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[Issa and man laughing]
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[Issa] Ben, you're so stupid.
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-You got a sexy laugh, you know that?
-Nuh-uh.
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Yeah.
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-Oh.
-Mmm-hmm.
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[moans]
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[giggles] It tickles.
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Cool.
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[giggles] I'm sorry.
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That's that sexy laugh you like.
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[laughs]
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You ain't gotta keep laughing.
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Oh, I know. That's the last time.
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[laughing]
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[sighs] Are you... You all right?
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No, I'm... I'm sorry.
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It's just your fingers are...
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It's weird. It's so weird.
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[sighs]
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Um, I'm sorry.
Can we do this another time?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I mean, I kind of thought
this was, like, a sure shot, so.
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Yeah, I... I did, too.
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I'm sorry to disappoint you.
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[sighs]
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You know what? I'll get out of here.
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I can never tell if it's inside out.
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I got this from the swap meet.
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[grunts] You know what? I'll just...
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Thank you so much for your hospitality.
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-[door opens]
-Uh, it's your bedroom.
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Heh, we didn't make it there.
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[chuckles] Here?
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I can't... Your finger...
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♪ I got real bitch problems
I got real bitch problems ♪
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♪ I got real bitch problems ♪
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♪ Real bitch problems ♪
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♪ I got real bitch problems
I got real bitch problems ♪
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♪ She got real quick problems ♪
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♪ I got real bitch problems ♪
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♪ Quit calling my phone ♪
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♪ You turned a soft bitch solid ♪
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♪ Ice cold ♪
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♪ Leave a real bitch
For a thotty, you a ho ♪
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♪ Then call a real bitch when you tryin' ♪
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♪ Bye, Felicia, leave me alone ♪
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Tsk, fuck you, McDougan Management.
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They ain't about shit.
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That party was on, though.
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Absolutely. You know,
that sounds great, Hannah.
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And discovery's complete on Sycamore,
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and I e-mailed Merrill about
the summary judgment motion,
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but he hasn't responded.
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Well, we all know how that goes.
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Just hang in there.
I have to hop on another call.
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-Quentin, can you fill Molly in?
-Absolutely.
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Molly, I will see you
when you're here next week.
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And, look, I gotta go soon, too.
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The sun is actually shining today
and I'm going to the beach.
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Okay, don't call it a beach.
You know it's not the beach.
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See, you can get disbarred here
for saying something like that.
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Well, out here, you can get promoted
for being an asshole.
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[laughs]
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-Well, you better not let them hear you.
-[both laughing]
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[kids chattering]
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[bell rings]
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[boy] Aw, man. You stupid, fool!
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You see this?
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I'm so glad to hear you say that.
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I've been thinking a lot
about how we can balance
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the classroom's demographics.
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Wait, what? Demographics?
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We're finally getting consistent numbers.
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Yeah, but the numbers are all...
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they're Black.
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Is this the Gotcha thing?
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Yes, it is! Welcome.
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If you need a place to study
or you need tutoring...
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Mr. Gaines sent us.
He said you had extra space.
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Yes, we do. But do you have any friends
or, like, amigos, amigas?
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Okay, listen, why don't you find a seat
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and we'll be by in a few
to see how we can help.
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All right.
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So, Mr. Gaines is... is...
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Trying to look out for us?
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Yeah! Yeah, he is!
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And at least now
we have students we can actually help.
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It's not that I'm not happy
that we have more kids,
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but the school's 86% Latino
and the attendance doesn't reflect that.
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Frieda, we have
to start somewhere, all right?
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I don't know why you're trying so hard
to turn our success into failure,
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but just take the W!
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Hey, you guys good?
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-Yeah.
-What are you studying? What do you need?
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[crunching]
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Colin, enough with the chips.
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They're not chips, they're Chirps.
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-Made from crickets.
-[Aparna] I don't care.
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You know, I actually tried
crickets once in Phuket.
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-They're high in protein.
-You know what else it's high in?
