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So what's next, podcast-wise?
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What we need is a hot, fresh, dead body,
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preferably right here
or very near to here.
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I got another email from that Bev Melon.
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They wanna make a movie of our podcast.
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- Paramount?
- They wanna fly us all out to LA
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for some meeting next week.
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Let's talk movies!
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I invited Sazz to the party,
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but she's back to not responding
and she usually gets right back to me.
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She had something "sensitive"
to discuss with me.
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She's had so many joints
replaced by metal.
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Apparently, the best ones
come from Bulgaria.
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What's all this?
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You need
your kitchen window replaced.
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Something left a little hole.
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Like a bullet hole?
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Okay, make... Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Well, hold on there.
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Stunt people are not actually daredevils.
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Sure, we find danger sexy.
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You know, we like to flirt with it,
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buy it a drink,
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but we don't let it get into our pants.
You know?
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We do danger safely.
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So, if we do get hurt,
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we live to fall another day.
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You know who taught me that?
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The best stuntman in the world.
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My old man, Slim Pataki.
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- I come from a long line of stunt people.
- Are you ready?
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- Yeah!
- Here we go!
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You know,
while most parents are trying
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to keep their kids away from danger...
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Oh!
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mine taught me how to play in it.
Honest to God.
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Again, again, again!
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There's no point in trying not to fall.
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You always fall.
But the trick is
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you get up, you dust yourself off,
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and make sure you don't become dust.
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Charles, are you okay?
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What do you need? We're here.
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What do I do?
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I can't wash her down the drain! Ah!
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M-Maybe we could...
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get a wipe?
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Yes. Yes, a nice, respectful wipe.
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Sazz can't end up on a wipe.
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Well, you could just leave them like that.
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Then, you'd have permanent
Sazz hands.
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I'd like to take that one back.
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I'm gonna call the police.
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- Okay.
- Great. Yeah.
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- Do you want me to...
- No.
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I know what I'll do.
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I'll wash her into a bowl.
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- Great plan.
- A bowl!
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Then, I can take the water and ashes,
pour 'em into something,
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let the water evaporate.
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Maybe a Mason jar!
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- Oh, homey. Cozy. What a good... That...
- Yes, a Mason jar.
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- I love Mason jars.
- And we will go get that for you now.
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Yes.
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Sazz...
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Ah!
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Hey, hey, hey, don't sweat it.
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Me being dead is
the least of your problemos.
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Also, get your hands off my boobs.
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Um...
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Oh, God, she's all over me, too!
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'Course this is the week my dry cleaner
bumps up his pricing.
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Oliver, will you stop shaking Sazz
onto the floor and line up the shot?
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Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry.
O-Okay. So... Alright.
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So, if that's where Sazz was hit,
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then the angle puts the shooter
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in the corner apartment across the way.
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But, what if...
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she was shot here and then fell?
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Then, she was shot by the...
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- the window next door.
- Okay!
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My hands are clean.
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Sazz is in the jar,
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not in this room.
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I'm gonna put her right here.
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Okay, s... Wait, no!
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I'm gonna put her here
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because Sazz used to love
sitting on this counter.
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So, this is absolutely...
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Unless we put her over...
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No, this is good.
This is absolutely good
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because it is time to enact protocol.
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Let's call the police.
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- Hold on! Hold on.
- Wait! I mean,
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- yes, do what you need to do.
- Whatever you need.
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Absolutely, Charles.
It's just that we thought
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maybe we could talk to some people
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before the whole building...
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comes under siege.
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Okay. What do we know so far?
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Okay, so Sazz came up here for the wine.
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There's a bullet hole in the glass.
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And I found a couple of shards
on the window seal,
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so it seems the bullet came in, not out.
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And also, Howard's cadaver dog
thinks there was a body about here,
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and then dragged to the trash chute
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by someone who had
access to your apartment,
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which is terrifying.
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And we know we found
Sazz in the incinerator.
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Poor Sazz.
