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Miss Lemon!
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It's me, Kenneth Parcell, the page.
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You probably didn't recognize
me in this new page uniform.
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I recognize you, Kenneth.
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The old uniforms were
timeless, practical, sexy.
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But, uh, this--
this is an outrage.
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You need to make them go
back to the old uniform.
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Look, I don't have
that kind of authority.
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Then what do you do?
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I just got a call from security.
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What? That's ridiculous. Why would
I steal a file from personnel?
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What? no.
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Claire is in the lobby.
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Claire harper? From chicago?
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Yep. Fun,crazy claire.
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Oh,man,do you remember that night we
all danced in that open fire hydrant?
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- Yeah. Her roof parties.
- Karaoke in boystown.
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The all-night scavenger hunts.
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Do you rember when we
crashed that polish wedding?
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Yeah. She's exhausting.
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Oh,i know. She's gonna make us
buy more of her homemade jewelry.
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Birds always attack me when i wear it.
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I am not letting her drag
me out to some club tonight.
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I am too old for that.
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Up or down,ladies?
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Neither. We're waiting
for our old roommate.
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She's like a human macarena-- something
everyone did at parties in 1996.
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Me-ow!
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You're right. That was harsh.
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No,no,mi au-- she owns the largest
alternative energy company in asia.
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So as part of our green initiative, we're doing a
reality show about her quest to find a boyfriend.
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Ah,here comes claire. I'm already tired.
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Surprise!
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- I'm designing hats now.
- Hats!
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Oh,claire, this is my boss,jack donaghy.
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Hi,there.
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Welcome to new york.Let's see--
we're using credit cards and cabs now,
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all the galleries have moved to chelsea,
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And we're off cupcakes and
we're back to doughnuts.
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Would you excuse me for a moment?
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So,girls,what are we doing tight?
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You know, the baggage handler told me about this
storage unit party that's on the lower eastside.
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Starts about midnight, sponsored by myirt
vodka, and i think some drug dealer of some kind,
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But the only rule is
that we all have to dj.
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I mean,it's gonna be so much fun!
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.
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.
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.
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What's wrong,ken?
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You got wife eyes.
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I'm just sad,sir.
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I've worn this old jacket since 19...
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And now they're just throwin' it away.
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Is there nothing sacred?
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Have we lost our moral center?
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I just makes me wanna pee on someone.
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And i appreciate that,sir.
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But rules are rules.
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I'm just gonna have to live with it.
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I hate to see you like this,ken doll.
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It's like a owl without a
graduation cap-- heartbreaking.
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So what can i buy you to make you happy?
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The things i want don't
have a price tag,sir.
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Well,money can't buy a
sunset or a child's smile
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or a satisfying finale to the hit
nbc television seriesnight court.
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Court? At night? I'm already
laughing. Tell me more.
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Well,night courtwas supposed to end with
a wedding between christine and harry.
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But the show didn't get a 10th season,
so that great love story was left untold.
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So you never got closure with
those be-loved characters?
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Hey,did you see our
shout-out invariety?
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They called us a comedy show.
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Lemon,i ran into your friend claire
on the elevator. She is... Very pretty.
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No,no,no,no,she's nuts
when it comes to guys.
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We had a name for her back in chicago.
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It's too rude to,uh, say out ud.
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"crazyputty"?
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No. Yeah. She's psycho.
She isfatal attraction.
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She is staunchly in favor of
cocoa puffs. Do not sleep with her.
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- Well,i wish you had told me that an hour ago.
- What?
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Oh,hey,liz. Jack was just...
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Giving me directions,uh, to the f train.
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So are we still on for tonight?
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Because it is going to be epic.
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I can't.
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I volunteer at a thing
with kids and old people.
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Bring 'em! See ya.
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What were you thinking? Some woman you've
known for ten seconds in the elevator?
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I don't see what the problem
is. This is objectively awesome.
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You don't understand.
