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Northern Lights Hockey. 952 00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:19,207 MIKE: Whoa! 953 00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:20,807 Igloo City. 954 00:54:21,807 --> 00:54:22,847 Mike. 955 00:54:23,887 --> 00:54:26,007 Yeah, it's a particle accelerator. 956 00:54:26,087 --> 00:54:27,687 The ice from the rink cools it. 957 00:54:27,767 --> 00:54:30,927 (SIGHS) Listen, I got my midterm report card back, 958 00:54:31,047 --> 00:54:32,807 and I wanted to say thanks for passing me. 959 00:54:33,287 --> 00:54:35,607 Hey, you have nobody to thank but yourself. 960 00:54:36,527 --> 00:54:40,287 Sure, I do. So, uh... Here. 961 00:54:43,607 --> 00:54:45,567 -It's from me and the guys. -Thanks. 962 00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:48,807 Hey, good luck today. 963 00:54:49,607 --> 00:54:52,487 We're at the top of our game, So Rumsen's goin' down. 964 00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:54,647 Unless they cheat. 965 00:54:54,727 --> 00:54:56,847 What if they come after you with that Rumsen Rack 966 00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:58,487 the coach is always going on about? 967 00:54:58,927 --> 00:55:01,127 Well, the guys will just have to watch my back. 968 00:55:01,207 --> 00:55:03,287 I don't know of any way to defend against it. 969 00:55:06,007 --> 00:55:07,007 I might. 970 00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:09,567 (CROWD BOOING) 971 00:55:10,647 --> 00:55:11,767 MAN: Go home! 972 00:55:11,847 --> 00:55:13,527 ANNOUNCER: Northern University welcomes you 973 00:55:13,607 --> 00:55:15,887 to the Central Conference Championship game, 974 00:55:16,007 --> 00:55:20,727 between your Northern Lights and the Rumsen Raiders. 975 00:55:20,807 --> 00:55:23,447 (CROWD BOOING) 976 00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:33,647 Sounds like the Northern fans 977 00:55:33,727 --> 00:55:35,767 are gonna drown out the Rumsen fans. 978 00:55:35,847 --> 00:55:37,687 Dude, those are the Rumsen fans. 979 00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:40,927 It turns out they only respond to negative reinforcement. 980 00:55:41,007 --> 00:55:43,967 I hear they recruit exclusively from broken homes. 981 00:55:45,807 --> 00:55:47,127 BOY: Come on, dude. 982 00:55:48,047 --> 00:55:49,727 All right, the three to worry about 983 00:55:49,807 --> 00:55:51,727 are Stoker, Ryder and Cross. 984 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:54,127 Cross will usually distract the referee here, 985 00:55:54,207 --> 00:55:57,767 while Stoker and Ryder rack our best player, 986 00:55:57,847 --> 00:55:59,207 which is me. 987 00:55:59,847 --> 00:56:02,127 Yeah. So how do we stop it? 988 00:56:02,207 --> 00:56:03,727 Well, we don't. 989 00:56:03,847 --> 00:56:06,087 We send somebody else out there with my number, 990 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:07,487 and we let him get racked. 991 00:56:08,247 --> 00:56:10,847 That's your plan? We'll still lose a player in the process. 992 00:56:10,927 --> 00:56:12,527 Not necessarily. 993 00:56:12,647 --> 00:56:14,487 We could just lose an equipment manager. 994 00:56:14,567 --> 00:56:16,287 -But... -And you'd come out with a phony 995 00:56:16,367 --> 00:56:17,767 -number. I like it. -But... 996 00:56:17,847 --> 00:56:20,207 Let's get out there and stick it to these cheaters. 997 00:56:20,287 --> 00:56:23,207 (YELLS OF AGREEMENT) 998 00:56:28,887 --> 00:56:30,807 How'd you come up with this, Mike? 999 00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:32,367 Hey, I'm a genius. 1000 00:56:35,047 --> 00:56:36,807 Hugo, suit up! 1001 00:56:42,327 --> 00:56:43,287 Hey. 1002 00:56:46,367 --> 00:56:48,207 Thanks, I owe you one. 1003 00:56:49,567 --> 00:56:50,647 We're even. 1004 00:56:53,967 --> 00:56:56,407 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 1005 00:56:56,487 --> 00:56:59,287 your Northern Lights! 