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Male voice: All right, gather round.

This here's a story about an itty-bitty gorilla

name of snowflake,

cutest little primate

this side of Equatorial Guinea.

Aww, so cute.

But there was something different about old snowflake.

And for some folks, if you ain't part of the picture,

then they ain't with you.

She was a bit of a black sheep.

And by black,

I mean white as a baby's diaper!

You see, on planet of the apes,

if they don't like the cut of your jib,

well, I said, I said, you got problems, son.

Big problems with the go-rillas.

And the humans too. 'Cause when you're different,

everybody got they eye on you.

Snowflake is the only one in the world of her kind--

an albino gorilla.

As fast as you could say "king Kong"

they snatched up old snowflake.

Her mom and dad couldn't do anything about it.

Sure they put up a mighty good fight,

but in the end, well, they didn't make it.

The hunters were too strong.

They sold the little one to a kooky-minded zoologist.

But the bright side, he does have this brown-eyed

sweetheart of a daughter named Wendy

who we're about to meet here.

Sometimes out of a bad situation

a whole new adventure begins.

And here it is.

Girl: Mom, dad, anybody home?

Hello?

Ugh, nothing to eat as usual.

Woman: Well, what are we gonna do? She's hungry.

We know that she's hungry.

Man: Wait wait, I think I know what she wants.

- Just another day in the home of Dr. Doolittle. - She wants-a my spaghetti.

- Is that what you want, honey? - Here, gorilly.

Oh.

What's that box?

- Wendy, come here. - Oh hey, Wendy, come here.

- I've been racking my brain trying to get her to come out. - You've got to see this.

- Maybe you can think of something. - Who's a cute little girl?

She's still a little nervous.

- Hey there. - Duh, dad.

- Try bananas. - And coconuts too.

She's really stubborn.

- Hey! - Oh my.

Hmmm.

- Uh. - Oh wow.

I think I get it.

She's not stubborn. She's just a kid.

Wendy: She wants kid food.

Like pudding.

Ahhh.

Mother: You were right. How did you know that?

You know I'm always right.

Well, you know, sweetheart, you really get that from me.

Mother: Oh please.

- It's amazing. - Only white gorilla in the world.

I hear most kids just get puppies.

What do you think of your old man now? Not too shabby, huh?

Wendy: You mean it? I can keep her?

Father: Well, for five months anyways,

'cause then she's gonna get too big to keep in the house.

I just don't know what to say, you guys.

Uh, sweetheart, um,

having a pet is a big responsibility.

Wendy: Aw, thanks! I love her.

You're welcome, honey.

I'm pretty sure this makes me the coolest dad ever.

Don't push it.

Hey there, what's your name?

- "Sneezy"? - Why don't you go ahead and pick a name for her?

I don't know anything about her--

well, except she likes pudding.

- Father: "Pudding pie"? - Mmm,

come on.

Hmm?

Mother: Or "clumsy."

Ahh! Ooh.

- Oooh. - Oh.

Ohh.

Oh oh, it's okay.

You want this pudding?

Hmm?

- Oh oh, bad gorilla! - How about "burpy"?

- It's a snow globe. - Hmmm.

It's a sign. Your name is snowflake.

You got it all, you got it, got it

you got it going on like a rock star

you keep on trucking trucking

don't let 'em get the best of you

it won't be long

you'll show them all

one in a million girl

fire and lightning, there ain't no hiding

that you're out of this world

that's why

you're one in a million girl

you want it all, you want it, want it

you want to show the world what you're made of

you keep on trucking trucking

never kill the fire in you

it won't be long

you'll show them all

one in a million girl

fire and lightning, always fighting

headed for the top of the world

no denying

the lights are shining on you.

Hey, you two!

You weren't born in a zoo, so stop acting like a couple of monkeys.

We've had this conversation a million times.

George, would you watch them, please?

- George: I'm on it. - Wendy, what did I just say?

No jumping on the furniture until you finish your homework.

Aw, you're okay.

Hmmm.

Come on, we're going into overtime.

It's all up to you.

Sudden death.

Dude, goal!

You're the best, snowflake.

All right, best two out of three, 'Kay?

This old man, he played one.

Last delivery.

"Dr. Archibald pepper. 13 hickory Lane."

Man: I am Dr. Archibald pepper.

- Give that to me. - Messenger: Looks like a giant hot dog.

- Guess someone's hungry. - Pepper: This happens to be a very rare elephant tusk.

It is a powerful good-luck charm.

Please be careful!

Here's a quarter for you.

Don't spend it all in one place.

A tip? Don't be born on the unluckiest day of the year.

That's a tip.

Ah, at last! With this my luck will change!

My bad-luck days are over.

Woman on TV: How was your weekend?

- Man: Not bad... - Ah, hmm.

- Guys, we're recording. - We've been on the air this whole time?

Hmmm, who left the TV on?

Anchorman: In other news, a local family

has had an unusual guest in their home.

Her name is snowflake and she's a white gorilla.

- Ohhh. - Starting tomorrow,

you can see snowflake at the county zoo.

Anchorman: Isn't she precious?

Anchorwoman: Your heart really goes out to that little girl though.

Losing a pet like that.

Anchorman: So bring the kids.

- It's gonna be fun for the whole family. - Ahhh!

I remember something about a...

A white gorilla.

Now where did I put that book?

There it is.

My luck is about to change.

Hmmm.

Yes.

The recipe for eternal life.

"And the bark of a dog

to ward off the reaper,

a bottle of salt to keep the devil at bay."

Let's see...

"A bratty little girl who just likes to whine."

"A silver watch to stop the hands of time."

