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[ambient street noise]
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[speaker] Why do I think some people
in New York die alone?
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I think the unrealistic standards
that certain people have.
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Out of fear?
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Um, because... they broke?
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♪ Let's begin now ♪
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[♪ "Good Day" by Greg Street feat.
Nappy Roots playing]
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[train rumbling]
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♪ I woke up this morning
and I said ♪
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♪
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♪ You know, instead of ♪
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♪ Waiting for a good day to happen,
you know, waiting around ♪
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♪ Through ups and downs, you know,
I, I just said, look ♪
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♪ We're gonna have,
we're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And all my homies gonna ride today ♪
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♪ And all these mommies look fly today ♪
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♪ And all we wanna do is get by today ♪
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♪ Hey, we're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And ain't nobody gotta cry today ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody gonna die today ♪
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♪ Save that drama for another day, hey ♪
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- ♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪
- [alarm beeps]
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- [grunts]
- [screams]
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I work here, motherfucker!
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[panting] My bad.
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[♪ "Everyday People"
by Sly & The Family Stone playing]
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[alarm beeping]
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♪
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Doin' alright?
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♪ Sometimes I'm right ♪
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♪ And I can be wrong ♪
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♪ My own beliefs are in my song ♪
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No, you're absolutely gonna love it.
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South Africa!
You can't go wrong with a country
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with penguins and giraffes!
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♪ I am everyday people ♪
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No, I'm telling you!
Don't sleep on the surf lessons.
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You're more likely to be bit
by a New Yorker than a shark,
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and that's a true fact!
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B26 is always empty.
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If you don't mind the smell of
buffalo wings, you can set up camp there.
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Or you can just get some
and become part of the problem! [laughs]
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- [giggles, sighs]
- ♪ I am everyday people ♪
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- [yawns]
- [phone notification chimes]
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[♪ "Head Over Heels"
by Robyn Johnson playing]
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♪ I'm head over heels ♪
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♪ Big time for real ♪
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♪ Ooh baby ♪
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[♪ music stops]
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Oh, there's the birthday girl!
Ooh, ooh!
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[singing]
♪ One time for my birthday bitch ♪
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♪ One time for my eh, eh, eh ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it, get, get-- ♪
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Oh, no. Sad twerking? What--
You got the invite.
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- I didn't know he was engaged!
- Yeah, I know.
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I can't believe he's getting married
to someone else after you rejected him.
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Before he could reject me!
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And, I mean, as I predicted,
he found someone else that makes sense.
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- I mean, look at her.
- Bitch!
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Look at you! Woman King!
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- The Woman King...
- No, say it like you mean it.
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[forceful] Woman King!
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- That's a little bit loud...
- Sorry.
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She was supposed to be his rebound,
not his wife.
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I don't know, I just--
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But can we unpack this on the way
to Hudson? I'm late, even for me.
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You know I'm not, like,
your personal chauffeur, right?
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I'm not Morgan Freeman.
You're not Miss Daisy.
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Come on! Let's go! I've never broken up
a straight wedding before.
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First of all,
even if I wasn't afraid to fly,
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and I could fit into
my silk Eloquii jumpsuit--
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- Silk jumpsuit?
- I don't know.
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I wanted to be warm
and cold at the same time.
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The point is I still wouldn't do it
because that would make me pathetic.
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No, you're only pathetic
if you still have feelings for him.
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Otherwise, you're Julia fuckin' Roberts.
Okay, picture it.
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- It's winter in New York...
- Mm-hmm.
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...and you're flying out of it
straight into a Mai Tai.
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- We arrive only for the reception...
- Yeah.
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...where we dominate-a za dance floor,
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duck-walking to Whitney
as Alex calls for a do-over
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because he wants to marry you.
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Okay. Let's say you do drug me,
you get me on the plane.
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I still wouldn't go because I'm broke,
and I cannot open another credit card.
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It's my treat.
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Do you ever think about money,
or is it like a Scrooge McDuck situation?
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- Like a pool of money.
- How many times do I have to tell you,
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- my parents are rich, I'm not.
- You have horses,
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you work at Hudson
to meet a trust fund requirement,
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and last, but not least,
your dad is president of fucking JFK.
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Oh, shut your fucking face! Stop the cart!
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Lizzo's here.
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"A5, 10 minutes."
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Okay, what-- A-Are you serious?
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Yeah, Tina from Delta
just posted on Slack.
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Which Tina? 'Cause one is a liar.
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The one with the big titties.
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- Big Titty Tina!
- Big Titty Tina! Shit!
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I have a medical transport.
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If it was really that important,
they would send an ambulance.
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Fuck it. It's my birthday.
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- Yes!
- [both trilling]
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- [laughs]
- God! I can't believe I'm gonna be bad!
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- [honks horn]
- Ah!
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- Okay, watch out. Watch out! Excuse me!
