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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,420 Ellie! 2 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,040 What the hell? 3 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,790 There are pictures all over the internet 4 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,420 of Security dragging you out of the office. 5 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:35,340 What happened? 6 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:37,510 ‐ They wanted to change Pooka. 7 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:40,760 And I can't have that. 8 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,440 They just don't understand. 9 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,690 You can't improve perfection. 10 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:50,400 Perfection! 11 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,610 Well, that's just great. 12 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:52,900 That's just fucking great. 13 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,440 Go and get yourself fired 14 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,490 because they changed your stupid toy? 15 00:01:57,490 --> 00:01:59,320 Stupid toy. 16 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:03,910 ‐ Why are you even working on that thing? 17 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:05,910 ‐ They can't make Pooka without me. 18 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:08,080 Pooka and I are one. 19 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,750 No! No, no, don't hurt him! 20 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:12,880 No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, 21 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,300 you didn't do anything wrong. 22 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,760 You didn't do anything wrong. 23 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,380 He just doesn't understand. 24 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:19,340 Understand. 25 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,800 ‐ Are you for real? 26 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,720 Now, you have officially lost your mind. 27 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,140 You have gone insane! 28 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:27,890 I am so done. 29 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:30,770 Done. 30 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:33,570 ‐ All right. 31 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,980 That is it! 32 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,700 No! 33 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,160 ‐ I am gonna fucking murder all of these things! 34 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,740 ‐ Shut up! 35 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:47,120 Shut up! 36 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,040 Shut up. 37 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,750 Shut up! 38 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:55,920 Shut up! 39 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,300 Shut up! 40 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:04,890 Shut up! 41 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:06,560 Shut up! 42 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:28,830 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 43 00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:30,660 Shut up! Shut up! 44 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:52,730 ♪ You'll never know what Pooka will do ♪♪ 45 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,440 Derrick! 46 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,610 Hey, you made it! 47 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:25,780 ‐ Hey, Molly. 48 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,660 Oh! This is gonna be awesome! 49 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,740 Big city man back in Spring Valley. 50 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,240 Come on, what? 51 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,700 ‐ We got your room all set up, 52 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,040 but it's no fancy New York apartment, 53 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,370 I'm sorry. ‐ Yeah, we won't charge 54 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:37,040 that much rent. ‐ Oh, he's kidding. 55 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,210 Can you go get his bags, Matt? 56 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:40,460 ‐ Yep. ‐ Good. Come on. 57 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:42,170 Really glad you guys let me stay here. 58 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:45,300 Oh no, we're thrilled, especially Matt. 59 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:50,930 ‐ How much did you pack, man? 60 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:53,310 ♪ Pooka see, Pooka do ♪ 61 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:55,850 ♪ Pooka me, Pooka you ♪ 62 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:58,350 ♪ You never know what Pooka will do ♪ 63 00:05:58,350 --> 00:06:02,020 ♪ Pooka loves, Pooka fights, Pooka laughs ♪ 64 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,900 I see you still have a thing for crystals. 65 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:06,110 ‐ Huh! These are just the ones I let her keep in the house. 66 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:07,650 ‐ Let me? 67 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:09,070 I'm sorry for trying to balance the energies 68 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,410 of our living space. ‐ All right. 69 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:13,870 ‐ Hey, Lauren, we're gonna go eat now. 70 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:15,080 Okay, Mom. 71 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,960 ‐ Make sure to pay attention to Becky, okay? 72 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,290 ‐ You got it, Mrs. C. 73 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:21,420 Whoa! 74 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:22,960 Hey, aren't you that guy that like‐‐ 75 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,050 ‐ Bye, Mom; bye, Dad... 76 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:28,550 and stranger. 77 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,840 Hey, baby? 78 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,050 This is Derrick. 79 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,640 He's my friend from when I was your age. 80 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,890 Hi, kiddo. 81 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:37,180 He's gonna be staying 82 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:38,480 with us for a few months, 83 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,850 just until things, like, blow over. 84 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:43,400 ‐ He doesn't look like he shot himself in the foot. 85 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:45,860 ‐ Okay! 86 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:47,360 Hey, Becky, remember to check her closet, 87 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,900 or else you're never gonna get her to sleep. 88 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:51,030 ‐ Right. ‐ Bye, kiddo. 89 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:53,070 ‐ Wait, you didn't say bye to Jenni! 90 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,030 Oh, I'm sorry. 91 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:55,370 Bye‐bye, Jenni! 92 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:56,790 ‐ That's an imaginary friend. 93 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:58,040 I don't get it. 94 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,460 ‐ It figures Molly's kid would have an imaginary friend. 95 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,710 ‐ Right. ‐ What? 96 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:02,210 ‐ So, where are we going? 97 00:07:08,630 --> 00:07:11,510 Wow. This place has not changed at all 98 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,010 since we were kids. 99 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:14,260 Yeah. That's why we like it. 100 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:17,100 It's consistent and reliable. 101 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,890 ‐ Somebody report a stolen car? 102 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,520 Bennie, holy shit! 103 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,980 What happened to you? 104 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:26,270 Aww! 105 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:27,650 What do you mean, what happened to me? 106 00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:30,150 ‐ You lost, like a whole person here! 107 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,660 - You look good! - Oh, thank you, man. 108 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,280 Well, it's a lot of CrossFit. 109 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,240 Gotta stay competitive when you're one of only 110 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,660 five gay people in a 50‐mile radius. 111 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:39,540 So what brings you back home, man? 112 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,870 We never thought we'd see you again back here 113 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,710 after you left town. 114 00:07:42,710 --> 00:07:46,000 ‐ I wouldn't call it home, exactly, but, uh... 115 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,590 I just needed a little break 116 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:49,800 from New York, and Matt and Molly graciously 117 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,800 decided to put up with me. 118 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:53,510 ‐ Now, what are you talking about? 119 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:55,720 We have been trying to get you to come back for years. 120 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,220 He even got a job at SCI. 121 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,890 Yeah. Remember when we thought 122 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:01,640 that English degree would never amount to anything? 123 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,100 Now he's working for Pooka! 124 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,230 You get to write about Pooka! 125 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,690 Hey, you know who else works at SCI? 126 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:08,860 ‐ Hm. 127 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:10,900 ‐ Susan. 128 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:12,360 ‐ Susan! 129 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,240 Thanks for the heads‐up, Moll. 130 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,950 Yeah, we broke up, like, a decade ago. 131 00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:20,450 I'm pretty sure she moved on. 132 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:23,790 Yeah, but Derrick, though, real talk, she has aged so well. 133 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:25,040 Oh my God, Matt, what‐‐ 134 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,840 ‐ No, I mean, and so have you! 135 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,170 We have all aged very well. ‐ Matt, good luck with that. 136 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:32,630 Hey, but seriously, is that your black sedan out front? 137 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:34,220 It's been reported stolen. 138 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,930 I ran the plates and it's registered under your name 139 00:08:35,930 --> 00:08:39,100 so I'm gonna assume you didn't steal your own car? 140 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,390 Yeah, probably someone from my, um, 141 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,980 online fan club. 142 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,270 Huh, that's a weird thing for a fan to do. 143 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:46,690 Listen, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to 144 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,480 bring you down to the station tomorrow and sort it out. 145 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,360 ‐ Yeah, no problem. 146 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,740 ‐ Uh, I gotta get back on patrol, 147 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,450 but can we all hang out tomorrow? 148 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,860 - It'll be like the old times. - Yeah, yeah. 149 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:56,610 Come by the house around 7:00, huh? 150 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:57,700 ‐ All right. 151 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,950 Gimme an excuse to get dolled‐up. 152 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:02,790 Bye. 153 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:04,660 ‐ He has no idea how good he looks, does he? 154 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:06,540 ‐ Completely oblivious. ‐ Got it. 155 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:09,880 ‐ Mm‐hm! Round two. 156 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:15,050 ‐ So how are you guys doing? 157 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,300 ‐ Uh, we're okay. 158 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:18,300 Matt's still working at the car dealership 159 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,220 and still watches nothing but football. 160 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,560 I still have the boutique. 161 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,430 Yeah, same old, same old. 162 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:26,770 It's all very fine. 163 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:29,150 ‐ Very Spring Valley, you mean. 164 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,480 Honestly, I'm really glad you're here. 165 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,780 I needed a change too. 166 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:34,940 Hey, Molls, we gotta go. 167 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,200 Lauren had another one of her nightmares. 