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If you have a weak constitution
and hear one of those signals, shut

Hello.

Our subject today, violence.

Four young girls caught
in a web of violence.

These four young girls, call them
teenage slasher sluts if you like.

I just did.

Their victims?

Men.

Call them slime balls
if you like. I will.

What is it that make these
young women do what they do?

Why do they do it?
How do they do it?

Which one, what
kind, and how many?

These are just six of the
twenty three questions we'll be

answering in the next
eighty seven minutes.

There they are.

Their attire disappoints me.

Let's listen in, okay?

And be quiet so I can hear them.

What about fuck shit, fucker?

The criminal mind at work.

Oh, Jesus. Is that a narrator?
Looks like, it's kinda cute.

Waste it.

Let's ask Kate some questions.

Kate, why do you do it?

Every once in in a while, I
like to wrap my fingers around

something hard and cold.

What? What? What?

Can I speak to you
for a second? Fuck.

What's going on out there?

Carmen, act two. The crowd
at the cafe is Don't hold me.

Oh, not that murders thing
again. You're so boring.

Alright. I'll give
it to you straight.

Mhmm.

For those who who are in the
fight against that I'm trying

to tear up my
pounds to stop them,

you can't be serious, mayor.

The lord has never let me
down. Can you say that?

The lord has never let me
down. No. Forget it. Look.

Just cut the mister
Rogers business. Okay?

Hi, Bob. Hey, Shavon. Hey.

I bet you're thinking you
just wanna go for an ice cold

moussey right about now.

Hey. Yeah. That's
right. How do you know?

I'm psychic. Really? Yeah.

Oh, maybe you should have
an animal for that. Hey.

What you got there?

It's a condo. No.

Really? Yeah.

Looks like one of
the specific tapes.

No. No. No.

I found it in,

on the narrator.

Oh, you did? For where?

Did you ask it off, please?
Oh. Don't worry about it.

You think it could be evidence?

No. I I still think it's
one of those cassette tapes.

Why don't you put it in the
blast and find out? Yeah.

Good idea.

Glad I thought of it.

Let's ask Kate some questions.

You're right. It
is a cassette tape.

See, I do it with
no condom for Kate.

Why do you do it?

Every once in a while, I
like to wrap my fingers

around something hard and cold.

Shucks you blow more.

Shush. Wait. Wait. There's more.

Good son.

We're not going to tell the
high school story now, are we?

We have to establish a motive for
all this senseless violence sometime.

You're right.

I guess I'll go first.

Wait. You're gonna go
into a flashback. Quick.

Flashback face.

I remember it as if
it was yesterday.

It was the end of
our senior year.

I was so excited the school was
finally over. No more pencils.

No more books, no
more teachers dirty.

So get on. Okay.
Okay. Okay, Dean.

Now we're gonna try something
totally new and totally original.

So just watch me. Okay?

Right

Go. Like that?

You're never gonna make the varsity
squad with a cartwheel like that.

I was the head cheerleader.

Naturally, I was dating the
captain of the football team.

His name was Fred.

He was big, strong,
and handsome,

but he was also a man.

It's a surprise.

I got something special today.

Look, Fred.

I don't wanna sound
like I'm complaining,

but your father's office building
is not my idea of a special place.

It's not the place
that's special.

It's what we're gonna do.

Amazing.

I was into school more
than I was into guys.

I thought that getting a good
education would take me far.

I didn't know just how far
I was born. You got in.

Do you know when you ever hear
your slip paper due tomorrow?

I was wondering if
you done yours Why?

Because,

me and the guys want a
copy You're not serious Sure I'm

serious If we don't have a paper
we don't fucking pass the class.

Yeah. If we don't pass the
class, we don't graduate.

Yeah. They might even
kick us off the team.

Oh, wouldn't that be a shame?

Hey. What's the matter?
Ain't you got no team spirit?

Four people handing the
same term paper? Debt.

Hey, Diane.

Let me put it to
you another way.

Oh, yeah.

Hey. You got your glasses?

You know, I think she looks
better without them. Yeah.

I think you're right.

Besides, I don't think you're
supposed to get girls glasses.