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Fucking crickets.
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-[Aparna snickers]
-Whatever.
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I gotta go take a tinkle.
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Is that what he said after you two...
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Shut up!
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-Did you...
-Hook up with a dude who eats bugs?
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Yes, she did.
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It was Startup Saturday, so fuck you.
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I don't know what that is,
but that is not a good enough excuse.
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It's some mixer thing.
Trust me, it's depressing.
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All the guys
are disgusting or lame as shit.
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It's true. You'd freaking clean up.
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Uh, yeah, I don't know about that.
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Actually, there is another one
this Saturday.
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-You should come.
-Yeah, I'd love to,
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but I promised someone that
I would pick up some chairs.
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It's for a family barbecue.
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This just keeps getting sadder.
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Next time, though! Yo, I'm there.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Whatever.
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Just use the note cards, Mom.
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You don't have to memorize the vows.
He's already married to you.
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You can wear your glasses.
Dad knows you wear glasses.
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Mom, I have to go.
Mmm-hmm, I love you. Bye.
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Should I give the bookcase to him to load?
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To who?
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Oh, no, he's not... We're not together.
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-I got it.
-It's pretty heavy.
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It's cool. I got it.
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[grunts, pops lips]
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[exhales] Okay, um...
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Just gonna...
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Okay, mmm-hmm.
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[groans] Excuse me, do you mind?
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Just move it, yeah,
a little bit back further.
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Thank you. Mmm-hmm.
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-Hey.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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[sighing]
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-Thanks.
-Thanks, man. Okay, baby.
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And...
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-All right.
-You wanna drive?
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[Issa] But, wait, you're putting therapy
on pause till when?
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Till I find another therapist.
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I mean, Dr. Rhonda was always
putting her shit on me.
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[scoffs] Just because we both
got brown titties.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, wait. What?
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"Put shelf 25 in 7C"?
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-I don't know...
-Hey, girl, you know what?
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You do this part and I will do this part.
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But, like, on the real, though,
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you gonna keep looking, though, right?
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'Cause there's plenty
of brown titties in the sea.
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Oh, you got jokes?
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[laughs] Okay.
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Because there's plenty of brown dicks
in the sea, too.
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But you ain't got one. [gasps]
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Okay, first of all,
trying to fuck is hard.
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-No, it's not. It's like riding a bike.
-Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.
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Like, I kept on thinking,
"What if he's not good?
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Or what if I'm not good?"
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I don't know,
I'm just stuck in my own head.
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Well, what you think therapy is?
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I'm stuck in my head
talking to a stranger.
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At least you get
the option to fuck at the end.
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Yeah, but you chose not to be out here.
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-But it's not like I don't want somebody.
-Then, girl, get yours.
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I should.
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We should.
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I mean, we were supposed
to do this ho shit together.
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Girl, I always wanted to have a ho phase.
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But then I met Lawrence and he made me
fall in love with him and shit.
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Tsk, yeah, y'all did
get boo'd up real quick.
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You know what? Fuck love, okay?
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Fuck getting to know these niggas.
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Fuck feeling feelings.
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I just wanna be
on my Halle Berry shit, okay?
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I just wanna feel good.
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Cool, cool, cool. Well, can you
fuck with my bookshelf, though?
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-Mmm.
-Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.
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Hey...
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let's go somewhere tonight.
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Can you teach me how to ho?
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Bitch, that's rude.
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And, yes.
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[music playing]
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♪ I ain't with the back and forth
I ain't back and forth, like ♪
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♪ Fuck what you asking for
Just back up off of me ♪
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Look at all these hos all extra
thirsty to find a dude.
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-[laughs]
-Uh, I'm looking at one right now.
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Girl, I'm not out here looking like these...
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♪ When you put it like that, like that ♪
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♪ Like that, like that, U rite ♪
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You know what? We need to go somewhere
where we're the exotic ones.
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Where? Like Des Moines?
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No, like another country.
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No, seriously, I've been thinking
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we need to get away
with just the two of us.