Ah yes! The heart of a white gorilla.

Eternal life will be mine.

All mine.

George: Snowflake, you'll like it at the zoo, I promise.

Mother: George, do something!

- George: What do you want me to do? - You're the science expert.

You knew this day was coming.

Don't you want to say goodbye?

Come on, snowflake. Time to go bye-byes.

Don't, you'll make me sad.

Look, I got you a present.

Know what this is?

I wore this on my first day of kindergarten.

That's right, Wendy didn't want to go to school.

But then she went and she realized

there was nothing to be afraid of.

You'll make lots and lots of new friends there.

Sure there'll be mean girls,

but hey, you can just push them out of a tree and say it was an accident.

- Here, for luck. - Mother: Snowflake, what do you say?

George: Hmm?

I love you too.

Best friends forever, right?

I'll come and visit you every day.

Mother: Aw, baby, she'll be fine.

George: Oh, can we stop by the giraffes?

I've got to drop some medicine off.

Hey, what's with all

the gloom and doom?

It's okay.

I promise there is absolutely no reason

to be... afraid.

Hmm.

Hmmm.

Papa, why'd so many people come to the zoo today?

I guess that's just what humans do,

walk right into other people's house and watch them eat dinner.

What a bunch of freeloaders.

Don't say nothing, just stand there right in front of the TV.

Ah! Ugh! Hey, buddy, you mind?

Hey, watch this.

Ow, keep it down!

Darned neanderthal. I'm trying to meditate here.

Well, you ready to get out there?

You give 'em heck, kid.

On your marks, get set, go.

Father gorilla: Now what you want to do is breathe in real deep.

Then slowly exhale like this.

But, papa, papa, papa, look!

That great big old noise coming from just you?

- Uh-huh. - Tada!

Did you see me, did you see me? I was up there, 'member?

Do I "'member"? I remember,

'cause it was just two seconds ago.

- Dad, tell him to quit it! - Elvis!

- Will you quit monkeying around? - Boring!

Anabana banana fo-bi fo fanna...

Elvis!

Huh?

Who goes there?

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

- Um, no thanks. - Well, my mom says

if you don't go outside in the sun,

then you won't get vitamin d

'cause then you're not gonna be very healthy, you know.

If I come out, you promise not to laugh?

Yeah! So come on, let's go play cops and robbers.

Or we could go play cowboys and Indians.

- Is that your favorite? - No, I'm a girl.

So you be special forces

and I'll be the sniper assassin.

- I don't know. - The enemy's on the prowl.

Come on, we gotta go hide in a foxhole.

I have an idea-- why don't we just play in here?

It's actually really nice.

Or we could just play tomorrow.

Yeah, let's just do that, 'Kay? Bye.

Come on. Don't you wanna be my friend?

Well...

Hmmm.

You're-- you're the one everyone is talking about.

Snowflake! You look like a powdered donut.

Oh, where do I find the bark of a dog?

Hmm.

The white gorilla!

Huh?

Huh?

Ooh, my third eye deceives me.

Papa, why is Elvis playing with that polar bear?

Hey, Petunia, come play army with us.

We need more players. You can play on our team, because you're both girls.

This is my sister Petunia.

Petunia: Hi, polar bear.

Whoa whoa whoa!

Hmm?

Petunia!

I want you and your brother to go play in the tree house.

- Huh? - Petunia: How come?

- Father: Don't back-talk me, girl. - Elvis: Can snowflake come?

- Petunia: Is Elvis in trouble? - Huh?

Pepper: Only a matter of time, snowflake.

Sheesh. It was a lot better when the hippos were running things.

- Uh... - Hey.

Peace and love.

- Looks like you could use a friend. - Uh-huh.

- Well, you're in luck. - How's that?

The name's jenga b. Jenga. That's me.

Been everywhere from Tibet to timbuktu,

even taught the Dalai Lama a thing or two. You heard me.

- Really? - I'm a freelance spiritual adviser,

part-time. Let me give you a little advice. No charge.

- Okay. - You mustn't let them destroy your Karma!

Most of these people think I'm a red panda--

and a rabbit that one time, but I'm pretty sure he was

- cross-eyed or something. But that's not the point. - Uh-huh.

- The point is I'm a cat! - Huh-uh.

A cute little kitty-cat.

- Uhh... - Complete with a loving family

and a comfy home deep in the heart of India.

Yes sirree, it was all catnip and couscous for this guy,

till I got big, then suddenly everyone's allergic to cats.

- So here I am at the zoo. - Oh.

Petunia: Look, dad, it's that silly panda who thinks he's a cat.

- I am a cat, see? - Hmm.

- Karma's as black as coal. - Petunia: Here kitty kitty kitty.

You think I'm gonna let anyone tell me who I am?

You got another thing coming.

- Check it out! Hey! - What a loser.

I don't remember this rock being so big.

Hey, you, cave dweller!

What are you picking your nose for all the time?

I mean, come on,

ain't you ever heard of tissues?

- Yeah. - Huh?

Pick a winner, chicken dinner.

- Ow! Oh! - Petunia: Hey, jenga,

if you're really a cat, why are you so scared all the time?

Cats have nine lives, right?

- Maybe you don't know how to count! - Oh, you'll be sorry, buddy.

Jenga: Ah, what's the use?

Peace and love.

That guy's bigger than I thought.

Uhh...

Aww.

Elvis: That's attractive.

Hey, snowflake, where are you?

Sorry my dad's such a spaz.

It's so embarrassing. I can't take him anywhere.

This one time I was at the fruit stand

with all my friends and--

- what's that? - A matter-daddy.

What's a matter-daddy?

Oh yeah? Well, look out!

