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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,039 You can't have your phone on. 2 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,039 Its electromagnetic field 3 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,399 deharmonizes the subtle energies we're dealing with. 4 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,199 It's not mine, I don't have one. 5 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,799 Sorry, it's mine. 6 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,159 It's been proved that cell phones fry your brain. 7 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,639 They should be banned. 8 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,599 Yes, it's a matter of time. 9 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,999 Mom, what's wrong? 10 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,079 THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE 11 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,319 Dickhead! 12 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,599 Control, this is engine 511 requesting an ambulance... 13 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,039 Be honest, Ana Mari. 14 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,919 You're coming back. 15 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,319 I see you in front of a camera. 16 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,199 What's more, 17 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,439 it has a great impact. 18 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,959 - I knew it. - It's very clear. 19 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,919 They want you back. 20 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,199 So do I. 21 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,279 I've danced so often to your "Diagnosis: in love". 22 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,079 That song was about me. 23 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,919 About you and all women. The illness of love. 24 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,159 When will it happen? Soon? 25 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,799 Don't be so impatient, Loreto. 26 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,839 It's going to be tough, 27 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,759 but it'll all end well. 28 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,359 Doesn't your sister have any questions? 29 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,319 No, no. 30 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,079 The cards have something to tell you. 31 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,280 Cut. 32 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,439 Go on, I'm paying. 33 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,959 Don't worry about me. 34 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,559 I like life to surprise me. 35 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,239 It will surprise you. 36 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,439 Are you in love? 37 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,319 I've been alone for a year. 38 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,999 There's a new love coming. 39 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,399 True love, the kind that's very rare. 40 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,519 But it all depends on you. 41 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,679 I don't want a boyfriend. 42 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,199 When I have one, I don't like myself. 43 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,479 It brings out the witch that's inside me. 44 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,039 "Big news." 45 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:35,119 "Fortune teller predicts triumphant comeback. Ha ha." 46 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,719 Turn that off, I'm never coming with you again. 47 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,839 If you'd give up the zen thing, 48 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,839 you'd look great in this. 49 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,359 Yeah, sure. 50 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,759 It was made in Bangladesh by kids with no shoes. 51 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,239 They should be grateful they've got a job. 52 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,639 It says China here, not Bangladesh. 53 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,639 It's you, isn't it? Or isn't it you? 54 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,599 Depends on who you mean. 55 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,639 What a blast! You're Loreto Monedero. 56 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:07,039 When I was 14, I dressed up as you for Carnival in my town. 57 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,599 I won second prize! 58 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,479 - What an honor! - This is amazing! 59 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,119 In a bar we go to every Friday 60 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,119 they always play your song at 3.00 a.m., don't they? 61 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,479 I'll have to drop by! 62 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:21,319 I know the choreography of "Diagnosis: in love" by heart. 63 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,936 - Really? - I taught it to my sister. 64 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:23,719 How sweet. 65 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,239 No second record? 66 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,479 There was one, but it wasn't promoted enough. 67 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,079 By the way, I'm on Twitter. Join and spread the word. 68 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,719 She updates it every ten minutes. 69 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,839 I love sharing my life with people. 70 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,759 It must be really interesting. 71 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,359 - What's up? - I dreamed of this! 72 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,279 - Stay calm. - Nobody move! 73 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,159 Fire service. 74 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,919 I'm Loreto Monedero. 75 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,759 You know, the singer, actress... 76 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,079 I can't hear you. What did you say? 77 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,679 I presented "Chill out, buddies", remember? 78 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,999 The kids' program. 79 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:56,999 Is it really you? 80 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,199 Those "Interviu" photos were a shock for the kids. 81 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,439 I had to boost my career. Marisol did it too. 82 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,439 If this interview lasts any longer I'll scream. 83 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Everyone OK? 84 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,319 - No! - Yes! 85 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,999 Don't worry. 86 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,359 How are you? 87 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,840 On duty. 88 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,040 Don't worry. 89 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,879 Stop telling me that! 90 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,519 Shit, I've screwed up my back. 91 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,759 Thanks, but I'm not that heavy! 92 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,079 You're very calm. I wish everyone was like that. 93 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,000 The worst was listening to them. 94 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,519 Out of the way, grandpa. 95 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,839 Now you. 96 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,159 "Stuck in an elevator with my sister and two fans." 97 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,679 "What a sight." 98 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,839 Thank you. 99 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,479 You look familiar but I don't know why. 100 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,559 People say that, but you know what? 101 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,679 I'll soon be more familiar. 102 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,439 Are you a masseuse? 103 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,039 Metamorphic. 104 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,559 A metamorphic masseuse, not like the others. 105 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,519 And what's that? 106 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,599 It's a technique 107 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,239 that consists of harmonizing your psychosomatic balance, 108 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,239 but it doesn't help with simple lumbago. 109 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,599 That's interesting. 110 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,239 Do you do it in a clinic or at home? 111 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,959 Good morning. 112 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,719 - How are you? - Awful, don't talk to me. 113 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,159 I told Santi to go screw himself. 114 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,119 Good morning! 115 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,399 My cat had five kittens last night. It was lovely. 116 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,479 Lucky you! Now you've got a family. 117 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,639 - What's her problem? - The usual. 118 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,159 And how are you? 119 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,999 I don't know. 120 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,959 I feel kind of 121 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,719 expectant. 122 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,439 My heart is saying: "Stay calm", 123 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,839 but my head is saying: "Watch out". You know? 124 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,919 You're so profound. 125 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,119 - How are you? - Same as ever. 126 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,719 Merce! 127 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,359 - What? - Who do you give our cards to? 128 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,879 It's amazing. 129 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,359 There are three gorgeous hunks asking for you. 130 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,639 Share them out, you won't be able to attend them all. 131 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,519 Remember us? 132 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,319 Sure, the firemen. 133 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,679 It's a coincidence. 134 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,399 We've got the same shifts. 135 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,879 And the same free time. 136 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,239 OK, how can we divide them up? 137 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,039 - I'm free right now. - And so am I. 138 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,239 We're all excellent. Who's coming with me? 139 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:01,719 Well... 140 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,599 I guess... 141 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,039 - We can wait. - Yeah, we'll wait. 142 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,119 I'm in no hurry. 143 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,999 I'm very shy. 144 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,199 I need to know someone a bit before I undress. 145 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,960 I see. 146 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,280 Well... 147 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,399 Who's first? 148 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,999 No, no! That's not necessary. 149 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,439 No? 150 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,279 I only work on feet, hands and head. 151 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,119 Not the glutes? 152 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,399 They really ache. 153 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,399 Isn't it hot here? 154 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,759 Maybe you got me wrong the other day. 155 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,759 - I'm not a physiotherapist. - No? 156 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,720 Know what happens? 157 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,959 Girls 158 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,479 judge me because I'm good looking. 159 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,879 And that's 160 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,599 hard, very hard. 161 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,199 Yes, but it's best if we don't talk. 162 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,199 With all this touching business 163 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,919 a lot of guys must get a hard on, right? 164 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,559 Yes. 165 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,239 And then I charge extra. So be careful. 166 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,519 Really? 167 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,679 I reconnect you with your prenatal period. 168 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:21,999 You may experience strange feelings or emotions will be unblocked. 169 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,679 That's strange. 170 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,039 What's happening? 171 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,319 What did you do? 172 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,999 It's a gift I have. 173 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,199 Let it out, don't worry. I'm used to this. 174 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,839 - I don't feel anything. - Are you sure? 175 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,239 - I feel you're blocked. - I feel ticklish. 176 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,719 What about my lower back? 177 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,119 That was great, really. 178 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,759 It's been ages since... 179 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,759 Yes, it's very liberating. 180 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,879 Call me if you want. 181 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,919 To go out, whatever you want. 182 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,079 I swear, I don't usually do this, 183 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,559 but when I saw you 184 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,599 you seemed very special. 185 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,639 If you want to have a drink. 186 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,799 I'm good on computers too. 187 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,679 We can talk more about "metaphorical" massage. 188 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,039 What? 189 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,079 - Are you coming? - I'm on my way. 190 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,919 Did you get him something? 191 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,279 Yeah, of course, it's 192 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,879 fantastic, you'll see. 193 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,079 Got to go, don't start without me. 194 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,199 Sweetheart! Darling! Happy birthday! 