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A Splendid Movie

-Vahiiii! -Get up

Lazy boy!

Once, just once wake me up nicely

Why didn't it go off?

It did. I turned it off.

I should wake him nicely.

Would you like to have your breakfast at bed? Hı?

You sleep till noon

and I will wake you up nicely? All right dear.

Look at me. What the hell is that on your head?

Is it a sock? You have gone mad.

Do you know how much barber wants fort his hair?

Hair.

Barber. Pompous.

Eat up or I am clearing the table.

I won't eat. You upset me

Now I am heart broken.

Don't eat!

Your son is going to be famous.

Famous right.

What is the soggy almond oil, ıghk?

First, find a decent job.

Shame on you.

If your dad seen you like that.

Mum, dad has passed away 6 months ago.

So he already has seen.

All same yapping every morning. Off you go.

All right,

I am going.

Where is my good luck???

-Good luck. -Thanks

I wonder which important work do you do? CEO.

Hahahay

Hey, look at me

Yes, mum

Again I am not proud of you this morning?

How come my own mother doesn't believe me?

Vahiii!

Run -Not again

This time they will kill us for sure.

-Run run run -What we will do… Oh God.

Sorry

Mate, I am going this way.

See you tonight if we survive.

Where have you been?

Director is very angry.

-I am here. -Girls...

Yesterday I talked to my father Fikret.

He said my son-in-law should have

At least half a million.

Half a million?

Half a million ha?

Big Money

What are you going to do?

I don't know, I don't knowww

You should do something.

If you love me, you need to

Do something

Don't worry my love.

You will be my wife, no matter what.

Now I have to go before your father gets here.

Please stay a bit longer

Butler?

Look here.

Has my father arrived?

Not yet, my lady.

And cut!

You were wonderful, both of you.

How was I sir?

Metin you can perform the bad guy nicely.

Bad guy?

-Do they let me? -Of course they will.

You mean like Erol Taş?

No, you can't pull off that bad,

but still you can perform well

When this could happen?

You're almost there.

I can perform too.

Now, you need to go. Go and rehearse.

Tea?

Ok, but don't write.

What you are up to?

Do not mess up with these kids.

They constantly come up to me and ask

Would I make a great actor blah blah

I'm bored.

So what you have done today?

I went to set and performed brilliantly as always

Skip that part, what else?

When the scene is over

Director wanted to meet me in person.

He said Mr. Vahi what a splendid performance.

I want to work with you,

Vahi you are like this, like that.

Guys don't pack up, we mat shoot again.

Please step back.

Let's skip that part too.

Then, producer wanted to meet me

Producer

I also shocked at first

What is this? It is missing

It is not. This is what you earn

The guy before me got 20 Liras Tefo

That guy was shot Vahi. Don't be cruel

When will I get shot then?

How should I know Vahi. Now move

You always get me the same roles.

Come on Vahi

I have a meeting with the producer

Turns out that he wanted to exchange

ideas with me.

So, I began to talk about our scenario.

You make spectacular movies and have a

Spectacular movie.

A Splendid Movie.

He went through the first scene, And moved to the second

And said ok. I'll shoot this movie.

I said, come on Ali Kemal Girgin

Will shoot this film.

-I will come to your off… -You again?

Are you following me?

Go away!

You can't talk to an actor like this

Excuse me, which actor?

Me

Is that real man?

Of course not. The guy did not even look at my face

Boy!

Right. What do you say?

Bride's side or Groom's side

We were bride's side last time, weren't we?

Hı-Hımm

Then this time groom's side.

Evvv...

Runnn

Don't run man! How can you sneak in someone else's wedding?

Bastards.

Ahhh...

Vahii come.

Look, what do I have here.

Ta ta ta dam

Waov, do we still have this?

Didn't you give it back?

I will. No rush

They will beat us up.

Hush!

Don't talk.

Only death do us apart.

We shot what a nice film, man.

We didn't. You did.

Look at my Berrin. She is wonderful

Vahi didn't cheat on her buddy? You know right?

I know man.

You told me million times.

Half of our movie burned away.

It was such a good movie.

We are such unlucky guys.

Not unlucky. We are ill-fated.

We are ill-fated guys.

But we won't give up.

I will win Berrin back,

Settle the score with pimp Vedat and I will complete my movie

Okay

You believe me, right?

What do you think?

We will get through together

There is no other way.

Right.

Good morning the sun of actors.

I need an urgent driver. Who will be the driver?

I will

-Do you drive? -No

Get out man. Yunus?

I won't I give 40

6050

Okay Hop in

I also need a cook, who will be?

I can be the cook.

Slow down.

But I am an actor too

Metin let it go

You come Uncle Halil.

Look I will go and see a producer today.

You can come with me.

-Can I? -Come on.

You can hold the scenario

I can hold the scenario You can

I need a man to be shot. Who is up for it?

Vahi you -Me

Be the man to be shot.

Really?

Come on

Eee meeting?

Never mind you go, we'll talk tonight.

I will get shot today

Good luck

You stay here

Berriiiin

Berriiiin

What is it Ali Kemal?

We need to talk

There is nothing to talk about

Berrin what are you doing with that snob?

At least he doesn't cheat.

I said I didn't,

You are deceived by him.

I don't want to listen all this Ali Kemal.

Berriin

Let me go

What were you talking with him?

Nothing Vedat

Now, look Erbil. I won't explain my movie in detail.

Just think,

Human being born, live and die.

-Am I wrong mate? -No.

Yes.

We are born as a baby.

So we are born with fresh tan.

From the womb of our mother

and our eyes are opened to the World,

Isn't that right mate?

Right.

We're born from our mothers.

At least this what I know.

Think of a baby...

He borns but,

He borns elderly.

He is aged like a grandfather

but he is a baby.

As the baby grows he gets younger.

Let me put this way when he is 10 he is actually 70.

And as time goes by his skin gets smoother and better.

And when he is 50 he becomes a handsome young patriot.

His soul ages but his body stays young.

Even the name of the movie is ready.

Strange story of concrete Bünyamin.

What do you think guys?

Well, I am impressed.

Look at those goose bumps.

Iıhhh. I don't like it.

Don't you? Why?

Yeşilçam is not ready for stuff like that.

You don't know cinema.

If you bring this 40-50 years later,

then we can do it.

But not today.

Bring me tearful love story.

