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Hey!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey!
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It's Chri-i-i-i-stmas!
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What are you talking about?
It's Halloween!
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Well, nearly Christmas.
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Only 55 more sleeps.
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Ha! How long has it been now?
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What? Oh, four hours 33.
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One more minute since
the last time you asked, Kitty!
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I should be there.
Curse these infernal boundaries!
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Er... What happening?
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They left in the night, Robin.
Alison...
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Shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up!
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Um, hi, everyone.
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This feels weird. Can you hear me?
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Of course you can, I just can't hear
you. For goodness' sake!
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Spit it out, man! Go on!
Shhh, I can't hear him!
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Anyway, Alison asked me to call,
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just to say it's all good,
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mum and baby are doing well. Ahh!
And...
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It's a girl!
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Here we are, Mia,
this is where we live.
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Mia! Mia! Hello, Mia!
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Mia? I thought she was called Bumpy?
Bumpy Cooper?
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Alison? Alison?
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Oh, SHE's here.
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Hi, Betty.
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You get your feet up, Alison,
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and I'll go and make us all a cup of
tea.
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And get that heating on, Mike,
warm up this old place. Yes, Mum.
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Thank you so much!
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This is really kind,
you don't have to stay.
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Nonsense! Just a few days until
you get into the swing of things.
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Right, I've sterilised
all the bottles in the...
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Where are you off to?
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Just for a little walk. Just
for a stroll around the grounds.
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Oh, I'll come too!
You don't have to...
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It's mild out,
make sure she doesn't overheat.
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It's cold out,
make sure Mia has a hat on!
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Shh, it's OK!
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# Jingle bells, this girl smells
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# Cos Mia's done a poo! #
Haven't you?
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It's fascinating to see a father
so involved.
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Yes!
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I changed a nappy once.
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Never again.
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Oh, come along, it can't be
that bad... Oh! Whoa! Hold!
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Hold! Ohh!
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How did all of that...
come out of that?
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It's extraordinary.
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I won't pretend
I don't have regrets about my life,
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but this is not one of them, sir!
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Accacha poo,
eechappee-chappee-poo,
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choo-ee-chappee-choo.
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Patrick, what on earth
are you doing?
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Oh, it's babytalk.
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Yeah, they love it,
they find it very soothing.
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I mean, you've got to make
the most of it.
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Mary always said they stop seeing us
once they can walk.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't...
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She's probably hungry. I'll feed
her. Cool. Everybody out!
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Urgh! Come along! Chop-chop!
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Hmm.
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Something the matter, Robin?
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I dunno. I just don't feel...
Christmassy, you know?
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You always called it a fad.
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That was before.
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Since Alison come,
it been my favourite time of year.
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Well, it's not Christmas Day yet,
so... No, but...
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..I normally feel Christmassy by
now.
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Well, there aren't as many
decorations
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because they're busy with Mia.
Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Morning, Thomas. Good day, Alison.
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Given the situation with the baby,
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it's only understandable
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that preparations would be
compromised this year.
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We must make do with
the decorations we have.
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What was that about decorations?
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Was that what? Robin wants more.
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Robin want more.
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Well, I'll ask Mike
to put some more up. What's that?
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No, just... I was thinking
out loud
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that I think that I should ask Mike
to put up more decorations.
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Could do.
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Ohhh... I just fed you!
She needs winding.
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Hardly surprising with all that
foreign food you eat, Alison.
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Come here, I'll take her.
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It all gets passed on, you know.
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You mark my words,
you need simple foods
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like potatoes, bread, fish.
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Good, fishy milk for her brain,
you see? Here we go.
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Well, that'll never work.
Slap her on the back, woman!
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Oh. Oh. There she blows.
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Good girl! Aww!
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Urgh!
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What on earth has come over you,
Kitty?
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Well, you all loved it when she did
it!
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I'll just...
I'll go and get the decorations.