There's a giant spider behind you!

Huh? You're cool, man.

- Girl. - Right on, bro.

- Mmm. - Ah.

What?

Elvis: Snowflake,

are your parents up in heaven

with all the angel gorillas?

I try not to think about it, because it makes me sad.

- Aw, come on. - All right.

Pudding first?

Then the hunters came and--

- weren't you scared? - Nah, I'm tough.

Wow.

Aww.

- Last one. - Snowflake?

- Yeah? - Umm...

Where did you come from?

Oh yeah, for me too.

It's a real pleasure to meet ya.

Here you go. You want a banana?

I don't like you.

And I don't want you anywhere near my children.

Have I made myself clear?

You get it?

Papa, stop!

Got something to say? Then stay out of it.

You smell that?

That's fear, and I can smell it all over you.

So I'm only gonna say this one time--

get gone, donkey Kong!

Elvis: Whoa!

No!

Wait!

But--

Elvis.

Get in here, little man.

Aww.

Aww.

Hmm.

I guess maybe I am a freak.

Huh?

What's this?

"Brumhilda the witch.

Certified miracle dealer.

#1 in the tricounty area for 10 years.

First-time customers 50% off."

I used to be like you-- big problems, no solutions.

But at brumhilda's spells and whistles,

your dreams come true. Take it from me.

Yeah, but can she fix my...

- Uh, hair problem? - It's guaranteed,

or you get your money back.

Here.

Wow, it'll be so easy.

- Wendy: Snowflake. - Huh?

Snowflake!

Snowflake!

Come on! Don't you people have jobs to go to?

Snowflake!

- Hi. - George.

Snowflake is exactly where she's supposed to be--

- with her own kind. - Wendy: Something's wrong.

Why isn't she playing

with the other gorillas? I don't get it.

George: Honey, the gorillas' social structure is very complex.

She just needs time to adjust. This is all perfectly normal.

- Perfectly normal. - Yeah sure.

- George: Wendy. - What did we say?

George: Hmm-mm-mm.

How you doing?

I'm gonna get you out of here, okay?

What's wrong?

"Brumhilda the witch"?

"Spells cast, curses lifted."

Snowflake, what are you doing with this?

No! Bad idea! You don't need her to change you.

I think you're perfect...

Just the way you are.

I know you don't like it here, but it won't be long.

I'm gonna get you out. Snowflake, come back!

You're my best friend!

Snowflake?

Snowflake!

Wendy: What are you doing?

Well, we don't need a gorilla room anymore, do we?

But we're gonna bring snowflake back here.

Do you know how much a full-grown gorilla eats?

I can barely afford to feed your mom.

What your father is trying to say...

- ...is that it's not easy living off of one income. - Wendy: But--

Wendy, this conversation is over.

Whatever. Why not give me away too? It'd be easier.

George.

Hmm.

Mmm. Ah yeah.

Jenga! I know how to get you back to your family!

Say what, dude?

Snow queen, I'd love to be back with my family in India,

but leaving the zoo?

That's just too dangerous, girlfriend.

Come on, we even got a map.

Whoa! That's not a map, is it?

You don't say. Lookie here.

This is just a flyer to promote local businesses and such.

See there? That's the red lobster.

Oh dang it! I left my bib in my other pants.

This is our only chance, jenga!

We have to take it!

Why do you have to be such a 'fraidy cat, anyways?

Well, I am a cat and I am afraid,

so that makes perfect sense.

- Don't you think? - Well, what do you want me to do?

I mean, I can't just walk around all white for the rest of my life.

Urm...

Yeah, well, you do have the most amazing chakras!

Pepper: Set the snare, lay the trap

to catch a gorilla while he's taking a nap.

Hmm, what rhymes with nap?

Smack? Whack?

Fanny pack?

Ah! Map!

Set the snare and lay the trap,

and write it all down in my little map. Not bad.

And now a little salt for luck.

A pinch of salt to increase my luck,

for the gorilla in question I will abduct.

Eh, it's a work in progress.

I will work on it.

Hi, Petunia.

- Hey. - Huh?

- Hey, spider-man. - Hey, I can't go outside today.

I'm in trouble. He's so mean.

Your dad's just looking out for you.

Huh? Why do you have a backpack?

I'm going on an important mission

- and I really need your help, 'Kay? - Well, okay,

but I wanna be special forces this time.

Listen, Elvis, what I really need

is for you to stay here and cover for me.

Oh, are you talking about the old switcheroo?

Elvis, you know what I'm thinking before I even think it.

I guess great minds really do think alike.

That's so cool.

Which leads me to my next thought--

your mission, should you choose to accept it,

- involves planting a decoy. - I accept.

Then good luck, agent blue suede shoes.

I'll miss you, special forces.

I'll miss you too, nose-picker.

Mmm.

Whoa!

Oh.

Leaving so soon?

Aww. And we were just getting to know each other.

What, you wanna tell me about k.F.C.?

All right, I'm coming with you as long as we establish three things:

One, I drink whole milk only.

- Mm-hmm. - Two, we stop every hour and 27 minutes to meditate.

- And three... - Mm-hmm.

...cats are better than dogs, all right?

- Let's go. - Some people like dogs better than cats.

This is not a debate. Everyone hates dogs.

Pepper: Ah, it's my lucky day.

Ouch!

My brain hurts.

All right.

The second time is a charm.

Hello, snowflake.

Huh? Wow, that was incredibly easy.

Now to find the milk.

- Keep your eye out for lactating bovines. - Huh?

- Hey, pudding! - No! No, wait!

- Ooh, lucky. - Be careful.

Snowflake: Whoa!