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Poor Sazz.
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I wish I had something to add,
but I'm just a manifestation
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of your rapidly declining
mental state, so...
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The shot came from the West Tower,
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probably somewhere
across on the 14th floor.
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But we need to know
exactly where the body was
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to know which apartment.
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Oh! We could Luminol the floors!
I could Postmates us a bottle.
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Yes!
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A-And what is Luminol,
my little murder nerds?
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It's a chemical that makes
blood glow in the dark.
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Also, other bodily fluids.
That's how I found out
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what the construction workers
were doing in my old apartment.
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Ew.
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I don't get it. Who would kill Sazz?
Everybody loves Sazz.
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Well, remember,
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the shooter was in the Arconia,
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focusing on... your apartment.
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And they shot a person dressed like you
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in your kitchen.
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You see where this is going!
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I see where this is going!
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You think I was the target?
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That's preposterous!
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I was People magazine's
8th Most Beloved TV Cop!
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In 1989.
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'91.
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Hmm.
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Okay, clearly Sazz was
into something weird,
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but what about these notes
we found in her apartment?
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You got... Look, look.
"Sick pup."
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This one just has random numbers.
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- Yeah.
- "Dudenoff."
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No idea what that means.
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"Looking at Charles."
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It's a mistake to make assumptions
this early in an investigation.
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Don't let them get in your head.
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If you were the target,
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it means I was killed because of you,
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and that kind of guilt will paralyze you.
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We don't know who the target was!
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Listen,
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buddy, m-maybe we make lists of people
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who, uh, hate you
and people who hated Sazz.
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Might be fastest to start with Sazz.
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Ah...
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Sazz was dating Jan, a convicted murderer,
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and Sazz said she needed
to break up with Jan.
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And we know what Jan does to
people who break up with her.
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Okay, but Jan is in prison,
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and you broke up with her, too.
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Right. I'm calling 911.
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It's been a week, and Sazz's
Bulgarian left shoulder and knee
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are still in that incinerator.
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911. Are you in immediate danger?
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No! There's no proof of that!
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Alright, then please hold.
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Thank you for calling 911.
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There are... 68...
emergencies ahead of you.
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Sixty-eight!
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Okay, it looks like our glorious city
has given us a minute.
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Why don't we talk through
what we know about the residents
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of the West Tower?
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Ah...
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The Westies.
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They're an odd bunch. Weirdos.
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Loners.
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Renters.
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You don't have to say it like that.
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Yeah, boomer,
not everyone was alive
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when an apartment cost a bag of beans.
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I'd kill to rent anything.
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Alright, Charles.
Tell us about the Westies
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and why they might, for argument's sake,
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want you dead.
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There's Stink-Eye Joe.
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Seems hostile.
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Always looking over here,
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giving me the stink-eye.
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Ah.
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There's the Sauce Family.
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Always stirring some kind of sauce
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at all hours
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and looking over here.
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Three people, lots of pots,
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always stirring.
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Are they stirring up
a nice batch o' murder?
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There's the oddest one of all.
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Christmas-all-the-Time Guy.
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Handsome guy, always working out.
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Never takes down
his Christmas decorations.
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Wears a Christmas sweater all-year-round.
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That's most of the floor I can see.
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Besides that one apartment
that never opens its blinds.
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I see the lights go on and off sometimes,
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but I never see anyone in there.
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Interesting.
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Okay, let's sniff around
before the cops come.
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I think we have to go down
around the block to get in, right?
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That's right. They sealed off
the West Tower from the real Arconia
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after a Westie opened a brothel.
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Pretty good one, too.
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Okay, Charles, text us when 911 picks up.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Sazz was my stunt double.
I wanna investigate.
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Listen,
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I know we don't know who the target was,
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but just to be safe,
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why don't you help out in here?
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With the blinds closed.
Stay on hold.
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Make a new murder board.
Um, Postmates the Luminol.
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Luminol! Postmates.