1006 00:56:59,367 --> 00:57:02,167 -(CHEERING) -(ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE") 1007 00:57:02,687 --> 00:57:05,287 (MUFFLED HOCKEY RINK MUSIC) 1008 00:57:28,327 --> 00:57:31,767 -(CROWD CHEERING) -Addisons, a word. 1009 00:57:32,367 --> 00:57:34,767 Dean Wallace, Good of you to come. 1010 00:57:35,167 --> 00:57:37,087 Yeah, enough pleasantries. Listen, 1011 00:57:37,967 --> 00:57:39,967 if we beat our arch rival tonight, 1012 00:57:40,047 --> 00:57:42,247 which would be a first in your tenure, if I'm not mistaken. 1013 00:57:43,047 --> 00:57:46,247 We'd get to take home some sort of great big cup, would we not? 1014 00:57:46,327 --> 00:57:47,167 Yes. 1015 00:57:47,887 --> 00:57:50,247 Yeah, I want that cup... 1016 00:57:51,007 --> 00:57:52,047 so badly. 1017 00:57:53,447 --> 00:57:56,047 So, I guess you know what's at stake now, huh? 1018 00:57:59,727 --> 00:58:01,767 Well, I'm off to the concessions. 1019 00:58:01,847 --> 00:58:03,247 I gotta get my foam finger. 1020 00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:07,367 Don't worry, honey, we're gonna win. 1021 00:58:17,607 --> 00:58:21,327 ANNOUNCER: And now, the championship face-off. 1022 00:58:24,407 --> 00:58:26,407 Northern controls the puck. 1023 00:58:44,767 --> 00:58:45,807 Yeah! 1024 00:58:49,447 --> 00:58:51,887 (HORN BLASTS) 1025 00:58:52,367 --> 00:58:55,127 That's it! I can't take it anymore. 1026 00:58:56,087 --> 00:58:58,247 Five minutes, five minutes. No one will ever see me. 1027 00:59:02,007 --> 00:59:03,927 (BEEPING) 1028 00:59:23,487 --> 00:59:24,527 Whoa! 1029 00:59:39,327 --> 00:59:40,327 Yeah! 1030 00:59:44,407 --> 00:59:46,327 -Chaz? -Odie. 1031 00:59:47,367 --> 00:59:49,327 We thought you weren't gonna show. Come on. 1032 01:00:11,287 --> 01:00:13,367 -By the way, cool shirt, man. -Thanks. 1033 01:00:14,047 --> 01:00:15,607 Chaz, what happened to Sister Mary? 1034 01:00:16,367 --> 01:00:17,287 She... 1035 01:00:17,927 --> 01:00:19,247 got up and walked. 1036 01:00:21,007 --> 01:00:22,567 It-It's a miracle. 1037 01:00:24,247 --> 01:00:25,967 They're thinking of canonizing her. 1038 01:00:27,927 --> 01:00:31,287 (LOUD BEEPING, ALARM BLARING) 1039 01:00:32,967 --> 01:00:34,047 (GRUNTS) 1040 01:00:36,247 --> 01:00:38,447 -Right on the money! -Yeah. 1041 01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,287 Chaz? Yes! 1042 01:00:48,967 --> 01:00:50,327 This isn't good. 1043 01:00:51,087 --> 01:00:52,007 Daddy. 1044 01:00:56,447 --> 01:00:57,767 Yes, yes! 1045 01:01:02,047 --> 01:01:03,527 -What's that, puddin'? -He's over there. 1046 01:01:07,327 --> 01:01:09,527 Dad, the boy I was telling you about, he's here. 1047 01:01:09,607 --> 01:01:12,247 -What's that, sweetheart? -He's... He's here. 1048 01:01:18,927 --> 01:01:20,487 He was just there a second ago. 1049 01:01:38,047 --> 01:01:40,127 (CROWD BOOS) 1050 01:01:43,487 --> 01:01:46,247 Here we go, they're getting in position for the rack. 1051 01:01:46,327 --> 01:01:47,767 Hang in there, Hugo! 1052 01:01:53,887 --> 01:01:55,127 (HUGO GROANS) 1053 01:01:55,207 --> 01:01:57,447 (CROWD BOOS) 1054 01:02:01,367 --> 01:02:03,127 -Who's that? -I don't know. 1055 01:02:07,167 --> 01:02:09,887 ANNOUNCER: Goalie Garcia unable to intercept... 1056 01:02:10,007 --> 01:02:11,287 Whoo-hoo! 1057 01:02:12,007 --> 01:02:13,847 Yeah! Whoo! 1058 01:02:17,647 --> 01:02:19,487 Whoo-hoo! 1059 01:02:19,927 --> 01:02:22,487 -It's the breaker. -That was so totally unfair. 1060 01:02:22,927 --> 01:02:24,047 Yeah! 1061 01:02:37,527 --> 01:02:38,927 You okay, Hugo? 1062 01:02:39,007 --> 01:02:40,847 Can Zoo-Zoo come out to play? 1063 01:02:43,407 --> 01:02:45,487 ANNOUNCER: ...this reminder. Immediately following... 