Original subtitles

-Did Issa say something to you? -No... about what?

MOLLY CARTER: She just thinks that I don't want to be happy.

I just think that it's funny that she calls me "Old Molly"

when she's out there, right now, doing old shit too.

♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

I've never been in a relationship

long enough to have to balance it in my life.

You are my main priority.

Give it up for Vince Staples!

Did you tell Nathan to talk to Andrew about Vince?

Nathan reached out about the block party and I needed help.

You deliberately went behind my back.

Because, Molly, you were willing to let me fail... over what?

Some random rule you made up?

You need to figure out your shit and stop using people.

You are so miserable.

If things don't work out with Andrew,

it's not gonna be because of me, girl.

Fuck you!

ISSA DEE: Fuck me? I been stopped fucking with you.

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

♪ Lil' momma, hey ♪

♪ Whoa, Kenny ♪

♪ Told lil' momma she the butter on my rice ♪

♪ Told lil' momma... ♪

Um, can I add extra injera?

Aw, should I add the Solomon Tibbs?

-Or is that too much food? -Add Tibbs!

Oh wait, hearin' it, that's too much food.

Take off Tibbs.

Actually, put it back on. I'm so sorry.

Re Tibbs.

(phone clicks)

-Okay, here we go. -(car alarm chirps)

(quiet chatter)

(door opens)

(car alarm chirps)

(funky rap music playing)

♪ Bitch, suck a dick and die ♪

♪ Little stupid ass bitch ♪

♪ Bitch, suck a dick and die ♪

♪ Little boujie ass bitch ♪

(speaking Chinese)

(door opens)

(in English): Hey, Molly's here.

Yeah, um, see you in Mexico.

Hey, are you okay?

-I just saw Issa. -Seriously?

That bitch ran away from me like I was an actual job.

Really? Well, are you gonna reach out to her?

I'm not gonna do anything. It was her fault.

-Andrew: Mm-hmm. -(exhales)

You know what, We not talkin' about her

because Issa and her messy ass

are not coming with us to Mexico.

Yeah, you're right.

So you've only packed a bunch of bikinis.

-Correct. -Well, I mean, as much as I love seeing you in these,

don't you think you might need some pants at some point?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I am pants-free until we land back in LA.

(phone chimes)

(phone clicks)

-Fuck. -What?

Ugh!

I gotta squeeze in a meeting before our flight tomorrow.

Mm. Well...

looks like you might need those pants after all.

(laughs)

Silly.

Can you help me out of these, please?

-Mm, I just got off work. -Oh!

(upbeat music playing)

Yeah, the hotel room lotion is just for white people.

It's all watery.

Can you please just pack it for me, please?

All right, thank you.

(phones ringing, office chatter)

Good morning.

Karen, why was I not informed of this meeting until last minute?

I really apologize. Malcolm did email me earlier.

But it's been so crazy with the case, and I saw it...

Okay, but you need to be on top of things because when you make a mistake,

it makes me look dumb, and you don't get paid to make me look dumb.

Hundred percent. I'm sorry.

I promise it won't happen again.

Okay, where's the brief?

♪ Break it down for these bitches, you would think I'm a pimp ♪

♪ You was hatin' back then, well, look at me now ♪

Molly: Wait, I'm coming. I'm almost there.

Okay, I'm here, I'm here.

Please, please don't let them close the gate without me.

Wait, what's the gate?

Andrew (on phone): Gate 413, past the Einstein Bagels.

Einstein Bagel?

Wait, but there's two. Why are there two?

Andrew (on phone): It doesn't matter, keep going.

-Okay. -Wait, wait, wait. I see you.

You do? Where?

-Why would you do a full 360? -I don't know!

Oh, wait, I see you, too! Hey!

Okay, that's her. She's here.

-Mm-hmm. -Molly: Okay.

-I was worried you weren't gonna make it. -I almost didn't.

My driver was like 80 years old.

He kept telling me how he used to sleep with Loretta Devine.

-Wow. -Thank you.