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It was the most technical we'd ever been.
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You know this is all happening.
We might as well just get started.
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Hey!
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You're giving me busy work!
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Charles, this is a big job.
We need you to stay safe in here.
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- And stay on hold.
- Yeah.
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- You don't need to go out there to help.
- Right.
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'Course, they tried to shoot you in here.
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I was not the target!
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Of course, you weren't!
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But deadbolt the door.
The killer might have had a key.
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We love you, buddy.
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We do.
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I want to have said that.
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Charles, deadbolt!
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Okay, he is talking to no one.
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Hey, I've talked to
a few dead people before.
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Hey, I once invented a whole Fosse number
of you and Charles dancing.
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- You had better gams.
- Hey, what's that?
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"Building meeting tonight.
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"Keep our home from being overrun
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by a Hollywood movie shoot."
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No, no, no, no.
This movie has to happen.
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It's the only way I can keep up
with my sexy, successful girlfriend.
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Also, did you know Loretta's
co-star is internet famous
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for something called
a "Jon Hamm-in-the-pants situation"?
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Oh, I know.
Went deep down that rabbit hole
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one rainy afternoon.
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Gates of Heaven.
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You ever seen it?
It's the first time
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I ever saw real people
just being themselves
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and being worthy as characters, too.
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It was about pet cemeteries.
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But with some...
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deep existential shit about the afterlife.
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And not for the dead so much, I really...
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00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,542
You've been on film hundreds of times,
260
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,086
and the only way the world
will remember your face
261
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,420
is on this old documentary.
262
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,297
Well,
263
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,552
being on film is not
the only way to be remembered.
264
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,723
You know, even if you were the target,
265
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,851
you don't have to feel bad.
266
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,352
That's the gig.
267
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,188
I take hits for my guy.
268
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,862
They're just trying to scare me.
269
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,697
I'm not gonna get scared in my own apart...
270
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,036
Closet.
271
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,373
Don't know why I'm whispering.
I'm just your subconscious.
272
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,263
Hello, Charles.
273
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:14,021
Yep. She's real.
274
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,821
Wow... The West Tower.
275
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:28,075
Somewhere in this pit lay a sniper's nest.
276
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,204
Okay, this is our one chance
to meet people casually
277
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,165
before the cops put everyone on alert.
278
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,626
So, let's look out some windows and chat.
279
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,794
- Look for the weird.
- Okay, first up,
280
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,715
the menacing Stink-Eye Joe.
281
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:46,302
Okay.
282
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,765
Hey!
283
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:54,143
It's the famous podcasters
from the East Tower!
284
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,480
- Why, yes, that's us.
- Uh, hi, I'm Mabel.
285
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,065
I don't know if you're aware,
286
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,817
but they're going to be shooting
a movie here based on our podcast.
287
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,529
- A movie?
- Yes, major stars. Very exciting.
288
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,864
So we're scouting possible
locations to shoot from.
289
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,075
- In! To shoot in.
- Exactly.
290
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,327
With cameras.
N-N-Not bang-bang shoot.
291
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,411
Yeah.
292
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,539
So would you be interested
in showing us your apartment?
293
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,542
Oh, yeah! I love the movies!
294
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:20,254
I'll show you anything you want!
Come on in!
295
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,215
Vince Fish.
296
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:27,385
Listen, I gotta apologize
for the eye patch.
297
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,804
I have antibiotic-resistant pink eye,
298
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,807
and it leaves one eye,
and then goes back into the other,
299
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,642
and then back and forth
and back and forth like a...
300
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,395
like a virus playing hopscotch!
Anyhoo...
301
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,438
I gotta put a compress on it,
302
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,524
but I don't like to hold it in my hands
303
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,861
because I'm highly contagious, okay?
304
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,612
So, I came up with this system!
305
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,656
- Ah, pink eye. Yes.
- That's a good idea.
306
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,741
S-So, would you mind if
we glance out your window
307
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,869
to see if it gives us
the right angle on the East Tower?