168 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,820 You know, I blame her imagination on you. 169 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,700 ‐ Yeah, well, she definitely didn't get it from you. 170 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,000 ‐ Oh! Hey. 171 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,120 ‐ Sorry, Mrs. C., I couldn't get her to go back to sleep. 172 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,750 ‐ Hey, baby! 173 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,290 What happened? 174 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,300 ‐ I'm scared all the bears are going to die 175 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,800 because global warming is destroying our planet 176 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,880 and they can't hibernate! 177 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,930 She wanted to hear a bedtime story 178 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,680 but it freaked her out. 179 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,430 ‐ Oh, you mean that nature one? 180 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,180 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah, I like to change 181 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:05,850 the ending on that one, it gets weirdly dark. 182 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:07,270 ‐ Oh. ‐ Well, thanks, Becky, 183 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:08,310 you can take off if you want. 184 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:10,770 ‐ Thanks. Sorry again. 185 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:12,860 ‐ Ah! 186 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:15,320 ‐ See you around, squirt! 187 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:18,530 ‐ All right, bug, let's get you to bed, huh? 188 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,160 Come on, I'll be your bear, come on. 189 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:25,250 - Say goodnight to Derrick! - Goodnight. 190 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,500 Hey, I'll show you to your room. 191 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,500 You get to stay in Matt's man cave. 192 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:49,850 What up, Jaxers? 193 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,400 It's ya boy, Jax. 194 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,980 Back at it again with another video, 195 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,480 you already know what's good. 196 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,860 Got a quick lil' update about that doucher, Derdick. 197 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,570 He is now officially cancelled! 198 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:03,120 Oh, baby! 199 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,450 So shout‐out to you all for making sure everyone knows 200 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:07,870 how much of a loser wannabe he is. 201 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:11,250 No one messes with Jax, baby, mm, mm, mm. 202 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,210 Anyways, just gonna leave a little friendly reminder 203 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,590 of all his socials on the screen 204 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,420 if you wanna say, like, hi, you know, or whatever. 205 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:22,260 Jax out, baby. 206 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,360 Here we go. 207 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:49,660 So you're the new guy. 208 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,830 ‐ Susan! 209 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,630 We have gotta stop meeting like this! 210 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,840 Well, you know, 211 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,510 I was here first, so... ‐ Ah, yes. 212 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,630 ‐ Ooh, so since Kathy is talking to Jim, 213 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,140 I'm guessing that everyone's gonna know 214 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,220 about that whole Internet pariah thing 215 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,060 by, like, lunch. 216 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,680 ‐ Is there anyone on this planet who doesn't know? 217 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,600 ‐ I mean, you were trending. 218 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:15,400 ‐ Susan! 219 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,940 Crazy thing. 220 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,150 I still don't have the new Pooka design 221 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,150 on my desk yet! 222 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,400 You know, the unveiling's next week. 223 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,280 Were you...planning to do that today, or‐‐ 224 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,370 Yes, yes; sorry, sir, it's on the way. 225 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,700 ‐ You're the new copywriter, huh? 226 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,250 Well, it's nice that the company's taking on 227 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:35,250 a #charitycase. 228 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:38,340 Just try to keep a low profile, huh? 229 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,880 Get him started on my speech ASAP. 230 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,670 ‐ Mm‐hm. 231 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:43,090 ‐ Who is he? ‐ Amir. 232 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:45,010 He's the general manager. 233 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:48,180 He's been up my ass about this whole Pooka redesign 234 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,640 we're launching next week. 235 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,020 But if you have any questions, I'm over in Marketing. 236 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:56,940 We're, like, somewhere over in that general vicinity. 237 00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,480 ‐ By the other generic cubicles? 238 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,730 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Got it. 239 00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:01,030 ‐ Cool. 240 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,940 See you around, stranger. 241 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,780 ‐ See you around, stranger. 242 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,730 Boo! 243 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:38,230 Whoa, dude! 244 00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:39,980 Chill out! 245 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,440 I was just messing with you. 246 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,860 ‐ What is happening? 247 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,190 ‐ Name's Andy. 248 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,150 I'm in charge of social media. 249 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:49,450 Had to get some promo shots with the OG Pooka here for Insta. 250 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:53,790 Wait. 251 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,200 I recognize you. 252 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,420 You‐‐you're the new copywriter? 253 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,710 ‐ Yeah. 254 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,000 - That's me. - Cool. 255 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,800 That means you work for me. 256 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,670 ‐ Wow. 257 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,890 You are... 258 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,140 very young. 259 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,010 ‐ Yeah. Got fast‐tracked. 260 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:15,520 Dad's an associate regional manager! 261 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,850 So that's the original 262 00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:17,940 Pooka doll? 263 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,310 Yeah, the one and only. 264 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:24,110 You know the story about the chick who created it, right? 265 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,740 ‐ No. 266 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,490 ‐ She went nuts, 267 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,660 killed her husband, 268 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,870 and lit herself on fire. 269 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:35,950 ‐ Really? 270 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,160 ‐ Yup. 271 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,370 Fucked‐up, huh? 272 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:45,210 Hey, anyway, peace out, Derrick. 273 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,190 What up, Jaxers? 274 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:03,940 It's ya boy, Jax, 275 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,980 comin' at you with some hot goss. 276 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:08,530 But first, a very special shout‐out 277 00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:11,450 to a truly dedicated Jaxer for trackin' down 278 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:12,570 our favorite loser. 279 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,030 Aww, poor Derdick! 280 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,410 Looks like he went a little wee‐wee 281 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:18,120 and ran all the way back home! 282 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,040 I think it's my duty to give him a, uh, 283 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,840 very special homecoming. 284 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,460 So if there are any Jaxers in the Spring Valley area, 285 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,720 make sure to do your very best to welcome him back. 286 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,390 Hey. What are you doing back? 287 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,510 ‐ Some asshat fucked with my car. 288 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,810 Oh. 289 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,890 "You sux"? ‐ Right? 290 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,190 If you're gonna insult a writer, 291 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,770 at least use proper grammar. 292 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,520 ‐ You gonna go to HR? 293 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,030 What happened to keeping a low profile? 294 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,070 ‐ Maybe you're right. 295 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,030 Well, either way, I'll see you tonight. 296 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,570 Tonight? 297 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,200 ‐ Yeah, at your welcome home party. 298 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,580 Molly texted me about it? 299 00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,080 Oh...was that a surprise? 300 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,080 ‐ To me, it was. 301 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,830 Oops. Um... 302 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,210 well, see ya there. 303 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,590 ‐ Yeah. Bring alcohol. 304 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,300 Please, yeah. ‐ Okay, yeah. 305 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,180 Remember that time 306 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:24,060 when we, uh, tried to TP Mrs. Kruger's house? 307 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,350 ‐ We tried to TP her place 308 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,150 but you couldn't get the TP roll over the tree. 309 00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:28,230 You know what? 310 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,940 Matt was the athlete, not me, right? 311 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,280 ‐ I had the muscles to take it over the top, baby! 312 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,200 ‐ Had. ‐ Aww! 313 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,280 Hey, Bennie, you might wanna take it easy on those brownies. 314 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,330 They're, uh, Molly's special recipe. 315 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,370 ‐ Mm! Honestly, these are fantastic! 316 00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:43,210 ‐ No, it‐‐ 317 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,540 ‐ You put weed in here? 318 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,210 ‐ Yes! ‐ No! I can't get high! 319 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,340 I'm a sheriff's deputy. ‐ Sorry! 320 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,630 ‐ Oh, what the hell. 321 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,130 So good. 322 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,630 ‐ You guys, this is so much fun. 323 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,260 It's just like when we were kids, right? 324 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,640 This is making me miss being 16. 325 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,100 - I just wanna be 16 again. - Are you kidding me? 326 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:03,310 Do you know how awful it would be to be a teenager now, okay? 327 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,350 Social media's the worst invention ever. 328 00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:07,730 ‐ All right, I can't do it. 329 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,230 Everyone's dancing around the issue 330 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,520 and I have no idea what's going on, 331 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,940 so I gotta ask, Derrick, 332 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,490 what is it with you and the internet thing? 