1064 01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:47,927 Charlie, just in time. How ya doin', huh? 1065 01:02:48,007 --> 01:02:50,247 I'm itchin' to bring my golden boy in front of the local press 1066 01:02:50,327 --> 01:02:51,567 -out there. The shirt... -Sir, actually... 1067 01:02:51,647 --> 01:02:54,087 is a nice touch, shows loyalty. And I'll award the finger. 1068 01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:55,807 -I do, but... -Can't point the direction 1069 01:02:55,927 --> 01:02:57,607 with a normal-sized finger. 1070 01:02:57,687 --> 01:02:59,687 Come on, I got the best seats in the house. Rinkside. 1071 01:02:59,767 --> 01:03:02,167 I'm right in the middle of an experiment. 1072 01:03:02,247 --> 01:03:03,567 I gotta get back to the lab. 1073 01:03:04,087 --> 01:03:05,127 Experiment, huh? 1074 01:03:05,767 --> 01:03:08,927 Press. Big press. Big press. Okay, make it an important... 1075 01:03:09,007 --> 01:03:10,807 No, make it a super-important experiment. 1076 01:03:10,887 --> 01:03:12,447 Come on, come on. Let's catch the game. 1077 01:03:12,567 --> 01:03:14,127 Hey! Here we go. 1078 01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:16,607 (BEEPING AND ALARM BLARING) 1079 01:03:29,447 --> 01:03:31,567 Hey! Uno to Zippo. 1080 01:03:31,647 --> 01:03:32,847 I like it. Come on, move over! 1081 01:03:44,527 --> 01:03:46,407 (GROANS) 1082 01:03:50,567 --> 01:03:52,047 I can't believe that. 1083 01:03:58,687 --> 01:04:01,447 Daddy, he somehow weaseled his way onto the bench. 1084 01:04:01,527 --> 01:04:03,967 -That is so him. -Who, sweetie? 1085 01:04:04,047 --> 01:04:06,847 Chaz. The boy sitting next to Dean Wallace. 1086 01:04:08,287 --> 01:04:09,727 Oh, you mean Charlie? 1087 01:04:10,367 --> 01:04:11,967 Charlie? His name's not Charlie. 1088 01:04:12,087 --> 01:04:14,847 That's Chaz Anthony. He's the boy I've been tutoring. 1089 01:04:14,927 --> 01:04:17,527 No, that's Charlie Boyle. He's a student here. 1090 01:04:18,167 --> 01:04:19,487 That's Chaz. 1091 01:04:19,567 --> 01:04:22,327 He's been to our house. He wore your golden goalie ma... 1092 01:04:25,767 --> 01:04:27,047 And now I know why. 1093 01:04:28,847 --> 01:04:30,487 He was trying to hide his face. 1094 01:04:38,127 --> 01:04:39,367 Claire? 1095 01:04:40,087 --> 01:04:41,607 So, who's Charlie Boyle? 1096 01:04:42,207 --> 01:04:44,167 -Claire, let me explain. -Explain? 1097 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:45,527 Then it's true. 1098 01:04:45,927 --> 01:04:49,207 Just what was all of this? Was it one of your experiments? 1099 01:04:49,287 --> 01:04:51,967 Were you making a study of the local culture? 1100 01:04:52,047 --> 01:04:53,247 -No, I... -Then I guess 1101 01:04:53,327 --> 01:04:55,407 you were just having a laugh at my expense. 1102 01:04:55,927 --> 01:04:58,967 Imagine, me thinking I could teach you. 1103 01:05:02,567 --> 01:05:04,207 Why did you do this to me? 1104 01:05:07,087 --> 01:05:08,647 'Cause I'm a big fat liar. 1105 01:05:10,287 --> 01:05:12,247 (RUMBLING) 1106 01:05:14,287 --> 01:05:16,567 I also left the particle accelerator on! 1107 01:05:17,887 --> 01:05:19,447 Get off the ice! 1108 01:05:19,567 --> 01:05:20,727 Get off the ice! 1109 01:05:22,527 --> 01:05:24,007 Get off the ice! 1110 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,647 Get off the ice! 1111 01:05:26,607 --> 01:05:27,767 Get off! 1112 01:05:28,247 --> 01:05:29,567 Get off the ice! 1113 01:05:33,927 --> 01:05:35,527 (LOUD BUZZING) 1114 01:05:35,607 --> 01:05:37,247 CHARLIE: Get off the ice! 1115 01:05:38,007 --> 01:05:42,047 ANNOUNCER: Please remain calm. Do not venture onto the ice! 1116 01:05:42,127 --> 01:05:43,207 Get off the ice! 1117 01:05:57,447 --> 01:06:00,367 That's it. This game's postponed until we can repair the ice. 1118 01:06:01,687 --> 01:06:03,247 You did this?! 1119 01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:05,607 Two minutes left, and we were this close. 