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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,258 ["Scared Money" playing] 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,806 ♪ My time ain't long ♪ 3 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,892 ♪ And it sure ain't free ♪ 4 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,812 ♪ If you're gonna move it on, do it now ♪ 5 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:23,773 ♪ Put that lovin' on me ♪ 6 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,443 ♪ Scared money don't make none ♪ 7 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:31,072 I'm... glad we're finally getting the chance to talk. 8 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:36,661 You know, I get why you did what you did now. 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,041 And it hurts, but... 10 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,128 hopefully, we can move past it. 11 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:46,963 What? 12 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,965 I said, are you originally from here? 13 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:55,346 Oh, yeah. I grew up in Windsor Hills, but I live in Inglewood now. 14 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,766 -You live near here? -Yep, born and raised. 15 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,393 -So, where you from? -Honestly, it doesn't matter what I say 16 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,562 'cause this isn't going anywhere. 17 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,606 Oh, yeah? I used to work in Inglewood. 18 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,149 I'm in Cerritos now. 19 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,443 [both chuckling] 20 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:11,071 High school kids? That sounds tough. 21 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,865 -You like working with kids? -So, how is it working with kids? 22 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,992 To be honest, fuck them! 23 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,037 But I'm trash, too, so... [laughs] you know? 24 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,664 -So, how long have you been on Hinge? -Mmm... 25 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,875 -How long you been on Bumble? -[sighs] 26 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,460 How are you still single? 27 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,133 I'm a liar, sweetie. I cheat on niggas, too. 28 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,053 I do! Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. 29 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,597 I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, 30 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,433 so my broken ass is here, small talkin' over apps. 31 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,810 Put it down, girl. 32 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:44,562 I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. 33 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,273 You should get the check and here's the tip, check... 34 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,858 Run away! [echoes] 35 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:50,443 Are you okay? 36 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:53,738 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm... I'm great. 37 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,782 All right. Do you need another... 38 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,450 -Whoa-ho! -Oh, my... 39 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,078 ♪ I'm gonna hit the ceiling ♪ 40 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:05,083 ♪ Hands up on the wall ♪ 41 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,292 ♪ On it, on it ♪ 42 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:11,464 {\an8}Yeah, I've been working late a lot, but otherwise, everything's fine. 43 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:12,882 You know, I feel like 44 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,718 I'm exactly where I should be in my career. 45 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,345 Oh, that's great. 46 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,932 So, how are things with your family? 47 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,851 You mentioned that your brothers tend to be 48 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,561 a little bit all over the place. 49 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,479 No, I think we're fine. 50 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,273 We're good. [chuckles] 51 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,777 We haven't talked much about your life outside of work. 52 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,572 Is there anything there you'd like to discuss? 53 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,240 No, not really. 54 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:45,248 Well, whenever you're ready to open up, just let me know, 55 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,959 or we could switch seats and I could tell you my issues. 56 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,127 [both chuckle] 57 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,505 Thanks, I... I really appreciate that. 58 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,717 She's trying to get all deep, trying to get all in my business. 59 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,094 Girl, that's what they supposed to do. 60 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:02,348 I mean, we just started working together, but I at least like that she's Black. 61 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,351 -She sounds better than the other one. -True. 62 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,687 I definitely spent an entire session 63 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,773 trying to explain what "being woke" was to Dr. Rosenberg. 64 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,109 And then I said "nigga" in front of Dr. Connors 65 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:14,986 and he wanted to use the rest of the time 66 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:16,696 -trying to "unpack that." -Mmm-mmm. 67 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:20,325 I'm just trying to be really open-minded and give this whole therapy shit a shot. 68 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,702 The only way you're gonna know is if you stick it out. 69 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,329 Shit, if I had insurance, I wouldn't... 70 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,165 Girl, grey sweatpants eyeing you at 2:00, 7:00, 3:15. 71 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,959 -I don't know. He on the move! Just look! -What? Oh, him? 72 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,004 Okay, I see you with the superhuman nigga repellent. 73 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:36,799 -You focused! -I know, right? It's been a minute. 74 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,552 One day I looked over, my dick meter was all the way on E. 75 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,554 Join the club, bitch. Dick on E. 76 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,181 Bank account on E. 77 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,807 Life on E. 78 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,101 Stop. I'm fine. 79 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,354 Nope. Malibu, bitch. Be honest. 