Snowflake: Oh man.

- What happened? - Jenga: You seriously didn't see that coming?

Jenga: What a rookie.

Pudding. Ha!

That's the oldest trick in the book.

- Jenga: Help! We've been eaten by a giant lobster!

Jenga: Which is strange, because we were nowhere near the red lobster.

Snowflake: What's with you and lobsters?

Oh no, it's horrible.

Snowflake: What? I can't see anything.

Goodbye, cruel world.

Oh no, we're in the lob--

lobster's belly.

Jenga, we're in a moving truck.

Oh great, it looks like the Van of Jack the ripper.

Both: Whoa!

Pepper: Watch out!

Let's go!

Car!

Jenga: Oh wow.

Hey, you!

Hmm.

You could've killed me, stupid.

Better luck next time. Excuse me.

Hey, where do you think you're going?!

Hey!

That was close.

Pepper: Trapped by my own trap.

- Just my luck. - I don't know what just happened,

- but it was definitely your fault. - Okay, I'm sorry.

Like a fly in a spider's web,

the more you run away, the more I will...

Catch you!

Mother: George, doll, you want some more coffee?

Mm-hmm.

- Bye, dad. - Hmm?

- Bye, sweetheart. - Oh.

Kisses.

Oh hey, are you sure you don't want a ride?

No, um, I don't have time.

Huh.

Oh, heh heh. Hey, Wendy.

Fancy seeing you here.

Yeah well, what a coincidence.

Life's funny like that. Sometimes things just work out.

- You know? - Not really.

This is the way I walk to school every day, Brian.

But we never walk together.

Yeah, life's funny like that, huh?

Eh, she just doesn't get me.

- Jenga: Whoo, free at last, free at last! - Whoo-hoo!

Jenga: Lord almighty, I'm free at last.

- Snowflake: Cowabunga! - Whoo!

Aha ha.

Ohh, eee...

- I got it. - Wow.

- Snowflake: Huh. - Aren't you glad I convinced you to come?

No need to thank me. Let's see here.

We take the i-9 over the George Washington bridge,

jump on the expressway. Accounting for traffic,

we should be there next Tuesday.

If we're not back in the zoo by tonight,

- then... - Huh.

...they'll come looking for us so come on!

Hey, no time for that.

- We have to teleport. - Come on!

How long is that gonna take?

Elvis: Here, Petunia-tunia Bo-bunia

- banana-fanna fo-funia... - Mmm, banana!

- That's right. - Oh, conan,

not another stupid pet trick.

- Let's talk produce. - Uh-huh uh-huh!

You produce for me and I'll produce for you.

Uh?

Oh no.

I'm like a dollar short. Can I pay you tomorrow?

Is that okay?

- Hey, Wendy. - Dude.

- You don't give up. - Sticktoitivity.

It's the burden of all great men.

I like that.

So does that mean you think I'm handsome?

Petunia: Who's dumb idea was this anyways?

Operation switcharoo? More like operation bad magic trick.

Hey look, it's the white rabbit.

No, they just pulled Petunia out of a hat

and powdered her up like a baby's butt.

You look just like snowflake!

- What, do you want to be boyfriend-girlfriend? - No!

Yeah.

Snowflake!

- Snowflake! Snowflake! - Go see your fans.

You owe me one.

One banana.

Great day for the zoo, huh?

Where the heck is snowflake?

Come on. We gotta go.

All right then.

You ready to come out now?

You gonna remember our little conversation?

Souvenirs, candy! Souvenirs.

What am I gonna do, Brian? I know she ran away.

What? Who ran away?

What are we talking about?

Petunia: All right, who's ready for a freak show?

How you doing? Thanks for coming. Good to see ya.

Uh uh-- uh-oh.

Just part of the program.

That's right, I'm bad.

- Where's Petunia? - Uh...

I think she went to get more pudding.

Heh, girls. You know what I mean?

Petunia: I'm a white gorilla!

Jenga: We're almost there, I can feel it.

Still on top of the roof, right where we started.

Hello? Hello?

Are you there?

Anyone home? Come on.

Nothing's happening! Teleportation is impossible!

Hello!

Uh.

Wake up, jenga. Are you okay?

Oh great, you made me lose focus.

- Now I gotta start over. - Enough of your crazy ideas, jenga.

The only thing we're gonna start is walking.

Well, excuse me.

Where are they?

Oh, the white monkey's hair.

Hmmm...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but maybe snowflake just went back to your house.

- Did you ever think of that? - Pepper: Ah, it's the brat!

I mean what would snowflake want from a witch?

- Wendy: All I know is what I know. - This hair's lucky.

And if you can't understand that, then I don't know what to tell you.

Hey, kiddies! I know you, girly.

My daughter's been watching you on TV.

Will you autograph this for her?

She's a big fan, you know. She will love it.

You're her favorite.

- So let me tell you what. - Sure.

I'm gonna drive you anywhere you want.

I mean, hey, it's cool. I owe you one.

Mm...

Thank you very much.

Your chariot awaits, my sweet.

- Watch your step. - Thanks.

Hmmm?

Hey, Wendy, wait a minute. Can't we talk about this?

I'm done talking, little puppy.

Hey, what is your problem? Stop the Van!

Pepper: Of course. There's always room for one more in my plan--

er, I meant my Van.

Especially a boyfriend.

Wendy: He's notmy boyfriend.

- Snowflake: All right, whoo! - On the open road.

Jenga: I've got catlike reflexes, look at this.

Oooh, I should never have been declawed.

- You need more exercise. - Yeah, cats don't exercise.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa.

Look at this. Yee-haw!

Whoo!