Or find man and woman making love.

Okay. Have a nice day.

Cık cık cık.

Bummer. Like I find money on the street.

Ali Kemal -Yes

Okay I am listening. But I will not listen if you say such ridiculous things

No no no, do not worry. You will like my story.

A Splendid Movie,

If you notice we have been seeing the same thing in recent years.

Poor girl rich boy or poor boy rich girl.

It is the same thing.

Do not interrupt

I made a change

and made both of them poor.

Poor?

Do they ever get rich?

No, they don't.

They always work hard but

they cannot get rich.

I-ıh this is not real.

Why? Social reality

There is no rich in the movie

But, we have the half of the movie.

Where is the other half then?

Unfortunately, the other half is burned

because of a small, very small mishap.

Let's get together

and we can shoot the remaining part.

Believe me if we can finish it will be a very good movie.

Now I say trust us,

believe us.

Let's finish this movie together.

Let's walk this road together.

Let's share this success, believe me

it is going to be a very good movie.

Are you with us to experience this adventure?

No, I am not. There is no rich people

in this movie. People want to see the luxury.

Okay so let's talk about it later.

Now I have a very nice offer.

You can make a quick buck.

Very quick.

One evening your father is again here drinking alone...

Toppled the whole bottle

It was his habit.

Yes, it was.

He rose to his feet.

I said ahaa he is going.

He looked to the table. Went there. There were three giant guys sitting. I said oh no.

He went to the guys table

Yes.

He sloshed down their rakı.

Their rakı??

Yes, then he beat them up.

All three of them. They were knocked out.

You know, uh, he was a 2 meter

Giant guy

I have always wondered.

You don't look like your father a bit. How come you turned out as a dwarf?

I loved him very much.

He was a daredevil

He was a very good man.

Very good.

We couldn't make him happy.

He hit the bottle.

He didn't die because of alcohol.

It was your mother's nagging.

Bless you.

Hah your buddy is here.

I am going.

Where are you going father Hristo.

You couldn't get to like me.

What can I do?

I don't like you. You couldn't fight one's way out of paper bag.

You wrecked this boy.

Go on have a sit.

Shh Hadi!

Glass!

Where are you mate? I looked for you everywhere.

Thanks

What is this?

When did you drink up this much? Ha?

I am depressed mate.

What happened?

I fell in love today

What?

Did you fall in love?

Her name is Hale

A new star...

I saw her at the stage.

Kemal you should see her...

Her eyes, lips,

eyebrows she is smoking hot.

Go on drink up...

What is there to get upset? I don't understand.

I'll tell you the flash news.

Fikreeettt!

You took the woman

I love and kill me every day.

Today you will die.

Noooo

I will kill you.

Ahhh...

I told you I would die for you.

It wasn't a lie.

The gun was empty.

Vaaahiiiiii!

My son!

He is dead. My son is dead.

-Cuuttt! -What is this?

Where are you? Help my son.

Mum, what are you doing?

Aaa, didn't you die?

What is this blood?

It is not blood.

It is tomato paste. We are shooting a movie

How should I know?

God damn it?

I really thought you were dead.

Who is this woman?

I am his mother

No, sir.

I don't know her.

She is a lunatic fan who follows me at sets.

Whaatt?

We are shooting in here, lady.

Why are you yelling at me?

How should I know that you were shooting?

I thought my son was shot.

See, she says my son. Lunatic.

I will go mad.

But I died pretty cool ha?

Will you go?

Take her with you?

Siiir

Get going -Let's go

Let's go -Move

You move We are going

Are you okay?

-We are good, good, good. -We were shooting great weren't we?

Yes So unlucky

Who is this girl?

Just hush and walk Are you an actress?

He is also trying to become an actor for years...

Shhh!

He is not worth a shit

Look you are a pretty girl. Get married, have kids.

What are you doing here?

Off you go.

Good day.

I will make you a movie...

Good day.

-I will drop her to a police station. -They may find her relative.

What a pity mate.

Now we need to drink

What did you do?

Did you go to that producer?

Producer?

Oh, yes I did.

-We are shooting. -Are we?

Yes Why didn't you tell this in the first place?

Yes but we are doing something else first.

All right, we do that.

Do not drink more

What kind of job?

It is harsh

Is this the job? Is this the fucking job??

But you look pretty Shut up man

Stop laughing

Why we are shooting here?

There isn't any studio?

The boss wanted to shoot in this environment for plotline purposes.

Plotline purposes?

Where did you find this woman?

What?

Where did you find this woman?

What is the matter Metin?

She is nice

Good grief!

I am hungry

You just ate Godless woman.

What more do you want to eat.

Don't talk to me like that

All right, don't argue.

I will get your meal promise.

Now, let's get this done.

-Yes, you want this woman badly. -I want to see the desire on your face

This Woman?

How could you see the desire on my face Kemal

Well said.

Oooo look at this plump, provocative legs,

Enthusiastic and innocent.

I have never seen anything like this

Well done Ali Kemal. That's it...

Here, you earned it

Thank you Erbil

Who is this fellow??

He also performed well.

He is an artist.

Future star...

See business brings business.

That's it!

I want this synergy. We will do great things together.

Let's drink tea

Erbil just be calm.

Of course we can drink tea. Why not?

I get excited

Teaa!

Sweaty Yes

I have a very nice offer for you

But dream as I talk

I am

Think of 3 men and 1 woman

having honey licking party at home.

Men will rub honey to each other

You think what the woman will do

I thought.

What a dream.

3 men will rub each other, right?

With all due respect.

Do you think Turkey is ready for this?

Sweetheart

Of course

They are waiting for this.

Is this guy hairy? If he is, get him waxed.

No, noo he is not.

Aaa, we prefer not to do anything like this.

Is he crying?

Why is he crying?

What's up man? Why are you crying?

Nothing.

My father come to my mind.

That's why.

Is this the right time man?

We doing business here.

You will make me cry?

He is sentimental, like me

Don't push him.

Why are you crying man?

Is this a funeral house?

Don't talk. I am no longer in this.

Look, we're in trouble.

We need to finish this movie.

Who would give us this money?

Of course, I won't do as he says. Am I mad? I will find a way.

We can cover you with less honey Cheer up

Kemal look back.

No, you look back

Hello guys Hello honey

Get in the car, idiots

Let's get in this time.

