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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,661 --> 00:00:09,492 [saxophone music] 2 00:02:16,688 --> 00:02:20,174 [gentle mysterious music] 3 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:23,660 - Kate, Kate, get in here quick. 4 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:28,217 - Doug, I was in the middle of a palm reading. 5 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:29,425 I think she was gonna upgrade 6 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:32,048 to the Premium Spirit Summoning package. 7 00:02:32,048 --> 00:02:34,637 - I think I just saw something in the crystal ball. 8 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:36,156 - Oh, Doug. 9 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,813 - No really, I can feel my powers returning. 10 00:02:38,813 --> 00:02:40,781 - Doug, did you ever really have any? 11 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:42,023 - You doubt me? 12 00:02:42,023 --> 00:02:43,922 I mean, I was the amazing Rinaldi. 13 00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:45,855 I astounded people across this country 14 00:02:45,855 --> 00:02:48,582 with my mental skills, okay. 15 00:02:48,582 --> 00:02:52,896 Fortune telling, mind reading, hypnotism. 16 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,278 - I know. I wrote the copy for the advertisement. 17 00:02:55,278 --> 00:02:57,798 But honestly, have you really had any insight? 18 00:02:58,833 --> 00:02:59,627 - You doubt me. 19 00:03:01,836 --> 00:03:05,081 - No. Just tell me what you saw. 20 00:03:07,704 --> 00:03:09,913 - I'm not really sure what I saw. 21 00:03:11,052 --> 00:03:13,193 I'm getting that feeling again, okay. 22 00:03:14,642 --> 00:03:16,334 Look, why don't we try this, okay? 23 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:20,441 All right. 24 00:03:25,446 --> 00:03:28,069 The four of clubs? 25 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:28,898 - Yes. 26 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:30,658 - Really? 27 00:03:30,658 --> 00:03:33,592 [mysterious music] 28 00:03:36,664 --> 00:03:38,494 The eight of diamonds. 29 00:03:39,978 --> 00:03:40,806 - Right again. 30 00:03:41,773 --> 00:03:42,739 - Okay, one more. 31 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:48,228 - The ace of spades. 32 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,090 - You're amazing. 33 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:55,994 - Okay, you know this means that I have to try hypnotizing. 34 00:03:55,994 --> 00:03:59,342 - No, hypnotizing never works out right for you. 35 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:02,483 - Yeah, but that's before. 36 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,899 Now I'm feeling it again. I'm feeling it. 37 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:07,592 - No, it got us kicked out of the show in Cleveland. 38 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:10,388 - Look, this isn't a show. 39 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:12,804 You gotta let me at least try. 40 00:04:12,804 --> 00:04:14,978 [sighing] 41 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:16,911 Okay. 42 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:20,398 [mysterious music] 43 00:04:20,398 --> 00:04:21,744 Keep your eye on the watch. 44 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:27,405 You're getting very, very sleepy. 45 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:29,545 - Very, very sleepy. 46 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,721 - When I snap my fingers, you will be 47 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:36,172 completely under my command. 48 00:04:37,035 --> 00:04:38,554 - Under your command. 49 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:42,247 [fingers snapping] 50 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:45,526 - You find me irresistibly attractive. 51 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:47,217 - Irresistibly attractive. 52 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,568 - You have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with me. 53 00:04:52,568 --> 00:04:53,879 - Oh yes. 54 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:56,434 [gentle music] 55 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,869 [upbeat music] 56 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:29,846 [saxophone music] 57 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,579 - Oh, Doug, that was fantastic. 58 00:05:38,579 --> 00:05:39,408 - Thanks. 59 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:45,724 Wait a second, you're still supposed to be under hypnosis. 60 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:49,418 - Oh, well, I felt bad, so I faked it. 61 00:05:50,488 --> 00:05:51,592 - You were faking? 62 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:54,215 - Only the hypnosis part. 63 00:06:05,606 --> 00:06:07,470 - Hey, look, the new stock came in. 64 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:10,473 - [Doug] Throw all this junk away. 65 00:06:10,473 --> 00:06:12,958 - Junk? We paid good money for this stuff. 66 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:15,202 Money we don't have, I might add. 67 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:18,343 - We don't need it anymore. It's all trash. 68 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:19,620 - Have you lost your mind? 69 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:22,796 - Just read this. You remember my Aunt Bessie? 70 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:25,246 - Yeah, the mystic healer who got you 71 00:06:25,246 --> 00:06:27,145 into all of this mumbo-jumbo. 72 00:06:28,318 --> 00:06:31,218 - Exactly, well, she passed away last week. 73 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:33,323 - Oh, so much for the mystic healing. 74 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:36,016 - Look, Aunt Bessie mighta been an eccentric, 75 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:37,742 but she was also loaded. 76 00:06:37,742 --> 00:06:39,191 - Oh, too much liquor, huh? 77 00:06:40,158 --> 00:06:42,263 - No, the other kinda loaded. 78 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:44,611 Filthy rich. 79 00:06:44,611 --> 00:06:45,853 - Really? 80 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:47,614 - Uh-huh, she left us her mansion. 81 00:06:49,305 --> 00:06:50,513 - What? 82 00:06:50,513 --> 00:06:51,997 - That's right, baby, pack up your things. 83 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:53,551 We're moving to Beverly Hills. 84 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:55,863 [shrieking] 85 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:58,452 [upbeat music] 86 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,433 - This is just amazing. 87 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,951 It's everything you said it would be. 88 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:19,231 - Yep, it's completely furnished, and it's paid for. 89 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,199 This is the life I always promised you, honey. 90 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:23,201 - I could not be happier. 91 00:07:24,547 --> 00:07:25,410 [doorbell ringing] 92 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,032 Hey, our first visitors. 93 00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:30,726 Hi. 94 00:07:30,726 --> 00:07:31,830 - We're your new neighbors. 95 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:33,038 - We brought pie. 96 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:34,937 - How lovely. Come in. 97 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:41,115 Honey, these are our new neighbors. 98 00:07:43,532 --> 00:07:47,121 - Hi, I'm Peter Wells. This is my wife, Patricia. 99 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:48,709 - It's nice to meet you. 100 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:51,229 - Hi, I'm Doug Nelson, and you've already met my wife, Kate. 101 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:52,437 - I'm George Hamwell. 102 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:55,682 - And I'm Amy Hamwell, hello [chuckles]. 