308
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,620
Yeah, yeah, come on over!
309
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,166
Yeah, I-I mean, you get a good
vantage point from over here.
310
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,710
Everybody looks so small.
311
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,879
You could pretend that
they're not even people.
312
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,048
They're just like little ants,
and you just squish 'em!
313
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,967
You just squish 'em!
314
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,220
But I can see your place, Oliver.
315
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,221
Over there on 10.
316
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,390
And, uh, Mabel,
317
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,977
y-you used to live at 12, and...
318
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,021
there's your friend's place.
319
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,857
What's up with him and his lonely omelets?
320
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,359
And why is he always staring?
321
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,904
Well, who could say why
people do what they do.
322
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,072
Anyway, a shot from here won't work
323
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,659
because th-the windows are painted shut.
324
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,121
- Oh. Um...
- Ow.
325
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,248
That's too bad.
326
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:42,710
Yeah.
Must be hard for you Easties to imagine.
327
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,795
You're always lifting your windows,
328
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,256
and letting in the fresh air.
329
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,259
Anyhow! I'm going to the neighbors
to play some Oh Hell,
330
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,638
so if you wanna come along, you can.
You can check out their place, right?
331
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,139
- Uh... Yes.
- Oh, that would be fantastic.
332
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,725
- We'd love that.
- Yeah, super! New friends!
333
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,607
Back! Stay back.
334
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,651
How did you get out of prison?
335
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,778
A mix of park our Sazz taught me
336
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:11,322
and psycho sexual manipulation.
337
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:14,408
I won't bore or arouse you with deets.
338
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,744
Well, I'm not bored.
339
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,163
And thanks for the tip
about the secret passageways
340
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,831
in the second season of your podcast.
341
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,124
Super helpful.
342
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,378
Charles! Stop scurrying!
343
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,966
I'm not here to kill you.
344
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,968
I broke out because
I'm worried about Sazz.
345
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,886
Worried about Sazz? What, why?
346
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,222
She called last week and sounded upset.
347
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,099
I haven't heard from her since.
348
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,183
Have you?
349
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,143
Thank you for calling 911.
350
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,438
There are... 32...
emergencies ahead of you.
351
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,941
Charles.
352
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,568
Why did you call 911?
353
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,822
- I'll tell you if you don't kill me.
- I'll kill you if you don't tell me.
354
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:53,907
Touché.
355
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,202
Oh.
356
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,205
I've been meaning to wash these.
357
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,006
We're really more like family over here.
358
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,883
You know, the apartments may be smaller,
359
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:14,093
- but the hearts are bigger.
- Oh.
360
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,637
Maybe that's why
I have an enlarged heart.
361
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,100
Inez!
362
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,146
We have guests!
363
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,732
Fresh meat!
364
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,858
Ha!
365
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,068
- Get in here.
- Come on.
366
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,864
Come on. Come on. Oh!
367
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,241
- Hi, there.
- Hi! Hi.
368
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:42,663
- Ah! Alfonso! Mira!
- Yeah, mami?
369
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,956
Fix your face.
370
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,791
They wanna play Oh Hell with us.
371
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,335
Oh!
372
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,879
So nice to finally meet you!
373
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,215
Right? A meeting of the towers.
374
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:54,300
Wh-Why haven't we done this earlier?
375
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,178
- My mom wishes you brought your friend.
- Ana!
376
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,554
She's right, though.
377
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:02,099
Mm-hmm.
Inez is in love with Brazzos.
378
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,184
Ah...
379
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,936
No, seriously.
When we first moved in,
380
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,688
she spotted him across the courtyard,
almost peed herself.
381
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,150
I thought I was gonna have to
take the guy out, you know?
382
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,153
Wow. Years of living across from your...
383
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,030
wife's crush must be hard, huh?
384
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,366
Especially when your wife
puts on a push-up bra to cook.
385
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:21,911
Can I help it if Brazzos
likes to watch me make sauce?