195 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,759 Look what mom got you. 196 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,799 How old is my boy? 197 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,879 How old is he? 198 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,679 Remind your mom, she forgets. 199 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,839 - Who am I? - Loreto. 200 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,719 Hello, love. We finally see you, 201 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,679 but only because it's Samuel's birthday. 202 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,319 I'm really busy. 203 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,599 You're always busy. 204 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,919 One more candle. Great! 205 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,799 You can't miss a chance like that. 206 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,679 Screw all three and pick the one you like most. 207 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,959 Who do you think I am? You? 208 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,279 Why didn't they hit on me? 209 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,479 I guess I was nervous and sweaty. 210 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,319 They seemed kind of dumb. 211 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,399 Dumb? They were hunks! 212 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,919 You always go with skinny, complicated guys. 213 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,679 We're complicated enough. 214 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,599 Just make the most of it. 215 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,839 You've dated no one since Joaquín. 216 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,919 She's better off like that. 217 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,279 Don't listen to her. 218 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,079 Mom, we're talking. 219 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,479 Can't I give my opinion? 220 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,639 Is that present safe? 221 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,839 It stinks of glue. You could've spent a bit more. 222 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,599 I bought him "Toy Story". 223 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,519 Then I'll shut up. 224 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,839 Call the dark haired one. He was the best. 225 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,199 No, I didn't trust him. The other one seemed nice. 226 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,400 Which other? 227 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,039 The handsome one had something too. 228 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,239 But I'm not calling any of them. 229 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,879 I thought you might like to... 230 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,400 Friday? 231 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600 I'm off! 232 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,679 At this time? Don't be late! 233 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,079 Don't be late! 234 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,959 Here. 235 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,999 I don't drink alcohol. 236 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,319 You didn't tell me. 237 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,919 You didn't ask. 238 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,719 All right, sure. Tonight, then? 239 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,039 Girls are always intimidated by me. 240 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,319 I think being a fireman is a big turn on. 241 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,399 It is, isn't it? 242 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,919 Yeah... Well, I don't know. I guess so. 243 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,479 - I've never been in love. - I don't believe you. 244 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,519 I swear, I don't know what it is. 245 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,439 - But you've had girlfriends. - Yeah, sure. 246 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:01,519 But not all that thing of being in love and suffering. 247 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,959 But being in love isn't just suffering. 248 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,879 - It's a lot of other things. - What things? 249 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,159 They saw me in the calendar we do every year 250 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,559 and wanted me to be "eye candy" on a TV show. 251 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,799 But I said no. 252 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,639 Obviously. 253 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:23,039 But I wonder how my life would be now if I'd said yes. 254 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,519 ...understanding, affection, support, 255 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,959 but nowadays no one seems willing to offer all that. 256 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,479 We're badly formatted. 257 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,799 Hey, man! 258 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,599 - How are you? - Great, and you? 259 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,119 Great, having a drink. 260 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,719 Well, thanks. 261 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,119 It was a pleasure. 262 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:54,599 Is that it? 263 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,999 Is today OK? 264 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,679 Sure. 265 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 So, 266 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,599 you're a vegetarian. 267 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,279 For any special reason? 268 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,759 Shit, my drops! 269 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,159 Well, it's because 270 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,159 meat today is full of hormones and antibiotics 271 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,959 and it's hard for your body to eliminate that shit. 272 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,839 And it causes cancer and loads of illnesses. 273 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,519 Homeopathy for anxiety. 274 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,839 Just relax. 275 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,039 You think I'm nervous? 276 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,439 No, but you said that the drops... 277 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,120 Never mind. 278 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,879 But they say vegetables are full of pesticides, don't they? 279 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,119 Or do you only eat ultra-biological stuff? 280 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,119 I try to, 281 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,279 - as much as possible. - Of course. 282 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,559 For later. 283 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,279 - It's odd, a fireman who smokes. - Well, I'm one. 284 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,079 Some wine? 285 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,599 I don't drink alcohol. 286 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,279 A lot of limitations. 287 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:24,319 You think so? You must think I'm kind of paranoid. 288 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,640 Are you? 289 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,119 I watch myself. 290 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,919 But I'll make an exception today. 291 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,559 I don't believe in couples anymore. 292 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,119 I did, when I was stupid, but not now. 293 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,479 I don't know why people insist on pairing off. 294 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,680 Isn't it absurd? 295 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,719 No one is willing to give way. 296 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,319 And I'm the worst. 297 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,079 If I'm dating I become really possessive. 298 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,199 Being your boyfriend can't be easy. 299 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,679 Well, it's the wine too. 300 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,199 I'm not used to it. Give me some more! 301 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,159 - Really? - Yes, go on! 302 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,439 I think we're all crazy, simple as that. 303 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,600 You know? 304 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,919 And after what happened I don't... 305 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,239 I don't want long relationships 306 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,159 or commitments or anything like that. 307 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,199 - A rose for pretty girl? - No, thank you. 308 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,599 I do want a rose for the handsome guy. 309 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,119 As you won't do it... 310 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,079 Thank you. 311 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,639 Here, for being handsome. 312 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,199 - Did you want me to buy you one? - No, not at all. 313 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,559 I don't always catch on. 314 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,279 Neither do I. 315 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,559 Now I am "pretty girl". 316 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,479 At times I don't know what planet girls are from. 317 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,119 From Earth, like guys. 318 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,439 Why do they always say: "I love you as you are" 319 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,759 and then try to change me? 320 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,119 You have to be cold, forget about your heart. 321 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,919 They say girls prefer commitment to sex, 322 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,079 but I don't think that's true. 323 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,199 I could tell you about a few... 324 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,559 The homeopath told me to take what I wanted, 325 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:07,239 what was important was that I shouldn't get obsessed. 326 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,759 Yeah, it's strange. 327 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,399 - Well... - it's... 328 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,279 Would you like another drink? 329 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,639 I'm on duty tomorrow. 330 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,599 And I'm working tomorrow! 331 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,119 We met on a Sunday, the worst day! 332 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,959 If you'd called me Friday, or Saturday... 333 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,639 Thank you so much for dinner. 334 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,199 I hope all those vegetables didn't disagree with you. 335 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,839 No, my digestive system is very grateful. 336 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,399 We'll talk another day, if you like. 337 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,119 Yes, we'll see. 338 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,840 Anyway... 339 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,799 - This is Station 8. - Go ahead. 340 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,319 811, Key 6. 341 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,679 Received Key 6 from 811 . 342 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,359 Well? 343 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,199 A lady left her cooker on. 344 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,119 Where's Toño? 345 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,199 What? 346 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,679 Come here, quick! 347 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,079 - Why all the hurry? - I want my money. 348 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,079 I screwed the masseuse on Saturday. 349 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,559 Merce? 350 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,079 She rang you? 351 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400 Yeah. 352 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,479 - Was her name Merce? - What? 353 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,040 I screwed the masseuse on Saturday. 354 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,559 So cough up the money, guys. 355 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,839 What do you mean? I screwed her. 356 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,719 On Saturday? Impossible. 357 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,039 - On Friday. - She's something else! 358 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,359 I saw her on Sunday. 359 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,119 - You didn't screw her? - She's weird. 360 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,639 I thought she was nice. 361 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,599 Weird? She gave you the brush-off. 362 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,879 We should've gone after the sister, she was famous. 363 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,999 She was so horny she was bound to call all of us. 364 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,359 So, is it a draw? 365 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,399 - We'll leave the fund for later? - I'm sick of this game. 366 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,639 Yeah, because you lost. 367 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,679 - Or because you really liked her? - You're a dickhead. 368 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,999 - Who's calling you? - Your mother. 369 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,599 It's not the masseuse, is it? 370 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,759 - Is it her? - Is she calling? 371 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,839 The bastard bit me. 372 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,199 - Are you there? - Yes, I'm here. 373 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,999 I thought I'd give you a call to see how you are. 374 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,759 I'm fine, great. I'm here, 375 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,799 working too. 376 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,479 Saving lots of lives? 377 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,759 No, it's quiet today. 378 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,759 Just as well. 379 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,879 Maybe you'd like to meet, have a drink... 380 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,639 This week I'm really busy, but... 381 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,839 - I'll see. - Sure, we can talk later. 382 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,719 - OK. - Work hard! 383 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,599 You've got over 300 films? 384 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,279 And really good quality. I've got them all, whatever you want. 385 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,839 I don't really know how to copy films. 386 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,879 No, I download them, but I pay for them. 387 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,759 I'll lend you my hard drive and you can copy them. 388 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,479 Want to come to the station for lunch? 