103 00:07:58,201 --> 00:08:00,169 - Why don't I get us some drinks? 104 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:01,411 - Sounds great. 105 00:08:01,411 --> 00:08:02,274 - Yeah, sure. 106 00:08:03,655 --> 00:08:06,037 - And why don't you join me? 107 00:08:06,037 --> 00:08:07,521 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 108 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:14,528 - George Hamwell, why does that name sound so familiar? 109 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,496 - Well, I don't wanna be immodest, 110 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,257 but perhaps you've seen one of my pictures. 111 00:08:19,257 --> 00:08:21,086 I'm a movie producer. 112 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:23,433 - Hm, what movies have you produced? 113 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,815 - Well, most know me from the Giant Slime 114 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:26,885 Creature From Venus. 115 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:29,025 - Nope, didn't see that one. 116 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:31,303 - The Three-Eyed Monster From Planet X? 117 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,166 - Don't think so. 118 00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:36,757 - Perhaps Scorpion Killer Versus the Giant Sasquatch. 119 00:08:36,757 --> 00:08:39,001 - Oh, I did see that one once. 120 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:40,105 - Well there you go. 121 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:42,729 - On the Late Late Late Show. 122 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:44,385 - Yes. 123 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:46,456 Well, Peter here is in the oil business. 124 00:08:46,456 --> 00:08:47,388 - Oh really? 125 00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:49,356 - That's right. West Star Oil. 126 00:08:49,356 --> 00:08:51,772 We operate some of the biggest offshore 127 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:53,740 oil rigs in California. 128 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,431 - [Doug] Really? That sounds exciting. 129 00:08:59,815 --> 00:09:02,852 - So what do you do for a living, Doug? 130 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:06,200 - I used to have a little magic act. 131 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,756 You know, card tricks, mind reading. 132 00:09:09,756 --> 00:09:11,102 Hypnotism. 133 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:11,930 - Really? 134 00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:16,176 - Here we are. 135 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:19,938 - Thank you. 136 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:22,216 - Doug, Amy was telling me that George here 137 00:09:22,216 --> 00:09:23,839 is a movie producer. 138 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,392 I used to be an actress myself. 139 00:09:25,392 --> 00:09:26,566 - Is that right? 140 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,223 - Well, mainly background work, 141 00:09:29,223 --> 00:09:31,812 but I was on my way up when I met Doug. 142 00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:38,474 - Yes, and it's been all downhill ever since. 143 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,097 Just a little joke, dear. 144 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:42,512 [scoffing] 145 00:09:42,512 --> 00:09:45,585 - I was just telling Amy how great 146 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,310 it is to live in Los Angeles. 147 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,002 [gasping] 148 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:51,832 - My dear, this is not Los Angeles. 149 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:54,076 This is Beverly Hills. 150 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:55,042 - Right. 151 00:09:55,042 --> 00:09:55,974 [throat clearing] 152 00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:58,701 - Well, Doug was just telling us 153 00:09:58,701 --> 00:10:00,358 that he used to be a hypnotist. 154 00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:02,843 - Oh he did, did he? 155 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:07,710 Thought we weren't gonna talk about that. 156 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,574 - Just sorta came out. 157 00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:11,058 - Anyway, I think it'd be great fun 158 00:10:11,058 --> 00:10:12,612 if he hypnotized one of us. 159 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:14,821 - No, I couldn't. 160 00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:18,583 - Oh yes, yes, me, me, me, hypnotize me. 161 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,723 - Okay, well, I guess I could give it a shot. 162 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:21,931 - Yay! 163 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:24,865 [soft piano music] 164 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,596 Okay, um. 165 00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:33,149 Keep your eye on the watch. 166 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:36,912 You're getting sleepy. 167 00:10:38,396 --> 00:10:39,190 - Sleepy. 168 00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:44,540 - Very sleepy. 169 00:10:47,094 --> 00:10:48,509 - Oh, I think it's working. 170 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:49,994 - If you say so. 171 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:52,306 - Now when I count to three and snap my fingers, 172 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:54,964 you'll be in a deep, deep sleep. 173 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:57,070 One. 174 00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:58,761 Two. 175 00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:01,005 Three [snaps fingers]. 176 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:05,285 [soft piano music] 177 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,182 - Well, Doug. 178 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:09,669 - Doug, I think you actually did it. 179 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,050 - Nope, just kidding [laughs]. 180 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,155 Sorry, guys [laughs]. 181 00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:16,710 - I thought so. 182 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,263 - Oh well, better luck next time. 183 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,162 - Yeah, there are just, there are too many distractions 184 00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:22,164 going on right now. 185 00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,062 - Sure, sure, sure, sure. 186 00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:26,962 Hey, look, we've gotta be going. 187 00:11:26,962 --> 00:11:28,308 Welcome to the neighborhood. 188 00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:30,931 - Yes, we should be on our way as well. 189 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:32,968 Listen, Doug, Peter and I have 190 00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:35,177 a golf game scheduled next week. 191 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,041 You should join us. Do you play? 192 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:40,182 - Golf? Yeah, of course I do, I play. 193 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:43,392 - And how about you, Kate? What are you doing tomorrow? 194 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:47,223 How about a shopping spree, just us girls? 195 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:50,571 I have to introduce you to the shops on Rodeo. 196 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,642 - That would be great. 