- Lizzo, Lizzo! I love--
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[♪ "Ruff Ryder's Anthem" by DMX playing]
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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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- [Melissa] Come on! Back up!
- [honks cart]
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- Kaya! Lizzo! Now!
- [Kaya] Ah!
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Yes! Gail! Cover me! I got the shits!
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♪ Open up shop, oh ♪
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[Melissa]
Hey, Josh! Lizzo's here!
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Lizzo?!
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♪
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♪ Niggas wanna try,
niggas wanna lie ♪
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- ♪ Then niggas wonder why... ♪
- [all] [chanting] Let's go! Let's go!
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- Aw...
- Aw, come on.
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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
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[♪ sultry R&B music playing]
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[gasps]
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♪
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Bi-Coastal Bae gets
better looking every week.
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I'd let him do anything to me.
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He don't wanna do anything to women.
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What are the chances he's into vers bottom
Gaysians who are lactose intolerant?
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- Zero, right?
- Zero.
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Shut your pie holes.
None of you are getting him.
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We work at the airport.
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We're invisible to him and everybody else.
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Now, can we go, please?
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So beautiful!
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- Mel. Mel! Mel, look out!
- Oh shit!
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- [screams]
- Oh!
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- [Kaya] Watch out!
- Oh, shit!
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- [people screaming]
- Oh, shit!
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- [Rory] Oh, my God.
- [Josh] Got a loose apple!
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- [screaming continues]
- [Melissa] Move! Coming through!
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[Alex]
Don't forget to sign and date.
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- It's a whole thing if you don't.
- [Melissa] No one even got hurt.
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This whole place is a liability fest.
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- You gotta be more careful.
- I know!
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Now, my perfect record is besmirched.
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I'm not going back to baggage claim.
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Yeah, I don't... think they want you back.
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No, shit. They sent me up here.
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I oughta thank them for that.
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[quiet PA announcement]
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- So, uh...
- [drums on table]
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Did you get the email?
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I did, and I did not touch Patti's lunch.
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Who eats cold clams at work? That is--
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Oh, that email!
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[sing-songy] ♪ We gettin' married! ♪
[laughs]
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N-N-Not-- Not me. H-Her. She-- [laughs]
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You're marrying her in-in two months
on New Year's Day.
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And that is... that's great. That's, uh--
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Mazel tov on that.
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Thank you. Yeah. Gosh, it happened...
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all so fast, you know? And...
That's why I didn't get a chance to--
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No, I-I-- Look, I-- Mm...
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I'm happy you're...
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- getting Maui'd? Ugh...
- Oh.
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God, don't start a trend, please.
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- [laughs]
- So, uh, hey!
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What about you?
Got any big plans tonight,
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or is it another Thai-day night
with Rory, per usual?
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
We are actually going out for Thai food.
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- Oh, wow. Hm...
- And karaoke!
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So, that's what they call, what?
A-big tings!
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- Alright.
- [taps table]
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Well, have fun.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and Mel... happy birthday.
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- Thank you.
- [soft laugh]
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I gotta head back to the cart,
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so I'm gonna do that. Just...
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[imitates beeping]
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[laughs]
Like... "All aboard!" Just like...
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Okay, alright.
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Excuse... [laughs]
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Patti.
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Loser.
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[coat rustling]
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[indistinct PA announcement]
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[toilet flushes]
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[♪ sultry R&B music playing]
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[hand dryer blowing]
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♪
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Hoo!
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[hand dryer stops]
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♪
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Nice-- N-Nice shoes. Nice shoes.
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Oh, Saks.
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Saks Fifth Avenue?
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Oh. [laughs] Oh!
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I thought you said "sex,"
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and I was gonna be like,
"What? No! I can't."
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If I said sex, you'd know it.
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♪
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So, you work at the sixth-largest airport
in the world for how long now?
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Four years, going on probably forever.
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And you still don't know
this place is covered in jet fuel?
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What? Really?
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- You're fucking with me. Yeah.
- Yes, I'm fucking with you, Terrance.
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- I heard you crashed today.
- Mm. Who told you?
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- I got my ways.
- You got your ways.
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- Tina. [laughs]
- Tina. Tina told me.
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What happened?
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I don't know. I was trying to see Lizzo.
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Did you know we're the same age?
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35.
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We both have the same
amount of hours in our day.
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Both fat. Both Black.
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Both fucked up.
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But look what she did with it.
I mean, shit.
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I don't know about her,
but I know about you.
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Mm. Do you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know.
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I don't think anyone really knows me.
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I know that you hate spiders.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And raisins.
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They look like old spiders.
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- [laughs] You're funny. And smart.
- Mm.
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And you know a little bit
about a lot of bit.
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Here's how I see me.
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I'm broke,
my family thinks I'm a lost cause.
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My love life is a joke,
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and the punchline is,
I work at an airport,
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- I'm afraid to fly.