389 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,839 If you're paying... 390 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,279 Hey, don't go. 391 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,999 They weren't that hot. 392 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,679 This is shit! 393 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,079 No one's written a single comment! 394 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,399 I'm erasing it. 395 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,919 Want to do a gig? 396 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,479 Another one? 397 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,559 In Benidorm. 398 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,319 They don't pay much but they want a familiar face. 399 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,079 - What do you think? - No more disco gigs, Fidel. 400 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,879 No, thank you. 401 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,359 You want work, I'm offering you work. 402 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,799 This is all there is. 403 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,839 I need quality work to make my comeback. 404 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,759 You're my agent, sell me! 405 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,479 I'm trying, love, but they want new faces. 406 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,359 You were over-exposed, they can't slot you anywhere. 407 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,959 They still play my song in gay clubs! 408 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,439 They know what's good, not like TV executives! 409 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,879 Calm down, Loreto, sweetheart. 410 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,079 See how I can get angry? 411 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,599 I could do it on a TV program and make a fortune! 412 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,319 Get me on some channel. 413 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,599 All in good time, my love. 414 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,959 - I have faith in you. - Same here. 415 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,879 I have faith in me. 416 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,159 How much do they pay in Benidorm? 417 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,239 How are you getting on? 418 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,039 I'm still the same. 419 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,439 I go out on some calls, the simple ones, 420 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,799 when we're short staffed, 421 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,919 but I try to work on the radio. 422 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,039 When the siren goes off, I'm terrified. 423 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,039 I can put you on sick leave any time you want. 424 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,599 No, no, not again. 425 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,679 I prefer to stay in the station. 426 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,559 Otherwise, it'd be like feeding my paranoia. 427 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,279 Excuse me. 428 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,439 Call rejected 429 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,359 It's my first time. A friend says it's very liberating. 430 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,679 Yes, it is, just relax and turn off your phone. 431 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,359 At times I think about it: 432 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,039 going to the country, quitting the job, 433 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,240 doing something else... 434 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,599 Excuse me again. 435 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,919 Hello? 436 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,719 Call rejected 437 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,439 - Answer it, if you want. - No. 438 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,519 It's a girl. 439 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,119 She's being a pain. 440 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,320 That's it. 441 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,079 Shall we talk about her? 442 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,159 We went out for dinner, it was great. 443 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,759 She's bit crazy, 444 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,399 very different from the girls I usually date. 445 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,599 They're kind of silly, but... 446 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,760 But...? 447 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,159 I don't know. 448 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,159 I think she's one of those girls you get now 449 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,519 who screw guys without thinking about what they feel. 450 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,719 That's interesting. Something's happened. 451 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,599 Isn't that what women accused you of doing? 452 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,279 Come on, let it all out. 453 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,119 That's it, very good. 454 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,359 Go on, let it all out, by yourself. 455 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,919 Yes? 456 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,279 Do it yourself, let it out. 457 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,480 Raúl. 458 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,199 What a surprise! 459 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,359 Fuck! 460 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,599 What's up? Aren't you training today? 461 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,319 I'm checking out what you brought. 462 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,799 You've got loads of films. 463 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,279 I told you. 464 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,079 Can you work it? 465 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,039 Did you lend these to anyone else? 466 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,119 No, just you. Why? 467 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,639 You know what's in here? 468 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,639 I thought it was "Terminator Salvation". 469 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,439 I swear, and I found this. 470 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,319 Rough, isn't it? 471 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,879 Yeah, very rough. 472 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,039 - Hey, I'm not... - No, don't worry! 473 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,079 Anyway, they're totally different things. 474 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,199 - But there are more. - Really? 475 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,439 I didn't realize. 476 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,959 - Have you seen them? - I just had a quick look. 477 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,239 Why? 478 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,119 What's up, fags? 479 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,119 Just checking the sports pages. 480 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,919 Want an ice cream? 481 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,839 No. Do you? 482 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,479 No, it was in case you did. I don't want anything. 483 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,359 - I can get you one... - No, I don't feel like it. 484 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,039 This is weird, isn't it? 485 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,439 Why? 486 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,959 Well, the other night was very... Or I thought so. 487 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,439 It was the wine, you aren't used to it. 488 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,119 Really? Just the wine? 489 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,999 Your pals told you, didn't they? 490 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,559 Told me what? 491 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,839 I didn't call them back, I called you. 492 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,039 I'm very traditional, what else can I say? 493 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,999 I don't sleep with a guy the first night. 494 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,079 You did with them, but I didn't want to. 495 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,559 Why not? What happened? 496 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,799 I was shitting myself. The meal disagreed with me. 497 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,359 I wasn't going to take you home and then sit on the toilet. 498 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,919 I'm single, I can sleep with whoever I want. 499 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,879 I don't have to apologize. 500 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,679 But I do. 501 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,439 Forgive me. 502 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,759 This is stupid. 503 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,399 At times 504 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,759 we pick a girl we like 505 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,879 and we bet to see who gets to sleep with her. 506 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,119 Can you explain that a bit more? 507 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,359 No one ever called all three of us. You were the first. 508 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,199 I'm really ashamed about it and I'm sorry. 509 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,399 I'm even sorrier. You bastards! 510 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,520 Where are you going? 511 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,279 Tell your pals they're only average in bed. 512 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,919 They've got a lot to learn. 513 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,559 - Wait, have an ice cream! - Go to hell! 514 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,239 MISS ASS WITH CREAM 515 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,159 From the town of Pedreguer we have Carmen María. 516 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,719 She considers herself broad minded and liberal. 517 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,719 She likes powerful motorbikes, 518 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,799 stiletto heels and wearing traditional costume, 519 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,119 and in bed she is very, very playful. 520 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,639 Leave some for the others, greedy-guts! 521 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,639 - Give me a kiss. - I can't. 522 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,919 It's all I want. 523 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,199 - Just a kiss. - Leave me alone. 524 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,639 Loreto, it's just a kiss. 525 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,439 What the hell were you doing in there? 526 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,479 Having a drink with the owner. 527 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,039 And powdering your nose! I saw you earlier. 528 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,719 What do you mean? Here, keep this for me. 529 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,999 Where did you get this? 530 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,839 I've got bills to pay! 531 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,599 You're a star! 532 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,839 A star who lives on Earth and needs money! 533 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,239 Get me better jobs! 534 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,919 Why don't you sell that fucking car? 535 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,919 No! I bought it with the money from "Interviu". 536 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,120 It was my dream. 537 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,919 I'll never give it up. 538 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,279 Keep this for me, please. 539 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,799 But you don't get 15%. 540 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,759 I negotiated it. 541 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,599 As you're so good at negotiating contracts 542 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,999 tomorrow we're breaking ours. 543 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,119 I represent artists, not... 544 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,119 Fuck! A few months ago I didn't have this. 545 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,719 What's going on in there? 546 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,199 Look, Paraca, 547 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,519 who says that drinking after a meal dissolves food? 548 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,079 All of Spain says so. 549 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,519 Come here and help me with this. 550 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,159 Toñito can help you, I have to do the shopping. 551 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,239 Will you help me? 552 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,599 OK, are you ready? One, two, three. 553 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,679 A phone's ringing. 554 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,879 It's mine. 555 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,119 There, that's it. 556 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,999 How was the fireman? 557 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,239 A big nothing. 558 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,799 A mirage. He turned out to be a dickhead. 559 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,319 Like all men. 560 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,199 Nature is playing a dirty trick on us. 561 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,839 Maybe men and women aren't meant to be together. 562 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,759 You got nothing better to do? 563 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,559 Will you ever speak to me again? 564 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,199 No, and get off my bike. 565 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,079 Will I do that? 566 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,119 Thank you. 567 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,639 I was really hurt by how you judged me. 568 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,519 I'm sorry. 569 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,319 You really do that with girls? 570 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,999 What if we re-boot and start over again? 571 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,759 OK, but I don't want anything serious. 572 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,759 - Why do you think I do? - You've come here... 573 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,399 - You called me. - This isn't working. 574 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,199 Let's do another re-boot. 575 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,799 Where are you running to? 576 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,679 If I can find the door, to work. 577 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,079 It's over there. 578 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,079 There's something I didn't tell you. 579 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,479 The slut inside me 580 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,799 made a bet too, with my sister. 