Nice car

Very nice. Is it new?

Shut up. Move

Mind the hair

Don't let me started get in

Fuck your movie Kemal.

They will kill us

No no, they will kill you and…

Shut the fuck up

Oooo you have nice voice.

Talk again.

I said shut up

What a nice voice. We should work.

Yes, work together. He can take your photos.

He is the Fellini of eroticism.

Exactly what I want.

You look splendid.

Mr. Rustem, is this necessary?

Yes. It becomes offensive a bit.

Dear God.

What the hell. Why do you make my men run after you every day?

We also do not understand.

We are running constantly since last month

Come to me and say we couldn't find your money

we need more time. Haven't I give you more time?

I have.

But, if you run away

I will get you dressed.

Now, I am asking again. Where is my money?

It is ready

Where is it then?

In our pocket.

But they got our clothes…

There you go...

It is all they have.

There is only 20.000 here.

Where is the rest?

Rest?

We borrowed 20.000

Am I running a charity man?

Noo.

Where have you seen an interest-free debt?

Are you communists?

-Kind of. -Shh

You have 20 days for the remaining 20.000.

You can't escape with wearing skirt for the next time

Cut them loose.

Now duck out

Our clothes?

Fuck off

All right Sir Yes sir

Look at us,

We are going to be famous

See we were nearly there.

Good grief, just shut the fuck up

Shh

I gagged all along so

that the man wouldn't kill us.

Like everything happens to you

But you don't have the skirt on. I have?

Is that so?

You take off, I put on

But you look very nice man.

God damn it.

It is my fault working with you

Father Hristo is right not to like you.

He always said you would get into trouble with this guy

Is that so? I've done everything to finish the movie.

Everything I do.

-How will I get in the house like this? -Mum will nag all night.

If they bother you.

Come to my place?

Oh my hero. I can handle it

How will you go?

My horse is waiting over there.

I'll hop on and go. I don't know how I will go

Goodbye

Farewell.

You are doing this for who

My daughter. For her dowry.

How long we will glance each other?

Mrs. Mürveeeet

Mr. Erbil?

Ali Kemal no problem dear

I have connections at Beyoglu police station. It is under control

Mate? I got it

Shh. Fetch me that newspaper.

Go on

Slow down

Vahi

Ahhh Mrs. Hale. Hello.

How are you?

How are you I am fine, thanks. And you?

I am fine, thanks.

I am little upset about crazy woman who ruined your scene.

I asked to police station

and they have found her family.

It is not important

Maybe we could have tea together. They may have warm bagel

-Rüstem do you have warm bagel? -I have Vahi.

See I'd love to but I will be late

Bad luck

Vahiii! There is market seller role for 40 TL. Do you come?

You joker? Gosh, 40 TL. Really. It hurts.

Haven't you said call me for different roles.

Are you coming or not?

I am not coming.

Gosh, we've helped a friend and accepted

a small role once

See now they always ask for it. You give them an inch and they take a yard

I should go

See you

Okay See you

Again

I hope

What a lovely girl

-Who is this man? -Hı?

Who is this?

Hale.

That is the girl I was telling you last night.

Hımm.

Hımm. Nice girl.

But, she won't look at you.

You say so?

I also think like that

What do you say İbo?

Do you want some tea?

She said Vahi.

She knows my name

She'll look at me

She knows my name

Tefoo I will take that market seller role.

You were showing off?

You called me near the girl...

Okay get in man Really?

Vahii

Berrin's premiere is tonight

You say it like it is sad news. Premiers are good. See you

Yes, we can go but are we invited?

Ali Kemal, we don't need an invitation.

Isn't she our friend?

She has a new play

We will go and greet her. Don't let these bother you.

Shh it is premiere we are talking about.

Producers,

Directors,

stars everyone will be there.

We dress up like handsome guys.

We can see some people in the community. We can explain our scenario.

What do you say?

Come on -Okay, Let's go

That's my man!

Vahiii! Come on Okay, I am coming

-Shh. Dress up. -Good shooting

Okay man

Thanks

Hi honey

Vedat, is this necessary to send all these flowers?

Am I a singer?

-Your bastards also came. -Did you invite them?

Who?

Don't fool me

Ali Kemal and his penniless friend.

Yes, I invited them.

How lovely...

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't know I need to get permission from you Vedat...

I'll ask you next time.

Whatever. Let's not argue before the play.

See you.

Why did you say that you kissed the ground I step on?

You need to shoot me

I am so exhausted

Bravo Berrin

Bravooo Bravooo

Bravooo

She played very nice -She is

Are you ok I am, I am

Hııı

-What's up? -Hale

Hale who?

The girl I told you about.

You said she won't look at you

I was joking.

She knows your name.

Shall I go to her?

Of course go

All right. I am going -go

I am gone -Go away

Hale

Vahi

How are you

I am fine.

Berrin is an old friend.

We skipped our busy schedule and come here to support her.

Champaign??

Okay

Heh!

Mrs. Hale, this is Ali Kemal Girgin.

He is my director, partner and childhood friend.

Very pleased to meet you.

Likewise.

Vahi has talked about you a lot

Not a lot,

Vahi is my leading actor

and he is an undiscovered talent.

You're welcome

Thanks

Shh easy

Vahii

Berrin

Thank you for accepting my invitation

Is it possible to reject your invitation?

Berrin please

You were wonderful tonight Thanks

How can you invite these people to such a respectable event? I cannot understand

I agree with you Mr. Vedat

Bartender give those something to eat. They must be hungry.

You are hilarious Mr. Vedat.

He says they must be hungry

Vedat!

Stop annoying us!

What happened, you cannot finish that movie, huh?

You also fooled this poor girl

and you hang around where you don't belong.

Watch your mouth man?

Ali Kemal, it is ok.

You know Şevket

they even could not finish that movie.

So why don't you Show the half and you can to be continued.

You always make me laugh Mr. Vedat.

He said to be continued.

Vedat please you are going too far.

No Berrin, I'm not going.

One thinks he is a director

The other is an extra hack

and you invite these people to such a prestigious event.

Who do you think you are, snobby?

We remember your high school years.

You stole everything and now you think you are a big shot.

Yes, I think so. If you want, I can write you a cheque Maybe you can finish the movie.

Go ahead write

I beg your pardon?

I say write down. Come on write that cheque.

50 thousand, Is it enough?