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We haven't done that since I was single.
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Oh, hold up. Green shirt. That's all you.
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Already?
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I was gonna order the catfish basket.
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♪ Mama told me never hit it raw ♪
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♪ Certain shit a nigga pick up on ♪
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♪ You cannot trick me, the jig is up ♪
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Will you hurry your slow-walking ass up?
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It's my sexy walk.
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♪ Evidently you don't know
The boy ain't no chump ♪
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♪ Real nigga don't say nothin' ♪
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I knew I shouldn't
have fucked with these wedges.
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["Trampoline" playing]
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♪ Just 'cause she bounce it up and down ♪
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-Wow, that seems hard.
-Not really.
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It's construction.
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I bet you're... you're really
good with your drill.
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-Excuse me?
-Hmm?
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Pssh.
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Mmm-hmm.
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No, he had a phone call.
It was... it was important.
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♪ A trampoline ♪
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♪ The lady ain't a ♪
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So, if you had the chance to, like,
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get out of here and go home alone
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or go home with somebody here,
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like, what would you decide?
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Look, my friend sent me over here
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just so he could
get some time with your girl.
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♪ I get it, I get it yu in it to win it ♪
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Do you have any other friends?
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-You... Okay. All right.
-No.
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Saw you sitting by yourself.
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I figured I'd come by and say hello.
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I'm just... I'm just
looking out for my friend.
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Well, you're a good friend.
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Not a great listener, but good friend.
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[laughs]
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I can be both.
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Can I get your number?
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Sure.
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Oh, you're hitting me
with the business card?
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-Mmm.
-Okay, all right.
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Uh, I'll earn it.
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So, girl, how'd you do?
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I got these wings.
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[TV playing]
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So, then, Eric gonna ask Shaniece,
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"Well, how come you not gonna
make your potato salad?"
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Do you know what she said?
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[laughs] Wait, who is Shaniece?
251
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Do I need to make you some flash cards?
252
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,559
-No, I'm good, I'm good.
-[laughs] Okay.
253
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,605
[clears throat] Hey, did we ever finish
watching that Shark Tank from last week?
254
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,400
See, I wish Daymond
could be in every episode.
255
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,819
-Mmm-hmm.
-I don't know why they make him alternate
256
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,863
with that Peter Pan-looking white lady.
257
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,034
[giggles] Boy, stop!
258
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,827
Are you even listening to me?
259
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,246
-Of course.
-[giggles]
260
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,457
-[theme music playing]
-Ooh, ooh, ooh!
261
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,334
T-G-I-T!
262
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,669
Get it, Viola.
263
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,308
[sighs]
264
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,605
[exhales]
265
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776
[vibrator buzzing]
266
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,617
[buzzing stops]
267
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,246
Fuck!
268
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,005
♪ Hand down my pants, I flick the bean ♪
269
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,966
♪ My boo ghost, but I don't need him ♪
270
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,426
Fuck.
271
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,803
♪ Five digits gonna make me
Squirm and scream ♪
272
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:01,887
♪ This is all on me ♪
273
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,930
Fuck!
274
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,016
♪ All I need, take five, slip and slide ♪
275
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,686
♪ All I need to go is one hand inside ♪
276
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,230
♪ Take five, slip and slide ♪
277
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,650
♪ All I need to go is one hand inside ♪
278
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,193
Fuck!
279
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,321
[Molly] Yeah, no, it should be fine.
I can just look it over.
280
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,825
Plus, you know, I'm seeing Hannah in
Chicago next week, so I can get clarity.
281
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,619
Damn, wish I could sneak
vacations in Chicago, too.
282
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,789
Well, you already vacation here at work,
so what's the difference?
283
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,333
-Ouch.
-I'm... I'm sorry.
284
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,878
I'm just stressing. All this extra work.
285
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,754
Okay.
286
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,262
Good news, ladies.
287
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,223
I heard from
Vice Principal Gaines earlier,
288
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,392
and he could not have been more excited
289
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,728
about the progress we're making
at East 41st Street.