581 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,119 To see if I could sleep with the three of you. 582 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,919 And look... 583 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,919 I did it! 584 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,359 I knew all that promiscuity wasn't normal. 585 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,839 You're the best of the three, by far. 586 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,999 Well, OK, we'll talk, I guess. 587 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,799 I'll give you a lift. 588 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,199 Very nice of you. 589 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,639 - There's no obligation. - Did I say anything? 590 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,159 All right, bye. 591 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,559 You were joking about the bet, right? 592 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,399 You're late! 593 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,359 We're going for tea. Want to come? 594 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,799 What's it like being an urban hero? 595 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,279 Come on, that's... 596 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,039 Everyone loves firemen, 597 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,239 not policemen, but they love firemen. 598 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,159 They're like real life versions of superheroes. 599 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,519 No, it's no big deal. 600 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,199 And he's humble too. 601 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,879 I'm not crying. 602 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,359 You've got a heart of stone. 603 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,959 I'll manage it one day. 604 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,799 Something tells me you'll cry over me before I cry over you. 605 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,679 You're so sure! What do you bet? 606 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,519 What do I bet? 607 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,799 You're going to cry rivers and waterfalls. 608 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,239 You're much softer, it's obvious. 609 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,199 - It's obvious. - I'm a real tough guy. 610 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,199 You act tough but you're a big softie. 611 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,839 What was that? 612 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,119 A reflex action. 613 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,359 Is there a problem? 614 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,439 You see? I want my money. 615 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,439 This is just sex, don't get emotional and start wanting more. 616 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,639 Of course not, I'm just using you. 617 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,559 Put on your uniform. 618 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,439 - It's in the washing machine. - Even better. 619 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,160 Christ! 620 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,479 What would I do there? 621 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,599 You'd be with me. Isn't that enough? 622 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:03,199 Today, Maestro Cañete is channeling Maprem Deva Ranga, 623 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,599 a Tibetan entity who tells the truth about each one, 624 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,319 the truth one refuses to see. 625 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,239 You believe that nonsense? 626 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,079 Of course, why not? 627 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,719 I need a beer first. 628 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,599 Just one! 629 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,319 What we wrongly believe to be love 630 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,879 is really an unhealthy, fleeting mirage 631 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,199 that usually lasts very little time. 632 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,039 Soon there is fear, 633 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,759 suspicion, resentment, 634 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,399 criticism. 635 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:39,239 All the states that imply the illness that is love. 636 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,319 True, authentic love has got nothing to do with that... 637 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,759 Take off your shoes. 638 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,479 I'll take them off, but it's your responsibility. 639 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,239 What is this, Marcela? 640 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,999 Forgive me, maestro, it's all been settled. 641 00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,639 Continue, please. 642 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,519 If there's noise I lose the thread. 643 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,599 I know, I apologize. 644 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,800 Sorry. 645 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,239 Don't you have watches? 646 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,999 We thought it was at 8:00. 647 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,639 It was at 7:00. Why are you here? 648 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,319 We're interested in the subject. 649 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,679 I am, in particular. 650 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,839 And he isn't? Isn't he in love? 651 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,599 Thank you. 652 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,999 No, not at all. 653 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,399 Neither am I. 654 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,279 No? It's obvious you're crazy about each other. 655 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,719 Don't you want to admit it? That's logical. 656 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,879 Love between lovers ends 657 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,359 the moment both confess for the first time they love each other. 658 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,999 That's when you think that the other has become your property. 659 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,839 You think such a special feeling can't be ephemeral. 660 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,799 But it is, 661 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,159 and you must be prepared 662 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,079 to face what lies ahead. 663 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,479 Good luck. 664 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,439 - He's a dickhead! - Please... 665 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,359 Can nobody disagree with him? 666 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,799 Merce, I didn't expect this from you. 667 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,319 Please forgive us. 668 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,799 I should have come alone. It won't happen again. 669 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,639 Are you drunk? 670 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,559 Me? No, not at all. 671 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,159 You've got the wrong idea about me. 672 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,119 I've got no problem with eating this. 673 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,959 So I see. You're hungry. 674 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,479 What a pathetic vegetarian. 675 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,759 Hey...! 676 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,519 But if I keep drinking, anything could happen. 677 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,839 A question. 678 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,559 What you said back there, were you serious? 679 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,159 What I said...? 680 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,279 What did I say? 681 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,039 - Yes, is it true or not? - Yes, love is different. 682 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,399 - So shall we stop? - We haven't started anything. 683 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,279 You're a bit of a messer. 684 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,799 No, you're messing me up. 685 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,759 I like you, all right? 686 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,359 That's it. 687 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,199 Don't drink any more. 688 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,639 I listen to you and start talking nonsense. 689 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,519 I like you too. 690 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,359 See? I talk nonsense too. 691 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,479 Really? 692 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,039 The beginning of the end, Maestro Cañete says. 693 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,959 What a drama. 694 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,559 They want me? 695 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,719 We've broken our contract, you can deal with them. 696 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,159 No, no. 697 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,959 I mentioned your name and their faces lit up. 698 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,119 You can't miss this chance. 699 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,399 You've been with me in good and bad times. 700 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,919 If you want to come back I want you back. 701 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,759 All right, 702 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,599 but on one condition. 703 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,679 When you're working, you don't take that shit. 704 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,159 I only take it occasionally. 705 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,199 - It's not a problem for me. - It is for me. 706 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,399 Especially after Benidorm. 707 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,119 What about Benidorm? 708 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,079 You're an adult, but at times you don't act like it. 709 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,799 I hope you don't do the same thing again. 710 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,559 If I hear that you have, I'm quitting. 711 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,919 - Aren't you answering it? - No. 712 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,679 - What are you doing? - You don't clean much, do you? 713 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,279 A girl comes in. 714 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,599 Every three months? 715 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,839 I'm off, I've got a game. 716 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,799 How about supper on Friday, at my house? 717 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,639 - As a friend. - All right. 718 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,999 There's no hurry, you don't have to, 719 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,639 but my mother's kind of anxious. 720 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,679 I can't. Friday is Paraca's birthday. 721 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,919 What about lunch on Saturday? 722 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,839 We'll talk about it. 723 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,039 I have to go now. 724 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,679 Like the fortune teller said, I'm on TV again! 725 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,319 - What fortune teller? - Really? 726 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,599 The interview's on Tuesday. We'll know for certain. 727 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,599 Let's celebrate. Have you any wine? 728 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,439 I do, but you could have brought some. 729 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,119 Mom's going to be on TV again! 730 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,159 Yes, she is! 731 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,559 - Hello! - Sweetheart... 732 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,879 - What's up? - We've had a few drinks. 733 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,799 and we're going for supper... 734 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,799 I can hardly hear you. 735 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,879 Have a good time, enjoy yourself, love. 736 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,119 Text me later and remember that tomorrow... 737 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,039 Raúl? 738 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,880 Hello? 739 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280 Supper! 740 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,439 I can rent a bigger place and take him with me. 741 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,319 These days, programs don't last long. 742 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,279 Some do. Why not mine? 743 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,519 What about your guy? 744 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,799 He's fine. 745 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,679 Who didn't want a boyfriend? 746 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,359 He's not my boyfriend. 747 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,079 You've cleaned the house and searched the drawers. 748 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,479 The first, yes, the second, no. 749 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,999 I don't want to say too much but... 750 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,559 I don't know. 751 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,599 I'm surprised at myself. 752 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,439 I like how I am with him. 753 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,999 For now. 754 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,479 Why? 755 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,519 He's a great guy, 756 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,359 different from all the others. 757 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,559 He's romantic, 758 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,639 affectionate. 759 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,919 He takes care of me, he listens to me. 760 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,559 He's a good person. 761 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,959 And he's very noble. 762 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,199 He's a good lover. 763 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,039 And he's hot! 764 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:11,159 Don't trust a guy who seems so perfect. 765 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,599 I mean, he must have some fault. 766 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,559 It's Friday night. Why aren't you with him? 767 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,999 The other night at a party I saw that basketball player, 768 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,639 the one in the NBA. 769 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,799 Listen, he's a giant. He's so tall! 770 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:33,119 If I was standing up, in heels, I could still suck him off. 771 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,879 Excuse me a minute. 