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[NATASJA LEE, "JUST A LITTLE LOVE"]

(SINGING) Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

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Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little

Give me love

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

A little goes a long way

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just it a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little, give me love

Take me in your arms, oh, baby, tonight

Your loving makes me feel all funny inside

You can make me feel like no one else can do

If you give me just, just a little love

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little bit of love

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

A little goes a long way

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

I don't want your money, honey

I don't want your car

I don't mind, honey

If you're not a movie star

I want sugar, honey

Just the way you are

Give me just, just a little love

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

L-O-V-E

[CHATTER]

Good morning, ladies.

Ladies, ladies, it's all right.

This is our carpenter, Nick Francis.

He did the lovely work on the altar.

Yes.

Your work in the church is excellent, Nick.

But couldn't you be just a little more--

Oh, that's what you get for hiring a confirmed sinner,

Father.

Well, look, at least try not to scare away

any of the other parishioners.

Maybe.

And this might be a good time for you to start

work on that confessional.

Over there?

Oh, that one.

[WHISTLES]

[DRILL WHIRRING]

Sorry.

[WHIRRING CONTINUES]

[WHIRRING STOPS]

Come on.

I have a sin to confess.

- But I'm not-- - It's an emergency.

Yes, but actually, I'm not--

If I don't get some advice right away,

I'm going to commit a horrible, unforgivable act

that really could ruin the life of a wonderful person.

And maybe mine too.

Wait, you shouldn't actually be talking to me.

Oh, my gosh.

You can tell that I'm not a Catholic.

But I just really need to tell somewhere

about my erotic fantasies.

Your what?

Erotic fantasies.

Please continue, my child.

I have these urges for men.

Yes.

Well, just today, I saw this guy and I wanted to--

I cannot tell a priest that.

Well, if it helps to bring you peace

to share every detail, please, don't

hold anything back, my child.

[WHISPERING]

And do you have these urges for every man you see?

Practically.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave the--

right now.

The etiquette of the confessional

is for the priest to leave first.

If you could just hold on for one minute.

No, please, please.

Don't go.

I just-- I need help.

Well, help comes in mysterious ways.

Something may happen in the very near future

to alleviate your torment.

But I haven't even told you the most shocking part yet.

Perhaps I could stay a little longer.

I'm getting married in three days.

My fiance, Andre, is a Catholic.

He does not believe in sex before marriage.

No.

Oh, I guess you don't either.

But I'm getting really tired of waiting.

Well, you say your wedding is in three days.

Three days, when in theory, you could have wild sex

with the next man you meet.

In theory, yes.

But you see, that's the problem.

I mean, I'm not fantasizing about Andre.

I'm about to pledge that I will spend the rest of my life

with one man, sleep with one man for the rest of my life.

And I see these other guys, and I just can't help

but thinking, gee, I wonder what it would

be like with him or him or him.

Understandable.

No, no, it's not.

It's a sin. - I don't know.

Sin is a bit of a strong word.

Lust.

Christ, Oh my.

I mean, I have to go.

I have to go.

Listen, listen, we haven't finished.

You know, maybe you could give me your phone number,

and we could discuss this further over a drink of coffee,

obviously, tea.

I couldn't impose on you.

Impose-- (MOUTHING) please.

Thank you.

I feel better already.

You know?

I think I'll be strong enough now.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

For our wedding night.

Come on, Vanessa, you're not entering a nunnery.

You're finally getting laid.

I know.

I just don't want him to think I'm the kind of woman--

You don't think she's going to go in and proposition that guy,

do you?

No.

No.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Excuse me.

There was a priest here a while ago.

Do you know when he'll be back?

Actually, I--

It was you.

I recognize your accent.

You must be wondering why a priest is dressed like this.

Well, it's to do with our Attract Teenagers

to the Church Outreach Campaign.

You should see the monsignor's purple hair.

What a great idea.

I'm the one with the lust problem.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

I know you're busy, but I think

that you said you might be able to provide further counseling.

Yes.

I believe I can be of a service to you.

You have no idea how happy that makes me.

Me too.

In fact, I'm willing to work at it until you find

complete relief, even if it means working the entire three

days and nights.

You're almost a saint.

Why don't I come round to your place tonight?

That would be fantastic.

I live-- you make house calls, it's great.

I live at 325, Prince Avenue.

9 o'clock.

I don't know if I can last that long.

- Let's make it 7:00. - Great.

How do I look?

I've got a hot date tonight.

That outfit could be a bit of a turnoff.

I don't know.

I think black suits me.

Like, the way it says, trust me.

It also says one a hell of a hard lay.

You know, the most beautiful, sexiest girl I've ever seen

told me she's desperate for sex, and then

invited me round to her place.

That sounds too good to be true.

Yeah.

Well, she does think I'm a priest.

Ah.

But I don't think that's a problem.

STEVE: You don't?

The fact that she's getting married in three days could be.

Could be.

But if I sleep with her, I'll actually be doing her a favor.

Sleeping with a woman who thinks you're a priest

and is about to get married is doing her a favor?

It's obvious. STEVE: It's obvious.

I'm perfectly happy with a one-night stand.

Yeah.

A one-night stand always makes a woman happy.

She can have a final fling with me,

acting out all her wild sexual fantasies, you know?

I don't mind.

STEVE: You don't mind?

She'll get it out of her system,

and then live happily ever after.

That almost makes sense.

Hmm.

I just wish I had one of those pope hats, you know?

Pants on or off?

No, Mom.

I cannot have this conversation with you right now.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Come in.

You're being unreasonable.

I have to hang up.

Bye.

Father Nick.

I still can't believe you gave up your evening

to come and talk to me.

Well, you don't call yourself self-sacrificing for nothing.

Now where should we start?

Come in.

Can I offer you a drink?

Wait, I guess you don't.

Except on Sundays.

Let's just get straight to those lustful thoughts.

Now, I've found with my many parishioners

that a little physical contact makes them feel less alone.

Yes, that is comforting.

Very comforting.

Perhaps you could move the burden from your small shoulders

unto mine if you speak openly about your fantasies,

holding absolutely nothing back.

I mean, give me the details.

This is so embarrassing.

Well, a doctor can't make you better unless you

tell him your symptoms.

Right?