1120 01:06:06,207 --> 01:06:07,367 This close! 1121 01:06:08,327 --> 01:06:10,127 We would've won this game. 1122 01:06:11,047 --> 01:06:12,327 You mean, we're not gonna win? 1123 01:06:15,007 --> 01:06:16,087 This is bad, Coach. 1124 01:06:16,607 --> 01:06:17,687 Very bad. 1125 01:06:20,367 --> 01:06:23,167 Thanks, kid. You probably just cost me my job. 1126 01:06:26,767 --> 01:06:28,567 I never want to see you again. 1127 01:06:33,767 --> 01:06:35,967 ANNOUNCER: The game has been suspended. 1128 01:06:36,047 --> 01:06:37,687 Please check with the ticket office 1129 01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:39,767 for the rescheduled date and time. 1130 01:06:45,327 --> 01:06:47,527 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 1131 01:06:48,887 --> 01:06:50,447 -Hello? -CHARLIE: Claire? 1132 01:06:50,887 --> 01:06:52,727 -(SCOFFS) -Claire! 1133 01:06:53,727 --> 01:06:54,847 Claire! 1134 01:07:06,047 --> 01:07:07,567 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 1135 01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:10,007 CHARLIE: Claire! 1136 01:07:19,407 --> 01:07:20,727 (RINGING) 1137 01:07:23,447 --> 01:07:24,847 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 1138 01:07:24,927 --> 01:07:25,887 CHARLIE: Clai... 1139 01:07:31,687 --> 01:07:34,687 WOMAN (ON P.A.): Also, I would like to inform... 1140 01:07:34,767 --> 01:07:35,927 (STATIC) 1141 01:07:36,007 --> 01:07:38,167 CHARLIE (ON P.A.): I would like to inform all students 1142 01:07:38,287 --> 01:07:40,807 that Chaz Anthony, also known as Charlie Boyle, 1143 01:07:40,887 --> 01:07:43,127 wishes to apologize to everyone at Franklin. 1144 01:07:44,007 --> 01:07:47,007 Mostly, I want to apologize to my friends. 1145 01:07:47,567 --> 01:07:51,247 You're the best ones I ever had. Please forgive me. Thanks. 1146 01:07:59,327 --> 01:08:01,327 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1147 01:08:03,607 --> 01:08:06,727 Well, if it isn't the con artist formerly known as Chaz. 1148 01:08:06,807 --> 01:08:08,527 I never meant for anything bad to happen. 1149 01:08:09,487 --> 01:08:12,447 So, you just wanted to make us look stupid 1150 01:08:12,527 --> 01:08:14,847 for your own sick, twisted pleasure. 1151 01:08:14,927 --> 01:08:16,807 But not for anything bad. 1152 01:08:19,487 --> 01:08:20,687 CLAIRE: Come on, guys. 1153 01:08:21,247 --> 01:08:23,807 Hey, and that was pretty funny with the announcement, you know. 1154 01:08:37,767 --> 01:08:38,807 Hey! 1155 01:08:39,967 --> 01:08:41,127 What are you reading? 1156 01:08:42,047 --> 01:08:43,047 Breakaway. 1157 01:08:43,927 --> 01:08:46,367 I'm immersing myself in fictional characters. 1158 01:08:46,807 --> 01:08:49,967 -They can't get mad at you. -I love Breakaway. 1159 01:08:50,047 --> 01:08:52,767 Ooh, is that the one where Zoron goes to Mars, 1160 01:08:52,847 --> 01:08:55,207 and saves Queen Schloff from the Argolinks? 1161 01:08:55,287 --> 01:08:57,007 No, that's February. 1162 01:08:57,087 --> 01:09:00,167 This is the one where Zoron finds, uh, subatomic particles 1163 01:09:00,247 --> 01:09:03,327 and how they're connected to a mysterious quantum force. 1164 01:09:03,927 --> 01:09:06,007 Oh, yeah. You know, that's an old one. 1165 01:09:06,127 --> 01:09:07,287 But you know something? 1166 01:09:07,367 --> 01:09:09,087 That's actually based on something that happened. 1167 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:11,487 It was, uh, Geneva, 1997. 1168 01:09:11,567 --> 01:09:15,207 The Swiss scientists were able to split a photon. 1169 01:09:15,727 --> 01:09:18,727 And even though the particles are six miles apart, 1170 01:09:19,487 --> 01:09:21,887 whatever one does, the other one does 1171 01:09:21,967 --> 01:09:24,927 exactly the same thing. 