All language subtitles for Insecure.S02E06.Hella.Blows.WEBRip.NF_HI.en

[phone buzzing]

♪ All I hear is sirens ♪

♪ In a world so violent ♪

♪ Would you be a tyrant
If I gave you power? ♪

♪ Would you take it out? ♪

♪ Look me in my iris ♪

♪ I can read your silence ♪

♪ When everything is a riot ♪

♪ You're my peace and quiet ♪

♪ All around we go ♪

♪ Your lovin' is like a kaleidoscope ♪

♪ I don't wanna come down ♪

♪ Keep spinnin' me round and round ♪

♪ And round and round and round... ♪

-Hey, your bumper about to fall.
-Thanks.

♪ Never been shit, never had shit
Never knew shit ♪

♪ Never out, never do shit, damn
But a nigga never gave two shits ♪

♪ Never been a bitch
Never had a Roley on the wrist ♪

♪ Never had shit
I'ma take, never asking... ♪

[phone buzzing]

[sighs]

-Hello?
-Hey, Mo, what you doing?

-Just working.
-Not if you're talking to me.

No, I'm... I'm really working late again.

[chuckles] Yeah, yeah, I know.

I know you work hard. I was just playing.

Oh, [chuckles] okay.

-You watch the game last night?
-I caught some of it.

Mmm, I can't believe D'Angelo
missed that last three.

I knew we should've drafted Porzingis.

Oh.

So, am I the only one tripping
that we... [whispers] had sex?

[chuckles]

You know, whispering doesn't change
the fact that we... [whispers] had sex.

-[phone beeps]
-[sighs]

Hold on, I got another call coming in.

Yo, I gotta take it. It's my mom.

-Am I still seeing you tomorrow?
-Mmm-hmm. Bye.

♪ Bull, bull, bull like a matador ♪

♪ Quick to dead the bull like a matador ♪

♪ Captain is still, catch a wave
Roll us, splish ♪

♪ Take a shot, make a friend
Just enjoy the moment ♪

♪ I'm Luke Skywalkin'
On these haters, splish ♪

♪ Celebrate every day like a birthday ♪

♪ Good things come to those
That wait up, splish ♪

♪ But don't wait to jump in too long ♪

♪ Don't sleep, you gotta stay up, splish ♪

♪ Don't, don't sleep, you gotta stay up ♪

♪ Got, got, got ♪

♪ I'm outstandin'
So I stand out, stand out ♪

♪ I'm more bathed than a bathhouse ♪

♪ "Top Gun" on my Tom Cruise ♪

♪ I play for keeps and I don't lose ♪

-♪ You're gonna love it... ♪
-[music turns off]

I could use a sexplosion.

[sighs]

Hmm.

[gargles]

You look great.

You look great.

What you gonna ask him?
Who's gonna get that dick? You.

You gonna walk in there, you gonna say,

"Pull down your motherfucking pants
and show me what the fuck you got."

Niggas ain't ready.

You ready to get fucked? [chuckles]

Fire just like this pussy.

[laughs]

Oh, I look good in a pattern.

Mmm-hmm, I think this is African.
You like it?

Now come and get this African pussy.

[laughs]

♪ That ass that don't stop ♪

♪ And think about how I'm gonna feel
When I take it all off ♪

Hey, just right. [chuckles]

Hey, Issa. Hey!

Wait, wait, did... Did you text me?

Did I... Did I tell you to stop by? My bad.

No, no, no, I just...

I saw your light was on
and I figured I'd come through.

-[chuckles]
-Oh, um... [clears throat]

So... [chuckles softly]

[woman] Eddie, where's your charger?

Oh, that's my friend.

She's from econ class.

She was tutoring me
on a lot of things I need.

If I knew we were doing this, I would've...

I would've been up them stairs
a long time ago.

You sloppy-ass young nigga.
You gonna do me like that?

I'm over here serving you my finest.
And you gonna send my shit back?

I could cry right now,
I'm so embarrassed and mad.

I hope you can't get it up.

And her pussy is trash!

No, that's... that's cool, you know?

I mean, that's what's up, right?

[chuckles] That's what's up.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Bye.

[phone buzzes]

[grunts]

Hey, you going to Target?

What? No, I'm not.

-Why not?
-Does it... Why would I be?

Just need some "Bleenex"
and some "Blorox" bleach.

Well, I can't go. I can't.

And what makes
the end-user functionality so great

is that it aggregates all of your data.

Where you shop,
where you eat, where you drink,

and it makes recommendations
based on that.

