Original subtitles

♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

All boarding passengers -- to celebrate our cruise to Japan,

we're now serving sake and Sushi in the purser's lobby.

[ Speaking Japanese ]

Enjoy.

Yes, you folks are in for a real treat in Japan.

Thank you, Isaac. I'll take it from here.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be sailing

from the port of Los Angeles directly to Japan's

second-largest port right here, Kobe.

-Gopher. -Hmm.

It is not pronounced "kobee." It is pronounced "kobeh."

The "e" is pronounced "eh."

Excuse meh.

It's quite all right.

Anyway... -Oh, please.

Thank you. From Kobe,

we will travel on to the ancient city of Kyoto,

and we will also make a side trip down

to the fabulous shrines in nara.

And both of these, by the way,

happen to be the ancient capitals of Japan.

From there, we'll get back on the ship,

go here to Yokohama, Japan's largest port.

And then, we get off and go inland for a few days in Tokyo.

-Gopher. -Hmm.

It is not pronounced "tokio."

It is pronounced "Tokyo," two syllables, Tokyo.

-Tokyo. -Tokyo.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

From Tokyo, we will then go back to L.A.

It's not pronounced "l-a."

It's not?

It's "la."

[ Laughter ]

I just love our cabin, mother.

Isn't this a beautiful ship? -Yeah.

You know what I like about it most?

-What? -Soon,

you could be rich enough to buy it.

Oh, mother.

Oh, excuse me.

Um, um, I think I got off at the wrong deck.

Is the fiesta deck up or down? -Sorry.

My daughter and I don't know our way around yet.

Wish I could help.

Why don't you ask one of the crew?

Because they don't look as good as your mother.

Oh.

-Uh, I'm Harvey Willis. -How do you do?

Uh, I, uh, hope we'll be seeing each other again.

Definitely.

Wow. This is gonna be some cruise.

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Japanese music playing ]

No, thank you.

The elevator is right over there, Ms. Pearsell.

You're one deck down. -Thanks.

Anything else we can do for you?

Yeah, you can hand me a telegram from my boss,

saying I don't have to go to Japan.

Oh! -Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh, you look loaded down. Can I help you out?

Absolutely.

I'm, uh, bud O'Hara.

Lila pearsell.

Nice to meet you.

Well, you sure got a lot of cameras.

Should've waited till you got to Japan.

You know, you get them there cheaper.

So I've heard.

Oh, you're gonna love Japan.

I'll show you some great places to take photographs.

I've been here before.

Lucky you.

Ah, yeah. So far,

I think I've been pretty lucky.

Hey, gopher! Hey, gopher!

-What? -Wow.

Listen, do you know who's coming on this cruise?

No. Who?

Barney and Gladys Gordon.

That's the dockworker

that won $5 million in the state lottery.

Oh, wow.

I love it when a little guy like this gets lucky.

And then, when I saw the stoplight...

[ Laughs ] ...It's gorgeous.

Let me ask you, Mr. Gordon,

what do you plan to do with the $5 million?

Uh, well, uh, the missus and I are simple folk.

Money isn't gonna change our lifestyle any,

right, honey? -Amen.

Uh, folks, what say we let the Gordons enjoy their cruise?

No more pictures, okay?

-Hey, kid. -Hmm?

Bring it to my room.

-Oh, and, um, kid... -Mm?

Would you send a bottle of champagne to our room, pronto?

Hey, what do you mean, a bottle of champagne?

Make that a six-pack. -Oh, Barney.

Welcome to the club elegant.

-Excuse me. -Yes, hi.

-Uh, we're the Hoffmans. -Hello.

Hi. Can we put something in the ship's safe?

See, my daughter bought this at an auction,

and it once belonged to an ancient Japanese emperor.

-Mother, please? -Well...

Oh, it's magnificent.

It is. Thank you.

It's very valuable,

and I will feel a lot better if it's in the safe.

Oh, I understand.

-Very lovely. -Oh, thank you.

And the silk's not bad either.

I'll have gopher -- he's our purser --

open the safe for you.

Good.

Then I'll find a safe place for my daughter.

Excuse me.

[ Speaks Japanese ]

That's Japanese for "welcome aboard."

Oh, hi. That's English for "hello."

I'm Martha chambers. -Well, how do you do?

I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director.

And this is captain stubing. -Welcome aboard.

-Thank you. -Hmm.