OK, well.

Like I was saying before, I'll see a guy,

and I'll just want to--

Tear off his clothes with your teeth.

Yes.

Yes.

There's that.

And then we're both--

Naked.

And then--

And then?

And then--

And then?

My engagement ring.

Can you see it?

Close.

I think I've got it.

My ring.

Sorry.

Yes.

Surprise.

But now these gifts are especially for your honeymoon.

VANESSA: Thank you.

So sexy.

You look a lot like a guy my roommate used to date.

I never met him.

She showed me some snapshots.

But her name is Liz Appleton.

His name is even Nick.

Well, you know, as the Bible famously says, small world,

isn't it?

I didn't know that was from the Bible.

Yes.

Yes, it is.

Corinthians 7:11.

Thus began a world of smallness.

Yeah.

She said they had sex all the time.

This guy was like so hot.

Maggie.

No, no, girls.

It's fine.

Talk as if I weren't here. It's your party.

What else did she say about him?

Actually, he dumped her for her best friend.

What a creep.

Yeah, an absolute scumbag.

Maybe he didn't know the other woman was her best friend.

I mean, that could have been incredibly bad luck.

I mean, you meet someone in a bar, you don't say to them,

can I have a list of all your best friends in case

I'm sleeping with one of them?

No.

Maybe the relationship wasn't going well.

Except the physical side.

Maybe the poor guy was just looking for love.

Aren't we all just looking for love?

Maybe not all of us.

Who wants cake?

Cracking Beaujolais.

Bye.

Are you sure he's not just some cute guy

that you dressed up as a priest so that Andre

wouldn't get suspicious?

He's an angel.

Go home.

Bye.

If you leave the church, my number.

VANESSA: Drive safe.

Bye.

Did you write these books?

Yes.

God, I feel so guilty.

I mean, if Andre knew, he would be crushed.

I don't know, we're all human.

He's probably having the same fantasies himself.

Oh, no.

Not Andre.

He's incredibly moral.

Not to mention generous, and kind, and smart, and--

No one's that good.

Andre is.

Well, you're obviously in some sort of denial.

[DOORBELL]

Excuse me.

He's probably some sunken chested,

sniveling little rat, not to mention seriously undersexed.

Probably about four foot tall.

No brains.

Hello.

I'm Andre Reed.

Nick Francis, Father Nick Francis.

Father Nick has been giving me some spiritual counseling

before the wedding.

That's wonderful.

What church are you with?

I would say a priest is with all churches

in a profound sense.

I met him at St. Andrew's

Oh, the cathedral downtown.

I've never been there.

Good.

It's a good church.

Fine church, very holy.

Where did you study?

Pardon?

Where did you study?

Oh, I've taken a vow of silence about that.

Excuse me?

What, I did rather well at priest school.

And it was a very prestigious one, so as an act of modesty,

I vowed never to tell anyone where I studied.

[LAUGHS]

I've never heard of anything like that.

Well, you know, I like to keep my spiritual standards as

high as possible, not this newfangled holy means

playing kumbaya on the guitar.

No, no.

I'm much more of a nail-me-up-on-the-cross

kind of guy.

[LAUGHS]

Wow.

That's great.

Hey, I just wanted to thank you for helping me.

I didn't help you as much as I wanted to, Vanessa.

I had such high hopes.

I guess the important thing is that I

can make it to my wedding day without sleeping

with another guy.

So we've achieved our goal, right?

Yeah.

Would you-- would you come to the rehearsal tomorrow?

I don't know.

I have other parishioners.

Of course, I'm being selfish.

I just thought that if I did have

any last minute pangs of lust that you would be there for me.

Maybe I can free up my schedule.

You try and be holy.

It's not easy.

Another tequila, please.

There's a whole lot of honeys out there, Nick.

Are you sure this one's worth so much effort?

She's beautiful.

So horny.

She must have some faults.

No.

Not that I've noticed.

See that blonde, I bet she's better than Vanessa.

Not even close.

Vanessa's got this special quality.

I've never understood the word radiant.

But the blonde isn't getting married in three days.

[SOFT MUSIC]

[BELL RINGS]

[CHATTER]

Father Nick.

Welcome to my house.

It's-- it's big.

Well, when Bill Gates told me that my software idea was

the most brilliant thing he'd ever seen,

I had to do something with all the money, huh?

Do you know Father Edward?

Come.

This is Father Nick, the priest I was telling you about.

Yes.

Yes, Andre mentioned that you're at St. Andrew's.

I know Father James there very well.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh my.

I just remembered.

I have another appointment.

I have a funeral.

Yes, it's a good job I'm wearing black.

I must run.

Father Nick.

Father Nick.

Hi, can you come upstairs for a minute?

I need the last rites.

There's another priest downstairs.

You're not dying, Mom.

My heart, it's fading away.

Beat.

Beat.

Be-- please, Father, the last rites.

We're not even Catholic.

You know why I'm dying?

My daughter drove a stake into my heart.

I did not.

We really need some emergency family counseling here.

Yes, actually, my speciality is pre-marital counseling.

You have a specialty?

Yes.

Everyone's waiting.

Who's giving the bride away?

I don't have anyone.

Father Nick can do it.

Father, right?

Would you?

Well--

I'd be so grateful.

Do you know what, I would love to.

[ORGAN MUSIC]

I used to think about my wedding day

when I was little, walking down the aisle in my father's arm.

You all right?

Yeah.

Just happy, I guess.

At least I've got you.

I can't believe we just met yesterday.

I mean, I feel like I can tell you anything.

That's because you're a priest, I guess.

[PRIEST CLEARS THROAT]

Father, I-- I think I'm supposed to be standing there.

Sorry.

Yes.

Sorry.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today

to join in holy matrimony--

I can't do this.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Probably for the best.

Wedding is off.

No more wedding.

Wedding's bad.

There must be a reason.

I'm the wrong person.

That's the reason.

My girlfriends are wonderful people.

Maybe you should propose to one of them.

OK, wait here.

Wait here.

It's not like that purple satin bridesmaid

dress won't come in handy.

I just don't understand it.

I mean, they seem like the perfect couple.

Don't you think so, Father Nick?

Who knows?

Hmm?

Who knows?

The human heart is full of surprises.