197 00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:53,436 - Yay. 198 00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:56,716 - Well, thanks for coming over. 199 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,545 It was really great to meet you guys. 200 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:00,236 - Yeah. 201 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:00,961 - Bye-bye. 202 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:03,757 - Bye. - Bye. 203 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:09,211 [door opening and closing] 204 00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:10,039 - Really, Doug? 205 00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:13,008 - What was I supposed to do? You saw. 206 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,772 Guess I gotta go get some golf clubs now. 207 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,882 [gentle music] 208 00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:31,233 - Thank you. 209 00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:40,138 I'm telling you, Peter, there is something about those two. 210 00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:41,830 - They seem perfectly normal to me. 211 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,452 - Normal for Topeka, maybe, 212 00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:46,317 but they just don't seem like our kind of people. 213 00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:47,559 - Well they're showbiz types. 214 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,147 They're bound to be a bit eccentric. 215 00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:52,702 - George is in show business. It's a legit show business. 216 00:12:52,702 --> 00:12:55,602 But hypnotism, really? 217 00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:56,845 - You're just being fussy. 218 00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:58,778 I'm sure everything'll turn out all right. 219 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,055 - Maybe. 220 00:13:00,055 --> 00:13:03,472 - Now, how about you and I 221 00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:05,198 get upstairs and have a little fun? 222 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:07,752 - Oh, Peter. 223 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:10,997 I have a splitting headache. 224 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:16,209 - Yes, the longest continuous headache 225 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:20,765 in the history of mankind. 226 00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:25,770 - Shouting won't help, dear. 227 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:26,598 Good night. 228 00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,948 [mysterious music] 229 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:33,813 - Hey, you know, I think I'm gonna ask Doug 230 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,711 if he wants to invest in my next picture. 231 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:37,437 - Are you sure that's a good idea? 232 00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:39,646 I'm not sure they have that kinda money. 233 00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:42,200 - Well that house isn't cheap, even in today's market. 234 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,823 They have to have some money. 235 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,033 - Well you probably have to give his wife a role. 236 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:50,933 Don't think I didn't notice how she happened to mention 237 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,832 that she was an actress after you mentioned 238 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,247 you were a producer. 239 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:55,213 - And don't think I didn't notice you drooled 240 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,284 at the sight of her husband. 241 00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,390 - Aw, is my man jealous? 242 00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:01,979 - Always. 243 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:05,189 - Well, he was super cute, and I wouldn't mind 244 00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:08,157 a tussle with that wife of his, either. 245 00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:11,333 But right now, I wanna take care of you. 246 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,403 - You vixen. 247 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:13,853 [laughing] 248 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,750 - Mm. 249 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,891 [soft romantic music] 250 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:46,471 - Thank you so much for taking me around today. 251 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,887 - Oh no problem. 252 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,234 It is so nice to have someone new in the neighborhood. 253 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,925 - Yeah, I'm sorry about that whole 254 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,100 hypnotism thing yesterday. 255 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,102 - Oh no, don't worry about it. 256 00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:57,897 It was all in good fun. 257 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,243 You know, I never really believed in 258 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:00,727 any of that stuff anyway. 259 00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:01,728 - Okay, good. 260 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,387 - You know, Kate, George and I would like to meet 261 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:07,527 with you and Doug some evening. 262 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,805 We may have a proposition for you. 263 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,704 - Oh my gosh. 264 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:16,812 Amy, okay, I'm super flattered, and I've heard 265 00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:20,678 about these Beverly Hills open marriages, but I don't think 266 00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:23,612 it's something that Doug and I are really into. 267 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:27,443 - No, I meant a business proposition. 268 00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,135 - Okay, I'm embarrassed. 269 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:31,344 [laughing] 270 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,795 - But now that you mention it, keep an open mind. 271 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:44,253 [birds singing] 272 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,951 [knocking on door] 273 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,813 - Coming. 274 00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:02,444 - Are you Doug Nelson? 275 00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:03,928 - Yes. 276 00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:07,863 - The Doug Nelson who is related to Elizabeth Nelson? 277 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:10,210 - Elizabeth? 278 00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:12,902 You mean Aunt Bessie? 279 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,183 - Aunt Bessie? Yes, she's the one. 280 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,701 - You knew Aunt Bessie? 281 00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:21,877 - Oh, I knew her quite intimately. 282 00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:23,637 - I see. 283 00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:26,019 - Doug, when your aunt passed away, 284 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:29,954 she left instructions for me to deliver this to you. 285 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,683 - What is it? 286 00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:36,650 - The answer to your dreams. 287 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,240 - Okay, again, what is it? 288 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:45,245 - Many people considered your aunt a hoax, a charlatan, 289 00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:50,975 a snake oil salesman dressed in a skirt, if you would. 