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Yes, yes, yes...
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Are you OK, Thomas?
Pleeease. You have to stop!
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You have a baby now, Alison.
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We cannot carry on as
if nothing has happened. But-
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Everything has changed, Alison.
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We must contain ourselves.
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If not for Michael,
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for the wee bairn.
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OK.
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Think of the child, Alison!
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There you are, Alison!
It's so nice to get a moment to...
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Hi. Thank you. Yes!
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What's that? Mike's present.
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I got him these rare trainers
that he wanted.
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I don't think those will fit him.
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I got a child's ten.
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Anyway, I was thinking we could...
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Kitty, I'm really sorry,
I've just...
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I'm gonna have to sort this out.
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Arghh!
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Whoa! God, I need a coffee.
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Hang on, am I allowed another one?
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Well, it does affect
the breast milk.
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This is why you need a wet nurse,
Alison.
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You could eat
and drink what you like.
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You've gone and made yourself
a human dairy farm.
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OK, well, I think that maybe
I'll have a herbal, then, instead.
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Good girl.
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Where are the teabags?
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I moved them to the dresser.
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Closer to the spoons.
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Well, I mean they were...
they were closer to the kettle,
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but no, yeah, no, that makes sense.
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I'll have a bigger sort-out
another day. Hm-hmm.
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Dad must be missing you.
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Oh, he's probably glad
I'm not there to nag him.
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I know he'll miss his mince pies.
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Are you gonna give him some?
That batch?
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Whilst they're fresh?
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I'm here as long as you need me.
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Yeah. Yeah, about that...
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And somebody needs their nap.
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Yeah, I am tired.
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Oh, you mean Mia.
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I've got it, I've got it.
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I've got her.
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Yes, yes, you're sleepy.
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Are you gorgeous? Yes.
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Yes, you're gorgeous.
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Mummy loves you.
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Yeah! Yeah.
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All right, that's all right.
That's OK. Come here. Yeah.
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There we go.
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Oh! Oh, yes, isn't that
lovely!
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Huh? Huh?
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Now you feel Christmassy?
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Nope.
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What's missing, Robin?
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How you mean?
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We need to work out what puts
you in the Christmas mood.
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It's different for everyone,
you see.
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For me, it was always
the smell of the mulled wine.
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Oh, dear, Mia's awake.
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She's cooing away at something.
Hmmm.
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Prepping the pud-pud with Mumsy.
Stir-up Sunday.
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It was never really Christmas for me
until the office party,
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or rather the after-party,
when a few of us would go upstairs
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and have a jolly good...
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Orjee-borgee-jobby-jobby!
Ajobby-jobby-joo-joo.
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You try. Huh? Well, I...
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OK.
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Dabbah dabbah dabbah, dabbah dabbah
dah...
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What? No! It's got to be
more melodic, you know,
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like acccha-poo-choo,
poo-choo-gaga-gee!
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Right.
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Daba-daba-daba, dee-daba-daba...
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What are you doing? What?
Ah... No, it was Patrick.
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I... I just put her down,
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and you're exciting her
when she needs her sleep.
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Yeah, no, we should go. Erm...
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No, it's too late now,
she's... she's wide awake. Ah!
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Oh, but she's irresistible.
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Aren't you? Yes, you are!
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Yes, you are,
ugga-cubba-jubba-ji-wa-jah!
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Is that nice?
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She's ironed all my tracksuits -
again!
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Look, I'm really grateful
that she stayed to help, OK?
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I really am, but...
You can say it.
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She's driving me mad. Hm!
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It's not just the baby,
it's like she's taking over.
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I mean she's moving
stuff in the kitchen,
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she's changed
the settings on the thermostat.
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Really, if you don't say something,
I will - because she can't swim.
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What? She can't start swimming yet.
Hiya.
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I called the pool and they said,
like,
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she has to be three months
at least, so...