- [chuckles]
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But you can't let fear
keep you from taking off.
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You're not even a little bit curious?
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You're missing out on so much.
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[♪ pensive music playing]
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Okay, Carmen Sandiego. Where you been?
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- Where I been?
- Mm.
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- I've been to Munich, Baghdad...
- Mm.
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- ...Tokyo, Turkey.
- [laughs] Okay. Alright, alright, alright.
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- Thank you for your service.
- [laughs] It's my pleasure.
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...right to be litigious as fuck, Deshawn.
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I'm clocking every OSHA safety violation.
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[Deshawn]
I don't care about none of that, bro.
243
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,039
You'll get us shut down, Shaun.
Then, I gotta be at home with Dee Dee?
244
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,124
Mean as hell,
she got a damn IED put in last week, bro.
245
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,502
It's I-- IUD, I think is what you mean.
246
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,961
I think it was a DUI.
247
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,964
Hey! G-E-D-L-M-N-O-P.
I don't give a damn, bro.
248
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,342
She mean, man.
Trying to skip Six Flags this year!
249
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:34,843
My nigga, how many times I gotta tell you?
250
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,553
That sixth flag is for
the Confederate flag.
251
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,223
How many times I gotta tell you,
we go for the other five flags, bro.
252
00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,974
And the churros. Delicious racism!
253
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,434
- [laughing]
- Alright.
254
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,311
- [coughing]
- Look, I told you.
255
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,104
- That smoking can kill you.
- Listen, Terrance,
256
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,564
we are Black people living in America.
257
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,233
Our odds are not that great to begin with.
258
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,817
[siren chirps]
259
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,403
[siren chirps]
260
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,616
[both laugh]
261
00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,618
- That's funny to y'all?
- [Terrance] No, it's scary!
262
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,702
I thought it was over for me!
263
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,412
Don't know why y'all laughing.
I froze.
264
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,081
- 'Cause I'm scared!
- [Deshawn] I got warrants!
265
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:07,042
[indistinct PA announcement]
266
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,837
[airport chatter]
267
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,588
Ah! There you are.
268
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,049
Oh, my God. So, uh, about tonight.
269
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,552
Come on.
You cannot do this to me again.
270
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:19,513
If you bail for dick on my birthday,
we're done. For real this time.
271
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,598
No, I-I-I wish it was dick, no. Um,
272
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:25,269
Dad was, uh, chairing this fundraiser,
and now he can't go,
273
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,729
and I have to host some table or whatever.
274
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,147
And you know how he is.
I can't say no.
275
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,607
Oh, I-I know, I know.
276
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,734
Look, we'll do everything
you wanna do next weekend.
277
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,445
I promise. We'll take edibles
and watch The Office and--
278
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,322
We'll skip the Robert California episodes?
279
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,448
[Rory]
Obviously.
280
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,410
Go. Have fun.
281
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,412
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
282
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,789
Mm. I'll go to my happy place. [laughs]
283
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,165
Alright. [kiss]
284
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,213
[♪ "Here I Go Again"
by Whitesnake playing]
285
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,677
♪ Oh, Lord, I pray you give me strength ♪
286
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,596
♪ To carry on ♪
287
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,850
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
288
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:10,314
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
289
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,402
- [beeping]
- [♪ song continues over PA]
290
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,989
- [Melissa] Things cost a lot these days.
- [beep]
291
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,742
Your total is $376.43.
292
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,328
You know what? [laughs]
293
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,079
Fuck it. Today, I'ma do me.
294
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,165
[♪ song continues]
295
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,459
Uh, actually,
296
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,544
uh, this one should work.
297
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,629
Hmm.
298
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,006
[Melissa]
Wait, I'm sorry.
299
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:39,134
Can I get that family card discount,
or is it just for families?
300
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,180
[beep]
301
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,932
Appreciate you. [laughs]
302
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,103
- Enjoy your day. So...
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,941
Just very efficient packing--
packing person, so...
304
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,319
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
305
00:12:57,319 --> 00:13:00,405
I got it. Y-You good? I'm good. You good?
306
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,033
[voicemail beeps]
307
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,660
[Beverly] [on phone]
Hey! It's your mama, baby!
308
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,703
When you get a chance,
I need you to show me how to record
309
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,455
the John Legend singing show.
310
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,916
Pivot! Pivot!
311
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,960
[Beverly] I'ma get
your brother to come over here
312
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,295
and move this table!
I keep banging my foot.
313
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,631
Speaking of foot,
314
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,800
keep the Johnson family
in your prayers, child.
315
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,554
Instead of losing weight,
Julissa lost a foot to the diabetes.
316
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:24,638
[box thuds]
317
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,640
[Beverly]
Oh! Almost forgot.
318
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,600
[sings]
♪ Happy birthday to-- ♪
319
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,894
Okay. Alright.
It's not about you, Mom.
