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[music playing]
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[indistinct commentary]
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Hey, babe. How was work?
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It was fine.
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What's wrong? Something happen?
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I'm just...
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I'm searching for these words
to say to you right now.
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[chuckles] Oh, just say it.
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I slept with my ex.
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I didn't mean to do it,
and it just happened.
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And I didn't do it on purpose.
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Bitch, I don't want
your sloppy second ass!
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I ain't Russell Wilson
in this motherfucker!
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[exhales]
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[alarm chirps]
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[TV playing]
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Hey, babe. How was work?
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It was splendid.
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Splendid? We're using "splendid" now?
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[chuckles] Hey.
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-What's wrong?
-Why do you think something's wrong?
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I don't know. You just seem off.
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Oh, it was just...
It was a long day at work.
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Well, maybe I can make it better.
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[Issa] Wait, what?
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Where's the "Broken Pussy" video?
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I called a guy I used to work with
and he got it taken down.
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-Like, everywhere?
-Yep.
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If you Google your name,
the only thing that comes up
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is your Facebook page
and a singer named Issa Sekibo.
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He sounds like a Nigerian Ruben Studdard.
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[humming]
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[crying]
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What... Hey, why are you crying?
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-Because of what you did.
-Babe, it was nothing.
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No, you took care of it.
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And you're always taking care of me.
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You're like my black Spider-Man.
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Hey. Hey, come here. Come here.
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-Now I got snot all on you.
-Hey, it's okay!
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[sobs]
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I just love you so much.
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I love you, too.
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No, but, like, I really love you.
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And I appreciate you,
and... I never wanna forget that.
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You know, I like getting all this love.
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[both chuckling]
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What are you gonna do
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when I tell you I picked up
your dry cleaning today?
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[sobs]
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No, you weren't supposed to cry.
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[music playing]
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ I have flaws ♪
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♪ But I'm so worth it ♪
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Babe, my teeth feel clean as fuck.
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These new floss things,
they really get in there.
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-Look.
-They look good, babe.
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-Come here.
-Oh.
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-What?
-Uh, nothing.
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I got the chills real quick.
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Oh. Come here. Let me warm you up.
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-Okay.
-Come on.
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Mmm-hmm.
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[both moaning]
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[grunts]
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What? You still cold?
You need blankets? What?
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Um, no. I think
the video has just been stressing me out.
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Can we just... Can we just lay here?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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You sure? You're not mad?
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Nah, I'm cool.
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-Thanks, babe.
-Mmm-hmm.
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[sighs]
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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[Molly, whispering] What the fuck?
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[Molly groans softly]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, thanks for letting me
stay here last night.
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You didn't really leave me
much of a choice.
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[Molly chuckles softly]
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Is that Cookie Crisp?
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Dang, I haven't had that
since, like, elementary.
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So, what was last night about?
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You show up faded at my place
out of nowhere.
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Yeah, I was just going
through something with this dude
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and I guess
my drunk brain just led me here.
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Okay.
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What?
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You know,
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it's fine if you and I didn't work out.
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But it just feels like you're playing
games, and I'm not really about that.
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You're right.
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You know, I was doing the most,
but, you know, I really did like you.
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All right, I fucked up and you didn't
deserve any of that, and I'm sorry.
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You know what? I suck.
I'm... I'm just gonna go.
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Yeah, this is... I'm not...
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Don't smile.
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You ain't getting no milk.
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[chuckles]
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Your hair looks great
like that, by the way.
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So, what are you doing today?
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Uh, just... I have errands.
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You need a ride?
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-[panting, moaning]
-You still got errands?
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-No! I...
-You still got errands?
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I ain't got no errands!
I ain't got no errands!
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{\an8}♪ If you wanted me to front it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Are you saying you don't wanna? ♪
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♪ Yeah, won't you come and be my owner? ♪
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♪ Come on, I put my heart on a plate ♪
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♪ Eat it, babe ♪
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Is that pork bacon?
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What's the occasion?
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Can't I just wake up
and wanna cook breakfast for my bae?
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Yeah, you can,
but it just feels so... new.
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I just wanted to thank you,
you know, officially.
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You're not even ready for this shit, okay?
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-So, we got real bacon...
-Mmm-hmm.
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...blueberry waffles,
eggs lightly scrambled,
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plus strawberries and pineapples.
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What?
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Damn, Iss!
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And I was thinking we should go out later.
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You know, it's been a minute
since we had a date night.
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Yeah. You know, I'm down.
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-Okay.
-Look at you.
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Cooking breakfast, making dinner plans.