333 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,530 ‐ Bennie! ‐ No, it's fine. 334 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,280 Figures Bennie wouldn't know. 335 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,950 I, um, wrote a book about online personalities 336 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:24,160 that pissed off one of the biggest influencers 337 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,670 on the internet, some douchebag named Jax. 338 00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,210 ‐ I'm sorry, man. 339 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,050 I know he's ruining your life, but... 340 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,550 Jax puts out the funniest videos. 341 00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:41,100 ‐ Mm...um... 342 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,180 ‐ Wait, didn't his videos hurt kids? 343 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:46,440 Like, they were eating marbles and, like, rupturing colons? 344 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,190 ‐ Yeah‐‐kids, adults, a lot of people did it. 345 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:50,310 Like, a lot of people do it, like, all kinds of people, 346 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,440 adults too. 347 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,820 Um...so what happened? 348 00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:58,860 He made it his mission to ruin my life. 349 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,660 Sent his horde to crucify me on social media, 350 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:06,330 flooded online sites with bad reviews, 351 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:09,540 boycotted my publisher, killed sales. 352 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,790 He, uh, destroyed my career. 353 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,210 All that work was just erased from existence. 354 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,130 Might as well have been dead. 355 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,130 Dead! 356 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,930 ‐ Oh! 357 00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:23,850 ‐ Mom? I had a nightmare. 358 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:26,430 Oh, baby, come over here. 359 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,560 Was it about pomegranates again? 360 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,610 Look, I know those seeds are weird, 361 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,940 but it's just a fruit, I promise. 362 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:35,440 ‐ No, it was Momo. 363 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,950 Oh, sweetie is that, like, a K‐pop band? 364 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,950 Uh, no, not exactly. 365 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:43,080 Momo is a dumb, scary‐looking doll thing 366 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,870 with big bug eyes, right? 367 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,790 ‐ Oh yeah, Kathy sent that to me. 368 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,420 Bunch of kids made up a story 369 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,040 that if you don't do what Momo says, 370 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,670 she'll make you‐‐ ‐ Mm...mm... 371 00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,590 ‐ do...do bad things. ‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah. 372 00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:57,010 So, someone sent it to Matt 373 00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,340 and he accidentally showed it to a certain little girl. 374 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,220 ‐ All right, let's get you to bed before 375 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,220 Mommy sics Momo on both of us. 376 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,180 Say goodnight! 377 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,890 Goodnight, everybody, let's go, let's go... 378 00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:11,230 All right, bug, goodnight, muah! 379 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,110 ‐ Don't forget Jenni! 380 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,320 ‐ You know Jenni's not real, right? 381 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,940 ‐ Don't listen to him, Jenni. 382 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,570 Mom says we can manifest ethereal entities 383 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:22,200 with our psychic energies. 384 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,240 ‐ Right. Okay. 385 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,950 Uh, goodnight, Jenni, muah! 386 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,410 Don't keep her up too late, okay? 387 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,840 She is just like I was when I was little. 388 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,130 ‐ Weird as fuck? 389 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:43,430 So what's with the whole murder‐suicide thing in Pooka? 390 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,140 ‐ You didn't hear about what happened last year? 391 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,060 ‐ It was Ellie Burgis. 392 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:49,770 Do you remember her? She was in our class. 393 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:53,480 She used to sit in the back row and, like, eat her own hair? 394 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,480 Oh, Ellie Burgess! 395 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,190 Yeah, Ellie Burgess and I went on a couple dates 396 00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,320 back in the day. 397 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,650 Talk about a bullet dodged. 398 00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,700 She actually came up with the idea for the doll 399 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,990 when she was working in Accounting. 400 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,910 The company bought it off of her, but then 401 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:09,620 they wanted to do a remodel to spruce it up 402 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,370 and she went berserk 403 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:14,630 and Security had to, like, escort her out of the building 404 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,210 and she did it that night. 405 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,710 You know, I was the one that got called to the scene 406 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:21,380 that night. 407 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,970 ‐ I don't wanna hear about this. ‐ Oh, I wanna hear about that. 408 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,800 ‐ Come on. ‐ No! 409 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,720 Well, we needed forensics to tell 410 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,760 the bodies apart because they were so charred. 411 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,220 You wanna know the creepiest part? 412 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,140 ‐ Because that wasn't creepy enough? 413 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,560 ‐ She was wearing a Pooka mask when she did it 414 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,690 and it melted to her face. 415 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,650 Bennie! Why do you have that on your phone? 416 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:44,360 You brought that up so fast! 417 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,740 ‐ What would make someone do that? 418 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,080 ‐ Hey, use the doorbell! 419 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,210 - Jesus Christ! - No, I got it, I got it. 420 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,750 ‐ Okay. ‐ God. 421 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,550 You suck, Derdick! 422 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,970 ‐ What is going on? 423 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,930 ‐ Well, bad news, Matt and Molly. 424 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,850 Apparently, the Jackoffs know where I'm staying. 425 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:17,980 ‐ Maybe you should send Momo after them. 426 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:20,780 ‐ Or Ellie, huh? 427 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,990 Right? Just imagine just a crazy chick 428 00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,450 in a melted Pooka mask. 429 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,160 That's scarier than Momo. 430 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,410 ‐ What if we did that? 431 00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:30,990 ‐ Did what? 432 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,950 ‐ What if we made our own Momo? 433 00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:35,500 But for adults, based on Ellie? 434 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,420 You know, really fuck with other people online 435 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:40,040 for a change, especially Jax. 436 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,880 We could go viral. 437 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,420 ‐ But how do you make it, you know, spread on the internet? 438 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,300 Oh, people love to join in on stupid shit. 439 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,430 We just come up with some ridiculous ritual 440 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,050 that you can do to summon Pooka. 441 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:53,140 It'll be like Bloody Mary meets the ice bucket challenge. 442 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:55,310 Okay, okay, what could the ritual be? 443 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:57,350 Well, if it's involving Pooka, 444 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,770 maybe we have 'em do the Pooka dance thing, 445 00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:03,190 the Pooka‐see, Pooka‐do thing, like, whatever that is? 446 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:04,990 Okay, yeah, that is kinda cute. 447 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,490 Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that, but... 448 00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:08,490 more stupid. ‐ Yeah. 449 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,450 Well, she burned herself alive. 450 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,790 Why don't we get people to eat something really, really spicy? 451 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:18,920 ‐ No, the spicy food challenge stuff, 452 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,790 like the Hot Ones thing, that's played out, 453 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:22,090 that's too hacked. 454 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,590 But eating something, that's always a big thing. 455 00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:26,050 That's good, but what would it be? 456 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,760 ‐ What about ash? 457 00:22:33,430 --> 00:22:36,350 ‐ Morbid. I love it, Susan. 458 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:38,560 Thank you. 459 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,900 In order to do the full ceremony, 460 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,820 you eat ash, symbolizing the Salem witch trials, 461 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:48,360 where her ancestors were punished. 462 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,610 Put on the Pooka mask and do the Pooka dance 463 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:53,200 while singing the full lyrics. 464 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,740 The spell goes, 465 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,040 "Pooka see, Pooka do. 466 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,710 If you're bad, he'll come for you. 467 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:02,420 With fuzzy ears and eyes of red, 468 00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:05,840 you'd best behave or else you're dead." 469 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,340 All right, I think I got it. 470 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,380 Ellie's fake family history about her ancestors 471 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,010 being witches, 472 00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:13,350 bunch of random mysticism courtesy of Molly. 473 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,180 ‐ Yeah! ‐ Mm‐hm. 474 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,100 ‐ You do all of this and Pooka will judge 475 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,930 if you're naughty. 476 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,440 You can even challenge your friends to join in. 477 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,900 ‐ That's where it's at. 478 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,270 Uh, yeah, guys, 479 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,940 I don't know about this. 480 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:27,690 That's an angry spirit you're messing with. 481 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:30,400 Can we just not post it? 482 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,910 Molly, see, this is why Lauren always has nightmares, 483 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,490 'cause you talk about this stuff like it's real. 484 00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:37,120 ‐ Oh, come on, Molly. 485 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,460 Live a‐‐live a little! 486 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,750 ‐ Bennie, you're so stoned! 487 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,830 Stop eating the brownies! 488 00:23:43,830 --> 00:23:45,750 ‐ But they're delicious! 489 00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,260 Oh my God, you're so high! 490 00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,670 ‐ But seriously... 491 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,760 I think you should post it. 492 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,720 Because if Amir sees it, he will lose his shit. 493 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,230 ‐ Done. 494 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:03,480 ‐ Ah. 495 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,270 All right, you're finished, great. 