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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:06,958 It's not bad news, Elvira, we're giving you a second chance. 2 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:11,625 So kicking me to the curb is a second chance now. 3 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:15,042 You should be pleased, you're one of the most fortunate 4 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:17,625 since you chose our pre-retirement plan. 5 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:20,667 “Our plan"? What planet are you from? 6 00:01:20,875 --> 00:01:23,542 In a few years, you'll be on the street too. 7 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,125 -Like everyone. -OK. 8 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:27,958 But until then, I'm still your boss. 9 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,125 -So if you have nothing to add... -I do! Firstly-- 10 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,667 I don't have time to listen. 11 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:37,042 If you could please sign... 12 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:42,417 Maybe you need some glasses? 13 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,500 Presbyopia is normal at your age. 14 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:48,458 At yours it's not normal to be such an ass. 15 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:51,917 Now get back to work, please. 16 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,583 You have a few hours. 17 00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:56,250 Don't worry, in my remaining time 18 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:59,708 I'll be sure to return everything the bank's given me. 19 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:02,500 DENIED 20 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,667 Well... 21 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,167 Congratulations, your credit request is approved. 22 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:12,750 -Really? My God. -Thank the central bank. 23 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,125 Please, tell the next clients to come in. 24 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:20,167 I think there's more good news to give today. 25 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:22,250 -Thank you, thank you. -My pleasure. 26 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:37,917 Pepe, quiet! 27 00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:46,333 Hello? Honey! 28 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:50,083 Yes, I'm at home. No, I couldn't find the-- 29 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:51,792 What? 30 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:53,667 Another meeting? 31 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,417 Honey, can you put this in the-- 32 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:02,333 Yes, sure... I will grab something with the kids. 33 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:08,125 Laura, want to eat? I made some tasty beef... 34 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:10,792 I told you a thousand times I'm vegan. 35 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:12,208 Vegan... 36 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,625 -Hello? -I'll be there in five minutes. 37 00:03:21,292 --> 00:03:23,542 We don't have Pilates, right? 38 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,917 No. Today we're getting drunk. 39 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,458 I'm meeting Carmen at the store. Bye. 40 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:41,333 Today you get beef Wellington, Pepe. 41 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:54,042 And you said this is for any wall? 42 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:57,417 Well, not to hang a picture in a nuclear reactor. 43 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,375 OK. 44 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:00,958 One second. We're just finishing. 45 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,042 -Where's Javier? Maybe he knows... -What? 46 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:06,667 I know everything he knows. 47 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:10,958 Sheet metal screws? 48 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,375 -Counter sunk or flat head? -Flat. 49 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,583 Waterproof hot glue sticks? 50 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:17,292 -Clear or color? -Clear. 51 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,917 -Seven or eleven? -Seven. 52 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,083 Riveters? 53 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:23,792 -Pneumatic, accordion, or pop? -What? 54 00:04:24,042 --> 00:04:25,917 Take the standard one, 55 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:27,792 get free rivets. 56 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:31,458 Put in on my tab. I'll pick it up this afternoon. 57 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:33,292 -OK. -See you later. 58 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,458 Look at Billy the Kid. You left him speechless. 59 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,333 Another asking for Javier. 60 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,792 Like you need a penis to be able to sell screws. 61 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,792 Nine-set penis, eleven-set... 62 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,542 Maybe I'll stop by one day. 63 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:50,917 Now that I'm living off retirement, I have time for DIY projects. 64 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,000 What? 65 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,375 You retired? 66 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:56,542 How many years did she lie about? 67 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,583 It's called pre-retirement. 68 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,083 Everyone over 40 is on the street. 69 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,958 -She said forty? -Forty? 70 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,500 I'm rounding, OK? 71 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:07,708 We're just missing the gas chamber. 72 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:09,875 Elvira, I'm really very sorry. 73 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:11,500 That job was your life. 74 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,375 But you'll find something else. 75 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,667 For example, the... 76 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:21,292 You can do everything you've always wanted to and never could. 77 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,083 Close up and let's go. 78 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,333 Hello, Industrial Hardware? 79 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:31,500 Yes, Javier, I'm-- 80 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,625 OK, I'll put her on... 81 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,917 Hi, Javier. I'm closing. 82 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:41,708 What? 83 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,500 What happened to her? 84 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:51,708 What happened? 85 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:54,917 My girl, my girl, María... 86 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:56,792 Carmen! Hurry! 87 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,333 Carmen, Javier. 88 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:23,458 I am terribly sorry. 89 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:27,000 I just want to say that if you need any comfort... 90 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:31,042 Yeah, you already put on your show. Now leave us alone, please. 91 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:35,750 If it were up to me, your kind wouldn't have gone near my girl. 92 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:42,000 Poor dears. How terrible, Jesus! 93 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,500 Well, shall we go? 94 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:48,042 I have a 4 p.m. meeting... 95 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:51,208 No, I'm staying with Carmen a while. 96 00:06:51,292 --> 00:06:54,333 Are you sure? How will you get home? 97 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,167 Here... 98 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:03,042 -Take money for a taxi. -No. We'll drive her, don't worry. 99 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:07,292 Well... 100 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,042 -Where are they? -Here. 101 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,750 We're going together, right? 102 00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:22,083 Of course. 103 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:23,917 Come on. 104 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:10,667 Here, honey. I made you some tea. 105 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,333 -You need to take your pill. -OK. 106 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:19,583 Don't answer it. 107 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,792 I'll see who it is. 108 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,833 Hi, you didn't answer the phone. 109 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:35,667 Carmen, I brought you a homemade pastry. 110 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:37,458 From the "Pastry House". 111 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,708 -Hello, honey. -Hello. 112 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:42,333 I brought you... Look! 113 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:44,792 Broth. 114 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,792 And chicken croquettes. 115 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,042 -And... -Yes. 116 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:53,083 And some... meatballs. 117 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,750 I made a lot. 118 00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:57,042 And also some barbecue. 119 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:59,958 You might have to freeze some. It's a lot, huh? 120 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:02,958 Thank you, Rosa. You shouldn't have. 121 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,417 I appreciate it, but I'm fine. You don't have to stay. 122 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:08,167 Where would we go? 123 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:13,167 I'm a fucking pre-retiree, and she's a boring housewife. 124 00:09:13,292 --> 00:09:14,375 Gosh, Elvi... 125 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:19,667 You can't keep this up, Carmen. We're your friends. 126 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,042 You can vent to us. 127 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,333 We're here to listen. 128 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:28,833 It's just... 129 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:30,250 Sorry... 130 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,750 -Íñigo, honey -You're kidding. 131 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:38,958 Have you left yet? 132 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,708 Yes, I already ironed that shirt. 133 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,083 Would you mind feeding Pepe? 134 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,792 Yes, the cupboard in the kitchen. 135 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,917 It says "dog food". 136 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:56,708 Well... Íñigo, two cups. 137 00:09:56,792 --> 00:10:00,458 Why don't you just tell the dog? He'll find it first. 138 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,875 Forget it, it's fine... 139 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,083 I'll go and feed Pepe. 140 00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:11,958 If it bothers you that much, don't listen. 141 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:15,458 If I could, I would. But you're always on the damn phone! 142 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:16,958 "Íñigo, coming!" 143 00:10:17,042 --> 00:10:19,375 “Today I'll make that omelet you like.” 144 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,833 "Bang me, although I don't want to.” 145 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,667 He really can't wait? 146 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:27,542 Maybe you're jealous no one is waiting at home for you! 147 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,917 Thanks, girls. I feel much better. 148 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:36,042 -Morning. -Morning, Mikel. 149 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:37,708 This arrived from Madrid. 150 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,208 It's warmer, huh? 151 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,625 It seems like it... 152 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,333 -Thanks. -No problem. 153 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,500 -Bye. -Bye. 154 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:26,000 Message from yesterday at 1:25 p.m. 155 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:32,125 Hi, this is Flores Cleaners. We're waiting for you to pick up your coat. 156 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,958 Message erased. 157 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:38,708 Message from Monday at 7:35 p.m. 158 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:44,000 María, it's Pilar, from the adoption agency. 159 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,792 Stop by ASAP. 160 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:48,167 I have good news for you. 161 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,208 Carmen! 162 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:28,375 -Pilar! -How are you? 163 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,542 -Good? -Good. 164 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,375 Sit. And María? 165 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,125 She didn't call. Is she traveling again? 166 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,333 Pilar, I should have come earlier... 