1172 01:09:25,767 --> 01:09:26,807 Cool! 1173 01:09:28,767 --> 01:09:31,087 You know, if we split our graviton, 1174 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,647 we could study its quantum force, 1175 01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:36,087 And maybe unlock the secret as to how it works. 1176 01:09:37,367 --> 01:09:38,567 And then... 1177 01:09:38,647 --> 01:09:41,447 BOTH: Defy gravity. 1178 01:09:43,767 --> 01:09:45,247 Let's get to work. 1179 01:09:48,007 --> 01:09:51,367 Two-seven, three-seven, and the output level is 999. 1180 01:09:51,807 --> 01:09:52,807 Okay. 1181 01:09:54,407 --> 01:09:57,127 Now, this chip has 33 anti-gravity halves. 1182 01:09:57,647 --> 01:09:59,687 And yours has the prototypes. 1183 01:09:59,767 --> 01:10:02,287 Why the rubber coating? They all act like superballs. 1184 01:10:02,367 --> 01:10:05,047 It's just for protection. And when I press this button, 1185 01:10:05,687 --> 01:10:08,607 whatever mine does, yours can do the same thing. 1186 01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:09,767 Here we go. 1187 01:10:09,847 --> 01:10:12,527 One... two... three... 1188 01:10:12,607 --> 01:10:14,487 (BUZZING) 1189 01:10:14,567 --> 01:10:17,047 (LAUGHING) 1190 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:19,487 -Hey, Charlie? -Yeah? 1191 01:10:19,567 --> 01:10:21,007 Stop hittin' yourself in the head. 1192 01:10:21,447 --> 01:10:24,487 Hey, uh, Charlie, are you ticklish? 1193 01:10:24,567 --> 01:10:26,527 (LAUGHING) 1194 01:10:27,887 --> 01:10:28,927 Okay! 1195 01:10:29,687 --> 01:10:31,607 All right, here we go. 1196 01:10:31,687 --> 01:10:33,767 The windup and the pitch! 1197 01:10:37,087 --> 01:10:38,687 (HUMMING DECREASING) 1198 01:10:40,327 --> 01:10:41,527 (HUMMING STOPS) 1199 01:10:46,327 --> 01:10:50,087 -Do you know what this means?! -The Nobel Prize! 1200 01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:53,647 No. It means I can make amends for all the damage I've done. 1201 01:10:53,727 --> 01:10:55,247 What are you talking about? 1202 01:10:55,807 --> 01:10:57,767 Well, with what we just discovered, 1203 01:10:57,847 --> 01:11:00,447 I figured out a way to help Northern beat Rumsen. 1204 01:11:00,527 --> 01:11:02,047 And then they'll win the championship, 1205 01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:03,847 and Claire's dad can keep his job, 1206 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:05,767 and my friends will be happy with me again, 1207 01:11:05,847 --> 01:11:06,847 and maybe... 1208 01:11:07,527 --> 01:11:09,047 Claire might like me again, too. 1209 01:11:10,687 --> 01:11:11,927 A little. 1210 01:11:12,007 --> 01:11:13,167 Maybe. 1211 01:11:13,647 --> 01:11:16,247 All I know is, is that I've let everybody down. 1212 01:11:16,327 --> 01:11:18,167 And if I get a chance to make it right, 1213 01:11:18,247 --> 01:11:19,287 I gotta take it! 1214 01:11:19,767 --> 01:11:21,127 Well, wait, wait a second. 1215 01:11:22,007 --> 01:11:24,487 First of all, you haven't let me down. 1216 01:11:25,207 --> 01:11:26,287 You saved me! 1217 01:11:27,087 --> 01:11:29,407 Charlie, I could never have done this without you! 1218 01:11:29,847 --> 01:11:31,447 You're more than my assistant. 1219 01:11:31,527 --> 01:11:32,767 You're my friend. 1220 01:11:34,167 --> 01:11:35,327 Thanks, Doc. 1221 01:11:35,887 --> 01:11:36,927 But I gotta go. 1222 01:11:59,447 --> 01:12:00,687 Why are you here? 1223 01:12:01,247 --> 01:12:02,447 I need help. 1224 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,207 (SCOFFS) You got that right. 1225 01:12:04,287 --> 01:12:06,647 I figured out a way to help the team tonight, 1226 01:12:06,727 --> 01:12:08,087 keep Rumsen from cheating, 1227 01:12:09,007 --> 01:12:10,647 give our guys a chance to win. 1228 01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:13,327 Why, so you can look good? 1229 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:17,327 No. So Northern can finally beat Rumsen. 