Oh, "Japan today," "history of the samurai."

Looks like you're loading up on information about Japan.

-Well... -First visit?

No, my third.

I teach oriental studies.

Oh, I envy you.

I've always found the history of the orient fascinating.

Oh, if you'd like, feel free to browse.

Oh, thank you.

It's not often the student

gets a chance to carry the teacher's book.

Thank you.

-He's a charming man. -Mm-hmm.

-Is he, um...

Single? Yes.

Available? That's up to the captain.

Oh, Ms. Chambers, you're on the fiesta deck, cabin 342.

Is that, uh, near the captain?

No, I'm afraid not.

Too bad.

I'll give you 50 yen for a map to the officer's quarters.

[ Air horn blows ]

♪♪

Ohayo.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Word from the bridge is that in the last 48 hours,

we've traveled 1,026 nautical miles on our journey to Japan.

To make it even more enjoyable,

we'll be offering exciting illustrated lectures

and movies on the culture of Japan.

Check your Princess patter newspaper daily for times

and locations.

Hi.

Hi.

You have nice muscles when you smile.

Uh, well, you never told me,

what's a nice and sexy lady going to Japan alone for?

Well, your editor says, "go take pictures,"

and you go take pictures.

Didn't want to go?

-Not particularly. -Why?

I think you'll like it if you give it a chance.

What have you got against Japan anyway?

I've never seen my father walk.

I never will.

Oh, uh, world war ii.

Sorry.

So am I.

-Ms. McCoy. -Yes, sir?

Excuse us, please.

Will you return this book to Ms. Chambers for me?

Oh, yes, sir.

Tell her I read it last night,

and I found it very interesting.

Thank her for me, will you, please?

-I will. -Uh, Julie, have you

assigned any of the passengers to my table for dinner?

Well, not yet, sir, but I was thinking...

Well, if she's not busy, I think Ms. Chambers might re...

I'll ask her.

Fine. I'd love to see her there.

Yes, sir.

So tell me, Celia, what brings you to Japan?

Well, can you keep a secret?

A gentleman in Japan's paying for my trip.

No, it isn't what you think it is.

Mr. Yasamoto's paying our way

'cause he's interested in a piece of silk

that joanie owns.

That must be some piece of silk.

Mm-hmm. According to Mr. Yasamoto,

hundreds of years ago, a Japanese emperor

cut a valuable silk artwork into three equal pieces,

and joanie has one of them. -Go on.

Well, when the three pieces are put back together again,

the picture they form

will lead us to the emperor's hidden treasure.

That's some story.

How does this, uh, man in Japan figure into it?

Oh, he's got one of the pieces.

And in his letter, he said we'll meet the owner

of the third piece when we get there.

And when we find the fortune, we'll split it three ways.

Well, I hate to dampen your spirit, Celia,

but the emperor's fortune

could turn out to be like the emperor's new clothes --

invisible.

Hey, I haven't seen you around since we sailed.

I'm -- I'm Ben cummins. -Hi.

Joanie Hoffman. -Hi.

I was afraid my mother

might've scared you away for good.

Oh, not a chance.

The minute I saw you with that beautiful silk artwork,

I knew I had to meet you.

Are you interested in Japanese art, too?

No, just Japanese art collectors.

Can I sit?

Ah, this is the life, huh, Gladys?

Yeah.

Remember the days when we had nothing?

How could I forget?

It was my whole life till Thursday.

-Mr. Gordon? -Hey.

-Mrs. Gordon. -Hi.

You're standing in her light.

Sorry.

-Hey, gopher. -Hmm?

Treat your taste buds to a party, Havana, 15 bucks a pop.

Oh, thank you.

Forget it.

I mean, when's a fella on your salary

gonna afford one of those babies?

Oh, Martha.

The captain asked me to return this to you.

He said he found it very interesting.

Oh. I guess if he found me interesting,

he would've returned it himself.

Why don't you ask him at dinner?

He wants you to dine with him.

He does?

Julie? -Yeah.

I accept.

Late seating dinner

is now being served in the coral dining room.

Our special courses tonight

will include a variety of Japanese cuisine.

[ Indistinct conversations, soft music playing ]

Good evening.

Oh, uh, fella. Here, uh, would you see the missus

and I get the best, uh, table in the house?

Sir, I'm the captain.

Well, then split that with the maître d'.

Thank you, but no thank you.