167 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:40,458 No, don't worry. I wanted to tell her in person, but it's fine. 168 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,542 Tell her what? 169 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,583 She's all hers, Carmen! 170 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,208 It's official! 171 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:48,625 What? 172 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:53,292 We got the file a few days ago, it's here somewhere. 173 00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:55,500 Here it is! 174 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:58,667 Sorry, Carmen, my mind's racing. 175 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:01,292 We have the tickets ready. 176 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:06,333 -The travel instructions... -Look, Pilar, I have to... 177 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:19,458 My God... 178 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:21,042 Isn't she gorgeous? 179 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:22,333 Yes. 180 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:24,625 She really is. 181 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,500 Do you have your passport? 182 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:28,958 What? 183 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:33,917 You said you'd go with María to the end of the world for her daughter. 184 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:38,458 Vietnam isn't the end of the world, but it is a twenty-hour trip. 185 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:43,292 Look, the ceremony is on the... 186 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,208 Hold on... 187 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,375 April 3. 188 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,792 It's around the corner! 189 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,292 Thi Mai? 190 00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,500 It means “tomorrow”. 191 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:03,750 Why are you showing me this? 192 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:07,708 I don't know, I thought... 193 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:14,375 Javier, Javier... no? 194 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,458 What are you doing? What are you doing? 195 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,833 You're tossing it? 196 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,750 -She could have been our granddaughter. -What? 197 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:28,833 I don't want a granddaughter. I want our girl. 198 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,083 Isn't it pretty? I told you. 199 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,917 If you like it... 200 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,417 No, but did you see the price? 201 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,125 Íñigo would just die. 202 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,708 Then buy it. 203 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,000 Please, don't start. 204 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:55,125 Just because you don't work, doesn't mean the money isn't yours too. 205 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:58,458 -Yeah... -You're always apologizing! 206 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:02,292 Miss, do you have this skirt in a 36? 207 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,417 She said 36, 36. What nerve! 208 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:11,208 Carmen, why don't you try this? It's perfect for San Fermín. 209 00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:12,167 I can't. 210 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,958 I'm saving for a trip. 211 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:14,958 Great! 212 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,792 You're going for a weekend? 213 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,708 To Ávila! 214 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,000 To Burgos? 215 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:21,500 To Vietnam. 216 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,583 What? 217 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,958 -Careful! -Sorry! 218 00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:29,958 Sorry! Oh, my goodness! 219 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,958 -Sorry, sorry! -No, don't worry. 220 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,208 -We'll put it back. -I'd like the bag. 221 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,292 Sorry. 222 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,000 What do you mean you're going to Vietnam? 223 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,583 She was approved. 224 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,958 She got the girl. 225 00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:47,125 But... 226 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,250 Did you tell them María...? 227 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:50,417 No. 228 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,417 -No. -You're nuts, Carmen. 229 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,083 How are you...? 230 00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:57,750 Isn't there a war going on? 231 00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:01,000 -Yes, in the 60s, Rosa. -But they're still commies, right? 232 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,208 Carmen, please. 233 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:04,208 A trip to Vietnam won't fix things. 234 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,042 They eat dogs. 235 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,500 Would you get the girl? 236 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,542 María was her adoptive mother. 237 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,667 I'm her grandma. 238 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,167 No, no, Carmen, honey. You're not a grandma. 239 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,042 Most wait nine months to see their grandchildren. 240 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,917 I've waited two years. 241 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,625 I want to meet her. 242 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,625 What did Javier say? 243 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:26,250 Nothing. He didn't say anything. 244 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,792 You didn't tell him? 245 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,375 You can't go around Vietnam adopting kids, you aren't Angelina Jolie. 246 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:36,083 And you think Javier will let you go that far alone? 247 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,042 Let? 248 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,250 What century are you in? 249 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,458 She's going with me, not alone. 250 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,125 Damnit! 251 00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,458 Elvira. 252 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,917 Wait, I think I'm still... 253 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,500 I'm bad... 254 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:28,667 What's her deal? 255 00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:31,208 She took three sedatives and a brandy. 256 00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:33,667 If not, she wouldn't get on a plane. 257 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,167 How are you? 258 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,958 I only took some valerian. 259 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,792 I mean how are you? 260 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,250 Good... 261 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,625 Really, I'm good. 262 00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:47,500 Rain! Goodbye, rain! 263 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,792 -Rosa! -Goodbye, rain! 264 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,542 She is totally high. 265 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:58,125 By the way, Rosa, what did Íñigo say? 266 00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,792 How did he take it? 267 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,667 Fantastically. 268 00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:05,167 The two of us really know how to communicate. 269 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,042 Honey, I'm going to Vietnam with my friends. 270 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,375 I left some potato salad in the fridge. 271 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,583 Goodbye. 272 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,292 Honey, I'm going to Vietnam with my friends. 273 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,125 I left some potato salad in the fridge. 274 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,625 Goodbye. 275 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:16,250 No, I can't find my passport. I can't find... 276 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,458 Passport. 277 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,792 The passport, she can't find the... 278 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,833 Leave her alone, she'll find it. 279 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,292 María de los Peines? 280 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:45,417 Relax, I said you're a very famous flamenco artist. 281 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,250 And he relaxed a bit. They love flamenco. 282 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,417 I found it! It was right here! 283 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,583 I put it here so I didn't lose it. 284 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,417 She had it. 285 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,583 Thank you. 286 00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:59,250 And the stamp... Olé, olé! 287 00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:03,958 I didn't introduce myself. I'm Andrés. 288 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,208 I'm Elvira. 289 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,958 She's Carmen and Mary Poppins over there is Rosa. 290 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,250 What brings you to Vietnam? Tourism? 291 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,708 Yes, more or less. 292 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,458 Are you alone? 293 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,667 Yes, but not for long. 294 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,042 I'm here to live with my man. 295 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,250 He's worked here for two years. 296 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,625 -Because he's... -Gay? 297 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:34,375 He takes Spanish tourists around Halong Bay. But gay works too. 298 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:35,708 No, it's fine. 299 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:39,250 My daughter has a friend who is... He comes over. 300 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,583 Jesus, Rosa. 301 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:45,375 -Pleasure, maybe I'll see you around. -Bye, bye! 302 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,167 What a nice guy. 303 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,917 You can't tell at all. 304 00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:52,917 Unlike you. You can smell the uptight from miles away. 305 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:03,667 There he is! 306 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,250 Yes, look. 307 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,083 -Hello. -Hello. 308 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,167 I'm Carmen. 309 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,500 -Pleasure. -Elvira. 310 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:11,625 -Pleasure. -Rosa. 311 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:12,583 Pleasure. 312 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,625 How are you? 313 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:14,750 -Good. -Good. 314 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,417 My name's Dan. 315 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,458 Your Spanish is great. 316 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,250 Thanks, yours too. 317 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,292 We just need María. 318 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:24,667 Where is she? 319 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:26,833 No, María can't come. 320 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,208 That's inconvenient. 321 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,958 Everything's ready, look. 322 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,417 María Medina. 323 00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,083 Why didn't she tell us? 324 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:41,208 Because she died in a car accident. But I'm her mother. 325 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,958 I've come for Thi Mai. 326 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,417 But... 327 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,375 -This is... -Very inconvenient, we get it. 328 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:51,958 Can we leave now? 329 00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,042 I'll bite if I don't get a smoke. 330 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,667 -Sorry. -Thanks. 331 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,417 One moment. 332 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:02,333 How long are you staying in Vietnam? 333 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:06,083 Sorry, this is the first time I've packed since my honeymoon. 334 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:08,792 Let's go. 335 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:15,333 Two months ago, he turned four. 336 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,667 -He's gorgeous. -His name's Quang Ly. 337 00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:22,042 He kind of looks like his dad, right? 