320
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,648
Okay. [sighs]
321
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,693
[scoffs]
322
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,279
I need a partner for assembly.
323
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,406
Watch this, Ümlaüt!
324
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,867
♪ Are you ready?
My time, it's telling my phone ♪
325
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,160
♪ Wonder what's next,
I been doing my own ♪
326
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,620
♪ Ring, ring, but the caller unknown ♪
327
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,330
♪ Ready, set, go,
now, I'm in my zone ♪
328
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,749
- ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring ♪
- Fuck off.
329
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,751
[laughs] Mm.
330
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:55,961
[crunches]
331
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,797
♪ Are you ready, ready, ready ♪
332
00:13:58,797 --> 00:13:59,882
Check!
333
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,050
[groans]
334
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,012
- [thuds]
- [sighs]
335
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,264
Alright. [panting]
336
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,599
Woo!
337
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,475
[muffled moaning]
338
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,603
- [claps]
- [laughs]
339
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,771
Tamika ain't the only one
gettin' it on tonight.
340
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,774
[sensual grunting]
341
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,695
- You Ratatouille piece of shit!
- [smacks ground]
342
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,614
- Fall the fuck back, Remy!
- [sniffing]
343
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,199
Fall the fuck back!
344
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,075
This is mine.
345
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,535
You stay on that side of the house.
346
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,745
I'll stay on this side.
347
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,163
Piece of shit.
348
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,539
[crunches] Mm!
349
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,625
[mouthful]
You jealous of me?
350
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,293
Fuck you, motherfucker!
351
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,628
[loud crash]
352
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,006
- [slow beeps]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
353
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:48,013
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[muffled voices]
354
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,974
[beeping continues]
355
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,143
[speaker 1]
Black woman. 35. Single.
356
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,480
She was found in her apartment
unresponsive by her neighbor.
357
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,607
- [grunts]
- She experienced lacerations to the face,
358
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,901
a contusion to the back of the head.
359
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,654
- Holy balls!
- [speaker 2] Whoa, lemme get that for you.
360
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,239
[Melissa]
I feel like a piñata.
361
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,449
That would be the hairline rib fracture.
362
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,618
A-A rib fracture from what?
363
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,995
Chest compressions,
after she stopped breathing.
364
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,249
Wait. I stopped breathing? For how long?
365
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,667
For almost three minutes.
366
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,085
Three minutes?
367
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:21,004
That's longer than Despacito.
368
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,714
The blunt force trauma
to the back of her head
369
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,842
caused her to fall forward onto her face,
370
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,468
and she choked on the...
371
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,805
Crab Rangoon that was in her mouth.
372
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,140
- Is that like a crab spring roll?
- It's more like a fried dumpling.
373
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,725
[speaker 3]
I thought those were pot stickers.
374
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:34,810
Pan fried or deep fried?
375
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,145
I-It is a crispy fried wonton,
376
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,982
with a filling made of cream cheese,
green onions, and crab.
377
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,066
Oh.
378
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,734
Most of the time,
it's imitation crab, right?
379
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,903
But the one that tried
to kill me was real crab
380
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,281
because I paid extra
for it for my birthday.
381
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:50,617
[crying laugh]
382
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:56,707
[group] [singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
383
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,668
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
384
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,795
[Melissa]
No. Please, God!
385
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,172
- [sighs]
- [doctor clears throat]
386
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:06,008
Uh, okay.
Uh, what are the next steps?
387
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,344
The next steps is me
getting up out this bed,
388
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,429
going home. [groans]
389
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,097
- Ah, ah, ah!
- For next steps,
390
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,141
because of the severity of the concussion,
391
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,643
she'll need to be kept awake
for the next six hours or so.
392
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,271
A short script of Percocet
to treat the rib fracture.
393
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,481
- Mm-hmm.
- Otherwise, 500 milligrams of ibuprofen.
394
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,775
No strenuous physical activity
for the next six weeks.
395
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,485
Lucky for you,
I haven't had strenuous activity
396
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,779
for the last six years, so we good.
397
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,323
Okay. Well, try to take it easy.
398
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:30,908
Keke here will get you discharged shortly.
399
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:34,369
- [quiet hospital chatter]
- [indistinct PA announcement]
400
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,747
I know that was a lot.
How are you feeling?
401
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,208
Great. I never felt better, so...
402
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,460
Well, um,
I tried the emergency contact number
403
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,045
we have for you on file.
404
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,379
I can't get through.
405
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:48,300
- Is it still 212-345--
- That's, that's...
406
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:51,512
That's my phone number.
407
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,055
You--
408
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,057
You're your own emergency contact?
409
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:56,934
[softly] Yeah.
410
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,436
Well, it's hospital policy.
You gotta find somebody to pick you up.
411
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,230
Where's my phone?
412
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,190
Of course...
413
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,988
It's gonna be a minute, so...