Everything you need at your fingertips.

[man] Whoo!

-[woman] This is good!
-[man 2] Yeah, it is.

That was great, Lawrence. Thank you.

Loved the presentation.

Yeah, and just piggybacking
off what Cameron just said,

you really did explain
your market thesis well.

You laid everything out very clearly.

Your predictive analytics,
very impressive.

And I also like how you worked
in the competitive landscape.

Cool! So do you guys have any questions?

Honestly, I think
it all makes sense. [chuckles]

Thanks.

Hey, what are those shoes?

Oh, uh, they're Retro Js.

Man, they are fly.

[both chuckling]

[tools whirring]

[Molly] I'm just feeling like
we fucked up our friendship.

You fucked your friend,
so that sounds about right.

-[Molly] Tsk.
-How they still doing the estimate?

Like, it's the bumper. Duh.

Do we even need it?

How are we supposed
to go back to normal after this?

Dro is the one nigga in my life
that's seen me at my worst.

He took me to prom back when I was wearing
all pink like Beyoncé in "Check On It."

-Ooh, I bet that looked cute.
-It did.

But, like, no matter what,
he was always there for me.

I just don't have
another friend like that.

Um, hello, I'm right here.

-We can fuck if you want to.
-Shut your ass up.

Mmm-hmm.

You know what?

I'm just gonna tell him
that I value our friendship

and it was a onetime thing,
and I was all emotional

after all the shit
that happened with my parents,

and we should just move forward as homies.

When y'all gonna have
this deep-ass conversation?

Tonight.
Watching the game together.

-What game?
-Like you know sports.

The Los Angeles Wheelers.

Oh, yeah. I have a hat.

Mmm-hmm, do you?

Yeah, it got wheels on it.

Ms. Dee, we're gonna
have to order some parts,

and we're looking at a couple weeks.

And the estimate is $5,500.

-55-what?
-You don't got that kind of money.

I know! I'm poor!

[sighs] I can give you a ride.

You have to.

[Molly] And, girl,
maybe if it's not Morocco,

we could still go to Miami
or Montego Bay or Monterey.

There are other places
that start with other letters.

I'm just, ugh...

I was just getting everything
under control,

and I'm just... Ugh!

Girl, I know, this car shit sucks.

Remember when I got that flat tire?

I just paid for it
and kept it moving, but...

And the niggas ain't even acting right.

It's like, it's my hotation.
I make the rules.

So when I call you, bring over the dick!

So, what's the problem?

Why do these niggas even need
to fuck anybody else?

Like, I mean, granted,
I know I'm not Rihanna.

You know, sex with me isn't amazing,

but it is like,
"Huh. Okay, yeah, I'm satisfied.

I'd do that again with her."

But aren't you fucking other people, too?

Barely.

You know where I fucked up? Nico.

'Cause he distracted me
with his fine-ass face.

But I'ma tell him, "Shut up.
I don't want your conversation.

Get in my lineup."

-Girl, that's the ho spirit.
-Mmm-hmm.

[Molly] Oh, maybe you can pick up
some toys at Tiffany's thing.

Spice your shit up.

Ugh, that Sexplosion shit?

-Stupid-ass name.
-Right? Don't it sound like an STD?

-[both laugh]
-It do!

Welcome. Can I take your order?

Hi! Can I have a double
cheeseburger meal, please?

And get whatever you want, girl.

It's on you.

So, am I crazy,
or did that go kind of great?

What do you think
I should tweak before my next step?

Uh, your expectations.

[scoffs] Wait, what?

I'm sorry, but if I'm just being honest,
I don't think Woot Woot is viable.

Based on what?

It just felt outdated.

I mean, it's cool
if you don't see the vision.

Good thing you're not the one
greenlighting it.

Okay.

I'm just saying
I know when they're into something.

Like with the Saddle pitch,
they asked questions,

they poked holes,
they even scheduled a follow-up.

It's weird.
It's like they didn't wanna offend you.

You're entitled to your opinion.

[indistinct chatter]

[sighs]

-Hey, sorry I'm late.
-Oh, you didn't miss shit.

Randle like a damn bull in a China shop.

-Huh.
-Like, nigga, calm your body.

[Molly] Hmm.

Whatever. Magic gotta do something.

-You want a beer?
-No, I'm good.

-All right, well, I ordered you fries.
-Thank you.

-Um...
-[Dro] Mmm.

What's up, Mo? You okay?

[sighs]

I'm just feeling like we're different now.

[laughs] What? Different?

Different how? You just got here.