Father Nick.

I thought maybe Father Nick could help.

Andre, I want to tell you something.

No, no, no, no, I can explain everything.

I want to elope now.

I love you.

I love you.

Are you sure about this?

Positive.

Well, you've obviously been having

second thoughts about this man.

Not about Andre.

About me.

Well, this is a little unusual.

But if it's what the bride and groom want--

It is.

Father, is there a phone I could use?

Yes. Right through there.

Oh, yes. The marriage.

Yes.

Well, we'll get right on it here.

We'll-- we'll-- have you got the rings?

Yeah.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello.

Steve, I've done something stupid.

I know, you've disguised yourself as a priest to trick

a woman into sleeping with you.

NICK: No, no, no, no, worse than that.

Worse?

I've fallen in love with her.

We were standing in front of the priest.

And it was like suddenly, I wanted him to say do you,

Nick Francis, take this woman?

And then her fiance pushed me aside as

if I'm an absolutely nothing.

Nick Francis in love.

Are you sure about this?

I'm sure.

Well, at least, it was only the wedding rehearsal.

We still got two days to break up the engagement.

No.

They're getting married right now.

I guess you lost this one, buddy.

Tough break.

Let me talk to him.

I've been in exactly the same situation.

I wouldn't have thought it was that common.

40 years ago, I fell in love with a beautiful woman.

Who are you?

She was engaged to someone else.

Did she think you were a priest?

Maybe not the exact same situation but similar.

The night before the wedding, I decided

honesty was the best policy.

I told her my true feelings.

She called off the wedding, married me instead.

Honesty.

Now there's a thought.

That's beautiful.

So everything turned out great.

No.

Her fiance bought a shotgun, tried to kill me.

My leg still hurts on rainy days.

And the lying bitch was frigid.

Nick!

Nick, are you still there?

Honesty is the best policy.

Andre, can I have a word in private, please?

Why, Father?

The younger priests have a whole new way.

It's a new generation.

Hands on.

Right.

So, Andre, there's something I'd like to speak to you about.

Andre, you can't marry Vanessa.

Why not?

I can't tell you.

I'm confused, Father.

Why can't you tell me?

Because she confided the reason to me in the sanctity

of the confessional.

And my lips are sealed.

So I think the best solution to this little problem

is for you to trust me, call off the wedding,

and don't tell her that I said anything.

I'm sure if it's important, Vanessa will tell me herself.

Let's play charades.

Charades?

Charades.

That way, I wouldn't be telling you anything.

Father, I've never heard of anything like this.

I just think that, you know, as a priest, sometimes

it's better for me to put the greater

good ahead of a little teensy weensy little bit of a good.

But the sanctity of the confessional, Father--

six words.

First word, uh, um, you're riding a bicycle.

You're swinging a rope.

You're swinging-- you're slapping somebody.

You're wiggling your--

Father, I don't know.

You're kissing the air.

You're-- you're kissing the air.

You're-- um, oh, you're looking at your fingernails,

fingernails, you're looking at your-- you're nearsighted,

farsighted, dancing, dancing.

You're Hawaii.

From Hawaii.

Hawaii.

No.

OK.

Opposite.

Opposite.

Boxing.

Boxing.

Boxing.

You're very-- you're strong.

You're strong.

You're-- you're strong.

You're spitting.

You're strong, you're spitting you're very manly, very manly.

Man, you're a man.

You're a man. Opposite woman.

You're a woman.

You're a woman.

You're a small woman.

You're a woman.

You're a she.

She, she, two words.

Second word, yeah, second word.

Sounds like-- sounds like you're crawling on the ground.

You're crawling on the ground. You're a dog.

You're a dog.

You're a dog, chasing his tail.

You're-- you're playing the piano.

You're being eaten alive by--

you've got ants on you.

You've got ants, ants, ants.

You've got ants sounds like ants, whence she whence--

she went-- she wants, she wants.

Third word.

Two, two, two, two.

She wants two-- fourth word, second, two syllables.

First syllable.

First syllable.

She wants to-- and you're like-- oh, you're

like a mother kissing the baby.

Kissing.

Kissing the baby.

No, she wants to fly.

She wants to fly.

She's a fairy.

She's a-- she's a-- she's eating candle wax.

She's wants to-- eating candle wax.

She's--

[MIMICS BUZZING]

You're a Japanese airplane.

[MIMICS BUZZING]

A fly.

She wants to fly.

No, she wants to fly.

She wants to fly.

She wants to-- she wants to-- a bee.

She wants to be--

she wants to be-- she wants to be--

second syllable.

She wants to--

[GROANS]

Father, I hate to say it, but it looks an awful lot like--

an org-- she wants to become--

fifth word.

Hey, she wants to become a--

sixth word.

Final word.

Final word.

She wants to become--

she wants to become an egg.

There's a fly around her head.

She's-- no, she's she wants to become a holy person.

She wants to become the world.

Opposite, opposite.

She's-- you're showing your bum.

You're showing your bum to people.

Oh, you're lifting your-- you're a stripper.

You're a stripper.

You're opposite of a stripper.

Opposite of a stripper, you put your clothes on.

You put your clothes on and you pray, you pray.

You're a Buddhist monk.

You're a fat Buddhist monk.

Jesus.

A nun?

Yes!

She wants to become--

she wants to become a nun?

I've been ditched.

Ditched is such a harsh word.

Why don't you think of it as being set free?

He won't even tell me why.

Well, you wouldn't tell him why you called

off the wedding earlier today.

I was too ashamed.

So it was the lust problem.

It's bigger than you realize.

My family has hereditary lust.

It's in the genes.

Your mother seems to have it under control.

My father.

NICK: I thought he passed away.

My mom kicked him out six months ago.

He had a wandering eye.

Hands.

Other things.

And you think you've got the same problem?

Yes.

But with your help, I do think I could make a marriage work.

It's only been 24 hours.

You're right.

I probably wouldn't have lasted much longer.

Have you considered the possibility that God was

trying to give you a message?

God wanted me to have an affair right before my wedding?

That seems unlikely.

Maybe he was trying to tell you that Andre is the wrong man.

Maybe somehow, this whole thing was a way for God, fate, call it

what you will, to get you to meet the right man

under amazing circumstances, circumstances

that you will look back on one day,

laugh about, tell your grandchildren.