386
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,955
Mom! I need to move out.
387
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,498
Alright, come on, come on.
Let's get started.
388
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,750
You're gonna love this game.
389
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,585
But be careful.
390
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,673
It's a little dangerous.
391
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,720
Ah-ha!
392
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,347
So?
393
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,683
What do you think of Oh Hell?
394
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:47,728
Well, it's, uh, titillating.
A little confusing.
395
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,565
Reminds me of this traumatic game
of strip Pinochle I once played
396
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:54,151
with the wonderful Frank Langella,
wh-whose drapes do not match the...
397
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,653
He definitely loves it.
398
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,405
So, Mabel, did you achieve?
399
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,906
I don't think so.
400
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,576
- Oh.
- Okay, I really, really want to.
401
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,494
Why am I so obsessed already?
402
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:04,871
- It's so addictive.
- Mm.
403
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,874
I bet your friend Mr. Savage
would like it.
404
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,376
He's my hall pass. You know.
405
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,378
Which is not supposed to be a thing
406
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,755
with anyone you actually
have a chance of meeting
407
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,090
or, you know,
408
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:19,051
anyone who's constantly staring through
your window with his stupid fuckin' face.
409
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,345
Dad, I think you can relax about Brazzos.
410
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,514
He has brittle bones.
Mom would shatter him.
411
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,309
I'd sure like to try!
412
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,352
Where's this one running off to?
413
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,897
I just need a pick-me-up.
Where's the knife?
414
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,774
Oh, um, on the bathroom sink.
I just sharpened it.
415
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,324
Mm.
416
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,242
Alright! Now, I need a hit.
417
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,703
You can't resist!
418
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,288
That's my baby!
419
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,302
So, wh-what is going on in the bathroom?
420
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,138
Sorry. Westie secret.
421
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,766
A sniper?
422
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,687
Snipers are assholes.
423
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:15,066
What's the point of killing
if you're not up close for the release?
424
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,859
That's the best part.
425
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,112
You remember, Charles?
426
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,741
I really loved her.
427
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,787
We worked together almost 40 years.
428
00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:29,372
She took every blow for me.
429
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,582
We'd come to the most
dangerous part of the scene,
430
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,501
and the director would yell, "Freeze,"
431
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,546
and I would freeze.
And then Sazz would say...
432
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:39,132
- Tap in.
- "...Tap in." And then,
433
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,011
she would get run over by an air boat
while I had a Fresca.
434
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,680
She couldn't find much doubling work
435
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,765
because her height
didn't match many women.
436
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:53,354
She said you gave her
the shot that started her life.
437
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,564
She loved you.
438
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:58,109
Jeez. This is getting sappy.
439
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,403
She's the reason I haven't killed you,
440
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,198
despite hours of fantasizing.
441
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,201
Well, thank you, Sazz.
442
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,244
Now, I need to borrow a shirt.
443
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:10,163
This one's covered in prison guard brain.
444
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,085
Prison guard brain?
445
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,754
That's our Jan.
446
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:19,756
Oh, hell!
447
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,425
Wow! I needed that!
448
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:26,138
B-A-D!
449
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,974
- Oh! You won!
- Oh! I achieved?
450
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:32,643
I achieved!
451
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,103
- You did it?
- Oh, my God!
452
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:37,315
- Oh, I missed it!
- Okay, newbie.
453
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:40,151
I think that earns you
a trip to the bathroom.
454
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,778
Here you go, buddy.
455
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:45,281
Oh. I-I don't know that I-I need to...
456
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:48,076
- He's right, you earned it.
- Ollie.
457
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,703
I insist.
458
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,915
Get in there. Get in there.
459
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,417
Get in there. Get in there.
460
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,628
- Get in there! Get in there!
- Take the knife!
461
00:22:58,629 --> 00:22:59,921
- Come on!
- Get in there!
462
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:03,633
Get in there!
Get in there! Get in there!