Jenga: Eeh, I got a bad feeling about this.

- Snowflake: Whoo-hoo! - Come on.

- Tree tree. - Snowflake: We're getting closer.

Jenga: We're like squirrels. Big one.

- Nailed it! - Both: Whoo!

That did wonders for my glutes.

Seriously? What? What did I say?

I mean we're lost again. What is this place?

Hmm, I don't know, but this place has a great aura.

Another white gorilla just like me!

- Let's go talk to him! - Ask him if he has any milk.

I wonder what his favorite food is. You think he likes pudding?

Look, there she is.

Whoa.

See, snowball, you ain't alone.

What the-- huh?

He's not real. He's just a human pretending to be a gorilla.

Come on, snowflake. You don't need to see this.

- Mr. Pinkypoo, there you are. - Hey!

Mr. Pinkypoo? Let me go, that ain't my name!

Your brothers and sisters are worried sick.

You don't care about anyone but yourself, young man!

- Hmph! - Catnapper!

- You're not my mommy! - Out of all my 27 kitties,

- you are the worst behaved. - Who puts their cat on a leash anyway?

You're a very bad kitty.

- Help! - Ah ahh!

No strings on me, lady. Who do I look like, Pinocchio?

- Come on, let's go. - Mr. Pinkypoo!

Mr. Pinkypoo!

Mr. Pinkypoo!

Jenga: Don't even say it.

That darn cat.

Hmph.

Wendy: Thanks for the ride, mister.

We've gotta get to the other side of the city.

Where are we going exactly, hmm?

- Hmm. - Just go right at the next light.

So you and snowflake are good buddies, is that it?

Hmmm?

She's my best friend.

If I had a nickel for every best friend I've had,

then I'd be a billionaire.

- Because I have a billion friends. - He just threw salt in my eye.

Brian, cut it out.

So tell me, Wendy,

hmm, why would snowflake be running away

- for no reason? - The other gorillas didn't accept her.

Pepper: That's a shame. Monkeys can be so cruel.

Aww, poor snowflake.

- Hmm? - Yeah, some people will never like you,

no matter how hard you try.

If I had a nickel for every time someone didn't like me,

I'd be totally broke,

because everyone likes me.

Hmm?

What's that weird book?

Wendy, you're not really the best judge of character.

I mean, you got us in quite a bind here.

Okay okay.

Oh!

Petunia: Oh, I'm killing them.

Oh yeah!

I need more bananas.

- Uh-oh. - Hey!

You're really grating on my nerves.

You didn't like the show?

Got a hearing problem?

- You better get out of here. - N-No.

Or they'll have to carry you out in a box.

Eat bananas and kick butt.

Looks like we're almost out of bananas.

Jenga: No way, milk is the perfect food.

- Snowflake: Huh-uh. - It's delicious, prevents bone disease,

goes on just about anything. What are you gonna put pudding on?

Snowflake: Everything.

Snowflake: Just jump.

You never heard the expression "cats always land on their feet"?

You know, these antics really mess with my chi.

- Jenga? - Yeah, snowbird?

Are we doing the right thing?

Well, we're almost there. Don't start flip-flopping on me.

You'll be counted as an equal among cave dwellers

and I'll be back home couscousing and catnipping

with my kinfolk in India.

It's just back with the fake gorilla guy,

when he was hanging out with all those kids, he confused me.

Those kids just want to laugh at us.

They make silly faces and then when they throw you something to eat,

you find out it's just the wrapper.

- Hmm. - They always do it

and I always fall for it like a dummy.

Come on, snow cone, we're about to make our dreams come true

and nothing, I say nothing, can stand in our w--

- a bug! - What?

- Hairball? - I ate a bug.

Wendy: Okay, so maybe showing him the map wasn't the best idea.

Brian: Really? Whatever gave you that idea?

Now where is that monkey?

Lucky me.

Jenga, look, it's that creep in the moving truck.

Jenga: Oh no, it's this creep again?

This guy won't quit.

Hey, chomo, shouldn't you be going door to door

telling people about your weird obsessions?

- He can't catch us without the map. - Exactly.

No! Ah!

No no, gimme that!

Come on.

Ahhh.

No, be cool!

Ah, snowflake!

Uh...

Quick, let's go!

Stupid door!

I don't know why I even try.

This is so unfair.

Oh lovely.

We want snowflake!

Are you okay?

No, that was a straight-up crime.

Yeah, I know.

You totally got judged by the color of your fur.

All right, cotton ball!

- It's time to pay the Piper. - Man: Stop him!

- Dad, stop it! - Man #2: Yeah, ya creep!

- What's going on? - Man #2: You stink!

- That's not nice! - Hey, get lost!

- Man: He's gonna kill her! - Man #3: Get him outta here!

What are you looking at, you crazy monster?

Man: Call the zookeeper!

- He's terrible! - Man #4: Oh, you're a bum!

Papa, don't listen to them.

Woman: Get out of there!

Banana breath!

Get lost!

Petunia?

Snowflake ran away, papa.

Plus me and Petunia are covering for her

and it's all your fault. Oh, papa.

Oh really? And whose idea was it to lie to your father?

Elvis: I don't know.

Then why would you do such a thing?

Because snowflake's our friend.

And because she's nice.

- Is that so, huh? - She just wants to be like us.

Elvis, she's not like us! She never will be.

Look, I know you think you're doing the right thing,

but like it or not, those that don't fit in

don't survive. You can't change that.

Uh.

Don't worry, Elvis, she'll be okay.

Snowflake: Come on, I can see it.

There it is.

Jenga: We've gotta make sure this is the right house.