Sevket they ask for 50 thousand.

What do I do now?

Yes, write one Mr. Vedat.

You say I should write?

Yes indeed.

Go on!

I won't shoot a movie with his money

We will shoot that movie and with his money

Ladies and gentlemen,

this evening Mr. Vedat undertakes producer

for a new movie.

Soon here will write a check for 50 thousand Turkish Lira.

Bravo Vedat!

What is it? Are you scared?

Why should I?

What's up? Your pen is shaking.

I will be at the stage. You can count on it.

And we will be waiting for you.

Ayhan pops we can finish our movie.

There are minor shortcomings.

You are an old filmmaker. Can you help us?

What do you want?

Cast is ok

We have small needs

We need one cameraman, one gaffer

and a key grip for explosion scenes.

For camera Erol

We had some problems with Uncle Erol

but now we found the money and

we can re-shoot our movie thankfully

But only the half of it.

Because we already have the other half

Right

Ayhan pops has also sent his greetings

What do you say Uncle Erol? Are you ready to live this adventure with us? Hah?

I think he is dead -What?

He is dead probably Get up

Cast is ok, technical team is ok

We have small needs.

What do you say Uncle Sait? Are you with us?

What do you say Uncle Sait?

Will you work with us?

There are two explosions in the movie.

What do you say Uncle Cahit? Can we do it? Hah?

What do you mean if we can do it?

I gave 40 years to this profession.

Do you want tea?

Mother fu...

Eee, is that all?

What do you mean by is that all?

We gave our life to cinema son?

Kemal get up, your tea is cold.

Wake up man. We have a lot to do.

We barely get the team together and you are sleeping man

What is up?

I can't see

What?

I can't see

Yes, he can't see How come?

How is that possible?

Simply he doesn't see

Yes, I don't

-E film? -E film?

The film is right here.

Doctor, what is the problem?

You experience a temporary loss of vision from the stress.

Stress?

Doctor...

Is there such a thing in the literature?

Is there such a thing in the literature? Because people lose their hair

from stress but people

won't get blind from stress

You know what I mean?

This cannot be from stress. Because I'm really stressed right now

Okay Ali Kemal all right

I can't see.

All right. The guy says you can't see from stress You are going to be blinder

When will it heal, doctor?

I can't say anything. It could be 1 week or 1 month

What does it mean? Give me a precise time

I don't know -E film?

It is here

Gosh, not that film.

-Do not raise your voice to me. -We are in a hospital

Get well soon

He says from stress.

He makes me more nervous, do you see?

Vahiii

Just calm down

I can't see Are you ok?

Hı Are you calm?

Hı

Let's go.

Vahiii

Vahii where are you?

You are already blind. Why do you walk alone?

Come here, stop. Step 1

2

3.

Go on. Straight

What's the matter with you?

Nothing

There's something. You've been sulking for days

Why did you act like that in the premiere last night?

Because those pricks do not belong there

They belong or not

You've disgraced me in front of everybody.

No, you insulted me.

You left me and went to your ex-boyfriend

in front of my respectable and wealthy friends.

I didn't. Vahi is my friend...

Your ex is the friend of Vahi. You went.

I won't get my dignity trampled Berrin.

I would not let it.

Still you've seen what those apes done for chicken feed.

In any case, you shouldn't act like that.

It serves them right

You have not eaten anything since morning.

Eat something I don't want

It can't be. Not this time.

Shut up

Do not complain son. There may be a reason

Mum, what are you doing there?

What nonsense.

Hı? Don't you see? Hah?

I am preparing ointment.

What are you braying?

Scorpion

Scorpion? Where?

Mum, for god's sake.

Where the hell you find those ideas?

Shut up, aaaa..

My late uncle was caught such a disease

in the village

Then my aunt

Aunt?

Yes, my aunt

Aunt Senay Senay Senay

The crazy one

Crazy Aunt Senay...

She tried herself something from herbs and

found this cure.

In two days my uncle stood up

and so as his cock.

What?

Mum, please come to your senses.

It's my uncle's.

Aunt Mürvet I think there is a misunderstanding.

Doctors said it from stress.

Aaaa, I can't see exactly. Please do not do anything wrong

Gosh, mind your own business.

Do not interrupt or I quit.

Ok, ok. We let you be.

Ali Kemal listen to me

Why do you always keep looking at the same place, man?

Move your head left and right

Like you are blind for years

What? I listen Vahi?

Come on. Give your hand

Look, let's go to Vedat

and say; everything is ready,

we will keep our promise

if you give a little time.

-No way. -I won't ask help from that man

I rather be dead.

Do you understand me? I will shoot this movie

I'll do it blind if necessary. Yes!

For God's sake Ali Kemal stop talking nonsense.

You don't even see a thing, how could you shoot this movie?

I can.

You just fetch me the crew. I will take care of the rest

If necessary I will shoot this movie with my senses

With your senses?

Gosh bravo.

You know what you will do man. Get up and go to the telephone at coffee shop

with your senses.

You know the first right and the second left

You call Berrin and talk to her with your senses

And we can start the movie tomorrow morning

I will go mate

but she doesn't even look at me.

She does not talk to me

You should call her

and convince her. Talk to her.

All right. I got it

Go on move

Enough. You smashed it into pieces

Get out

Lazy!

Shall I put on

Aunt Mürvet please do not harm anywhere while healing other

Aaeeh

Hello

He-hello.

I would like to speak with Ms. Berrin

Speak with Ms. Berrin? Who are you?

I am Vahi.

Vahi...

Berrin why this punk is calling you on the phone?

How dare you call her from my house?

What do you mean?

I called her for the movie

You start the movie but she will not take part

Vedat what do you mean she won't play in the movie?

She stars in the first half

Vedat please give that telephone?

No Berrin.

You will not appear on that film.

He-Hello

Don't look at me like that

Mind his god damn business?

Berrin stars in half of the movie.

Okay don't be mad I told the same but no chance

Let this movie stuff go son.

Get yourselves decent jobs. You are getting old

If you don't then you'll hit your head on the wall.

Mum, please mind your own business

Aaa do what the hell you want

Vahi eureka.

If Berrin isn't in then we will change story

in the other half. That's it.

How?

I have an idea but

I need a pretty girl for that

Such a beautiful, pure girl

Lie down

Just a sec Aunt Mürvet.