-Thank you. Come on. -Molly: Okay.

-Flight Attendant: Your water's on the way. -Andrew: Excuse me.

-Yeah. -Hi, uh, can we get

a champagne, a whiskey, that blanket,

and those organic cheese puffs y'all got?

-Great. -We're in economy plus.

I want all the pluses.

Sure, happy to help.

All right, thank you very much.

You got it.

-Economy plus. -I know.

(both chuckle)

Fancy.

Hey, y'all going to Mexico, too?

Oh, we're all going to Mexico.

I got on the wrong plane once.

I got in the wrong marriage, too.

Okay.

I gave Henry 25 years.

And I'm taking 'em all back one day at a time.

And today... is day three.

-Oh... -Excuse me.

-Molly: Is she okay? -Woman: Oh, son of a bitch.

-What just happened? -I don't know.

Andrew: Oh, thank God.

I'm gonna take those. Here we go.

-Thanks. Thank you. -Thank you.

(both exhale)

Um, cheers to our first vacation.

And to that woman's freedom, I guess.

(laughs)

Oh.

(both exhale)

Baby, when we get there, can we just chill tonight?

Maybe do, like, a late dinner?

-(groans) -I know your brother's been planning all this stuff,

but I've had such a crazy day.

I mean, I could, you know, try to talk him down,

but he loves a good schedule.

It's annoying at first, but...

it's kind of nice that he takes care of everything.

You're right. It is nice.

And, like, the last thing I want is for your brother to think

that I'm coming in and ruining all his plans.

So you're right, um,

I am down for whatever this weekend.

Whatever?

I brought some things.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

So did I.

-What's your thing? -What's your thing?

I'll show you when we get there.

Well, how about I show you something right now?

Attendant: We will now be dimming the cabin lights

for the duration of the flight.

(groovy music playing)

("Salsa" by Niña Dioz playing)

(rapping in Spanish)

♪ This is for la raza ♪

♪ Come on, YG, fuck Donald Trump ♪

(rapping continues)

Molly: I think we're here.

Attendant: Hola, bienvenidos a Mexico.

-Welcome to Mexico. -Andrew: Hola , thank you.

(Molly exhales)

-Andrew: Wow. -Molly: This place is beautiful!

-Let's do it. -Yes!

(chuckles)

- Bienvenidos . -Molly: Hola .

Which fruit caviar would you like?

Todo y tambien chévere.

Do you mind if I check in?

-Ah, sí, señor. -Thank you.

-What the hell is fruit caviar? -I don't know, but we havin' it.

Andy, superstar!

-Oh. Hmm. -Okay.

-Bring it in. -(speaking Chinese)

(speaking Chinese)

So this is the Molly.

Mm-hmm. Molly, this is Victor.

-And my sister-in-law, Lydia. -Victor: Very nice to meet you.

-Lydia: Hi. -Victor: Congratulations

on making it this long with him.

If he starts to get too cocky, just say "gingerbread."

-Stop, stop, stop. -Oh, gingerbread?

-You are the worst. -Andy, you did not tell us

Molly was a fucking 10.

-I'm texting my trainer. -Molly: Girl, stop.

You look amazing. I love that dress.

-Thank you. -So what's the plan for tonight?

Mm, nothing intense. Just a cabana

so we can watch the sunset.

Someone might come over and give us massages.

Maybe some hand-rolled cigars, but that's it.

Oh, and reservations at this amazing ceviche spot at 7:00.

That's a lot. Let's just do the ceviche spot.

-We've had a long flight. -Victor: Oh, yeah.

I totally get your point.

But, devil's advocate, how often are we

in a beautiful location like this,

no work, and able to smoke Cubans by the pool?

Baby, why don't we let them get settled in?

Of course. Okay, so you guys find your room,

refresh, get changed, and meet us back down here

-in say, 15 minutes? -An hour, got it.

Okay, if you don't mind missing the poolside guac.

We're in Mexico. Pretty sure there'll be more guac.