772 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,039 Got any? 773 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:42,519 - Any what? - You know. 774 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,639 - Cigarettes? - Viagra. Give me one. 775 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,199 You've really got a gorgeous ass. 776 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,119 The prettiest I've ever seen. 777 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,839 Yeah, right. You like my ass? 778 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,119 Look how hard it is. 779 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,919 Do you like yours more than mine, or what? 780 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:42,359 The number you've reached is unavailable. 781 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,039 Did you make it clear it was today? 782 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,839 Maybe he associates paella with Sundays. 783 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,599 He must have forgotten. 784 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,599 How odd. 785 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,639 - Did you call him? - She's called him five times. 786 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,239 I think he's scared. 787 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,199 You went too fast. 788 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,079 It's his loss. 789 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:27,639 This is delicious, isn't it? 790 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,479 Delicious. 791 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,999 He had to come along and turn your head, 792 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,199 and now 793 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,639 you're hung up on him and embarrassed by this. 794 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,759 It's no way to treat a girl like you. 795 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,439 He doesn't deserve you. 796 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,439 In this family we can't choose men. 797 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,599 Look at Samuel's father. 798 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,399 A disco smartass without a job. 799 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,599 He's running a dog hotel now. 800 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,759 - Then he should pay child support! - Stop! 801 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,319 Right now, I need your solidarity. 802 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,879 Dad was a shit and a drunk, but all men aren't like him. 803 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,279 We have to trust people. 804 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,239 If not, what have we got? 805 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,639 What if something's happened? 806 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,279 LOVING WITHOUT SUFFERING 807 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,519 Hello. 808 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,839 Sweetheart... 809 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,399 You're alive. How are you? 810 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,879 Hung over. 811 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,239 Do you know what day this is? 812 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,279 Sunday? 813 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,119 We waited all day for you yesterday. 814 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,199 Yesterday? Shit, I'm sorry. 815 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,279 We got carried away and I lost my phone. 816 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,719 I had to ask Salva for your number. 817 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,839 We all ended up drunk in my house. 818 00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,639 Some of them are still lying here. 819 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,479 What was it, some kind of gypsy wedding? 820 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,479 It was Paraca's birthday and that's special. 821 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,759 You're not angry, are you? 822 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:14,439 No, not at all, I'm sure Paraca deserved his party. 823 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,119 I had a great weekend too. 824 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,519 At home, very relaxing, 825 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:22,639 with my mother, my nephew, 826 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,559 my self-help book. Happy as could be. 827 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,279 So everyone's happy. 828 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,159 I'll come by some other day to meet your mother. 829 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,359 For a relationship to work you have to accept, 830 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,799 trust, 831 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,479 put up with his defects, 832 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,399 respect his space. 833 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,599 Yes, I read that book too. 834 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,039 Have you read, "Think the worst and you'll be right"? 835 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,679 I can recommend it. 836 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,079 On my birthday, I picked up a real pain who wouldn't leave. 837 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,279 The kind who plays the little girl, "Look after me", that shit. 838 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,959 Fuck! 839 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,679 At times I prefer jerking off to being with a girl. 840 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,159 It's not the same. 841 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,119 Look, I can enjoy myself more on my own: 842 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,639 porn, joints and hand jobs. 843 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,319 Self-sexuality. It's the most practical. 844 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,919 A life-long jerk off. 845 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,159 Well... 846 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,399 And proud of it. 847 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,399 And who sucks you off? 848 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,999 The ladder is playing up. 849 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,239 It's switched on, right? 850 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,639 Toño and Salva, get in the basket. The others, come with me. 851 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,319 I don't know what's wrong! It's jammed! 852 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,839 Shit, that's all we needed. 853 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,999 Lately you've been kind of avoiding me. 854 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,839 - What? No, I haven't. - I think you have. 855 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,999 - I haven't. - Whatever you say. 856 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,279 - No, man. - Ok. 857 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,079 I saw the films you lent me. 858 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,599 The normal ones, not the others. 859 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,319 I saw a bit of the others too, 860 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,559 - and... - Don't they turn you on? 861 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,199 I don't know what it is about them. 862 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,159 I think they're the most heterosexual thing in the world. 863 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,999 And I'm not into guys. 864 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,959 I'm a bit screwed up with all this. 865 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,679 That's normal. 866 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,399 I mean, those actors, 867 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,439 they're so masculine they can't be gay, can they? 868 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,119 They must be like us. 869 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,199 It must be like a new sexual tendency, 870 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,239 like Paraca was saying before. 871 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,839 I've done everything with girls and I'm fed up. 872 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:15,319 It's like we're from different planets, we don't connect. 873 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,079 I've learned how to download them, but I pay for them. 874 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,999 Very hunky, with policemen, firemen, mountaineers 875 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,479 Want to see them? 876 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,599 Come in, make yourself comfortable. 877 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,759 Feel at home. 878 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,919 Want a beer or anything? 879 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,919 Look, that one's neat. 880 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,639 Tape that one for me too. 881 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,759 Do you mind if... 882 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,879 No, not at all, I might do it myself in a while. 883 00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,359 Go ahead. 884 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,279 Don't worry, I won't ask you to suck me off. 885 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,559 Neither will I. 886 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,079 That's fag stuff. 887 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,079 And we're not fags. 888 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,119 No fucking way. That's not my thing. 889 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,759 - Jerk off, maybe. - Look at him. 890 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,279 Look at his back, man, just look at it! 891 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,479 Do you think it's natural? 892 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,679 - Yes? - Hello! 893 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,639 It's Silvia. What are you doing? 894 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,519 - Yes? - Hi, it's Eva. 895 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,479 What are you doing? 896 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,479 It must be hard being a fireman. 897 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,559 Well, you get used to it. 898 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,479 You must have been in some very difficult situations. 899 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,599 A few. 900 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,759 And you must have rescued lots of cats from trees. 901 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,439 That too. 902 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,159 I dated a fireman. 903 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:25,719 You never told me. 904 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:27,159 I was very young. 905 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,439 There wasn't much to tell. 906 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,959 He wasn't very bright. 907 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,159 ...the age of young people taking drugs 908 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,919 is getting lower every year. 909 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,599 I was lucky my daughters turned out so well. 910 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,759 - Who were you talking to? - Nobody. 911 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,319 I want another. 912 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:22,759 Another? 913 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,559 I've finished this one. 914 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,159 You've had three and I'm only half way through my tonic. 915 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,919 Well, drink faster. 916 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:31,639 I'm not that thirsty. 917 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,719 How many beers can you drink in one night? 918 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,079 What is this? Am I out with my mother? 919 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,679 Oh, God, it's Laurel and Hardy. 920 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,679 Did you arrange this? 921 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,479 Yes, didn't I tell you? 922 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,559 You don't want another? 923 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,039 I haven't finished this one. 924 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,839 Every guy I go out with, it's the same question. 925 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:04,799 Always. 926 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,479 How many men have I been with? I don't know. 927 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,199 86 or 87. 928 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,959 And they get annoyed. 929 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,319 - And you? - Me, what? 930 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,319 - Come on. - How many I've been with? 931 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,439 Not one man. 932 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,239 Sure, we're sluts and you're smart asses. 933 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,999 This is great fun, isn't it? 934 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,439 Cheers! 935 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,479 We should do something together, the three couples. 936 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,920 Maybe a weekend in the country. 937 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,119 I love the country. 938 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,879 Shall we go and dance? 939 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,599 - I'm tired. - Don't be a drag. 940 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,279 I've got a headache. 941 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,359 We're leaving. She's tired. 942 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,639 And I've got a headache. 943 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,199 I've got aspirin. 944 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,519 - I hope you feel better. - Thanks. 945 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,119 What's up? Everyone was having fun except you. 946 00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,639 - I can't stand those two. - I thought they were nice. 947 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,319 You want everyone to be like you. Sorry, but we're not as perfect. 948 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,199 Who were you calling on the phone? 949 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,159 - Don't start that. - You see? 950 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,799 I have no idea who you really are. 951 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,679 What really happened that weekend? 952 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,359 I knew this would come up eventually. 953 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,079 You went whoring, is that it? 954 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,679 Is that what I can expect? 955 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:29,519 - You're crazy! - How could you last so long? 956 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,519 - With pills or what? - I don't have to explain anything. 957 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:34,839 - Oh, no? - No. 958 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,519 Maybe you were so drunk you picked someone up 959 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,719 and now you just want to move on. 960 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,199 You're really disappointing me. 961 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,519 Same here. 962 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,319 I'm the way I am. you can accept me or not. 963 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,799 I accept you with all your odd ideas and paranoia. 