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She's already a water-baby,
aren't you, my darling?
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Yes! A guji-koo-koo,
a-guji-koo-kooooh!
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Hey, that's not bad. Yeah,
that's first class. Mum, erm...
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Before you start, Mike,
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I've just been on the phone
with your dad and you were right.
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Looks like he needs me to come home.
Oh?
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Oh. I'm really sorry.
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I know it's scary, but I've been
here for what, six weeks?
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Seven.
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And he's missing me. He's probably
living on takeaways. Oh, gosh.
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Well, we're going to miss you too.
Yeah!
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Maybe I should ask him to come
here instead? No!
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Definitely don't. We'll manage.
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We'll manage! No, no need for that.
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That's... Who's going to feed
the cats, Mum?
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We'll manage. We will.
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I'm going to miss you, little
one. Yes.
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Argh.
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Everything all right, Alison?
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Oh, erm, I just...
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I ordered Mike these trainers
that he really wanted for Christmas
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and they were the wrong size and now
everywhere's sold out, so...
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Oh, that's all right,
I got him those.
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Oh, great.
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150 yards, a seven iron, I think,
yeah!
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Julian! I need you!
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She's left the blanket off, look!
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The poor child will freeze.
All right, all right, all right.
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Haunted?
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Mum, it's... it's... Well...
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The truth is... erm...
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The truth is...that it's a creaky
old house
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and, yeah, if you're not used to it,
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it can feel a little creepy,
especially at night.
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But...there aren't any ghosts.
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Well, there are.
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I saw a figure in a dress,
on the monitor.
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And the blanket moved itself.
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Please, Mum, don't worry, it's fine.
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I know what I saw.
I'll...
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I'll stay up there with her.
I'm going to bed anyway.
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Well, I ain't going anywhere.
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I'm not leaving my granddaughter
in this haunted house.
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I'm going to unpack.
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Evening, everybody.
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What's up, guys?
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What?
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We just need to convince her
there aren't any ghosts.
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But there are.
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But she doesn't know that. She does.
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No, but...that could have been
anything.
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You want to gaslight my mum?
248
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,679
Yeah, I want to gaslight your mum.
249
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,159
I'm almost surprised you'd never
seen it before,
250
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,800
it happens all the time. Look,
if you just keep watching...
251
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,439
See! You probably saw it
flicker in your peripheral vision
252
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,919
and it looked like something moving.
Hmm.
253
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,040
It doesn't explain the blanket,
though.
254
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,999
No, no, no, no, no.
Step no further.
255
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,439
Alison was very clear. She doesn't
want to see Fanny on camera.
256
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,719
What? Operation Bye Bye, Betty.
Well, why aren't we involved?
257
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,839
Well, she only needed the, um...
258
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,599
Ghosts with skills, yeah, rub it in.
259
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,799
And you can stop right there,
Thorne!
260
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,239
You leave Alison alone,
she's very busy.
261
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,079
Good for her,
it's no business of mine.
262
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,159
What? I'm no home-wrecker.
263
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,439
It's over between me
and Alison, I've moved on.
264
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,519
Oh, really?
265
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,160
What, to someone new? Yes! Who?
266
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,120
And I'll tell you who.
267
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,240
A certain Ms Jennifer Aniston.
268
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,479
Rachel from Friends?
And so much more.
269
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,319
Jen is an artist, an icon
270
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,799
and a powerful businesswoman,
271
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,040
so, yes, I think
I do love her, thank you very much.
272
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,439
So, erm, so I'm thinking
that the breeze just blew in...
273
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,919
The window was closed, Alison.
No, but... Well...
274
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,439
The draft can still get in
because it's the old window frames.
275
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,919
Like, we can't afford to replace
them,
276
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,119
so the wind still gets in.
277
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,679
There, you see?
278
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,160
Waaaa!
279
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,800
Wooowaaa!
280
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,599
Hmm.
281
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,079
There you are. Huh?