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Yo, I got me a real one.
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All right, hand me some fruit.
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{\an8}And, Frieda, where are we
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on the silent auction items
for the fundraiser?
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It's going great.
The Rams are donating tickets.
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Dulan's is donating a private dinner,
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but we are still
waiting on a jersey signed by Kobe Bryant.
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-I saw him at Katsuya once.
-Oh. Hmm.
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And have we secured a location in Malibu?
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Oh, we have several options
that I can show you,
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but most places are saying
that we can't bring kids
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because they're worried about damage.
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But a lot of them are saying
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that they'll provide
chairs and tables at no additional cost.
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I thought the whole point was
to invite kids this year.
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Yeah. Why are we pressed
to do it in Malibu?
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Did you hear the part
about the tables and chairs?
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I did, but can't we do it somewhere near,
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like Inglewood or Baldwin Hills?
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I mean, Malibu's nice, it's just
We Got Y'all is in this community.
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It would just be great to show the kids
that there's beauty in their own backyard.
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-I think that's a great idea.
-Me, too!
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Not that you asked. I'm just adding.
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-Okay.
-[phone buzzes]
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[Joanne] Moving on.
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ You see ♪
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♪ Love's got me in a daze ♪
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♪ Crazy ♪
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♪ How it makes me behave... ♪
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{\an8}Okay, "Add basil, cook for one minute."
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{\an8}Can do, bitch.
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♪ I feel so full again ♪
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[phone ringing]
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Yeah!
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Yo, you know what?
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Chrissy Teigan has a dope-ass cookbook.
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Are you in the kitchen?
Please get the fuck out.
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No, I will not.
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I'm cooking for somebody.
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Who, that lawyer nigga?
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Okay, is this a shade-free zone?
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-Never.
-Okay, you remember Jared?
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[laughs] Are... You are the worst!
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-Girl, I know, right?
-So, what happened with The League?
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Girl, I'm over them niggas.
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Like, they look good on paper,
but they on some bullshit.
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So, you're with Jared now?
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Girl, I know, right?
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Life is a funny thing.
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I can't get into it
while I'm sautéing and basting,
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but the point is we talked, he checked me.
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I mean, we had a real honest conversation.
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I just like that we can just share
and be real.
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Tsk, you fucked that nigga.
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Yes. Yes, I did.
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That is not the point!
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I mean, it was different.
It just felt different.
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Well, okay, girl! Look at you.
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-Was it good?
-Bitch!
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-[doorbell rings]
-Oh, wait, I gotta go. He's here.
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Bye.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-[music playing]
-[panting]
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Thank you, Chrissy!
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-Have you tried Blue Apron?
-Stay focused!
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[Lawrence] Yo, next time,
we're getting two popcorns.
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-I barely ate any.
-I did not eat that much.
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No? None fell down your dress?
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Wow! Look at all that.
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Those were there before we came.
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Yeah.
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Hey, let's go in here for a sec.
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For what?
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I've been thinking
about getting a nose ring.
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-Stud or hoop?
-It don't matter as long as it's gold.
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[chuckles]
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[door chimes]
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Uh, can I see a marquis cut
with a platinum band?
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The man knows what he wants.
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What you know about a marquis cut?
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The diamonds in this setting
begin in a half carat and go up to three.
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Um, this one?
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That's very nice.
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Thank you.
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Wow.
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Do you like that?
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-Do you like that?
-[gasps]
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-Like that?
-[moaning]
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What?
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Um, can we go?
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-What? Why?
-I just don't feel good.
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I, um... I think
I had too much junk at the movies.
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-Sorry.
-That's okay.
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-It's okay.
-[door chimes]
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You're lying!
I cannot see you as a fat kid.
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Husky. My mom said I was husky.
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Oh, okay.
Your mom sounds like a lovely woman.
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She is. She's nice.
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Oh, my mom, oh, my gosh.
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She was always on me.
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I remember my first year in college.
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I wilded out just to piss her off.
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Really?
I wanna hear more about this wild Molly.
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Uh, no. That's okay.
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Nah. What? Did you go to juvie?
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-You were slanging that rock?
-Shut up.
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-No. I just did young, dumb shit.
-Okay.
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Like, I may or may not have slept with
a college professor.
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Wow!
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Okay. More, please.
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Oh, my... No. Ugh, okay.
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Um, all right. Also in college,
I made out with a girl at a frat party.
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Mmm. See, I'm not mad at that.
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-Of course you're not.
-Okay, what else?
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Ugh, okay.
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Um, I did coke for,
like, a hot second in law school.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And I also had my tongue pierced
for, like, a month.