463
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:06,636
Get in there! Get in there!
464
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:09,055
Take that knife!
465
00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:13,018
Get in there!
466
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,479
Is that a person?
467
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:18,481
Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham.
468
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,858
Imported from Portugal, very special.
469
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:24,946
It's a ham, Mabel!
It's a ham in the shower!
470
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,114
- Yeah!
- Go get it!
471
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,366
Alright!
472
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,201
Alright!
473
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:33,788
So, uh, it sounds like we've met most
everybody on this side of the floor
474
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:36,791
except for Christmas Guy
and whoever is in that place
475
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,710
with the lock box on it.
Who lives there?
476
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,671
Oh, um, that's the Dudenoff place.
477
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,841
Dudenoff?
478
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,677
Do you know how we could contact them?
479
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,390
I don't even think he has a telephone.
480
00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:57,103
Sazz was very worried about you, Charles.
481
00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,147
And the day's looking up.
482
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,191
She said she thought
someone had eyes on you.
483
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,986
She was poking around
the building because of it.
484
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:07,780
This building? She was looking into
someone who lives here?
485
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,241
I don't know,
but last time we talked,
486
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:13,412
she said she thought there might be
another murderer in the building.
487
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,665
It was last Wednesday,
after my Lifers' Hip-Hop Dance Club.
488
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,458
That was the night she died.
489
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,502
Charles, you get rid of the body
490
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,754
because you've killed the wrong person,
491
00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,924
and you don't want
the right person on alert.
492
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:30,094
And, trust me, once you've crossed
over and tried to kill,
493
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:32,013
if you fail,
494
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:35,516
you come up with way more
fucked-up ways to finish the job.
495
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,560
Time to go.
496
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,604
- Charles!
- Open up!
497
00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:42,565
Stupid cops are gonna pin this on me,
498
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:45,443
so I gotta disappear.
499
00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:48,821
I was hoping to make love one last time,
Charles, before you're murdered.
500
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,741
Maybe at least some mutual masturbation,
but ships passing, I guess.
501
00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:52,825
Where are you?
502
00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,994
- Well, you know, we got a little time...
- I'll miss you, Charles.
503
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,662
I hope it's quick. Woof!
504
00:24:58,999 --> 00:25:01,000
- Open up!
- Open the door!
505
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,377
- Charles!
- Charles!
506
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:06,339
Hi! Okay, so the apartment
with the closed blinds
507
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:09,050
is someone named Dudenoff.
From Sazz's note!
508
00:25:09,051 --> 00:25:10,676
Now, we don't know who that is,
509
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,887
but the Westies are very weird about it.
510
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,306
Also, they eat toilet ham.
511
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,849
- What?
- And Stink-Eye Joe
512
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,518
- is really just Pink-Eye Joe.
- Yeah.
513
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:21,270
Which is arguably worse, but...
You made a board!
514
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,730
Oh, that's so good!
515
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,941
Who knows why Sazz was over there,
516
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:28,069
but there is a lock box
on that Dudenoff door.
517
00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:29,153
Guys.
518
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,624
Jan was here. She was here!
519
00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:43,793
Jan was here?
520
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,545
- Yeah!
- Uh-huh...
521
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,004
And is she still here?
522
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,339
Well, I didn't... Ah!
523
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,715
Can't you still smell her?
524
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,843
I can. Mm.
525
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:56,180
- Charles, Jan is in prison.
- Yeah.
526
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,266
How could she be in your closet?
527
00:25:58,267 --> 00:25:59,518
Parkour.
528
00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:02,812
Ah.
529
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,064
And that is when we realized
530
00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:08,901
that Charles had begun
his descent into madness.
531
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,695
Guys, I was the target.
532
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,572
The shot was for me.
533
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,824
Sazz died for me.
534
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:16,409
Thank you for calling 911.
535
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,328
There are... 19...
emergencies ahead of you.
536
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,248
- Okay! You're doing good at hold.
- Yeah.