Oh, 100 bucks doesn't seem to go as far as it used to.

Waiter?

-Hi, Julie. -Oh, hi.

I hope the captain likes my gown

and, um, what's in it. How do I look?

If you looked any better, it'd be illegal.

Well, I guess it's time to forget my oriental studies

and go study the American man.

Yeah.

Vicki: Dad, why do they call this shabu-shabu?

Well, that's because you're supposed to put the meat

in the boiling water

only as long as it takes to say shabu-shabu.

-Good evening, sir. -Good evening.

Sorry I'm late, captain.

Oh, that's perfectly all right, Ms. Chambers.

You're definitely worth the wait.

Everybody, this is Martha chambers.

Ms. Chambers is an expert on Japan.

That's why I invited her to join us.

Um, two orders of toro, two orders of yellowtail

and two orders of salmon roll with quail egg.

You're gonna love the Sushi.

And if I don't?

I'll get you a hot dog.

You ever hear of the expression,

"male chauvinist"? -Yeah.

In old Japan, the male was always dominant,

and there was practically no divorce.

It's tradition.

The man pours the woman's drink,

and the woman pours the man's.

Satisfactory, my master?

I think you'll find the Japanese people

among the most gracious in the world.

Uh, by the way, Ms. Chambers, um,

I almost forgot to ask.

Uh, a friend of mine wanted me to ask about

the, uh, what do you call 'em, the, um, well, you know,

the, um, geisha girls.

Oh, um, well, actually, gopher,

they're never referred to as geisha girls, just geisha.

That's singular and plural.

And, gopher, uh, you can tell your friend

that you have the wrong idea about the geisha.

Oh, in fact, geisha are very respectable women

who are trained professional hostesses.

They date back to the 16th century.

What does "geisha" mean?

Literally translated, it means "talented person."

They're experts in practically everything

and can converse on every subject from sports to business.

As long as they stay out of medicine.

I've got enough competition.

Well, they sound like fascinating women.

I hope we can meet some.

Oh, maybe in Kyoto.

The Japanese cruise people

are going to have a welcoming party for us.

Oh, well, then, you probably will.

Great. I look forward to it.

I wish to propose a toast to Ben and myself for having

the two loveliest dates on this whole ship, uh,

except for you and joanie, of course.

[ Laughter ]

-Hi, folks. -Good evening.

Mm, hi.

So how are the silk twins tonight?

Silk twins?

Well, you and Ben may not look much alike,

but those two pieces of silk you put in the safe sure do.

Uh...enjoy your, um, dinner.

You have one of the other two silk pieces?

Why didn't you tell me, Ben?

Well, I got a letter from Mr. Yasamoto,

and he said to be discreet.

That's what he said in my letter too, Ben,

but the word is discreet, not deceit.

Yeah, joanie. I was gonna...

Hey, wait a... Oh, joanie.

Joanie? -Excuse me.

-I was going to... -No, please.

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen, Konichiwa,

which means "good day."

We're now passing the outer islands of Hawaii.

Get your cameras because you won't want to miss this.

[ Laughter ]

Oh. Oh, Barney...

-Hmm? -Get some mats, huh?

Me?

My getting days are over. -Oh.

-Hey, gopher. -Mm?

$800 for this number, gopher.

For 800 bucks,

it'd be a shame to get even a speck of dust on it.

Can't you get a mat or something?

One mat coming up.

Okay. Here ya go.

Lucky you. You just got our $800 mat.

Now, it just matches your belt.

Joanie.

You're not being fair.

You haven't given me a chance

to explain about my piece of the silk.

Give me one good reason why I should.

Because I don't want to ruin what's building between us.

If you cared about me, you'd be honest with me.

I know. It's just...

I guess I'm just cautious by nature.

Well, maybe I need someone a little more straightforward.

Is that straightforward enough for you?

That's a start.

♪♪

[ Rock music playing ]

Is this the way they dance in Japan?

Little bit closer.

Oh, no wonder you go there so often.

[ Music ends, applause ]

I enjoyed that.

If you enjoyed that,

I've got some other ideas you might enjoy.

All in good time, my dear.

All in good time.

Excuse me.

Well, looks like you and Ms. Pearsell

are hitting it off nicely.

That's only for now, though, Isaac.

She, uh, doesn't like the Japanese.

Uh, you lost me.