338 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,583 Have you been waiting long? 339 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:26,083 Over three years? 340 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,833 And five trying with natural methods. 341 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:33,167 But he has lazy sperm that can't reach their target. 342 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,417 Are you going to tell the whole world? 343 00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:37,250 Hello. 344 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,292 Hello. 345 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,708 -How are you? -Good. 346 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,333 -Can you hear me? -Yes. 347 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:45,750 Ladies and gentlemen, we're reaching Hanoi. 348 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:51,583 The second largest city after Ho Chi Minh. The name means “city between two rivers”. 349 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,542 It was named Vietnam's capital after the war. 350 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:59,667 Close to Hanoi is Halong Bay, considered a World Heritage Site. 351 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:03,792 -Yes? -What is "are you sure this is chicken"? 352 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,083 I'll write it later, OK? 353 00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,417 Everything flows here. 354 00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:26,833 Crossing the street, I recommend you go slowly 355 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:29,167 and look the driver in the eyes. 356 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,750 What eyes? Even their brows are covered. 357 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,167 It must be religious. 358 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:36,375 They pray to that fat laughing god, right? 359 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,625 We're going to be on “Hicks Around the World”. 360 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:14,292 Who missed this ass? 361 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,958 José Carlos Martínez? 362 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,292 Hello. 363 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,667 We're off to a great start. 364 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,208 Good morning, guys. 365 00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:14,500 -Morning. -Morning. 366 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:17,125 Lots of bees in your stomach today? 367 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:20,000 You say “have butterflies in your stomach”. 368 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:22,417 Sure. That makes much more sense. 369 00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:24,750 Let's go. 370 00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:29,167 You can... 371 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:34,167 -visit the Temple of Literature. -No, we'll go to the orphanage. 372 00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:38,208 I'm afraid not. I need to talk to superiors and inform them. 373 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:44,125 How will that girl feel when someone comes for the others and not her? 374 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:47,250 If she sees me, she'll feel she has a family too. 375 00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:49,125 No papers, no family. 376 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,792 Dan, give us a break. 377 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:52,500 We traveled 36 hours. 378 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:53,917 From across the world. 379 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,917 And the tickets were steep. 380 00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:56,958 Steep? 381 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,792 Expensive, they were expensive. 382 00:25:58,917 --> 00:26:00,333 Yes, yes. Correct. 383 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:04,500 You paid for the trip and your guide. I'm at your disposal. 384 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,625 But... 385 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,500 Not to go to the orphanage. 386 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:23,958 Ready? 387 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:25,792 What are we going to do? 388 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,500 What any tourist does. 389 00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:30,417 Take a taxi. 390 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:33,292 There's a taxi. 391 00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:39,333 Let's go! 392 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:45,417 No, no, sorry, sorry. 393 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,167 Yes, yes. It's not a taxi! 394 00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:56,667 Carmen this isn't like spin class. 395 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,542 Girls, it's getting away! 396 00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:14,417 Wait, girls! 397 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:15,583 Wait! 398 00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:30,792 I really need to quit smoking. 399 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:14,042 God, what do we do? They'll see us! 400 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,375 Look! 401 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:16,333 What? 402 00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:20,000 No way, I wouldn't be caught dead in that. 403 00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,542 You should have shaved, Manuel. 404 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:44,208 -You'll scare him. -Dear... 405 00:28:44,292 --> 00:28:46,750 Elena, you're making me very anxious. 406 00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:59,750 -What? -Let's go. 407 00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:01,917 Carmen, hang on. Wait for us. 408 00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:05,792 Wait! So small, but so much energy... 409 00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:17,500 Hello. 410 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,750 We're looking for Thi Mai. 411 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,167 Thi Mai. 412 00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:25,917 Maybe that's not how you say it. 413 00:29:26,917 --> 00:29:28,042 "Te Mai"? 414 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:30,333 "Tee May"? 415 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:31,583 "Te Mai"? 416 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,417 "Ti Moy"? 417 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:36,125 -"Ti May"? -You're like a parrot. 418 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:38,625 -Try speaking English. -Yes, yes. 419 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:41,125 We come with Dan. 420 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:42,167 Dan? 421 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:45,083 Dan accompanying the Spanish group? 422 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:46,833 Spanish group? 423 00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:49,042 Over there. 424 00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:50,500 -Thanks. -She understood me. 425 00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:51,583 "Acompañing?" 426 00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:54,500 I think he likes the beard. 427 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:06,333 Hello. 428 00:30:07,292 --> 00:30:10,250 No, no. This is very inconvenient. 429 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,083 You can't be here. 430 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,667 -I just want to see her quick. -No. 431 00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:18,958 -Go back to the hotel. -I just want to give her something. 432 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:49,917 Carmen... 433 00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:53,917 We should go. 434 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,375 I want to see her quick. 435 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,333 Tell... tell... Dan. 436 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:04,125 Tell them I want to see her one second. 437 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,792 One second. 438 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,333 Just one second and... 439 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:09,583 You have to go. 440 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,958 I'm going to the Ministry of Justice. 441 00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:16,958 Then, to the agency to ask about your case. 442 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,500 -OK, I'll come with. -No. 443 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:19,708 I'll go alone. 444 00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:22,875 OK. 445 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,750 I promise I'll do what I can. 446 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:36,542 We'll know soon, Carmen. Dan promised. 447 00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:38,458 We just have to wait a bit. 448 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,625 I couldn't even give her the doll. 449 00:31:44,042 --> 00:31:45,875 Rosa, your phone's ringing. 450 00:31:51,167 --> 00:31:52,125 Íñigo! 451 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,542 Hello? 452 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,708 What do you mean crazy? 453 00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:01,917 How else? With the Visa! 454 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,750 I didn't know the money was yours. 455 00:32:06,917 --> 00:32:11,125 -Hang on, I... Hey, one sec-- -Come back to Spain right now! 456 00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:12,250 Can I...? 457 00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:16,458 I can't hear you! The sound's terrible, distant! 458 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,792 I'll call you! I'll call you! 459 00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:24,000 I don't know how to do it. Now I've dropped my bike. 460 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:27,125 Hey, let's grab a bite. I'm starving. 461 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,750 This is...? 462 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:46,417 Soup! 463 00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:47,792 Rice. 464 00:32:47,917 --> 00:32:49,917 These rolls. 465 00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:51,417 These, too, these ones. 466 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,542 Is there gluten? 467 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:54,000 "Free gluten"! 468 00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:56,083 He doesn't understand. Let me. 469 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,292 Meat, meat, meat. 470 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,250 -Meat. -No. 471 00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,750 No, no meat, OK? 472 00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:02,000 No, cá, cá for me. Sir, cá for me. 473 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,667 -Cá, cá? -Cá! 474 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:04,750 Cá, cá... 475 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,542 You're about to lay an egg. 476 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,125 -I don't want that. -Well, more cá. 477 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,042 -Give them here. -Meat too! 478 00:33:12,167 --> 00:33:14,125 And those veggies? 479 00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:15,667 -The soup. -And veggies. 480 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,208 -There. -Got it? 481 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:19,792 -I'll put this on top. -There. 482 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,708 My goodness, the broth... 483 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,333 I can't take any more. 484 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:28,333 Ma'am. Ma'am! 485 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:31,708 Ma'am, I can't get through, excuse me. 486 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,625 Not even Barbie's ass could fit here. 487 00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:38,875 Isn't there a bigger table? 488 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:43,583 I knew it. All that's left is one fritter. 489 00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,167 How do we eat this? 490 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:48,708 Chop sticks! Chop sticks! 491 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:34,625 You want a trip? 492 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,125 José Carlos Martínez? 493 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:54,583 ...José Carlos Martínez here for any question you may have. 494 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,625 Thanks in advance for... 495 00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:18,667 José Carlos! 496 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,292 Here! 497 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,208 José Carlos! 498 00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:27,708 The size of this bay is extensive. There are thousands of islands... 499 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:29,792 José Carlos! 500 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,417 José Carlos! 501 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Now, just close your eyes. 502 00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:46,958 Close your eyes. Very good. Now breathe... 503 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,542 What's he doing? 504 00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:53,958 ...the millenary scent 505 00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:58,125 of this bay that's one of the seven natural wonders... 506 00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,375 José Carlos! 507 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,667 Wait! 508 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:02,417 Wait! 509 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,667 José Carlos, wait! 510 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:09,250 ...all this here is marvelous, truly impressive. 