80 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,814 I am! I'm way better than I was a couple months ago. 81 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,317 I'm just tired of this dating shit, girl. 82 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,069 It's so much fucking work. 83 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,862 All the messages I gotta send. 84 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,907 I gotta be cute and careful and witty and charming. 85 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,659 It's a lot. 86 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,036 I mean, not if you just trying to fuck. 87 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,788 And I compare every dude to Lawrence. 88 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,164 Well, that's expected. 89 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,375 [sighs] He probably still hates me. But it's fine. 90 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,751 Girl, he does not hate you. 91 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,878 He still responds to your text messages, right? 92 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:15,838 It's all bills and apartment shit, though. 93 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,509 Girl, he won't even come pick up his mail because he doesn't wanna see me. 94 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:23,221 You know what? I just want us to be cool. I don't even want him back. 95 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,098 It's okay if you do. 96 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,683 But real talk, though? 97 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,142 Guys always want you back 98 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,561 when they know you're doing good without them. 99 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,231 [Issa] Look at you, unpacking my shit. 100 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,649 [Molly] Ha! You're an idiot. 101 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,735 {\an8}♪ She see money all around me ♪ 102 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,697 ♪ I look like I'm the man ♪ 103 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:45,535 ♪ Yeah, but I was down and out Like last week ♪ 104 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,704 -[Tasha moaning] -[Lawrence] Yeah? 105 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,415 -[Tasha] Oh, yes, yes, yes! Oh! -Yeah! 106 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:51,958 -Zaddy! -[grunting] 107 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,835 Oh, Zaddy! 108 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:56,004 -Oh! -Aw, sh... 109 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,007 -[moaning] -[panting, chuckles] 110 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,469 What? 111 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,513 You said "daddy" with a "Z"? 112 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:10,018 -You hate it? -No. I love it. 113 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,352 It's just funny. 114 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,315 Mmm. 115 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,820 Yo, should I start calling you "Zommy"? 116 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,698 -That don't even go. -[chuckles] 117 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,619 -No, you leaving? -Yeah. 118 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,913 Yeah, I mean, I've been in your space all weekend. 119 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,957 -I gotta go. -Okay. 120 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,792 Hey, you wanna get together Thursday? 121 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:40,465 Uh, nah, Thursday's no good, but I could do Friday after work. 122 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:41,883 Mmm. 123 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,176 Okay. 124 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,053 Maybe I'll be here. 125 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:50,767 You'll be here. 126 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:53,352 Mmm! 127 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,729 Bye. 128 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:57,982 Ninny, what's the meaning of this? A book? 129 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,358 Oh, listen. 130 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,819 I just don't know what you mean, Ms. Massa. 131 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:04,447 -Ninny, so help me... -[gasps] 132 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:09,077 ...if this is anything more than a cookbook, there will be consequences! 133 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,204 The footless kind. 134 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,500 Oh, bitch! Let the bitch read! 135 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,126 [whirring] 136 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:21,923 [TV turns off] 137 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:28,471 [clears throat] 138 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:29,972 My bad! 139 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,433 I saw some spots today. 140 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:35,353 -You find something? -Nah, not yet. 141 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:37,730 But give me a few weeks, though. I'll be out. 142 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,149 Yeah, you gonna move back in with ol' girl? 143 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,442 [whirring stops] 144 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:42,860 [chuckles] 145 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,987 Relax, man. I'm fucking with you. 146 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,614 What, you going to sleep already? 147 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:49,158 -Yeah, I'm tired, man. -All that fucking, huh? 148 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,827 I didn't know you had it in you, bro. 149 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,495 -Good for you. -What you mean? 150 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,497 Man, you got your new shit down to a science. 151 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,625 You roll in on Friday, smash all weekend, bounce out on Sunday. 152 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,044 It's low maintenance, efficient, all upside. 153 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,462 It's not like that. She's cool. 154 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,797 Don't even take the bitch out. 155 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,800 You know how much money I spend on Leah? Cloth napkins and shit. 156 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,635 You don't know what you're talkin' about. 157 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,387 All right? We're both having fun. 158 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,638 -No pressure. -[scoffs] 159 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:11,722 Hmm. 160 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:15,685 Pressure busts pipes. 161 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,564 [man on TV] Next time on Due North... 