290
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,937
[chuckles]
291
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,357
Um, just curious.
292
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,486
Have you gotten feedback from anyone else?
293
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:04,658
No, but Mr. Gaines did say
attendance in your classroom has doubled.
294
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,995
It has, and it's beautiful.
295
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,581
All right, then. Well done.
296
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,417
And, Issa, I gotta hand it to you.
297
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,878
You were right to hang in there.
298
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,838
Oh, well, it was a team effort.
299
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,216
You know, I couldn't have
done it without Frieda.
300
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,675
You totally could've.
301
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,804
Things happen without me all the time.
302
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,640
Whatever you're doing, keep it up.
303
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,976
We will. All the way up.
304
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,897
[man] So, I called this girl cute,
told her how much I liked her dress,
305
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,358
and then she threw spaghetti
right in my face.
306
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,277
Oh, my God, your niece is so adorable!
307
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,446
-Thank you.
-And I wish one of my brothers
308
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,240
would get it together and have a kid.
309
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,574
I'm ready to be an aunt.
310
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,118
-What, you like kids?
-Yeah, I do.
311
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,538
But right now,
I'm mostly into borrowing them.
312
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,331
[laughs] Yeah, me, too.
313
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,667
-Giving them back's always the best part.
-Right?
314
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,669
That, and they listen to everything I say.
315
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,462
Oh, my God, are they looking for a job?
316
00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,922
Because I need a new assistant.
317
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,925
Hey, I'll work for you.
318
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,760
[chuckles] Please.
319
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:09,139
You own your own business doing
what, marketing consulting?
320
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,891
-Yeah, it's kind of the best job.
-Hmm.
321
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,686
I tell companies what to do
and then I get to leave.
322
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,440
[smacks lips]
It's not as sexy as it sounds.
323
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,901
-Yeah, no, it doesn't sound sexy at all.
-[both laugh]
324
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,654
I gotta tell you how much I vibe with you.
325
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,490
I'm real glad we skipped this
whole awkward first date.
326
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,868
Yeah.
327
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:30,411
This is fun.
328
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,246
Do you ever wish that you could just
329
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,707
fast-forward to the part
where you're married and settled
330
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,208
and life's all figured out?
331
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,211
Yeah. Tell me about it.
332
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,422
-[laughs]
-Cheers.
333
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:42,840
Yeah.
334
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,968
♪ I think I need your touch ♪
335
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,595
♪ I think I need your touch ♪
336
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,431
-[sizzling]
-[kids playing]
337
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,059
[indistinct chatter]
338
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,561
♪ I think I need your touch ♪
339
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,187
♪ I think I need your touch ♪
340
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,564
Hey, Tash.
341
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,609
Oh! It ain't even
started yet and I'm done.
342
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,737
-Thanks for coming.
-Ah, no problem.
343
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,696
Mwah!
344
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,698
-Yo, so these chairs?
-Yeah.
345
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,992
-Oh, they got it.
-Okay. Oh, yeah. Ow, my finger.
346
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,285
Yep.
347
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:14,747
-So, you Lawrence, huh?
-Yes, sir.
348
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,416
Oh, Lawrence, this my play uncle, Jesse.
349
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,500
Nice to meet you.
350
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,210
All right, now.
351
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,171
-Welcome.
-Uh, thank you.
352
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,214
Hey, bruh, help me hook up these speakers.
353
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,842
Oh, are we allowed
to play music in the park?
354
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,887
Oh, you one of them
rule-following-ass niggas, huh?
355
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,305
Nigga, hand me the plug.
356
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,349
Okay, yep. This one right here?
357
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,267
-[Tasha] Oh, baby?
-There you go.
358
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,811
Mimi is here.
Could you help her out the van, please?
359
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,730
-[Lawrence] Uh, yeah, yeah.
-Thank you.
360
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:43,233
-[rap music playing]
-I got it. Thank you. Thank you.