414
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,908
[Keke]
You doing okay, Ms. Robinson?
415
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:16,203
[Ms. Robinson] Remember to bring me some
hot sauce with my dinner or pull the plug.
416
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,580
[Keke]
I'll ask Dr. Tibideaux.
417
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,877
- [ringback tone]
- [sighs]
418
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,964
- [phone vibrates]
- [♪ mischievous music playing]
419
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,092
[beep, click]
420
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,177
♪
421
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,809
[Rory] [on voicemail] Hi, you've reached
Rory Cohen. You know what to do.
422
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:39,977
[hangs up]
423
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,061
[scoffs]
424
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,689
Hey, listen.
If you can't find anyone,
425
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,732
there are services here at the hospital
to pick you up--
426
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,402
Uh, you know what? Can I tell you
the truth, Keke? It is Keke, right?
427
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,029
The one person that's
supposed to be here for me
428
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,781
isn't fuckin' picking up. [laughs]
429
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,533
And, as luck would have it,
430
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,243
[laughs] I ain't got nobody else!
431
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,162
So, if you really wanna help me,
432
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,999
could you please give me some space
and time to figure it out?
433
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,959
Okay? Thanks.
434
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,923
[Keke]
Mercury is on one. [groans]
435
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:14,344
- [softly] Jesus Christ.
- [laughing]
436
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,014
What's so funny?
437
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:20,642
- I didn't think you had it in ya. [laughs]
- Had what in me?
438
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,811
Some goddamn fight.
439
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,939
I underestimated you. [laughs]
440
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,358
Guess I underestimated me, too.
441
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,361
I'm Melissa. What's your name?
442
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:33,697
Elise.
443
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,575
Happy birthday, Melissa.
444
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,659
[giggles]
445
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,078
Thanks.
446
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,831
So, Elise, what brought ya here?
447
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,625
Oh, I fell down.
448
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,044
And at this age, that can kill you.
449
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:50,130
Well, you know what? I died today,
and it did not live up to the hype.
450
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,882
Most deaths don't.
451
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,718
Wh-What do you mean?
452
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,179
[Elise]
There are three kinds of deaths.
453
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,764
Physical death,
454
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,433
we all know and write poems about.
455
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,310
Then, there's the kind
456
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,896
when people stop caring about you.
457
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,690
And the worst kind
458
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:12,236
is when you stop caring for yourself.
459
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,239
In that case, I died a long time ago.
460
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:18,200
Well, maybe you should start living then!
461
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,161
- [Melissa scoffs]
- I used to be just like you, Melissa.
462
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,829
Holding my tongue.
463
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,665
Scared of everything.
464
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,918
But then, I jumped into the deep end.
465
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,920
Woo! [laughs]
466
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,507
Now, when my life flashes before my eyes,
467
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,095
at least I'll see somethin'.
468
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,266
I wanna see something, too.
469
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,977
- [♪ gentle music playing]
- Know better, do better.
470
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,061
Hm.
471
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,730
[Elise]
Now, tell me this.
472
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,649
Was that crab rooty-tooty worth it?
473
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,734
[laughs]
474
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,153
- Huh?
- Ow. Yeah.
475
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,989
- [laughs]
- Yeah, it was.
476
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:58,782
Alright. [laughs]
477
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,368
You know, what you should try is gyoza.
478
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:06,331
I had some in Japan. So good, oh!
479
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,417
- It made my toes curly.
- [Melissa laughs]
480
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:12,045
I would have to take your
word for it because I don't fly.
481
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,090
Well, neither did I, until I did.
482
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:19,928
Girl, you've gotta stop caring
about what people think,
483
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:23,807
and start doing shit that scares you.
484
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,851
Okay?
485
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,644
Deal.
486
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,315
Hm. You know what, Elise?
487
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,817
I know we just met...
488
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,487
I don't know,
what if we cared for each other?
489
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:40,908
At least that's one death we don't have
to worry about, right? [laughs]
490
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,493
- [rapid machine beeping]
- Elise?
491
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,914
Ms. Robinson? Cold blue, B226!
492
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:49,416
Elise! Elise!
Start bagging her.
493
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,001
Get in. Get the crash cart in.
494
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,628
[♪ "The Funeral" by
Band of Horses playing]
495
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,130
Ms. Robinson, can you hear me?
Ms. Robinson!
496
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,466
- [pumping chest]
- Starting compressions.
497
00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:00,010
[defibrillator whirring]
498
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,679
[beeps, flatlines]
499
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,265
Time of death, 10:27 p.m.
500
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:11,939
Do you think you can call the coroner?
[chuckles] I'm trying to get outta here.
501
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:15,317
[Keke]
Yeah, I'll call her. DSS case.
502
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,778
- No next of kin.
- [nurse] Let's go.