511 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:11,542 Here, keep the change. 512 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,083 Please, don't let there be sharks. 513 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,500 Man overboard! 514 00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:30,167 Andrés! 515 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,292 What are you doing here? 516 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:36,208 What am I doing here? Rafting, José Carlos! 517 00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,167 I can't talk right now, I'm mid-explanation. 518 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,417 -Going back to... -I deserve the explanation. 519 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:49,167 ...spit out pearls and jade. These gems became these magnificent islets 520 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,708 you can see. Look at them, look. 521 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:52,667 So what? 522 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:58,167 The explanation should be in your mailbox right now. 523 00:36:58,625 --> 00:36:59,708 Excuse me? 524 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:04,708 -This bay measures more than 1500-- -José Carlos... 525 00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:08,125 A wedding invitation. 526 00:37:09,833 --> 00:37:12,958 Hang on, José Carlos, what are you saying? 527 00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:18,000 -I got married, OK? -You got married? 528 00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:21,208 I'm sorry, I couldn't bear telling you and-- 529 00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:24,417 You couldn't bear telling me you lied all this time? 530 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,000 Not from the start. 531 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:29,375 Sorry, that's OK then, what a great guy! Seriously... 532 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:35,042 Knowing I came from Madrid, José Carlos, I left everything... 533 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:41,500 They don't approve of gay marriage here. 534 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:43,208 They stoned them... 535 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,333 Yes, I didn't... 536 00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:48,167 I didn't marry a man. 537 00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,542 Tell me you married a horse. 538 00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:56,292 I'm sorry, maybe I rushed coming out, I... 539 00:37:56,750 --> 00:38:00,417 I don't know what to say. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 540 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,333 -Rushed? -Rushed. 541 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:04,458 -Rushed? -Rushed. 542 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,750 Now maybe you'll rush somewhere else. 543 00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:09,958 -Andrés! -You'll rush somewhere else. 544 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,458 No violence, OK? 545 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,667 I'll rush. 546 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:17,208 But I'm hitting you. 547 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:23,708 Andrés! 548 00:38:23,917 --> 00:38:25,750 Shut up and fight, faggot! 549 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,667 Don't hit me! 550 00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:37,083 Finally! 551 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:38,583 Where were you? 552 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,042 -Is this the agency? -Yes. 553 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,833 -And? -It's not good. 554 00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:43,792 They said to return to Spain. 555 00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:44,917 But... 556 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,250 I was thinking. 557 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:47,792 Come. 558 00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:51,333 -Did you and your husband... -Yes. 559 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:55,958 ...discuss who would take care of Thi Mai if something happened to María? 560 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:57,792 No. 561 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:02,208 A parent never thinks something like that will happen. 562 00:39:02,292 --> 00:39:05,417 In Spain, grandparents always take care of the kids. 563 00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,542 -They don't here? -No. 564 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:09,000 Here we eat them. 565 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:15,708 Sometimes adoptive parents appoint guardians if something happens. 566 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:18,708 If María wrote that down, 567 00:39:19,042 --> 00:39:22,750 I can try to convince the Ministry to look at your case. 568 00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:34,417 Hello? 569 00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:36,958 Javier? It's me. 570 00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:41,250 Javier? 571 00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:43,500 What do you want? 572 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,375 Want to know how it went? 573 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:49,417 It's an international call. It'll be expensive. 574 00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:51,708 OK, yes. 575 00:39:52,167 --> 00:39:54,708 I need you to do me a favor. 576 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,667 I have to show 577 00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:01,958 María named us the girl's guardians. Or at least wanted to. 578 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:05,500 The one who'd know is Pilar at the Madrid agency. 579 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,250 Can you talk to her? 580 00:40:08,083 --> 00:40:09,333 I won't go, Carmen. 581 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:11,208 I won't do any of that. 582 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:15,000 Please, if you don't do it, we won't get the girl. 583 00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:16,750 Well, good. 584 00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:21,250 What would we do with a girl who isn't even our blood? 585 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:23,333 So this is all you'll do? 586 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:27,125 What do you mean? 587 00:40:27,417 --> 00:40:28,875 Now that María's gone, 588 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,708 you refuse it all. 589 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:32,542 Her decisions... 590 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,333 Her wishes... 591 00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,000 Her future... 592 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,417 What future, Carmen? What future? 593 00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:43,167 Our girl's dead. 594 00:40:43,417 --> 00:40:44,833 Yes, but Thi Mai isn't. 595 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:46,917 The girl's real. 596 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,958 I'll do anything to get her. 597 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,375 Great. But don't ask me for anything. 598 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:55,375 You're already dumb enough, I don't have to be. 599 00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:58,167 Oh? At least I'm doing something. 600 00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:01,083 What have you done since María died? 601 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,125 -Carmen, please... -Nothing! 602 00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:05,042 You've done nothing! 603 00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:09,958 You don't get up, go out, go to work, the store's closed. 604 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:13,042 You haven't gone to María's house since the accident. 605 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,417 -For what? -For what? 606 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:16,958 To smell her! 607 00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:20,208 To feel her! 608 00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:26,208 I feel her and feel she's here. 609 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:31,042 I feel I have to be here for her and especially for this girl. 610 00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:33,500 We can't leave her, this girl needs us. 611 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,333 No, Carmen, no. Accept it. 612 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:39,792 You need that girl. It's different. 613 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:59,083 This Cosmopolitan is nice. It goes down like water. 614 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:01,500 Waiter, do you have any snacks? 615 00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:03,917 I can't take it, I'm going to smoke. 616 00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:06,208 -I'll go, too. -You don't smoke. 617 00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:07,917 I don't drink either. 618 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,667 This is a casino! 619 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,292 Want to play some slots? 620 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,458 No, forget it. 621 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:24,125 My neighbor started with spare change and ended up 622 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,583 in prison and her husband foreclosed. 623 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:29,125 What did I just say? 624 00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:33,958 -I'm feeling this Cosmopolitan a bit. -A bit? 625 00:42:34,042 --> 00:42:36,708 If I were her, I'd have drunk all of Mekong. 626 00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:37,917 What's that? 627 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,375 Blackjack. 628 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:40,833 You win by hitting 21. 629 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:43,292 Hit 21, you win. Go over, you lose. 630 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:44,958 Like 7.5, without jacks. 631 00:42:45,042 --> 00:42:47,083 I'm travelling with the AARP. 632 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,292 -One game? -I'm going to smoke. 633 00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:54,000 Just one. Then you can smoke. 634 00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:57,167 C'mon, worldly woman. Ask for some cards. 635 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,542 No more bets? 636 00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,083 What shitty cards. 637 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,708 Is this OK? 638 00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:18,750 Two face cards. 639 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,000 An ace and I win. 640 00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:21,625 Don't get too excited. 641 00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:24,167 The game is random, it's almost impossible... 642 00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:28,250 I can't believe it. 643 00:43:31,167 --> 00:43:32,833 Seven and a half! "Jan Blas"! 644 00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,583 "Jan Blas", "San Blas"! 645 00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,667 Blackjack! 646 00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:38,333 Yeah, you won, you won. 647 00:43:38,417 --> 00:43:39,333 Another round? 648 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,583 How kind. 649 00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:44,583 -You play, I'll be back. -OK. 650 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,250 -No more bets? -Yes. 651 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,958 Please, you won't fix things like that. 652 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:53,000 No? 653 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:57,208 So what do I do? Because I have no idea. 654 00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:58,792 I said this trip was... 655 00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:00,708 Crazy, yeah, I know. 656 00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:02,292 But look, 657 00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:05,292 it's the first I've taken in my life. 658 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:06,458 What do you mean? 659 00:44:06,542 --> 00:44:09,125 I should've learned more from my daughter. 660 00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:11,000 To live! 661 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:14,083 To have experiences... 662 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:16,667 To not be afraid. 663 00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:21,583 Right now I'm scared to death, Elvira. 664 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:27,458 I'm in a country where I can't ask for toilet paper. 665 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,542 I'm thousands of kilometers away from a man who's even more afraid than me. 666 00:44:33,542 --> 00:44:37,042 And I want to run home so badly. 667 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:41,042 And that scares me even more. 668 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:43,417 You know what? 669 00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:48,292 You aren't going anywhere. You still have to give that girl the doll. 670 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,208 Elvira, you're lovely! 671 00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:54,292 Thanks. You're lovely... 672 00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:56,417 Hey, this is also for me. 673 00:44:57,125 --> 00:45:00,542 I've been this close to going to a zumba class now that I have so much time off. 674 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,250 Another ace! 675 00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:08,375 It must be my lucky night. If you had Sevens, I'd make a killing! 676 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:55,792 Yes, the boat... It was my fault. 