See you guys, and Molly,

I know you're gonna look so fucking hot in your swimsuit,

I'm gonna wanna kill myself.

-Please don't. -Andrew: Bye.

Molly: They seem really sweet.

Baby, look at this view!

(exhales)

(chuckles)

Should I be concerned about Lydia?

Is she gonna try to fuck me later?

(calm music playing)

(speaking Spanish on television)

They got Looking for LaToya on TV here, too.

They ain't finding her here neither.

That child is internationally lost.

All right, so.

Are you ready to see what I brought, Andy?

-You're loving that, aren't you? -So much.

-So what'd you bring? -All right.

Don't explode when I pull it out.

I think I'll hold it together.

Mm-hmm.

Okay. Uh-huh.

Bam, mm-hmm.

Oh, that's it. Uh, that's, uh, great.

-What were you expecting? -Nothing, nothing.

This is, this is awesome.

What did you bring?

I might've misinterpreted the assignment.

(exhales) Uh, just...

I just brought a little toy.

And some small balls.

-And just a pink butt thing. -Damn.

I knew I should've bought that feather.

It was on sale, too.

Look, we don't need all this stuff.

You know, what's sexy to me is finding out what you're really into.

Okay.

Well, I liked what happened on the plane.

I know. So you like an audience.

More, like, we could have gotten caught.

Okay.

What do you like?

I like when you take charge.

("Rompe Rodillas" by Guaynaa playing)

(whispers): I want you to fuck me on the balcony.

(Spanish rap music playing)

♪

Molly: Just like that.

(rapping continues)

After last night, are you sure you can walk all the way to the top?

Wow, I think that's the definition of bragging.

-Well. -Morning, sleepyheads.

Molly: Hey, guys.

So sorry we couldn't make it out last night.

We had a long flight.

I'm used to it. Andy's on showbiz time.

And you're still wearing those pants, so we're even.

-I have four pairs. -Well, so excited for

everything you guys have planned. I can't wait.

No more waiting. Hope you're ready to sweat

'cause it's three miles straight up.

Okay, altitude, calf muscles burning.

-(chuckles) -Mm-hmm.

Woman: Hey-hey-hey, you guys!

Hey, it's me, Mabel, from the plane.

-Hey. Whew! -Hey.

Looks like we're late for the hike.

Oh, no, no, you good.

I'm just early Shirley over here.

(chuckles)

Just, uh, enjoying my newfound freedom.

Got to stay busy. Day four.

-Andrew: Hm. -(chuckles)

See you at dinner.

Come on, let's catch that runner's high, huh?

-Whoo! -Victor: Only three miles to the top, babe.

-I'm sorry, yeah. -Okay.

(upbeat music playing)

♪

(singing in Spanish)

-Molly: Are we there yet? -Right here, right here.

Deeper. Oh, God, that feels good.

(both grunting)

Oh, hey, look who showed up.

-Victor: Finally. -Ah, jeez, hurry up, guys.

Come on.

(Lydia speaks Chinese)

(music continues)

Okay.

This was worth it.

(exhales)

But how are we gettin' down?

(yells indistinctly)

-(screaming) -(Spanish hip-hop music plays)

I did it, I did it, I did it!

Okay, get me off. But I did it, did you see?

Yeah, you did it. You did so great.

I think I peed a little.

("Dembow y Sexo" by La Doña playing)

(singing in Spanish)

♪

♪

♪ That's the way that I know you on it ♪

♪ You want it, you want it ♪

♪ Got you running 'round for it ♪

You are such a trouper for rolling with Victor's crazy schedule.

Oh, it was cool. I actually had fun.

I kissed a manatee today.

Yeah, I saw. It tried to slip in the tongue.

-Not cool. -(Molly laughs)

Oh!

Nathan hit me up, like, three times.

(phone ringing)

Hey, what's up?

Hey, uh, sorry to interrupt your trip,

but I need to get out the garage and--

-Oh, it's doing that thing again? -Nathan: Yeah.