162 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:34,078 ♪ There's a life outside I didn't know ♪ 163 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,000 ♪ Tied up, falling down to an empty soul ♪ 164 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,084 Tsk. 165 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:45,047 ♪ And Lord knows that This love has taken toll ♪ 166 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:51,012 ♪ I've given all of my love To this broken home ♪ 167 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:56,392 ♪ So why don't you lose yourself for me? ♪ 168 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:01,063 [vocalizing] 169 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,402 {\an8}[indistinct chatter] 170 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,245 Are you catching any of this? 171 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,497 No. 172 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,916 [kids speaking Spanish] 173 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,542 [in English] Okay. 174 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,211 Hey, everyone, in case you forgot, 175 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:26,172 we will be in the library from 3:30 to 5:30. 176 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:28,299 Yeah, and we have everything you need. 177 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:31,886 We have calculators, we have iPads, Smartboards. 178 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,638 -We can get those, right? -No. 179 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,765 -[school bell ringing] -[Frieda] Line up and... 180 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,267 -Guys, we have everything you need! -...walk together! 181 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,560 Um, you guys wanna come? 182 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,937 No? Okay, next time. 183 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,480 I'm Frieda. Nice to meet you. 184 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,773 No? Okay. 185 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,691 -Thank you, too. Okay. -Oh, okay. 186 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:48,819 Next time. 187 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,197 -Hi, Ms. Alvarez. -Uh, yes, I was just leaving. 188 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,406 Okay, I won't be long. 189 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,116 We'd just really love your help 190 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,118 in convincing some of your students to stay. 191 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,830 Do we need to tailor our curriculum to be more culturally specific? 192 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,960 Culturally... I'm an art teacher and they have me teaching geometry. 193 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,878 So I have to go review chapter 6. 194 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,505 And 1 through 5. 195 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,383 Oh, that's a lot. 196 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:17,723 Hey, so we have zero students, and our teacher still only speaks Spanish. 197 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,893 Yeah, we asked her to learn English and she didn't. 198 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,187 This school is a disaster. 199 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,149 [sighs] 200 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,152 [Diane] If I didn't have to go to Jamal's work thing, 201 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,572 you know, I would totally do this call myself. 202 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,199 I asked Kevin and Tim, but they took the day off. 203 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:38,119 -Lumineers concert. -[scoffs, chuckles] 204 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,704 No problem. 205 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,456 Oh, are you bringing a gift to Hannah's goodbye thing? 206 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,334 I can pick her up something nice and put our names on it, yeah? 207 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,544 You're the best. 208 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,422 I was thinking experience gift or something. 209 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,673 Yeah, I don't know. 210 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,094 [automated voice] You are now being connected. 211 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,930 There are six other callers on the line. 212 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,975 Hi, this is Molly Carter with Merrill, Johnson & Schwartz. 213 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,351 [woman on phone] Oh, hi, Molly. 214 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,728 Diane brought you up to speed? 215 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,521 -She sure did. -Great. Welcome. 216 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,649 -We've got Eric and Anthony from research... -[mouthing] 217 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,443 ...and conferenced Saunders on the line. 218 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,028 We're hoping to keep this brief. 219 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,571 Our main objective on this call 220 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,948 is to cross-reference our strategies on Sycamore 221 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,992 and to make sure we're all on the same page. 222 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:20,036 Sorry, I thought you were on the phone. 223 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:23,247 -The major output... -Oh! 224 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,959 ...the split in authority on class action waivers and arbitration clauses. 225 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,296 We also wanna make sure we're effectively managing client expectations. 226 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,715 It seems like we already know what our client wants. 227 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:36,177 We just need to determine what jurisdiction this matter falls under. 228 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,428 Agreed. 229 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,764 But we also should continue to explore 230 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,141 whether or not there's a settlement to be reached here. 231 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,644 {\an8}It's possible that talking to this arbitrator 232 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,104 {\an8}puts us in a weaker position than using evidence. 233 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,648 We have to persuade... 234 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,984 ♪ You're giving me those morning blues ♪ 235 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,779 ♪ Used to be your world Now I'm not your girl ♪ 236 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,657 ♪ You're making me feel the blues ♪ 237 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,992 ♪ Used to be your world Now I'm not your girl ♪ 238 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,162 ♪ You're giving me those morning blues ♪ 239 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:06,123 ♪ Used to be your world Now I'm not your girl ♪ 240 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,376 ♪ You're making me feel the blues ♪ 241 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,214 ♪ You gotta get this mail You gotta get this mail ♪ 242 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:16,092 ♪ Or you gonna go to jail You gonna go to jail! ♪ 243 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:20,221 [Ms. Trudy] Bitch, you better get the fuck up off my mail! 244 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,640 Uh, Ms. Trudy, it's me. 245 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,101 Oh, Issa. 246 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,602 Hi, baby. 247 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,979 What you think about Wayne Brady? 