503
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:19,696
[♪ vocalizing]
504
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,781
[grunts]
505
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,458
♪ Really too late to call ♪
506
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,003
♪ So we wait for ♪
507
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,967
♪ Morning to wake you ♪
508
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:43,220
♪ Is all we got ♪
509
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:47,224
♪
510
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,393
[♪ song continues muffled]
511
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:50,936
[retches]
512
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,647
- [♪ music stops]
- [quiet hospital chatter]
513
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:54,982
[Melissa]
I'm so sorry.
514
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:58,694
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
515
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,949
[♪ soulful music playing]
516
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:05,534
[Brian]
I saw him live in Lincoln Center.
517
00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:07,077
Now this cat, he's a New Yorker.
518
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,829
I mean,
you've been to Lincoln Center, of course.
519
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,497
I actually have never been. [laughs]
520
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,416
Jada! You gotta go!
521
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,127
- You know what? That settles it.
- [Jada giggles]
522
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:17,254
I am taking you to the Lincoln Center.
523
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,506
We gon' see jazz that's gon'
have you scatting in real life.
524
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,508
You gon' be walking down the street.
[scatting]
525
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,385
- [Jada laughs]
- People gon' be like "She's scatting."
526
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,596
- [phone buzzing]
- Your phone keeps going off.
527
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,514
- You sure don't need to get that?
- Nah, it's my sister.
528
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,016
No, I ain't gotta get that.
529
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,517
I, uh-- [clears throat]
530
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,352
Only thing I gotta get is
531
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,146
a second date?
532
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:36,440
[giggles]
533
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,817
Or should I say... [scatting]
534
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,820
- [laughing]
- [sings] ♪ Give me a second date! ♪
535
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,197
[horn honks]
536
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,532
- [brakes squeal]
- [Brian] [softly] Shit...
537
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,328
[♪ "That's How We Do"
by Chel Strong playing]
538
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,246
Little sis!
539
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:57,961
♪ Woo! When it's on the floor
what we gon-- ♪
540
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,005
[♪ song continues on radio]
541
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,174
♪ Pick it up,
that money and we fall through ♪
542
00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:04,551
- ♪ Pick, pick, it up ♪
- I'm sorry I ruined your night.
543
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,888
Just once, I would love
to get a call from you
544
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,391
and it not be that you
need somethin' from me.
545
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,353
♪ Pick, pick, pick it up, pick it up,
that money on the floor ♪
546
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,313
I didn't have anybody else to call.
547
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,106
♪ Then hit the floor, get some more ♪
548
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,692
♪ I want more, come on, boy,
that's how we do, that's how we do ♪
549
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:24,363
♪ That's how we do, hold up,
money bomb ♪
550
00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:25,822
♪ Calling me, wait I gotta answer ♪
551
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,658
♪ Bring the money home ♪
552
00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,284
[♪ rapping continues]
553
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,494
Okay, what the fuck happened?
554
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,747
I was putting together Ümlaüt furniture,
and it fell on me.
555
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,584
So, you got Ümlaüt money,
but you still on my family plan.
556
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,461
Don't start, don't start.
557
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,630
I can make it up to you!
[stammers] What do you want?
558
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,131
I'll watch the kids. Damn!
559
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,842
- You gonna watch the kids?
- Yeah.
560
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:47,511
Man, come on now.
I am not about to sit here
561
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,848
and pretend that I need you
only for you to say you gon' show up
562
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,641
when we know your ass ain't.
563
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:53,934
Shit, get the fuck outta here.
564
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,435
I got two kids, not three.
565
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,564
You wanna help me out?
Seriously? Fix your shit.
566
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:01,733
- Okay. And your shit smells like roses?
- Never said that.
567
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,694
You a alcoholic who voted for Jill Stein.
568
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:07,197
- I voted my conscience!
- Okay, you split the vote, motherfucker!
569
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:08,657
Ben-gha-zi!
570
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:10,200
- Okay. Alright.
- You know, we in New York!
571
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,618
- It don't matter who I voted for.
- Okay.
572
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,287
I could've voted for my balls.
It don't matter.
573
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,371
You know what?
574
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,164
Stop the car.
575
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,041
- Hell no. No.
- [grunts]
576
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,209
Stop the fucking car!
577
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:21,503
- [tires screech]
- Hey! Fuck! I'm stopped! Are you happy?
578
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,921
[Melissa]
Yes, I'm fucking happy! Shit!
579
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:24,756
Fuck outta my car, bro.
Get out. Bye.
580
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,258
- [Melissa] Ow! Fuck!
- [Brian] Mm-hmm.
581
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,302
Go home to white wife
and your imported beer!
582
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,929
I will! I can't wait!
See you at the fucking funerals!
583
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:33,056
- [tires screech]
- Move!