677 00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:57,292 The boat. 678 00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:01,500 Hitting José Carlos... 679 00:46:03,292 --> 00:46:04,333 But... 680 00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:08,083 I'm guilty of believing in love. 681 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:12,708 Don't give me that look. Write it. 682 00:46:46,833 --> 00:46:49,208 -Good morning, everyone. -Good morning. 683 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:53,000 Where's Carmen? 684 00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:55,958 At mass. 685 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:59,292 She's very devout and found a church nearby... 686 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,500 There was midnight mass so... 687 00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:04,458 -It's 9 a.m. -But 12 a.m. in Spain, right? 688 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:07,125 You're yanking my leg, right? 689 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:10,583 Dan, Carmen needs to be alone, please, understand. 690 00:47:11,083 --> 00:47:13,917 -We'll meet you in two hours. -No, no. 691 00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:17,292 -I can't leave you alone in Hanoi. -C'mon, Dan. 692 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,792 -What could happen? -I'm worried about Hanoi, not you. 693 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:25,833 Alright. 694 00:47:26,208 --> 00:47:28,083 We can meet at Cho Dong Xuan. 695 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:30,875 -What? Where? -The Dong Xuan market. 696 00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:33,167 Thanks, Dan, you're a peach. 697 00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:36,917 You're a peach too. 698 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:40,833 Let's go! 699 00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:44,750 What? 700 00:47:45,292 --> 00:47:47,125 C'mon, let's find that woman. 701 00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:58,750 -What are you doing? -Carmen! Get down. 702 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:01,000 -Get down! -We're meeting Dan, down! 703 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:04,708 -I have to give her this. -How? Throwing it over the wall? 704 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:06,167 -Down! -Get down now! 705 00:48:08,792 --> 00:48:09,708 She's leaving! 706 00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:11,250 My God. Help me! 707 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,250 -What are you doing? -Help. 708 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:15,167 -No, no, no. -Help me. 709 00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:17,500 -No, no, Carmen! -Help. Stand there. 710 00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:18,833 Stand there! 711 00:48:18,958 --> 00:48:20,792 -OK, fine. -Wait, wait. 712 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:23,583 One, two, three! 713 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,917 OK, OK! Hurry! 714 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,542 -Now, now! -Yes! 715 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:32,875 -Keep pushing. -Hang on, she's going to get hurt. 716 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:35,917 -Now! -C'mon! OK, OK! 717 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,083 -Are you OK? -OK, OK! 718 00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:39,542 It's OK, I've got you. 719 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,750 Let go! Let...! No, hold on! 720 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:45,333 -Don't let go, don't...! -Carmen! 721 00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:46,458 Oh, my God! 722 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:49,792 My goodness, Carmen. 723 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:54,542 My shoes! 724 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:55,750 Come on, come on. 725 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,125 -Toss them. -You OK? 726 00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:58,625 -Yes, I'm OK. -Here! 727 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:13,125 We're gonna get deported, Elvi. 728 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:14,625 Maybe, yes. 729 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:29,417 I'm here for your mother. 730 00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:35,583 She couldn't make it. 731 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:42,750 Yes. 732 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,917 Yes. 733 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:49,292 You know what? Your mother loved you very much. 734 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,083 Look. 735 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:05,833 Look. 736 00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:09,333 This is for you. You like it? 737 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:13,125 Look. Look how pretty. Should we add some flowers? 738 00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:14,500 Put them on her head. 739 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,583 Like that. Let's see. 740 00:50:18,042 --> 00:50:19,833 She's gorgeous! 741 00:50:20,792 --> 00:50:21,833 Like that... 742 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:24,667 What will her name be? 743 00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:31,375 Shit, shit... 744 00:50:32,042 --> 00:50:35,958 Carmen! The bird's in the nest! The bird's in the nest! 745 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,375 -The bird's in the nest? -Yeah. 746 00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,375 I have to go, but I'll come back for you. 747 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,667 Take care of the doll, OK? 748 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:46,833 Bye! 749 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:50,917 Run, Carmen, run! 750 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,292 Quick, quick! 751 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,625 Run, Carmen, run! 752 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:54,917 -Run! -Quickly! 753 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,625 They're coming, Carmen! Run! 754 00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:09,625 Taxi! 755 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:13,208 -Are you sure it's a taxi? -It doesn't matter... 756 00:51:35,542 --> 00:51:39,000 Are you sure we're meeting here? 757 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:40,958 That's what I told him... 758 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:42,667 Dong Market. 759 00:51:44,542 --> 00:51:46,750 It really doesn't look like a market. 760 00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:47,917 -No. -Well... 761 00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:50,958 It was the Dong Xuan Market. 762 00:51:51,042 --> 00:51:52,917 What did you tell the driver? 763 00:51:53,042 --> 00:51:55,833 -"Dong", what else? Look... -What's "dong"? 764 00:51:56,083 --> 00:51:57,750 Let's see, "dong". "D". 765 00:51:58,792 --> 00:52:00,125 Rice field. 766 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:02,958 -What? -What the hell, Rosa? 767 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,708 -The taxi's leaving! -Stop, stop! 768 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:08,250 -Stop! -Wait, wait! Stop! 769 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:10,667 -Stop! -Taxi, taxi! 770 00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:13,042 Look what you've done... 771 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:17,000 Sorry. It's my first time fleeing in a Vietnamese taxi. 772 00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:18,292 There are people. 773 00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:20,958 -Hello! -Here! 774 00:52:21,042 --> 00:52:23,458 -They're leaving! -No, no, don't go! 775 00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:29,208 -Well, my Jimmy Choos are ruined. -Hello! 776 00:52:29,875 --> 00:52:31,042 Hello! 777 00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:36,417 Excuse me, excuse me. 778 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,125 Ah, a bug! 779 00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:41,583 Excuse me... How...? 780 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,167 Hanoi? Hanoi? 781 00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:45,667 City center... City center? 782 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:51,375 -What was the market? -The... I don't know. 783 00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:03,250 Truck? 784 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:10,417 Truck... 785 00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:13,375 The truck will take us to Hanoi! 786 00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:54,250 GRANDPA IN TRAINING 787 00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:03,167 For me? 788 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:12,333 It looks like a soup bowl on your head. 789 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,917 This calls for a selfie! 790 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,667 It calls for a slap unless you put that phone away. 791 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:35,458 This is delicious, it must be hare. 792 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,667 I'd love the recipe. 793 00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,083 If my Pepe tried this... 794 00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:40,708 Pepe is my dog. 795 00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:01,417 She's saying it's dog? 796 00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:05,167 Did she say it's dog? 797 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,292 Look, the truck. 798 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:14,167 I just ate man's best friend! 799 00:55:20,542 --> 00:55:21,708 Let's go! 800 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,458 Wait for me! 801 00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:43,250 Dan, when are we going to take a break? 802 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:45,542 Soon. Is the boy hungry? 803 00:55:45,625 --> 00:55:48,625 No, the dad. Yesterday he drank tap water. 804 00:55:48,708 --> 00:55:51,542 If he doesn't go every ten minutes, he starts rumbling. 805 00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:52,583 OK, I get it. 806 00:55:53,292 --> 00:55:56,333 The driver will take you to the restaurant. I'll wait. 807 00:55:56,417 --> 00:55:57,833 -Thanks. -No problem. 808 00:55:58,042 --> 00:55:59,833 Why not share some more? 809 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:09,917 -Here? -Here, we stop here. 810 00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:15,583 Wait, how do I get down? 811 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,417 He hit me... 812 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,625 -This is nuts! -There he is! 813 00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:32,542 Careful. There's Dan. 814 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:36,667 How was mass? 815 00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:41,000 Very inspirational. Right, Carmen? 816 00:56:43,542 --> 00:56:45,250 No luck calling Spain? 817 00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,292 No, Dan, no. 818 00:56:47,542 --> 00:56:48,542 No luck. 819 00:56:49,042 --> 00:56:50,083 I'm very sorry. 820 00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:52,292 -I can't believe it. -Why not? 821 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,125 I have feelings too. 822 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,875 No, no, no... Isn't that Andrés? 823 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,958 You don't say! 824 00:57:02,792 --> 00:57:03,875 Well! 825 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,458 Oh, a cigarette! Great sir, how generous! 826 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:15,875 Next time, bring an ashtray! Asshole! 827 00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:16,833 Andrés? 828 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:21,750 Hello. 829 00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:23,042 -Hello! -Hello! 830 00:57:23,167 --> 00:57:25,958 I'm here performing for a good time. 831 00:57:26,417 --> 00:57:30,292 But here in Vietnam they take entertainment a bit differently. 832 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,500 Terribly! To be more specific... 833 00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:36,375 Are you OK? 834 00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:38,750 No... 835 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:42,875 No, no, no. I'm not OK. I'm not at all OK. 836 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:46,000 I have no boyfriend. 837 00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,500 I have no house. 838 00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:50,667 I slept in jail last night. 839 00:57:52,792 --> 00:57:56,167 And to top it off, I can't cry because this makeup is awful. 840 00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:59,625 It'll get in my eyes and give me pinkeye. 841 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,833 And I can't even afford to buy Kleenex. 842 00:58:04,792 --> 00:58:09,417 Come on, I think we all need a stiff drink. 843 00:58:27,167 --> 00:58:28,375 What did you order? 844 00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:30,917 Ruou dé. Rice liquor. 845 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,625 The typical drink here. It's very strong. 846 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:36,583 No, thanks, I've had enough rice for today. 847 00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:38,000 A whisky for me. 848 00:58:42,042 --> 00:58:43,250 Do you feel better? 849 00:58:44,292 --> 00:58:45,250 Well... 850 00:58:45,667 --> 00:58:48,208 With all the scientific advances 851 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:51,583 there's no way to remove the jerk gene you men have? 852 00:58:51,667 --> 00:58:54,250 No, no. We don't all have that gene. 853 00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:55,958 But you don't count, Dan. 854 00:58:56,833 --> 00:59:00,125 I mean... since you've got those slanty eyes, 855 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:03,708 I don't see you as a man... You have no hair... 856 00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:09,375 Are you OK? 857 00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:10,500 I warned you. 858 00:59:11,333 --> 00:59:12,208 So... 859 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,167 Now what will you do? 860 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,625 It's getting so hot. 861 00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:17,917 Find a job to get back to Spain. 