Okay, stop laughing at me.

-Stop being dramatic.
-I'm not being dramatic.

You're being dramatic and dumb.
Just eat your fries.

Where the fuck are they?

Shit, you was late. I had a few.

I like the crispy ones.

-Those are the ones I like.
-[chuckles]

So, basically, you just got these for you?

Nah.

[chuckles]

["Freakin 'N' Geekin" playing]

[Molly moaning]

♪ Got her geekin' for the weekend ♪

♪ Got her geekin'... ♪

-You good?
-Yeah, I'm so good.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

[knock on door]

Nico, hey! Come in.

-Good to see you.
-Good to see you, too.

Um, sorry,
I've been running around all day

and I'm not quite ready.

-But do you wanna sit down?
-Sure. Thanks.

Um, the skirt that I was gonna wear
is in the dryer,

so it'll just be a few minutes.

I mean, I...
I like the one that you have on.

This? No way. It barely fits.

And it's so short.

-Isn't it too short?
-[both chuckle]

I don't know. I kind of like it.

Well, too bad because
it's coming off in a second.

-Wine?
-Well, can't say no to that.

-[Issa] Mmm.
-I like your place.

That's cool art. Where did you get it?

-Cheers!
-Cheers.

Do you taste the stone fruit?

Actually, um, I do.

There's hella stone fruit in there.

[both chuckle]

Uh, let me play some music.

And I downloaded that album
we were talking about.

[Nico] Mmm.

[music playing on phone]

[volume increases]

Hey, that was a cool trick.

That was nice, but, um...

I think that maybe
we should probably go to dinner.

Oh, we don't have to.

[Nico] I... Mmm...

Mmm, wait.

Hey, sweetie. Sweetie, slow down.

What? Why?

I just... I just don't think
that we should do this yet.

Oh, are you okay?

Is anything wrong with your...
just anything?

What? Oh, no. [chuckles]

No, it's...

Look, I really like you,

and I don't want us
to rush past this, you know?

I... I wanna get to know you.

Yeah, I got it. Mmm-hmm.

Okay.

So, do you wanna get to the restaurant?

No.

Okay. Excuse me.

Yeah.

So, I remember a few hours ago

you saying that this supposed to be
a onetime thing.

-I said that?
-Mmm-hmm.

Right before we made it a four time thing.

[chuckles] Fuck.

Fuck.

Hey, so, how would this even work?

Like, this whole open thing
sounds super messy.

Like, if you're seeing me,
are you seeing other people?

Mmm-mmm, no, I don't have to.

-But do you want to?
-No, not right now.

-I'm worn out.
-Tsk.

[both chuckling]

I'm not looking for anyone else, Molly.

Okay, but what if I am?
What if I wanna see other people?

Then you gotta do what you want.

Are there other Mollys out there
that you've been with like that?

I've only been with one Molly
that I've been with like that.

But if you're asking
if I've slept with other women, then...

come on.

Tsk, okay, calm down, nigga.

[sighs]

-Wait, does Candice know about all this?
-Of course she does.

It was actually her idea
we see other people.

Damn.

[sighs] That's kind of boss.

[chuckles]

She never wanted either of us
to feel like we're limiting ourselves.

We could keep talking about this...

[kisses]

...or choose to be in it.

-What do you want?
-[sighs]

-[knocks]
-What's up, Lawrence?

What can we do for you?

Oh, just thought I'd swing by,
see what's up.

See if you guys had any feedback
about my Woot Woot pitch.

Yeah, I know the part in the presentation
about my front user implementation

wasn't as fully fleshed out
as I would have hoped,

but I had some additional ideas
that I would love to share with you guys.

No, we thought that part was good.

Yeah, there was some really
interesting stuff in there.

So, you guys don't have
any additional thoughts?

If anything, maybe some privacy concerns,
but take it or leave it. [chuckles]

Oh, okay.

Uh, good to know.

We really want to encourage you
to keep the ideas coming.

We love having your perspective
and your energy around here.

And you bring a lot to the team.
You're doing great.

We can't wait for Lawrence 2.0.

[all chuckling]

Sounds good.

And those sneakers
you had on the other day,

what store did you get those from again?

Uh, it's a spot downtown
called Nice Kicks.

And those are.

-[Tim chuckles]
-Yeah.

[rap music playing]

♪ Young... bounce, make that beat drop ♪

♪ Ice cream and I'm Gucci clean ♪

♪ Pineapple, watermelon, peaches
and cream, yeah ♪

♪ My whip waxed and I'm Gucci bling... ♪

-Ooh, are these condoms free?
-Oh, absolutely.