Just use the extra clicker. It's in the linen closet upstairs.

Man, you got everything but linen in that damn closet.

Issa (on phone): Oh, shit, is that a Skip-It?

Yep.

Nathan: Anyway, uh, have fun.

Yeah, let me know if you can't get it open.

Nathan: Yeah, cool.

-Of course. -What?

Issa. She's back with Nathan.

So what, I guess it's Groundhog Day?

I don't know, I think they're just hanging out.

He already showed her who he is.

She likes things messy, so that tracks.

Hmm.

-What? -Nothing.

Just...

you know, when he ghosted, he was...

he was dealing with some shit.

Like what?

Like mental health stuff.

Oh. Is he okay?

Yeah, he's good, it's just, you know, when the whole thing

went down with Issa, he was just...

dealing with it, I guess.

Hmm. Does she know?

Yeah, I don't know. That's between them.

But is Issa on this trip?

No, she is not.

Okay, you're right. No more talking about Issa.

Good, because I'm having a really great time with you.

Yeah?

-This is really nice. -This is really nice.

Andy.

I don't let anybody call me that.

Oh, well, what are you gonna do if I don't stop... Andy?

(mellow music playing)

(Spanish R&B music playing)

You really want me, huh?

But first, you gotta eat this ass.

♪

Did Victor tell you he invited your sister?

Why? She never comes to anything.

Because he's trying.

Apparently she's in Seattle now and she's doing okay.

She bought a sandwich from a shop she really liked

and she works there now.

Yep, that's on-brand for Fiona.

(yelping)

-Shit. -Damn, girl.

I know that burns. Hold on.

Let me get you a towel.

Why are you a fucking saint, too? Jesus.

Thanks.

-Hola. -Hola.

Can I see your keycard please?

Oh, I don't have it with me.

Oh, no, I need to see it to give you a towel.

Oh, well, I mean, I'm staying here.

I just literally got out of the pool.

Unfortunately, without your keycard,

I cannot give you a towel. Hotel policy.

Are you serious? Because the white people

that just left did not need to show a keycard.

Um, ma'am, I don't know what you're accusing me of,

but as you can see--

If you don't just give me a towel--

Okay, you need to calm down,

or I'm going to have to get my manager.

Over a keycard?

Uh, room 328. She's good.

Gracias.

Hola.

Oh, thank you so much.

Victor: I just met a dude at the bar

who's gonna send over a bunch of shots.

He swore he knew me from college and I just went with it.

You okay?

Just some typical bullshit.

The towel lady was just being intense about her job.

Yeah, in a selectively racist way.

Oh, I'm sorry.

She's probably just jealous of how pretty you are.

I mean, it's just ridiculous. I literally watched her

give a white couple towels without question.

-You saw that, right? -Yeah.

Hey, just to ask. Do you really think it was about race?

Victor, don't be dumb. You know it was.

I mean, what exactly are you saying?

Okay, well, devil's advocate. What if it wasn't?

What if she really was just doing her job?

Her boss could go off on her for not checking.

Doesn't excuse it, but nice try.

But you don't know for sure,

so you could be making your life harder by assuming.

(both speaking Chinese)

Hey guys, still here, so can we please speak English?

Oh, no.

Fine, you know, I get it. It's a thing.

Or maybe you don't get it at all.

You don't think I experience racism?

I do, and it sucks.

But how I react to it is my choice.

You don't have to give it so much power.

-Wow. -You know?

-Okay. -What?

Victor.

She's just asking for room keys.

No, no, no, she wasn't. Just mine.

This is what white people want is to divide us.

Yeah, you gotta know when to pick your battles.

That's easy for you to say.

You only consider yourselves people of color

when it benefits you.

-Victor: What? -Oh, no.

That's not true. I don't think like that.

You're different.

Different how?

Seems to me like you're picking and choosing

who to give the benefit of the doubt to.

You know what? I'm done.

Come on, it's an interesting conversation.

-Not for me it's not. -Okay, I struck a nerve.