361
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,360
The table? Okay.
362
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,237
♪ Young Daz struck a match
And the match went out ♪
363
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,407
♪ But it wasn't no more
Lights in the house, check it out ♪
364
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,410
♪ Speakin' of house, let's play
A game of it, are you with it? ♪
365
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,663
♪ Hide and go get it
I bet you love it, baby ♪
366
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,915
♪ I'll play the daddy
And you can play the mama ♪
367
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,042
[laughing]
368
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,044
-[laughing] Hey!
-Hey.
369
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,380
[phone buzzing]
370
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,507
♪ What should I do?
Should I kill it? Yeah ♪
371
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,759
♪ See, back in the day
When we used to play ♪
372
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,052
You good?
373
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,514
-Uh, yeah.
-Okay.
374
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,849
I gotta go do this work thing,
but I'll be right back.
375
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,227
Oh. Okay.
376
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,270
-All right.
-Mwah.
377
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,272
-All right. All right.
-See you later.
378
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,274
♪ No longer will I feed your ♪
379
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:29,029
Um, can I have a chocolate one
and a caramel one?
380
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,489
Yeah, and I'll pay for hers.
381
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,366
Oh, my... Dro, hey!
382
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,368
-Candice!
-Hey, girl.
383
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,745
I see you are still trying
to work those ugly colors.
384
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,956
-But you're cute, though.
-Ha, okay. You know what?
385
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,835
I didn't even wear this on purpose,
but just like a Delta to hate.
386
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,296
Just gonna roll to my cupcake spot
and not tell anybody you in town?
387
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,590
-Oh. That's my fault.
-Uh-huh.
388
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,759
He was in town on business
for a few hours,
389
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,137
but I wanted to tag along
and turn it into a weekend.
390
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,096
Aw.
391
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,889
And we coming up here again next weekend.
392
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,059
-For Kiss-n-Grind. You going?
-I don't know. Maybe. I'll ask Issa.
393
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,353
You're still ordering one
for "your friend" at home?
394
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,814
-Bruh, she only needs one fork.
-You know what? Shut up!
395
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,315
How do you even put up with this?
396
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,943
-He's a full idiot.
-Yeah, but she chose the right one.
397
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,987
-[Candice giggles]
-Thank you.
398
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,739
-Thank you for my cupcakes.
-Of course.
399
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,408
Good seeing you.
Oh, tell your brothers I say, "What's up?"
400
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,576
-Oh, of course.
-Yeah.
401
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,619
-I'll see you guys. Bye.
-[Candice] Bye, girl.
402
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,705
What you want?
What I'm gonna be putting on you?
403
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,041
-Ooh, that Almond Joy look good. Yeah.
-Yeah?
404
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,462
Yeah.
405
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,674
Oh, ooh. Shit!
406
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,509
[inhales sharply]
407
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,636
[water running]
408
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,228
[inaudible]
409
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,565
Okay, Eddie. I see you.
410
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:49,443
[phone buzzing]
411
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:55,532
Hey, girl.
412
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,368
-How was your brunch?
-Um, it was good.
413
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,246
Whoa, that was some high-pitched fakeness.
414
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,664
What you mean?
415
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,459
-You don't sound excited about him.
-Lionel is great.
416
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,919
We want a lot of the same things.
417
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,629
I mean, he got a five-year plan,
418
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,423
he's attractive, he's smart,
he making money.
419
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,925
But?
420
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,427
But I just don't know what it is!
421
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:19,681
It's, like, on paper, he's amazing,
but I don't know.
422
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,350
Well, what don't you know?
423
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,768
It's like with Dro and Candice.
424
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,686
I just ran into them at the cupcake shop.
425
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,021
Ooh, which two did you get?
426
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,064
Bitch, who cares?
427
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,690
Chocolate and caramel?
428
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,361
Yes, but the point is,
like, Dro didn't have no five-year plan.
429
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,279
Hell, he didn't even have a five-day plan.
430
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,240
Yeah, Dro was a mess.