496 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:09,230 But this creative genius has got to go to bed. 497 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,490 Finished! 498 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:14,950 ‐ Oh, I'm never getting high again. 499 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:14,590 ‐ Hey, Jaxers! 500 00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:16,720 It's ya boy, Jax. Ya'll have been begging me 501 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,350 to try this whole Pooka Challenge. 502 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,220 Here we go. Now, if I've been naughty, 503 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:23,600 which, come on, I'm Jax, y'all, 504 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,060 Pooka will come and beat the shit outta me, okay? 505 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:29,940 So I've decided to risk it all for you Jaxers. 506 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,900 Here we go. 507 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,240 Bone apple teeth! 508 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,370 Yecch. 509 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:41,910 That's nasty. 510 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,920 ♪ Pooka see, Pooka do ♪ 511 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,880 ♪ If you're bad, he'll come for you ♪ 512 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,130 ♪ With fuzzy ears and eyes of red ♪ 513 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:55,050 ♪ You'd best behave or else you're dead ♪ 514 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,350 Uh, I challenge my bros Frotropious and WillyTT 515 00:26:01,350 --> 00:26:02,350 to take the challenge. 516 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:05,680 Subscribe. 517 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,520 Yo, you have to do the Pooka Challenge. 518 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,690 Even Jax did it. 519 00:26:08,690 --> 00:26:11,900 Get me a Pooka mask stat. 520 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,230 ‐ What did Jax do? 521 00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:16,650 Um ...it's called Google, old man. 522 00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:38,880 ‐ Holy shit, we're trending! 523 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,300 ‐ Oh my God, did you see? 524 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,550 ‐ Yes, yes, we actually went viral! 525 00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:43,310 ‐ I know, right? 526 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:47,270 By the way, ash tastes terrible. 527 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:49,020 ‐ What‐‐you... 528 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:51,190 you actually tried it? 529 00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:52,940 We made it up! ‐ I know, I had to! 530 00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:54,820 Kathy made everyone in the office do it. 531 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:57,070 But, you know, good work, copywriter. 532 00:26:58,610 --> 00:27:02,320 So, hey, would you maybe wanna get dinner tomorrow? 533 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,950 You know, catch up? 534 00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:07,160 ‐ Oh, yeah‐‐uh, yeah, sure. 535 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,080 Cool. Well, how 'bout Footsies? 536 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,460 ‐ Is that like literally the only restaurant in town? 537 00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:14,800 ‐ What? I love the breadsticks. 538 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,840 Susan! 539 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,300 ‐ Yeah. ‐ We are facing a code red 540 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,550 PR crisis. 541 00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:20,300 What are you doing to help out, exactly? 542 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:23,760 ‐ I'm just giving Derrick notes on his copy for Pooka Day. 543 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,810 ‐ Okay. Your little‐ass pal is the least of our worries. 544 00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:30,810 I need you to please get your head in the game. 545 00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:33,560 ‐ Mm‐hm, I'm sorry, sir, I'm‐‐I'm coming. 546 00:27:36,610 --> 00:27:38,780 Oh‐ho‐ho my God! 547 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:41,280 Stores are selling out of the Pooka mask. 548 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,700 We better be getting a fat royalty check for this. 549 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,870 ‐ I thought I imagined this whole thing. 550 00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:48,700 Do not ever let me taste your baked goods again, Matt. 551 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:51,330 ‐ Fuck Jax, I can't believe he actually did it. 552 00:27:51,330 --> 00:27:53,460 ‐ Well, I mean, I did it too 'cause, like, you know, 553 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,000 what he does, I do. 554 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,340 Usually, it's just... 555 00:27:58,340 --> 00:27:59,880 I mean, I stay on trend, you know? 556 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,130 I just try and keep up with the... 557 00:28:02,630 --> 00:28:04,010 Oh, okay. 558 00:28:04,010 --> 00:28:05,140 I got daddy duty. 559 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:06,260 You guys have a good time. 560 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,470 Here you go, Bennie. ‐ Ew! Matt! 561 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:10,230 ‐ What? No beer left behind, right? 562 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,850 See you guys later. 563 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:13,350 Social media influencers 564 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,150 have taken the internet by storm, 565 00:28:15,150 --> 00:28:17,570 igniting the Pooka Challenge. 566 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,780 Experts are saying this is quickly becoming 567 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:23,360 the biggest internet sensation of all time. 568 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:28,540 ‐ The most influential thing I've ever written. 569 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,870 And I can't even take credit for it. 570 00:28:32,870 --> 00:28:34,040 ‐ Whatever, man. 571 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,130 Don't these things just blow over anyway? 572 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:39,420 ‐ No, no, they definitely do not. 573 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:41,880 I have over a half a million followers who are trolling me 574 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,890 and they are not letting it go. 575 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,390 - And a stalker. - What? 576 00:28:48,390 --> 00:28:50,470 Oh no. 577 00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:52,060 No. 578 00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:56,520 "Hey. This is Derrick's friend 579 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,230 the police officer. 580 00:28:59,230 --> 00:29:03,860 Now I have your cell number, asshole." 581 00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:06,370 You're welcome. 582 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,160 ‐ My hero. 583 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,620 ‐ All right, well, I'm calling it. 584 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,250 I got an early shift tomorrow. 585 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:15,330 Get home safe, bud. 586 00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:16,750 ‐ Goodnight, Officer. 587 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,250 ‐ Okay, so, we're gonna go to the beach, 588 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,130 you know, get shirtless, 589 00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:24,260 and then fuck up some Pooka toys. 590 00:29:25,510 --> 00:29:27,930 Yeah. Obviously, I'm gonna livestream it. 591 00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:32,270 Wh‐‐I'm deadass, Brad! 592 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,850 Yeah, I don't care if it's littering. 593 00:29:34,850 --> 00:29:37,400 Bro, this whole Pooka thing is getting me way more views 594 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,150 than the IG pics of my abs. 595 00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,150 Yeah, I know, I didn't believe it either. 596 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:45,110 Anyways, we are riding this wave to a new brand deal, okay? 597 00:29:45,110 --> 00:29:46,860 Deal! 598 00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:53,620 Fuckin' toy. 599 00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:06,340 What up, Jaxers? 600 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,970 It's ya boy Jax coming to you live! 601 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:10,350 Just wanna say a quick little thank you 602 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,100 to everyone for supporting me on my latest video. 603 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,150 Oh. Anyways, uh, just wanted to say 604 00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:28,700 I have a very, very special treat lined up 605 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,120 for all you Pooka fans, you already‐‐ 606 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,840 Uh, sorry, Jaxers, just got a little distracted. 607 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,010 What the hell? 608 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:11,410 Help! 609 00:31:11,410 --> 00:31:13,660 Someone help me! 610 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,880 Help! 611 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:38,060 Mom! 612 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:21,600 ‐ Fucking influencers. 613 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,810 Cheers. ‐ Cheers! 614 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:26,940 Oh my God. 615 00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:29,230 Remember when my mom used to drop us off here? 616 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:31,150 Yes! 617 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,160 And those ominous warnings she used to give us? 618 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,910 "Be safe." 619 00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:36,580 Like she thought we were just gonna go into the bathroom 620 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,370 and start bangin'. 621 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:41,500 ‐ I mean, nothing turns me on like garlic and butter. 622 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,670 ‐ So you, uh, meeting a lot of new people? 623 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:47,290 ‐ Uh, yeah, well, I'm seeing, like, five guys at once, so. 624 00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:49,300 ‐ Hm. ‐ Really mastered 625 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,840 playing the field here in Spring Valley. 626 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:55,090 ‐ I am very proud of you. 627 00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:57,300 But seriously, are you? 628 00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:58,350 ‐ No! 629 00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:00,180 Have you seen how busy I am? 630 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,640 Every living thing in my house dies. 631 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,310 I can't commit to a human. 632 00:33:04,310 --> 00:33:09,070 So, um...you got any ideas for your next book? 633 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,570 ‐ I think it's safe to say that my writing career 634 00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:13,400 is pretty much over. 635 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,030 ‐ You can't just give up, Derrick. 636 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,450 You've always wanted to be a writer. 637 00:33:16,450 --> 00:33:17,490 ‐ Yeah, well, that was before 638 00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:19,410 the world thought I was an asshole. 639 00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:21,910 Now they could care less what I have to say. 640 00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:23,790 ‐ So what are you gonna do? 641 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:26,420 ‐ Play it by ear. 642 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:29,210 Hopefully, this whole thing dies down 643 00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:31,500 and then I get a writing job doing food reviews 644 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:35,220 for a little gazette in New York. 645 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:37,970 ‐ So you're going back there, then? 646 00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:39,850 ‐ Maybe. 647 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:42,020 I don't know, that's where my life was. 648 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:53,030 - So, um...aww... - WHAT? 649 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,570 Do you ever think what would've happened 650 00:33:54,570 --> 00:33:57,990 if we stayed together? 651 00:33:57,990 --> 00:34:00,660 Hm. 652 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:03,330 Well, I would be miserable in New York 653 00:34:03,330 --> 00:34:04,910 or you would be miserable here. 654 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:08,580 ‐ Come on. 655 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,290 It's New York, Susan. 656 00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:14,090 ‐ Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 657 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:17,010 I actually like it here and you don't. 658 00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:21,050 All you've ever wanted is to get out and be seen. 659 00:34:21,050 --> 00:34:22,430 ‐ What does that mean? 660 00:34:22,430 --> 00:34:25,390 ‐ Don't act like you don't know. 661 00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:26,690 I mean, this whole thing with Jax. 662 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:29,440 I mean, you hate it but you're obsessed with it. 663 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,940 Why don't you just delete your social profiles? 