- That bald guy looks familiar. - All right, Freddie, I've gotta run.

- Okay yeah, take care. - I'll see you.

Say hi to brumhilda for me.

Let's go.

Bippety-boppety booyah!

Huh?

Oh, I think you missed a spot!

Well, what do you expect for half price?

- Now if you don't mind-- - but where's the rest of it?

What am I supposed to do? Walk sideways for the rest of my life?

That's a y.P., not a m.P.

I'm reporting you to the authorities.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

So how we gonna pay her? It's not like we have a box of money.

Man: No, I didn't mean it!

- No, please don't! - Hmmm.

- Man: I beg you! - Brumhilda: Get out! You're welcome.

- You beast! Alakazaam! - Okay okay okay!

Abracadabra! Ungrateful nincompoop!

- Why, that's the last time i-- - jenga: Hello.

Huh?

- Oh, what a-- oh, gross! - What are you doing?

- That's rude, I'm a guest! - Oh-hhh!

- No! - Hey, oh, gosh!

She's scary!

Jenga: We come in peace, lady.

God!

Bless my wretched soul.

A white gorilla!

- I immediately regret coming here. - Uhh...

Both: Huh?

- What? - What the--

what's the matter? You never seen a cute witch before?

Jenga: Hmmm.

I immediately regret saying I regret coming here.

Honey, this is your lucky day.

- Brian: So you do like me? - Wendy: Help!

- Somebody! - Brian: How am I supposed to know what you're thinking?

- Wendy: Anybody! - Quiet in there!

Let us out! I'm Van-sick.

Wendy, are you all right? Let me feel your forehead.

Yes, in the heart of the white gorilla

lies the key to eternal life.

Hey look, there you are.

And there's your heart, snowflake.

- Snowflake: Huh? - Oh my god!

That must be a mistake. Never mind.

What brings you two here? No, wait, let me guess.

You want to find true love maybe?

Smelly armpits?

That's a little t.M.I. Oh!

You want to make a telephone call, is that it?

No wait, that's silly.

Oh, I know. You want a cute monkey suit!

She wants to be black, you moron!

Ow! It's actually not uncommon in teenagers.

I don't get it. Huh?

Why would you want to change the color of your fur?

Ahhh!

- Yikes! Okay, snowball, you made your point. - At last.

- Snowflake: It's supposed to be lucky. - Ahem.

Well, sure, piece of cake.

- Mmm? - Huh?

Here, in here.

Jenga: All right, now that that's settled we can talk about me.

Oh oh!

- Huh? - Huh?

Hey! What am I, invisible?

Hey, witch! Yeah you!

- Ooh! I suppose you want my help too? - Mm-hmm.

And what do you have for me?

- Hmm? - Okay then.

- Wendy: Brian, it's not gonna work. - One more kick.

Got it.

You want to be a pussycat.

You want a doll?

A doll house. You want to go home.

Yeah yeah yeah.

If home is where the heart is...

"Heartbreak hotel."

"California...

Dreaming"?

You want to be a genie? A lamp?

- Shade? Shane? - Huh-uh.

- Huh-uh, huh-uh. - You want to be a... cowboy!

- Huh-uh! - Cowboys and Indians!

- Ahhh. - Yee-haw!

- Can't do it. - Huh?

I can't send you back to India.

Because despite what you may have heard,

teleporting is impossible.

- I mean come on, guys. - Snowflake: Told you.

Snowflake, I was a fool for trusting you

and I was a fool for thinking I could change.

Hmph!

Mmm.

Mmm. Fork it over.

Come on, yep yep, that's it.

Oh fine.

Ahh, time to meditate.

Huh.

Uh, you're welcome.

Oh yeah, thanks, Brian, you're the best.

- Move it, bucko! - Coming, dear.

Pepper: Huh.

Come on!

Well, isn't that a co-inky-dinky?

Oh no!

It stings! Help help!

Help help help help!

Help, it stings! Ooh ooh!

Ohhh.

It's time. Snowflake, you're free.

All you need is one black gorilla hair

and your furry fantasy will come true.

Hello, my name is Dr. Archibald pepper.

- Okay, so? - So you took my gorilla.

- Prepare to die. - Dr. Pepper?

Come on, you know how it goes.

- She's not here right now. - Hello, my name is Dr. Archibald pepper.

- You have the wrong house. - You took my gorilla.

- Uh... - Prepare to die.

Your deceptive powers will not work on me, witchy lady girlfriend!

You know how hard it was growing up?

Being treated not cool, like a freak boy?

No you wouldn't, missy cutie pie.

You won't be pretty when I'm done with you.

Only I have the booklet of eternal life.

Yeah, I have that book.

- She's useless to you. - Hey!

Now are you ready, snowflake? I can't wait!

- Jenga, let's go! Wake up! - Pepper: The time has come.

Run, snowflake, run!

Pepper: The time has come.

Take this. And that.

Brumhilda: And a little bit of that.

Whoa.

Now come to daddy.

This must be it. Come on, let's find snowflake.

Good luck.

Hello?

- Are you okay? - Is this the witch's house?

- We're looking for our friend. - I must have passed out.

- Who are you? - Gimme a second.

Where's the witch who does magic?

Hey, what's with all the questions?

- We can't find snowflake! - Hey, uhh, Wendy,

did you ever stop to think maybe that's her?

Lemme guess. You're looking for a white gorilla.

- You're not the witch, are you?! - Well,

- I'm certainly no nun. - Huh?

What, babe?

Just because I'm cute? Don't judge a book by it's cover.

And don't judge a girl by the mask she wears.

Witch! You're gonna get dunked in water

if we don't start getting answers from you.

