Original subtitles

Itachi I always thought you were just a bumbling idiot but I can't believe you were the culprit laugh it up

Volume one me and Yukiko we're going to wipe that smug smirk right off your face right Yukiko Yukiko

Dickies you'll understand you can go

You can go what about the investigation team what about your friends

Make yourself useful

Welcome to the midnight Channel I hope you're watching you cuz tonight's a very special episode and

Don't bother coming and ruining the fun you just end up as another victim loser

I look ridiculous you're really encourageable you know that but you said

Destiny you wouldn't do it with me anymore and works been really tired and recently and I don't think that just because

Horse little sister sheltered for your degenerate urges

How would you how are you supposed to do it

I got the feeling she wouldn't mind

Just want to reiterate that this seems like a really bad idea don't worry I heard you the first 100 times

Show them that we don't need their help just to fight a few Shadows it would be kind of nice to show off bed

But this really ain't it on this just seems like a good way to get our asses handed to us at my face cheese we can totally

Heads up Futaba we've got company oh boy here we go I don't support as usual knock them dead

What was I doing crap I I don't know

Oh yeah that was it

What's going on

What's going on mute

Like

Ha who are you get a load of these poorly dressed lemurs seem

It seems like a bunch of lipstick loses from where I'm standing nothing like these hung manly Shadows either get naked and spread those

Is it privilege reserved for only our most valued casts the stakes are higher the Thrills are better and we'll be there to keep you company

Not even blow on your text for good luck come try your luck home

Volume to you you wouldn't want to fall to know when you're just getting started who knows you might even hit the jackpot

You boys ready to double down I think

Just because The House Always Wins doesn't mean you can't get lucky

Here I come

Hey

What are you

How does he expect me to

Nobody can see me like this

Oh my God

Oh my God holy s***

Down in the dirt where you belong I should have known it was you imprudent brat

Good morning with Bandits have you no shame when I have the chance

I could say the same to you but luckily I'm far more merciful there is your bonus try

Is it humbling knowing that you've been driven so low by those you thought so little love don't worry you'll be driven even lower than

Lower than this dear Archbishop these men and their compatriots are going to what do you think you're doing it

This insolence will not go unpunished

We can't afford to lose this one all right I know how to kick your butts into gear

How's this yes I'm being serious so I expect you guys to be as well

Is that really what it took to get you guys to shape up I mean of course I'm glad you won but I thought

Cox

I'm only one girl here

You really didn't hold anything back

I better start seeing that same Vigor during practice got it

Come on guys

They don't seem too keen on talking Tommy

And

What sound does babies start both of us as collateral if I didn't say it off

I'm not so sure about that one Nami

Hi there honey

Isn't it great

I want to look my best for the wedding

I invited my friends over to make sure everything's okay

You can keep it a secret

Cancel honey

I must thank you for agreeing to my request

After spotting certain books on our outings I have

I have grown quite interested in human procreation

I understand that humans copulate by inserting their

Throbbing

F*** stick into a

Females

Senseless hole

Until it's hot milk

Floods her uterus

It is customary for the receiver to hold out their hands in a double peace sign motion look up at the heavens and stick out their tongue

As some sort of Prayer

Do a higher being

Like so

And I understand it is

Generally practiced between two individuals who

Care for each other

Very much

I've yet to truly learn what love is

So I would be very grateful if you could teach me one last thing

Dearest guest

I see you so

This is the

Famed weak spot

I have learned that a direct strike on such a thing can knock any males down in combat

I must deny my curiosity for the time being

NF teasing

Now mortal

Witness my very own breasts

Born from the human unconscious as the objectively

Best size

My sisters

Dearest

Can you gain no pleasure from this act but

Regardless

Enough

We have passed page 10 of the book by now and must now move on from the obligatory page filler preamble

Although

That's my books

Generally bigger

Not to worry

Not something one who rules over power cannot fix their we are

Fixed

Please shower me with praise whenever you wish

Bad haven't I

Retribution

I must warn you

I have study the act of sex intimately

You will find I am quite the well versed

This is

Even more

Stimulating then I

Thank you

My dear guests

I'm still not sure what love is but will

We will see each other again

All right that's it for today

You guys are a bunch of big stupid big bullies

Of course we're still on for tonight it's totally

Repeat it

Sorry

You're not too busy are you

Say I sort of have an

See I have a

Tonight's and I'm not going to have much time for my homework

That's so cool

It's so

Homework for me

Sing you like coffee rights

Change of panties

Later for my homework

Thanks for coming all the way out here

I forgot the library would be closed oopsie

Like the outfit huh you got me really worked up earlier

Deal and make this trip worth your while

I'm going to come

Hey hey there

I was looking at your performance this last battle

Well I couldn't help but notice how fantastic your strength grows are could you do me a favor please don't I need you to have a kid with my daughter

You don't have to marry her

Sing a great service to your country and it would only take one night well actually

Gaelforce but it's a 50-50 shot so I can't take that long mom what

Don't think it's fine it's fine I already cleared it with him you did

We can get further boots and battle I can't believe

Now that's a strategy

So this is where the party is meowser hang on their master

This crowd is a little bigger than what I originally agreed to is another maid coming or

Are you naughty boys ready to get this party started

Come on come on come on come on come on f****** harder I'm not the best you've got I got years worth of problems and you loser

I bet you have

With every

I can't

Can't wait for the next

Sessions

A people treating me like a wiggling

Will you be happy for it no more

Were you planning on just watching Senpai you know damn well I didn't sign up for this reason

You thought I called you over here for tea time sit around and talk about boys I thought you

Senpai

Hi

I know you were a s*** f*** you oh I bet you like that

Yeah yeah very experienced

Spell a Protestant

Shuffle granny he'll throw out your back all right that's it

This is

Guess we'll need a few more sessions

Questions I guess

What is the worst idea ever

Come on Makoto it'll be fun no for God's sake on what's gotten into you what's gotten into me is seeing my friend stressing yourself out for college exams we don't even know who these guys are that's the fun part no relation means no complicated feelings

I didn't find anything

Trick or treat

Do you not have any candy Mr damn it that was fast well could you perhaps

Let's treat me with something else then please ignore her we'll be on our way come on no one's going to fall for your dumb Act

Trick or treat

I think this was a productive evening was it seems we still have a few

Trick or treat

I can't wait for next year

Next year

Play a monkey challenge honestly where do you people even come from please

Please stop spreading stupid rumors or I'll have to call the police do you think

Wow you're absolutely

Anal sex

Got it well

Play go somewhere more comfortable

Technique

Perhaps the change in strategy is in order

Give up now and keep your pride

Are you so persistent it's not fair

Please put me

Play Maria landfill

You're not bored anymore

Delete her I really don't know about this well you want to learn how to be more proactive right

More step out of yourself we can go

Go see a movie not trust me I've been