Vanessa?

[GIGGLING]

Father Edward explained to me that it's very common when

people are first exposed to a new religion

to get a little carried away.

He assured me that Vanessa's case is nothing more than that.

I was so relieved.

Sure you were.

Although you were wrong on this one.

I really appreciate your concern.

You're a credit to that collar, Father Nick.

You will be at the wedding the day after tomorrow, won't you?

Mmm.

Father, are you all right?

I'm fine.

Would you like me to get a doctor?

No.

But if you're suffering.

I'm not suffering.

Maybe this is a test.

Maybe God is trying to find out if I'm as

worthy as the Good Samaritan.

It's not a test, OK?

If I leave you, I could be dooming

myself to eternity in hell.

Bless you.

Now fuck off.

Hey, there's a sick priest here.

Right here.

The priest!

He could be dying!

Hi, Mom.

You never give me grandchildren.

I mean, I might have seen this coming if you were Catholic.

[LAUGHS]

What are you wearing?

I was going to fix you up with Mrs. Layton's niece.

She was such a lovely girl.

But not if it's going to cost you your career.

That's why I'm doing this.

This has nothing to do with Mrs. Layton's niece.

No, it's got nothing to do with Mrs. Layton's niece.

I'm doing it because I'm in love.

She's getting married in two days.

So you're a priest, and you're getting married in two days.

Nick, you know that--

She's marrying someone else.

You've lost your mind.

My son has lost his mind.

On the bright side, I might get grandchildren after all.

Of course, I might need a little remedial schooling.

I will give you grandkids someday.

The men you date, I don't want to see what kind of evil spawn

they breed.

I haven't lost my mind.

I met the perfect woman.

She's beautiful, and so hor--

So whore?

And she's a thing for priests?

Well, call me old fashioned, but I think that's--

Shes' not a whore.

She's bright, and funny, and what's the point?

I've lost her.

Tell me, Sandy.

Is it something I did?

Yeah, Mom.

It was everything that you did.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

FATHER JAMES: Something wrong, Nick?

Uh, no.

Just destined for a life of misery.

Ah, romantic troubles.

Have you ever lied to a woman to try and get her into bed,

and it all kind of backfired and you--

I guess not.

And just how did it backfire?

I fell in love with her.

But now, I mean even though she's marrying another man, I--

I don't know how to tell her that I love her.

She thinks I'm somebody else.

Well, what kind of a lie did you tell her?

Let's change the subject, Father.

Oh, no. Come on, Nick.

Come on.

Can't be all that horrible.

What did you do, suggest that you have a lot of money

or a big car, a really impressive job?

The last one.

Well, now you have nothing to be ashamed of.

You are an artist, all right?

Now, the parishioners are really raving about your work.

Thanks, Father James.

I was so afraid I wouldn't find you.

I'm going to go and take my coffee break now.

Hello.

I'm Father James.

Hi, Vanessa Sinclair.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I have to ask you something.

It's about my wedding.

Vanessa, me and Father James have a little bit of business

to finish up.

If you could just wait one minute.

You must be the woman Nick has been telling me about.

Now, I don't think you know the whole truth

about this young man.

Why don't we do this sometime next week, do that brunch thing,

you know? And I'm really busy today.

I'm going to come right out and say it.

Now whatever he may have led you to believe,

the truth about Nick, he's the finest

carpenter I've ever known.

Carpenter?

Yes.

And think what that means, he can take a rough piece of wood,

something that most people would walk past without ever noticing,

and then he shapes it into an object of great beauty

that brings joy to the rest of the world.

I understand now.

Jesus was a carpenter.

That's true.

And we're all just rough pieces of wood

until God and the church shape us into beautiful works of art.

Uh, why, yes.

And so you're right.

Our friend here is a wonderful carpenter.

I had never thought of priest as being like carpenters before.

Father James, always a sucker for a metaphor.

I have to confess, I came here to ask you a favor.

Great.

Whatever, I'll do it.

You're such an incredible person.

I haven't even told you what it is yet.

I want my father to give me away at the wedding,

even if my mother never speaks to me again.

I mean, I know what he did, but he's still my dad.

The thing is, I'm kind of scared of going over there alone.

Would you mind wearing your priest clothes?

He might be more apt to listening to somebody who looks

like a spiritual authority.

Actually, they're at home.

Great.

I'd love to see where you live.

Great.

This is not what I expected.

Research.

Research?

I spend most of my nights reading the Bible, Jesus wept.

But I can't do my job well if I lose touch with the life

of the average sinner.

I guess that makes sense.

I get so tired though, all that raunchy

rock music and X-rated videos.

But as I said the name of the game is self-sacrifice.

You're nothing like I expected a priest would be.

No, that's a compliment.

I'll get my robes.

They're in their special place of honor, of course.

It's great to be with you.

It's great to be with you, too.

I mean, with you, I can be honest.

Most guys would take advantage of this situation

if they know how I just wanted to drag

a man to the nearest bed and--

Vanessa--

Is that a tattoo?

What does it say?

It's really embarrassing.

I underwent the excruciating pain

to actually embed in my skin like a crown of thorns,

a slogan that would constantly remind me

of the evil that is in one's own heart

that we must wage a battle against.

Amen.

You know, I'm not so sure that this is a good idea.

I mean, my mom would be so humiliated if my dad came

to the wedding with some bimbo.

Oh, come on.

What are the chances of that happening?

I'll be right back.

Don't you dare get out of that bed, hot stuff.

Hi.

Hare Krishna, right?

Maybe you could save me a trip to the store.

You wouldn't happen to have a spare condom, would you?

And that's what marriage is, fidelity, right?

I totally agree.

Absolutely, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Pardon?

Shit-hinky-dinky-doo.

It's-- it's an old Hindu prayer, which means that when you meet

the right person, all others must be forgotten, like

the leaves of another summer.

Nick.

Nick is that you?

No, no.

You're a priest?

No, I don't believe it.

You of all people.

Actually, I've always had a spiritual side, Janice.

I just didn't flaunt it.

Oh, my god.

This feels so weird.

I mean, just to think that I had the hottest sex of my life

with a priest.

That's just too kinky for words.