290 00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:54,013 Perhaps the same has been said about you. 291 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,050 - Well, everything except the skirt part. 292 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,570 - Oh, yes, of course. 293 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,641 But Elizabeth was much more than that. 294 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:06,508 She truly knew the mystic secrets of ancient Tibet. 295 00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:08,682 And the power of hypnotism. 296 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:12,376 - Look, I've been through this all before, okay. 297 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,067 I don't wanna get run outta Beverly Hills 298 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,689 like I was run outta Cleveland. 299 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:18,140 - Oh, you misunderstand me, my boy. 300 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:21,247 This is the genuine article. 301 00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:24,043 With this jewel, you will be granted 302 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,287 the power of hypnosis that you have always wanted. 303 00:17:27,287 --> 00:17:28,668 - Sure. 304 00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:31,084 - I see that you don't believe me. 305 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,672 Very well. 306 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:35,640 All I ask is that you try it before you dismiss it. 307 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:41,646 But beware, the power of the jewel can be corrupting. 308 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:43,441 - Whatever you say, man. 309 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:47,859 - Douglas, don't take this lightly. 310 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,691 With great power comes great responsibility. 311 00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,866 You must always use the jewel for good. 312 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,489 And never for evil. 313 00:17:58,007 --> 00:18:00,182 - Well, thanks for the tip. 314 00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,046 But you should probably be going now. 315 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,530 I'm really busy here. 316 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:15,094 [soft music] 317 00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:17,751 - Good day, madam. 318 00:18:17,751 --> 00:18:18,580 - Good day. 319 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:22,515 - Sorry about that. 320 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:25,311 - Who was that? 321 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,487 - Just a door-to-door salesman. 322 00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:33,284 - Hm, we're not supposed to have those types around here. 323 00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:35,873 - I'm sure he won't be back. 324 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,357 What can I do for you? 325 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:40,947 - Well, I hate to impose on a new neighbor and all, 326 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:42,190 but I am making dinner tonight, 327 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,123 and I ran out of cooking sherry. 328 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,297 So, I was hoping that you would have some. 329 00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:49,369 - You know, the place was fully stocked when we moved in, 330 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:51,302 so I'm not sure. 331 00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:52,614 Why don't we go take a look? 332 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:54,133 - Thank you. 333 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,652 [light music] 334 00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,209 - I'm just gonna check in the kitchen cabinet over here. 335 00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,071 - Okay. 336 00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:04,557 [light music] 337 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,228 Hm. 338 00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:22,747 [light music] 339 00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:33,655 - I'm sorry. It looks like we don't have any cooking sherry. 340 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,208 - That's okay. 341 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,071 - But. 342 00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:40,869 I do have this. 343 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:43,803 [mysterious music] 344 00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:47,151 You are now under my command. 345 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,671 - I am under your command. 346 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:53,537 - Holy cow, it works. 347 00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:56,954 - Touch your nose. 348 00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:00,440 Jump up and down. 349 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,481 Cluck like a chicken. 350 00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:09,208 [imitating chicken] 351 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,865 Okay, Patricia, here's what we're gonna do. 352 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:17,733 From now on, when you hear somebody say wait three times, 353 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,079 you're gonna have the uncontrollable urge 354 00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:20,736 to have sex with that person. 355 00:20:20,736 --> 00:20:23,256 - I will have an uncontrollable urge. 356 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,913 - Okay, wake up [snaps fingers]. 357 00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:29,193 - Doug, what? 358 00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:31,471 - I'm sorry, we don't have any cooking sherry. 359 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,750 - I'm gonna go. 360 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:35,579 - Okay. 361 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,584 Wait, wait, wait. 362 00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:43,276 [romantic music] 363 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:46,969 - Come here, you big hunk of a man. 364 00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:49,524 [upbeat music] 365 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,620 [moaning] 366 00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,141 - You will forget all about this encounter. 367 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:22,142 - I will forget. 368 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,387 [fingers snapping] 369 00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:26,250 - Good. 370 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,391 - Honey, I'm home. 371 00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:32,152 - Hi, sweetheart. 372 00:21:32,152 --> 00:21:33,361 - Hey. 373 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:35,294 Oh, Patricia, what are you doing here? 374 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,916 - I, um. 375 00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:39,712 - Patricia came by to see if we had any cooking sherry, 376 00:21:39,712 --> 00:21:41,334 but we don't. 377 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,473 - Right. 378 00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:43,957 - So she's gonna be going now. 379 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,926 - Right. 380 00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:48,721 - Well, it was great to see you. 381 00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:50,412 - Yeah, goodbye. 382 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,002 - That was strange. 383 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:57,108 - Yeah, you know, crazy neighbors. 