431
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,534
Right? But he just went with the flow
432
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,452
and he found the perfect person.
433
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,870
With Lionel... [groans]
434
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,081
I feel like he was
just checking off his boxes.
435
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,749
Get into a relationship, check.
436
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,751
-Hmm.
-What?
437
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,546
He sounds kind of like you.
438
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:53,507
Damn.
439
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,009
I was out there like that?
440
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,096
Issa?
441
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,764
-Issa?
-Oh, God.
442
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,225
I think I passed out real quick
from these paint fumes.
443
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,352
Bitch, open a window.
444
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,396
Mmm-hmm, you right.
445
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,901
[indistinct chatter]
446
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,698
-[laughing]
-[Colin] Even I feel weird doing this.
447
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,117
Lawrence!
448
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,369
-[Lawrence] Hey!
-Hey, man.
449
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,662
-You made it!
-Yeah.
450
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,663
Hi.
451
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,167
Yo, I gotta say Startup Saturday
goes pretty hard.
452
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,252
Ooh-hoo-hoo, wait till it gets dark.
453
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,045
That's when things get desperate.
454
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,590
Why? 'Cause everyone's drunk?
455
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,467
Yep, and drunk people
make stupid decisions.
456
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,304
I'm gonna go find
the stupid decision section.
457
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,513
[all laughing]
458
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,390
-See you guys.
-[Aparna] I'm just messing.
459
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,401
You can't have my joy.
460
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,446
-[faint music playing]
-[gate slams]
461
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,741
♪ As long as we're here alone ♪
462
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,328
♪ Tell me your, tell me your secrets ♪
463
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,206
♪ I won't tell a soul ♪
464
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,209
♪ I promise to, promise to keep it ♪
465
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,336
♪ And I'll do things ♪
466
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,713
♪ I know something only I know ♪
467
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,548
♪ I got superpowers ♪
468
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,759
Oh. Oh, hey. What's good?
469
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,637
Hey, um, I found
this extra charger at my house
470
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,931
and I thought you might've left it
during my party.
471
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,142
Oh, oh, shit, yeah.
472
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,602
Yeah, that's definitely me.
473
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,686
Cool.
474
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,649
Oh, you listening to KYLE?
475
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,900
Yeah.
476
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,361
You smoke?
477
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,907
-I love it.
-Well, come on in.
478
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,617
-Come on, Polio Boy!
-[Colin] No way!
479
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,203
-[phone buzzing]
-No, I tried to run five miles one time.
480
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,579
My legs gave out.
481
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,249
-[all laughing]
-[Gary] This is too much.
482
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,583
Okay, so what's your deal?
483
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,877
Uh, what do you mean?
484
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,587
-Are you single?
-Mmm.
485
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,756
I'm dating.
486
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,883
Oh, so you're fucking anything that moves.
487
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,385
-[laughing] Oh.
-No.
488
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,428
Speaking of...
489
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,514
Can I get you anything?
490
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,058
Ooh, I'll take a White Russian
with almond milk.
491
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,061
Um, no, thank you.
492
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,521
I actually have to take off soon.
493
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,106
Oh, that's too bad.
494
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,526
You know what?
495
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,195
Um... I'll get a round for the table.
What do you guys want?
496
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,405
-Tequila.
-Shots.
497
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,198
[pops lips] There you go.
498
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,534
Shots? That's what we doing?
499
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,953
-If you're buying.
-That's what we're doing? All right.
500
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,582
I've been watching Gossip Girl.
I'm almost done.
501
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:36,795
Dominguez Library is missing season five,
but luckily six still makes sense.
502
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:40,382
Oh, cool, yeah. This seems great.
503
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,301
I should get into it.
504
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,635
You should.
505
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,971
Blake Lively's doing her thing.
506
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,681
Is that the white girl?
507
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,559
Oh, I guess they're all white.
508
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,103
Yeah. Yeah, white people.
509
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,023
There's so many of them.
510
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,442
It's good to see them doing they thing.