There's banana split, mint chocolate,

and our top flavor for women,
island punch.

-[Kelli] Mmm.
-[Tiffany] Mmm.

Uh, who punching your island?

Dang, can't I be prepared? You never know.

Mmm, like a sex-quake kit. You smart.

Oh, look, they give blow job tutorials.

Oh, yeah, it's "Blow Job, Good Job" class.
Runs every 30 minutes.

-Sign-up's right here.
-[Issa] Mmm.

Who puts a condom on
when you're giving a blow job?

[all laughing]

That's like eating a popsicle
with the wrapper on.

[all laughing]

No, but I only fellate with protection.

-Condoms are important.
-Keep dicks safe.

-Okay.
-We're signing up.

-Great.
-Or I could just teach the class myself.

Okay, Tiff, you got it like that?

Uh, I love it.

I mean, Derek loves it more, obvi,
but I am stellar.

Well, I don't suck dick.

Ever since Jaleel White,
not the famous one,

and his musty balls in the 11th grade,
never again, not this mouth.

Yeah, I don't really partake either.

I have big teeth,
and, honestly, I'm not the best at it.

Exactly why I signed us up.

Plus, the whole eye contact
and the spitting, it's just too intimate.

I have to really fuck with you
to put your dick in my mouth.

But you don't mind
if a guy puts his dick in you?

Mmm-mmm.

I just don't understand Black women
and their hang-ups about oral sex.

-Girl, shut your light-skinned ass up.
-[laughs]

-[hisses]
-I just feel like

guys see Black women as disposable
after you give them head.

Like you're forever a ho if you do it.

-Oh, so I'm the ho in this situation?
-Mmm-hmm.

I blame the church, the Black church.

Kelli, you can't use that for everything.

-Yes, I can.
-You know, I don't mind giving head.

I don't lead with it,
but if you go down on me first,

I will return the favor.

Ladies, I'm so disappointed in you.

Bitch, shut up.

You went to those
all-white-girl private schools,

so you're brain-washed, Becky.

You mean, "Becky With the Good Ring"?

Yeah, why do you think Black men
are out here chasing after white women?

Did you know David Oyelowo
is with a white woman?

Mmm! And he was in Selma.

I'm just saying,

there is so much power
in giving blow jobs.

It's like I'm the one fully in control.

How are you in control?

Every man is controlled by his dick.

The closer you get to it,
the more control you have.

And if you're good at it,
[chuckles] sky's the limit.

I'd rather go down on a woman.
At least our shit cleans itself.

Hey, why are there two?
Got it. I'm gonna get it.

[phone buzzes]

[woman] No, she didn't! Oh, no.

-Hey.
-Hey.

So, um, Woot Woot's dead.

[sighs]

I'm sorry. What happened?

I went to talk to Cameron and Tim,

and you were right, they were super weird.

They clearly didn't like it,

but they just couldn't say it
to a Black dude.

Is that what it is?

They asked about my shoes twice.

-Fuck.
-Yeah.

You know,
I had a feeling it was something.

And they're also really weird
around these.

-[chuckles]
-[scoffs]

I mean, I don't know,
deep down I kind of thought

Woot Woot might not still be...

I don't know, it just...
it had been a part of my life for so long.

No, I get it.

I was working on this app
that was supposed to rival Uber and Lyft.

I called it Drive-By.

-Drive-By?
-Yeah, I didn't really think

-that one through.
-No.

But it's okay.

Sometimes saying goodbye means
you're making room for something better.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess I'll look forward
to being Lawrence 2.0.

Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I'm at Aparna 6.7.

Yo, let's run this back.

Did people get shot
using your Drive-By app?

How many owls got harmed
in the making of Woot Woot?

[mimics gun firing]
Was that, like, your ringer?

You hear that?

-It's the owls dying.
-Oh, for real?

Yeah. Woot woot!

[music playing]

♪ I would rather fight with you
Than be with someone else ♪

Okay.

No, he's cool.

He's kind of giving me
a Black Daft Punk vibe.

Mmm, well, when he comes out,
it's about to be a wrap.

Oh, yeah, I can see why you're excited
and why you've been working so hard.

Yeah, I've just been putting in
a lot of hours.

You know, I've been getting
his debut album finished.

No, yeah, I've been busy, too.

Like, just busy, busy, busy, so busy.

[mocking] "Busy, busy. Oh, busy."

-I ain't busy now. I ain't busy. Okay.
-[chuckles]

You know what?

