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Hurry up we don't want to be late.
For the first day of school!
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Who are you?
You don't even like school.
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Oh, no, I do, now that I
am Bridget hennessy,
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student body president.
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Which one says "I am a leader
of power and integrity" --
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the blue thong
or the gray?
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I don't care
what thong you wear!
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You know, that kind of apathy
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is so typical
of your generation.
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Okay, I have a problem,
and I need your advice.
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Your president
is here for you.
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Okay, here's the thing.
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I-i-i changed in Europe
this summer.
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I mean, I grew up,
and it made me realize
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that I have to break up with
Kyle and I have to do it today.
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Why are you nodding
like that?
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My listening face. I learned it
over the summer in Washington.
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I have to break up with Kyle
today!
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What?! Why didn't you
tell me?! What happened?!
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Well, I met this awesome guy
in Paris,
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and I don't know
what's gonna happen with him,
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but I do know that I shouldn't
be with Kyle anymore.
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- Stop it!
- All right!
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I mean, I don't know
how to do this.
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I've never broken up
with anyone before.
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Do what I do. It's worked
for me a billion times.
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Just tell Kyle someone
better will come along.
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And in your case,
it'll even be true.
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Wow. You're all dolled up.
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Where are you headed,
thurston?
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I'm going downtown to have
breakfast with an old friend.
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We're meeting
at his private club.
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Ohhh. Is that what they call
the mission these days?
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Ah, hey, there's our new
high school freshman.
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Big step. You scared?
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No.
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Well, you should be.
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A lot of upperclassmen
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are gonna want
to beat the hell out of you.
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What are you
telling him?
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He's got to know.
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You'll be fine.
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He's a dead man.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Boy, these night shifts
are killing me.
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Oh, are you kidding?
You look fantastic.
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A cadaver in scrubs.
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Girls, come on!
First day of school!
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Let's not be late!
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You're gonna wear that?
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I thought it was cute.
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Too cute. You can't break up
with Kyle in those pants.
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- Why not?
- 'Cause you look too good.
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It won't take.
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Why don't you wear
your hideous black pants
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with the gold rings
down the sides.
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You said
they look great on me.
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I'm a politician. I say
a lot of things I don't mean.
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Catie,
that principal gibb called.
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He wants to see you.
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They're not even in school yet.
Who could be in trouble?
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Maybe he just wants
another date.
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Mmm!
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We never dated.
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I am not romantically involved
with ed gibb.
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Or any
of the gibb brothers.
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Mom, have you seen
my black pants?
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They're missing.
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Uh, honey,
maybe that's for the best.
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You said
you liked them.
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I'm a mom. I say
a lot of things I don't mean.
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I think they're in the laundry.
I'll get to them later.
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You're doing the laundry now?
Eww.
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I'm helping out your mother
while she's working nights.
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Unless, of course,
you want to take over.
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Eww!
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Yeah.
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Well,
I got to get downtown.
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Oh, yeah, we got to go, too.
Everybody -- in the car.
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Mom...are any seniors
gonna beat me up today?
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Oh, no, honey.
You'll be fine.
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That's another one
of those things moms say.
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If you want,
I'll drive him.
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No, that's okay. I actually
want to catch up with him.
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I miss him so much.
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Ooh, you must be so excited
to see Kyle.
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Um, by the way, Mr. Laundry man,
I can't find my red thong.
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I thought
that was a handkerchief.
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Oh, dear god!
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Where's mom?
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We're safe.
She's at the end of the hall.
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At least she was cool enough
not to walk with us.
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Bye, girls!
Have a great first day!
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Uh, what's that?
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Oh, god.
I bet it's from Kyle.
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- Give it to me.
- What are you doing?
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Your mission is to break up
with Kyle today.
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You don't need
any distractions.
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Do you know
what you're gonna say?
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I don't know.
I've never done this before.
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Just use the line I use
when I break up with a guy.
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"I'm only 17 --
you'll go to jail"?
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No.
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You say very sweetly
"it's not me. It's you."
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No, no. Don't you mean
"it's not you. It's me"?
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Please.
It's never me.
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All right, man.
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All right, man.
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Later, dude.
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Hey.
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I can't
get my locker open.
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Freshmen.
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It's not
gonna pick itself up.