You know, I was thinking about maybe

giving you a call sometime, having another go at it.

But I guess, under the current circumstances, that

would be out of the question.

Yes, it would.

Well, you sure are full of surprises, you little devil.

Well, not devil.

Although in the old days, that sure would

have been the word for it.

Should have known him then.

Oh, you're not one of those trendy nuns in street clothes,

are you?

No.

Well, let me tell you something,

he sure showed me heaven a few times.

Janice was exaggerating.

I mean, some--

I figured it out.

What?

Why you said you'd counsel me, why you came to my home,

why we've been spending all this time together.

Vanessa, this is not-- this is not how it looks.

I thought a priest would have led

too sheltered a life to understand

what I have been going through.

If I hadn't met you, I probably would

have slept with another man and had to call off my wedding.

Do you know how upset Andre would have been?

And it's really important that you marry the right person.

Andre, he will understand, you know, a little bit of time.

And--

My girlfriends are throwing me a bachelorette party tonight.

I was a little worried about it, to be honest.

You know how they can be.

Vanessa, can we talk?

No, we don't have to.

That's what I'm trying to say.

I hear you.

I just have to put other men out of my mind and focus on Andre.

His friends are throwing him a stag party tonight also.

I don't have the slightest fear that he'll

cheat on me with another woman.

Nick. Nick.

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.

Just wait.

This way, they won't think you're a hooker.

OK, he likes his women to be very demure and moral.

Why did I pick you?

Mom, would have been better.

Just go.

You're perfect.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Anyone home?

We met earlier today.

Oh, yeah.

You're that hare Krishna guy.

I thought you were involved with Mr. Sinclair.

That old man?

Get real.

He's got the apartment upstairs.

So my little girl's getting married tomorrow?

Yeah.

She didn't invite me.

Well, it's my own fault. Men are such idiots.

Do we ever want to grow up?

We see a beautiful woman, before you know it

telling one lie after another.

You end up all alone.

But what about all the women?

It was only one woman.

It only lasted one night.

Irene wouldn't believe me.

I'm not blaming her.

Once you tell one lie, and the crazy thing is the sex

wasn't 1/10th as good as it was with Irene.

God, I miss her.

Come to the wedding tomorrow.

If I'm not welcome--

Well, I'll go round to Vanessa's

and explain everything.

Even if Vanessa will forgive me, Irene won't.

Get your suit ready, and I'll pick you up in the morning,

and we can talk to Irene together.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Father Nick.

Father Nick.

I'm so glad you're here.

It was terrible.

My friends took me to this club with male strippers.

And they paid one of the guys 20 bucks to torture me.

Mm-hmm.

His name was Toro the Love Stud.

And he stood right in front of me.

And he went like this.

Who could resist that.

I don't know.

Nick, now I can't stop thinking about sex.

I know what I should do.

I should sleep with someone.

You should?

Yes, yes.

For Andre's sake.

I love him.

But I wonder if Toro's still there.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Vanessa, Vanessa, listen to me, listen.

You're drunk.

It's not a good time to make decisions.

You're right.

Toro is not the right kind of guy.

I need to find someone who will never tell anyone.

Vanessa, look, I want to--

oh, my god.

I want to, but I can't.

It's just not right.

It feels right, doesn't it?

Rip my clothes off, baby, 'cause I'm ready for love.

I'm ready.

It's pretty good.

I always wanted to be in a rock band, you know?

Like The Carpenters.

They're great. OK, OK.

No, no, OK, do it again.

Do it again.

Do it again.

So rip my--

Rip my--

Clothes off--

- Clothes off-- - Baby.

Baby.

'Cause I'm ready for love.

[LAUGHING]

No, you got to get the moves though.

The moves.

Oh, no way.

So rip my clothes

Off, baby. 'Cause I'm ready for love.

You want to try?

No, I can't.

I can't.

I can't do that.

I got too many bones.

Steady, wait.

Rip my clothes off baby, 'cause I'm ready for love.

Wait.

Whoa.

OK, OK, you do it.

You do it yourself.

Do it again.

Do it again.

Do it again.

It's like--

Rip my--

Clothes off, baby.

'Cause I'm--

[SNORING]

Wait, whoa.

Wait, whoa.

Hey.

[SNORING]

[DISTANT DOG BARKING]

[WHIMPERS]

I slept with the priest the night before my wedding.

I'm really sorry about this.

Vanessa.

This didn't happen, OK?

Even if the pope grills me, I'll deny everything.

But it's great that this happened.

Vanessa, I'm not really a priest.

I was only pretending to be one.

Don't question your faith because of what happened,

all right?

You were born to be a priest, Father.

I think you can call me Nick.

Just tell yourself it was like a saintly act.

You know, you were coming to the aid of a needy parishioner.

I'm a fraud.

I was never a priest.

You're not a fraud.

All right, you're a fine priest.

Just don't have a spiritual crisis because

of something that's my fault.

Vanessa, I'm trying to tell you, I'm in love with you.

Taxi!

I'm going to marry Andre.

I am.

And you, go back to being holy.

We'll never see each other again.

Vanessa, Vanessa.

Hey, hey, hey.

Didn't go so well then?

Please, just tell her that Andre fell in love with you

last night.

No.

Sorry, Nick.

Did my best.

I have to get to her before she marries Andre.

Andre is not a fool.

You come running in an hour before the wedding,

desperate to see Vanessa, don't you think that he

might get a bit suspicious.

You're forgetting, I'm a priest.

It's easy to forget.

It's not like you were a priest last week.

Luck.

- You have to come too. - Why?

You have to distract Andre so I can be alone with Vanessa.

Ah, the pizza delivery girl crashes the wedding.

Just say you're my date.

You're a priest.

Right.

I forgot.

I told you it's easy to forget.

We'll think up something on the way.

But take your own bike.

I've got to pick up Vanessa's dad.

So you're a priest and a taxi service?

Come on!

God, he might not even remember me.

I didn't realize your brother was a priest.

Yeah, we're all very proud of him.

I need to speak to Vanessa.

Oh, shit!

It's a very progressive wing of the church.

[LIGHT MUSIC]

Hi, St. Andrew's Cathedral.

Hi, hello.

I'm calling on behalf of father Edward from St. Matthews.

