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I can't believe the mayor's
ex-wife wrote a tell-all book.
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She's ripping him to shreds.
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I'm up to page 27.
I haven't read anything bad.
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Turn the page.
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Ohh!
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Oh, boy.
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I hope nobody writes a book
about how I make love.
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That makes five of us.
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Good morning, everyone!
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I'm reading Helen's book,
and so far, I am lovin' it!
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Let me guess...
you're up to page 27?
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Yeah.
It just keeps getting better.
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I can't wait to read on.
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That whore!
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captions paid for by abc, inc.
And dreamworks
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Caitlin, the mayor's locked
himself in his office.
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He's really upset
about the book.
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Did he read chapter 16?
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That tramp!
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Yes.
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You have to cover
a lunch for him.
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He's meeting
with some Internet millionaire
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about a donation
to the public school system.
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Why do I always have to schmooze
those boring rich people?
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It's Tim connelly.
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Tim connelly!
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He was voted New York's
most-eligible bachelor.
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Don't rub it in.
I'm still not over that.
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He'll be here any minute.
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Right now?!
Oh, how's my hair?
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It looks fine.
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Angie?
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You can use a flip.
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That is better.
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Hi. I'm Tim connelly.
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Hi. I'm Caitlin Moore.
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Hi.
Charlie Crawford.
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Congratulations
on that bachelor thing.
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Thanks.
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I have to fill in
for the mayor.
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The mayor's just eye candy.
This will be better.
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Lunch it is.
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I love lunch.
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Come on.
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Give me coffee.
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Drip, you bastard! Drip!
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Carter, since you decided
to quit smoking,
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you are really � � edgy.
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Why don't you have
some of your nicotine gum?
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I'd like to,
but someone keeps stealing it.
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And I don't know why.
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Nicotine gum
is highly addictive.
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I'll tell ya,
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that new gum I took
from Carter's desk...
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Fantastic!
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And the fun begins.
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How's the mayor holding up?
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Not well.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
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You should know
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when the mayor gets depressed,
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he gets a little weird.
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I can handle it.
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Yeah, he's nude.
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Does he get any weirder?
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Is he wearing
his football helmet?
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No.
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He gets a little weirder.
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How you holding up?
I'm terrible.
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As if her book
isn't bad enough,
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the press is having a field day
with my sex life.
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Read these.
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"Unemployment rises.
Mayor doesn't."
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Ouch!
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"Book sales reach climax
unlike wife."
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That's actually pretty clever.
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"Mayor bad at sex."
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They're not even trying.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I know how hard...
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how difficult this must be.
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I need to make a stand
right here.
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I'm talking full media boycott.
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That's a little extreme.
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Let me tell you how important
it is to have principles.
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It's very important for a man
to have principles!
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You've got that big press event
with the police commissioner.
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You do it.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, I'm not very good
at entertaining big crowds.
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Nothing makes me
more uncomfortable.
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Correction.
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I have to admit.
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I have never enjoyed
a business lunch so much.
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I guess we should thank
the mayor's ex-wife
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for humiliating him
into seclusion.
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How does it feel to accomplish
so much at a young age?
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The money and success are nice.
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But it's meaningless
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if you don't have someone
to share it with.
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Look at those desserts!
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So, um, what are you looking for
in that special person?
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Well, someone who shares
my interests.
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I like Frank capra
movies. Oh, me too!
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I like rollerblading
through central park.
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Me too.
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I lovescience fiction.
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Me...Too.
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Are you a fan
of "galactic mission"?
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It's my favorite.
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Some friends and I are going
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to this "galactic mission"
get-together tonight.
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Want to come?
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I'd love to.
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I'll pick you up
around 8:00.Great.
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I've got to go.
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Or as commander peldron
would say...
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To the edge of the universe...
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And... and...
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Back! Beyond!
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Beyond!
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Psst!
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Looking for this?
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That's Carter's gum.
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You're gonna make me jump
through hoops
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so I can get what I want.
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No.
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Here.
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Jeez, Stuart,
it's not like you to be nice.