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Here you go, big guy.
Anytime. It's all good.
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Love the hat.
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Isn't that nice, Rory.
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First day of school,
you already made a new friend.
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And you were so nervous.
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Come in.
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Hi, ed.
You wanted to see me?
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Yes, come in.
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I'm not in trouble,
am I?
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Not unless
you're chewing gum.
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You look terrific.
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Well, thanks.
So do you.
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Have you been
working out?
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In a manner of speaking.
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I raise watermelons,
and, uh...
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Well, somebody
has to bring them inside.
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Please, sit down.
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So, uh,
how was your summer?
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It was good.
It was really good.
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The kids were gone.
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Actually, it was
the first time I was alone.
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I redecorated my room.
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- I got a new bed.
- Hmm.
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I don't know why
I mentioned that.
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Well, probably because, uh,
you got a new bed.
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Maybe we should just
get off my bed.
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Oh, god.
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Look, uh, Cate, this is
a little awkward for both of us,
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but, uh, I want you to know
it doesn't have to be.
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I'm really okay
with the fact
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you weren't ready
to go out with me.
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We're both adults,
and we can handle it.
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Thanks, ed.
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That was exactly
what I needed to hear.
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And so well put.
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Thank you.
My therapist wrote it.
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Anyway, that's not
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what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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Um, our school nurse
is retiring,
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and I'd like for you to think
about taking her job.
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Wow.
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Seriously?
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I ask you this because, first,
you're a nurse
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and, secondly,
you're exactly her size,
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so we won't have to buy
new smocks.
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Well, I-I don't know --
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okay,
we'll buy new smocks.
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Boy,
you drive a hard bargain.
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Think about it, Cate.
It could be wonderful.
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The hours are great,
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and you'd get to spend
more time with your kids.
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Ooh. That's tempting.
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I feel like
I'm missing everything
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that's going on with them.
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I could sweeten the deal
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with about 800 pounds
of watermelon.
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I'm gonna think about it.
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Thanks, ed.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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They're...seedless.
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Just...
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Okay, what's next?
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Well, bridg --
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unh!
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Madame president, some of
the students are complaining
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that they have to park
too far from school.
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That's because all the teachers
get the good spots.
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We're more important.
We're the future.
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They're teachers.
They have no future.
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So what should we do?
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Uh, valet parking
for seniors,
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and the driver's ed class
can park the cars!
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Is there any problem
that you can't solve?
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Algebra, page 20, problem 6.
Do it for me.
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Please don't see me,
please don't see me,
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please don't see me.
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Hey! Looks like we're showering
with the girls today!
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Hey, kerry, how did Kyle
take the breakup?
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I didn't do it.
I've been avoiding him all day.
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- Kerry!
- I just don't want to hurt him.
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He's gonna be hurt
no matter what.
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Oh, my god.
There he is.
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Hey, you're not going
anywhe--
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hey, nice top.
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You said you hated it.
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You cannot believe
a word I say.
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Except for this --
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the longer you wait,
the harder this is gonna be.
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I know, I know.
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You have to do this.
He's coming.
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Okay, I can do this.
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Uh, I --
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oh.
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Hey!
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Didn't I just see kerry?
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She was here
a second ago.
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So principal Gibb wants you to
be his naughty school nurse.
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Are you gonna do it?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You know,
I would see the kids more.
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Ooh, mom at school --
every teenager's dream.
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You know what, grandpa?
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Maybe you could be
a crossing guard,
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I'll teach rugby.
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We'll be a ragtag team
of misfit schoolpeople.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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How was your first day
at school?
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Whoa!
What is that smell?
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Are you composting
in there?
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Very funny.
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I thought kerry was the one
that went to France.
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I didn't have time to shower
after gym.
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So you rolled around
in horse crap?
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Uh, look,
I got to go to work.
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Lucky you.
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So you go upstairs
and take a shower.
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You burn his clothes.
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Bye, mom.
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Oh, you disgust me.
But I love you.
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All right, pig-pen,
spill it.
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What?
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They always give you time
to shower. What's going on?
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Well, I was at school
today --
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wait a second.
Here -- hold this.
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Step back a little bit.
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Come on.
It's not that bad.
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When it was time
to take a shower --
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maybe one more back.