384 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,387 So, what's with all the stuff? 385 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:00,491 - Amy took me shopping. 386 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,807 - Did you have to buy the entire store? 387 00:22:05,807 --> 00:22:08,292 - Honey, if we're gonna live in this neighborhood, 388 00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:11,847 with these friends, it's what's expected. 389 00:22:11,847 --> 00:22:13,297 We're just gonna have to figure out a way 390 00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:15,851 to make some serious money, fast. 391 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,933 - No, I can't. 392 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:38,978 - You know, Doug, I'd love to talk to you sometime 393 00:22:38,978 --> 00:22:41,705 about investing in my next production. 394 00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:44,639 - Oh, aren't movies a risky investment? 395 00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:46,917 - With my track record, hardly. 396 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:48,297 Besides, Peter's investing. 397 00:22:48,297 --> 00:22:49,506 - That's right, gotta figure out 398 00:22:49,506 --> 00:22:51,231 what to do with all that oil money. 399 00:22:52,647 --> 00:22:54,545 - So what kinda money are we talking about here? 400 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:55,788 - Hardly much at all. 401 00:22:55,788 --> 00:22:57,203 I just need to fill some gaps in the budget. 402 00:22:57,203 --> 00:22:58,273 Just a million or two. 403 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,035 - Oh, is that all? 404 00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:04,693 [birds singing] 405 00:23:06,143 --> 00:23:07,627 - Sorry you had such a bad day, Doug. 406 00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:09,388 If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd never played 407 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,734 golf before in your life. 408 00:23:10,734 --> 00:23:11,804 - Yeah, I can't remember the last time I saw 409 00:23:11,804 --> 00:23:13,288 anyone shoot a 200. 410 00:23:13,288 --> 00:23:14,462 - Over par. 411 00:23:14,462 --> 00:23:16,429 - Just unlucky today, I guess. 412 00:23:17,534 --> 00:23:19,087 - What's this? 413 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,364 One of your mystical hoohas? 414 00:23:21,745 --> 00:23:23,367 - No no, wait, don't mess with that. 415 00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:27,544 [mysterious music] 416 00:23:27,544 --> 00:23:28,648 - What? 417 00:23:28,648 --> 00:23:29,856 What just happened? 418 00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:31,513 Peter, Peter. 419 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,102 What have you done? 420 00:23:34,102 --> 00:23:36,484 [soft music] 421 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,935 - Now I've done it. 422 00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,074 - [Kate] We're just gonna have to figure out a way 423 00:23:41,074 --> 00:23:42,904 to make some serious money, fast. 424 00:23:45,872 --> 00:23:47,909 - Tell me all your secrets for making money 425 00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:49,807 that nobody knows. 426 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,845 - I take millions from investors 427 00:23:52,845 --> 00:23:54,950 and make shitty movies for peanuts. 428 00:23:56,504 --> 00:23:57,746 - Wait a minute. 429 00:23:57,746 --> 00:23:59,265 That's a project you wanted me to invest in? 430 00:23:59,265 --> 00:24:00,197 - Yes. 431 00:24:00,197 --> 00:24:02,199 On paper, they cost millions. 432 00:24:02,199 --> 00:24:04,719 In reality, I spend hundreds. 433 00:24:04,719 --> 00:24:06,134 - Doesn't anybody ever catch on? 434 00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:08,170 - With a title like Invasion of the Swamp People, 435 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:09,758 no one expects much. 436 00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:11,760 - And what do you do with your money? 437 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,037 - It's all in an offshore account. 438 00:24:13,037 --> 00:24:15,557 Cayman Islands, great place to do business. 439 00:24:18,422 --> 00:24:20,148 - And Peter's in on this too? 440 00:24:20,148 --> 00:24:22,944 - No, I'm gonna take his money as well [laughs]. 441 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:24,946 - Oh really? 442 00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:26,775 Hm. 443 00:24:27,742 --> 00:24:31,159 [fingers snapping] 444 00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:33,437 - What the hell just happened? 445 00:24:33,437 --> 00:24:35,784 - Well, Georgie boy, you know I'm a hypnotist. 446 00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:38,407 - Yeah, but I thought a lousy one. 447 00:24:38,407 --> 00:24:39,616 - Apparently not. 448 00:24:39,616 --> 00:24:41,065 I had you under just now, 449 00:24:41,065 --> 00:24:43,412 and you told me some rather interesting things. 450 00:24:43,412 --> 00:24:46,588 - It was a college thing. Everyone experimented. 451 00:24:46,588 --> 00:24:48,521 - No no, not that. 452 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:51,282 About your cheapo movies and your fake investments 453 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:52,663 and your offshore accounts. 454 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:55,183 - Oh, damn. 455 00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:56,771 - So, unless you want me to spill the beans 456 00:24:56,771 --> 00:24:59,843 to Peter over here, or go to the cops, 457 00:24:59,843 --> 00:25:01,534 I think you and I need to come up 458 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:03,778 with some kinda payment arrangement. 459 00:25:03,778 --> 00:25:05,193 - You're blackmailing me? 460 00:25:05,193 --> 00:25:06,815 - You're cheating your investors. 461 00:25:06,815 --> 00:25:07,644 - Good point. 462 00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:10,543 All right, Nelson, what do you want? 463 00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:14,340 - You know, I think two million dollars 464 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,583 doesn't sound unreasonable. 465 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:16,929 - It's damn unreasonable. 466 00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:18,482 - You didn't say that this morning. 467 00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:20,449 You said two million dollars was hardly anything at all. 468 00:25:20,449 --> 00:25:23,142 - Yes, but that was your two million. 469 00:25:23,142 --> 00:25:25,454 - And it will be mine, once you give it to me. 470 00:25:27,353 --> 00:25:29,528 - Well I guess I have no choice. 471 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,529 - Now you're talking. 472 00:25:35,464 --> 00:25:37,501 - Oh, sorry, I didn't know it was that valuable. 473 00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:39,538 - That's okay, just a family heirloom, you know. 474 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:44,197 - Well gosh, guys, I gotta get home to the little woman. 475 00:25:44,197 --> 00:25:45,613 - I gotta get going too. 476 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:47,062 Let's do this again sometime. 477 00:25:48,236 --> 00:25:49,789 - Matter of fact, why don't we do it tomorrow? 478 00:25:49,789 --> 00:25:51,550 Why don't we all get together and have a few drinks? 479 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,827 You guys can bring the wives. 480 00:25:52,827 --> 00:25:54,173 - Sounds good to me. We'll be there. 481 00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,208 - Yeah, great. 482 00:25:57,176 --> 00:25:58,073 - We'll see you. 483 00:25:58,073 --> 00:25:58,902 - Okay. 484 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,634 - I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. 485 00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:10,948 That bastard. That lowlife, dirty, rotten, stinking. 486 00:26:10,948 --> 00:26:13,641 - George, George, who are you talking about? 