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It's nicotine gum.
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I'm enabling your addiction,
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and I'll derive pleasure
from watching you suffer.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
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Oh, yeah!
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Mmm!
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�paul!
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You're the one
that's been stealing my gum!
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Give it back to me.
It's mine.
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Being addicted is not pretty.
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I'm not addicted to it!
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I like the flavor...
And the elegant lifestyle.
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Sir, about this police banquet,
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you sure you're not ready
to come back to work?
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Absolutely.
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This media boycott has given me
the chance to focus on myself...
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to take long walks,
to write in my journal.
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But don't worry. I'm keeping
all my regular appointments.
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Good luck, tonight.
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Don't be afraid
to rub the thighs.
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I think I'll just stick
to the speech.
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How was your lunch?
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Oh, incredible.
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Besides being rich
and gorgeous,
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he's sweet
and down-to-earth.
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And we're going out
on a date tonight.
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Really? What time
is his mom picking you up?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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He's a little young, isn't he?
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Oh, this coming from the guy
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whose last girlfriend left him
to do a semester at sea.
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When that boat gets back,
she'll be a senior.
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Who is it?
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It's Tim.
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I hope I'm not wearing
too much makeup. Mmm.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
It took forever to get a cab.
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I don't know
how I'm gonna get through this.
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You're gonna do great.
Just keep it short.
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In his 35 years of service,
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commissioner o'brien
has performed
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countless acts of heroism
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and has been shot seven times.
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Here to express
the city's gratitude
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is deputy mayor
Charlie Crawford.
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Appreciate it.
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Well, that was easier
than I thought.
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You gotta do more than that.
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Give him
a couple of compliments.
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It's an honor for me
to be here.
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Not just to pay tribute
to commissioner o'brien,
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but to the best damn police
officers in this country.
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Did I say country?
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I meant in the � � � world.
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Believe me, I've spent a lot
of time around police officers.
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Does this look familiar?
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Let's talk about
this great city.
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Media boycott, day one.
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9:35...
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Still not missing spotlight.
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Think I'll readsome...James Joyce.
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No one's the wiser.
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Tonight police
commissioner o'brie n
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was honored by the city.
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The mayor was not availableto present the award.
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No, he was not.
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His absence
went largely unnoticed
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as Charlie Crawfordstole the show.
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9:37...
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Missing spotlight.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Did you see the paper?
You're on the front page.
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Look at that. I am.
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Filling in for the mayor
at these events is great.
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I just came from
the New York film society
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where I met Martin scorsese
and Bobby d.
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You met Robert deniro?
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Are you talkin' to me?
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The line from "taxi driver."
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No, I'm asking you.
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Your left eye wanders
sometimes.
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Roy firestone called from ESPN.
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He'd love for you
to do the show tonight.
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Oh, yes!
I love that show.
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The mayor's media boycott
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is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Hey, everybody.
Hello, sir.
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Who you looking at?
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What are you doing back, sir?
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Well, I've been thinking,
Charlie.
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As important
as this boycott is,
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I think I've put
too much pressure on you.
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No, no.
Don't worry about me.
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I'm willing to suck it up.
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Firestone wants you
at 6:00.
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You're doing firestone?
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I couldn't subject you to that.
I better do the show.
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As selfless as that is, sir,
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I'll make the greater sacrifice
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and allow you to continue
the boycott.
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This boycott has already caused
enough suffering.
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It ends today!
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Didn't you say
it's important for a man
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to stick to his principles?
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Okay,
you do the television show,
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and thank you
for being so selfless.
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Anything for you, sir.
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Charlie doing firestone.
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I'm stuck writingin
stupid journal.
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So, Caitlin,
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I hear your new boyfriend's
a Sci-Fi geek.
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Yeah, that's pretty weird.
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Hey, Tim happens to be
a great guy
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who has one quirky interest.
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It's no weirder than the way
you obsess about football.
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At least football fans
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don't paint their faces
weird colors.
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At least the players
don't wear odd helmets.
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Football is played on earth!
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Caitlin, hi.
Hi!