862 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,125 "Exsqueeze me". The "toilet"? 863 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:23,125 I'm broke. With Vietnamese class and the trip here... 864 00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:26,583 But waiting tables isn't my thing. 865 00:59:26,667 --> 00:59:27,542 What's your thing? 866 00:59:28,167 --> 00:59:29,042 Me? 867 00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:30,208 I'm an actor. 868 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:31,708 -Really? -Yeah. 869 00:59:31,792 --> 00:59:34,917 How nice. Have you been on a TV series or anything? 870 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,958 You might remember an ad for a mouthwash called Dentrix. 871 00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:40,917 -No... No. -No, no. 872 00:59:41,042 --> 00:59:45,417 Yeah, it had a narrator with this very deep, manly voice 873 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,167 that said: “Dentrix, wild freshness”... 874 00:59:48,250 --> 00:59:51,125 -Yes, that sounds familiar. -Yes, yes. Yes! 875 00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:53,792 The hand grabbing the toothbrush was mine. 876 00:59:55,958 --> 01:00:00,167 Oh, well... It must not be easy to grab... right? 877 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:06,458 ...I swear I'll be back tomorrow. 878 01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:15,083 As I leave, a kiss and a flower 879 01:00:15,167 --> 01:00:19,833 an "I love you", a caress and goodbye. 880 01:00:21,292 --> 01:00:27,000 It's not much baggage for such a long trip. 881 01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:30,875 The pain weighs on my heart. 882 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:33,708 You were right about the liquor, Dan. 883 01:00:34,792 --> 01:00:37,833 Right now I wish I wasn't. 884 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:42,250 ...where the sun shines brighter every day... 885 01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:53,917 Hello, how can I help you? 886 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:56,542 Well... I really don't know. 887 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:59,083 I'm Javier. María Medina's father. 888 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,458 Javier? 889 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,292 Yes, that's me. 890 01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:06,792 I'm Pilar. 891 01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:10,792 -Step into my office, please. -Thank you. 892 01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:12,458 This way. 893 01:01:23,167 --> 01:01:25,208 -Javier? -Hello? 894 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:28,000 Carmen, can you hear me OK? 895 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,750 Yes, I hear you. What is it? 896 01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:35,542 -Listen. I talked to Pilar at the agency. -God, what a headache! 897 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,458 I must be getting a cold. 898 01:01:38,792 --> 01:01:40,667 Of course, so much humidity... 899 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:43,458 What you have is a hangover, Rosa. 900 01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:47,958 Did she write it down? Something proving she wanted us as the guardians? 901 01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:52,292 I'm sure she wanted it. But she didn't put it in writing. 902 01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:55,458 Pilar can talk to them. 903 01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,667 -She can tell them-- -Carmen. 904 01:01:58,208 --> 01:02:02,417 I saw Pilar call the International Adoption Department in Hanoi 905 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,375 'and they said... -What did they say? 906 01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:09,083 They are cancelling María's application. 907 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:11,208 -What? -Yes. 908 01:02:11,792 --> 01:02:13,208 We've lost her, Carmen. 909 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:15,583 We won't get her. 910 01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,917 We will get her, Javier. 911 01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:23,208 You'll see. 912 01:02:25,167 --> 01:02:26,375 Thank you, my love. 913 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:34,500 What's up? 914 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:36,917 What happened? 915 01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:39,625 Say "khoai tây". 916 01:02:40,083 --> 01:02:41,417 -Hold on. -We have to talk. 917 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:42,542 OK, come here. 918 01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:45,208 Khoai tây is cheese in Vietnamese. 919 01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:49,000 -Khoai tây. -Very good. Thanks. 920 01:02:49,583 --> 01:02:52,083 Where's the International Adoption Department? 921 01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:53,708 At the Ministry of Justice. 922 01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:55,000 Why? 923 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:59,375 My daughter wanted us to raise that girl. That's enough for me. 924 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:02,125 It has to be enough for the Adoption Department too. 925 01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:05,125 -Why is he here? -He's my lover, Dan. 926 01:03:06,208 --> 01:03:07,875 I always wanted to say that. 927 01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:11,667 Hey, I thought they were tourists, not "Grannies Without Borders". 928 01:03:12,208 --> 01:03:14,167 -Carmen, no! -Grannies? 929 01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:16,583 -Pack your bags. -Is that bacon? 930 01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:18,250 You'll return to Spain today. 931 01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,125 That is convenient. 932 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:23,750 Do you realize if we sit back, they'll cancel María's application? 933 01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:25,000 Don't you get it? 934 01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:26,833 Rules are rules. 935 01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:31,333 I don't want you to go and return empty-handed. 936 01:03:31,917 --> 01:03:33,750 I'm already empty-handed, Dan. 937 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:36,125 Since 3 months and 27 days ago. 938 01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:38,042 Please... 939 01:03:39,417 --> 01:03:40,500 This is nuts. 940 01:03:41,167 --> 01:03:42,750 I can't go with you. 941 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:43,750 Why not? 942 01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:46,667 More parents are waiting in Da Lat. Germans. 943 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:49,458 They come, adopt, and leave. No complications. 944 01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:51,542 How can you go alone? 945 01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:53,083 Well... 946 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:56,083 I speak a little Vietnamese, if that helps. 947 01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,417 Him? 948 01:03:58,083 --> 01:03:59,417 He can't help you! 949 01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:00,958 It's even more nuts! 950 01:04:01,042 --> 01:04:05,000 Is it just me, or is there certain reluctance towards me? 951 01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:06,083 That's it. 952 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,167 You're hired. 953 01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:24,750 We'll make it, you'll see. 954 01:04:25,292 --> 01:04:26,417 This way, here... 955 01:04:33,958 --> 01:04:36,708 They said 2nd on the left. That's not right... 956 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,083 Adoptions. Here, here. It's the 4th, the 4th! 957 01:04:47,292 --> 01:04:49,458 What? Did they cancel the application? 958 01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:54,667 He says the information is for the adoptive parents. 959 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:56,583 Well... 960 01:04:57,250 --> 01:05:02,917 Tell him I'm María Medina. There was a problem and I'm here now. 961 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:03,875 Carmen... 962 01:05:04,292 --> 01:05:08,042 These people won two wars, they weren't born yesterday. 963 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:14,792 Tell him I'm María Medina's mother and I want to legally adopt the girl. 964 01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:37,250 To do that you have to start the application over 965 01:05:37,583 --> 01:05:38,500 from Spain. 966 01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:39,625 What? 967 01:05:40,042 --> 01:05:43,292 No, no way. I'm not leaving without the girl. 968 01:05:43,375 --> 01:05:46,750 -I won't! -Girls, use your indoor voices. 969 01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:48,250 Shut up and translate. 970 01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:53,792 That girl has spent her whole life without a family. 971 01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:56,208 Now I am here. 972 01:05:56,292 --> 01:05:58,708 Me. I am here now. 973 01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:02,833 If we start over, how much longer will she spend in the orphanage? 974 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,750 How much longer without someone who loves her? 975 01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:08,042 Sorry, I didn't get all that. 976 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,667 Don't look at the computer, look at me. Look at me! 977 01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,250 Maybe... 978 01:06:17,417 --> 01:06:22,792 Maybe this nice man will change his mind if we give him a few reasons. 979 01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:24,750 What are you doing? 980 01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:42,500 No, no, no... 981 01:06:42,667 --> 01:06:44,500 What are you doing? Let her go! 982 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,667 Tell him... please! 983 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:49,542 -I am Spanish. -Where are you going? 984 01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:51,417 Take me to the ambassador! 985 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,292 -See him? -No. 986 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:29,458 No, but he must be here. 987 01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,125 The Embassy said so. 988 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:36,000 That's him, look! 989 01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:39,792 -Yes, that's him. -Let's go. 990 01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:45,125 Excuse me, I'm going to talk to the Spanish ambassador. 991 01:07:46,917 --> 01:07:48,583 "Espanish Embajador". 992 01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:51,792 What's "ambassador" in Vietnamese? 993 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,167 No idea. I learned Vietnamese to shop 994 01:07:54,292 --> 01:07:56,833 not to speak to every official administration. 995 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,458 He's saying goodbye, he's leaving! 996 01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:12,875 -We need his attention! -How, playing a drum? 997 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,292 We'll lose him. We can't reach... 998 01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:17,250 Carmen? 999 01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:19,125 Where is that woman? 1000 01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:25,125 I can't believe it, she's under the dragon. 1001 01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:29,292 Carmen... Carmen! 1002 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:37,083 We're going to have an international conflict. 1003 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:47,333 What is it? 1004 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:49,417 Mr. Ambassador? 1005 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,542 Juan Peñalver, pleasure. 1006 01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:52,625 Pleasure. 1007 01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:55,625 Can we talk for a minute? 1008 01:08:55,833 --> 01:08:56,875 Of course. 1009 01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:59,292 But how about returning the dragon? 1010 01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:01,292 Thank you. 1011 01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:05,833 I'd love to help. But it's not that easy. 1012 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:09,667 -The girl will be given to another family. -Yes. 1013 01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:11,875 Like it or not, there's red tape. 1014 01:09:12,042 --> 01:09:16,125 I'd love to get that girl out and send her home with you tomorrow. 1015 01:09:16,792 --> 01:09:18,208 But if I did, 1016 01:09:18,583 --> 01:09:22,625 you're not the only one who'd have to flee hidden on a cargo ship. 1017 01:09:23,042 --> 01:09:25,292 You're the ambassador, they have to listen. 1018 01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:26,875 I'm just a public employee. 1019 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,958 They give me a sash and medals. 1020 01:09:30,042 --> 01:09:33,583 They don't teach in Diplomacy the times you have to say no, 1021 01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:35,375 no matter how much it hurts. 1022 01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,208 Is this one of them? 1023 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:39,167 I am terribly sorry. 1024 01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:42,042 If your daughter had died with the girl in Spain 1025 01:09:42,167 --> 01:09:43,417 or had been married, 1026 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:45,125 it would be different. 1027 01:09:45,208 --> 01:09:47,000 -Yes, but... -I can't intervene. 1028 01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:49,083 -Ambassador? -I must go. 1029 01:09:49,792 --> 01:09:51,750 I'm sorry you came for nothing. 1030 01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:54,125 If you need a return trip to Spain... 