Vahi think about man. It is very important

Do you know a girl like this?

I know

Hale

Vahi

How are you?

-I am fine. How are you? -Last night was very unpleasant.

Yes, but thanks to that we are shooting.

Good.

Hale I need your help.

If I can help, why not?

I explain and you think about it

Would you play the female lead in our movie?

What?

I said would you play

the female lead?

I get it but how?

We were shooting this movie with Berrin

but we have half of it

Now Berrin cannot play because Vedat does not allow.

They have a history with Ali Kemal

since high school... long story

I'll explain to you later. In short, we need a female actress for the second half.

And it would be very nice if you would play

But don't you have Berrin in the first half? How would that work out?

Ali Kemal will solve it with a little interfering

Don't worry. But we need a very nice wom…

I mean we need a very competent

very nice actresses.

Okay Really?

Yes. Thanks Ms. Hale. You are the best

It is your turn if you are ready Ms. Hale

Sure Come on in

-Where is my star? Where is Vahi? -If you are ready Mr. Vahi

All right honey After you

Mr. Vahi I expect a great performance as always

And actioon!

Did you like Florence?

My love?

Darling I'm so happy with you

No matter where we are

I will love

till the end of my life

and we will travel the whole World.

I love you

Te amo

Te amo

Cuuuttt.

Again you were wonderful Mr. Vahi.

How was I, sir?

What are you doing here?

Get out?

Go on

Look at the mess Sevket.

I put buckets of money here and they made a bazaars decor.

You are hilarious Mr. Vedat

-Why are you laughing Sevket? -It is funny

-Vedat is here. -Mate

What Shall the Doctor put this tie or that one?

Look at me. I can't see

Stop asking me dumb questions

-You don't see at all? -I don't see at all.

Where is Vedat?

Here Where?

Go Here

Will you just look after yourself?

The guy is at our feet.

Just follow me

Kemal Hah

-Are you ok? -I am not Vahi. Not at all

Slow down Do you know why I am not ok?

Cause you asked money from Vedat.

How could you do that? Come to think of it

I resented this and made my blood boil

I got stressed that we wanted the money from this man.

What are you doing mate Hold on

I got obsessed because of stress What are you doing?

Just a sec man I am talking to Vahi

Vahi has gone to Ms. Hale What?

-Am I talking to a Wall? -Yes

Yes, you need to go straight Let me go.

What are you doing?

Take of the jacket

They give Berrin's role to someone else.

I wonder how they will palm off that to the audience.

You are absolutely right Mr. Vedat

Stop babbling Sevket

But you are right

The assistant girl over

You see now?

I can't see but I feel now

I feel -Move

It is going to be a nice scene

I can't remember you. You are...

We worked at the same movie. My Love and...

-Gosh, I am working with lots of people. -How can I remember?

Then I am sorry but I have a scene

You are all welcome

I should tell this with mega phone

Here Give me that megaphone.

All right guys

No, it doesn't work. Take this away.

And set up the view finder

Where is my view finder?

Where is it guys?

It is here sir

Give it to me that's the one

yes, good. Very good

Are we ready?

We are sir.

Then actiooon

Play!

Yes, the patient had a successful operation.

Fortunately she is saved

The most important being in my life.

Although she won't have her old face

but she will still be a very beautiful woman

Wonderful doctor

Oh my god. I am beautiful.

What about my voice doctor?

-There is a swelling in your voice. -It will heal in time

When can I kiss her?

Little kisses are ok

But you should wait until the first control for passionate kisses

Thank you doctor

And cuuttt!

Yes, It was very good

-Vahi? -Yes sir

When her bandages just opened you

kneel down as I showed you

And you thank god that she has relieved

and with even better face.

Got it sir.

Ok, I think you get the scene

So, when I say action

What is this dumb doing?

He can't even see the tip of his nose

We gave a little break

I do not mean to interfere Mr. Vedat

but I am working as a director for years

and I've never seen such a thing.

There's something wrong. He is uncanny.

But again I don't want to interfere.

Ok, we continue

Everybody take your positions

-Sir everybody are already in their position. -That's what I am saying?

So we can start. It is not a big thing?

Let that go.

Yes Vahi. Ok. I see the scene

I see

Very good

What about me sir? How do I look?

Who are you?

Vedat.

He is blind.

And tries to shoot a film on that director chair.

You are wasting my money.

Don't Vedat We can talk

You took my money for a blind director

No Vedat. It is temporary.

Shut up! This set is over. Everybody.

Round up Everyone

Ved...

Losers

Şevket let's go

Kemal get up

Come on Kemal

Slow down man Come on get up. Breakfast is ready.

Good morning

Good morning

Kemal -Hı

Pass me the salt

And the jam please

Thanks.

Not at all.

And a slice of bread and I am done

You have it in front of you. God

Kemal -Yeah

You see

What

You see -Yes

You see mate

I do

Yes you do -I see, I see

I see, I see

Oh man, I wish you'd seen yesterday

I wish too but I see today

I am going to shoot this movie buddy

You will I will man

You will I will man

You will shoot and I will act

Yes we won't give up

No, we won't

I will call everybody

I know and complete this movie.

Okay man -Okay

I will get ready and you are coming with me.

I will clean up here and I have an errand to run.

Then I will meet you at the coffee shop.

Is that so I really see

I see man

I got that Kemal

Thank God

Come on

Hale

Vahi

How are you

I am fine. How are you?

Good

Sorry I take you by surprise but I am here to apologies.

Why

You know the humiliation at the set yesterday… Vedat...

It wasn't your fault

-Wasn't it? -Cık...

You're such a nice girl

You too.

Am I nice girl too?

No I meant you are a nice person

Are you hungry?

Yes, I am actually

Me too. Uncle Ramazan has a meatball restaurant here

He makes delicious meatballs.

It is not worthy of you but if you like it.

Yes, I like meatball Me too

-Shall we? -yes.

He is very famous...

-He has regulars coming from Tarabya. -It is crowded

Hello Ramazan -Thanks

Do you have meatball?

If you have money

Joker

Let's sit Okay

I order Please

Quarter or half?

Half

Great

Wrap us two halves

Coming

We are childhood friends with Ali Kemal.

We grew up like brothers.

I think my mum loves

him more than me.

We both had dreams

He will be a big director

and I will be his shining actor.

As time goes by,

we sold everything we had.