You know what? Fuck you.

Andrew, get your fuckin' brother.

-What's wrong with you, man? -What?

I--

♪ Gemini, evil eye, who will I be? ♪

♪ I got a question for you ♪

♪ Spirit vibes, Gemini, where will I be ♪

♪ Go ask the ones before you ♪

♪ What's gon happen if I go along and trust ♪

♪ What's gon happen if I turn around and run ♪

♪ I don't wanna be the only one that's left behind ♪

♪ I got this feeling ♪

♪ Got me reeling in the dead of the night ♪

♪ My mind is racing got me shaking ♪

♪ Don't know why ♪

♪

(yawns)

(door opens)

Hey, you're up.

Yeah, you really let me sleep in.

Yeah, it felt like you needed it.

I did.

Thank you.

Oh, whoops. I got banana.

Yeah, thank you.

So I was thinking maybe we could

do something more relaxing today.

You wanna hit the spa?

Aren't we meeting Victor and Lydia later?

No, they're gonna shop in the city today.

Did I fuck things up?

No, no, of course not. He and I talked this morning.

I told him he was wrong and he's really sorry for the way that he acted.

Okay.

I just don't want this to ruin the vacation.

It won't. Yeah, he can be an asshole.

He's my brother.

I'm not gonna let shit fester.

We will figure it out.

(soft music playing)

(Andrew exhales)

♪

♪ Sadly ♪

♪ You don't look happy ♪

♪ And I know your faces ♪

(phone clicks)

(phone rings)

Dr. Rhonda (on phone): Hi, this is Dr. Rhonda.

Please leave your name and number

and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Hey, uh, Dr. Rhonda.

It's, uh, me, Molly.

I know it's been a while.

I was actually calling to see

if I could get an appointment with you

as soon as possible.

Kind of been having a hard time

letting go of things recently, and, uh...

So, yeah, if you could just call me and let me know

as soon as you can, that'd be great.

Thank you.

♪ Things to love ♪

♪ Don't come round here often ♪

(music continues)

(upbeat music playing)

Molly: Oh, okay, Mabel.

Henry who?

-That's impressive. -I'll say.

Yep.

Lawrence?

-(scoffs) -Molly, hey.

-Hey. -Lawrence: What's up?

-Hey. Oh, yeah. -Oh!

Right.

Oh, Lawrence, this is my boyfriend, Andrew.

Andrew, this is Lawrence.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Nice to meet you. -Yeah, you too.

So, uh, where you guys coming from?

-Oh, Puerto Vallarta. -Dope.

-Mm-hmm, you? -Uh, Frisco.

Oh!

"You got it, dude."

Michelle Tanner. Full House ?

Oh. Yeah, sure, okay.

All right, well, um, yo, it was good seeing y'all.

-Molly: Yeah, you, too. -Andrew: Yeah.

(phone clicks)

♪ Oh ♪

Hey, how are you?

I've been thinking about you.

You free to grab a drink soon?

♪ Baby, what you waiting for ♪

♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪

♪ You're right on time ♪

♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪

♪ I don't gotta wait no more ♪

♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪

♪ You're right on time ♪

♪ I can give you what you want ♪

♪ I don't play ♪

♪ You're giving me visions ♪

♪ I might have you stay ♪

♪ She wants to be loved, no front ♪

♪ No give, no take ♪

♪ Run into the night time ♪

♪ I like how you taste ♪

♪ Let's get intimate tonight ♪

♪ Make you wanna scratch and bite ♪

♪ Got you spread to a ten ♪

♪ We'll come take you for a ride ♪

♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪

♪ Baby, what you waiting for? ♪

♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪

♪ You're right on time ♪

♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪

♪ I don't gotta wait no more ♪

♪ Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ♪

♪ You're right on time ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

♪ Don't you Play with me, girl ♪

Yo, how was, uh, the block party, by the way?

It was dope.

It almost killed me, but I did that shit.

But you said you had to talk to me about something?

-Yeah. -What is it?

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