254
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But, wait, why am I the only one sharing?
255
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:55,042
No, where's your dirt? No, bring it.
256
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,128
Okay, um... Oh.
257
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,507
I ran naked through
a Best Western one time.
258
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,342
I was so fucking high.
259
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,511
Um, please come harder, okay?
260
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,305
Oh, okay. I slept with my first boss.
261
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,974
And she was married.
262
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,393
-Oh, shit!
-Mmm-hmm.
263
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:15,938
-The husky home-wrecker.
-[chuckles] Yeah.
264
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,690
That's what they called me.
265
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,817
Wow, okay. What else you got?
266
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,529
When I was 20, I kind of had
a sexual experience like yours.
267
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,197
What you mean?
268
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,157
I messed around with a guy before.
269
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,788
-Wait, you did what?
-I mean, it was, like, a long time ago.
270
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,207
My friend and I were at this party
in New York,
271
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,709
both super drunk.
272
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:42,298
Went back to his place and then, you know,
it just kind of happened.
273
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,677
Wh... what kind of happened?
274
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,596
He went down on me.
275
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,226
Oh, so you're, like, bi?
276
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,812
No. No, definitely not.
277
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,441
I mean, I had never done
anything like this before
278
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,861
and I knew afterwards it wasn't for me.
279
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,531
Oh, like... like, how long after, though?
280
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,199
Like, immediately.
281
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,452
Okay, like, but immediately when?
282
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,454
And, like, was this, like,
a one-time thing
283
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,414
with this, like... This one guy?
284
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,917
Or was it, like, a one-time thing
with other guys or...
285
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,211
-Molly, one guy, one time.
-Mmm-hmm.
286
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,421
That's it.
287
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,717
[chuckles] Okay.
288
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,553
-I have so many questions.
-Shit, me, too!
289
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,722
-Okay, how many times?
-Did he like it?
290
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,266
-Okay, did he come? Did they both come?
-Kelli, that's enough.
291
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,601
Shit, we're all thinking it!
292
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,938
Sweetie, you can't keep dating him.
He's gay.
293
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,856
Because that totally makes him gay, right?
294
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,483
Bitch, sophomore year,
295
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,985
you hooked up with that chick
who looked like Lisa Turtle.
296
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,196
-Okay, who didn't?
-It's different for women.
297
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,492
Okay, wait. You're telling me that once
a dude touches a dick, he's gay?
298
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,451
[women] Yes.
299
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,662
So, it's, like,
straight, straight, straight,
300
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,456
straight, straight, straight, Lee Daniels?
301
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,667
Yes! It's a double standard.
302
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,293
But, oh, well, that's how it is.
303
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,462
Okay, bitch,
so she's supposed to stop seeing Jared
304
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,964
just because he doesn't subscribe
305
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,216
to the heteronormative
rejection of sexual fluidity?
306
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,219
One women's studies class
and this bitch talk
307
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,304
like she doing
the spoken word in Flawless.
308
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,139
-I love it.
-I'm just saying
309
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,433
why can't black men
explore their sexuality
310
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,686
without being labeled gay
or bi or whatever?
311
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,146
Because I want my man to be a man.
312
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,731
That's homophobic as fuck, okay?
313
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,401
If Jared were white,
you would chalk that shit up to the game!
314
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,736
Preach! Why do black men
have to fit in a box
315
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,780
and be super masculine all the time?
316
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,282
I mean, damn!
Can't a nigga get his dick sucked?
317
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,159
Also, can we bring these drinks inside?
318
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,536
No, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
319
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,287
Are you telling me that if you found out
320
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,581
Lawrence got his dick sucked
by some dude way back when,
321
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,875
you would still be talking
all this fluidity shit?
322
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,129
Okay, well, Lawrence
likes to cook, you know,
323
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,715
and he is
very particular about his laundry.
324
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,176
So, you know, besides having sex with men,
he's kind of the gayest.
325
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,928
-You're so stupid.
-It's true!
326
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,471
Okay, well, Tiffany, what about you?
327
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,640
Like, if you ever found out
that Derek one time...
328
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,518
-He wouldn't.
-I know, but, like, what if one time...
329
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,812
-He wouldn't.
-What, you can't just play along?
330
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,898
No, because
he would never, so that's that.
331
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,859
-You don't know that.
-Wow. Denial!
332
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,861
-[all laughing]
-He played.
333
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,863
-What's up?
-Oh!
334
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:14,491
Where y'all two been?
What y'all been doing together?
335
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,493
-Ya-da-da-da.
-Um...