I think it's just
the girls at all.

What about fucking taking them?

That's alright.

He was always the last

I didn't want the other
girls to see my tattoo.

Gosh, Kate. I didn't
know about that.

It's because I'm
sensitive about it.

My hippie parents did
it when I was a baby.

They said it symbolized
the movement.

I just think they were stone.

Can I go on that?

Sure.

My mind was filled with thoughts
of graduation and what lay ahead.

I decided to take one of those
long, sexy, slow motion showers.

I just need to move.

Those bastards.
You fucking bitch.

Something has to be done
about them. Like what?

Tell the principal, the star
football players, please.

Besides, the principal's a man
too, but just let them off easy.

After all, boys will be boys.

We can't just let them
get away with this.

You're right.

Slime balls.

They've gotta be stopped.
What are we gonna do?

Meet me after the
graduation ceremony.

Well, guys,

we list another graduation.

Yeah. But at least we're
still on the team. Right?

And remember, next year,

there'll be a whole new class of
freshman girls to entertain us.

Hey, Fred. You ever
think we'll graduate?

Well, sure.

And tonight is

next.

We'll see you in hell.

Let's get them.

No.

I like to like to

The next day, we talked Kathy into
joining us, and that's how it all began.

What a convenient
bit of explanation.

What?

Do you realize what this is?

Did we ever go
through this before?

It's the whole thing, Bob.

The killers, the identity,
the where's, the what's, the

when's, the why's.

It's a whole confession. No.

No. No.

Fool me once?

Shame on you. Fool me twice?

Shame on

you.

Oh, no. That's one of those
air cassette tapes, Shavon.

But but I try, Shavon.

But why why don't you try that
on there, Goodman sometime?

But maybe he'll fall for it.

Moosie time.

Yeah.

Is that all?

Come on over here,
and there'll be more.

Yeah. Hey.

Why don't you show
us what you got?

Yeah. We're shy.

Close your eyes, and you'll
get one hell of a surprise.

And you'll know I'm talking now.

And you'll know
I'm joking, ma'am.

And if you pee, you won't
get anything at all.

And what if we don't pee?

You'll get everything
you deserve.

Everything?

Everything.

You were born.

Hey.

Would you eat the

Hi there. Good morning.

How are you today?

What's wrong, Bob?
Why nothing? What?

What are you trying
to tell me, Bob?

This is funny. This
is really funny.

You see, I was at the office last night
and I was leaving with my six pack of Musi.

I got in the car,
I stir up the car,

and I I realized I
don't have my pants on.

So I come back in,
I put my pants on,

and then I go out and
and the car is gone.

It's gone and all that was left was a
six pack of mousse in my parking spot.

How the fuck could someone
steal your car when it was

parked in front of
the police station?

Well, you see it what?

Oh, well, my my my guess would
be, hot wire, mayor Goodman, sir.

You're a jackal, bro.

I thought I was an asshole.

Last week, you
called me an asshole.

Alright. You're an asshole,
Bob. Thank you, mayor. Come on.

We'll take my car. We have to
go over to the Gearhead bar.

They just found two more bodies
in the back of the place.

Can I bring my moosey?

It's fine day, man. Very good.

That's, your car, isn't it, Bob?

Bitch and hood ornaments, dude.

Oh my god.

What do they did to it?

This blood.

I'm surrounded by Satan.

His disciples have sucked the
life blood out of this once

I'll defeat Satan.

I'll turn this town
back into the god

fearing community it once was.

I'll scare the love of
god and the lord Jesus

Christ back into their eyes.

We knew what we were doing.
There's no question about that.

We planned all along to
sell the movie rights, make

millions, and buy a brownstone
in Greenwich Village.

Besides, who would
have sent us to jail?

It's Besides, who would
have sent us to jail?

It's time you went after
some town plot guys.

All those scuzz
balls deserve to die.

What about Paul Rosani,
the rapist? Yeah.

Hey. What a waste.
He is so cute.

Everyone's cute to
you. Not everyone.

The body count is up to
eighteen as men in our area are

seemingly being
slaughtered for no reason.