1230 01:12:17,447 --> 01:12:19,047 So your dad can keep his job. 1231 01:12:20,047 --> 01:12:21,807 I'm doing it for everybody. 1232 01:12:23,447 --> 01:12:25,007 Don't do us any favors. 1233 01:12:28,567 --> 01:12:30,287 Why don't you just leave us alone... 1234 01:12:31,007 --> 01:12:32,007 Chaz? 1235 01:12:35,047 --> 01:12:36,527 I just wanted to make things right. 1236 01:12:39,287 --> 01:12:40,647 My name's not Chaz. 1237 01:12:41,447 --> 01:12:42,487 It's Charlie. 1238 01:12:46,247 --> 01:12:47,447 Charlie Boyle. 1239 01:12:50,647 --> 01:12:51,807 I can't do it alone. 1240 01:13:09,287 --> 01:13:10,847 Yeah! Yeah! 1241 01:13:12,687 --> 01:13:14,567 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 1242 01:13:14,647 --> 01:13:16,887 welcome to Northern Arena! 1243 01:13:16,967 --> 01:13:19,167 This is base ops. I need a go 1244 01:13:19,247 --> 01:13:21,007 no go on Operation Rack Rumsen. 1245 01:13:21,087 --> 01:13:23,047 Skates is go, ops. 1246 01:13:23,127 --> 01:13:24,287 Video? 1247 01:13:25,007 --> 01:13:26,127 Roger that. 1248 01:13:26,887 --> 01:13:27,847 Blades? 1249 01:13:27,927 --> 01:13:29,887 I would like it to be known 1250 01:13:29,967 --> 01:13:32,007 that I am here under extreme protest, 1251 01:13:32,087 --> 01:13:34,447 And I'm only doing this so my father doesn't wind up 1252 01:13:34,567 --> 01:13:36,767 stage managing the Ice-Capades. 1253 01:13:36,847 --> 01:13:38,487 DEION: I'll take that as a go, blades. 1254 01:13:38,887 --> 01:13:41,647 Skates, Rumsen bus should be in target range... 1255 01:13:42,127 --> 01:13:43,247 now. 1256 01:13:44,287 --> 01:13:45,567 Roger that, ops. 1257 01:13:47,527 --> 01:13:49,567 Right. Okay, you guys, let's move out! 1258 01:13:52,047 --> 01:13:54,007 (CHEERING) 1259 01:14:31,207 --> 01:14:32,647 Video, move into position. 1260 01:14:35,447 --> 01:14:36,967 Video's in place, ops. 1261 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:38,967 Roger, video. 1262 01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:52,967 -Hey, Deion. -Hey, Charlie. 1263 01:14:53,607 --> 01:14:55,407 -How's it going? -Video's a go. 1264 01:14:55,887 --> 01:14:58,087 -Where's blades? -CLAIRE: Right here. 1265 01:14:59,887 --> 01:15:01,527 Claire, you look great! 1266 01:15:01,607 --> 01:15:03,087 Let's just hope this works. 1267 01:15:07,447 --> 01:15:10,447 Is it me, or did it just get colder in here? 1268 01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:15,527 Mike, you know they're comin' after you. 1269 01:15:15,607 --> 01:15:17,487 First sign of trouble, I'm pullin' you out! 1270 01:15:17,567 --> 01:15:19,167 You just try and do that! 1271 01:15:21,927 --> 01:15:23,767 Houston, we have face-off! 1272 01:15:27,767 --> 01:15:29,927 ANNOUNCER: And now, the face-off 1273 01:15:30,007 --> 01:15:33,287 for the re-scheduled Central Conference Championship 1274 01:15:33,367 --> 01:15:37,127 between the Rumsen Raiders and your Northern Lights! 1275 01:15:47,967 --> 01:15:49,727 How's this supposed to work again? 1276 01:15:50,327 --> 01:15:53,407 We're going to control key players on Rumsen from here. 1277 01:15:54,327 --> 01:15:55,687 How is that possible? 1278 01:15:55,767 --> 01:15:57,447 I've implanted microchips 1279 01:15:57,527 --> 01:15:59,327 in the skates of Ryder, Stoker and Cross, 1280 01:15:59,407 --> 01:16:01,807 the three main players who give up the Rumsen Rack. 1281 01:16:02,247 --> 01:16:03,807 Now, each microchip 1282 01:16:03,887 --> 01:16:06,047 is infused with trillions of graviton halves, 1283 01:16:06,127 --> 01:16:07,727 like the super-balls I showed you. 1284 01:16:07,807 --> 01:16:11,007 Corresponding microchips with other graviton halves 1285 01:16:11,087 --> 01:16:13,927 will be in our skates. Now, whatever our skates do, 1286 01:16:14,007 --> 01:16:15,527 their skates will be forced to do. 1287 01:16:18,807 --> 01:16:20,767 Monkey see, monkey do! 1288 01:16:20,847 --> 01:16:23,247 -Exactly. -Isn't that... cheating? 