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These are for you.
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Thank you.
They're beautiful.
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Listen, I was wondering
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if you'd like to have dinner
and maybe see a show.
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A show about...Outer space?
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No.
Something on Broadway.
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Is there a show
about outer space?
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Broadway's fine.
Let's do that.
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And listen,
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I know I caught you
off-guard last night
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wearing that outfit.
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I'm glad you said that.
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It was presumptuous
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to show up
in my mating plumage.
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I had a really great time
with you.
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Oh, me too.
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I could listen to talk about
backtar federation all night.
265
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:14,567
I think backtar
has the most beautiful anthem.
266
00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:17,601
I was just singing it
in my car this morning.
267
00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:19,334
Hey, are you free tonight?
268
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,367
Sure.
What did you have in mind?
269
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,501
The closing night of the
"galactic mission" convention.
270
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:27,000
Ohh, it's over already?
271
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,200
Yeah, I know.
It's a bummer.
272
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:30,968
But we'll go out in style.
273
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,200
I'll see you later.
274
00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:33,300
Okay.
275
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:42,400
Since when are you
such a huge fan of Sci-Fi?
276
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,334
I'm not.
I really like Tim,
277
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,334
and I want to share
his interests.
278
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,434
You know,
the way you only date women
279
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,701
who share your interest
in being naked.
280
00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:56,033
It would be awkward
if I were the only one.
281
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,100
Paul, time for
our willpower meditations.
282
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,367
Quitting won't be easy,
but we can together.
283
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,467
Just a minute!
284
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,901
Come in.
285
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,400
You've been chewing.
286
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:21,634
No.
287
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,200
Don't lie to me.
I can smell mint.
288
00:15:24,234 --> 00:15:27,000
Your breath, your fingers,
your clothes.
289
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,167
Paul, you reek of freshness.
290
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,901
It's got me, man.
It's calling me.
291
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:33,234
�paul!
292
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,434
You can do this.
293
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,567
Together we can beat
this demon.
294
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:39,067
After this cigarette...
295
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:43,100
One more
and then we beat the demon.
296
00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:00,400
We have a cryon hottie
in vector 12.
297
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:05,067
Uh, are you entering
the atmosphere right now?
298
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,901
'Cause you are burning up.
299
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,534
Bengat�!
300
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,033
Sorry about that.
301
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,834
Listen, I've got a big surprise
for you.
302
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:18,100
Really?
303
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,534
For the closing ceremony
304
00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,801
you are singing
the backtarian anthem.
305
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,868
You seemed so sad that
this was the last night.
306
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,968
I thought
it might cheer you up.
307
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,901
Oh!
308
00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,300
A thousand kremnoids.
309
00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:34,701
Stuart... Stuart!
310
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:37,067
You're a Sci-Fi geek?
311
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,601
Me? No.
312
00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:41,634
I just come here to meet
hot alien chicks.
313
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,868
Zelgants need a male
and two females to mate,
314
00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:46,567
and a lot of these women
315
00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:48,968
take this stuff very seriously.
316
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,234
Stuart, you've gotta help me.
317
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,968
Tim has arranged for me
to sing the backtarian anthem.
318
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,767
Ah, so beautiful.
I can't wait.
319
00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:00,133
But I don't know it
and I can't tell him that
320
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,934
so you've gotta teach it to me.
321
00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:03,334
Okay. Okay.
322
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,300
It involves a number
of elaborate hand gestures.
323
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,801
And there are no lyrics.
324
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,234
It's basically
a series of shrill noises
325
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,367
that sound kind
of like, well...
326
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,868
Do you remember the time
327
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:16,467
Paul tried to hurdle
that parking meter?
328
00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:23,868
Welcome back to the show.
I'm Roy firestone.
329
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:26,334
We're here to discuss
New York sports and politics
330
00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,133
with deputy mayor
Charlie Crawford.
331
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,501
Welcome, Charlie.
Thanks, Roy.
332
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,734
Well, Charlie, you've obviously
made quite a splash
333
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,167
in the media lately.