964 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,359 Accept me as I am or this has nothing to do with love. 965 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,199 It's just the opposite of love, and I've been there before. 966 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,399 OK, maybe it was all a mirage. 967 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,959 - Maybe it was. - Not maybe. I'm sure of it. 968 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:13,799 What? 969 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,959 I wanted to ask you something. 970 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,879 - Did we split up or not? - Didn't you say we had? 971 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,719 - So it's over. - Don't drive me crazy. 972 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,359 - Well, goodbye. - Goodbye! 973 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,479 You've got lots of ghosts, 974 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,199 and a judge inside that won't let you enjoy life. 975 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,536 - You're an outdated hippy. - And you're vulgar. 976 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,719 - What's up with you? - No, what's up with you? 977 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,799 Let's change the subject before I get angry too. 978 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,719 And the great program that'll make you a star again? 979 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,639 - When do you start? - Today. 980 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,119 There were technical problems but it's OK now. 981 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,359 - I don't want to talk about that. - Or anything. 982 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,479 You're really pissing me off! 983 00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,159 Go do your yoga, don't take your temper out on me! 984 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,159 Stop the fucking car! 985 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,359 I'm taking your son. Come on, love. 986 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:29,799 That's it. 987 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,599 I'm tighter 988 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,879 than the screws on a submarine. 989 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,279 What are you doing? 990 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,119 - I don't know if this'll work. - Just do it. 991 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,679 One of them will come out OK. 992 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,519 All right. 993 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,560 Go on. 994 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,759 - And if we put them on Internet? - Why would we do that? 995 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,279 - They wouldn't see our faces. - You're crazy. No! 996 01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:57,959 - Shit. - Right, that's enough. 997 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,079 - One more. - It's my turn. 998 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,479 The fucking star. 999 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,919 Let's see. 1000 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,159 Shit, man, I look great. 1001 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,359 Fuck, what an ass! How many sit ups do you do? 1002 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,159 - Did you close the door? - It's OK, they're all having a nap. 1003 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,320 Right... 1004 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,119 Now, surprise me. 1005 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:24,840 That's it. 1006 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,399 Kind of depressed. 1007 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,239 Pensive. 1008 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,839 Now, annoyed. 1009 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,959 I didn't get that. Can you do it again? 1010 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,639 - It's after the gesture - Oh, right, sorry. 1011 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,119 Fuck! 1012 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,279 Are we back together? 1013 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,999 No way. 1014 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,359 We're back as friends. 1015 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,959 Fuckfriends, it's called. 1016 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:09,319 You call me, tell me where you are, 1017 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,079 I go there on the bike and... 1018 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,199 That's it. 1019 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,319 I don't know why I came. 1020 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,239 I'm teasing you, silly. 1021 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,279 Don't play with me, OK? 1022 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:30,679 Listen. 1023 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,039 The more freedom you give me 1024 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:39,119 the closer I get to you. 1025 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,999 The more you want to control me 1026 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,759 the more I pull back. 1027 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,399 You have to trust me. 1028 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,279 Are you sleeping over? 1029 01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,679 Wait, what time is it? 1030 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,239 It's my first program. 1031 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,319 Call in and win 300 euros. 1032 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,399 It's easy. Who's face is it? 1033 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,719 Chick peas, face! 1034 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:26,599 It's urgent, viewers. I need a call. Are there no calls? 1035 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,279 One of you guys call. 1036 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,199 You call, it costs a fortune. 1037 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,359 Don't leave me on my own, viewers. 1038 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,399 There's a call! 1039 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:36,999 Hello? What's your name? 1040 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,879 Mercedes, well, Merce. 1041 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,079 Merce? Well, tell me, Merce, 1042 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,239 what famous face do you see? 1043 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:45,959 I couldn't say. 1044 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,359 Look, 1045 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:48,760 a clue. 1046 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,599 It's a singer. 1047 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,679 Ana Belén? 1048 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,279 Is it Ana Belén? 1049 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,519 Nooo! What a pity! 1050 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,799 You look lovely. Do I hang up now? 1051 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,119 That was my sister. 1052 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:05,239 We had a row, but she still made the first call. 1053 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,919 Isn't that nice? Anyway... 1054 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,239 Another call! What's your name? 1055 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,159 - Raúl. - The fireman? 1056 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,879 He's my sister's boyfriend. 1057 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:17,959 She's off her head. 1058 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,199 - Victor Manuel. - For God's sake, no! 1059 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,999 For your first day it wasn't so bad. 1060 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,759 I just want to give you some guidelines. 1061 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,239 Not now! 1062 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,879 Was I snoring? 1063 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,320 A little. 1064 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,279 Was I? 1065 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,519 A lot. 1066 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,719 You should check it out. 1067 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,719 You're smoking before breakfast? 1068 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:13,119 Are you with me or in the parallel world of Matrix? 1069 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:17,519 Loli, I told you before, I love a joint before breakfast. 1070 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,159 What did you call me? 1071 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,559 Shit, I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking straight. 1072 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,759 - Who's Loli? - Nobody. 1073 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,879 An old girlfriend who gave me a hard time about joints. 1074 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,559 I'm sorry, my subconscious betrayed me. 1075 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,999 - She was called Loli? - Yes, Loli. 1076 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,159 - Loli... - Yes, Loli. 1077 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,999 And there were a lot more. 1078 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,759 All right. 1079 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,919 You lived with her here. didn't you? 1080 01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,399 I'll buy something for breakfast. 1081 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:48,600 What are you doing? 1082 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,919 I'm thinking. 1083 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:52,319 Think on. 1084 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,359 I'm going to fix you an amazing breakfast. 1085 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,119 Can I ask you something? 1086 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:03,439 If you have to ask that, it's a bad sign. 1087 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:09,919 It's a coincidence that the day your subconscious betrays you 1088 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:11,519 and you call me Loli, 1089 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,279 she phones you. 1090 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,439 I saw your phone. 1091 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,359 Three missed calls from that Loli. 1092 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,999 - You looked at my phone? - Do you two talk every day? 1093 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,959 - Yes. - Why? 1094 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:26,239 She wants us to get back. 1095 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,519 I said no, because I'm with you. 1096 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,239 But after this, I might think about it. 1097 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,239 Forgive me... 1098 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,839 What? 1099 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,279 It's me. 1100 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,559 Hang on. 1101 01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:55,760 Come in. 1102 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,359 I'm about to go on the air. 1103 01:07:58,840 --> 01:07:59,840 I'm fucking it up. 1104 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:03,079 Can we talk later? I have to piss. I'm on in 15 minutes. 1105 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:04,439 All right. 1106 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:09,679 I think I'm wrecking the relationship. 1107 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,439 It's as if his past is so present in our present 1108 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,119 that it endangers our future. 1109 01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,359 You get in a real mess with your time travels. 1110 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:22,079 What's this? 1111 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:23,919 Do you take this shit too? 1112 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,319 Occasionally, to liven up. 1113 01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,479 It's like having a coffee. 1114 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:31,959 Loreto, please. 1115 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,039 People get scared about this. 1116 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:36,559 It makes me feel great. 1117 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,639 If I take five gin and tonics and then a line, I'm fine, 1118 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,679 and I can have a few more drinks. 1119 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,999 You can take seven gin and tonics? 1120 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,519 Yeah, if I'm out, like everyone. 1121 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,639 And my dealer supplies those actors 1122 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,239 who go on all the demonstrations 1123 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:55,839 and he swears that 0,5% of what I pay 1124 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,159 goes to the children in the "Samwagui" desert. 1125 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:01,279 Great, you're helping a good cause. 1126 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,199 Aren't I? 1127 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,159 You can say what you want to justify taking this shit, 1128 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,839 - but I don't want you doing it! - I blame your ex. 1129 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,279 He put a lot of prejudices in your head. 1130 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,519 Yes, prejudices. But be careful, you can get hooked! 1131 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,639 - Hello, what's your name? - Enrique. 1132 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,159 Hello, Enrique, where are you calling from? 1133 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,199 - Palencia. - Valencia? 1134 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,119 Palencia! 1135 01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:25,639 Palencia or Valencia? 1136 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,199 Monedero, you're a slut! 1137 01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,199 Cocksucker! You sucked off my cousin in Benidorm! 1138 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,959 Come here, look me in the face, 1139 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,719 - and say that again! - Loreto... 1140 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,559 I want to tell those creeps who rang 1141 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:36,959 that I'm her mother 1142 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,199 and she's a decent girl, a good daughter 1143 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,159 and I'm very proud of her. 1144 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,319 Mom, don't call anymore. 