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There were all these seniors
just staring at me --
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this is gonna have to wait
till tomorrow.
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No, no, no, no!
Hey, come back here!
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Just talk fast, Rory.
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I couldn't take a shower.
I just couldn't do it.
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All these seniors
came in --
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hairy seniors...
With hair...
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Everywhere.
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Right, and you're...
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Not hairy -- anywhere.
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The family curse.
254
00:10:51,622 --> 00:10:52,756
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
255
00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:53,923
What curse?
256
00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,925
Uh, the men in our family
257
00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,694
take a little more time
258
00:10:57,761 --> 00:11:00,397
to grow, uh,
grass in the infield.
259
00:11:00,464 --> 00:11:04,067
Ironically,
the women grow beards early.
260
00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:05,568
Yeah.
261
00:11:05,635 --> 00:11:06,903
I just can't stop thinking
262
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,204
about what I'm gonna look like
263
00:11:08,271 --> 00:11:10,407
next to those guys
in the shower.
264
00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:22,620
Don't worry.
Just do what I did.
265
00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:34,230
I'm doomed!
266
00:11:34,297 --> 00:11:36,032
Let me tell you
how I handled it.
267
00:11:36,099 --> 00:11:38,168
I walked in there
like I owned the place,
268
00:11:38,235 --> 00:11:41,772
head held high,
proud of the body god gave me.
269
00:11:41,838 --> 00:11:43,240
And that worked?
270
00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,375
Absolutely.
271
00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:45,810
Now go hose off.
272
00:11:50,547 --> 00:11:52,482
You remember
the beatings?
273
00:11:52,549 --> 00:11:54,485
It never goes away.
274
00:11:58,322 --> 00:11:59,723
C.j.?
275
00:12:02,493 --> 00:12:04,128
C.j.!
276
00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:06,930
Okay, your black pants
aren't in the laundry. I lied.
277
00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,965
Truth is,
I was on a date last night,
278
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,035
and I spilled a bowl of clams
on her.
279
00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:13,637
She was wearing black pants,
so I gave her yours.
280
00:12:13,703 --> 00:12:15,105
It's not about the pants.
281
00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,607
Good, 'cause I don't think
I'll be seeing her again.
282
00:12:17,674 --> 00:12:20,343
I wanted to know if mom was
home. I need to talk to her.
283
00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,579
Well, wait.
Talk to me.
284
00:12:22,646 --> 00:12:25,482
I'm more
than just a washerwoman.
285
00:12:25,549 --> 00:12:28,619
Okay, what kind of things
might a girl say to a guy
286
00:12:28,685 --> 00:12:30,554
if she wants to end
a romance?
287
00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:31,889
Mmm...
288
00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:34,091
"I'd rather French-kiss
a car battery."
289
00:12:35,358 --> 00:12:37,094
"I'm going back to men."
290
00:12:38,795 --> 00:12:40,965
"That'll cost you
an extra $100."
291
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:46,136
So, girls have actually
said those things to you?
292
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:49,306
No.
293
00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:52,509
No. No.
I'm just spitballing.
294
00:12:52,576 --> 00:12:54,644
Well, how can I do it
without hurting him?
295
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:57,848
You can't. You have to stay
with this guy forever.
296
00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:58,949
What?
297
00:12:59,016 --> 00:13:01,252
I don't care if his
touch repulses you.
298
00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:03,620
I don't care
if you're seeing other men.
299
00:13:03,687 --> 00:13:05,322
You stay with him
forever.
300
00:13:05,388 --> 00:13:06,323
But even if I --
301
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,324
forever.
302
00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:08,392
Well, what if I --
303
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,927
I'm talking "forever"!
304
00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:13,163
You gave my pants away?
305
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,365
Forever! Forever!
306
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:15,566
He's useless,
307
00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:17,901
but he does
iron a good t-shirt.
308
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:20,003
Hey, grandpa.
309
00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:23,106
Kiddo, I don't know if this will
help with the Kyle business,
310
00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:25,476
but I, uh...
311
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,944
I found something
you might be able to use.
312
00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:29,179
What is it?
313
00:13:29,246 --> 00:13:32,215
It's a "dear John" letter
I got in Korea.
314
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,685
Well, do you really think
your old "dear John" letter
315
00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,520
is gonna help me
break up with Kyle?