664 00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:37,490 I'm just saying that what you wanted isn't here. 665 00:34:37,490 --> 00:34:40,200 And all I've ever wanted is... 666 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,830 ‐ What, to be in a town full of nobodies 667 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:45,790 obsessed with some obnoxious children's toy? 668 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:51,170 ‐ So this life that you have up there, 669 00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:52,790 how many people actually gave a shit 670 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:54,130 when all this went down? 671 00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,550 ‐ Okay, you know what? It's New York, okay? 672 00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:56,840 I got dropped. 673 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,300 They'll welcome me back eventually. 674 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,180 ‐ Okay, well here in Spring Valley, 675 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,300 there's people like Molly who open their home to you 676 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,510 because they're good people. 677 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:07,270 I mean, did you even visit Molly when she had Lauren? 678 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:13,940 Yeah, I didn't think so. 679 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:16,690 I mean, when you left, you just dropped all of us. 680 00:35:16,690 --> 00:35:17,820 You got successful and then all of a sudden 681 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:20,860 it was like none of us even mattered anymore. 682 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:22,870 Until you needed us. 683 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,080 So don't you dare act like you're better 684 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,450 than this place. 685 00:35:30,830 --> 00:35:32,630 Hey‐‐Susan, Susan! 686 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,840 ‐ I'm parked down there. 687 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,210 ‐ Okay, I'll walk you to your car. 688 00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:36,800 ‐ No, it's cool, I got it. 689 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,720 ‐ Hey, listen, I'm sorry about what I said before, 690 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,930 I didn't mean it. 691 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,390 ‐ No, you did. 692 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,300 And that's just who you are, 693 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:45,760 and that's okay. 694 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,430 And it was really great catching up with you. 695 00:35:47,430 --> 00:35:49,520 I'll see you at the office. 696 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,350 ‐ Yeah, okay, just... 697 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:54,770 Bye, Susan! 698 00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:27,220 Oh God, Amir, fuck Pooka! 699 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,270 Andy? 700 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:51,040 "You've been naughty"? 701 00:37:36,330 --> 00:37:38,250 Oh my God. 702 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:42,510 ‐ Susan! ‐ Oh! Jesus Christ, Derrick! 703 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,510 ‐ What happened? 704 00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:44,630 ‐ I was attacked! 705 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,010 ‐ Attacked? By who? 706 00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:48,640 ‐ I don't know, I don't know what... 707 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,560 ‐ Your car. 708 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,220 - "Naughty"? - What?! 709 00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:54,430 So you were attacked by someone 710 00:37:54,430 --> 00:37:55,850 wearing a Pooka suit? 711 00:37:55,850 --> 00:37:58,020 ‐ Yeah, I think so. 712 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,440 Derrick and I had just finished dinner, 713 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,690 and then, he was just at my car, 714 00:38:02,690 --> 00:38:06,150 and he had... he had these scissors. 715 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,740 Like we wrote in the story. 716 00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:09,070 And then he was just gone. 717 00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:12,370 ‐ I got a text from the stalker just as she was being attacked. 718 00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:14,700 ‐ Does someone know we posted that story? 719 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,370 ‐ Can't we just take it down, Derrick? 720 00:38:16,370 --> 00:38:19,210 ‐ I‐‐no one knows it was actually us 721 00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:21,250 that posted it. 722 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,800 ‐ You won't delete it because it's popular, 723 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,590 won't you? 724 00:38:24,590 --> 00:38:26,800 It's out there now. 725 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,050 ‐ Bennie, I mean, should we be worried, or... 726 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:31,220 ‐ I don't know. 727 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,890 Just be careful, keep your doors locked. 728 00:38:33,890 --> 00:38:35,430 Suzie, I'm gonna take you down to the station 729 00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:36,980 so we can file a report. 730 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:38,440 And I'm gonna run that number that's been harassing you, 731 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,730 see who it belongs to. 732 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:41,020 ‐ Yeah, no, thanks. 733 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:42,320 Suzie, I'm really sorry about that. 734 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,360 Yeah. 735 00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,920 Knock, knock! 736 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,290 ‐ Hey! Molly, what's up? 737 00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:04,300 I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 738 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,670 Seemed kinda tense down there with Susan, huh? 739 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:07,920 Yeah. 740 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,430 I, uh, really fucked up. 741 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,260 Started thinking maybe you were right, 742 00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:15,600 so I was checking to see if anyone figured out 743 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,230 it was us. 744 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,270 This thing's really taken on a life of its own. 745 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:21,350 ‐ What do you mean? 746 00:39:21,350 --> 00:39:22,610 People keep adding to it, 747 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,360 saying that it has razor‐sharp claws, 748 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,150 can teleport... 749 00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:28,700 Starting to talk about it like it's actually real. 750 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,240 ‐ Well, they probably do think it's real. 751 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,740 Never underestimate how willing people are 752 00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:34,370 to believe in something. 753 00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:35,620 Did you know in some cultures, 754 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:37,620 they actually believe the imagination can create 755 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,250 things that... 756 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,080 I'm gonna stop talking now. 757 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,130 Goodnight. 758 00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:45,170 Hey, Moll? 759 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:46,460 ‐ Yep? 760 00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:47,590 You know, it's not too late for me to get 761 00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:48,760 a hotel room or something. 762 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,840 This is a lot to deal with. 763 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,260 You guys have done enough already. 764 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:52,640 Are you kidding? 765 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,010 You were already chased out of your home once. 766 00:39:54,010 --> 00:39:55,810 I am not letting that happen again. 767 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,100 ‐ You're a better friend than I deserve, Moll. 768 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,770 ‐ Mm. 769 00:40:03,770 --> 00:40:05,900 Very true. 770 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:07,650 Goodnight. 771 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,910 Hey, Derdick! 772 00:40:14,910 --> 00:40:16,700 Here. ‐ What's this? 773 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:19,790 Some stuff Amir needs for the big shindig tomorrow. 774 00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:22,870 Pooka 2.0, baby! 775 00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:25,590 So, yeah, he apparently wanted it yesterday, so. 776 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,340 ‐ Yesterday? 777 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:28,920 Thanks for the prompt delivery. 778 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,470 ‐ Hey, no sweat, dude. 779 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,930 Peace out. 780 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,050 ‐ Hey, hey, I was... looking for you all day. 781 00:41:17,050 --> 00:41:18,430 Is everything all right? 782 00:41:18,430 --> 00:41:20,390 ‐ Yeah, you know, just swamped with the event. 783 00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:22,100 ‐ Yeah, I was, um, wondering 784 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:25,480 if we could maybe try that whole... 785 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,270 dinner thing again tonight? 786 00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:29,730 I'm clearly very rusty. 787 00:41:29,730 --> 00:41:31,650 ‐ Uh, I actually asked Molly and Matt 788 00:41:31,650 --> 00:41:36,280 if they would hang out tonight, so, um, sorry. 789 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,240 ‐ Got it! Oh, yeah, duh. 790 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,660 I still have to finish that whole speech thing 791 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:43,160 for your event, uh, tomorrow. 792 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,710 So, um, I will see you there 793 00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:47,830 at the... 794 00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:26,910 In international news, 795 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,040 Alex Butler was arrested in Berlin 796 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,920 for murdering his family after police responded 797 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,670 to sounds of screaming coming from the household. 798 00:42:34,670 --> 00:42:36,800 Reports indicate there were four victims: 799 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,840 his wife and their three children. 800 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,640 Eyewitnesses reported that upon being arrested, 801 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,560 the suspect was apparently hysterically claiming 802 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,930 that he was innocent 803 00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:48,440 and that a creature actually committed the murders 804 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,400 after they did the now‐infamous Pooka Challenge. 805 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,230 We'll have more details soon. 806 00:42:54,230 --> 00:42:56,360 ‐ This can't be real. 807 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,750 Here you go. 808 00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:26,020 Pooka see, Pooka do. 809 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,270 If you're bad, he'll come for you. 810 00:43:28,270 --> 00:43:30,770 With furry ears and eyes of red, 811 00:43:30,770 --> 00:43:33,560 best be good or else you're dead. 812 00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:03,510 Just what I thought. 813 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:07,060 You're just a stupid kids' toy. 814 00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,000 Fuck... 815 00:44:44,930 --> 00:44:46,470 Hello? 816 00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:56,980 Andy, if that's you... 817 00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:59,780 I'm definitely going straight to HR. 818 00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:31,890 Stupid fuckin' Pooka. 819 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,730 Shit! 820 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:18,400 Hey, are you all right? 821 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,310 ‐ No! ‐ Swing and a miss. 822 00:46:22,570 --> 00:46:23,940 ‐ Oh, hi, Derrick. 823 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:26,950 You do know this isn't actually the only place in town. 824 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,280 ‐ Are you okay? ‐ Oh, yeah, I'm fine! 825 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,410 Everything's fine! 826 00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:34,000 I just got attacked by a giant kids' toy! 827 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,870 ‐ What, the guy from last night? 828 00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:38,460 No, no, everyone, just‐‐just listen to me. 829 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:42,250 Whatever it is that tried to kill me, um... 830 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,050 it wasn't human. 831 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:52,430 Uh, you okay, man, or... 832 00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:54,020 I'm serious. 833 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,810 I did the ritual, and, uh... 834 00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,310 ...I think I summoned Pooka. 835 00:46:59,310 --> 00:47:00,440 The ritual? 836 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,440 The same ritual we did the other day 837 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,440 while drunk, the one we made up completely? 