537
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:23,749
Uh, did you order the Luminol?
538
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,252
- It's on its way.
- Good for you, dude!
539
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,839
- We're proud of ya.
- H-Hey, Oliver.
540
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,798
- Look. The numbers.
- Is that the code
541
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:33,342
- for the lock box?
- Maybe.
542
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:37,054
W-We're gonna try to get
into the Dudenoff place
543
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,557
as fast as possible,
and then we'll be back.
544
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,934
Okay, just text us if the cops pick up
545
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,521
or the Luminol comes.
You're doing great.
546
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,860
Charles isn't doing so great.
547
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:53,487
Yeah, we have to find the killer soon.
He's a dead man walking.
548
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,449
Oh, goody, it works.
549
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:12,965
Okay, if anyone actually lives here,
they're definitely a psychopath.
550
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:16,594
A ham radio.
So much ham up here.
551
00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:26,687
Hey.
552
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:29,857
Look, there's a footprint on the radiator.
553
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,151
And paint chips.
The window was pried open.
554
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,114
Ah!
555
00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,409
This must be the sniper's nest.
556
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:43,789
It's also pretty spacious for a studio.
557
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,001
Ho, ho, ho.
558
00:27:49,628 --> 00:27:51,630
Is this tinsel?
559
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,714
Oliver!
560
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,717
- What!?
- More ham!
561
00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:00,680
He's so cute! What's your name?
562
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:03,766
Piggie Smalls?
Notorious P.I.G.?
563
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,059
Jesus!
564
00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,602
Oh shit.
565
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:20,700
Oh!
566
00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:22,326
Shh!
567
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,330
Wait.
568
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:42,930
The pig's loose!
569
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,726
Well, at least he has a chance.
Go!
570
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:51,355
Let's gather up some things
and get outta here.
571
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:53,816
I'm scared to leave here now.
572
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,402
We stay down here.
573
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:58,071
Nice and safe.
574
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:00,490
Forever.
575
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:05,078
Many cultures sit on the floor to eat.
It'll be great.
576
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,041
Thank you for calling 911.
577
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,001
There are... eight...
emergencies ahead of you.
578
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,587
We're almost there.
579
00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:23,472
That would be the Luminol.
580
00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:26,182
Downstairs.
581
00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:28,268
You don't have to go down there.
582
00:29:30,312 --> 00:29:32,021
Delegate.
583
00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:35,609
Let strangers find the killer
of your fiercest protector.
584
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:45,744
I've gotta at least go get the box.
585
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,664
Just gotta, uh, pick up a package.
586
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:52,543
That's easy. I pick up a package
without getting kil... Ew.
587
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,919
Uh... Okay.
588
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,381
I'll go in disguise... Oh.
I'll go in disguise. Alright.
589
00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:01,008
I'll say to Lester,
"Don't look up and don't say my name,
590
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,552
but give me that package."
591
00:30:02,553 --> 00:30:04,303
- NYPD!
- Don't kill me!
592
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:08,140
- Savage, are you safe?
- What? I don't know, am I?
593
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:11,227
Jan Bellows escaped using park our
and psycho sexual manipulation.
594
00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:14,480
Then, we found sketches of her doing
some really fucked-up shit to you.
595
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,190
Acid showers, golden showers.
596
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,859
Now, I'm not really sure
how that kills anyone,
597
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,318
but we need to inspect your bathroom.
598
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:21,905
See? She is real! She was here!
599
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:25,826
She was here?
600
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,912
And you didn't report it,
which you know is a crime?
601
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,332
Savage, is there anything
you wanna tell me?
602
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,419
911, what's your emergency?
603
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:40,674
Hello?
604
00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:43,927
I'd like to report a murder.
605
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,847
Shut the fuckin' fuck up.
606
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,683
You might wanna check the incinerator.
607
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,562
Also, we grabbed your package.
608
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:57,399
Sir, did you say a murder?
609
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:06,782
Come on, let's go.