1145 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,399 I'm hanging up. Shame on you all! 1146 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,359 It doesn't affect me. Who do they think they are? 1147 01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,999 At times I wonder how much I'm responsible for all this. 1148 01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,079 What did I do wrong? How did I end up here? 1149 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:55,359 I'm going to call. 1150 01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,039 Why? 1151 01:09:57,240 --> 01:09:59,159 To insult her, like everyone else. 1152 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,279 - Don't. - Why not? 1153 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:03,719 She's my sister-in-law! 1154 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,719 What's this? 1155 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:35,519 A surprise visit. 1156 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:37,480 Is it a problem? 1157 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:38,719 No, no. 1158 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:40,879 How are you? 1159 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,439 Fine, and you? 1160 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,119 So-so. 1161 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,679 Which is yours? 1162 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000 That one. 1163 01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,359 - May I? - No, don't... 1164 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:00,799 Let me do it. 1165 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,559 Why does the fireman thing turn girls on? 1166 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,079 I don't know. I'm not a fetishist. 1167 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,959 It was a question. 1168 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,479 I've apologized loads of times. 1169 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,639 I hate that you're not more relaxed about us. 1170 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,839 You're losing interest in being with me. 1171 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,199 They're calling from HQ! 1172 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,999 - A domestic fire! - Answer it! 1173 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,319 Take my boots off! 1174 01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,079 - Like it was easy. - Hurry up! 1175 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,759 I'm sick of you bringing girls to the station. 1176 01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,599 I'm taking them off! 1177 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:06,719 Aren't you going? 1178 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,039 The fire was 1179 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:10,959 very complicated. 1180 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:15,199 A building with several floors, victims, it was horrible. 1181 01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,359 I was on my own. 1182 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,319 The flames surrounded me 1183 01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,399 and I lost consciousness. 1184 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,839 A companion managed to get me out. 1185 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,559 Since then I feel like a fraud. 1186 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,599 I go to a psychologist, I'm terrified of fire. 1187 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,399 I very rarely go out on calls, I try to stay on the radio. 1188 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:44,679 You're the first girl I've told. 1189 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:46,919 Thank you. 1190 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,879 Is that why you drink and smoke so many joints? 1191 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,999 Don't screw it up. 1192 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,879 I always drank and smoked, I like it, 1193 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:07,199 Stop analyzing me, I've got a psychologist already, thanks. 1194 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:13,359 Forward, raising the quadriceps 1195 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,879 upwards, 1196 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,559 contracting the gluteal muscles... 1197 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,239 Breathe, breathe. 1198 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,759 Hold your breath. 1199 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,799 Joaquín? 1200 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,079 What are you doing here? 1201 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,839 Are you with anyone? 1202 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,279 Yes. 1203 01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:43,599 Well, no. 1204 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,719 I'm seeing someone, but it isn't serious. 1205 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,599 It's been a while since I've been like this with a girl. 1206 01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,439 I don't know. 1207 01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,559 There's tension. 1208 01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:59,359 I think the thing 1209 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,639 doesn't flow. 1210 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:03,799 He's nothing like me. 1211 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,039 He smokes, 1212 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:07,759 he drinks. 1213 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:09,279 Too much, I think. 1214 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:12,719 I feel I've been judged and sentenced by her, 1215 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,519 and I don't know what my crime was. 1216 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,080 I hate that she tries to change me. 1217 01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,239 He's a bit of a sexist. 1218 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:24,119 He doesn't worry about what he eats 1219 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:25,919 or about his breath. 1220 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,319 She's got lots of crazy ideas, 1221 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,039 fears, 1222 01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:34,999 that don't let her value what we've got. 1223 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,799 We belong to totally different worlds. 1224 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:39,399 He doesn't recycle! 1225 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:41,839 She's too complicated for me. 1226 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,599 She's obsessed with what according to her is good or bad. 1227 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,879 I see things differently. 1228 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,079 Yes, I think he fools himself. 1229 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,999 I think she fools herself. 1230 01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,479 If you think that, why don't you finish it? 1231 01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:02,759 I guess because I love her. 1232 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,879 Deep down, I feel that 1233 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,399 the relationship is doomed to fail. 1234 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,439 I'm still on my own 1235 01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:13,639 and I still miss you. 1236 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,799 Bring me one. 1237 01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,919 Do you just want to accompany me while I self-destruct? 1238 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,759 No, I really want one. 1239 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,959 Joaquín calling. 1240 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:37,999 Aren't you answering? 1241 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,839 It was my mother. I'll call her later. 1242 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:44,999 What'll we do this weekend? 1243 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,559 Paraca is having a party. 1244 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:49,840 Another one? 1245 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,319 A housewarming. 1246 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,879 I said we'd go but maybe you don't want to. 1247 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,959 If it doesn't last all weekend... 1248 01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,039 I don't want you to think I'm a party pooping witch. 1249 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:01,879 Take me with you. 1250 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,159 - Commercial break. - There is none. 1251 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:07,159 No? Well, hang on, I have to do something. 1252 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,039 She's going too far. 1253 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,959 All right! Another call! 1254 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,439 Hello! What's your name? 1255 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,119 Monedero! You're a fucking whore! 1256 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,519 I want those bastards' phone numbers! 1257 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,439 I'm not some freak people can just insult. 1258 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:29,399 I was at number one for 3 week with "Diagnosis: in love". 1259 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,119 What is this? 1260 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,519 She's singing! What the hell's going on? 1261 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:40,639 It's no big deal, let her sing. 1262 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,079 - Loreto, don't sing. - Diagnosis: in love... 1263 01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:57,959 Cut! Put on the auto-promo. 1264 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,759 Do you want to wreck the program? 1265 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:07,679 Idiot! I was giving you gold! Television gold! 1266 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:09,399 I'm fucking sick of you! 1267 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:12,759 Stop insulting her! I won't let you insult her! 1268 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,839 Don't touch me! Don't you dare! 1269 01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:15,999 Leave me alone! 1270 01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,119 Mind your tone, you're being offensive. 1271 01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,119 Stop, you moron! 1272 01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:23,439 What? Have you cut? 1273 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,599 Before, they'd have renewed my contract for two more years. 1274 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,879 Now look at how they thank me. 1275 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:30,879 Stop it! 1276 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,399 It's not worth it. 1277 01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:34,479 Aren't you tired of yourself? 1278 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,239 Believe me, none of this is important. 1279 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,719 Just accept your defeat and that's it. 1280 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,639 Everything's OK. 1281 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:51,999 You don't have to kiss me. 1282 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,359 I just want you to let me look after you. 1283 01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,239 I'll settle for that. 1284 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,399 - Hello. - Hello. 1285 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:23,799 I'll get some drinks. What do you want? 1286 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,719 - A beer. - Are you sure? 1287 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:27,919 I've got a right to liven up. 1288 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,039 Hello! 1289 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,719 Hello. 1290 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:51,719 - Have you seen those two? - No. 1291 01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,519 They never answer our calls. 1292 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:57,639 - Are you on your own too? - No, Raúl's here. 1293 01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,519 I told you, they dumped us. 1294 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:02,919 You always think the worst. We have to be positive. 1295 01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:13,679 What time is it? 1296 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,519 What if we skip Paraca's party? 1297 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:18,999 And the girls? 1298 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:23,199 To hell with them. We didn't sign a contract. 1299 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,719 I feel sorry for them. 1300 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:30,159 They're at the party, and we're here with our weird hand jobs. 1301 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,399 They're not weird. 1302 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,279 I think this is normal. 1303 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:42,239 All right, this is the game, let's see. 1304 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:47,999 If you've done what they're saying, you take a drink. 1305 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:51,559 Whoever drinks most, apart from getting blasted, 1306 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:54,160 is the winner. 1307 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,719 Easy, simple, and for the whole family. 1308 01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:58,759 - Who'll start? - I will. 1309 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:03,159 I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready... 1310 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:07,399 Say the first thing that comes into your head. 1311 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,919 - So I can say whatever I want. - Exactly. 1312 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,679 - And it's like... - Whatever comes into your head. 1313 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,479 Come on! 1314 01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:17,919 You can't think. 1315 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,279 I never 1316 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,119 eat onions because they disagree with me. 1317 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:36,439 - Who cares about that? - Say something stronger. 1318 01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:39,599 Next! 1319 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:44,159 - Come on. - Let's see. 1320 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:45,639 I... 1321 01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:50,719 I never piss sitting down, for example. 1322 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,359 You're wicked! 1323 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:56,879 You've done it some time. 1324 01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:59,079 No, no, no. 1325 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:00,839 People are getting stuck. 1326 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:02,639 OK, you do it. 1327 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:05,159 All right. Well, I've never 1328 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,479 slept with a black man. 1329 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,439 Well... 1330 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,079 All right, let's see. 1331 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,279 Now I see what this game is all about. 1332 01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:21,159 I've never gone down on a guy, obviously. 1333 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,079 All right, my turn. 1334 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:29,519 I've never... 1335 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:37,279 I've never done it with a girl, obviously. 1336 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:38,839 It's great. 1337 01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:41,239 What do you mean? 1338 01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:43,759 You're drinking every time! You're wild! 1339 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,719 This girl has lived her life. 1340 01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,439 Yours, and that of others. 