248 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:31,482 -Uh, he's cool... -'Cause I don't trust him! 249 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,858 Uh, me neither. 250 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,319 Okay, bye. 251 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,113 Put some lotion on those ankles. 252 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,447 Okay! 253 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,326 [phone buzzing] 254 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,620 -Yep? -[Issa] Hey! 255 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,330 -You good? You busy? -Nope. 256 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,581 Looking at vacation fights. 257 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,667 Ready to get the entire fuck up out of here! 258 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,710 Shit, I'll go with you. 259 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,630 But in the meantime, I be feeling real good lately, you know? 260 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,675 And I was thinking about doing one of those Wine Downs like we used to do. 261 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,635 Back when we used to watch I Love New York 262 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,178 -and drink Moscato? -Yep! 263 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:06,058 But how do you feel about making it a plus-one party? 264 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,270 Hey, we can have everybody roll through, bring a single friend, 265 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,397 and then just, boom, unions everywhere. 266 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,690 What you think? 267 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:14,984 Whoo! 268 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:19,822 You know I'm always down for a Wine Down. And I could use one, bad. 269 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,700 Aw! Well, how 'bout tomorrow night? 270 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,910 Yep. I'll bring a case. Or two. 271 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,538 ♪ You're my best friend ♪ 272 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:28,998 ♪ I wish that I could hug you ♪ 273 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,791 ♪ You buy the best wine, I hope ♪ 274 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,501 Mmm-mmm. 275 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,669 Hello? 276 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,088 Okay. 277 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,976 We're seeing double the attendance this year at Audubon Middle. 278 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,854 Engagement is extremely high, 279 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,773 and we've also been teaching them how to write résumés. 280 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,942 Um, I think they're a little young for résumés. 281 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,486 But extra credit over here is just... 282 00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,945 Okay, this is great. 283 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,156 Issa, where are we with East 41st Street? 284 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:05,910 Kitty's reports say you have no interest and no attendance? 285 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,369 Mmm, yet. 286 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,872 But we are working on making the faculty aware 287 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,166 of how we can help alleviate their struggles. 288 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:16,337 Oh, they're aware, they're just not receptive. 289 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,756 -We just haven't connected with them yet. -Uh, yeah. 290 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:22,301 They just have so much going on at East 41st Street. 291 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,762 If only we had a Latino staff who could connect with them. 292 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,515 -[Issa] Okay, I think... -[whispers] I thought she was Mexican. 293 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,392 -I told you. Mm-mm. -I've heard her speak Spanish, I think. 294 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,311 ...but despite all the difficulties... 295 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:36,357 I know you guys are working hard, but I don't know if this is gonna pan out. 296 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,068 Issa, Frieda, let's talk new options tomorrow. 297 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,029 Sarah and Kitty, I'm moving you guys to Peary Middle. 298 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,198 -Yes! -[Joanne] Thanks. 299 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,408 -Where's that? -A good place. 300 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,205 [phone buzzes] 301 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:01,882 [Issa] Joanne! 302 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,051 Joanne? 303 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,471 I don't think we should give up yet. 304 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,350 I love that you wanna try this school, but we have run into this problem before. 305 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,727 High schools are tough, middle schoolers just show up. 306 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,146 Older kids push back. 307 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,439 I get that, 308 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:22,069 but isn't it our job to make things work even when it's difficult? 309 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:27,825 All right, but if I don't start to see some progress soon, we are moving on. 310 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,286 Okay. No, great. Thank you. 311 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,496 And remember, as someone once said, 312 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,499 you can do it if you put your back into it. 313 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,002 Mmm. 314 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,128 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 315 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,589 Ice Cube? 316 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,965 ♪ Get your ass up and hurry ♪ 317 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,383 ♪ Unh ♪ 318 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,510 ♪ Ice Cube, baby ♪ 319 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,888 ♪ 99, baby ♪ 320 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,931 ♪ I'm on the grind, baby ♪ 321 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,226 But how do you deal with the Chicago winters? 