Cops won't be in the basement forever.
610
00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:08,826
Are we allowed to do this
to a crime scene?
611
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:11,204
Forgiveness instead of permission
is kind of our thing.
612
00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,748
Okay.
And what does this Luminol do again?
613
00:31:13,749 --> 00:31:15,666
It'll show us where Sazz bled out.
614
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,169
- Uh-huh.
- Are you ready?
615
00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:19,712
I...
616
00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,965
I need a moment first.
617
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:50,077
I failed you today, Sazz.
618
00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:54,705
Well,
I wasn't at my best either.
619
00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:57,668
And I'm you, so, yeah.
620
00:31:58,377 --> 00:32:00,503
- We lost our shit.
- Hm.
621
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:03,590
How am I ever gonna find your killer
if I'm afraid to go outside?
622
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:07,677
I don't know how to do this.
All I know how to do is freeze.
623
00:32:07,678 --> 00:32:09,596
You need a stunt double.
624
00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:13,391
- Remember in season one...
- Mm.
625
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:16,894
we had that big explosion stunt
at the strip club?
626
00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:18,187
- Mm-hmm.
- And for hours,
627
00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:20,690
you were running and diving in this, uh,
628
00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:22,441
filthy river.
629
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:25,736
- Yeah. My hair caught on fire. Yeah.
- Your hair caught on fire.
630
00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:27,322
And that was all before lunch.
631
00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:30,157
Which I was having, uh,
632
00:32:30,158 --> 00:32:32,244
alone, as usual.
633
00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:34,746
And then,
634
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:37,290
you came banging on my trailer door,
635
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,542
and you brought in five crew guys
636
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:41,419
that I had never talked to,
637
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:45,299
and they all thanked me
for inviting them to a poker game
638
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:48,217
- which I hadn't.
- Little white lie.
639
00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:49,719
And then,
640
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,305
I had this weekly poker game
641
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:54,391
for the next eight years.
642
00:32:56,351 --> 00:32:58,187
You found me friends.
643
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,523
What was that guy? Th-The grip?
644
00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:04,734
He was so funny. And the,
645
00:33:04,735 --> 00:33:07,904
uh, big guy with the hair.
Was it Schma? Schma?
646
00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:09,322
- Schmeong.
- Schmeong.
647
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,157
Yeah.
648
00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,243
You were more than just a stunt double.
649
00:33:15,037 --> 00:33:17,079
You took care of me
650
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,875
in every way a person
could take care of someone.
651
00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:24,045
You're my oldest,
652
00:33:24,046 --> 00:33:26,048
best friend.
653
00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:30,052
What'll I do without you?
654
00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:41,480
Charles? We should do this.
655
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,741
She was right here.
656
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:03,043
Hey. Look at this.
657
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:07,756
Did she write a message with her blood?
658
00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:11,426
Charles, do you know what that means?
659
00:34:13,095 --> 00:34:14,596
Yes.
660
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:16,681
I do.
661
00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:21,519
Another thing my father taught me.
If you wanna have a long career,
662
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,064
you need to find your person.
663
00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:26,399
Your number one.
664
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,026
The one you always fall for.
665
00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:31,280
And the day I met Charles-Haden Savage,
666
00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:34,407
I knew I'd found mine.
667
00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:38,452
And it's not just about a steady gig.
668
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,371
Finding your number one pushes you
669
00:34:40,372 --> 00:34:43,666
to unlock parts of yourself
you didn't even know you had.
670
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:51,633
Because everything you do,
671
00:34:53,468 --> 00:34:55,470
you're doing for someone you care about.
672
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,143
"Oh hell."
673
00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:06,230
They're not numbers.
674
00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,317
They're letters.
675
00:35:12,988 --> 00:35:15,615
Did one of them kill Sazz?
676
00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,700
We're gonna find out.
677
00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:20,412
We're not investigating
Sazz's murder anymore.
678
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:23,790
We're investigating mine.
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