838 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,690 Okay, okay, okay, just... 839 00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:08,400 hear me out. 840 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,410 What if the singing, the dancing, the ash, 841 00:47:11,410 --> 00:47:13,870 the whole Pooka thing, 842 00:47:13,870 --> 00:47:15,290 what if it actually works? 843 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:16,660 What did I tell you? 844 00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:19,080 What did I tell you guys about fucking with angry spirits? 845 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,420 Derrick, I know you're upset, 846 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,540 but listen to yourself‐‐ ‐ I know what I saw! 847 00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:31,760 ‐ Okay, your parents just called, 848 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,510 so they're on their way home. 849 00:47:33,510 --> 00:47:35,180 That means bedtime. 850 00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:37,680 ‐ But you said you'd tell us a story. 851 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,560 Yeah, well, last time I read you and Jenni something, 852 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,520 your parents almost fired me. 853 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,990 You want your Pooka doll? 854 00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:51,410 What, why not? You love Pooka. 855 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:54,200 ‐ It's going to get me. 856 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,040 ‐ Don't tell me you're scared of that viral thing. 857 00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,000 Lauren, you're getting too old for this kind of stuff. 858 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,380 Here. 859 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,250 I'll prove to you... 860 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:08,090 there's nothing to be afraid of. 861 00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:39,950 Naughty? 862 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,420 Mrs. C, are you home? 863 00:48:50,210 --> 00:48:53,590 Lauren, is that you? 864 00:49:48,150 --> 00:49:49,940 ‐ Becky, we're home. 865 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:54,700 - I'll check upstairs. - Yeah. 866 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,410 Becky? 867 00:50:06,210 --> 00:50:07,500 She's not up there. 868 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,920 What? I just talked to her. 869 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:09,920 Did she leave? 870 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,050 ‐ I don't know, maybe she bailed. 871 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,170 ‐ She bailed? Oh my God, she is so fired. 872 00:50:13,170 --> 00:50:14,630 Maybe Pooka got her. 873 00:50:14,630 --> 00:50:16,050 ‐ Oh my God, here we go. 874 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,560 Maybe it's the babysitter? 875 00:50:31,230 --> 00:50:32,650 Matt, what the hell? 876 00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:34,030 What are you doing here, Bennie? 877 00:50:34,030 --> 00:50:36,200 I came to talk to Derrick about that phone number 878 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,160 since he wasn't answering my calls. 879 00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:41,870 What, did something happen? 880 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:46,000 ‐ Pooka attacked me at the office. 881 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,460 We think it's Ellie's ghost. 882 00:50:48,870 --> 00:50:50,330 No, that... 883 00:50:50,330 --> 00:50:52,000 that's what Molly thinks. 884 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,050 ‐ Matt, Ellie murdered her husband 885 00:50:55,050 --> 00:50:57,130 - and burnt herself alive... - And that means now 886 00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:59,510 that there's a toy roaming the streets killing people? 887 00:50:59,510 --> 00:51:02,720 No, it means that her spirit is not at rest, 888 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:05,850 and that ritual we made could be channeling it 889 00:51:05,850 --> 00:51:08,560 and manifesting as Pooka. 890 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,690 So what did you find out? 891 00:51:12,690 --> 00:51:14,900 ‐ Well I traced the phone number that's been harassing you. 892 00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,900 It belongs to some kid named Andy Jorgensen. 893 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:19,660 ‐ Andy? ‐ He works at SCI. 894 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,030 I mean, the guy's a douchebag, 895 00:51:21,030 --> 00:51:23,280 but I don't think he'd actually attack anybody. 896 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,830 Well, I tracked the phone number. 897 00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:26,410 He's at Ellie's old place right now. 898 00:51:26,410 --> 00:51:28,660 I'm gonna go check it out and I'll let you know what I find. 899 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:30,830 No, no, no, it's not safe for you, Bennie. 900 00:51:30,830 --> 00:51:32,710 This is not something you can arrest. 901 00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:34,130 Whatever that thing is, 902 00:51:34,130 --> 00:51:36,920 it is not just some kid wearing a costume. 903 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,840 ‐ Okay, Derrick, take a breath, calm down. 904 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,840 Okay, listen, if it's a ghost, 905 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,470 then the only way to get rid of it 906 00:51:42,470 --> 00:51:44,510 is to purify the place where it died. 907 00:51:44,510 --> 00:51:46,850 So, here, okay. 908 00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:48,930 You burn the sage, you sprinkle the salt... 909 00:51:48,930 --> 00:51:50,270 ‐ Guys, I don't think... ‐ Burn the sage 910 00:51:50,270 --> 00:51:51,650 - and sprinkle the salt? - I'm coming with you. 911 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,560 If this is because of the ritual, I did it too. 912 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,980 ‐ Guys. ‐ So I want to help. 913 00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:56,320 ‐ You did it? ‐ Okay! 914 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,780 Everybody take a breath and calm down. 915 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,030 This is getting ridiculous. 916 00:52:01,030 --> 00:52:03,490 For once in my life, I agree with Matt. 917 00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:04,620 Wow. 918 00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:06,370 ‐ There are no such thing as ghosts. 919 00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:09,000 Okay, so I am going to Ellie's and I am bringing in Andy 920 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,790 because I am an officer of the law. 921 00:52:10,790 --> 00:52:13,000 Now, if you two want to come with me, that's fine, 922 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,840 only because I know you'll follow me anyway. 923 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,630 ‐ That's true. All right. 924 00:52:16,630 --> 00:52:18,590 ‐ Call us if you need any help, okay? 925 00:52:18,590 --> 00:52:20,470 Yeah, and be careful of the spirits 926 00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,720 and the ghosts and the goblins. 927 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,890 And the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, 928 00:52:24,890 --> 00:52:27,560 and elves and shit. ‐ Never having sex again. 929 00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:43,660 ‐ Not creepy at all. 930 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,240 ‐ I'm gonna check it out. 931 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,830 Stay behind me. 932 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,430 ‐ You still have that old thing I gave you? 933 00:53:04,430 --> 00:53:07,390 ‐ It was your, uh, goodbye present to me. 934 00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:09,390 You know I bought it for like five bucks 935 00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:11,020 at Claire's, right? 936 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:12,980 ‐ Sentimental value. 937 00:53:16,770 --> 00:53:18,730 ‐ No sign of a break‐in. 938 00:53:18,730 --> 00:53:21,990 Well, how are we gonna get in? 939 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:23,360 ‐ Oh, wait, did... 940 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,450 did I just hear someone call for help? 941 00:53:25,450 --> 00:53:27,280 ‐ What? No, I‐‐I didn't hear anything. 942 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,540 ‐ I don't think so. ‐ No, I definitely heard 943 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,450 someone call for help. 944 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:35,000 It's a cop thing. 945 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,130 ‐ Oh, okay, okay, there is a Burmese demon 946 00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:46,550 called a Belu 947 00:53:46,550 --> 00:53:48,430 that shapeshifts and eats people. 948 00:53:48,430 --> 00:53:49,970 - Maybe it's one of those. - Yeah. 949 00:53:49,970 --> 00:53:51,470 Oh, you should probably call Ghostbusters. 950 00:53:51,470 --> 00:53:53,180 Maybe they can figure it out. 951 00:53:53,180 --> 00:53:55,850 Okay, what's with the condescending attitude? 952 00:53:55,850 --> 00:53:57,940 ‐ No, uh...sorry, you're right. 953 00:53:57,940 --> 00:53:59,400 Let's just jump to the conclusion 954 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,020 that ghosts and demons exist 955 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:03,690 and they're stalking our friends. 956 00:54:03,690 --> 00:54:06,200 ‐ I remember when you loved that I was into this stuff, 957 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,990 and now it just seems to annoy you. 958 00:54:07,990 --> 00:54:10,740 ‐ I just wish you were a bit more realistic sometimes. 959 00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:12,700 ‐ What? ‐ Molly, our daughter 960 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,120 believes she has an invisible friend because of you. 961 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,960 ‐ So? ‐ She's 8 years old, Moll! 962 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,250 She shouldn't be learning about Tibetan mysticism. 963 00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:20,630 Oh, I'm sorry 964 00:54:20,630 --> 00:54:22,170 that I think there's more to the world 965 00:54:22,170 --> 00:54:24,420 than drinking beer and watching television. 966 00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:27,510 ‐ Oh my God, look, it's not a demon. 967 00:54:27,510 --> 00:54:31,180 It's just some people being idiots online. 968 00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:37,190 ‐ Well, it's clear we see things differently. 969 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,190 Oh my God. 970 00:54:39,190 --> 00:54:41,270 Mom, Dad? 971 00:54:41,270 --> 00:54:43,280 ‐ Hey, bud. ‐ Hey, baby. 972 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,940 Did you have another bad dream? 973 00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:46,200 ‐ No. 974 00:54:49,070 --> 00:54:51,490 There's someone in my room. 975 00:55:02,790 --> 00:55:06,130 ‐ So, um, what is it that we're looking for? 976 00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:07,760 Some sign of Pooka. 977 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,300 No, we're looking to see 978 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,090 if a person has been here recently. 979 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:13,510 I'm probably the first black guy to say this to a cop, 980 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:16,180 but I'd feel a lot safer if you'd take out your gun. 981 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:17,390 ‐ I don't know, man. 982 00:55:17,390 --> 00:55:19,440 I didn't pack my silver bullets. 983 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,150 ‐ Hey, look. 984 00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:39,540 ‐ So this is where it happened. 985 00:55:40,830 --> 00:55:42,790 Jenni and I saw something. 986 00:55:42,790 --> 00:55:45,840 No, Jenni, you just imagined you saw something. 987 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,920 But it's Pooka, he was watching me. 988 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,220 No, baby, we told you 989 00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:51,930 that was just a story we made up. 990 00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:54,470 - Becky did it. - Becky did what? 991 00:55:54,470 --> 00:55:56,720 ‐ She did the dance and put it online 992 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,310 and now she's gone. 993 00:56:02,270 --> 00:56:04,400 Honey... 994 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,900 where is Becky? 995 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:08,070 Moll, no, stop, just watch Lauren. 996 00:56:08,070 --> 00:56:09,320 I'm gonna check the room. 997 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,400 No. 998 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,410 No, Matt! 999 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:12,820 Matt, don't you go in that room! 1000 00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:14,780 Molly, look at me! 1001 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:16,990 Monsters don't exist! 1002 00:56:16,990 --> 00:56:18,120 ‐ What... 1003 00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:22,460 I can't believe I'm the bad guy in this situation. 1004 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,550 ‐ Was that a phone? 1005 00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:31,170 ‐ If ghosts had phones. 1006 00:56:39,310 --> 00:56:41,100 ‐ Damn light bulbs. 1007 00:56:44,350 --> 00:56:45,900 Where'd you say you saw it? 1008 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,190 ‐ In the closet. 1009 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,210 ‐ "You've been naughty." 1010 00:57:03,210 --> 00:57:04,580 Police. 1011 00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:06,460 This is the police. Show yourself. 1012 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:26,020 I guess we can rule out Andy. 1013 00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:28,070 I think that's safe to say. 1014 00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:27,750 ‐ All right, I'm gonna have to call this in. 1015 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,670 Call this in. 1016 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,550 Susan... 