322 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,895 Really big jackets. 323 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,272 Plus, I never go outside. 324 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:02,359 Do you think the cold has anything to do with how violent it is out there? 325 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,694 Because I get it. 326 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:04,987 Okay. 327 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,990 Hey, Diane, we didn't get our bonuses early, did we? 328 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,576 Oh, my God, no way. I wish. 329 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,244 Well, where's Travis? 330 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,580 Mmm. I saw him at the bar. 331 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,999 Oh, I see him. I'll be right back. 332 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,879 -Hey, buddy. -Hey. 333 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,297 What you drinking? 334 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,840 Uh, everything 'cause it's free. 335 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,550 [both chuckling] 336 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,262 Since the partners are drunk tonight, 337 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,140 I'm, uh, thinking about putting a buzz in their ear for a raise. 338 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,892 Oh, okay. Right. 339 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,061 You've been buzzing already? 340 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,520 About a raise? 341 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,522 What, so they can expect even more out of me? 342 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,690 Fuck, no! 343 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:45,861 You guys, are my cheeks red? Are my ears red? 344 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,572 I feel like I'm getting too drunk to be at work drunk. 345 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,616 -Do I look... No? Okay. -You're fine. 346 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,034 -[glass clinks] -Oh, here we go. 347 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,869 Everyone, can I have your attention, please? 348 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,164 [Hannah] Thank you. I... I really, really appreciate this. 349 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,707 It's... it's really too much! 350 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:03,337 Now, everyone who has worked with Hannah knows that she is truly, truly a force. 351 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,631 Am I right? I mean, really just... 352 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,883 [scoffs] Yeah, a force that they forced out. 353 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,678 Stop it! God. 354 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:14,640 [chuckles] Why is everybody pretending the Chicago office is not a step down? 355 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,100 What are you talking about? 356 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,811 She couldn't handle the pressure. The partners could tell. 357 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:22,147 Uh, I doubt that. She was always working later than anybody. 358 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,733 If anything, she's leaving because she didn't feel valued. 359 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,945 Well, then she should've said something. Closed mouth, no food. 360 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,740 [scoffs] Right, 'cause everyone automatically listens to a woman 361 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,659 when she opens her mouth. 362 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,578 [Hannah] ...if you don't mind, I just wanna thank... 363 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,873 ♪ Brushed my hair, went downstairs ♪ 364 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,709 ♪ Favorite jeans on my rear ♪ 365 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,545 I am so glad you made it. 366 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,713 I really missed you. 367 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,131 You haven't changed a bit. 368 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,717 But I have. I'm not a cheater anymore. 369 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,429 [laughs] No, I just... I love how we can joke about this. 370 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,764 Oh, hey! I forgot you were coming. 371 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,974 I'm humbled. 372 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,393 Oh, this? It's just a party. 373 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,728 My life! 374 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,689 Oh, hey. Here's your jury duty. 375 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,401 And here's your jury booty. 376 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,612 ♪ So what, I got an attitude ♪ 377 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,906 Lorenzo, I'm coming to the hot tub! 378 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,158 Can we just pray together? 379 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,452 Lorenzo, stop... Shut up! 380 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,536 Stop playing! 381 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,081 Jesus, thank you for blessing us with humility. 382 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,875 Niggas on niggas on niggas. 383 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,002 Love. Remember these? 384 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,712 And fornication. 385 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,088 Not yet. That was too far. 386 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,884 This reminds me of the fifth day of Kwanzaa. 387 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,719 ♪ Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude ♪ 388 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,889 Oobija. Do you remember when you still actually loved me? 389 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,224 Ilani. I fucked it all up. 390 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,186 Booyakasha. You want a taste. You want a taste. 391 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,146 ♪ When they ask me where I've been ♪ 392 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,607 ♪ Busy, busy, what, what, what, what? ♪ 393 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,775 Amen. 394 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,614 [music playing] 395 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,200 I shouldn't drink anything else, though. Like, legit. 396 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,786 Look at our plus-ones over there looking all cute. 397 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,454 And we're so good at this. 398 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,914 Well, I'm good at this, too. 399 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,291 Look, if Logan don't find nobody at this party, 400 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,751 then we gonna find each other. 401 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,003 -Ain't that right? -Yup! We can get weird. 