1289 01:16:23,327 --> 01:16:25,047 We only need to keep Rumsen from cheating. 1290 01:16:25,127 --> 01:16:26,367 Our guys can do the rest. 1291 01:16:26,967 --> 01:16:29,687 Now, when the time comes, Deion will flip the switch, 1292 01:16:29,767 --> 01:16:31,607 activating the particles, and we're on. 1293 01:16:36,007 --> 01:16:39,447 And I helped you get a "C" in science. (CHUCKLES) 1294 01:16:56,927 --> 01:16:58,807 You sure did a number on this lab. 1295 01:16:59,807 --> 01:17:01,687 Won't that professor guy care? 1296 01:17:01,767 --> 01:17:03,767 Nah. I'll have it back to normal after the game. 1297 01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:07,167 Besides, I've arranged his schedule, he'll be gone all day. 1298 01:17:07,247 --> 01:17:09,327 And he's never here during hockey games. 1299 01:17:09,447 --> 01:17:11,647 -What's going on here? -Okay. Almost never. 1300 01:17:11,727 --> 01:17:14,407 Charlie! This has gone way too far! 1301 01:17:15,087 --> 01:17:16,967 I looked the other way when you almost destroyed 1302 01:17:17,047 --> 01:17:18,847 the accelerator, but I can't do that again. 1303 01:17:18,927 --> 01:17:20,887 I told you I had to do what I had to do. 1304 01:17:20,967 --> 01:17:23,447 No. This has gotta stop, and it's gotta stop right now. 1305 01:17:23,527 --> 01:17:26,007 -I thought you were on my side! -You know I'm on your side. 1306 01:17:26,127 --> 01:17:27,767 But you're putting everything we've done in jeopardy. 1307 01:17:27,847 --> 01:17:29,287 And I've always been about science first. 1308 01:17:29,367 --> 01:17:30,527 Ahead of what? 1309 01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:32,647 You can solve all the mysteries in the world, 1310 01:17:32,727 --> 01:17:34,447 but what would it mean without friends? 1311 01:17:36,247 --> 01:17:37,407 Nothing. 1312 01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:40,167 The chance to make up for all the selfish things I did... 1313 01:17:41,047 --> 01:17:42,207 to help my friends... 1314 01:17:42,847 --> 01:17:44,847 That means everything in the world to me. 1315 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:48,087 So please, help me. 1316 01:17:48,967 --> 01:17:51,527 I'm sorry, Charlie. I can't be a party to this. 1317 01:17:53,367 --> 01:17:54,207 But wait! 1318 01:17:54,687 --> 01:17:56,687 Chaz! I mean, Charlie. 1319 01:17:57,087 --> 01:17:58,447 We got some action here. 1320 01:17:58,927 --> 01:18:00,327 Odie, tight up. 1321 01:18:11,607 --> 01:18:13,647 They're going after Mike! Omar, you're in! 1322 01:18:14,327 --> 01:18:15,407 Mike, get off! 1323 01:18:17,567 --> 01:18:20,047 Okay, guys, get ready. We gotta stop the Rumsen Rack. 1324 01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:24,007 Deion, flip the switch. 1325 01:18:25,927 --> 01:18:27,767 (HUMMING) 1326 01:18:29,687 --> 01:18:30,647 Take... 1327 01:18:31,087 --> 01:18:32,087 that! 1328 01:18:37,487 --> 01:18:38,487 Yeah! 1329 01:18:39,007 --> 01:18:40,367 Penalty box! 1330 01:18:41,647 --> 01:18:42,687 Yeah! 1331 01:18:44,167 --> 01:18:47,647 This is it! Power play! Stop number two! 1332 01:18:48,487 --> 01:18:49,607 Number two! 1333 01:18:52,247 --> 01:18:53,847 Deion, give me the other chip! 1334 01:18:59,247 --> 01:19:01,847 Here. I'm stoker. You're Ryder. 1335 01:19:01,927 --> 01:19:03,007 Let's rock. 1336 01:19:07,327 --> 01:19:09,167 (HUMMING) 1337 01:19:19,647 --> 01:19:20,727 Let's go! 1338 01:19:30,327 --> 01:19:31,727 PUBLIC: Whoa! 1339 01:19:35,927 --> 01:19:37,287 (LAUGHTER) 1340 01:19:48,807 --> 01:19:49,887 (DEION LAUGHING) 1341 01:19:52,927 --> 01:19:54,047 Dance with me. 1342 01:20:14,567 --> 01:20:16,527 -Let go of me! -No, you let go of me! 1343 01:20:37,327 --> 01:20:38,687 ODIE: Cross is leaving the box. 1344 01:20:39,807 --> 01:20:41,047 He's out of control! 