336
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,662
Uh, you guys ready to see this Jesus play?
337
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,749
They ran out of programs,
so you are gonna have to share.
338
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,792
And they are handing out Kleenex.
339
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,878
The ushers said there will be tears.
340
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,504
[Kelli] Okay, hey.
341
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,716
Y'all better not talk shit
about my cousin's janky-ass play.
342
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,552
Okay? He a hood rat, but we family.
343
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,929
All right? This shit going to Broadway.
344
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,724
-I saw The First Supper.
-[Tiffany] Oh, did you?
345
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,061
Hey. Girl, I know
what Jared said was tough,
346
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,437
but it happened one time.
347
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,606
And he's a good person.
348
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,485
So, if you like him,
don't let that shit ruin it.
349
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,030
I'm gonna try.
350
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,074
-I'm gonna try.
-All right.
351
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,579
[flute playing]
352
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,671
That's him. That's my cousin.
353
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,632
-Where?
-[man] I didn't mean to snitch.
354
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,218
I was just trying to teach him a lesson.
355
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,260
Shit!
356
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,013
Hamilton this is not.
357
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,557
No shade,
but why are there two intermissions?
358
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,267
One for the bathroom, one for food.
359
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:26,563
Now, if he was the real son of God,
then he gonna be all right.
360
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,524
Y'all gonna have to
tell me what's going on,
361
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,734
'cause I can't see shit
behind this big-ass hat.
362
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,403
-Shh.
-Oh, hey, sister.
363
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,738
Hi.
364
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,199
[flute continues playing]
365
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,664
Nigga!
366
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,084
Why hast thou forsaken me?
367
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,920
You said you was loyal, but you wasn't.
368
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:54,466
You said you was faithful,
but you a lying-ass bitch.
369
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,136
My bad, my nigga.
370
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,679
I shouldn't have betrayed you.
371
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,515
I was just tempted, you heard?
372
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,642
[Jesus] You only got yourself to blame.
373
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,478
I can't fucks with you no more.
374
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,981
You can't just bounce!
375
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,233
I'm your day one. You gotta forgive me.
376
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,778
Nigga, you know I love you.
377
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,948
-No homo.
-[audience chuckling]
378
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,908
But we through.
379
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,995
Jesus out!
380
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,292
-What happened?
-[Kelli] I don't know,
381
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,294
but I know I hate my cousin.
382
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,379
Good job, Tyrell.
383
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,673
[music playing]
384
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,802
[woman vocalizing]
385
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,723
I think this place
would work perfect for our fundraiser.
386
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,349
It's huge inside.
387
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,518
Oh, and they provide candles for ambiance.
388
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,228
-It's a no-brainer!
-Mmm.
389
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,146
Are you tired?
390
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,231
I'm sorry. I just didn't
sleep great last night.
391
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,358
-Aw.
-[phone buzzes]
392
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,402
-Hey.
-Yo.
393
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,197
I got good news. I got an interview.
394
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,781
Really? Where?
395
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,075
With this tech company in Santa Monica.
396
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,786
Shit, that's amazing!
I'm so happy for you!
397
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,121
Thanks, babe.
398
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,208
I feel like things could finally be
falling in place for us.
399
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,960
Yeah.
400
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,546
Thanks for just being here for me, babe.
401
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,590
Of course. I love you.
402
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:17,758
Congrats.
403
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,844
Is everything okay?
404
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,432
What the fuck? Excuse me!
405
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,851
Excuse me, we're right here!
Can you please stop?
406
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,769
Sorry.
407
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,480
-I caught ya.
-What? You caught me?
408
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,607
I literally just watched it go
from green to red.
409
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,361
-You can't let it go this one time?
-Once I start writing...
410
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,863
That is a lie. They can totally
stop writing.
411
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,532
Okay, go back to your shitty-ass,
little tricycle
412
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,202
and back to your shitty-ass life,
'cause that's all you've got!
413
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,162
-Yeah!
-You don't even have a real weapon.
414
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,122
All you have is that stupid little box.
415
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,832
And you can't even stop a crime.
416
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,876
All you can do is write a receipt for it.
417
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,378
Go home to your kids!
418
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,047
Shit!
419
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,802
How'd I let that happen, huh?
420
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,097
What's... I'm so fucking stupid.
421
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,099
What's wrong with me?
422
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,893
Hey, it's not that bad.