1341 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,679 Here's a suggestion. 1342 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:59,479 I'll be the one with the beard and you're the bald guy. 1343 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,319 We each do what our character does. 1344 01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:03,959 What do you say? 1345 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,439 - Are you kidding me? - What? Don't you like the idea? 1346 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,119 Look at me, look at how I am. 1347 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:12,519 You're losing the plot. 1348 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,919 Why? It's no big deal. 1349 01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:16,719 Look. 1350 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,559 That's lousy. I have to go down on you. 1351 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:21,559 Just relax and enjoy it. 1352 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:24,199 No fucking way! You're drunk, leave me alone. 1353 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:27,519 Have you seen any fag here? Have you? 1354 01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,079 I haven't. 1355 01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:31,239 Come on! 1356 01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:33,839 - What are you doing? - We're having a great time. 1357 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:35,399 Christ! 1358 01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:40,159 You've gone too far, way too far. Get out. 1359 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,279 I've never done it in a plane. 1360 01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,559 I have, loads of times. 1361 01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:48,879 I don't believe it. 1362 01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,359 Your girlfriend's randy. 1363 01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:52,559 - She's joking. - Yeah, sure. 1364 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:55,119 I've never put two dicks in my mouth. 1365 01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,080 So long. 1366 01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:03,839 I've never played this with my boyfriend. 1367 01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:06,159 What's wrong? 1368 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,759 Was all that true or were you having us on? 1369 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:14,039 - What does it matter? - I need to know. 1370 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:17,079 You can go partying and I can't ask questions, 1371 01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:18,800 but now you want to know all I've done. 1372 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,559 I feel I don't know you. 1373 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,719 - I know the feeling. - Was it true? 1374 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,479 Now you're messing it up. 1375 01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,079 - Did you do all that? - I won't answer you. 1376 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,039 Those party games aren't so funny now, are they? 1377 01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,039 You think you're a saint and I'm a devil. 1378 01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,799 I mightn't smoke or drink but I've lived. 1379 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,719 - So it's true. - Go to hell! 1380 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:38,839 I'm not a drug addict or an alcoholic. 1381 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,799 I'm not going to change and I don't have to apologize. 1382 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:45,279 If you like it, fine. If not, goodbye. 1383 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:49,559 I say the same. If you want, it's over. Go fuck yourself! 1384 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,719 Raúl, this party is a drag. We're going to a bar. Coming? 1385 01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:56,799 I'm coming! 1386 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:30,959 Time to wake up! 1387 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,199 What time is it? 1388 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,079 Almost two o'clock. 1389 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,879 I drank so much last night. 1390 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:52,319 But why? You never drink. 1391 01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:55,079 That boyfriend... 1392 01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:57,839 We've finished. 1393 01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,319 I don't believe it. 1394 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,479 You'll be calling each other tomorrow. 1395 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,079 Why is it all so difficult? 1396 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:08,079 Sweetheart, listen. 1397 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:11,759 Learn to accept the other's failings 1398 01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,759 or you'll end up on your own. 1399 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:15,999 You choose. 1400 01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,999 What's happened? I was calling you. 1401 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:35,399 I'm sorry, I slept in. 1402 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,759 We've got someone for the radio. 1403 01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:39,999 We're short of men. 1404 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,359 If there's a call you'll have to go out. 1405 01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:44,359 You're in group 2. 1406 01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:53,359 We're going over to Patricia Guzmán 1407 01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:58,239 who is at the spectacular fire in a warehouse in Fuentidueña. 1408 01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:02,239 Ten units of firemen are there trying to put it out. 1409 01:26:02,440 --> 01:26:03,919 What is the latest, Patricia? 1410 01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,519 It's a chemical fire that's broken out at several points. 1411 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,919 Go round the back before it spreads any farther. 1412 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,679 LOVING WITHOUT SUFFERING (PART 2) 1413 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:48,519 Darling? 1414 01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:05,439 - Did you water? - I forgot. 1415 01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,199 It's all right. 1416 01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:21,719 WHAT MATTERS IS YOU, with Carmen Baños. 1417 01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:27,559 Those images are part of one of the most popular videos 1418 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:30,079 seen on Internet last year. 1419 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:34,199 After this media boom, the protagonist, Loreto Monedero, 1420 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,159 received offers from many TV channels, 1421 01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:39,239 but, Loreto, you disappeared. 1422 01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:40,959 Why this silence? 1423 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:44,319 Well, Carmen, I took some time to find myself. 1424 01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,999 I decided to focus on myself and on my family. 1425 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:53,039 And the rumors that this disappearance was due to 1426 01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:57,519 your interest in Scientology and one of their de-tox programs? 1427 01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:58,959 They're lies. 1428 01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:02,159 I had an iron deficiency, that's why I was bleeding. 1429 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:05,359 You're here today because you're in the news again. 1430 01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,959 A new, surprising cover on the magazine "Interviu". 1431 01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:12,479 A fantastic article and, by the way, congratulations. 1432 01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:17,199 We wanted to mix two concepts: maternity and sensuality. 1433 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:20,199 They don't have to be at odds, 1434 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:21,760 do they? 1435 01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,239 - Station 12 from HQ. - Go ahead. 1436 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:27,719 Sound check. How do you receive me? 1437 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:29,319 Loud and clear. 1438 01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:32,039 - It weights a lot! - And you don't have it all on. 1439 01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:35,599 When the siren goes do you have time to put it all on? 1440 01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:37,879 Of course, or we wouldn't go out. 1441 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,119 I look like Robocop! 1442 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:51,119 - There's also the belt. - The belt too? What's in it? 1443 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,319 Am I intruding? 1444 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:53,959 Hello! 1445 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,319 Shit, you're all so handsome. 1446 01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,999 I'm not leaving without a photo with all of you. 1447 01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:02,519 I'm cooking today. You staying for lunch? 1448 01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:04,879 I'd love to. 1449 01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:08,759 Mind what you cook, I think Salva is getting a spare tire. 1450 01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:10,919 - What? - Yes, you are. 1451 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:13,239 - Yes, it's true. - Are you kidding me? I look great. 1452 01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:14,919 - You're gorgeous, but... - I'm great. 1453 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,959 Listen for a minute. 1454 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:21,159 Isn't this like the start of a porn movie? 1455 01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:23,879 This fax has just come in. 1456 01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:26,959 A race is planned for Sunday 1457 01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:30,479 in memory of our colleagues who died in the fire last year. 1458 01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:37,079 My baby! You've got so big. 1459 01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:46,039 This idea of appearing starkers showing your stomach... it's not... 1460 01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:48,039 You're old-fashioned, mom. 1461 01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:50,039 Darling, pour me some wine. 1462 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,799 - You can't drink, love. - A little won't do any harm. 1463 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,079 Sweetheart, no. 1464 01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:58,239 - A drop, to celebrate. - No. 1465 01:30:58,760 --> 01:30:59,919 Why not? 1466 01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:03,079 - Can I say something? - No! 1467 01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:12,439 Mom, what's wrong? 1468 01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:26,040 Dickhead! 1469 01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:27,879 How are you? 1470 01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,719 - May we? - Yes. 1471 01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:35,359 - Hello. - Come on, Samuel. 1472 01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:42,719 She's beautiful! 1473 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,039 How are you, love? 1474 01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:48,959 It's a girl. 1475 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:50,559 She's beautiful. 1476 01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:53,799 What are you going to call her? 1477 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,279 I've got no idea. 1478 01:32:57,880 --> 01:32:58,959 Listen, 1479 01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:02,279 did you really crash into a fire engine? 1480 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:11,279 At first we thought it was worse, but she's just fine now. 1481 01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:13,839 Someone to see you. 1482 01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:15,679 - What's your name? - Raúl. 1483 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,519 He's the one got you out from under the truck. 1484 01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:21,159 Thanks for coming. 1485 01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:26,560 How are you? 1486 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,960 I'm fine. 1487 01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:33,439 Joaquín, could you go out for a minute? 1488 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:36,999 I'll be outside. 1489 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:11,599 They say there are no coincidences. 1490 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,079 So they say. 1491 01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:18,959 I've left the radio. 1492 01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:21,439 I'm back on the truck. 1493 01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:22,999 I'm glad. 1494 01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:24,879 I don't smoke joints anymore. 1495 01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:26,319 Why? 1496 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:30,599 I started thinking strange things, getting paranoid... 1497 01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,559 - That's scary. - They're stages. 1498 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,759 And when I go out 1499 01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:40,719 I have a few beers and I go home. 1500 01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:44,919 I'm still vegetarian. 1501 01:34:45,240 --> 01:34:46,679 I don't care. 1502 01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:48,759 A strict one now. 1503 01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:53,399 And about that game... 1504 01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:55,239 Yes. 1505 01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:58,119 Once I put two dicks in my mouth. 1506 01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:01,319 One was Joaquín's, my boyfriend, 1507 01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:05,359 and the other was a black guy's. He was from Brooklyn. 1508 01:35:06,520 --> 01:35:11,359 We were on a hippy commune in India, and we did everything. 1509 01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:14,239 Fucking hippies. 1510 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:21,999 I can't forget you. 1511 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:24,799 Nor I you. 1512 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,639 You see. It wasn't so hard. 1513 01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:46,279 You really haven't smoked? 1514 01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:48,879 Well, one, but it was just marihuana, 1515 01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:51,559 or I wouldn't have had the balls to come here. 1516 01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:10,199 Oh, God, Joaquín. 1517 01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:13,839 Does this mean we're back together? 1518 01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:16,599 We've got a lot to negotiate. 1519 01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:18,479 I've got no interest in negotiating. 1520 01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:21,599 Negotiate what...? 106378