487 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,608 - That new idiot neighbor of ours. 488 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:18,093 - Slow down, slow down. What happened? 489 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:19,370 - We were golfing today, right? 490 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:20,579 - Right? 491 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,683 - And I was gonna ask Doug about investing 492 00:26:21,683 --> 00:26:23,133 in the new Swamp People movie. 493 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:24,341 - Right. 494 00:26:24,341 --> 00:26:25,894 - Well, we get back to Doug's place. 495 00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:29,277 - No, no, wait, don't mess with that. 496 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:31,797 - What just happened? 497 00:26:33,143 --> 00:26:35,628 - Tell me all your secrets for making money. 498 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,526 - I take millions from investors 499 00:26:37,526 --> 00:26:39,598 and make shitty movies for peanuts. 500 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,427 - I think you and I need to come up 501 00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:43,256 with some kinda payment arrangement. 502 00:26:43,256 --> 00:26:45,017 - And he wants two million dollars. 503 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,779 - That son of a bitch. 504 00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:52,300 And to think I was gonna have sex with him. 505 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,233 - Yeah. Wait, what? 506 00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,303 - Nothing, nothing. 507 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:59,825 I bet that tramp wife of his is involved too. 508 00:26:59,825 --> 00:27:03,552 - I can't believe someone's trying to blackmail me, me. 509 00:27:03,552 --> 00:27:05,037 - So are you gonna pay? 510 00:27:05,037 --> 00:27:07,073 - Hell no, you know all of our assets 511 00:27:07,073 --> 00:27:09,420 are tied up in those offshore investments. 512 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:10,767 I couldn't even lay my hands on two million 513 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,941 in cash if I wanted to. 514 00:27:12,941 --> 00:27:14,460 - So what are we gonna do? 515 00:27:16,496 --> 00:27:19,499 - You know, I've got just the thing. 516 00:27:19,499 --> 00:27:22,399 [mysterious music] 517 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:30,303 - What's that? 518 00:27:30,303 --> 00:27:32,374 - Oh nothing, just something left over from the shop. 519 00:27:32,374 --> 00:27:35,826 - Oh, right, well, good night. 520 00:27:35,826 --> 00:27:36,896 - Hey, Kate? 521 00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:38,139 - Mm. 522 00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:39,485 - Did you mean it when you said we had 523 00:27:39,485 --> 00:27:42,005 to find a way to make a lotta money? 524 00:27:42,005 --> 00:27:45,422 - Well, honey, we live in Beverly Hills, and I know we own 525 00:27:45,422 --> 00:27:47,804 the house outright, but keeping up 526 00:27:47,804 --> 00:27:50,013 with these housewives is gonna be expensive. 527 00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:53,223 - What if I can't find a way? 528 00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:57,572 - You always find a way. I have faith in you. 529 00:27:57,572 --> 00:27:58,538 Plus, I'm worth it. 530 00:28:02,611 --> 00:28:03,440 - Great. 531 00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,756 [upbeat music] 532 00:29:23,209 --> 00:29:24,970 - Are you sure we're in the right place? 533 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:26,799 - Yes, this is the right place. 534 00:29:27,973 --> 00:29:30,251 - I've never been in a place this seedy before. 535 00:29:30,251 --> 00:29:31,977 - I met you in a place like this. 536 00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,497 [soft music] 537 00:29:45,507 --> 00:29:46,992 - So how do you know this guy anyway? 538 00:29:46,992 --> 00:29:49,132 - He was recommended to me by some friends. 539 00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:51,410 - Who recommends hitmen? 540 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,034 - I have a list of references, if you'd like to see them. 541 00:29:55,034 --> 00:29:57,450 - No no, that's quite all right. 542 00:29:57,450 --> 00:29:58,279 Carmine. 543 00:29:59,176 --> 00:30:00,005 - Yeah. 544 00:30:00,005 --> 00:30:01,834 - I'm George Hamwell. 545 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,353 - Aint that nice. 546 00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:06,218 - Well you may have heard of me. I produce movies. 547 00:30:06,218 --> 00:30:08,289 - Really, which ones? 548 00:30:08,289 --> 00:30:10,429 - Well the Giant Slime Creature From Venus. 549 00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:11,602 - Nope. 550 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,603 - The Three-Eyed Monster From Planet X. 551 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:13,535 - Never heard of it. 552 00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:14,398 - Scorpion Killer Versus-- 553 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:15,330 - George. 554 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:16,745 - All right, it's not important. 555 00:30:17,712 --> 00:30:18,817 I've got a job for you. 556 00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:21,233 - Did you bring the cash? 557 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:24,650 - 50,000, just like you asked. 558 00:30:27,239 --> 00:30:30,173 - I'm assuming I don't have to count this. 559 00:30:30,173 --> 00:30:32,037 - I don't think he can count. 560 00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:33,624 - No no, it's all there. 561 00:30:34,763 --> 00:30:36,282 - Who's the guy you want iced? 562 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:38,733 - His name is Doug Nelson. 563 00:30:38,733 --> 00:30:39,630 Here's the address. 564 00:30:42,564 --> 00:30:43,531 - Okay. 565 00:30:43,531 --> 00:30:45,913 [soft music] 566 00:30:47,121 --> 00:30:50,124 You and I will never see each other again. 567 00:30:50,124 --> 00:30:53,644 You, however, I will see in my dreams. 568 00:30:54,818 --> 00:30:55,612 - Ew. 569 00:30:58,718 --> 00:30:59,650 Hm. 570 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,894 [soft music] 571 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:04,897 [suspenseful music] 572 00:31:46,214 --> 00:31:48,354 [sighing] 573 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,324 - Peter, Peter, Peter. 574 00:31:52,324 --> 00:31:54,360 I heard something. I heard something downstairs. 575 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,844 - Hm, what? 576 00:31:55,844 --> 00:31:57,329 - Downstairs, I heard something. 577 00:31:57,329 --> 00:31:59,918 - You're just having one of your anxiety attacks. 578 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:00,746 Go to sleep. 579 00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:02,782 - No, Peter, seriously. 580 00:32:02,782 --> 00:32:05,130 - Sleeping pills in the medicine cabinet. 581 00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:06,165 - Oh. 582 00:32:06,165 --> 00:32:09,065 [mysterious music] 583 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:34,573 - Ow, ow, hey, wait, wait, wait! 584 00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:40,959 - I have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with you. 585 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:44,652 - Excuse me. 586 00:32:44,652 --> 00:32:47,068 - Shut up and take your clothes off. Come here. 587 00:32:49,588 --> 00:32:50,382 Oh. 588 00:32:52,211 --> 00:32:53,764 - You're something. 589 00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:59,115 I've waited for someone like you all my life. 590 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:01,462 [soft music] 591 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,162 [moaning] 592 00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:19,273 - Oh. 593 00:33:21,102 --> 00:33:23,829 I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me. 594 00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:26,866 - No need to apologize, baby. You're a sexual dynamo. 