402 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,797 #Wedo. 403 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,633 Y'all good? Y'all want some more Carlo Rossi? 404 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,927 No, girl. I thought this was a grown-up Wine Down. 405 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,221 Why don't we open my Napa Valley wine? 406 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:20,599 And I brought a wine opener just in case you didn't have one. 407 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,267 I have one... now. 408 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,811 I'll take some. Thank you. 409 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,896 Issa, Jeff was just telling me 410 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,023 that his grandma grew up in Windsor Hills, too. 411 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,776 Oh, really? That's crazy! 412 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,656 [Issa] Oh, hey! 413 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,075 You actually came with your flaky ass. 414 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,577 Don't be mad at me for living a rich and fulfilling life. 415 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:44,248 -Where that Rossi at, though? -Uh, Ahmal, where is your plus-one? 416 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,624 Oh, he's my plus-one. 417 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,168 Your brother is your plus-one? 418 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,587 -Girl, what? -You said we have a lot in common. 419 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,673 -Ahmal, did you call Mom back? -Nah. 420 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,715 Me neither. See? 421 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,094 -Hey, bro, what up? -Good to see you, man. 422 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:02,057 -Tiffany! -[sing song] Ahmal! 423 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,643 Look at you, looking the flyest. 424 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,231 And look at you with your coat. 425 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,150 And look at you with your... 426 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,735 Shut the fuck up! [scoffs] 427 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,404 -[chuckles] -Yeah. 428 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,322 [doorbell rings] 429 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,662 [exhales] 430 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,666 You ready? 431 00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:36,300 Oh, so Sheila's still talking about her foot surgery? 432 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,051 Still. Just any excuse not to stand. 433 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,928 And she still giving out them dollar coins. 434 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,471 Don't nobody want them Sacagaweas. 435 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,059 How's the apartment search going? 436 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,812 My cousin got a Westside Rentals password if you want that. 437 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,063 No, that's all right. 438 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,690 Chad's helping me look. 439 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,067 Sound like he pressing you to get out. 440 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,528 -Nah, it's his fiancé, though. -[chuckles] 441 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,575 What's wrong? 442 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,162 I just hate moving. 443 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,747 You know, it's stressful 444 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:10,667 and I still got a bunch of stuff to take care of at my old spot. 445 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,337 For real? Like what? 446 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,840 You know, just odds and ends. 447 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,509 What's stopping you? 448 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,889 Time. You know, just finding the time. 449 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,477 Girl, you wanna go in on some of those popcorn shrimp rolls, though? 450 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,437 Oh, thank you! 451 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,316 I was only here trying to be cute, but I am still hungry as hell. 452 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,361 ♪ Lookin' like I caught a lick ♪ 453 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,072 ♪ Caught a lick, run up on me You get hit ♪ 454 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,366 And then I saw this white nigga's paycheck. 455 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:45,327 -Fuck, no! -Y'all been there the same amount of time? 456 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,120 Yup. But, I mean, what am I supposed to do? 457 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,122 I can't roll up to the partners and be like, 458 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,291 "Hey, guys, so I accidentally noticed 459 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,335 that you're paying this white man more than me." 460 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,004 -Wait, what? What happened? -[Tiffany] This is so typical. 461 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,091 My aunt found out she made less than some of her white employees. 462 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,926 -[Molly] Stop. -Spoke up about it. 463 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,637 Nothing happened. She still has to work there. 464 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,098 Man, fuck that. I'm one of the best lawyers they have. 465 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:09,768 {\an8}I'm not one of these work-twice-as-hard, pay-me-half-as-much type of bitches... 466 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:10,686 {\an8}Nah! 467 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,021 {\an8}[Kelli] Mm-mm, that's why I make sure my white clients 468 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,439 {\an8}get less on their tax returns. 469 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,275 It's reparations. That's what that is. 470 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,277 I feel like Robin Hood. You know what I mean? 471 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,987 -It's the facts. -It's just facts! 472 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,571 I don't care if I get in trouble. 473 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,407 I'm doing it and that's what I marched for. 474 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,575 I took off work so I could walk down the street, 475 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,911 and do shit to white people finally. 476 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:31,290 Real talk, don't tell nobody 'cause I'm gonna go to full jail. 477 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,000 -I'm not surprised. -Like, full... 478 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,210 -Like, you ever see Locked Up Abroad? -Mmm. 479 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,045 They gonna lock a broad up. 480 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,173 What's going on? 481 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,469 Lawrence isn't coming. 