Oh, I didn't tell her yet,

but, uh, my father's Japanese.

Oh. Well, that's funny

'cause, uh, you don't, uh...

Look Japanese?

Yeah.

Well, my mother's Irish.

I don't look Irish, do I?

Hey, tell me something, Isaac.

I mean, I'm sure you've ran into this problem.

How do you deal with prejudice?

Well, my situation's a little different than yours.

The prejudice I've had to face

is 'cause of something I can't hide.

Maybe it's better that way.

Oh, I don't know if it's better that way,

but, uh, you meet the problem head-on.

Cheers.

Julie, the captain doesn't know I'm alive.

I don't think he'd notice me

if someone yelled, "woman overboard."

-Oh. -Hi, Julie.

Martha, you're just the woman I've been looking for.

-I am? -Yes.

Could you loan me another book,

one that tells about the geisha?

I'm really fascinated by them.

Oh, sure.

This one should do it.

Oh, why, thank you.

Thank you.

See what I mean?

You want me to yell, "woman overboard,"

and see what happens?

You know, joanie -- thank you.

I -- I'd really like to see

what our pieces of silk look like together.

Maybe we should take a look.

Oh, I think ours is just fine in the safe.

Maybe we should wait, Ben.

It's only two more days

till we see Mr. Yasamoto in Kyoto.

Uh, excuse me for butting in,

but if this artwork is really worth something,

you'd better be careful.

I mean, what do you know about his guy?

People have been known to do funny things

where money is concerned.

[ Radio chatter ]

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

This is your captain speaking.

We have now passed midway island

and the international date line.

For the next hour, we will experience gusty tradewinds

on the upper decks.

Have a nice day.

Barney and Gladys Gordon are driving me crazy.

I asked Barney if he wanted a Tequila sunrise.

-Mm-hmm. -He said, "are you crazy?

I'm not getting up at the crack of dawn to see that."

I know what you mean.

He's driving the passengers away in droves.

Mr. Gordon is telling everybody

that he has a summer house,

a winter house and one for unpredictable weather.

Hey, you guys are not gonna believe what Barney and Gladys

just ordered for an afternoon snack.

-What? -Caviar and ding dongs.

-Yuck. -Yeah, I hate caviar.

Your mother sounds like a great woman.

She was.

What's your dad do?

He's a manufacturer.

Oh. Mine's a lawyer.

He never let his handicap slow him down either.

I mean, you should see the way

he maneuvers that wheelchair around a courtroom.

He's the best trial lawyer there is.

He said it's because he thinks faster on his feet.

I mean, that's the kind of humor he has, too.

So, what's your dad manufacture?

He makes cameras.

He's got a factory in L.A. and one in Japan.

Oh, so, well, no wonder you've been there.

Mm.

How does he get along with the Japanese?

They treat him as one of their own.

Does he speak the language?

Like a native.

♪♪

Harry.

Hi, it's gopher.

Listen, I'm sorry to disturb you so late,

but I can't get into my office.

I think the lock's jammed.

How do I know how it happened?

You're the maintenance man.

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen, Konichiwa.

Welcome to Japan.

We're now docking at Kobe,

the country's second largest port city.

For those who wish to experience

the glory and splendor of Japan's old culture,

take the speedy bullet train to nearby Kyoto,

where reservations have been made for you

at the miyako hotel.

Have a wonderful time, and sayonara.

Captain: Upper crew, stand by on the bow.

Prepare to extend docking line.

Gopher: They call it the bullet train, Isaac,

because it's in and out of here in a second.

We've got to get our luggage on fast.

Isaac: Don't worry.

[ "William tell overture" plays ]

[ Train whistle blows ]

I wonder what that's called.

It's called the otemon gate.

Doc: It's also known as the divine gate.

Uh, north of the structures

are replicas of the first imperial palace,

which was built in 794.

Hey, wait a minute. I'm not going in there.

You probably have to take your shoes off,

and I've got a hole in my sock.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Crowd together.

This is a good picture.

Come, let us take a brief rest.

The geisha awaits.

Geisha?

Well, whatever you say.

You're the host, Mr. Tomchi.

Okay, come on. Let's go.

Okay. We gotta go.

Doso?

Oh, thank you, miss.

Myoshi to you.

Martha?

If it's a geisha the captain wants,

it's a geisha he'll get.

I wonder where they keep...

Doso?

Thank you.