This is

this is one of
those, candid camera things.

Right? With, what's his
name? Allen Hunt. Right?

Allen Hunt. Yeah. No. It's not.

I think he really Oh,

god.

Do that again.

You like it? Yeah.

You've got a really big

I I got an even
bigger tool than this.

You do? Yeah.

You wanna see?

I'd love to see that.

Yeah.

Thank you, God. Come
into my luxurious pool.

This is a very relaxing time.

You know, I feel really lucky to
be on a hot stud like you.

You know,

Sorry, sweetheart.

Hey. What the fuck?

Shut up.

Hey. You know, I got a lot
of valuable words here.

You can take it if you want.

Down with this, please.

I went to I wouldn't do
it. Hey. It was my idea.

I never get to do it.
Diane, it is her turn.

Oh, okay.

Come on, baby. No. No. No.
What? What's the start?

It was like being
Charles Bronson.

You know, death
wish and all that.

Plus Kate said the
money would be great.

We'd sit around for hours
thinking of ways to kill the guys.

You know, something
unique and different.

It was like writing
a book or a movie.

I think I like the Swizzle
Sticks scene the best

though.

Definitely.

I don't believe it.

You know, it's all these r rated
movies and these girly magazines and

all the rest of this porno
stuff that puts sick ideas into

into people's minds.

I wouldn't be surprised if all
these killings are tied to a a

porno movie or a or a film.

You got a perk there, mayor.

Hey.

Did you read that hot letter
in this month's penthouse about

the guy and the two
sisters who lived that far?

Hello? You can help?

Hi. Miss. I'm Trevor.

Can I use your phone?

Why, of course.

I appreciate it.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Missy, I kinda got
myself into trouble.

My car broke down down the road.

Car, you don't look old
enough to drive a car.

That's the problem or not?

My parents find out
that I took the car.

I will be grounded from once.

They'll be getting
my license soon,

and I'll be sixteen
in five weeks.

Oh, really?

I'm sure we can do this without
them finding out anything about it.

What's your name? I'm Diane.

Okay, Diane.

If I could just use your phone,

call some friends to come and
get it and give me a ride home.

That won't be necessary. When
are your parents coming home?

Oh, they're away for the
weekend, not till Sunday.

Well, don't you worry.

I'll call a tow truck,

and we'll have this problem
taken care of before you know it.

But I don't have any money.

Don't worry, dear.

I'll call the tow truck and
have the problem taken care of

before you know it.

But how will I
ever pay you back?

We'll think of something.

Now you be comfortable, and
I'll go call the tow truck.

I thought you'd like
something to drink,

so I brought you some wine.

Thanks.

I called the towing company,

and the truck won't be able
to get here until the morning.

Oh, that's okay as long as
it's back before they get home.

You sound like you
don't like your parents.

They're too strict. You
never get to have any fun.

I think I'm the only virgin
left in my high school.

This is good.

You don't mind if I make
myself comfortable, do you?

No. Not at all.

Bitch.

I've been noticing you're
a very pretty girl.

You have glistening, pre
pubescent breasts and well

rounded buttocks.

How nice of you to notice.
You you really think so.

Yes. Definitely.

Thank you.

I really don't know how
I'll ever repay you.

Well, there is one way.

What's that?

Tell me.

I hope you've been so
kind. I'll do anything.

Anything?

Anything.

Anything at all?

Anything at

all.

Anything at all that you want.

Anything at all that I want,
and you'll do it right now?

Anything at all that you want,
and I'll do it right now?

Stop. Please. Enough. I
can't take any more of this.

Who's that? What are you doing?

What's going on here?
Shut up, Charles.

Just get this over with.

Show him your glistening breasts
and then we'll shoot him.

Why do I have to
show him my tits?

We don't have enough nudity
in this movie. She's right.

We just saw Michelle's tits.

Yours are bigger. Oh, come on.

Breasts and blood, it's what
America wants to see. Hey.

Where's Michelle?

She's asleep behind the chair.

Was it really that boring?
It was. Oh, gosh. Unbearable.

Can I say something? No.
Let's get it over with.