1017 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,750 ‐ Bennie! 1018 00:59:10,670 --> 00:59:12,000 Fuck! 1019 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,380 Shit! 1020 00:59:17,670 --> 00:59:18,720 ‐ Matt, Matt! 1021 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,470 You stay here. 1022 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:22,970 Holy shit! 1023 00:59:22,970 --> 00:59:24,600 Holy shit, what is that thing? 1024 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,930 Ah, holy shit! 1025 00:59:25,930 --> 00:59:28,100 And what is it wearing? ‐ What's wrong? 1026 00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:29,770 ‐ Uh, nothing. 1027 00:59:29,770 --> 00:59:31,650 Get downstairs now. 1028 00:59:41,990 --> 00:59:43,410 Go, go, go! 1029 00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:54,500 Well, Molly, I think it's safe to say that 1030 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,510 you were probably right. ‐ Probably? 1031 00:59:58,170 --> 00:59:59,220 Get outta here now! 1032 00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:01,510 ‐ No, no, Bennie, we are not leaving you. 1033 01:00:02,590 --> 01:00:04,600 ‐ Hey, asshole! 1034 01:00:05,890 --> 01:00:07,180 That was not even close. 1035 01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:09,100 Uh, yeah, writer here. 1036 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:16,150 Hey! 1037 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,360 No, not my Himalayan salt crystal! 1038 01:00:21,570 --> 01:00:23,450 Go, go, go, go, go! 1039 01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:26,950 What's wrong? 1040 01:00:26,950 --> 01:00:28,410 Uh, nothing. 1041 01:00:28,410 --> 01:00:30,000 It's just a really big rat. 1042 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,370 ‐ You're going to stab it? ‐ Yeah, it's a big monster rat. 1043 01:00:32,370 --> 01:00:34,210 Now get in the pantry. Go, go, go! 1044 01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:43,680 ‐ Be gone, evil spirit! 1045 01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:46,350 Aren't you supposed to light it? 1046 01:00:46,350 --> 01:00:47,970 ‐ I don't know! 1047 01:00:47,970 --> 01:00:50,140 Shit, shit! 1048 01:00:50,140 --> 01:00:51,560 ‐ Hey! 1049 01:00:54,190 --> 01:00:55,440 ‐ Damn it, Molly! 1050 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,190 ‐ God damn it, you guys! 1051 01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:07,080 Great idea, Matt. 1052 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,700 Now we're in a small room with no exit! 1053 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,250 What do we do now? ‐ I don't know! 1054 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,790 Is that Becky? 1055 01:01:16,790 --> 01:01:17,920 It's okay, baby. 1056 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,380 She's just napping. 1057 01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:21,130 ‐ What? 1058 01:01:36,350 --> 01:01:37,980 ‐ Guys? 1059 01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:39,860 The hole! 1060 01:01:45,950 --> 01:01:47,030 He needs a doctor. 1061 01:01:47,030 --> 01:01:48,910 Let's get him the hell outta here. 1062 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,830 Go see if it's gone. 1063 01:01:55,830 --> 01:01:56,960 Wow. 1064 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:58,340 What? 1065 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,220 ‐ What? 1066 01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:12,770 Hey, are you okay? 1067 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,770 No, yeah, neither am I. 1068 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:20,940 ‐ Oh no. 1069 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:22,610 ‐ What? 1070 01:02:22,610 --> 01:02:23,650 ‐ It's Bennie. 1071 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:30,120 Jesus, Amir. 1072 01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,990 It's like 2 a. m. Why are you still awake? 1073 01:02:31,990 --> 01:02:34,080 Is this really the safest place you could think of? 1074 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,500 ‐ What? It's our spot. ‐ Hey, guys. 1075 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:38,000 What happened to Bennie? 1076 01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:41,800 ‐ Hey, bud, do you want to see 1077 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,630 if you can try and beat Daddy's high score 1078 01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:45,630 on the old video game over there, Gut Wrencher? 1079 01:02:45,630 --> 01:02:48,970 ‐ You're going to talk about adult stuff, aren't you? 1080 01:02:48,970 --> 01:02:50,220 ‐ Yeah, we are. 1081 01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:51,550 Here you go. 1082 01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,640 ‐ Come on, Jenni. 1083 01:02:57,350 --> 01:02:59,480 ‐ That kid's gonna need some therapy when we're all done. 1084 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,560 ‐ Yeah. 1085 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,360 So we took Bennie to the hospital, 1086 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,780 so he's gonna be okay. 1087 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,900 Pooka attacked him. 1088 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:06,490 Which was incredibly difficult 1089 01:03:06,490 --> 01:03:07,900 to explain to the police, 1090 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,660 but at least we know it wasn't Andy, 1091 01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:11,620 and your magic herbs and spices didn't do jack. 1092 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:14,240 Well, Pooka showed up at our house too. 1093 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,910 He was in Lauren's closet. 1094 01:03:15,910 --> 01:03:18,710 And he, uh... 1095 01:03:18,710 --> 01:03:20,290 he killed our babysitter. 1096 01:03:20,290 --> 01:03:21,710 What? 1097 01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,750 Oh my God. 1098 01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:25,800 Wait, if Pooka was at your house, too, 1099 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,590 can ghosts show up in two places at once? 1100 01:03:28,590 --> 01:03:30,260 ‐ I don't think so. 1101 01:03:30,260 --> 01:03:33,260 ‐ And why was it wearing those, like, German kid shorts? 1102 01:03:33,260 --> 01:03:35,020 ‐ What? ‐ Those German shorts, 1103 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:37,100 the ones, like the high ones that German kids wear, 1104 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,270 with the suspenders on them. 1105 01:03:38,270 --> 01:03:39,350 What are you talking about? 1106 01:03:39,350 --> 01:03:40,770 The stupid, like, German kid shorts, 1107 01:03:40,770 --> 01:03:42,230 the green ones with the straps... 1108 01:03:42,230 --> 01:03:44,110 Guys, guys, guys, guys. 1109 01:03:44,110 --> 01:03:45,980 What? 1110 01:03:45,980 --> 01:03:47,860 ‐ I think I figured it out. 1111 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:50,410 ‐ What? 1112 01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:56,080 ‐ I think the internet literally created a monster. 1113 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,620 The fuck are you talking about, Derrick? 1114 01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:03,540 ‐ Just listen to me, all right? 1115 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:04,880 There's the original Pooka, right? 1116 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,420 That's the one that attacked Susan. 1117 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:08,840 But then people kept adding stuff to the story, 1118 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,130 like claws. 1119 01:04:10,130 --> 01:04:11,800 That's the one that attacked me. 1120 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,760 Tonight, the one that attacked you guys. 1121 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,470 - Did it look like this? - Yes. 1122 01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,140 That's the fan art that went viral! 1123 01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:18,770 That's the German kid shorts! 1124 01:04:18,770 --> 01:04:20,230 So you're saying that whatever people 1125 01:04:20,230 --> 01:04:22,480 are talking about online is coming true? 1126 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,810 ‐ Not everything, I think. 1127 01:04:24,810 --> 01:04:26,730 Just the stuff that's super popular. 1128 01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:27,780 Oh my God. 1129 01:04:27,780 --> 01:04:30,110 Oh my God, that's it, that's it! 1130 01:04:30,110 --> 01:04:31,820 It's a Tulpa. 1131 01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:33,070 ‐ A what? ‐ What? 1132 01:04:33,070 --> 01:04:35,490 Okay, so, Tulpas were created by Tibetan monks. 1133 01:04:35,490 --> 01:04:37,040 They would focus their thoughts on creating 1134 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,700 spiritual companions to aid them. 1135 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:41,040 ‐ Like Jenni? ‐ Mmm, kind of. 1136 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,790 Tulpas are completely autonomous, 1137 01:04:42,790 --> 01:04:44,330 so your thoughts give it life 1138 01:04:44,330 --> 01:04:46,250 but you don't necessarily control it. 1139 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,050 ‐ Like Fight Club! 1140 01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,920 ‐ Yes, like Fight Club. 1141 01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,300 ‐ I mean, it tracks. 1142 01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:54,430 If the internet is making everyone think of something, 1143 01:04:54,430 --> 01:04:56,140 then that could create a Tulpa. 1144 01:04:56,140 --> 01:04:58,850 ‐ Yeah, so if a bunch of shitheads online are doing it, 1145 01:04:58,850 --> 01:05:01,230 of course it's evil, but how do we get rid of it? 1146 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,810 ‐ Oh, well, that's easy. You just get everybody to... 1147 01:05:03,810 --> 01:05:05,690 stop thinking about it. 1148 01:05:05,690 --> 01:05:08,020 ‐ Guys, whatever we're gonna do, we better do it now. 1149 01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:09,440 Oh, God, what now? 1150 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:10,860 Someone just posted a story 1151 01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:12,280 about the Pooka unveiling. 1152 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,450 It says once the new toy is shown off, 1153 01:05:15,450 --> 01:05:17,700 all the old ones are gonna come to life 1154 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,660 and wipe out humanity. 1155 01:05:20,660 --> 01:05:23,370 They're saying it's Pooka's revenge for trying to change it. 1156 01:05:23,370 --> 01:05:24,540 Oh my God. 1157 01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:27,290 The event...it's today. 1158 01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:32,340 What if Pooka shows up at your mom's house? 1159 01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:33,840 My mom still has dial‐up internet. 1160 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,090 I'm pretty sure she's not gonna do any internet challenges. 1161 01:05:36,090 --> 01:05:37,470 Lauren will be safe there. 1162 01:05:37,470 --> 01:05:40,310 Hey, I wouldn't suggest having a drink right now, Matt. 1163 01:05:40,310 --> 01:05:42,680 If I'm gonna get murdered by some demonic toy, 1164 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,980 I'm gonna be buzzed when it happens, okay? 1165 01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:46,560 I don't understand. 1166 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,610 There's been viral stuff before. 1167 01:05:48,610 --> 01:05:52,070 How come we've never seen, like, a monster Grumpy Cat? 1168 01:05:52,070 --> 01:05:53,400 Well, maybe because 1169 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,740 it has Ellie's ghost's help. 1170 01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:56,950 Okay, okay, 1171 01:05:56,950 --> 01:05:58,990 so we just need something else to go viral 1172 01:05:58,990 --> 01:06:00,830 to get people to stop talking about Pooka. 1173 01:06:00,830 --> 01:06:02,040 ‐ I don't know that we can. 1174 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,040 There's even a link to watch a live stream 1175 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,580 of the event. 1176 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:09,420 If only we didn't make the story so scary. 1177 01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:11,250 ‐ That's it! 1178 01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:12,800 ‐ What's it? ‐ Uh, the story. 1179 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,340 We just change the story! 1180 01:06:14,340 --> 01:06:15,590 ‐ Well, it's already out there. 1181 01:06:15,590 --> 01:06:17,510 Okay, but the story that I read Lauren 1182 01:06:17,510 --> 01:06:19,600 with the bears, I just change the ending for her, 1183 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,680 so we just do the same thing with Pooka. 1184 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,520 So we just write that Pooka is dead 1185 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:25,230 and then that's it? 1186 01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:27,940 No, that won't exactly get people talking. 1187 01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,940 What if we give it a silver bullet? 1188 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:32,230 We invent something that can actually kill Pooka. 1189 01:06:32,230 --> 01:06:33,610 ‐ The original Pooka doll. 1190 01:06:33,610 --> 01:06:35,200 We could use that as a weak spot. 1191 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,950 Yes! Amir keeps it in his office. 1192 01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:38,780 We could just say that you have to burn it, 1193 01:06:38,780 --> 01:06:40,330 the same way Ellie did with her husband. 1194 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,120 Say that you have to do it by the unveiling, 1195 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,370 otherwise it won't work. 1196 01:06:43,370 --> 01:06:44,870 People love a climactic ending. 1197 01:06:46,620 --> 01:06:49,250 Look, we'll head to launch, then we'll split up. 1198 01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:51,250 Matt, Molly, you guys get the doll. 1199 01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,670 Susan, we're gonna have to wreck that event. 1200 01:06:53,670 --> 01:06:55,220 ‐ I'm so ready for a new job. 1201 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,550 ‐ All right, let's do this. 1202 01:06:56,550 --> 01:06:57,680 Go... 1203 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,720 ‐ We are not doing that. ‐ Okay. 1204 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,490 We've got an hour until the presentation starts. 