511
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,694
[chatter and music on TV]
512
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,741
♪ Put your doubts to the side
Get his ass in the bed ♪
513
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,076
♪ Even if it's wack,
You could still get some head ♪
514
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,412
♪ Go for it, go for it, go ♪
515
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,539
♪ Ho for it, ho for it, ho ♪
516
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,708
♪ Do you want that dick or no? ♪
517
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,627
♪ You better go for it, go for it, ho ♪
518
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,588
[TV continues]
519
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,133
-[thuds]
-Oh, fuck!
520
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,718
Fuck! I'm so sorry.
521
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,887
No, it's... It's all good.
522
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:28,722
-I'm so embarrassed.
-No, it's all right.
523
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,223
-Are you okay?
-Don't worry. Yeah.
524
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,100
I actually like it a little rough.
525
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,478
[soft music playing]
526
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,439
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
527
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,358
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
528
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,320
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
529
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,488
Okay, I got it.
530
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,655
♪ I know you wanna love ♪
531
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,907
♪ But I just wanna fuck ♪
532
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,200
Fuck, are these buttons?
533
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:50,202
-Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
-No, no, I've got it.
534
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,453
-I got you.
-Okay.
535
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,705
♪ I know you wanna see ♪
536
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:54,873
♪ I know you wanna be ♪
537
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,166
Okay.
538
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,335
Um, I was thinking,
539
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,797
would you mind if I titty-fucked you?
540
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,717
Uh, I'd like to respectfully decline.
541
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,845
Okay, well, thank you
for being so respectful.
542
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,932
♪ I know you wanna see
I know you wanna be ♪
543
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,892
They're tapered cut, so.
544
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,060
Okay.
545
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,980
♪ Eh, what it is? What you wanna know? ♪
546
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,358
Oh.
547
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:24,736
Yeah. Let's hold it
right there for a moment.
548
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,279
You know, put these legs on up.
549
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,405
-Like this?
-Yeah.
550
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,616
-Oh, we're doing this?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
551
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:30,784
-Feel free.
-Just like...
552
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,494
You know, right around there.
553
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,790
Let me just...
Just move my head right here.
554
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,668
-No, no, you good.
-Let me just... prop up.
555
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,461
I'm sorry. No, keep doing it.
556
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,547
-Yeah. Oh!
-[clatters]
557
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,675
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I hope it wasn't...
558
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,887
♪ I know you wanna love
But I just wanna fuck ♪
559
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,556
Um, you know what?
560
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,350
You know what would be great?
If we tried another position.
561
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,352
Oh, yeah, yeah. All right.
562
00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:59,771
-Ooh.
-Bounce on it.
563
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,232
Ooh.
564
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,526
[moaning] Okay.
565
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,530
♪ But I just wanna fuck
And, girl, you know the deal ♪
566
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,407
♪ I gotta keep it real ♪
567
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:13,160
♪ I know you wanna see ♪
568
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,786
[phone buzzes]
569
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,003
Hmm.
570
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,925
[phone buzzes]
571
00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:34,681
[exhales]
572
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,772
[man] Does this work for you?
573
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,442
Yeah, that's perfect.
574
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,075
♪ 1:00 in the morn' cell phone ring ring ♪
575
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:57,037
♪ So I pick up, homeboy talkin'
'Bout a party we should hit up ♪
576
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,664
Okay, and then if someone
in your circle wants to join,
577
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:03,168
you get a notification
that goes "woot woot."
578
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,546
-[snickers]
-Oh, my God, I love it!
579
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,674
Hey, y'all wanna check out
the patio downstairs?
580
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,009
[women] Woot woot!
581
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,928
-[laughing]
-[phone buzzing]
582
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,013
-Wait, right now?
-Yeah.
583
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:18,225
-[Gary] No? What just happened?
-Hello?
584
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,727
Lawrence, what... What happened?
585
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,104
Hey, is that Rules? What up, Rules?
586
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,815
Uh, yo, hang on for a sec.