Why don't you kill
him with these?

You almost killed me with them.
Do I have to show him my tits?

Yes. Mhmm.

Jeez, you guys.

Well, you're very nice.

That was great, kid.

I thought you hated violence.

Kate wasn't really that bad.

Yeah. It was really terrible.

Rad phone. Major PMS.

Oh, she's an old bitch
when she's like a bitch.

Month after month.

Girl.

Did you just, like,
wanna shoot Yeah.

It was the sociological effect
that interested me most.

Four teenage girls scared the
shit out of thousands of these

huge bikers and rednecks.

We changed men's attitudes.

Well, at least for
the time being.

Men were being courteous again.

They were dressing up,
shaving, taking baths.

A woman could now walk into a bar,
get a drink, and not be hassled.

The paper said that not one
rape was reported after we

began our war.

Crime, well, except for ours,
had virtually disappeared.

It's interesting how a little
well targeted violence can make

the world so much more

polite.

Hey. You're trying
to piss me off?

Hey, baby.

You say I put on a
little real juice and,

you and I dance.

Fuck off, my man. Hey.

You try to piss me off, bitch?

You wanna dance?

Hey. You're pissing us off.

You're pissing me off.

It

was great.

It was terrible.

What happened?

These two creeps
walk into the bar,

and one starts sitting on this
woman sitting next to him.

Yeah. I'll bet. What happened?

Now these two guys were sitting
in a bar's parking lot when an

angry group of women came
out and dragged them inside.

Yeah. But they didn't
even ask their permission.

So the woman in the bar tells
the thief to screw Yeah.

He grabs her arm, and
before you know it,

about a dozen women in the
bar have guns pointed at his head.

The poor saps didn't
stand a chance.

They beat them. They tortured
them. They shot them.

Somebody told me one of
Somebody told me one of these

guys was shot thirty five times,

and it was all for a moussey.

And then Linda, that's
what this woman's name was,

pulled out a forty four magnum.

That's the wrong
one. Right? Right.

And then she shoots
both creeps in the

head.

And the rest of the women in the
bar game are around to the front.

It doesn't even say for a man
to get a beer this time anymore.

We're not even a moosey.

Did you stick around?
That's the best part.

The mayor, sheriff Bob, and
some deputies showed up,

and no one would
tell them anything.

It's like there were these
two dead bodies on the door,

and no one knows
how they got there.

Even the bartender plays dumb,

but that asshole
couldn't hear you.

Oh, he was ranting
and raving, screaming.

I thought he was gonna
have a heart attack.

So who did it? We don't know.

We're still investigating. Yeah.

Let's keep it going.
Get any ideas? Yeah.

You can wait till you see the
dress on it that to pull it off.

Oh, do you do your
obligatory new team next?

I don't think so.

Kathy, do I take off my clothes
in the next scene? Let me see.

After we drew straws, it was
Michelle and Diane in that

order, each taking
their tops off once.

Kate strips down
to her underwear,

and I get to keep my clothes on.

I still say you cheated.
Tell me about it.

So Kate, tell us about
the straw. Is it hot? Hot?

Yeah. Can I help you?

Are you Tony?

No such person. I'm Guido.

But Tony's video sounds a hell of
a lot better than Guido's video.

Got it?

I think Guido's a much
sexier name than Tony.

You think so?

Definitely. Fits you perfectly.

Thanks.

I hear you have a lot
of x rated videos.

A lot?

I got the best
selection in the state.

Straight, gay, S and M,
interracial, water sports.

You name it, I got it.

And just between me and you, I
got some real hot kiddie porn too.

Oh, really? Yeah.

But what's a hot looking
bed like you want with porn?

Turns me on more than anything.

Anything?

Anything at all.

Anything at all?

Anything at all in the world.

Anything at all in the world?

Anything at all in the world,

and I wanna see your
collection right now.

Come on in the back room.

The box is alone
and drive me wild.

Go for it.

You want Fucking not so broad.

Diane, have you seen
Psychos in Love?