1205 01:07:18,490 --> 01:07:20,820 ‐ The story's still holding up, for now. 1206 01:07:20,820 --> 01:07:23,580 ‐ Remember, the doll is in Amir's office. 1207 01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:25,040 ‐ We got this. 1208 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,830 I'm still seeing some marks here, 1209 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,460 so I really need those cleaned up. 1210 01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:35,090 Susan, hi! 1211 01:07:35,090 --> 01:07:37,170 So great of you to show up to your own event 1212 01:07:37,170 --> 01:07:39,590 after ducking my calls for the last 24 hours. 1213 01:07:39,590 --> 01:07:41,550 Wow, Amir, I am so sorry 1214 01:07:41,550 --> 01:07:44,390 I didn't respond to your 800 texts at 2 a. m. 1215 01:07:44,390 --> 01:07:46,140 ‐ No, it's just good for me to know 1216 01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:47,930 that Pooka isn't your number one priority, 1217 01:07:47,930 --> 01:07:48,940 so, awesome. 1218 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,190 And you, thank you so much 1219 01:07:50,190 --> 01:07:51,940 for not finishing that speech of mine! 1220 01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:53,690 You can consider yourself fired. 1221 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:55,730 Shit, this was my dream job. 1222 01:07:55,730 --> 01:07:57,860 ‐ Amir, listen. You cannot present that toy. 1223 01:07:57,860 --> 01:07:59,700 People are saying that something awful 1224 01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,110 is gonna happen at the unveiling. 1225 01:08:01,110 --> 01:08:02,990 ‐ Yeah, of course they are. 1226 01:08:02,990 --> 01:08:04,830 We posted that. 1227 01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:07,330 The whole "Pooka Monster" trend was so popular, 1228 01:08:07,330 --> 01:08:10,290 we figured an apocalypse would really get people to tune in. 1229 01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:13,170 It's just a story, Susan, calm down! 1230 01:08:13,170 --> 01:08:15,420 All right, guys. Let's go, people! 1231 01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:19,260 Let's open the doors and let everyone in here! 1232 01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:21,680 ‐ I really hate him. ‐ Yeah, I get that. 1233 01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:25,930 ‐ Okay, Susan said left. 1234 01:08:25,930 --> 01:08:28,680 No, she said right, she said right. 1235 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,020 ‐ Which door is it? 1236 01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:32,020 ‐ Uh...that one feels right. 1237 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,770 ‐ What do you mean, "feels right"? 1238 01:08:36,230 --> 01:08:39,280 All right, testing, testing, testing! 1239 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,650 Hello, Pooka Nation! 1240 01:08:42,740 --> 01:08:44,700 Yeah! 1241 01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:48,200 Are you guys ready for some exciting news? 1242 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,620 Yeah, you are. 1243 01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:51,250 ‐ No, no, no, he can't go on yet, 1244 01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:54,250 he can't show the toy, we haven't done the thing. 1245 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,630 Oh no. 1246 01:08:55,630 --> 01:08:57,460 They're saying that we didn't get the story right. 1247 01:08:57,460 --> 01:08:59,420 David Burgis wasn't burned alive. 1248 01:08:59,420 --> 01:09:00,880 He was stabbed to death! 1249 01:09:04,430 --> 01:09:06,680 We have to stab the doll? 1250 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,010 Yes. 1251 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,310 ‐ That'll work. ‐ We gotta stop Matt 1252 01:09:13,310 --> 01:09:14,980 and Molly before they burn that doll. 1253 01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:16,020 What are you doing? 1254 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:17,400 ‐ They gotta see it. 1255 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,570 I'm gonna live stream the whole thing. 1256 01:09:19,570 --> 01:09:21,940 Stall, I'm gonna find Matt and Molly. 1257 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,570 ‐ Stall. 1258 01:09:28,410 --> 01:09:29,660 What is that, Moll? 1259 01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:30,910 It's a prayer stick. 1260 01:09:30,910 --> 01:09:32,830 It wards off evil. 1261 01:09:32,830 --> 01:09:35,380 ‐ Isn't that kinda cultural appropriation? 1262 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:38,380 ‐ Is it? ‐ I don't know, is it? 1263 01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:40,250 ‐ Oh, there it is. 1264 01:09:50,930 --> 01:09:52,890 ‐ Fucking just‐‐let's burn it right here. 1265 01:09:52,890 --> 01:09:54,480 Okay. 1266 01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:19,380 Matt, stay down! 1267 01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:24,420 See, it wards off evil. 1268 01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:27,090 We here at Spectacular Contraptions 1269 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,600 really pride ourselves in bringing you 1270 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,140 the best in kids' enjoyment, 1271 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:35,940 which is why we love Pooka! 1272 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,900 Are you nice? Are you naughty? 1273 01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:42,070 Only Pooka knows! 1274 01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:43,150 Hi! 1275 01:10:43,150 --> 01:10:44,690 Hi, um, so sorry, Amir. 1276 01:10:44,690 --> 01:10:46,700 I was wondering if I could say a few words. 1277 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,070 ‐ No, no, that's okay, thank you. 1278 01:10:48,070 --> 01:10:49,950 ‐ No, but I do have something really important to add. 1279 01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:51,490 No, we're good, I'm handling it... 1280 01:10:51,490 --> 01:10:53,240 It'll just be one second. 1281 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,370 Hi, um... 1282 01:10:56,370 --> 01:10:59,670 So, I just really... 1283 01:10:59,670 --> 01:11:02,340 wanted to reflect on Pooka. 1284 01:11:21,310 --> 01:11:22,730 ‐ The last place I want to be 1285 01:11:22,730 --> 01:11:24,730 if all these Pooka dolls come to life. 1286 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,910 ‐ That looks bad, Matt. 1287 01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:30,280 ‐ Eh... 1288 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:31,950 "It's only a flesh wound." 1289 01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:42,710 I meant it, by the way. 1290 01:11:42,710 --> 01:11:43,750 ‐ What? 1291 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,920 That I love your quirks. 1292 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,840 No, I'm gonna try and be better and more open to that shit. 1293 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,470 Just the candles and the salts 1294 01:11:51,470 --> 01:11:53,220 and all the rocks and stuff like that. 1295 01:11:53,220 --> 01:11:55,560 I just...I love you. 1296 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,850 And, um, you were clearly right about all this stuff. 1297 01:11:58,850 --> 01:12:00,020 ‐ No, no, listen. 1298 01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:01,900 This is...this is a lot, 1299 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:05,110 and, uh, I can be a lot. 1300 01:12:05,110 --> 01:12:06,980 But I love you‐‐ ‐ Shh, shush. 1301 01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:09,320 ‐ Did you just shush me? ‐ No, no, shut up, shut up. 1302 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,070 Listen, listen. 1303 01:12:29,010 --> 01:12:30,340 Oh, thank God, okay... 1304 01:12:30,340 --> 01:12:31,840 Oh, fuck. 1305 01:12:37,060 --> 01:12:40,350 ‐ When I think about my first experience with Pooka, 1306 01:12:40,350 --> 01:12:44,440 well, I was in my thirties, but I felt like a kid again. 1307 01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,190 ‐ That's fine, I think we got it. 1308 01:12:46,190 --> 01:12:47,820 No, I think we got it. Very moving. 1309 01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:49,860 Very moving, great story. 1310 01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:57,120 Oh, shit! 1311 01:12:58,540 --> 01:13:01,250 Burn the fucking doll, Molly! 1312 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:03,000 I lost the original. 1313 01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:07,420 Hey, you fucked‐up Easter Bunny. 1314 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,380 Come get some. 1315 01:13:15,010 --> 01:13:17,430 - What are you doing? - We gotta stab the doll. 1316 01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:19,180 Wait, I thought we were supposed to burn it! 1317 01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:20,600 ‐ Yeah, well, they changed the story. 1318 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,600 ‐ Oh... ‐ We gotta live stream it too. 1319 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:23,900 Matt, here. 1320 01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,940 Derrick, there's fucking thousands of people watching 1321 01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:31,030 but they're all fucking rooting for Pooka. 1322 01:13:31,030 --> 01:13:32,860 Uh...here, catch! 1323 01:13:39,910 --> 01:13:41,290 ‐ It's not working! 1324 01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:43,000 ‐ Sorry, it's the wrong one! 1325 01:13:52,380 --> 01:13:54,430 Can you hurry up and find the right one? 1326 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,970 ‐ I am trying! 1327 01:13:57,220 --> 01:13:58,890 Is this it? 1328 01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,980 I'm sorry, they all look the same! 1329 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:32,460 How's he doing? 1330 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,880 ‐ I don't know, I can't see anything. 1331 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:39,100 Oh, shit, there he is. 1332 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:40,260 He's not doing good! 1333 01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:41,510 ‐ Oh... 1334 01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,040 ‐ Oh, God. 1335 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:15,340 ‐ Get off my ex! 1336 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:18,180 ‐ Holy shit! 1337 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:19,680 What, what, what? What is happening? 1338 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,720 It's Susan, she's kicking Pooka's ass! 1339 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,220 ‐ I can't believe I'm missing all of this! 1340 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:31,730 No. 1341 01:15:37,860 --> 01:15:39,410 Susan. 1342 01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:40,740 Susan. 1343 01:15:41,820 --> 01:15:42,870 Oh my God. 1344 01:15:42,870 --> 01:15:44,700 I found it, I found it! 1345 01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:46,660 ‐ Give me Pooka, now! 1346 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,710 Where's the scissors? 1347 01:16:03,550 --> 01:16:05,220 Bennie! 1348 01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:07,730 God damn, he's so fucking hot. 1349 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:09,480 ‐ Sorry I'm late. 1350 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:15,610 Bennie, scissors! 1351 01:16:26,490 --> 01:16:28,120 ‐ You're canceled. 1352 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,030 ‐ So how long have you been rehearsing that line in your head? 1353 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:01,780 ‐ How'd you find us? 1354 01:17:01,780 --> 01:17:03,200 ‐ I saw your live stream. 1355 01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:06,160 Looked like you could use some help. 1356 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,990 ‐ Wanna cut me a break? I just killed a demon. 1357 01:17:08,990 --> 01:17:11,330 ‐ No, you can't do everything. 1358 01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:19,510 ‐ Hey, can we go home now? 1359 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:20,800 It worked. 1360 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,220 We killed Pooka. 1361 01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:25,680 Let me check on the unveiling. 1362 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:29,890 Without further ado, 1363 01:17:29,890 --> 01:17:34,560 I bring you the new Pooka! 1364 01:17:43,530 --> 01:17:45,320 ‐ Wait, guys, 1365 01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,240 #apookalypse is trending. 1366 01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:56,170 Yeah, Pooka! 1367 01:17:56,170 --> 01:17:58,000 What happened? 1368 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:01,340 No, no, no, no, no. 1369 01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:03,670 We did‐‐we did the thing, we did the thing! 1370 01:18:03,670 --> 01:18:04,840 ‐ It's the internet. 1371 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,680 They won't let Pooka die. 1372 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,600 Hey, guys... 1373 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,140 it's happening. 1374 01:18:13,140 --> 01:18:14,850 They're coming to life. 1375 01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:30,080 ‐ You said nothing interesting ever happens in Spring Valley. 1376 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,450 ‐ I'll never say anything bad about home again. 1377 01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:45,840 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1378 01:18:54,890 --> 01:18:57,560 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1379 01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,810 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1380 01:19:00,810 --> 01:19:04,820 ♪ Reach for the sky ♪ 1381 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,870 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1382 01:19:18,870 --> 01:19:22,040 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1383 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:26,510 ♪ Reach for the sky ♪ 1384 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,230 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1385 01:19:39,230 --> 01:19:41,440 ♪ Go, go ♪ 1386 01:19:43,190 --> 01:19:46,610 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1387 01:20:09,380 --> 01:20:12,140 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1388 01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:15,260 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1389 01:20:15,260 --> 01:20:16,850 ♪ Reach... ♪♪ 99353