We're trying to find a priest who's name

is Father Nick, would you--

oh, he's here.

Yeah. Thanks, anyways.

What?

Who am I talking about?

Hello. Hello.

Yes. Yes.

This is Father Nick.

The service next Sunday, 9 o'clock, I'll be there.

Just enjoy your golf.

Yes, bye.

Father, Father Nick, we're so glad you're here.

I've been looking everywhere for you.

And I wonder if you could--

Listen, I have to go and find Vanessa.

Wish her the best of luck.

Father Nick, we're just--

[CRASHING]

How could you bring that man here?

Do you know what that man did to me?

I think there's some confusion on the subject.

Oh, you mean he denied cheating on me,

and you believed him.

Do you men always stick together?

If there is one thing I taught my daughter,

it is never trust a man who lies, never.

Yeah, I suppose lying is quite hard to forgive.

You bet it is.

If a man lies once, how can you ever believe him again?

But, you know, there must be lies, and then there's lies,

there's-- I slept with somebody else.

So I lied lies.

And then I went to sleep with you, so I lied lies.

Lying is lying.

I don't know much about the Bible.

Well, of course, I know about the Bible

but the point is it has a word or two about forgiveness.

Tom made one mistake.

One?

It was probably going on for years.

You know, he's got no reason to lie to me.

Well, maybe he lied to you so that you would lie to me.

That's the way liars think, isn't it?

You wouldn't know.

You're a priest.

No, no, no, I do.

I do.

I do.

I understand.

You know, I can see where you're coming from.

I do.

You know the hardest part?

When it happened, I was still dizzy in love with him.

And I was stupid to think he still

felt the same way about me.

Look, let me go and find Tom.

He'll explain everything, explain the truth.

Tom.

I can't believe you missed your hairdresser's

appointment this morning.

What were you doing?

I just forgot, OK?

OK, OK.

Just relax.

Now how-- how's that?

OK.

Well, I know I'm not a professional hairdresser.

But it's not that bad.

Get out of here.

You can't just run away from me.

Father Nick.

Didn't tell Andre, did you?

Tell Andre what?

Of course I didn't tell Andre.

If he sees you here, he'll get suspicious.

Suspicious of what?

Look, I just want to talk.

Talk about what?

I will never talk to you.

I can explain.

Go away now.

Please!

OK, now, I am dying to hear what he has to say.

I love you.

Don't say that to me.

Well, you know, last night, it wasn't just about--

I don't remember last night.

So there.

Of course you remember last night.

You can't forget last night.

This is the best wedding I've ever been to.

And it hasn't even started yet.

I'm not speaking to you again until I am safely married.

[DOOR SLAMS]

You have to take over the service.

Father Nick, I keep sneezing and coughing.

Oh, your cough's not that bad.

I'm going to ruin the ceremony.

He's refusing to do it.

Oh, come on, Father, surely if you can substitute for somebody

who's playing golf.

Andre, have you met my sister?

Sandy!

Oh, she's wonderful.

She's very funny, very calm, very quiet.

Have we met somewhere before?

You know, she does have other clothes.

Really, she does.

Have I mentioned in the church choir.

Really.

Actually, no.

I'm in a band.

We're called She-Devils in Heat.

[LAUGHS]

She's such a kidder.

Have I mentioned her sense of humor?

Father Nick, please, I have a temperature of 103.

Listen, why don't you two kids go

off and get to know each other?

That's great, before the wedding.

Thank you.

I beseech you, Father Nick.

Listen, you know, I have a very good reason for refusing

what you're asking me to do.

I mean, really, I do.

It's very-- I'll do it.

Father Edward, I think we're ready to begin.

[SNEEZES]

Are you OK?

Father Nick will be doing the ceremony because I've--

I'm so cold.

Oh, I love this.

Wait a second.

Who's going to give you away?

I've got it.

Toro.

Stop it.

It's OK.

Your dad will give you away.

[CHURCH ORGAN MUSIC]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

I'm a little nervous.

This is-- this is my first wedding, just like it's

Vanessa's first wedding.

But hopefully, it won't be the last for either of us.

OK.

We are gathered here today under the eyes

of the big fella to witness the union of Andre and Vanessa.

And in lieu of the last few days,

I have cometh to know this fine couple.

And I feel I know Vanessa particularly well,

and therefore would like to dispense

with the traditional ceremony and instead

begat a few words from my own heart,

or maybe a little lower down.

Because I feel that a topic that abides in all of our minds

at a time like this is lust.

And verily, let us say unto one another

what is lust, why was it begat?

Lust is a curse that women suffer too,

despite what my mother told me, although suffer

may be too harsh a word.

Is it possible that lust has had a bad rap?

Because verily I say unto you, there are two kinds of lust.

There's the blush in the pants lust, you know?

Sleep with the secretary lust, Toro lust.

And that's wrong.

But human, I mean, if we weren't supposed to feel it,

why did the big fella give us hormones, right?

Yes. Yes.

I see a few nods at the back there.

Yes.

Show of hands, who's sorry they slept with a tramp?

Come on. Show your hand.

Don't be afraid.

OK.

Well, fine.

Let's play it coy.

Play it coy.

But I can tell you know what I'm talking about.

But no, today, I want to talk about the other kind of lust,

the Old Testament lust, because verily, I say unto you, have we

really felt the full power and glory of lust.

Yes.

Yes.

I believe I'm having a revelation.

Perhaps it comes to pass that lust is

a way of telling ourselves of--

of an everlasting truth.

Because what if we feel an almighty lust for someone

we think we doth not love, not Toro lust, with a kind of lust

you're still going to feel after 30 years of marriage?

Maybe your body is turned our mind to something

it does not want to hear.

And if we refuse to listen, if we refuse to open our hearts

and minds to this eternal truth, we

could find ourselves damned forevermore to that everlasting

hell of being lonely.

I think I've made my point.

Marry us.

What?

Are you sure?

Yes.

Andre Reed, do you take this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife and whatever, et cetera, amen?

I-- I do.

And, Vanessa Sinclair, do you take this man

to be your lawfully wedded husband in sickness, in health,

and et cetera, et cetera.

Amen.

I do.

Well, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

The rings.

The ring, the ring.