584
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,767
- [neon light buzzing]
- [patrons cheering]
585
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,936
[♪ karaoke version of "Creep"
by Radiohead playing]
586
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,689
[indistinct chatter]
587
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:43,275
[karaoke singer]
♪ Run, run, run ♪
588
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:47,029
♪ Run... ♪
589
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:55,621
♪ Run... ♪
590
00:24:55,621 --> 00:24:57,664
[♪ vocalizing]
591
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,833
[♪ music slows]
592
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,211
♪ Whatever makes you happy ♪
593
00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:04,671
[♪ heartfelt music playing]
594
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,465
♪ Whatever you want ♪
595
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,054
♪ You're so fuckin' special ♪
596
00:25:14,473 --> 00:25:17,768
♪ I wish I was special ♪
597
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:22,397
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
598
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,525
- [knocks on bar]
- [bartender] Last call, babe.
599
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,984
[Melissa]
Um...
600
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:28,487
Can I get a shot of Jack and a PBR?
601
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,864
[DJ]
Alright, after we take a quick break,
602
00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,908
- up next will be Michelle.
- [clapping, cheering]
603
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:35,327
[Melissa]
This isn't my shit.
604
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:36,954
- Fuck!
- [slams bag]
605
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:39,665
What's wrong?
You know, besides the obvious.
606
00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:42,334
- [♪ quiet rock music playing]
- The hospital gave me Elise's stuff.
607
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:44,336
I should probably ask
a follow-up question,
608
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,754
but we're about to close.
609
00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:48,257
That's okay.
610
00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:49,591
She's dead.
611
00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:54,221
Now, you're forcing my hand.
612
00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,598
What happened? Are you okay?
613
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,392
Am I okay?
614
00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:00,352
[laughing]
615
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:01,937
Absolutely not!
616
00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:03,355
I was--
617
00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:05,607
I was supposed to die today.
618
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:09,361
Can you imagine
choking on your favorite food
619
00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:12,030
the same day you get a wedding invitation
620
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:14,116
from the only man that's ever...
621
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:17,452
got you?
622
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:21,748
Every day, I take people
to where they're going,
623
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,542
but I have no fucking idea
where I'm going.
624
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,460
And even if I did, I couldn't afford it!
625
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:26,920
[scoffs]
626
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,215
I'm still paying off the Lane Bryant bra
they cut off my body...
627
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:35,345
to drag my fat ass back into
a world where nobody sees me.
628
00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,977
[crying] And I pretend to be okay with it.
629
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:46,565
[♪ melancholy music playing]
630
00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:48,400
But the truth is...
631
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,907
I wanna be seen.
632
00:26:57,159 --> 00:26:59,161
I wanna be loved.
You know what I'm saying?
633
00:26:59,161 --> 00:27:02,247
Like, I want someone to love me,
634
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,126
even though I can't.
635
00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:11,757
So, now what?
636
00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:13,425
[sniffles]
637
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:18,639
[bartender]
I don't know.
638
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,307
[both laugh]
639
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,520
- No one fuckin' knows.
- [scoffs]
640
00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:28,440
All you can do is just make
the next best decision you can.
641
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:30,984
Build from there.
642
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,653
[sniffles] You need more vegetables.
643
00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:34,321
- [Melissa] Does salsa count?
- [laughs]
644
00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:36,573
[grunting]
645
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:44,706
[snips]
646
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,919
[♪ melancholy music continues]
647
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,838
[paper rustles]
648
00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,884
Do you have a safe place to go?
649
00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:01,682
Yeah. Yeah.
650
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:03,308
[chain rattling]
651
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:07,062
♪
652
00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:10,774
[knocking]
653
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:13,861
This is a bad idea.
654
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,364
What the fuck am I doing?
655
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:18,991
[unlocks door]
656
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:22,077
[door creaks]
657
00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,040
Oh, shit.
658
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:31,628
[♪ gentle music playing]
659
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:33,714
- [keys jingle]
- Wow.
660
00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:38,260
[laughs]
661
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,888
Okay, Elise. I see you.
662
00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:47,811
♪
663
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:07,039
[metallic rattling]
664
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,332
The fuck?
665
00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:10,918
[whining]
666
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:12,211
Hi! [laughs]
667
00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:15,255
Oh, hi! Oh, my goodness!
668
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:18,217
- Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
- [whining]
669
00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:19,301
Yeah.
670
00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:22,137
- [sniffles]
- [panting]
671
00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:23,430
What's your name?
672
00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,182
[sighs]
673
00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:28,060
It's Bubba? [sighs]
674
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:30,145
Hi, Bubba. I'm Mel. [sniffles]
675
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:33,690
Yeah. Hi.
676
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,945
I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
677
00:29:43,089 --> 00:29:44,535
[collar rattles]
678
00:29:44,535 --> 00:29:47,246
- Oh. [giggles] Come on!
- [panting]
679
00:29:49,414 --> 00:29:50,916
I know.
680
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,796
- [Bubba whines]
- You ready?
681
00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:58,131
- Yeah, me neither.