587
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,860
[exhales]
588
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,321
Hey.
589
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,572
Uh, sorry.
590
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,407
I'm still at this work thing.
591
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,410
I mean, actually,
it's more like a work-drinks thing.
592
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:41,206
I guess I just had one too many,
and I don't wanna get a DUI, you know.
593
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,125
If you didn't wanna come,
you should have just told me that.
594
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,044
No, it's not that. I just...
595
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,174
Honestly...
596
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,513
I'm just not looking
to get into anything serious.
597
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,640
You know, I just got
out of a relationship and...
598
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,183
Wait, hold on, hold on.
599
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,185
Are you for real right now?
600
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,103
What?
601
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,815
My whole family was here
and you just ghosted.
602
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,733
Do you know how embarrassing that was?
603
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,485
Yeah, all right, I'm sorry.
604
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,279
I know how much you wanted me to be there.
605
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,489
Quit acting like you give a fuck
about what I want.
606
00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:16,241
Yo, Tasha.
607
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,368
You don't think I knew what this was?
608
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,746
I knew it wasn't nothing serious.
609
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,623
But, see, you fronted like it was.
610
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,459
Apologizing for shit
you wasn't even sorry for.
611
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,877
No, I was sorry.
612
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:28,962
You...
613
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,299
You a fuck nigga.
614
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,633
Yo, come on.
615
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,510
No, you know what?
616
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:37,137
You worse than a fuck nigga.
617
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:40,098
You a fuck nigga
who thinks he's a good dude.
618
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:52,610
[Aparna] Hey.
619
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,530
Coming back downstairs?
620
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,784
-Yeah.
-Come on.
621
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:00,785
Yeah.
622
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:05,248
-Yo, Gary's lit.
-[laughs]
623
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,762
You don't gotta go if you don't want to.
624
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,014
I mean, you can stay over.
625
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,726
Oh, I'm good. Thank you.
626
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,145
Cool.
627
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,688
See you around.
628
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,273
Yeah, for sure.
629
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,512
[phone buzzes]
630
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,689
♪ I'm a poppin'-ass bitch
Let me remind ya ♪
631
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:15,193
♪ Don't hide, I can always
Come and find ya ♪
632
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:18,571
♪ Ain't no bitch in me
Bitch, come proper ♪
633
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:22,158
♪ In an Audi going fast, you behind us ♪
634
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,537
♪ I'm a poppin'-ass bitch
Let me remind ya ♪
635
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,040
♪ Don't hide, I can always
Come and find ya ♪
636
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,419
♪ Ain't no bitch in me
Bitch, come proper ♪
637
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,713
♪ In an Audi going fast, you behind us ♪
638
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,883
♪ Hey, every day is lovely
Every day is sunny ♪
639
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,803
♪ I don't need your money
Bitch, I got my own money ♪
640
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,555
♪ Should have seen the shit comin' ♪
641
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,265
♪ Seen that bitch start punchin' ♪
642
00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:47,142
♪ Red Audi fruit punchin' ♪
643
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,436
♪ If we fight, you know
My niggas gonna jump in ♪
644
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:53,690
♪ I ain't scared, bitch
Just a whole lot of gang shit ♪
645
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:57,235
♪ I'm a bear
You a motherfucking reindeer ♪
646
00:28:57,318 --> 00:29:00,613
♪ Where I stay
You can't motherfucking stay there ♪
647
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:05,034
♪ Yuh, and I had to make
That shit clear, bitch ♪
648
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:14,002
♪ I said I'm in a red Audi, bitches
Fruit punchin' ♪
649
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,046
♪ On a beat I don't punch in ♪
650
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:20,383
♪ I'm a poppin'-ass bitch
Let me remind ya ♪
651
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,803
♪ Don't hide, I can always
Come and find ya ♪
652
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:27,182
♪ Ain't no bitch in me, bitch
Come proper ♪
653
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:31,060
♪ In an Audi going fast, you behind us ♪
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