The rings.

Do the ring thing.

Come on, Andre, the ring thing.

Yes, well, I now pronounce you husband and wife again.

[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

Where are you going?

Tried my best.

It's over.

She's married now.

Well, she's not.

You're not a real priest.

I forgot about that.

Come on.

You distract Andre.

I'm going to go and get Vanessa.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Andre, congratulations.

Father Nick.

Sandy, Nick's sister.

Vanessa, nice to meet you.

Well, I can't say I agree with everything

you said in your sermon.

[LAUGHS] But I appreciate your filling in at the last moment.

My pleasure.

It's always a pleasure.

Now listen, you know, I know you haven't got much time

and we have to leave soon.

So well, Sandy here, she's got a few questions-- well,

I'll let her explain.

Vanessa, can we have a word?

Yes.

I would like to speak to you alone.

Pardon me.

I love you.

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

So what was it you wanted to say?

Yeah.

Do you want to come and see my band?

So, listen, good news is the annulment will

be much easier than you think.

That collar or not, you are still

the most despicable human being I've ever met in my entire life.

What happened to the sanctity of the confessional?

Hmm?

You practically announced to everyone out there that I've

been lusting after another man.

I think that most people appreciated the universal nature

of my sermon.

You could have ruined my life.

That I saved.

Listen to me.

I'm not listening to another word you say.

Come on, you promised that you would talk

to me after you got married. This is it, now.

I changed my mind.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going on my honeymoon.

But--

I hate you.

NICK: Vanessa.

[UP-TEMPO MUSIC]

Father Nick.

Andre, I was just looking for some tablets.

I have an absolutely awful headache.

In the bathroom.

Would you mind?

I'm feeling a little bit dizzy.

There you go.

Thank you.

Could I have a glass of water?

Of course.

[CHATTER]

But I'm sure you can understand and glad,

and we decided to wait until our wedding night.

I've taken a lot of ribbing from my buddies.

But I used to be pretty wild.

And I think it got kind of cheapened, you know what I mean?

I said to myself, the next time, I wanted

to be sure it was forever.

I am going to have one hell of a honeymoon.

Thank you.

Been a long day.

Hope you're not too tired.

No, no.

I'm not tired.

Andre, Vanessa.

This is where you're having your honeymoon?

What a coincidence.

I booked a room here about a month ago, you know,

a little sabbatical, meditation, yoga, water.

Father, if you don't mind, we'd just like

to check into our room now.

There you go. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Oh.

This is nice, isn't it?

I'm so glad I decided to keep you company.

I think I'm going to stay here all night long.

Father Nick, we're getting a little tired.

Of course you are.

What a day, your wedding, then the reception,

then the drive here.

And I bet both of you didn't sleep much last night.

Vanessa, I'm sure you tossed and turned for hours.

Andre's trying to tell you that we'd like to be alone.

Me too.

And that's why I came up here to spend

some nice, quiet time alone.

We'd like to be alone now.

Vanessa, we don't want to be rude.

Go away.

You mean you want to be alone together?

Yes.

Of course you do.

It's your wedding night.

But, you know, as a priest, I would

like to give you some advice.

I find that couples who postpone the consummation of the marriage

have a much better track record.

That first night, a little bit tired and irritable,

well, things never really live up to expectations.

But if you wait a day, a week, a month, a year, fireworks.

How about a game of Parcheesi?

No.

How about chess, blackjack, Crazy Eights?

[DOOR SLAMS]

Spiritual crisis.

No.

No.

No.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

Father Nick, hotel priest.

Just checking for evil spirits.

Everything seems to be fine.

So sleep well.

At last.

Aren't you getting into bed?

There's something I should tell you first.

Vanessa, if it's about your past, I don't care.

Whatever either of us did before this night is irrelevant.

But I really think that I should tell you.

There is nothing that would make me change my mind.

But this one particular--

No.

All I want is to finally make love to my wife.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Father, this isn't a good time.

How did you get in here?

I'm possessed by the devil.

That's why I wouldn't leave earlier.

I'm terrified of being alone.

Vanessa, you look great.

Andre, please come back to bed.

Please, Andre, you don't know what kind of nightmare this is.

Father, I don't think you're possessed by the devil.

Then why did I give that sermon on your wedding

in defense of lust?

What priest in his right mind would do that?

Well, you're a little eccentric.

Look, what I did to myself yesterday.

Maybe you're going through a time of doubt.

But the devil?

[SPEAKS IN DEMONIC VOICE]

What did I just say?

I don't speak Spanish.

It was devil talk for "you are my slave."

Please help me fight this monster.

Hello, can I help you?

Sure, one second.

It's kind of fun, isn't it?

Seem to be doing all right, Father.

Sure.

No.

They all speak Japanese?

Yeah.

Hi.

(JAPANESE ACCENT) I speak a little bit Japanese.

I think I'll get back to Vanessa.

But what if Satan returns?

Well, maybe it wasn't the devil.

Maybe it was just the shrimp in your salad.

[SPEAKS IN DEMONIC VOICE]

Lucifer, Satan, destroyer of the souls.

The darkness.

Beelzebub.

Beelzebub.

Beelzebub.

Mr. Beelzebub?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Of course.

What just happened?

Maybe it's a little more than indigestion.

I'll stay a little longer.

You're a nice man.

Not really.

You're giving up your wedding night

to be with a complete stranger.

Well, anything to ward off the prince of darkness, huh?

I must look like a fool sometimes.

That's a pretty normal occurrence,

in cases of demonic possession.

Have you ever really been in love?

So in love you would do anything?

You find yourself doing things you can't believe

but if it gives you a chance, the tiniest chance,

and it's worth it, even if the whole world

thinks you're a complete fool?

It's your move.

[EERIE MUSIC ON TV]

It's been so long thinking about my honeymoon.

Never thought I'd be spending it with a priest

possessed by the devil.

You know, Vanessa must be wondering where I am.

This might be a good time for me to go check on her.

Get out of me.

[GIBBERISH]

I will never leave you.

You need some help there?

[GIBBERISH]

[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Would you like to see a menu?

Oh, no.

That's fine.

I'm just-- just looking for someone.

Why are you doing this?

Because I love you.

I don't care.

Yes, you do.