595 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,285 Inside that prim and proper was a wildcat 596 00:33:31,285 --> 00:33:32,941 waiting to get out. 597 00:33:32,941 --> 00:33:35,358 - Yeah, I know. 598 00:33:35,358 --> 00:33:36,945 Wait a minute, who are you, 599 00:33:36,945 --> 00:33:38,844 and what are you doing in my house? 600 00:33:38,844 --> 00:33:39,776 - Oh yeah, I forgot. 601 00:33:39,776 --> 00:33:42,951 I'm here to kill your husband. 602 00:33:42,951 --> 00:33:44,643 - You're here to kill Peter? 603 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:45,471 - Doug. 604 00:33:45,471 --> 00:33:46,748 - Doug? 605 00:33:46,748 --> 00:33:47,542 Doug Nelson? 606 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:48,888 - Yeah. 607 00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:50,373 - Doug doesn't even live here. 608 00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:53,479 [papers rattling] 609 00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:55,723 - 7212 Maple Lane? 610 00:33:55,723 --> 00:33:56,793 No. 611 00:33:56,793 --> 00:33:57,863 This is 7221. 612 00:34:00,728 --> 00:34:02,385 - Oh, George is an idiot. 613 00:34:02,385 --> 00:34:04,111 He must be dyslexic or something. 614 00:34:04,111 --> 00:34:05,388 - George? 615 00:34:05,388 --> 00:34:06,389 George Hamwell? 616 00:34:06,389 --> 00:34:07,217 - That's the guy. 617 00:34:08,391 --> 00:34:10,013 - Why would George wanna kill Doug? 618 00:34:10,013 --> 00:34:11,497 - I don't know. 619 00:34:11,497 --> 00:34:12,774 It's an investment scheme or something gone wrong. 620 00:34:12,774 --> 00:34:13,948 I don't care, baby. I don't care about that. 621 00:34:13,948 --> 00:34:15,329 All I care is about you. 622 00:34:15,329 --> 00:34:16,847 - Don't, don't, don't. Down, boy. 623 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,021 - But I gotta have you. 624 00:34:18,021 --> 00:34:20,817 - Ts, ts. All in due time. 625 00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:22,474 Wait a minute. 626 00:34:22,474 --> 00:34:24,752 If George is up to what I think he's up to, 627 00:34:24,752 --> 00:34:27,306 I think I might be able to use your help. 628 00:34:27,306 --> 00:34:28,238 You up for that? 629 00:34:28,238 --> 00:34:29,826 - I would do anything for you. 630 00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:30,654 - Oh. 631 00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,312 I'm Patricia, by the way. 632 00:34:33,312 --> 00:34:34,589 - Carmine. 633 00:34:34,589 --> 00:34:35,521 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 634 00:34:37,558 --> 00:34:40,008 [soft music] 635 00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:50,640 - [Kate] Hey, thanks for coming. 636 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,814 - Oh, we wouldn't miss it. 637 00:34:57,129 --> 00:35:00,615 - Oh, Amy, George. How nice to see you both. 638 00:35:00,615 --> 00:35:02,065 - Patricia. 639 00:35:02,065 --> 00:35:03,549 - How have you been? 640 00:35:03,549 --> 00:35:05,137 - Oh just peachy. 641 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:07,795 - Hello, George. 642 00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:09,176 - Peter. 643 00:35:09,176 --> 00:35:10,487 - I must say, Patricia, 644 00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:13,249 you're looking particularly vibrant today. 645 00:35:13,249 --> 00:35:14,491 - Oh really? 646 00:35:14,491 --> 00:35:16,493 Must be this new face cream I have. 647 00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:19,220 - Oh well, whatever it is, I want some [laughs]. 648 00:35:20,256 --> 00:35:21,119 - No. 649 00:35:22,189 --> 00:35:23,811 - Sorry. 650 00:35:23,811 --> 00:35:26,400 - I mean, I think I'm almost out. 651 00:35:29,196 --> 00:35:31,301 - Hey, be careful, Doug, if I know George, he'll have you 652 00:35:31,301 --> 00:35:32,544 investing in his movie before 653 00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:33,924 you're finished with the first round. 654 00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:35,857 - Oh, I don't think so. 655 00:35:35,857 --> 00:35:38,136 - He says all he needs is a couple more million. 656 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,932 - Yeah, two million dollars, hardly anything at all, right? 657 00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:43,279 - Well I wouldn't say that. 658 00:35:44,763 --> 00:35:46,696 - But you did say that. 659 00:35:46,696 --> 00:35:48,215 - You did. 660 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,630 - Perhaps I was a bit hasty, okay. 661 00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:51,528 It is a substantial amount of money. 662 00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:54,531 But a good investment. 663 00:35:54,531 --> 00:35:55,981 - Oh, I'm sure it is. 664 00:35:57,327 --> 00:35:59,950 - Well, in any case, maybe George can give you 665 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,401 a few pointers on the golf course, huh? 666 00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:03,782 - Sure, anytime. 667 00:36:06,992 --> 00:36:09,788 - Patricia, is everything okay? 668 00:36:09,788 --> 00:36:11,893 - What? Oh, yeah. 669 00:36:11,893 --> 00:36:14,241 Excuse me, Kate, can you tell me where your restroom is? 670 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:16,933 - Yeah, it's down past the bedroom. 671 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:18,210 - Oh, thank you. 672 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,661 [soft music] 673 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:23,629 - That was odd. 674 00:36:23,629 --> 00:36:26,218 - Yes, it was. Excuse me. 675 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:27,115 - Sure. 676 00:36:27,115 --> 00:36:29,532 [soft music] 677 00:36:43,235 --> 00:36:44,512 - What took you so long? 678 00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:46,169 - I had to wait for Amy and George to get here. 679 00:36:46,169 --> 00:36:48,102 Now, you're gonna stick with the plan, right? 680 00:36:48,102 --> 00:36:49,724 - The plan? Yeah, the plan. 681 00:36:49,724 --> 00:36:51,692 I intimidate George into revealing 682 00:36:51,692 --> 00:36:54,212 that he hired me to kill Doug. 683 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,524 - And that he's ripping off my husband. 684 00:36:56,524 --> 00:36:57,732 - Right, right. 685 00:36:57,732 --> 00:37:00,873 You know, that's not much of a plan. 686 00:37:00,873 --> 00:37:02,220 - He's right. 687 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,324 [gasping] 688 00:37:03,324 --> 00:37:04,256 - Sic her, Carmine. 689 00:37:05,913 --> 00:37:08,674 - Wait. Wait, wait! 690 00:37:10,987 --> 00:37:11,815 - Oh, mm. 691 00:37:13,645 --> 00:37:16,095 [soft music] 692 00:37:32,215 --> 00:37:33,078 - Boy. 693 00:37:33,078 --> 00:37:35,460 [soft music] 694 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:57,171 - So, Peter, tell me about the oil business. 695 00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:58,724 It sounds fascinating. 696 00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:01,382 - Well, there's not that much to tell really. 697 00:38:01,382 --> 00:38:04,868 You know what they say. Oil is money. 698 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,180 - Is that what they say, really? 699 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,803 - Sure, yeah, black gold, Texas tea. 700 00:38:08,803 --> 00:38:12,013 Except in my case it's more like California latte. 701 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:13,498 [laughing] 702 00:38:13,498 --> 00:38:15,396 - Well I'm glad to hear that you're doing so well. 703 00:38:15,396 --> 00:38:17,433 - Oh, quite well. 704 00:38:18,744 --> 00:38:21,057 - Oil's well that ends well. 705 00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:23,715 - Well, looks like everyone could use a new drink. 706 00:38:26,442 --> 00:38:28,375 George, do you wanna help me in the kitchen? 707 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:30,687 - Uh, yeah, sure. 708 00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:31,516 - Okay. 709 00:38:35,071 --> 00:38:35,899 - Hm. 710 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:39,834 - Listen, Kate, whatever your husband 711 00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:41,940 has told you, it's not true. 712 00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:45,944 - Actually, I wasn't really here to talk about my husband. 