334
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,133
Well, for me, Roy,
it's all about the work,
335
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,834
not the glitzy lifestyle.
336
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:43,701
I was saying the same thing
this morning to Marty scorsese.
337
00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:46,300
Any thoughts
on the mayor's boycott?
338
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:49,100
Well, to him
it's a matter of principle.
339
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:52,300
This is not a man
who belongs in the spotlight.
340
00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:54,534
Hey, everybody.
341
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:57,133
This is...
this is a surprise.
342
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,834
Ladies and gentlemen,
the mayor of New York.
343
00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,968
Nice to see you.
Good to see you.
344
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,934
I was just in the neighborhood.
345
00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:06,133
You were in Bristol,
Connecticut.
346
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,400
Would you join us?
347
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,534
Well,
I'm a busy, busy, busy man.
348
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,534
Yeah.
349
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,000
Okay, let's do that.
350
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,701
I have to ask you
about your ex-wife's book.
351
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,801
That's one subject
I refuse to talk about.
352
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,434
I can understand that.
353
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,267
Charlie, let's talk
about your football career.
354
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,167
I understand you were
quite a star in high school.
355
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,467
I once played an all-star game
with emmitt Smith.
356
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:33,801
I once was at a cocktail party
with Emma Thompson.
357
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:37,167
We did have emmitt Smith
on our show last week...
358
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,133
he was telling me
the funniest story...
359
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:44,033
according to my wife's book,
I'm not good in bed.
360
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:48,300
So, uh, so maybe you want to
talk about this book.
361
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:50,234
If that's what
they want to hear.
362
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,634
Let's talk about me
at the police banquet.
363
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,434
The people
might find that interesting.
364
00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,767
Not as interesting
as my addiction to painkillers
365
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:01,934
in the '70s.
366
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,300
When you sing the anthem,
don't forget to do the gestures.
367
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,200
If you're setting me up
to look like a fool...
368
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,467
Why would I want to?
369
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,634
Why would you tell Paul
370
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,567
the governor's ball
was a toga party?
371
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,801
Caitlin, are you ready?
372
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:21,601
Guess you'll
just have to trust me.
373
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,601
Intergalactic comrades...
374
00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:28,734
Please welcome a new member
to our crew...
375
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,067
lieutenant Caitlin Moore.
376
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:38,334
* aah aah
377
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,801
* aah aah aah aah
378
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:45,100
* aah aah aah aah
379
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,167
* aah aah aah aah
380
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,300
* aah aah
381
00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:50,801
* aah aah
382
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,133
* aaaaah
383
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,601
aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
384
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,133
Aah! Aah!
385
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,300
She's a keeper.
386
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,267
Charlie...
387
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,734
I want to apologize for
ambushing you on that show.
388
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:18,234
I didn't want to admit it,
but I... I don't know...
389
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:20,100
I really miss the attention.
390
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:23,467
To be honest, I started
feeling jealous of you.
391
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:24,901
I know, sir.
392
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,434
I was that transparent?
393
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:30,133
No.
I found your journal.
394
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:33,267
By the way,
that dream about your mother...
395
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,567
you might want to
talk to someone about that.
396
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,734
Well, what happened was...
397
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,067
not me, sir.
398
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,834
I really enjoyed being
in the spotlight.
399
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,667
Don't worry, Charlie.
Your time will come.
400
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,501
A bit of advice...
401
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,434
try to stay grounded.
402
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,367
Mr. Mayor, my phone's
been ringing off the hook.
403
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,000
I got 30 reporters
who want to talk to you
404
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,634
about your sexual problems.
405
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,968
I'm back, baby.
406
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,067
Hi, Caitlin.
407
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,868
Stuart tells me Tim made
you sing an alien anthem
408
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:13,901
at the science-fiction
convention.
409
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:19,000
Your life's
really coming together.
410
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,801
Hey, I had fun,
411
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,801
and I am not gonna let you
rain on my parade.
412
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,501
If you'll excuse me,
Tim's taking me dancing.
413
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:27,801
Gotta bengat�.
414
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:33,067
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.29194
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