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For her, sex is not something that
you have to do after the 12th date.
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She uses it to suck men
in and bleed them dry.
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Back in chicago,i saw her
take powerful men down.
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Didn't matter if it was scottie
pippin or the drummer for the bodeans
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Or someone else's boyfriend who ran a
small but prestigious clowning academy.
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Whose boyfriend?
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Uh-huh,i get it. The fun,pretty
girl who got the guys.
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- Some of them yours?
- No. Listen to me.
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She's not fun. She's just crazy.
Like... Grab-a-cop's-gun crazy.
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Lemon,having known claire for a very enjoyable
20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity,
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I'm gonna go with claire onhis one.
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You ready for your big surprise?
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Yes,sir.
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Gosh,last time i was blindfolded was when i had
to play the piano at that weird masquerade party.
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Ta da!
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Some of the ofnight court!
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That's right,k.
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And they're here for you.
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This is the sick kid you
were telling us about?
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Oh,bless your heart.
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Do you like race cars?
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I do!
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Thank you,mr. Jordan.
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This is the greatest day of my life.
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Rst i find that
quarter this morning--
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um...I lost a quarter. Earlier.
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Uh,everyone,to mi au.
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May tonight's fundraiser for your
fundraising foundation be as successful
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as last week's cocktail
reception for your rehab center.
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Jack's just being modest.
He won't tell you...
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But i will.
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Today...
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Is jack's birthday!
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Hit it,boys.
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Happy birthday to you
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happy birthday to you
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happy birthday dear jackie bear
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happy birthday to him
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jack, Introduce me to
this charming young woman.
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I'm his life coach,
esmeralda fitzmonster.
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Would you excuse us
just for a moment,please?
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How did you get in here? And first
of all,it's not even my birthday.
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I know, isn't it funny? What?
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Oh,come on. Are you mad?
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I'm just being fun and spontaneous!
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This is highly inappropriate. I'm
gonna have to ask you to leave.
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If i kill myself, it is all your fault!
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You were right about claire.
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She crashed mi au's party.
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Did she do sexy birthday or
mannequin who comes to life?
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Sexy birthday, thank god!
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This is bad. I need your help.
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When we were having sex at the
palace, she told me she loved me.
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You did it again?
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Well,it was quick and in t
meat locker. That's okay,right?
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What is wrong with you
men? You're like junkies.
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Why can't you just say no?
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Lemon,let me explain something that
you could have no way of knowing.
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Emotionally unstable women are...
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Fantastic in the sack.
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I mean,their self-loathing
translates into...
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Never mind.
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I've gotta get out of
this. What do other guys do?
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Well,one guy died.
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Scottie pippin requested
a trade to houston.
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Houston's too humid. What
about this died thing?
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Where is she now?
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Chained to the radiator
in her hotel room.
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It was her idea.
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She's an amazing woman, lemon.
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Okay,i need to keep you two separated.
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I can't believe i'm gonna say this.
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I will go clubbing with claire.
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I will attempt a hairdo.
I will wear high heels.
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Claire's wearing high heels right now.
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Go home,junkie. I'm
cutting off your supply.
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She's leing thursday.
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Do you think you can
make it throughonenight?
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Just gotta hack it. Just gotta hack it.
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My boy ken has written a masterpiece,
and trust me, i use th word a lot.
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I just want to thank y'all for
making this dream come true for me.
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Finally giving
america what it wants--
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a reunion of friends fromnight court.
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And the wedding of harry and christine.
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Before we begin, i would just
like to say how special it is
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to be with you all again,
my very special family.
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I just wish the brilliant john
larroquette could be here as well.
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Yeah,you know, he really did wanna come,
but he couldn't work the schedule out.
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You and john still talk?
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We stay in touch, yeah.
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Did he mention me?
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You came up,markie.
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You always come up, markie.
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Well,of course i come up
at your little boys' club.
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You always thought that you were better
than me because you were nominated for emmys.