482 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,347 Why would he have been coming? 483 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,853 Because I may have told him to come get his mail. 484 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,023 At this exact time. 485 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,941 [scoffs] 486 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,693 Wow. Okay. 487 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,236 So you threw a party, 488 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,488 Lawrence was supposed to come over to said party, 489 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,574 and if he would've showed up, what was your plan? 490 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,659 You said that a nigga always comes back 491 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,245 when he thinks that you're good, and look, I'm good. 492 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,123 But that's in Malibu. And you said you didn't want him back. 493 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,791 Bitch, of course I want my man back. 494 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,501 What the fuck? I was lying. 495 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,503 The whole point of saying Malibu is to not lie. 496 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,380 Well, at the time, I thought I was not lying. 497 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,550 -Malibu. You stupid. -Malibu. Shut the fuck up. 498 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,052 [door opens] 499 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:28,346 Whoo! Bad news, ladies. 500 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,724 I drank all the Rossi. 501 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,434 [laughing] 502 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,019 Oh! 503 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,480 Can they come party with us? 504 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,691 [man] Y'all having a party? 505 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:42,778 Sure, why not? 506 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,447 Oh, I'm gonna put you to bed. 507 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,115 You ever been burped? 508 00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,702 -Burped? -[Kelli laughing] 509 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,246 [upbeat music playing] 510 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,539 [indistinct chatter] 511 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,249 You live here, right? 512 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,167 Yeah. 513 00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,962 -Do you have any herb? -Yeah, I've got a prescription. 514 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,255 [gasps] 515 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,673 Looks like we got "bompany." 516 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,175 What up, y'all? This a party? 517 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:07,177 Oh, hey, Thug... uh, Miles. 518 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,762 No, we're just keeping it low-key. 519 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:10,972 Yeah, for sure. What's up with your friend? 520 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:14,726 -Is that you? -No, you know I'm not gay. 521 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,312 Hey. Hey, you "bute" and you thick. 522 00:23:17,395 --> 00:23:19,940 -What's your name? -Kelli, but I don't talk to grown men 523 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,399 who wear limited colors and bang. 524 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,276 I don't bang, sweetheart. 525 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,986 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 526 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,781 Well, what if I like both? 527 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:28,907 Mmm. 528 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,368 [both mouthing] 529 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:32,828 Hey, whose speaker is this? 530 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,830 I'm about to "bonnect" it. I got a playlist. 531 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,206 Yeah, yeah, that's mine. 532 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:38,166 My phone's already connected, so... 533 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,919 -[rap music playing] -What the fuck? 534 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,462 Oh, shit! 535 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,005 [Thug Yoda] Hey! Okay. 536 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,215 Yeah! 537 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:46,758 Hey. Yeah. 538 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,260 Hey, look at my nigga footwork. 539 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,929 -[Kelli] Oh, my God! -[Thug Yoda] Fuck that! 540 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,223 Did he choreograph that? Is this choreography? 541 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,850 [Thug Yoda] Hey, hey! 542 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,393 Yeah, nigga! 543 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,270 -Oh, my God. -Turn the music off. 544 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:03,233 Yo, Issa, this shit is getting kind of out of hand. 545 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:05,694 [knocks] Hey! 546 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,655 Can y'all turn this down? Some of us got kids. 547 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,031 Bitch, I got kids, too! Turn up! 548 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,036 -Oh, shit. -Oh, shit! Fire! Fire, fire! 549 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,789 -Oh, shit! -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 550 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,583 Women and children! Women and children! 551 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,251 -Let me get your number. -Nigga, no! 552 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,878 -Shit! -Jesus! 553 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,963 [people clamoring] 554 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:34,222 -[sighs] -[Molly] Oh, my God. 555 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,809 -[panting] Oh, my God. -[Tiffany] Don't touch my braid! 556 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,186 Jesus Christ. 557 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,189 [sighs, mouths word] 558 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,816 [indistinct chatter] 559 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,576 You know what? 560 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,620 If I weren't already here, I would come here. 561 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,415 Do they know we're in this room? 562 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:01,750 Yep. Now we just wait. 563 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,461 Okay. 564 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,140 -Um, hey. -Hi. 565 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,725 What do you guys do? 566 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,894 We give you all the tools you need to succeed. 567 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:22,187 Where are you having trouble? 