423
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:13,230
♪ Yeah, you were always down for it ♪
424
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:17,150
♪ Get in this getaway and we run from it ♪
425
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,487
♪ You're giving me the coldest stare ♪
426
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:24,241
♪ Like you don't even know I'm here ♪
427
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,201
♪ Why don't we turn the leaf? ♪
428
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,869
♪ Why don't we turn the ♪
429
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,871
♪ Why don't we turn the leaf? ♪
430
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,832
♪ Why don't we turn the ♪
431
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,294
[exhales]
432
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,505
Um, can you... can you please stop?
433
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,048
What?
434
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,428
-What?
-I just... I just can't.
435
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:48,640
I'm sorry. I just can't stop
thinking about you...
436
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,267
[sighs] You and that guy.
437
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,601
Me and that guy what?
438
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,603
[sighs]
439
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,149
I'm sorry. I just can't do this.
440
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,327
Damn.
441
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,870
I'm sorry, girl.
442
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,538
I feel so stupid.
443
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,833
I'm tired of this shit never working out.
444
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,835
[Molly sighs]
445
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,422
Are you sure you can't move past it?
446
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,757
No, I tried.
447
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:26,470
I thought I could deal with it,
but at this point, it's over.
448
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,848
Fuck! I really liked him.
449
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,059
I mean, why'd he have to tell me?
450
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,519
I'm such a fucking mess.
451
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,864
I fucked Daniel.
452
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:48,992
Bitch, you did what?
453
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,664
Are you okay?
454
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:00,545
You gonna do it again?
455
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,173
No.
456
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,514
Then don't tell Lawrence.
457
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,266
Just move on.
458
00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,899
My weaknesses? [sighs]
459
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:23,860
Well, my major weakness
is that I tend to put a lot of pressure...
460
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,404
Sometimes too much pressure
on myself to succeed,
461
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,115
but I've worked on that.
462
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,577
-What are you doing?
-Going over a few questions.
463
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,496
Just preparing for my interview.
464
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,123
Do I sound dumb?
465
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:42,254
♪ On and on we go ♪
466
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:47,342
♪ Always with the ghost of us in tow ♪
467
00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:52,389
♪ Stuck somewhere
Between a friend and foe ♪
468
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:57,811
♪ Round and round we go ♪
469
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:03,150
♪ Round and round again ♪
470
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:08,238
♪ Looking for a life beyond the end ♪
471
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:13,660
♪ Lost somewhere
Between a foe and friend ♪
472
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:19,291
♪ Round and round again ♪
473
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,296
♪ Round and round we go ♪
474
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,175
[sighs]
475
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,138
Damn it, Issa.
476
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,161
♪ I just took a flick
With your girlfriend ♪
477
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,622
♪ I've been kicking shit
With your girlfriend ♪
478
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:01,708
♪ Hey, I just smoked a blunt
With your girlfriend ♪
479
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,753
♪ Hey, I think that I'm done
With your girlfriend ♪
480
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,756
♪ Hey, all up in my business
She been lurkin' ♪
481
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,842
♪ I've been tryin' to tell her, "Bye"
It ain't workin' ♪
482
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,803
♪ Hey, I think that I'm done
With your girlfriend ♪
483
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,473
♪ Hey, I just smoked a blunt
With your girlfriend ♪
484
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,225
♪ Whoo, ridin' through the city ♪
485
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,560
♪ I ain't know that she was with it ♪
486
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,812
♪ She was trying to get with me
So I had to get busy ♪
487
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,481
♪ See, I met her at the Lennox ♪
488
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,399
♪ She was trying to buy some jimmies ♪
489
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,527
♪ And it aired like Serena
Like she had to play tennis, hey ♪
490
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,947
♪ Swervin' on a corner like skurt ♪
491
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,116
♪ She said, "Can I text you?"
I'm like, "Sure" ♪
492
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,911
♪ And I got on Gucci like, "Burr" ♪
493
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,163
♪ Shawty, you gonna
Have to shave the fur ♪
494
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,164
♪ Cut off ♪
495
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,625
♪ And I might come ballin'
Like I'm Stephen Curry ♪
496
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,087
♪ Space Jam, Bill Murray, Munchies
Oreo McFlurry, whoa ♪
497
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,756
♪ I can't even lie
That shawty thick and she purty ♪
498
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,634
♪ Work at the Blue Flame
She doin' tricks up on this pole ♪
499
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,345
♪ Hey, I ain't even know
That's your girlfriend ♪
500
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,304
♪ Oh, dear ♪
501
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,099
-♪ I'mma pass her like I'm Kyrie Irving ♪
-♪ Oh, dear ♪
502
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,977
♪ I'm a drug type, trips to Berlin ♪
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♪ Why you trying to flirt
Like you a virgin? ♪
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