You love me too.

Oh, yeah, I always told my girlfriends,

one day, I'll meet the perfect guy, one who wants to be pope.

Listen to me, I am married to Andre.

You said he doesn't light your fire.

I never said that.

Yes, you did.

The night before last when you-- - Don't talk about that night.

But it was the best night of my life.

I don't even remember it.

Yes, you do.

You remember every second of it, and you always will.

I don't remember anything that happened

after the stripper shoved his underwear down my dress.

I'm going to go find my husband.

Look, Andre's a great guy, but you don't love him.

You love me.

I'll be back later.

No, I will come back later, my lawfully wedded husband.

Actually, there's something I should tell you about that.

Vanessa, I'm so sorry.

Father, excuse me.

I wondered if you could do us a little favor.

This couple want to get married right away.

They have the license.

The banns have been read.

But they had a little fight.

So she came up here to be alone.

He followed her.

They sorted out the misunderstanding.

Now they just want to get married

and go on their honeymoon.

Sorry, no, I can't.

No, please, Father.

It would mean so much to us.

I'm sure there are other priests.

Actually, no one's available until tomorrow.

We really don't want to wait until tomorrow.

Trust me on this, it would be a mistake for me to marry you.

Our wedding would be a mistake?

Why do you say that?

I just can't.

What does he know, Rob?

Did you cheat on me with Cynthia, is that it?

What does everyone in the whole world know.

I didn't mean--

I never slept with Cynthia.

Well, a priest is refusing to marry us.

He must sense something is wrong.

I thought we were going to be so happy together.

Goodbye, forever.

Wait, wait, wait. I don't sense anything.

I don't even know who Cynthia is.

Well, then why won't you marry us?

Because-- because I'm not a real priest.

Vanessa.

[DINGS]

Let's go home, Andre.

Father Edward should be feeling better by now.

Yeah.

So he likes to dress like a priest.

I mean, could be worse, could be women's underwear.

God.

Hey, Nick.

What's new?

VANESSA: Well?

Well, I went on the honeymoon, got possessed by a devil,

and then when I wouldn't marry this other couple--

I don't want to make a habit of it.

No, certainly not.

Everybody found out the truth.

So Andre and Vanessa are having another wedding.

You're not being paid by the caterers, are you?

And then they're going to have another honeymoon.

But this time, without me.

Nick.

Mom's been getting kind of worried about you.

And well, actually, we all have.

I just miss Vanessa, you know?

I know.

I mean, what does she have against me?

I mean, at first, she doesn't like me because I am a priest.

And now she doesn't like me because I'm not one.

Yeah, I think there might be just a little bit more to it.

She's married, but she's not really married.

No? It's easy to fix things.

Although she probably is married now.

Take that look off your face.

Where is she going to go to, Father Edwards?

Mm-mm.

We've got to get everything ready.

Come on. We've got time.

Sandy, come on.

Come on.

We've got loads of time. - No!

Come on!

Oh.

Come on.

[BANGING ON DOOR]

[UP-TEMPO MUSIC]

Nick.

Nick!

This is the way that she wants it.

I bet it's at Father Edwards'.

Now will you please give up?

I have an idea.

Wait.

Am I too late?

Nick.

Where's the wedding?

I'm sorry.

They ordered me not to--

Please, I love her.

And you of all people must understand

what it's like to lose the woman you love?

Nick, I'm sorry I can't.

St. Andrews.

They said it's the last place you'd look.

My church.

He pretended to be a priest just to trick you into bed.

It's like the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

That's not what I said.

What a monster.

Just pretend you never even met that guy, OK?

Put it out of your mind.

Yeah.

I said I would like to thank you

so much for the use of your lovely church, especially

on such short notice.

Well, it's so hard to believe that Nick Francis

would pretend to be a priest.

Well, I think that's the last we'll

see of him until the everlasting damnation.

Is anyone else coming?

No.

Who else would be coming?

No one else knows where the wedding is.

Let's make sure.

Look at you.

["WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING]

Nick, are you sure that you want

to wreck two of her weddings?

As many as it takes.

But have you thought about the fact

that she obviously wants to marry this guy, not you.

Not a good time to talk, Sandy.

They might be getting into the "I do's."

But how are you going to stop her from doing what she wants?

I'm not going to burst in there like an idiot.

I've got a plan.

What is it?

I'm going to burst in there like an idiot.

I can't watch this.

It's to humiliating.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy.

Easy, easy.

It's fine. It's fine.

I'm going.

It's over it's not like I'm willing to die for her,

you know?

--these two together and seal their commitment and celebrate

the bond which the two of you make as you

enter into this commitment.

I have a confession to make.

I want to tell you about my fantasy.

I keep imagining myself with a certain woman.

And these fantasies are about a four letter word beginning

with L. Word is love.

I think you better go now, Nick.

Vanessa--

You pretended to be a priest.

You actually performed a wedding ceremony.

You followed us on our honeymoon.

And even now when I know the truth, you break into a church

and crash our wedding.

And I tried to get my sister to sleep with your fiance.

What?

And I pretended to be possessed by the devil.

And I would do it again in a minute.

Vanessa doesn't want a man who lies and pretends

to be possessed by the devil.

Don't you?

No.

Well, there's one thing I won't do,

and that's stand here and watch you marry another man.

[RING CLATTERS]

[SIGHS]

Nick's sister, right?

Yeah.

You seem to be a passionate family.

Well, we do our best.

I've never been on one of those.

Well, hop on.

All right.

So since I married you once, I don't

have to do it again, right?

[NATASJA LEE, "JUST A LITTLE LOVE"]

(SINGING) Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

A little goes a long way

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

Take me in your arms, oh, baby, tonight

Your loving makes me feel all funny inside

You love me make you feel like no one else can do

If you give me just, just a little love

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

A little goes a long way

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

I don't want your money, honey

I don't want your car

I don't mind, honey, if you're not a movie star

I want the sugar, honey, just the way you are

Give me just, just a little love

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

L-O-V-E

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love

Give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

L-O-V-E

Just a little love

A little goes a long way

Just a little love

Do it, do it, baby

Just a little love, give it to me, baby

Give me just a little, give me love

L-O-V-E

Give me just a little, give me love

[MUSIC FADES]