568 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,897 Uh, do you guys tutor geometry? 569 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,191 -Our teachers don't know it. -Oh, absolutely! 570 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:29,361 We have great tutors. I, myself, am an expert in English and Latin. 571 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:30,862 Not that you need it. 572 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:34,241 I see. Well, I think I have one of those learning disabilities, so... 573 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:37,035 That's great. Oh, I mean, not great, but great because we have... 574 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,536 [both] Do you guys have pamphlets? 575 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,413 Oh, yes, we have a bunch! 576 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,457 Here, tell all your friends. 577 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,542 And in the meantime, we can just sit here and... 578 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,295 -Thank you! Hurry, hurry, hurry! -I'll get the Oreos. 579 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,507 Hold on. Seri... Come on, y'all! Really? Are y'all serious? 580 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,133 {\an8}[speaking Spanish] 581 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,344 [kids cheering] 582 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:58,598 -[in English] Did that really just happen? -Yep. 583 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:02,227 But, hey, at least they came. Now we just need to get them to stay. 584 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,562 The food was supposed to make them stay. 585 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:06,690 True. 586 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,775 We just have to try a different approach. 587 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:12,070 Next time, I will stand by the food and you can lock the door, 588 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,154 -and then... -Frieda. 589 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,365 Sometimes you just have to know when to give up. 590 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,914 ♪ Done with these niggas ♪ 591 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,624 ♪ I don't love these niggas ♪ 592 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,668 ♪ I dust off these niggas ♪ 593 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:27,961 ♪ Do it for fun ♪ 594 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:31,131 ♪ Don't take it personal ♪ 595 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:34,175 ♪ Personally I'm surprised you called me ♪ 596 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,970 ♪ After the things I said ♪ 597 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:39,139 -[knock on door] -♪ Skirt, skirt on niggas ♪ 598 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,765 ♪ Skirt up on niggas ♪ 599 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,351 ♪ Skirt down, you acting like me ♪ 600 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,104 ♪ Acting like Hour with you ♪ 601 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,064 Shit. 602 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,654 [continues knocking] 603 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:56,656 [sighs] 604 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,833 -Hey. -Hey. 605 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,295 Uh, you said you had some of my mail? 606 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,590 Yeah. Hold on. 607 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,063 Yeah, I left some stuff in the bathroom, too, so... 608 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:32,108 Oh. Okay. 609 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,370 [clattering] 610 00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:54,381 -Oh, what happened to Frank Ocean? -The pillow? 611 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,134 Oh, it must've disappeared. 612 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:00,970 You spilled something on it. 613 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,390 Wine. 614 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:05,642 And Tapatio. 615 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:12,399 All right, well, uh, I'ma go. 616 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,835 -[gasps, pants] -[Lawrence moans] 617 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,009 [grunting] 618 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,728 [both moaning] 619 00:29:16,337 --> 00:29:18,173 [water running] 620 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,319 Yo, I gotta go. 621 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,501 ["Let It Burn" playing] 622 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:02,842 ♪ I wanna be good to you, baby, ooh ♪ 623 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:06,095 ♪ Call me crazy But I think I found the love of my life ♪ 624 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,639 ♪ That's right ♪ 625 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,475 ♪ Have you ever felt warm On a cold, cold night? ♪ 626 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:14,187 ♪ That's how it get you When you least expect it ♪ 627 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:17,482 ♪ And you can't reject it ♪ 628 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,860 ♪ That crazy little tingly feeling ♪ 629 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,862 ♪ Pain in your chest, yes ♪ 630 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,907 ♪ You feel that fire ♪ 631 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:29,035 ♪ Just let it burn ♪ 632 00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:33,039 ♪ 'Cause there's no runnin' When it's your turn ♪ 633 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:36,042 ♪ Call me crazy, but I think I found The love of my life ♪ 634 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,919 ♪ Just let it burn ♪ 635 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:41,089 ♪ Let it, let it burn ♪ 636 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,800 ♪ Just let it burn ♪ 637 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,593 ♪ Let it, let it burn ♪ 638 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,137 ♪ Call me crazy, but I think I found The love of my life ♪ 639 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,181 ♪ Feel it creeping in your heart ♪ 640 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,059 ♪ Ooh, baby, can you feel it Tearing you apart? ♪ 641 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:55,144 ♪ That's right, that's love ♪ 642 00:30:55,228 --> 00:31:00,108 ♪ When it comes You never wanna give it up ♪ 643 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,694 ♪ And, baby, I'm caught in the light ♪ 644 00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:04,654 ♪ And I ain't gonna fight it ♪ 645 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:07,365 ♪ There's no use in tryin', I'm yours ♪ 646 00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:11,828 ♪ And I want you to want me The way that I want you and more ♪ 647 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:13,663 ♪ Ooh ♪ 648 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:17,000 ♪ So, if you're ready to take this ride ♪ 649 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:21,254 ♪ We can go all around the world, baby ♪ 49398