282
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,119
Feeling Christmassy yet?
283
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,479
No. Great! Because I've got an idea.
284
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,679
Music.
285
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,039
That's what always gives me
a Christmas tingle.
286
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,239
McCartney, Wizzard,
Bing for the nanas.
287
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,679
Bring your bananas?
288
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,880
Christmas hits!
You must have a favourite?
289
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,039
It's an old house.
290
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,159
Dodgy electrics.
291
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,439
Draughty windows. But...
292
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,039
You don't need to worry about Mia,
Mum. We're all good.
293
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,559
Oh, good lord!
294
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,359
That...is the stereo.
295
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,399
Erm, I put the stereo on a timer
when we go out
296
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,799
so it sounds like we're in.
297
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:56,199
But you've not gone out
since Mia was born. Yeah, I...
298
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,239
I was cleaning there earlier,
and I must have turned the dial.
299
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,559
Silly Daddy!
300
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,159
# So here it is... #
301
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,319
Huh? Huh?
302
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,919
Yeah, I like the song.
303
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,799
And I love the dance.
304
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,200
I just don't feel very...
305
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,079
Shut it down! Shut it down!
Shut it down! Shut it down!
306
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,279
Oh, yeah. Down!
307
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,039
I should turn that off,
because it's set to last an hour.
308
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,839
Or was it? Hmm.
309
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,759
I can tell when you're lying,
Michael. I'm not lying.
310
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,159
Sorry, Alison.
311
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,119
What they said.
312
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,359
Betty, if it was a...
poltergeist or whatever,
313
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:45,519
you'd think it would do worse
than playing with the stereo.
314
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,799
Well, maybe that's how it starts.
315
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,120
OK, well, look. OK...
316
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,120
If there is something in this
room...
317
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,879
..give us a sign.
318
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,919
See? There's...
319
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,039
There's nothing... Oh!
320
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,239
Oh, my God!
321
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,079
I was putting the decorations
up yesterday,
322
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,199
and I must have not put it
on the hook properly! Mum!
323
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,719
Was that a ghost? No, that was you.
324
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,760
Mum!
325
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,920
So that went well.
326
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,119
How are we gonna convince...
I don't know.
327
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,000
I'm too tired to even think.
328
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,799
Can I just sleep? Of course, yeah.
329
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,280
Yes!
330
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,759
Betty? Thank you for coming
so quickly, Reverend.
331
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,279
Well, I was heading out anyway
332
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,479
to get the nativity display
out of storage
333
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,999
and you sounded rather distraught,
334
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,720
so I didn't want to leave
you in a state. Come in.
335
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,079
I must say, it's a
most unusual request.
336
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,079
I've never been asked before.
But you can do it?
337
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,679
Well, yes, it is a thing.
338
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,079
It's just, certainly no one
I know has ever been asked...
339
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,239
Father?
340
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,599
Good evening, Michael.
341
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,759
What are you doing here?
342
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,999
He's here to perform an exorcism.
343
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,559
Huh? Oh! Great.
344
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,160
I'll just get my prayer book.
345
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,719
Ghosts!
If you can hear me,
346
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,279
there's a vicar here to do
an exorcism.
347
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,839
Get out! I know you can't leave,
but...
348
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,160
I don't know! Ghosts! Are you there?
349
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,359
Home-raised chicken
and plenty of good British veg...
350
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,879
Betty's brought the pastor.
351
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,959
Pasta? Well, that's not
very Christmassy.
352
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,279
No, no, no, the reverend!
The vicar!
353
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,560
He's here to perform an exorcism!
354
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,839
My goodness, what will we do?
355
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,559
Maybe it's all right.
356
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,519
It's demons that they're after,
isn't it?
357
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,680
You know, evil spirits
who do harm to the living.
358
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,639
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
359
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,199
Yeah, maybe we should...
360
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,039
Let's get out of here! Quick!