-Toast. -Yes.

Konichiwa. I am myoshi.

How do you do? I'm captain stubing.

Lovely-looking lady.

Arigato. thank you.

And you are very handsome, captain, sir.

Well, Arigato to you, too, myoshi.

May I light you cigarette?

I don't smoke.

May I pour sake?

I don't drink.

You make my job very difficult.

I hope you eat, captain, sir.

Oh, yes.

I still haven't lost my appetite.

Then I will feed you, my captain, sir.

I am here only to give you pleasure.

Well, this is the covered bridge at the heian shrine.

This is where we're supposed to meet Mr. Yasamoto.

-Mr. Cummins? -Yes.

-Ms. Hoffman? -Yes.

Mr. Yasamoto?

No, I was sent by Mr. Yasamoto with his apologies.

He has been detained by business.

With your approval,

he'd like to meet you at the koma theater Plaza in Tokyo,

9:00, Friday morning.

-Better write that down. -I am.

-We'll be there. -Thank you.

Good day. -Thank you.

Good day.

Harvey: I know you're disappointed,

but, uh, maybe it's a blessing in disguise.

Now we'll have some time to explore Kyoto and nara.

Why don't we start with a stroll around the lake?

Okay.

Would you like to stroll around the lake?

-No. -Oh.

I'd rather stay here with you.

-Oh. -Mm.

What do you think? How does it look?

Oh, Barney, like it was made for you.

It's really gorgeous.

Well, you know, you can buy almost anything

here in Japan.

I mean, look at this. Feel it, it's real silk.

-Yeah. -Hi.

-Hi. -Ucla.

What?

Ucla.

Yes.

I've seen L.A.

I've seen New York. I've seen Chicago.

Honey, what are you talking about?

You've never been to Chicago.

The kid doesn't know that.

Ucla.

Oh. Oh, ucla.

No, no, see, uh, we don't talk Japanese,

so, uh, what does that mean?

University of California, Los Angeles.

That's where my brother goes.

This is very embarrassing.

-Well, you should be. -Barney.

[ Japanese music plays ]

[ Women speaks Japanese ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Konichiwa.

Wonderful.

This painting?

His face.

His painting...

Well, with all due respect, you know,

you can't look at his work as you would a --

a European artist or even an American.

The whole approach is different.

How?

Well, he's not so much an observer

of what he paints as he is a part of it.

I mean, the subject, his hand, the brush, his work,

himself, one thing, one essence.

Sounds very profound.

Uh, Japanese are not simple.

Konichiwa, Julie.

Martha! I can't believe you.

How could you have done that,

try to pass yourself off as a geisha?

Huh, it wasn't easy. One of the girls

tried to give me a 20-year course in 2 hours.

Sorry, Julie.

I just had to figure a way to be near him.

Well, no harm done.

I'm just glad it's over. -You're glad?

Ah, good afternoon, ladies.

-Hi. -Good afternoon, merrill.

Martha, you really missed something.

I just met the most captivating geisha, myoshi.

I wish I'd been there, merrill.

It was like a dream come true.

Come on, papa-San.

See ya.

Bye.

If he liked myoshi for an hour,

i wonder if he'd like to have her all through Japan.

Don't you dare.

Uh, repeat, uh, please, uh, my English not so well.

[ Woman speaking Japanese ]

Today, in Kyoto, Princess passengers will see,

among other places, the renge-ji temple,

the nijo castle, with its lovely gardens.

We have a wonderful day ahead of us,

and don't forget your cameras.

Celia: It says here

that the buddhas at the renge-ji temple

are 350 years old.

Wow, I hope I look as good as that when I'm that age.

You are something, you know that?

You're so positive, so full of life.

Well, that's what my husband used to say.

I wasn't so full of life after he died.

But joanie was wonderful. She was a big help.

She really pulled me through it.

-She's a terrific girl. -Mm.

She and Ben are quite a hot item, huh?

Yeah. Too hot, if you ask me.

What if he's planning to steal joanie's piece of silk,

run off to Mr. Yasamoto,

and keep two-thirds of the fortune for himself?

That's what I'm wondering.

You know what else I like about you?

What's that?

Your wild imagination.

Do you know what I'm imagining right now?

Can't imagine.

You're about to kiss me.

Oh, I'd hate to leave that to your imagination.

You'd like it, wouldn't you, if I walked behind you?

I didn't say anything.