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Well,i would have been nominated too, but
i was just too hot to be taken seriously!
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Well,that wouldn't be
a problem now,would it?
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Court is adjourned.
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This is worse than the original finale.
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know,ken, but this is bad.
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I wish this were an episode ofnight court,
'cause then there'd be some big joke right now.
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Oh,that is so hot!
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You just look good in everything.
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- I wanna buy some hats.
- Yes!
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Hey,you're selling hats in the office.
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I am,and i didn't ask
because i knew you'd say yes.
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So... What's the haps?
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What are we doing tonight,
hitting a clizzub with jenna?
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You know,i'd love to,but i
kind of have tentative plans.
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Oh,what,with jack? Come on.
He's,like,the first guy you met here.
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Roll with us tonight, and you
will meet someone even hotter.
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- Really?
- Guaranteed.
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Like i was at this
club last week called...
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Chili's, and i met this smoking guy.
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He was just raw.
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Tell me everything.
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I'm going to.
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He was wearing this shirt, and
i could totally see his nips.
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And he was very muscular.
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Really? Did you go home with him?
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Yes. To his loft. Where
he gave me the business.
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So let's go dancing in high heels!
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God! Okay,i'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
blow off jack. Where should we go?
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You guys should go to aquarium.
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It's this new night club, and all the women are
in a glass room in the center of the dance floor,
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And all the guys just
watch and feed them.
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That sounds so hot!
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Yes. Thank you,cerie.
That's very helpful.
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Thank you. So helpful.
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You have to go through
with this wedding, harry.
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It means the world to my boy ken.
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Hey,i am game, but it's markie.
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She will not let go of the past.
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Okay. So you and
markeline have bad blood.
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But it's bigger than that.
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My boy kenneth is going
through some really tough times.
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They're trying to make him wear a coat
that's different than his other coat.
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You won't regret
this,harry. You look great.
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Markie,will you do me the
honor of becoming my fake wife
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so we can get our money
and get the hell outta here?
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I've waited 15 years to
hear you say those words.
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It's happening.
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Nothing can go wrong now.
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There you are! Why did you leave?
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I think those persian guys
wanted us to make out together.
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I'm waiting for claire.
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She texted me like an hour ago and said
that she was getting on the f train.
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Oh,no.
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What? What is it?
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- Lemon?
- Jack,she's in your house.
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Don't be ridiculous.The
alarm is--
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i made you a white
pizza and a pot roast.
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00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:52,170
Because i just think
you're... So amazing!
244
00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,540
Look at me playing house!
245
00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:56,890
My god,you must think
i'm out of my mind.
246
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,430
Do you? You just looked
away when i said that.
247
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,380
- I saw you.
- No.
248
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,610
Just kiss me.
249
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,170
I know your lips will be honest.
250
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,520
- Lemon,i've gotta
call you back. - No--
251
00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:20,610
Now,when we left off, christine was stuck in the
elevator, mac had two dates on the same night,
252
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,950
And harry just
discovered he was adopted.
253
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,430
So let's turn to page two.
254
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,350
Well,well,well. Anight courtreunion.
255
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,070
Funny how i wasn't invited.
256
00:13:29,090 --> 00:13:33,060
Or had you forgotten about my three episode
arc as public defender sparky monroe?
257
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,790
No,we rember,jenna.
258
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,020
You were the werewolf lawyer.
259
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,090
I can prove my client is innocent.
260
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,970
If only it weren't a full mooon!
261
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,210
TO BE CONTIMUED.....
262
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:44,920
You made us jump the shark.
263
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,830
You're the reason we
didn't have a 10th season!
264
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,960
I had just bought my second home when
they brought that idiot werewolf lawyer in.
265
00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:53,710
Uh,that idiot werewolf paid for
my hand reduction surgery,okay?
266
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:58,230
Kenneth,i can't believe you're such anight
courtfan and didn't know i played the werelawyer.