Come on!
361
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,439
Wait! Where's Humphrey? Oh!
362
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,160
The other bit!
363
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:32,759
If there are any spirits
here in this house, do not hide,
364
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,399
we call on you to hear God's word.
365
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,919
Humphrey! Humphrey! Humphrey!
366
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,799
Guys, down here!
367
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,279
There! Quick!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
368
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,800
Come on. Quickly, Thomas!
Oh, thank goodness.
369
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,159
Visit, Lord, we pray, this place,
370
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:56,199
and drive far from it
the snares of the enemy...
371
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,599
Alison! Alison!
372
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,959
What? Is it Mia? No, she's fine.
373
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,759
It's Mum,
she's brought the vicar round.
374
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,159
What? Why? He's doing an exorcism.
What?
375
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,000
It can't work, can it?
376
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,279
I don't know.
377
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,399
Because you have made
the Lord your refuge,
378
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,279
there shall no evil happen to you,
379
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,280
for he shall give his angels
charge over you.
380
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,159
There shall no evil happen to you,
381
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,879
for he shall give his angels
charge over you.
382
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,839
There shall no evil happen to
you...
383
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,799
..for he shall give his angels
charge over you.
384
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,760
- Through Jesus Christ our Lord.
- Amen.
385
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,559
There's nothing to
worry about now, Alison.
386
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,359
The house is clean.
387
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,720
Thank you, Reverend.
388
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,800
Well, there's a first
time for everything, eh?
389
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,359
Alison?
390
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,279
Has he gone?
391
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,559
Honestly, I'm just pleased
you're reassured.
392
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,119
I can't thank you enough, Reverend.
393
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,359
God bless and Merry Christmas.
394
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,760
Merry Christmas to you too!
395
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,160
Wow! That's magical.
396
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,920
Now you feel Christmassy?
397
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,600
No.
398
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,639
Happy now? Yes.
Shall I help you pack?
399
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,839
Well, I think
I'm gonna stay a little bit longer,
400
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,399
just to make sure that it worked.
Mum!
401
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,759
He said himself that he'd never
done it before, so... Betty, Betty!
402
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,840
Can I say something?
403
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,999
We need to be on our own now.
404
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,479
You've been so generous,
and we've...
405
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,799
..we've learned so much from you.
406
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,519
But we need to find our own
way as a family.
407
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,279
And I'm sure we'll make
lots of mistakes
408
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,799
and we won't know what we're doing
sometimes... but...
409
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,760
..but we'll come to you for advice.
410
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,360
When you need it. Of course.
I'm sorry.
411
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,959
Do you understand?
You're a great mum.
412
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,200
Thanks.
413
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,679
And we'll see you at yours
Christmas Day?
414
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,439
Or you can stay till new year
if you like.
415
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,520
No, just Christmas Day is fine.
Yeah.
416
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,799
Oh, that's a relief.
417
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,080
Just us now.
418
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,959
Mission accomplished.
419
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,919
Yes, no more meddling in-laws.
420
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:53,039
Now, you must wake Mia for a good
long feed so she sleeps through.
421
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,439
Otherwise she'll be wailing
the house down
422
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,239
at goodness knows what hour.
Pot/kettle, anyone?
423
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,759
Alison, could I sing her a lullaby
while she feeds?
424
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,279
Something soothing like,
425
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,319
# Close your eyes, Mummy doesn't
care about anyone else but you... #
426
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,679
I can't believe that nativity scene
didn't do it, Robin.
427
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,079
If I don't feel it, I don't feel
it. Oh, who am I kidding?
428
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,039
I don't love Jennifer Aniston,
it's you I love, Alison.
429
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,799
And it always will be! My...
430
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,680
We're as bad as Betty.
431
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,359
What's Daddy doing?
What's Daddy doing?
432
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,439
A wiggle wiggle wiggle!
433
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,559
You wanna go see Daddy?