1345 01:20:41,127 --> 01:20:42,447 Do something! 1346 01:20:42,527 --> 01:20:45,007 -He's heading straight for Mike! -Quick, the other chip! 1347 01:20:45,087 --> 01:20:46,807 Deion, where's the chip? Shake it, roll it, 1348 01:20:46,887 --> 01:20:48,047 -anything! -I can't find it! 1349 01:20:51,607 --> 01:20:54,407 -Mike! -(SCREAMING) 1350 01:20:57,567 --> 01:20:59,127 -What are you doing? -I have the other chip! 1351 01:21:00,967 --> 01:21:02,287 Aah! Are there any brakes? 1352 01:21:09,847 --> 01:21:10,807 Doc! 1353 01:21:20,527 --> 01:21:21,927 Hey. Hey, whoa, whoa! 1354 01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:23,687 Hey! Whoa, we're too light! 1355 01:21:23,767 --> 01:21:25,367 Hey! Hey! Whoa! 1356 01:21:29,407 --> 01:21:30,687 We did it! 1357 01:21:30,767 --> 01:21:32,927 We defied gravity! 1358 01:21:35,647 --> 01:21:37,487 MAN: Go, go, go, go, go! 1359 01:21:57,887 --> 01:21:59,407 (HORN BLOWS) 1360 01:22:00,727 --> 01:22:01,847 Yeah! 1361 01:22:03,207 --> 01:22:04,887 It's the electricity! 1362 01:22:04,967 --> 01:22:07,607 We must've reversed the charge of the gravitons! 1363 01:22:07,687 --> 01:22:09,927 They're repelling against the positive charge of the Earth! 1364 01:22:10,967 --> 01:22:13,967 ANNOUNCER: The final score... Northern one, Rumsen nothing! 1365 01:22:15,967 --> 01:22:18,607 Coach, you are gonna be here a long time, my friend. 1366 01:22:18,687 --> 01:22:20,007 A long, long time. 1367 01:22:24,887 --> 01:22:27,007 Yeah. That's what I call publicity. 1368 01:22:27,087 --> 01:22:29,767 Oh, yeah! (LAUGHS) 1369 01:22:34,047 --> 01:22:35,367 I'm proud of you. 1370 01:22:46,647 --> 01:22:48,127 Okay, I'll take Rudis. 1371 01:22:48,807 --> 01:22:50,327 I'll take Smithson. 1372 01:22:50,927 --> 01:22:52,367 Then I'll take Van Bonn. 1373 01:22:56,207 --> 01:22:58,247 Man, you're sticking me with him? 1374 01:22:58,327 --> 01:22:59,607 Come on, what's wrong? 1375 01:22:59,687 --> 01:23:01,127 Look, I'm gettin' good, 1376 01:23:01,207 --> 01:23:03,847 And I'm learning. Look. It's good, huh? 1377 01:23:06,007 --> 01:23:08,407 That's right. And today he's learning on your team. 1378 01:23:08,927 --> 01:23:10,087 MIKE: Hey, Boyle! 1379 01:23:12,047 --> 01:23:13,287 Hey, Mike. 1380 01:23:14,287 --> 01:23:17,247 Hey, listen, if you want us to get off the ice, then... 1381 01:23:17,327 --> 01:23:19,807 We're thinking about slapping the puck around a little. 1382 01:23:21,007 --> 01:23:23,607 Okay. We'll just clear out. Come on, guys. 1383 01:23:23,687 --> 01:23:25,687 We need somebody to play against... 1384 01:23:26,487 --> 01:23:27,607 if you're interested. 1385 01:23:31,407 --> 01:23:32,567 Us? 1386 01:23:34,647 --> 01:23:36,087 Me? 1387 01:23:36,167 --> 01:23:37,727 We heard about what you did. 1388 01:23:38,247 --> 01:23:39,407 Thanks. 1389 01:23:39,487 --> 01:23:41,767 -How'd you find out? -The coach. 1390 01:23:42,807 --> 01:23:44,167 How did he? 1391 01:23:45,447 --> 01:23:46,527 So... 1392 01:23:47,207 --> 01:23:48,287 maybe I talk in my sleep. 1393 01:23:50,487 --> 01:23:52,487 Okay, but on one condition. 1394 01:23:52,567 --> 01:23:53,607 Name it. 1395 01:23:54,087 --> 01:23:55,207 You get Krickstein. 1396 01:24:00,567 --> 01:24:01,407 Uh... 1397 01:24:01,967 --> 01:24:02,967 okay. 1398 01:24:03,367 --> 01:24:05,007 What? What's wrong? 1399 01:24:05,447 --> 01:24:06,887 Come on! Hey... 1400 01:24:08,727 --> 01:24:11,287 If you want, I can float. 1401 01:24:12,447 --> 01:24:13,567 All right. 1402 01:24:16,807 --> 01:24:18,647 Come on, guys, let's go! 1403 01:24:20,407 --> 01:24:21,927 Pass! Over here! 92735