713 00:38:47,428 --> 00:38:48,291 - You're not? 714 00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:49,534 - No. 715 00:38:49,534 --> 00:38:53,227 I was wondering if you could possibly cast me 716 00:38:53,227 --> 00:38:55,643 in your next movie. 717 00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:58,336 - Oh, oh, well. I can certainly consider it. 718 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,199 - I mean, it doesn't have to be a big part. 719 00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:01,339 The female lead is fine. 720 00:39:02,547 --> 00:39:04,652 - Well, you know I do all my own auditions. 721 00:39:04,652 --> 00:39:06,240 - Mm-hm. I'm ready. 722 00:39:07,241 --> 00:39:08,069 - Well action. 723 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:14,179 [soft saxophone music] 724 00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:39,860 - I wonder what's keeping everybody. 725 00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:41,862 - I don't know. Oh, Kate. 726 00:39:42,794 --> 00:39:44,416 - Hey, I'm right here, Doug. 727 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:45,693 - Weren't you getting drinks? 728 00:39:45,693 --> 00:39:46,522 - Oh. 729 00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:49,007 - The drinks can wait. 730 00:39:49,007 --> 00:39:51,527 I have something far more important. 731 00:39:53,218 --> 00:39:54,702 - What is it, honey? 732 00:39:54,702 --> 00:39:55,531 - Carmine. 733 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,054 - Carmine? 734 00:40:02,054 --> 00:40:03,262 Amy, what's going on? 735 00:40:03,262 --> 00:40:06,473 - George, just listen. Go ahead, Carmine. 736 00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:10,131 - As unaccustomed as I am to making speeches. 737 00:40:10,131 --> 00:40:11,754 - Just get on with it, dear. 738 00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:16,759 - [clears throat] Okay, that guy right there 739 00:40:16,759 --> 00:40:19,417 paid me to kill that guy. 740 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,487 - Me? 741 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:22,834 - No, no, no, Carmine. Remember? 742 00:40:24,629 --> 00:40:25,733 - Oh, I meant that guy. 743 00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:27,252 - Me? 744 00:40:27,252 --> 00:40:29,357 - Yeah, you gotta work on your penmanship, dude. 745 00:40:29,357 --> 00:40:31,152 - George, what's going on? 746 00:40:31,152 --> 00:40:32,637 - That's what I'd like to know. 747 00:40:32,637 --> 00:40:35,156 - I have no idea what this lummox is talking about. 748 00:40:35,156 --> 00:40:36,537 - Lummox? 749 00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:37,952 Lummox? 750 00:40:37,952 --> 00:40:39,195 What's a lummox? 751 00:40:39,195 --> 00:40:41,887 - Just get on with it, dear, okay? Mm-hm. 752 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,032 [choking] 753 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:53,105 - Okay, okay, okay, my whole movie investment is a scam. 754 00:40:53,105 --> 00:40:53,899 - What? 755 00:40:55,142 --> 00:40:57,489 - I really don't even have a movie project. 756 00:40:57,489 --> 00:41:01,251 My last film did so poorly no one'll finance me. 757 00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:04,116 - Are you serious? So I slept with you for nothing? 758 00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:05,601 - Well I had fun. 759 00:41:05,601 --> 00:41:07,465 - Excuse me. 760 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,362 - Later, honey. 761 00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:10,537 - Keep talking. 762 00:41:11,745 --> 00:41:13,367 - Doug was blackmailing me, 763 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:16,025 threatened to tell Peter I was stealing his money. 764 00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:17,509 - Excuse me. 765 00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:18,337 - Later, honey. 766 00:41:19,718 --> 00:41:21,133 - I spent all my money on my last film. 767 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:24,205 I don't have a dime to my name. 768 00:41:24,205 --> 00:41:25,310 - Oh, sweetie. 769 00:41:26,449 --> 00:41:28,624 - What about the 50 G's you paid me? 770 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,075 - Good think you didn't count it. 771 00:41:33,594 --> 00:41:35,251 [laughing] 772 00:41:35,251 --> 00:41:37,356 - I don't see what's so funny. 773 00:41:37,356 --> 00:41:38,979 - Oh my. 774 00:41:38,979 --> 00:41:43,328 All of this trouble for nothing. The joke is on all of you. 775 00:41:43,328 --> 00:41:46,883 My oil wells have been dusters for months. 776 00:41:46,883 --> 00:41:49,230 My company filed bankruptcy last week [laughs]. 777 00:41:52,855 --> 00:41:54,512 I'm dead broke. 778 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:55,685 - Oh, you jerk. 779 00:41:56,652 --> 00:41:58,067 I can't. Why you? 780 00:41:59,447 --> 00:42:01,726 - Doug, you have to do something. 781 00:42:02,589 --> 00:42:03,521 - Okay. 782 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,800 [upbeat dramatic music] 783 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,459 - What the? 784 00:42:12,909 --> 00:42:16,188 - It's this, okay? It's making me do evil things. 785 00:42:16,188 --> 00:42:17,362 We gotta get rid of it. 786 00:42:17,362 --> 00:42:18,363 - What is it? 787 00:42:19,502 --> 00:42:22,367 - Never mind. Just tell me that you love me. 788 00:42:22,367 --> 00:42:23,575 - Of course I love you. 789 00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:24,956 - Even if we have to leave all of this 790 00:42:24,956 --> 00:42:26,509 and go back to the psychic shop? 791 00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:29,547 - Sweetheart, honestly, I hate this place. 792 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:30,858 And all these people. 793 00:42:32,688 --> 00:42:34,862 - Yeah, but you slept with George. 794 00:42:34,862 --> 00:42:38,556 - Oh, well, it was this evil doohickey thing. 795 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,730 Its energies, they affected me too. 796 00:42:42,214 --> 00:42:44,182 - Okay, let's just get outta here. 797 00:42:44,182 --> 00:42:45,010 - Okay. 798 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,637 [light music] 799 00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:52,777 [sighing] 800 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:55,503 - Lesson learned. 801 00:42:55,503 --> 00:42:58,748 [light music] 802 00:42:58,748 --> 00:42:59,853 On to the next one. 803 00:43:01,406 --> 00:43:03,581 I suppose I should release you. 804 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,446 No. 805 00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:11,589 [fingers snapping] 806 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,769 - Hey, look, the new stock came in. 807 00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:22,220 [soft music] 808 00:43:26,258 --> 00:43:28,467 - I astounded people across this country 809 00:43:28,467 --> 00:43:30,400 with my mental skills, okay. 810 00:43:31,574 --> 00:43:35,302 Fortune telling, mind reading, hypnotism. 811 00:43:35,302 --> 00:43:37,684 [soft music] 812 00:43:40,341 --> 00:43:43,344 [imitating chicken] 813 00:43:44,794 --> 00:43:47,245 [soft music] 814 00:43:52,008 --> 00:43:55,011 - Oh yes, yes, me, me, hypnotize me! 815 00:43:56,047 --> 00:43:58,463 [soft music] 816 00:44:00,396 --> 00:44:01,639 - It's all in an offshore account. 817 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,089 Cayman Islands, great place to do business. 818 00:44:05,815 --> 00:44:08,266 [soft music] 819 00:44:10,337 --> 00:44:13,789 - Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm here to kill your husband. 820 00:44:14,755 --> 00:44:17,206 [soft music] 821 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,003 - Black gold, Texas tea. 822 00:44:22,418 --> 00:44:24,592 Except in my case, it's more like California latte. 823 00:44:26,042 --> 00:44:28,493 [soft music] 824 00:44:30,253 --> 00:44:32,083 - A hoax, a charlatan, 825 00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:36,743 a snake oil salesman dressed in a skirt. 826 00:44:36,743 --> 00:44:39,159 [soft music]56637

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