434
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,480
Come here. Yeah! Yeah, you do. Yes!
Oh!
435
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,199
Knock, knock.
436
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,639
Oh, guys, can this...
437
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,879
Can this wait until I...
438
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,559
Don't worry, Alison, we're not here
to ask for anything.
439
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,960
Or to meddle, no.
440
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,240
We have assembled here because
we would like to make a proposal.
441
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,559
Right.
442
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:11,199
When you first arrived here,
I thought you were a prostitute.
443
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,999
Yeah, you did.
444
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,079
You said that before. Did I?
Yeah!
445
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,239
I did,
but I've come to think of you...
446
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,999
..as my own daughter.
447
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,439
Granddaughter, surely?
448
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,239
And even that's pushing it!
449
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,919
Look, the point is, we're family.
450
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,599
We all feel that way.
451
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:35,159
And your family love you,
of course, but...but...
452
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,039
They can be a pain.
453
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,719
Even when they don't mean to be.
454
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,639
Because...they just can't help
being who they are.
455
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,840
And you need to be your own family
now.
456
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,999
I don't quite follow.
457
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,239
Like you say to Betty,
458
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,439
you got to find your own way.
459
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,039
The last thing you need is constant
interference
460
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:02,639
from a gaggle of uncles and aunties
and grannies and pets.
461
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,879
Hey, that offensive. Sorry.
462
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,599
What are you saying?
463
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,040
We can't leave, Alison.
464
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,480
But you can.
465
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,759
No. But we...we turned down the
offer to, to sell the house.
466
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,159
So it's... It's too late.
467
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:23,719
Believe me, if it was good business,
they'll still want it.
468
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,920
Why did I vote for this? I hate it!
469
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,679
Think of Mia.
470
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,800
Think of Mike.
471
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,280
It's for the best.
472
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,439
Mike...
473
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,599
What have we done?
474
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,960
Maybe they'll decide to stay.
475
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,160
They won't, Kitty.
476
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,840
We did the right thing.
477
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,400
Thanks, guys.
478
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,879
Oh.
479
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,120
What is it, Robin?
480
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,799
I feel...
481
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,079
..Christmassy.
482
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,360
Ha, ha! There you go.
483
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,720
This one's for you.
484
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:33,559
# Have yourself a merry little
Christmas... #
485
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,720
I know what it is now.
486
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,880
It's so simple.
487
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,400
It wasn't the decorations.
488
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,880
Or the music.
489
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,479
No, that not what Christmas about!
490
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,879
Not really.
491
00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:01,759
# Have yourself a merry little
Christmas... #
492
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,040
The most Christmassy
feeling in the world...
493
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,440
..is when you give somebody a gift.
494
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:15,560
A gift you know
they will always remember.
495
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:29,799
# Once again, as in olden days
496
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,839
# Happy golden days... #
497
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,599
Oojie-googie-googie-googie,
498
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,119
poochie-googie-poochie,
499
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,799
gaboochie-gaboochie-chee.
500
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:44,559
# Faithful friends
who are near to us
501
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:51,800
# Will be dear to us once more
502
00:27:53,640 --> 00:28:00,639
# Someday soon
we all will be together
503
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:07,240
# If the fates allow... #
504
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,759
Merry Christmas, lovely to see you
as always.
505
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,320
I have your usual room ready
and waiting for you.
506
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:27,799
# So have yourself
a merry little Christmas... #
507
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,599
Hi, guys. Merry Christmas!
508
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,039
Of course we can, Kitty.
509
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,840
Thank you, Thomas, you flatter me.
510
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,079
What's new?
511
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,159
Julian...
512
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,319
I'll never get tired of this.
513
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,919
No, so nice. Lovely.
Wouldn't change it for the world.
514
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,199
I think I can
feel my pores opening up!
515
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,399
Mick! Is he gone?
516
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,720
What? He's just relaxed.
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