And shot the movie.

The movie that we cannot shoot, we had it done at that time.

It was good

It's just a faith

Half of it got burned in a depot fire

Almost the whole of it was burning

We saved it with our own hands

Bad luck.

One must be lucky.

We don't have that.

You have it though.

You are beautiful, talented

What more could you ask for?

Could a human being still be beautiful with a parsley on her tooth?

Do I?

Okay okay don't panic. You got it.

Your movie will be released and you will become a star

You would cut someone dead then

Don't talk like that

No,

you won't do that.

You are a nice person

You are beautiful from inside out

Why are so nice?

You don't remember do you?

Remember what?

We were at the same school with you

A-ah

Maybe you do not remember. You were senior.

So I was a little younger than you.

I was watching your plays with admiration.

No way

You had lead role in most of them

Aaa

So, you know me all this time?

Yes

A-aaa

Why didn't you tell me that?

I don't understand?

Did you see me

in Coffee Girl?

I did

Really

Cherry Orchard?

Yeah.

A Street Car Named Desire?

Yes.

Your moustache

I guess we can't even eat?

I guess

İbooo

Fetch me tea.

You still see don't you man?

Shh what did you do Kemal

Just a sec

Found it

Read this news

Famous business man Şadan hıhıhıhı…

Wants to work with a foreign direct…

What do you have in your mind?

I have a very good idea Whoops

Metin, Tramp come here!

Tea?

No, come here

-What's up? -Stop stop stop

No, we shoot the movie Do we?

Right. I wonder how we do this

this time

I will complete this movie.

But this time you need to

convince Father Hristo.

And...

Yes

Okay I will explain.

Come closer...

İbo that's enough. Have a seat.

Sir first of all I thank you

for accepting our

interview on behalf of

Sound of Beyoğlu.

You are welcome.

Thank you sir.

I will start my questions sir

Yes please

Why cinema sir?

Because cinema is a passion

Nicely put

We know that you are very successful in the business life.

Do you think you will be successful in cinema?

I have always been successful in all work I have done today

I will be successful in this business too

No one should doubt

What kind of movie you will shoot?

Of course love stories.

Love… very different

Who will be your stars?

Female lead role will be my girlfriend Aynur.

Director can decide for leading actor.

Why foreign director?

I want the whole Universe to see Turkish cinema

and I will do everything I can to make it happen.

Yes. Ms. Aynur?

Are you excited that you will appear in a movie for the first time?

You just came from abroad.

It was Germany if I recall correctly

How do you intend to play since your Turkish is not good?

How come my Turkish is not very good?

Do not you see I'm talking here?

Give that.

Cinema is a passion for me, okay

And there is a good doubling. Have you ever heard that?

I guess not

I have Şadan now

I live a happy life

thanks to his love.

We also want to do a good things together

Take it.

So we can say Yeşilçam has gain a new

star in my effort?

Can we say that Şadan?

Of course we can.

The whole Universe will know you.

Mr. Şadan tomorrow famous French director

Louis Aber Franjoux is coming to our country

And he wants to shoot a movie in our country.

There will be

A special event where

leading people of the society attend.

Would you participate in this event?

Aaa Şadan French director Luis Aber Franjoux was coming.

Ohh, can we go

Maybe he would shoot our movie

Mr. Şadan will you attend?

Of course we will.

You are the best Şadan

I am very happy

Now if you excuse me I'll freshen my makeup

-But we have more questions. -You will wait

Shhh guys

Take me to that event.

You will be rewarded

It is a very special

event but we'll try

to do everything we can Mr. Sadan

Let me see you. Get this done...

Thank you guys.

Not at all Mr. Şadan

But I have wondered. There are many amazing places in Istanbul

Why this place?

Sir, since it is a very special event

he closed off this venue.

He wanted an authentic Turkish environment.

We already have very special guests.

İbooo! He is here.

Good evening Good evening

Hello sir Hello dear Franjoux.

Welcome to our country.

Moşe Bienvenue vetuka

Merci bonjour bonjour

What does he say?

He said thank you

Is this his first time in our country?

Muse he bitükebitüke

Fransuva jakjoni jakjoni fransuva

What does he say?

It is his first time

but his late grandfather came here

in 40s and loved it

He even bought two acres of land in Balat

but since he wasn't around

state nationalized the land.

He says he will not give up and do whatever it takes.

What are his favorite actors of movies?

Loui yustusidüintrasyen favorit

aktyor ən e internasyonel falağn...

Brrrh aktööör brrhh...

Aktööör ııı Alain Delon...

Jean Paul Belmondo...

La Turk aaıımmm...

Kartal... Kartal Tibet

What does he say?

-He already mentioned names. -There is nothing to translate

He said he loves Belmondo, Delon and

Kartal Tibet from Turks.

What kind of movies he is going to shoot?

Moşe vutdilili rejissor de film delamu or cinema jaan

La fizibilite,

kompozisyon, kondisyon,

acıtasyon la mulevuj la paratisyen

la cinema la erotic

What does he say?

He says the guy probably does not know who I am.

I'm the unforgettable director of love movies.

I wonder why he asks me

silly questions

Sir speaking of love

famous businessman Şadan Efeoğlu is with us.

He also wants to enter the world of cinema and make a movie.

Would he want to meet him?

I will ask.

Muse Şadan finansiyel la kalantor

Kalantoor?

Vi vii

He says I'd love to

Mr. Şadan Loui Abel Franjoux

Bonjour

Anşante vulevukuşealegmua

What does he say?

He says he'd be happy to build close friendships.

Selamünaleykümü

What does he say?

Also, his girlfriend Ms. Aynur is with us…

Bonjour

Matmazelll...

Vulevukuşealegmua

What does he say?

He says close friendship.

Such praises.

La bohem

Morse

Hahahaha Mersi

Sir, we want to participate

in the world of cinema as a Turkish entrepreneur.

I wonder if dear director help us to make films

in which my Darling Aynur can act?

I don't know. Let me ask him. I am excited.

Muse dırafilm dırakuji

Aaa vesvese actress

Vi -Vi

He says ok

Ohhh So, does he accept?

He accepts. He says there must be something to drink

He got very thirsty.

He accepted Mr. Şadan.

May it go well for all of us.

Atansiyon atansiyon!