- [door clicks]
682
00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:01,218
[♪ "Moment For You" by Mega playing]
683
00:30:04,096 --> 00:30:06,640
[♪ vocalizing]
684
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,225
Ah, shit.
685
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:14,606
♪ I need a little rest from my heart ♪
686
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,192
[sighs]
687
00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:20,571
♪ Somewhere I can silence the noise ♪
688
00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:23,657
♪ Where'd I go ♪
689
00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:26,410
♪ When the highs disappoint? ♪
690
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:31,707
♪ Will I ever find what I want? ♪
691
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,752
♪ Oh... ♪
692
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:37,754
[♪ vocalizing]
693
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,382
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
694
00:30:40,382 --> 00:30:43,802
- [♪ vocalizing]
- [grunts]
695
00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:46,597
♪ Bringing me closer to you ♪
696
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:49,391
♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪
697
00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:52,644
♪ You're exactly where
you're supposed to be ♪
698
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:55,355
- ♪ Let it up, let it down ♪
- [phone chimes]
699
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:58,400
♪ There's treasure in both to be found ♪
700
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,528
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
701
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:04,198
♪ Take a moment for you ♪
702
00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:07,618
- ♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪
- [keypad clacking]
703
00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:10,037
♪ You're exactly where
you're supposed to be ♪
704
00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:13,582
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
705
00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:15,918
♪ Take a moment for you ♪
706
00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:18,879
- [♪ song ends]
- [Bubba panting]
707
00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:23,884
[♪ "Head Over Heels"
by Robyn Johnson plays on phone]
708
00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:26,887
♪ I'm head over heels ♪
709
00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,932
♪ This time for real ♪
710
00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:32,309
- [clicks phone]
- [♪ music stops]
711
00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:36,188
Zero, two, two, three, two, five.
712
00:31:36,188 --> 00:31:38,649
[representative] [on phone]
Okay, it'll just be a moment. Standby.
713
00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:41,527
- The system's been slow today.
- [laughs] It's alright.
714
00:31:41,527 --> 00:31:43,695
[representative]
I've never been to Hawaii before.
715
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:45,906
Me neither. [laughs]
716
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:48,659
But you know what?
I am excited to finally see something.
717
00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:50,994
[representative]
I am excited for you.
718
00:31:51,954 --> 00:31:54,248
Uh-oh. Declined.
719
00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:57,417
Do you have another card
you'd like me to try, ma'am?
720
00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,169
- [ends call]
- [horns honking outside]
721
00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:00,963
[sighs]
722
00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:06,009
[♪ upbeat music playing]
723
00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:25,153
[Bubba whines, growls]
724
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:26,446
[Melissa]
Don't judge me.
725
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,241
I'm just seeing if the numbers fit.
That's all.
726
00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:41,420
- [♪ "Let's Go" by Trick Daddy playing]
- [drums on table]
727
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:45,549
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
728
00:32:45,549 --> 00:32:47,134
♪ Ah... ♪
729
00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:52,639
♪ Ay, ay, ay,
get divin', let's go ♪
730
00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,099
♪ Oh, let's go ♪
731
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:56,393
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
732
00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:57,477
♪ Let me know ♪
733
00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:58,562
[plane roaring]
734
00:32:58,562 --> 00:32:59,730
Let's go.
735
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:01,356
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
736
00:33:01,356 --> 00:33:03,692
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
737
00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:06,445
♪ Let me know,
I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪
738
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,822
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ If you want some, come get some ♪
739
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,866
♪ 'Cause where I'm from,
we tote big guns ♪
740
00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:12,910
♪ And everybody know
somebody that know somebody ♪
741
00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:14,369
♪ That know somethin' 'bout it ♪
742
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:15,996
♪ And I want answers now ♪
743
00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:17,623
♪ Who, what, where, when, and why ♪
744
00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:19,249
♪ See, a lot of dudes like to act a fool ♪
745
00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:21,335
♪ And all get all loud,
but that ain't my style ♪
746
00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:23,837
♪ Now, he who he gonna get
and what he gonna do? ♪
747
00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:25,422
♪ Run up on me if he want to ♪
748
00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:27,174
♪ Out there impressin' his homies ♪
749
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:28,967
♪ But he stood up in front of his momma ♪
750
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,427
♪ I mop up the flo' with him ♪
751
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,513
♪ And I kick in the door and
let the fo-fo hit him ♪
752
00:33:32,513 --> 00:33:33,972
♪ I got fools that'll go get him ♪
753
00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:36,099
♪ This for him, his crew and
the dudes that run with him ♪
754
00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:37,309
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
755
00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:39,686
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
756
00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:42,314
♪ Let me know,
I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪
757
00:33:42,314 --> 00:33:44,399
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
758
00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:46,818
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
759
00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:47,903
♪ Let me know... ♪
760
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:59,915
[♪ fanfare playing]
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