You just got my best friend killed and you don't even care about it!

Without this, the spell won't work.

Oh.

You're bad.

Ay, caramba.

Will you help?

Monkey tonight

luck be a monkey tonight.

Where is it?

The bark of a watch!

A silver girl!

It's no use.

Well, snowflake...

Maybe your time has not come...

Yet.

Wendy: This is where the witch said we could find snowflake.

There's that creep's Van.

Uh, it doesn't look that bad.

Remember, the witch said to look out for booby traps.

- After you, darling. - Jeez.

Brian: Ohhh, so he is crazy.

What's with all the creepy?

Hey!

Brian: It's no use. It's locked from the inside.

Come on. Hurry up.

The coast is clear.

I believe you have something that belongs to me.

Give it up now!

You really think we'd be dumb enough to bring it with us?

- Brian: Uh... - Come on.

Brian!

Good boy!

- And please help yourself to a frozen pizza. - No!

Wendy: Open the door!

Oh yeah, the recipe for eternal life.

- Ha ha! - Let me out! Let me out!

- Hmm. - Come on!

Come back here, let us out!

I'm gonna try and break the window.

Well, that didn't work.

Hey, I don't like that fan.

Uh-oh, I think I broke it.

It's sucking the oxygen out of the room.

Fix it, Brian!

"The bark of a dog..." Hee hee!

Look what I have!

"A pound of salt, the helpless cries of a little girl."

Thank you!

Hmm, that's good!

"And the beating heart of a white gorilla."

Hold still!

Heh heh! Oh, hmm.

It won't be long.

Ehh oof, get away!

I should have been nicer to my parents.

- And not such a brat. - Here, take this so you're not so cold.

Thanks, bri.

Hey! Promise me,

whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

Brumhilda: I don't know, six feet tall, brown hair,

said his name was Dr. Archibald pepper.

Yeah, Dr. Pepper.

Oh, place looks like a cyclone hit it.

- There. - Ahhh.

Purify the soul,

the body will follow.

- Huh? - Disaster area.

Oh, you know I might be missing out on some stuff

with all this purification.

Hmm?

- You little traitor. - Huh?

Don't you care about your friend?

Ooh.

Easy, tiger.

I could help you find her, but it's gonna cost you.

Oh.

Hmmm.

Isn't this fun, snowflake?

Forces of evil, spirits so foul,

come to my side, I summon you now.

- Putrid and lecherous, blackest of deeds... - Think, Brian, think.

...this innocent creature's heart I need.

Arise, ye goblins and ghouls of the abyss.

Grant us thy treats...

...and spare us thy tricks.

It's time, snowflake,

to draw your last breath.

Excuse me for a moment.

Forgot the bark of a dog.

Let's blow this popsicle stand.

Huh?

Huh?

Snowy!

Oh, snowflake, what were you thinking?

Boy, are you gonna get an earful.

- There you are. - Jenga, you came back!

My heart's been here the whole time.

My brain, on the other hand, has been on vacation.

Well, snowflake, are you ready?

Where do we go now? This place is like fort Knox.

Up the stairs. I have an idea.

Huh?

Hmmm.

How do you know that creep's not up there?

I don't. Just trust me though.

Oh.

- Look, glue. - Wendy, you're a genius.

Let's see if he can get out of this.

Brian: Hey, bad guy, stick around awhile.

Good one.

Thanks.

Where's snowflake?

- Heh heh-- oh! - Wendy: Oh, there she is.

- Don't! - No, be careful!

- Wait! - Please stop!

Let's play!

No!

Wendy: No!

Hyah!

Oooh, ooof!

- Yes! - Only a cat could've made that jump, jenga!

- I'm not a cat. - I'm a red panda.

- Come on, hurry! - Let's go.

- Snowflake: See ya, creep. - Jenga: Excuse me.

Your aura's way too cloudy, boy!

Time is up, snowflake! Now you're mine!

- Oh no. - They're all locked.

How do we get out?

She wants us to open it, Brian.

Like I said, they're all locked.

Let's move!

Wendy: Look, this way.

Oh...

Mama.

It's a dead end.

Wendy: There has to be another way out.

Well, they're not here.

Well.

Hmmm.

Oooh... wah!

Ha ha ha.

Hello!

- Snowflake: Ahhh! - Hyah!

C'mere! Oooga-booga!

Mmm.

I'm not going to hurt you.

I just want your heart.

Uh uh uh.

Enough!

Give me your heart or the little brat dies.

I'm tired of your fun behind my back.

You don't say, "Dr. Archibald's a cool guy."

No one invites me for wine and cheese at their house!

No way! They say,

"Dr. Archibald's the worst tetherball player

in the whole schoolyard."

- Brian: One more kick! - Jenga: Chomo!

- Huh? - Wendy: This is sudden death, creep.

Wendy: Your butt just got kicked into overtime.

You just got served!

Lovely.

Jenga: Hey look, it's a cat door.

Ow, ugh.

Whee, there you go.

I gotta tell you something, jenga.

I never really believed you were a cat.

- Like I always said, buddy, be yourself. Yeah. - Uh-huh.

Snowflake, please don't change.

At the end of the day being yourself always means being a little different.

But what about anvil and Elvis and Petunia?

They'll ride you and ride you and ride you until you wanna break down,

- but that's no reason to give up. - Snowflake, come home.

That's where you belong.

I've just missed you so much.

- I'm sorry. - Huh?

Hey, you know it's rude walking ahead of people like that!

- So what, it's over? - What can I do?

I don't know. We didn't come all this way for you to just give up.

Come on, where would I be without sticktoitivity?

I failed. Don't you get it?