1031 01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:56,333 No, thank you. We'll arrange it. 1032 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,833 -Good luck. -Thanks. 1033 01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:09,125 -Carmen. -What did he say? 1034 01:10:10,917 --> 01:10:13,500 -I won't get the girl. -Carmen, I'm sorry. 1035 01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:16,167 We knew it was insane. 1036 01:10:16,250 --> 01:10:18,542 It's best we go back to Spain. 1037 01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:21,208 No one said we're going to Spain... 1038 01:10:21,917 --> 01:10:22,792 Yet. 1039 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:25,292 What do you mean? 1040 01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:26,792 I won't get the girl. 1041 01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:29,083 But her husband will. 1042 01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:31,667 Husband? 1043 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:35,167 But María wasn't married, right? 1044 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:45,583 No... 1045 01:10:46,167 --> 01:10:49,333 No, no, no You can't be serious. 1046 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:50,583 Andrés, I mean it. 1047 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:53,708 -It's the only way. -What are you talking...? 1048 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:56,833 You can't ask me to do this. 1049 01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:59,458 -You only have to sign some papers. -Only? 1050 01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:03,500 Remember it was me who spent a night in a Vietnamese jail. 1051 01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:06,292 -I don't want to go back. -No, you don't have to. 1052 01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:08,833 It would be... playing a role. 1053 01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:10,208 Aren't you an actor? 1054 01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:11,792 But a terrible one! 1055 01:11:11,917 --> 01:11:15,000 One who held a toothbrush in his hand. 1056 01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:17,250 Plus, they wouldn't buy it. 1057 01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:19,542 We need a paper, a certificate. 1058 01:11:19,625 --> 01:11:21,708 A photo of us cutting the wedding cake! 1059 01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:23,583 Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 1060 01:11:23,667 --> 01:11:25,125 We'll pay your way to Spain. 1061 01:11:25,917 --> 01:11:27,625 It's not about money. 1062 01:11:28,792 --> 01:11:30,167 No, Rosa, no. 1063 01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:40,417 I came here to have a partner and start a family. 1064 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:43,708 Given my situation, it wasn't very easy... 1065 01:11:43,792 --> 01:11:46,208 We'll be your family. 1066 01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:47,208 Yeah. 1067 01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:50,875 But suddenly having a wife, child, even in-laws... 1068 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:52,458 And the in-laws' friends! 1069 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:53,958 You can see her grow... 1070 01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:56,167 You'll be Uncle Andrés. 1071 01:11:56,458 --> 01:11:58,000 No, no, no... 1072 01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:06,208 -Uncle Andrés? -Yes. 1073 01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:12,250 My parents sure would be glad I was marrying a woman. 1074 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:22,417 But promise I can spoil her whenever I want. 1075 01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:36,625 -Hello? -Javier? 1076 01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:40,708 -It's me. Are you sitting? -Yes, what is it? 1077 01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:42,542 Well, listen... 1078 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:46,125 You don't know what you're asking. 1079 01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:48,000 -I do, perfectly well. -No. 1080 01:12:48,125 --> 01:12:51,000 I don't think so. You want me to forge documents, 1081 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:54,000 break my vows and the 8th commandment. 1082 01:12:54,083 --> 01:12:55,792 You really believe in heaven? 1083 01:12:56,917 --> 01:13:00,708 Of course. That's like asking a mathematician if he believes in Pi. 1084 01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:02,333 Well, I don't. 1085 01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:06,750 The only thing I believe is my daughter is gone. 1086 01:13:07,542 --> 01:13:10,542 And I spent most of her life arguing with her. 1087 01:13:11,542 --> 01:13:14,750 For wanting to study in Madrid, wanting to leave home. 1088 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:19,250 I was so scared to lose her, I never helped or supported her. 1089 01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:22,500 Now I'll help her. 1090 01:13:23,458 --> 01:13:25,875 Her and my wife, here on Earth. 1091 01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:29,958 If heaven does exist, then it's a win-win. 1092 01:13:30,042 --> 01:13:31,917 I understand how you must feel. 1093 01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:34,625 But I can't help you with this. 1094 01:13:34,708 --> 01:13:37,167 Why not? You'd earn a life-long customer. 1095 01:13:37,333 --> 01:13:41,000 I've seen your church and you could use a few souls. 1096 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:45,333 Now it's my fault they have all the Osasuna games during mass? 1097 01:13:45,417 --> 01:13:47,500 Don't you preach "help thy neighbor"? 1098 01:13:47,583 --> 01:13:51,208 I'm the neighbor. I've never asked your boss for anything. 1099 01:13:51,417 --> 01:13:53,208 But now I need your help. 1100 01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:55,333 I'm asking for a favor. 1101 01:13:56,292 --> 01:13:58,000 You buried my daughter. 1102 01:13:59,042 --> 01:14:00,708 Now process her marriage. 1103 01:14:37,042 --> 01:14:39,458 Carmen, the whole file. 1104 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:43,917 -It's here? -Yes, but so is something else. 1105 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:51,333 -I can explain, really. -I can't believe it. 1106 01:14:51,667 --> 01:14:53,833 I called the agency to ask about Thi Mai. 1107 01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:57,250 And I found out María Medina was married. 1108 01:14:57,625 --> 01:14:58,500 Married! 1109 01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:04,583 Please. Do you think I'm stupid? I'm the bottom of the tadpole? 1110 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:05,625 Totem, Dan. 1111 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:06,958 The totem pole. 1112 01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:08,792 You came with lies. 1113 01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,458 And I discover more lies. 1114 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:13,458 You even bribed a public employee. 1115 01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:16,708 For what, 13.50? 1116 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:21,833 And now this... this... 1117 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,208 He's calling me "this"? 1118 01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:26,667 -Excuse me, "this" is me, I have a name. -I said to leave! 1119 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:30,042 -Right now! -No, Dan, he's not going anywhere. 1120 01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:34,042 Andrés is now the legitimate husband, 1121 01:15:34,292 --> 01:15:36,417 the legitimate widow, of María Medina. 1122 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,500 Yes. The papers say that. 1123 01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:40,833 I say something else. 1124 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:43,083 You can't do this. 1125 01:15:43,542 --> 01:15:45,750 You can't do this. Please, Dan. 1126 01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:49,375 I don't want to. But I will if you make me. 1127 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:51,500 Problems for you. 1128 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:53,750 Problems for the girl. 1129 01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:57,375 What problems for the girl? 1130 01:15:57,542 --> 01:15:58,708 Bureaucracy is slow. 1131 01:15:59,458 --> 01:16:02,375 Years could pass without a family for Thi Mai. 1132 01:16:05,417 --> 01:16:07,000 Is that what you want? 1133 01:16:07,167 --> 01:16:08,875 Íñigo? Yes. 1134 01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:10,167 Yes, yes, yes. 1135 01:16:10,792 --> 01:16:12,750 Yes, I'm still in Hanoi. 1136 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:14,792 No, not Hawaii, Hanoi. 1137 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:18,625 Why would I be in Hawaii? 1138 01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,542 Yes, right now I won't-- 1139 01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:23,375 In the closet. 1140 01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:26,167 The other pair is... Look again! 1141 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,167 -Don't yell at me-- -It's not there! 1142 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:30,458 Yes, but-- 1143 01:16:31,917 --> 01:16:32,792 What? 1144 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,792 What, what? But-- 1145 01:16:36,667 --> 01:16:38,292 No... Hey, wait-- 1146 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:40,125 Look-- 1147 01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:42,417 I don't care, do what you want! 1148 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,542 I don't care! 1149 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:46,583 Rosa, honey, what happened? 1150 01:16:47,042 --> 01:16:47,958 Íñigo. 1151 01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:52,958 He said he's cancelling my credit cards. 1152 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,375 It's OK, Rosa. 1153 01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:58,917 We're all leaving. 1154 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,042 -But... -Are you sure? 1155 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,000 Yes. 1156 01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:04,333 Yes. 1157 01:17:08,250 --> 01:17:09,083 Dan. 1158 01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,250 The file. 1159 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,083 Do what you have to do. 1160 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,750 -I'm sorry-- -Goodbye, Dan! 1161 01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:24,917 -Want another? -No, thank you. 1162 01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:28,375 I'm sorry... 1163 01:17:29,458 --> 01:17:31,542 you won't see more of my country. 1164 01:17:31,792 --> 01:17:33,750 I'm not exactly here for tourism. 1165 01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:35,833 Why did you come? 1166 01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:37,500 Why are you here? 1167 01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:38,708 Well... 1168 01:17:39,167 --> 01:17:40,375 To help a friend. 1169 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,333 And for me, I suppose. 1170 01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:45,625 I was a fish out of water in Spain. 1171 01:17:46,458 --> 01:17:47,458 You fish? 1172 01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:48,583 No. 1173 01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:51,958 Where I'm from, they only want young people. 1174 01:17:52,625 --> 01:17:53,708 You're young. 1175 01:17:54,458 --> 01:17:55,542 What are you? 1176 01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:56,875 Thirty? 1177 01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:02,000 That's a great compliment. 1178 01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:03,875 What is a "compliment"? 1179 01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:05,792 Well... 1180 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,208 Handsome. 1181 01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:08,500 Thank you. 1182 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,667 We Vietnamese joke too. 1183 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:18,000 I can see that. 1184 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:19,500 Elvira... 1185 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:21,042 You aren't old. 1186 01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:23,417 My grandpa was old. 1187 01:18:24,958 --> 01:18:27,167 He took care of me when I was a kid. 1188 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:30,708 The war also left many orphans. 1189 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:32,583 Wow, I'm sorry. 1190 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:34,625 It's been just a year 1191 01:18:35,083 --> 01:18:36,417 since my grandpa died 1192 01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:37,792 at 104. 1193 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,125 My goodness. 1194 01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:42,708 -What would I do with all those years? -He fished. 1195 01:18:44,292 --> 01:18:48,833 Every day, Grandpa went fishing for the giant sturgeon in the Red River. 1196 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,917 It was almost as old... 1197 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:53,875 as him. 1198 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,083 Did he catch it? 1199 01:18:56,375 --> 01:18:57,250 No. 1200 01:18:57,875 --> 01:19:00,042 But thanks to that sturgeon, 1201 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:01,792 my grandpa... 1202 01:19:02,667 --> 01:19:05,000 had a reason to live until the end. 1203 01:19:06,792 --> 01:19:07,667 Sure... 1204 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:11,125 Well, Carmen's was Thi Mai. 1205 01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:15,125 That girl was her sturgeon. 1206 01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,000 Hold. 1207 01:19:20,167 --> 01:19:22,042 -Did you see? -Yes, I saw. 1208 01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:24,167 He's gorgeous. 1209 01:19:25,208 --> 01:19:29,083 He's like the 50 Shades of Grey guy, but a bit more oriental. 1210 01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:31,750 No, no. Look what he does with the cards. 1211 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:33,583 How do? 1212 01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:36,625 How does he do it? 1213 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,458 Show me, croupier. 