He wants the attention on himself

Hello hello Fransuva

He sends regards to everyone

Selebrasyon selebrasyon

He says celebration.

Orgy orgy

Together

Orgy orgy

Motoooğr

Actioonn

Aksiyon!

Play!

You...

cannot my little family...

Hımmm sir I will take it

from the start because…

He humiliates

You

Wonderful You don't my family...

have the right to humiliate

my little family

No

Just a sec. I need to think my cat

One day it entered accidentally Into oven and mum put it on. Anyway...

I am going to cry

because I loved it so much

It was very sweet..

Don't look Sir

Shall I tear up that wall like that?

I am not the sir though

But you will translate

Omuşeojemusia...

Haa

Şopotü şopotü Dıjopoti

Hı hı -Lo cinema lö erotica

He says he is

fond of eroticism

in cinema.

He says you can tear up

but not that hard as we don't have

spare wallpaper

He says devote devote devote Ourselves...

You don't have the right to

humiliate my little family

Your turn Isn't it sir?

I don't want to see neither you

nor your family. Get out of my life.

Now sir

Noooo

Shall I drop down?

To the floor like this

He says ok.

Nooooo

Also shall I smack down on like this

Yes lose your control

Noooo

I think of my cat again.

-Cut! -Cuuutt

Fantastiiik matmazelll

He says wonderful, bravo

Ooohohoho bravoooo

Fantastic ekselan ekselan matmazel

He says bravo, I love it

-Aaa really? -Yes

Thank you very much sir

You are really sweet

but you know it is the first day excitement.

Meart pite ankülen

konans konans nişankü Söforşiye

Söforşiya söforşiya do you hear?

He rhapsodizes at the moment.

He says we will shoot more

I don't want to tire you from the first day.

He says goodbye to you.

I am not tired at all. Why is it over?

What does he say

He says goodbye

Okay merci boque.

Mr. Sadan

Thank you guys

Goodbye sir

Ovoba

Shhh come on move move re-turn here into our set?

Ok man

Hello Have a seat

-What are we doing? -They will set up. Get some rest

OK Welcome

Thanks

have a seat

I am glad I have you

What are they doing here?

They are here to have dinner Vedat.

Berrin this place's cheque

is worth of their 4 month bagel money.

Ah Vedat, don't start again

Now again

Look at those shameless.

I wonder whose money they are spending.

Maybe, it is their money. Why not?

No it can't be their money Berrin I am sure…

Welcome Mr. Vedat

What would you like to have today?

How did you let them enter?

Vedat!

We'll get two Chateaubriand

and one Chateauneuf de Pape 49

Showoff

Don't worry guys

I know what I would do to him

It is obvious that it is their first time in this society

This is the other table's treat

Which table?

Cheers

Now this slum bums send champagne to my table

and greet me with from there?

Send them a bottle

This is the other table's treat

This is the other table's treat

This is the other table's second treat

This is the other table's treat

This is the other table's treat

Yaa

He is showing off to Ms. Berrin

I won't answer back -Come on

Let's go. This place has gone sour

See, these pricks think

they can cope with me.

Vedat why do you act like this?

They started first.

The cheque please

Your cheques has been paid sir

How? Who paid?

The gentleman who ordered the drinks

-Yes Ms. Aynur you can pick up the phone. -It is ringing

It is not sir.

We will add the tone later Ms. Aynur

Ring ring din din rrr rrrr

Aaa where are they calling from?

They are calling from

Monaco state hospital osteopathic unit

Ring ring

Hello Monaco state hospital?

Hah No they are calling you from there.

Ma'am, unfortunately,

I have to deliver painful news about your husband

Painful news?

Please

Do not tell

Do not tell

I have to tell you. Aren't you his relative?

Eee wait a sec

Am I his relative?

Of course, since you are the wife of the character

Yes I am. You can say that

Your husband unfortunately caught a deadly disease

No this didn't go well. I will try once more

Nope this didn't go well either.

I couldn't get into the feeling

She has a wide range of terrific acting...

Yes, this time ok

Then I strangle myself

Please

God what was my sin?

Let me get rid of this flu and take my life

Fikret has gone

He was a bad actor

There is no life for me without him

I strangle myself

Cut Cut

Cut

Cut

We cut Ms. Aynur

Ms. Aynur -Matmazelll

Aynur my love

I got you all fooled

Bravo bravo wonderful wonderful

Thank you,

we thank you so much for the effort. It is all today.

Is it over again? This quick? What kind of a lead

Matmazel oo matmazell

...blablablabla... Fantastic

It is price we have to pay when working with such a

fantastic actress

You rest.

You have 2 scenes tomorrow

Mörsii -mersiii

Bonjour

Come on.

I got you fooled.

She is going, going, wait wait wait right hurry up

transform into our set quick quick quick

quick quick don't be slow like French Cinema

God, what a duff woman, we lost too much time

Well done

Duff woman ha

Bravo

French director my ass -Yes

I should have known from the start scammers.

Şadan

Yes dear

Tell them to beat those up more

Yes, they will Yes

Maaannn

Don't hit on the face

what are you doing?

Why do you hit me on the face?

Break my hip, dislocate my shoulder

Kemallll

Kemallll

Kemaaalll

Are we here? Are we here?

-What's going on? -Nothing

I have got shivers

Mr. Sadan are you going to kill us?

I think he is not that kind of man.

We cannot pay your debts if you kill us

Simple logic

Bless you..

I give you 20 days

At the end of it I want my money to every dime

Or I will find you and kill you

20 days is the legal term of mafia?

I don't understand.

All of them give 20 days.

I also don't understand that

Mr.Şadan Shut up!

You almost humiliate me to the Universe, pricks.

Look, if anyone hear about this

I will kill you

Let's pretend this never happened

Şadan

Yes dear

He is not French but

he is a director right?

Yes

What will we do with these sir?

Let them go after a nice beating up Yes sir

Look! 20 days...

I find and kill you after 20 days

Yes, guys we need to think

a little broader to get rid of

the situation we are in

Because thanks to our brother Ali Kemal's great ideas

we are up to everyone's eyes in debt

And those debts are hard to swallow

Everything was for art

First we have to give back

Mr. Sadan's 40 thousand lira which we spent for art.

Then we need exactly

the same amount to finish our movie.

-What does it add up to? -80 thousand

80 thousand

And we need to give 20 thousand to Mr. Rustem

so that he won't try art work on us.