Well then, you fix it, Wendy. Fix it!

Ohh, you're right.

- Huh? - Hey!

- What's up? - Snowflake!

Oh sure, go back to the cool kids.

Hey, you'll never believe what happened to me.

First I went to see the witch, and then she gave me this potion.

It'll make my fur normal, and the only thing I need

- is one black gorilla hair! - But we were just playing.

Why would you want to change the color of your fur?

And who's been saying that all along? This guy right here.

Snowflake, please don't change. I like the way you are,

you're my best friend and I think you're pretty.

Petunia: Ooohhh, Elvis and snowflake

sitting in a tree,

k-i-s-s--

anvil: Here ya go, kid.

- Papa, no! - Silence!

If she wants to be one of us,

she's got to look like one of us.

Uhh.

Well, here goes nothing.

Whoa!

- Petunia: Cool. - Whoa.

Whoa.

Hmmm...

- All: Huh? - Wait, snowy, please listen to me!

You don't need that.

Give it a rest, dad, will you?

The humans might have something important to say

for a change.

Go on.

When are you gonna wake up and smell the coffee?

Just because snowflake's different? Brian's different.

And he's not going to change because he likes himself,

and that's cool.

So he's a little weird, like that cat.

- Ha ha! - What if you were the only black gorilla?

Or the others could eat more bananas?

Or had hotter prom dates?

The thing that matters is who you are inside.

- Different isn't bad. It's special. - Hmmm?

Like a snowflake.

- So can't we all be friends? - Mm-hmm.

- Yay! - Sweet!

Yeah!

- So? - Hmm?

Hmm?

Huh?

Ya know, things are gonna be tough for you,

but you made a brave choice.

Kind of inspiring.

Hmmm?

Huh?

- Yay! - Aww.

Hmph.

- Friends? - Sure, girl.

Oh, snowflake.

Newscaster: We interrupt this program for a special announcement.

- White house correspondent Susan-- - female newscaster: Boring!

Why don't we talk about something that people are really interested in

for a change? Like this guy,

who moments ago was arrested for kidnapping,

witchery and bad drawing.

The victim, two-year-old snowflake of Equatorial Guinea,

had this to say...

Which in gorilla means, "you're such a baby.

Why don't you go cry like a baby, you big baby?"

The accused blames it all on two young children--

says if it weren't for those meddling kids,

he would live forever.

Talk about marching to the beat of a different drum.

- Huh? - Wendy: Uh, hey, guys, I'm home.

- Wendy! - Oh, thank god.

Sorry I'm late.

I was worried sick.

- Baby. - Wendy, sweetheart, why would you run away?

- We've been looking everywhere for you! - George.

Let me think for a minute. Are you hungry?

- Oh, you're skin and bones! - Have you eaten?

- You must be hungry! - Yeah.

Oh, sweetheart, don't ever do that again.

You're our whole life! We love you so much!

- Do you want some pudding? - Sure.

I'll make some pudding.

- Mm-hmm. - I'm sorry, daddy.

So did you just call me daddy?

- I guess I did. - It's been awhile.

Hmm, I thought I was hearing things.

I just finished this.

- Wow. - Awww.

- What do you think? - That's awesome!

Jenga: Yeah, in the end things worked out

pretty darn good for snowflake.

She found love on an island inside her heart.

Hey look, it's a giant matter-daddy.

Jenga: And that kind of love has a way

of rubbin' off on folks like poison Ivy.

Aw, they're in love. Aren't they cute?

Jenga: Yeah, it was a real good kind of poison Ivy.

- Real good. - Ha ha!

Spectators: Awww!

Aw!

Jenga: Brumhilda almost quit her witchin'.

Even Dr. Archibald eventually got over

all those childhood hang-ups.

But I can't tell you too much 'cause that'd ruin the sequel.

- Wendy: Yeah! - What I can tell you is--

hey! What's the big idea?

I wasn't finished with my-- oh, what's the use?

- Yeah baby! - Oh yeah.

Petunia in the house!

- Man: Whoa! - Elvis, Elvis!

- Elvis! - Aww.

Snowflake: Elvis!

Wassup?

- Anna banana fee-fi-fo fanna... - Oh yeah.

Yo manna

Anna banana fee-fi-fo fanna...

As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,

humans should never own more than two cats.

Cat lady: Mr. Pinkypoo!

- It's time for your bath! - Get outta here! No!

If I have to come and get you, you'll be sorry, young man!

If I let-let-- let you in

I'm gonna make your brain spin...

So, Brian, I was thinking,

you might want to go to the dance with me?

No pressure.

Well, I'd have to think about it.

Yeah sure.

- Yay! - Have fun, hmm?

You can shine like a snowflake

ooh, it's time, everybody freeze!

I'm gonna-- gonna be in your dreams

like cherry-licious ice cream

you'd better go get your skis

'cause I'm gonna make your brain freeze

avalanche, shake it, don't break it, take it

avalanche, shake it, make it snow!

You can shine like a snowflake

ooh, it's time, everybody freeze

freeze!

Freeze!

Freeze!

Freeze!

Swing your partner in the air

then act a freak like you just don't care

snow down to the hoedown...

George: So there's this incredibly rare

white lion cub I'm thinking about bringing to the zoo.

- Wendy: Awww. - He could stay at our house until he's old enough.

Mother: No, George. Enough is enough.

George: He's totally staying with us.

Mother: I heard that.

Act a freak like you just don't care

grab your partner by the hand

and swing around like a funky can-can

swing your partner in the air

then act a freak like you just don't care

Swing your partner in the air

freeze!

Freeze!

Swing your partner in the air

freeze!