267
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,900
I knew.
268
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,660
Very well.
269
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:04,030
I can take a hint.
270
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:08,160
But you haven't seen the
last of sparky monroe!
271
00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:14,480
Liz,help me!
272
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:16,460
Jack,what happened last night?
273
00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:17,830
Why are you wearing that hat?
274
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,790
I don't know.
275
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,570
You did itagain?
276
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,920
I can't help it. I'm under a lot
of pressure, and claire's my escape.
277
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:27,540
She is like a drug. I crave her all
the time, even though she's bad for me.
278
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,490
And my teeth are getting loose!
279
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,110
I don't think i can get outta
this.Wait, maybe claire is right--
280
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,150
maybe if we have a baby
together things will calm down.
281
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:35,620
Jack,this is what she does.
282
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,530
E sucks you into her craziness,
and you have to fight it.
283
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,160
You have to step up and end this!
284
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,330
I'm scared,lemon.
285
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,620
- I'll do whatever you say.
- Okay.
286
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,160
Oh,what a surprise.
287
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,640
What are you two chattin' about?
288
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:54,930
Actually,claire,we were talking about you, and
jack has something that he'd like to tell you.
289
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,120
I do.
290
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,450
I'd like to suck that
ring right off your toe.
291
00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:00,690
Just gotta hack it.
292
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:04,020
Oh,please stop. Don't make
that angry muppet face at him.
293
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:07,260
I know what you were
trying to do last night.
294
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,440
You were trying to
keep me away from jack.
295
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,870
And you almost fooled me.
296
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,950
But then i rembered something.
297
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,400
You don't like to have fun.
298
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,270
And now your little plan is backfiring.
299
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,570
And jack is seeing the manipulative you.
300
00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,200
The single white female
thing that you have with me.
301
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:24,060
I don't have a single
white female thing with you!
302
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:27,590
Honey,you moved intoy building.
303
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,040
You wore chokers because i wore chokers.
304
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,540
- I like a choker.
- Yes!
305
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:34,270
You dated that clown, joel sucheki.
306
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,320
First! I dated him first, claire.
307
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:40,750
And he was not thatclown. He
was the head clowning instructor.
308
00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:42,570
I'm not doing this.
309
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:46,220
I am only here because jack is my friend,
and he asked me to be here as support.
310
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,740
Yes,right! That is what i'm saying!
311
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,950
We all want what's best for jack,right?
312
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,490
- So why don't we just get
this three-way on? - No!
313
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,240
No. Right? I mean,
that's a bad idea,right?
314
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,470
All right,well, i tried to be the ult.
315
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,410
And if only one of us gets to have
him, i'm afraid it's gonna be me.
316
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,290
Jack,you wanted out of this.
317
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,710
Break the cycle. You have a choice.
318
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,030
- You can choose
claire or-- - claire.
319
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,920
- I- i would like claire. -
Fine. I am done helping you.
320
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:16,150
And when you hit rock bottom, which
you will, i am not gonna bail you out!
321
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,680
I'm deleting you from my phone!
322
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,950
Password? What?
323
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:26,450
Hey,tracy and kenneth won't put me in thenight
courtfinale they're shooting on stage tonight.
324
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:30,110
- What?
- I know! I'm the werelawyer!
325
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,020
Objection!
326
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,130
Here we go again.
327
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,720
Tell me about it.
328
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:42,470
The last time i saw either of you, there
was a problem with the page uniforms.
329
00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:44,600
A problem that persists, liz lemon.
330
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,780
Hey,are you with network?
331
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:50,180
How 'bout ifheroes had this new character,
and his superpower was,like,close up magic?
332
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:53,280
What? No. Oh,big fan,by the way.
333
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:57,120
You are breaking union rules, our
insurance doesn't cover any of this,
334
00:16:57,130 --> 00:17:00,970
And you are potentially infringing on
warner brothers' intellectual property.
335
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:02,140
Shut this down.