-What is the total? -100 thousand

100 thousand good

How could we find this money?

Oh the way I see

we cannot find this money in a short time

by working

At least I don't know a way

But I guess I found a way

What kind of a way?

Go on tell us. What is it?

Guys, there is only one way to get rid of this situation.

Which is...

Robbing a bank

Mr. Warden we are working on a new movie at the moment

and we need your help

Very well. I always have

high interest in the cinema

Acting was one of my dream when I was at college

Haaa it is the dream of all bankers for some reason

But you know business life..

I always regret that.

I'd like go straight to the point if you excuse me.

Please please

As I explained

we have a bank robbery scene

but we don't have much time

Our director saw your bank while passing by

and said what a lovely bank

Yes, I exactly said like this

If it is all right with you

Aa I need to consult this

with the headquarters

Shall we move our company accounts

to this bank sir after shooting?

Aaa it is easy. We can do that

Sir

I was thinking if we can give this gentleman a role in our movie?

I'm looking at you since

I'm looking at you since we

Clark Gable...

Oh Sir

No sir Clark Gable

I think Gentleman is just the same manager in our scenario

Let me look at that way Please

Aaa very interesting. Yes

Mr. Nusret you almost

steal my job

Don't mention it

Very nice indeed he resembles yes.

Would you consider to take a part in the movie?

Oh sir, do you think I can pull it off?

Of course you would. Wouldn't he Mr. Orhon?

There is no doubt

Sir, I can't help mentioning that Mr. Orhon has a keen eye.

He discovered Ayhan Işık and Ediz Hun.

That's very kind of you

I left mine at the office. If I may.

Aaa of course please

Mr. Warden

Do not forget the past

You wanted to be an actor but you had been blocked

But perhaps

now you get the chance

May be it is

Your turn now.

What do you say

Are you ready to go on such a adventure with us?

What can I say when you insist that much?

What kind of a scene it would be?

It will be a bank robbery scene according to the story

I will play the robber

I get inside, point the gun to you

and say give me god damn money

Aaa sir did you see that?

He already gets up with pretended gun

Yes, he got up immediately.

We will work very comfortably

Sir, I will hold out the bag

go to the safe, you will open the safe

and fill it with money

but the most important thing in this scene is the fearful moments.

I think our director would like to see those on your face. Don't you sir?

Yes, this is the heart of the scene

It is very critical moment.

We need to see the fear on your face.

You need to make us to live those feelings

While you're here, we can make a little rehearsal.

Yes, now he has pointed the gun to you. You're afraid. Fear fear fear

Not like you are suffering but you are afraid

Are you sleeping? You are afraid.

Are you having a toothache?

You are afraid. Fear fear fear fear

Get afraid like somebody is pinching you.

Magnificent magnificent

Eee when are we shooting?

We can start if you are ready

Sir I thought it would be a crowded set

Yes you are right.

But I simply seek to create

a more natural, more realistic cinema

Cinema natural

Yes

Once I get the money we run

Let God help us

Will God help us to rob a bank man?

The habit of speech

Yes, I have the camera close to my shoulder

I will shoot mobile. It is new style

And you act naturally

I hope I can do

Hopefully

Yess... Camera is ready

And play!

Yes

God

Nobody move or I'll shoot. This is a robbery

What the fuck?

Quick, safe?

I don't know. All I know I am not robbing

-Don't shoot. -Quick, quick. Safe.

Aaaa.. Stop Mr. Robber don't shoot

I played big time.

-Sir? -Sir?

Can I do again?

-Vahi they are robbing the bank. -What the hell you are doing. Empty that safe.

No, it is because of me. I couldn't feel.

Are you mad? Safe noww..

I said I couldn't act. Wait a sec.

Eee enough!

Give me the money

Ohh you are really shooting. Ok, ok all right.

I'll kill that man

Where are you going?

Vahiii!

Go on. Good boy

Take it out

Man!

Don't move. Or I'll shoot

What are you doing?

I pulled the gun first

What are you doing man?

What's that in your hand?

Gun Really?

It is a toy man.

Are you going to scare me with that toy gun?

Is it that obvious?

Of course it is.

Look. Just for this reason I will shoot you.

No, no. Don't shoot.

You shouldn't and what's more you can't.

You can't heheh you can't

Why is that?

Let me put it this way

that revolver takes 6 bullets and you fired all six of them since you entered here

Good grief When did I do that??

-What's your name? -Taşkın

Mr. Taskın Coll name

Now with the excitement of first entry

you fired 3 bullets

-Three? -Yes sir

Eeee Then

Next time when warden refused to give

the money you get angry naturally

You fired two there

-No, not two? -Yes

No way Two for sure

Two… ok, 2 is lost there

After that I hope you fired one

to various places

Is that so?

I think you are wrong

No

Look sir I saw it.

Listen man

Look Now I used them all, see?

Look 1-2-3-4-5-6

Got it?

I am an experts

-Sure. -What's your name

Vahi Vahi do not bet with me again

Look at all this guns now

Open that one

Go on open

Look all these guns are like that

These are bullet entries

I guess this is your first robbery.

It is predecessor job but this is my first time.

Bravo

Hero Filmmakers

Film nearly became real

They became famous before shooting the film

Kemal do we have 50 thousand?

Yes we have 50 thousand mate

Then we can finish our movie

The most beautiful one.

-Do I have a role? -Of course you have man

-Me? -It can't be without you Tramp

We are shooting man!

Hello Mr. Sadan Mr. Sadan

We saw him Mr. Sadan

I get straight to the point. You two have become

very famous recently. I did a research. You are genuine filmmaker

Yes I thought...

I decided to help you to get this movie finished

But I have two conditions

Of course. Whatever you want.

One...

You will arrange a role for Aynur

and she will get a decent scene.

Two...

I am a business man

I will get my money till the last dime after the movie is released

Don't worry about that. Lannisters always pay their debts

Promise.

I won't see you getting into dodgy stuff

Regards

Take care of yourself

Ali Kemal!

Ali Kemal!

Berrin

What happened to you?

I learned everything Ali Kemal

Can you forgive me?

Forgive?

You are the woman I love.

I tried to tell you

Berrin...

Don't go with him. You'll regret this.

Excuse me

I always wanted to do that

-I love you. -I love you.

Let's go.

Love For Two

THE END