1214 01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:44,583 Yes. Me, a croupier. 1215 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,417 Or designer or chef... 1216 01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:50,958 Whatever. I want my own money, no more asking my husband. 1217 01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:54,167 Don't look at me, it's all her. 1218 01:19:54,542 --> 01:19:55,625 Show, show me. 1219 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:57,458 Try. 1220 01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,667 Well, Rosa... 1221 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:16,333 I'm out, OK? I'm beat. 1222 01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:17,750 OK. 1223 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:27,333 Hey, I'm going to stay a bit longer, to help with... 1224 01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:28,792 translation. 1225 01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:29,750 OK. 1226 01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:03,792 I'm writing to you to express my desire to adopt a girl from your country. 1227 01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:06,000 I'm 26, 1228 01:21:06,750 --> 01:21:09,833 with a stable job and a dream to start a family. 1229 01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:13,167 Maybe because I was lucky enough to grow up in one. 1230 01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:15,042 Small, there's not many of us, 1231 01:21:15,417 --> 01:21:16,750 but with lots of love. 1232 01:21:17,708 --> 01:21:22,333 Maybe that's also why I'd like to give a home to someone in need of one. 1233 01:21:23,667 --> 01:21:26,042 I know I'd be a good mom for that girl, 1234 01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:27,833 because I had the best. 1235 01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:34,125 Mine taught me you have to try to return all the good you've received. 1236 01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:38,417 That's why I want to give my daughter all the love, 1237 01:21:38,833 --> 01:21:41,250 safety and happiness mine gave me. 1238 01:21:42,125 --> 01:21:43,125 And still does. 1239 01:21:45,417 --> 01:21:49,958 With the hope the adoption works out, attached are the documents you requested. 1240 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,417 What? 1241 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:03,917 The card doesn't work. 1242 01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:05,500 He did it... 1243 01:22:06,125 --> 01:22:08,542 -He actually did it! -He cancelled them? 1244 01:22:09,417 --> 01:22:10,292 What a... 1245 01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:14,667 No, no, say it. He's a selfish pig. At home, I'll cut off something else! 1246 01:22:14,750 --> 01:22:16,417 I couldn't have said it better. 1247 01:22:16,667 --> 01:22:17,958 Relax, I've got it. 1248 01:22:18,042 --> 01:22:20,417 -But c'mon, we'll miss the plane. -What is it? 1249 01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:21,583 Where's Andrés? 1250 01:22:25,667 --> 01:22:26,708 Why are you here? 1251 01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:29,667 Making sure we leave? 1252 01:22:33,292 --> 01:22:34,500 What did you say? 1253 01:22:34,833 --> 01:22:36,417 To give you a bigger room. 1254 01:22:38,417 --> 01:22:39,375 One with... 1255 01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:41,042 a girl's bed. 1256 01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:48,417 Oh, my God! 1257 01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:51,667 Oh, my God! Thank you! 1258 01:22:52,708 --> 01:22:54,500 Thank you, thank you... 1259 01:22:58,292 --> 01:23:00,125 Thank you, Dan. But, why? 1260 01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:03,167 Because, when the parents are gone, 1261 01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:05,833 grandparents take good care of kids. 1262 01:23:06,667 --> 01:23:07,542 I know that. 1263 01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:10,208 Thank you. 1264 01:23:10,917 --> 01:23:12,208 -Come on. -Thank you. 1265 01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,875 We have to get to the orphanage. 1266 01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:17,417 Yes, yes, OK. 1267 01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:20,500 Wait! 1268 01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:21,500 What? 1269 01:23:22,167 --> 01:23:23,125 We need Andrés. 1270 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:25,208 Andrés? 1271 01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:26,750 Andrés! 1272 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:30,417 Andrés, wake up. Wake up, Andrés! 1273 01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:33,667 Andrés wasn't Vietnamese, right? 1274 01:23:33,750 --> 01:23:35,792 That's the casino guy! 1275 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:43,958 What are you doing here? 1276 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:46,792 Andrés, Dan's going to help us. 1277 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:49,458 Going to help? Yesterday he wanted to report us! 1278 01:23:49,542 --> 01:23:50,667 I changed my mind. 1279 01:23:51,917 --> 01:23:53,625 You rubbed off on me. 1280 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:55,583 -But we have to hurry. -Yes. 1281 01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:57,625 Why should we trust you? 1282 01:23:57,833 --> 01:24:00,167 Please. Carmen needs you. 1283 01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:02,458 I need you. 1284 01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:03,458 What? 1285 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,500 I'm sorry I was so harsh and didn't see the good in you. 1286 01:24:08,875 --> 01:24:09,875 You're queer, 1287 01:24:10,542 --> 01:24:12,542 but an honorable man. 1288 01:24:19,417 --> 01:24:21,917 Sorry to break this up, but we have to go. 1289 01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:28,542 Carmen, I don't know if this... 1290 01:24:29,083 --> 01:24:31,958 I'm not ready. What's my character's motivation? 1291 01:24:32,667 --> 01:24:35,250 How did we meet? Did we work together? 1292 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:37,208 Who made the first move? 1293 01:24:37,292 --> 01:24:41,167 Breathe, Marlon Brando. Don't pee yourself in there and we're fine. 1294 01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:43,500 Make up whatever you want. 1295 01:24:43,792 --> 01:24:45,958 You just have to make it clear that... 1296 01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:50,583 you got married long after María applied for adoption. 1297 01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:54,375 You were going to send the marriage certificate, but then 1298 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:55,708 the accident happened. 1299 01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:57,875 Why didn't I come earlier? 1300 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:01,083 You were too depressed over María's death. 1301 01:25:01,167 --> 01:25:02,500 -I was sad. -Yes. 1302 01:25:02,583 --> 01:25:03,958 -I got past it. -Yes. 1303 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:07,333 I asked for a few days off. Shit! What's my job? 1304 01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:08,500 Doctor. 1305 01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:09,583 No! Architect. 1306 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:10,625 Architect. 1307 01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:12,542 As a kid, I really liked Legos. 1308 01:25:12,625 --> 01:25:15,083 I shouldn't say I liked dolls, too, right? 1309 01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:21,458 What is it? 1310 01:25:21,542 --> 01:25:22,458 This is Hanoi. 1311 01:25:22,542 --> 01:25:23,583 It's rush hour. 1312 01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:28,625 That way, there! 1313 01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:30,542 No, no. 1314 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:33,375 Not a good idea. 1315 01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:40,833 What's that? 1316 01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:48,083 It's closed to traffic. 1317 01:25:48,375 --> 01:25:49,542 Then we'll walk. 1318 01:25:49,667 --> 01:25:50,542 Or bike! 1319 01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:51,875 I can't 1320 01:25:51,958 --> 01:25:53,542 Well, we can't stay here! 1321 01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:55,167 And we can't reverse. 1322 01:25:56,542 --> 01:25:57,667 Please... 1323 01:26:07,792 --> 01:26:11,167 After everything else, we needed a traffic violation. 1324 01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:12,167 Marvelous. 1325 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:29,875 Dan, what are you doing? 1326 01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:32,833 Something very inconvenient. 1327 01:26:39,333 --> 01:26:40,875 I should've worn glasses. 1328 01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:43,542 Architects are more believable with glasses. 1329 01:27:05,667 --> 01:27:08,667 She doesn't understand the marriage? Did she say that? 1330 01:27:21,917 --> 01:27:23,375 -She says-- -No, Dan. 1331 01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:27,667 I won't do any more paperwork. 1332 01:27:28,167 --> 01:27:29,667 I don't want another child. 1333 01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:31,292 I want my girl. 1334 01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:34,625 -Let me talk. -No, you let me talk. 1335 01:27:38,458 --> 01:27:40,333 They gave that girl to María. 1336 01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:42,583 María is gone now. 1337 01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:45,042 But I'm her husband. 1338 01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:48,417 That makes me the girl's legal father. 1339 01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:53,792 You can't take my girl now. 1340 01:27:55,292 --> 01:27:58,917 From the moment we saw Thi Mai... 1341 01:28:00,250 --> 01:28:03,542 From the moment we had a picture of her... 1342 01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:06,208 We became her parents. 1343 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,042 Her family. 1344 01:28:11,042 --> 01:28:14,083 You can't break up the family now... 1345 01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:17,708 I already lost my wife. 1346 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,833 I won't lose my daughter. 1347 01:28:38,542 --> 01:28:41,500 Now she calls the cops and sends us to Cambodia, right? 1348 01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:42,542 Andrés... 1349 01:29:51,750 --> 01:29:53,917 Oh, my God... 1350 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:59,250 You're here, honey, you're here. 1351 01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:11,250 You're here! Oh, my God! 1352 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:15,375 What? No one has a tissue? 1353 01:30:16,542 --> 01:30:18,000 You did it, Andrés. 1354 01:30:18,292 --> 01:30:19,667 Yeah, well... 1355 01:30:19,750 --> 01:30:21,417 My best performance to date 1356 01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:23,333 and nobody saw it. 1357 01:30:28,125 --> 01:30:29,375 Thank you. 1358 01:30:36,792 --> 01:30:38,083 Now back to Spain. 1359 01:30:38,583 --> 01:30:40,917 Well, my Pepe is waiting for me. 1360 01:30:52,292 --> 01:30:53,333 Guys! 1361 01:30:56,750 --> 01:30:58,250 I think I'm going to stay. 1362 01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:02,833 Here in the orphanage? 1363 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:04,708 No, here in Vietnam. 1364 01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:05,875 What? 1365 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,750 I don't know, I want to do some travelling. 1366 01:31:09,417 --> 01:31:11,167 If Dan wants to be my guide... 1367 01:31:13,375 --> 01:31:15,292 That sounds good, very good. 1368 01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:20,000 But the wedding will be in Spain. I'm not coming back. 1369 01:31:20,792 --> 01:31:22,625 Take care of her for me, OK, Dan? 1370 01:31:22,708 --> 01:31:26,458 She may seem cold on the outside, but she's got a warm heart... 1371 01:31:26,958 --> 01:31:29,042 Yes, she's got... 1372 01:31:29,667 --> 01:31:31,833 the hottest heart. 1373 01:31:35,125 --> 01:31:36,167 Is that right? 1374 01:31:36,583 --> 01:31:38,708 Yes, yes. You said it perfectly. 1375 01:32:06,792 --> 01:32:07,917 Thanks... 1376 01:32:13,292 --> 01:32:15,333 -Hello! -Hello, Thi Mai! 1377 01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:17,125 Hello, I'm your grandpa. 1378 01:32:18,750 --> 01:32:21,167 How are you, honey, how are you? 1379 01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:24,208 Can I have a kiss? A kiss? 1380 01:32:24,792 --> 01:32:27,375 -Thank you so much. -I've cried my eyes out... 1381 01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:33,625 -Come on, I have to get back to work. -Sure, sure. 1382 01:32:35,167 --> 01:32:38,208 Speaking of which, I thought I'd get a job. 1383 01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:40,917 You? Doing what? 1384 01:32:41,417 --> 01:32:42,542 Croupier. 1385 01:32:43,208 --> 01:32:44,375 What? 1386 01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:45,750 Croupier. 1387 01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:48,500 For the love of God! That's ridiculous. 1388 01:32:49,083 --> 01:32:51,125 Plus, you can't even pronounce it. 1389 01:32:51,375 --> 01:32:53,125 It's "croupier". 1390 01:32:53,375 --> 01:32:55,958 You don't have to say it right to do it well. 1391 01:32:56,042 --> 01:32:58,125 You can say "orgasm" just fine... 1392 01:32:58,375 --> 01:32:59,917 That's enough, OK? 1393 01:33:00,417 --> 01:33:02,708 Look, let's go home. 1394 01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:09,375 All we have to discuss are the divorce conditions. 1395 01:33:13,125 --> 01:33:14,250 Hang on. 1396 01:33:19,458 --> 01:33:25,333 You can keep the kids, but Pepe's coming with me. Excuse me. 1397 01:33:32,917 --> 01:33:34,250 Carmen, she said it. 1398 01:33:34,375 --> 01:33:35,875 -What? -"Uncle Andrés". 1399 01:33:35,958 --> 01:33:38,167 -I didn't hear it. -Yes, "Uncle Andrés". 1400 01:33:38,250 --> 01:33:40,625 -Let's hear. -Under pressure maybe... 1401 01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:42,292 "Uncle Andres"? 1402 01:33:42,542 --> 01:33:43,750 Uncle Andrés. 1403 01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:50,875 It's the first thing she said, just saying... 1404 01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:55,417 THI MAI OFF TO VIETNAM 95778