316
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:39,156
Well, I wouldn't use any
of the eisenhower references,
317
00:13:39,223 --> 00:13:42,959
but, uh, you said you wanted
to spare his feelings.
318
00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:45,162
This spared mine.
319
00:13:45,229 --> 00:13:46,997
"Dear Jim,
I'm writing you
320
00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:49,333
"from my grandmother's
front porch.
321
00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:51,635
"All I see
are acres of sunflowers.
322
00:13:51,702 --> 00:13:55,138
"They remind me of you --
tall and strong and handsome,
323
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:56,573
"making people smile.
324
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,877
"You're a good man, Jim,
but I've met someone else.
325
00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:03,113
"Like the sunflower,
I think we've had our season.
326
00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,381
"I'm sorry
if I disappointed you,
327
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:07,684
"but thank you
for making me more
328
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:09,920
"than I ever thought
I could be.
329
00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:12,422
Always -- Betsy."
330
00:14:12,489 --> 00:14:14,891
That's so romantic.
331
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,626
Yeah.
332
00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:18,628
You really loved her,
didn't you?
333
00:14:18,695 --> 00:14:20,096
Mm-hmm.
334
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:23,367
And this...
Softened the blow.
335
00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:26,737
Thanks.
336
00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:33,711
Tramp!
337
00:14:39,949 --> 00:14:41,484
Hey, Bridget!
338
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:44,488
Do you know if kerry got
the card I left this morning?
339
00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:45,922
She hasn't talked to you?
340
00:14:45,989 --> 00:14:46,924
About what?
341
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,429
Kyle, look...
342
00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:55,532
You shouldn't hang all
your happiness on one person.
343
00:14:55,599 --> 00:14:57,167
I hear that.
344
00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:01,671
Um...kyle, Kyle...
345
00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:03,841
There's no easy way
to say this,
346
00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:06,843
but I am president now,
and the buck stops here,
347
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:09,013
as does
your relationship with kerry.
348
00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:11,315
What?
349
00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:12,849
Kerry can't do this
on her own,
350
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,551
so I'm doing it for her.
351
00:15:14,618 --> 00:15:16,286
You guys are...Over.
352
00:15:16,352 --> 00:15:18,221
Hey,
but on the bright side,
353
00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:20,891
we are gonna have
valet parking very soon.
354
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,863
Well, little sister,
I've got good news.
355
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,131
Me too.
356
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,767
I figured out why I've been
having so much trouble
357
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,503
breaking up with Kyle --
it's because I don't want to.
358
00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:34,738
So I'm not going to.
359
00:15:34,805 --> 00:15:36,874
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
360
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:39,743
I know this sounds crazy,
but I read the letter again,
361
00:15:39,809 --> 00:15:41,478
and it's incredibly
romantic.
362
00:15:41,545 --> 00:15:44,515
He made me remember
how sweet he is.
363
00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:47,551
What's your good news?
364
00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:53,157
Principal gibb is giving out
free watermelon!
365
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,394
They're seedless!
366
00:15:59,396 --> 00:16:00,764
So, your good news is
367
00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:04,567
principal gibb is giving away
free watermelon?
368
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:05,869
You don't even like
watermelon.
369
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:07,837
T-the seeds.
I hate the seeds.
370
00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,873
These are seedless.
371
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,842
Okay. Whatever.
372
00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:13,843
I'm gonna call Kyle
and apologize.
373
00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:17,414
I'm saying
every bite -- not a seed!
374
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,382
Okay, what is going on?
375
00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:21,919
Well, you know,
I just...
376
00:16:21,985 --> 00:16:24,788
Kyle may,
sort of, kind of...
377
00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:27,190
Little bit
be under the impression
378
00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:29,625
that you already broke up
with him.
379
00:16:29,692 --> 00:16:31,728
And how did he get
that impression?
380
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:35,264
I kind of, um...
Kind of mentioned it to him.
381
00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:37,800
And how did you do that?
382
00:16:37,902 --> 00:16:39,571
I broke up with him.
383
00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:40,962
- What?!
- For you!
384
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:44,274
You're welcome!
385
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,047
You broke up with my boyfriend.
386
00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:50,943
This is the stupidest thing
you've ever done!