336
00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,570
I want a different answer.
337
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:04,720
Where's jack donaghy?
338
00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:06,690
No,there's no more
jack. He's dead to us.
339
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,270
Break this down!
Everybody out. I'm sorry.
340
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,190
- Can i say something?
- Absolutely not.
341
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:17,340
The only crime any of us is guilty
of is caring for one another.
342
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,760
Mr. Jordan, who tried to cheer me up,
343
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:24,800
the wonderful actors who tried to
make a young man's dream come true.
344
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:29,500
If there is a law against
friendship, then lock me up.
345
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,540
But if there isn't...
346
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,660
- Then the show must go onward.
- What?
347
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,920
Ken,you did it! You changed her mind!
348
00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:41,090
No,no! No,he didn't!
349
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,430
Stop group hugging. Who does that?
350
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,080
Isn't this great?
351
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,750
We're together.
352
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,630
We're in line to get into a club.
353
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:55,300
I have my glow stick.
354
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:59,510
Yeah. There's no more liz
trying to keep us apart.
355
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,720
No more drama. No more sneaking around.
356
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:07,190
Or recording our intimate moments and
leaving them for liz on her voicemail.
357
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,690
- What?
- You know what?
358
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,640
I really-- i don't think i
even know what this is anymore.
359
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:11,740
I mean,are we boring?
360
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:17,580
Are we some sexless couple that just sits in silence
at a fish place on like a sunday night at 5:00?
361
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:19,050
Because if we are, i will kill myself!
362
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,940
Wh-no! We're exciting.
We're having fun.
363
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:25,090
Yeah? You really wanna have fun,jack?
364
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,650
Yes. Let's do something wild.
365
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:29,810
- You like it when i get naughty,jack?
- Yeah.
366
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,000
Where the
hell did--
367
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:36,680
crazyputty!
368
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:39,390
Hey,g-guy in the really
cool,cool hat has a gun.
369
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,260
- Drop it! Now!
- Has a gun! Has a gun!
370
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,430
- No,no,no,no!
- Has a gun. Run,jack!
371
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,420
- She's crazyputty!
- Run,jack!
372
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:54,450
Well,it's been quite a... Night.
373
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:57,650
And it's been quite a court... Ship.
374
00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:03,330
So by the power vested in me by the state
of new york, i hereby pronounce us...
375
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:06,230
Mr. And mrs. Judge harry t. Stone.
376
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,820
And i may now kiss the bride.
377
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:14,380
Uh-oh,it's almost a full mooon!
378
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:15,380
Yeah.
379
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,140
And as my first official
act as a newly married judge,
380
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:24,450
I hereby declare the new
page uniforms at nbc illegal!
381
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:25,830
I added that.
382
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:29,340
I went upstairs and i told 'em, if
you don't bring back the old uniforms,
383
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:34,200
I refuse to play the role of mac in
universal's upcoming night courmovie.
384
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,410
What's that now?
385
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:38,490
Thank you,mr. Jordan!
386
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:45,440
Are you okay?
387
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,050
Thank you very much.
388
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:53,320
Lemon,real night court is
not at all like the tv show.
389
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,800
- Remember that tv show?
- I do.
390
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,480
I mean, the hookers are not funny.
391
00:19:56,490 --> 00:20:00,850
There's a lot more sickly homeless
people and terrified college students.
392
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,110
Thank you for bailing me out.
393
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,770
Claire threw my wallet
down a storm drain.
394
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,550
Lemon,i'm
sorry i--
395
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,740
i'm just glad you're okay.
396
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,360
Well,thank you for answering your phone.
397
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:16,040
Well,i don't know how to decline a call.
398
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,950
Claire used to punch me in the face.
399
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,870
Lo,lemon,i'm done. I swear.
400
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:27,210
Hey,try this on. That's
a good look for you.
401
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:32,520
You like that? It's yours. A
little,uh, lewis carroll hair.
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