But, of course, you approve?

I just pointed it out, babe.

You know, I love you, I think.

I'm glad... I think.

We gotta stop thinking so much.

You're right.

Oh, I just got the greatest picture.

Great!

-What's that castle called? -Nijo castle.

Isaac: It was built in 1603.

Well, I'll tell you, they sure don't make castles

like they used to.

I can't wait to show everybody that new ring I bought you.

-Barney, hold it a minute. -Huh?

-You don't flaunt wealth. -What?

You gotta wait for them to notice it.

It's the class way. -But...

Hi.

-How you doing? -Hi.

-How are you? -Fine, thank you.

Oh, captain, my captain.

Sure is hot.

Anybody mind if I take off my ring?

Oh, you bought a new ring.

Yeah, isn't it gorgeous?

It's beautiful.

Yeah, it's a genuine Pearl, cultured.

For you, Barney, what else but cultured?

Oh, well, cost a bundle.

But I figure, uh,

my tax expert said I should make some investments,

so I thought I'd get the ring, and...

Well, we gotta run. We gotta see this temple.

So you guys have a good day.

-Bye. -See ya, bye.

Barney, you know what I think?

I think we are driving people away

with all of this money talk.

Huh?

And since when do you have a tax expert?

Well, what do you call moe?

-Moe? -Yeah.

Is a tax guy with an office over a barbershop.

He is not an expert.

So what is he?

A barber with a night job.

Julie.

Konichiwa, my captain-San.

Konichiwa, myoshi.

How nice it is to see you again.

What are you doing here?

I stay with you rest of time in Japan.

My services have been purchased

as a gift to you by your friends.

That's wonderful.

What friends?

Uh...uh, Mr. Takagi.

Mr. Takagi has made me very happy.

And you've arrived just in time, myoshi.

Maybe you can tell us more about the nijo castle.

Hai, captain-San.

Nijo castle built by ieyasu, first tokugawa shogun,

to serve as his residence when he visited Kyoto.

Well, myoshi, what exactly is a shogun?

Shogun were warriors, samurai,

who ruled, uh, Japan in the name of the emperor.

So the highest power was the emperor?

Emperor was head of government only in name.

Shogun was military commander appointed by the emperor,

but real head of government.

Shogun very strong, very powerful.

If captain-San lived back in that time,

he would be a shogun.

Really?

Hai.

[ Echoing ] Shogun.

♪♪

[ Speaks Japanese ]

I am general yodoko, aide to prince hodoshi.

The prince desires an audience with the lord Yoshida,

the shogun.

I am the shogun.

Hai.

What do you wish?

Lord Yoshida, I have come to ask for the hand of your daughter.

Which one?

I have two.

These are my daughters.

-Hmm. -Hmm.

Lady norico.

Lady kokugon.

Either one.

He is, uh, very handsome, father.

I pick her. Smart one.

Hai, but it is my desire

that my other daughter, lady norico, marry first.

♪♪

Prince hodoshi desires lady kokugon.

I will defend his choice... To the death.

Uh-oh.

I did not get to be shogun for nothing.

Tall one not bad either.

Tall one it is.

Mm.

Father. I have an [speaks Japanese]

And require the service of the court physician.

Lord haku. Lord haku.

-Lord haku. -Lord haku.

-Lord haku. -Lord haku.

Lord haku.

Huh?

Oh.

It is lady norico.

She does not feel well.

Oh.

Take two herbs and call me in the morning.

The source of my fever

is my love for you, lord haku.

Oh. In that case, take three herbs

and call me tonight.

Mama-San always wanted me to marry a doctor.

Oh.

Ha, doctor a smart one.

But I wish both of my daughters to marry princes.

Oh.

-Excuse me, shogun-San. -Mm.

I have a suggestion.

Why not make the physician a prince?

Good idea, general.

You are a prince.

You are not a bad guy, yourself.

You are a very wise shogun.

And you are a smart general.

Let us leave these lovers and fight a duel.

A duel? To the death?

Aye.

Oy vey.

[ Indistinct whispering ]

♪♪

Oh.

This is my dream.

Vicki: Dad? Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Captain-San?

Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

Uh, let's get moving, shall we?

Myoshi, here, let me help you with some of this stuff.

No, gopher, no, uh, Martha told us

that the geisha has great pride.

I'm sure she'd be offended if we offered our help.

Myoshi.