387
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,244
No, no, it's not.
388
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,682
Remember -- for seven years,
I thought potatoes could talk.
389
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,451
Is kerry here?
390
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,953
I haven't seen her all day,
and I need to talk to her.
391
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,621
She hasn't
talked to you yet?
392
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,757
No.
She's been avoiding me.
393
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,294
I got to help you out,
you poor sap. Have a seat.
394
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,530
You don't have to do this.
I already know.
395
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:11,931
Okay. In her defense,
396
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,700
she never meant to fall
in love with this guy.
397
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,734
There's a guy?!
398
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,869
I'll go get her.
399
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:22,007
Hey, kerry, uh, listen,
Kyle's downstairs to see you,
400
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,410
and he's, uh, steamed
about something.
401
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,578
I got to go downstairs
and straighten this out.
402
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,581
I got to tell you something
else, and I'm not proud of it.
403
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,384
You're wearing my pants.
404
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,354
Those are my pants.
405
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,424
All right!
I like the way they fit, okay?
406
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,393
Now, on another note, I told
Kyle about the guy in Europe.
407
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,396
- What?!
- He grilled me!
408
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,498
Ah, there's the dryer.
I got to go.
409
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,168
God! This family
is out of control!
410
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,703
What am I gonna say
to Kyle?
411
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:51,671
I'll fix it.
412
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,072
You have done enough.
413
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,309
I'm sorry, okay?
I really am.
414
00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,079
I guess I just didn't realize
how much you loved Kyle.
415
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,251
You do love him, right?
416
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,990
So, like the sunflower
that has its season,
417
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:15,494
an early frost has knocked
the hell out of you and kerry.
418
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,763
Or something like that.
419
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,131
Kyle, we need to talk.
420
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,967
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I got it!
421
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,901
Wait!
422
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,506
I'm sorry, kerry,
but someone had to tell him.
423
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:42,121
Hey, hey, hey!
The girly-boy's back!
424
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,822
It's not "girly-boy."
425
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,759
My name is Rory hennessy --
freshman.
426
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,826
What?
427
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,329
Or girly-boy.
Whatever you like.
428
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,698
No, you said "hennessy."
Are you Bridget's brother?
429
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,967
Can't you see the family
resemblance? Heh heh.
430
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,570
Don't hurt me.
431
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,675
Can you tell her
I think she's really hot?
432
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,345
Sure. Sure.
No problem.
433
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,791
So, what -- you on
the swim team or something?
434
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:26,733
It's not
gonna pick itself up.
435
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,806
I should have told you
myself.
436
00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,741
It just never occurred
to me
437
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,278
that my whole family would
break up with you before I did.
438
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,713
Yeah.
439
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,783
I even had a few phone calls
from Rory last night.
440
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,020
But I didn't
call him back.
441
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,622
I'm sorry.
442
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,759
You were always so great to me,
and you're such a sweetheart.
443
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,762
I just want you to know it had
nothing to do with the guy.
444
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,364
Europe changed me.
445
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,000
Please don't hate me.
446
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,438
I don't hate you.
447
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,906
I hate Europe.
448
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,642
The whole country.
449
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,450
I'll never forget you.
450
00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,118
I'll never forget you
either.
451
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,889
So, I guess
this is goodbye.
452
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,892
I guess.
453
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,968
This would work
a lot better
454
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,538
if we didn't have
four classes together.
455
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,213
C.j., the roast
is in the oven.
456
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,282
Dad, help them
with their homework.
457
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,416
And make sure
they get to bed on time.
458
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,786
How much longer are you gonna
work on this night shift?
459
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,221
I don't know.
460
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,124
But that job at school
is looking better and better.
461
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,693
You know --
normal hours, my own office.
462
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,797
There's even a rumor they're
gonna have valet parking.
463
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,067
Hey.
464
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,268
Hi, gang.
465
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,604
All right, I got two seconds.
Catch me up.
466
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,238
Kyle wrote me
a romantic note.
467
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,441
- Then I broke up with him,
- and then I did.
468
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,410
And I made a friend
in the shower.
469
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,146
Don't worry.
We're on top of it.
470
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,612
Except the friend
in the shower.
471
00:21:22,637 --> 00:21:23,879
We'll look into that.
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