I need to catch up with you.

Oh, you gonna catch up with me?

Oh, shit, I'm three, four in,
so you might have to, like...

Okay, so it's just two more
and, boom, caught up.

I got you something.

-What, for me?
-I got you something. Chill, chill.

I got you something.

-You gonna love it!
-[chuckles]

Why you got so many matches?

-Bang!
-Aw!

This is...

Can't forget about... hold that...

-What?
-...this!

-You remembered? Ugh!
-Come on, now.

-It's so good.
-Yeah?

-Try it.
-Okay. [clears throat]

-[Issa] Mmm!
-All right, I see you.

-Right?
-It's actually not that bad.

You're not that bad.

-Mmm, you're not that bad.
-[chuckles]

-I mean, you are that bad.
-Mmm!

♪ Imagining you touch my ♪

♪ Traces in the bed ♪

♪ Run your fingers
Through the cotton sheets ♪

♪ Smell the oil from my hair ♪

♪ When I drip my perfume ♪

♪ On your pillowcase ♪

♪ That's when you know... ♪

-Mmm, you know what?
-What?

Wait, let me... I got this.

♪ Would you like to know
That I'm really here? ♪

♪ Witnessing my clothes
Are draped on the chair ♪

♪ If you want it, then you got it ♪

♪ Don't you waste it
You know you have it ♪

-♪ When I drip my perfume... ♪
-[moans]

Oh, shit.

-Oh, thank you.
-[Dro] Mmm.

-Feels good.
-[chuckles]

Uh-uh, don't get too comfortable.
I'm next.

-Tsk, whatever.
-[chuckles]

I can't with that Rubber Ducky Dick thing.

I think it's just called a Rubber Dicky.

Oh, well, you don't need it...

-Oh?
-...'cause I can do better.

-Oh, can you?
-Mmm-hmm.

Okay, yeah.

[Molly chuckles]

-[Molly sighs]
-[phone buzzes]

Ah, shit.

-Uh, I gotta go.
-Why? What's wrong?

Candice, she locked herself out.

-[Dro sighs]
-Okay.

-You gonna be okay?
-Mmm-hmm. Yeah, totally.

No, no, no, no, stay.

Dinner's already on the way.
Room's paid for.

-Here.
-Mmm.

Sorry, babe. I know this sucks.

I'm free next weekend, though,
and I'll call you, okay?

-Okay.
-Okay.

Tsk.

♪ You know I'm worth the wait ♪

♪ I'll take your breath away ♪

-♪ It feels like, ooh... ♪
-[panting]

Oh, shit, girl, where did you learn that?

Oh, shit, you about to make me come.

[groans] Shit!

-[grunts]
-What the fuck?

Oh, shit, you need a towel?

-Are you fucking serious right now?
-What?

Did you really just do that
in my fucking face?

You were into it. I mean, I was into it.

-I mean, good job.
-What... What? Are you... What?

-Iss, Iss, calm down, calm down.
-Are you serious?

Don't touch me!

What... What's the problem?
I mean, I thought we were having fun.

Like, you seemed like
you was down for whatever.

Really? I didn't ask for this!

I didn't ask you to suck my dick.

Fuck you.

Iss!

[sighs]

[horn honks]

[lock clicks]

[music playing on radio]

Hey. Uh, Is-suh?

Is-suh carpool.

[both chuckling]

I got one more pickup.

Hey, can you change it to a Black station?

-[man] Sure.
-[woman] Thanks.

["Real Love, No Shade" playing]

Yes!

♪ It's been a long time, yeah ♪

♪ It's been a long time, yeah ♪

♪ What changed what we had? ♪

♪ Nothing in the world
Could make me so glad ♪

♪ We had a magic run ♪

♪ And real fun ♪

♪ But I guess it wasn't true love ♪

♪ Oh, oh, but the greatest love of all ♪

♪ Is the love to set you free ♪

♪ So I hold this love in my heart ♪

♪ Especially for thee ♪

♪ Real love ♪

♪ No shade ♪

♪ Real love ♪

♪ No shade ♪

♪ I miss you, babe ♪

♪ Baby, baby ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ I wanna see you happy ♪

♪ Baby, baby, yeah ♪

♪ Said I miss how you used to give ♪

♪ Miss how you used to dig ♪

♪ Miss how you turn me on ♪

♪ Miss how you sing my song ♪

♪ Sing real love ♪

♪ No shade ♪

-♪ Baby
-♪ Real love ♪

♪ No shade ♪