It's a great little flick
that merges the urban neurotic

sensibility of a would be Woody
Allen with all the sensitivity

of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

As patently offensive as it is,

it has an offbeat charm and a
pair of sympathetic leaves that

keep you watching and chuckling
through all the gratuitous gore

and lurid flesh.

I thought it was stupid.

Shall we?

Like what you see?

Yeah, kid.

You

got a great body.

You ever think of doing
any porn yourself?

I got some rich clients that
really get off seeing fresh new

faces performed for the camera,

if if you know what I mean.

Excuse me, sir.

What the fuck?

This douchebag just offered
to make me a movie star.

Kate does Connecticut. No doubt.

I know what you was.

But you don't know who
you're messing with.

There's me and my goodness.

When is he one of your rich clients
who buys child porn from you?

We're just sending you
all a special delivery.

So I'll have something
to remember you about.

But you're so foul.

Michelle, you got blood
on your shoes? Yuck.

The scumbusters
have done it again.

Last night, two men were
sauntered in cold blood at the

Satan's Log Bar in the downtown.

Uh-uh.

Because no response has
been telling us all though.

But it seems that the victim
entered the bar for a few

beers, began bothering an
unidentified female customer,

after which numerous handles

According to mayor
Goodman and sheriff Bob,

they are in hot pursuit of the
scumbusters and plan to have

them captured shortly.

But sources at city hall
tell us differently,

that the mayor and the sheriff
have no clue and little or

nothing to go on.

We began to feel like heroes.

Even the local press was on our

side.

They called us the scumbusters.

It was great.

Stores started carrying
scumbuster t shirts, maps of

victims' homes, and no
one even knew who we were.

She's right, but,

don't you think we're a little
shorthanded for a shootout?

How do you mean?

I can do that.

There's only four of us.

Good thing is bound out a
small army by your side.

You gotta put it there.

Attractive female sharpshoot.

A

large breast.

Why large breast?

Because we sell your tickets.

Why do you wanna
be a scumbuster?

Because you guys made
an open season on men.

I could never hurt a
harmless little animal,

but there's just something
about hunting down scumbags

that gets my blood pumping.

And I know you girls are gonna
go down in history and sell

your steward to some big
book publisher, filmmaker.

And well,

I could really use
the extra money.

Hey. Do you mind? This
happens to be my lunch.

And while we're at it,

what's the story with all this
gore gong gimmick garbage?

And whatever happened
to the hooter honk?

You know what I mean?

Don't you think it's time we
had some more gratuitous nudity

in this empirical epic?

Look, don't just stand there.
Do something. Take a hike.

Get going. Let's
go. Come on. Today.

Yeah. Come on in.

Yeah.

What do you want?

They ain't get
all day, you know?

Are you mister Shasta?

Who the fuck do you think
I am? Little bo peep?

I'm Lisa Mogoshis. I called
about auditioning for you.

What can you do?

Act. I wanna be an actress.

An actress?

Yes, sir.

You know how many girls come
through that door every day who

say they wanna be an actress?

No, sir. How many?

Seventeen.

Every day?

Every day.

That's a lot, sir.

You bet your little ass it is.

Now what makes you think you've
got what it takes to be an actress?

Well, I'm willing to work
real hard and it's what I've

wanted ever since I
was a little girl.

Oh, wonderful. A
childhood dream.

Well, dreams don't
always come true, missy.

I I wanted to own and operate
a seven eleven all my life,

and look at me.

I said, look at me.

Would you buy a Slippy
from a guy like me?

No, sir.

Do you have pictures?

No.

You've got a nice look.

Girlish innocence peppered
with, quiet sexuality.

Thank you, sir. Straighten up.

Turn around.

You got a great body, kid.

I think I might have a part for
you in this movie I'm casting.

Really? Hold your horses. I
didn't give it to you yet.

There are a lot of
girls up for this part.

Girls are a lot more
experienced than you.

Please, I'll do anything.

Anything.

Anything at all.

Anything at all.

Anything at all
to get that part.

Anything at all to get the part?

I'll do anything to get that
part, and I'll do it right now.

Will you do a nude scene?

A nude scene?

Yeah. You know, you take off
your clothes and you're naked.

I guess so. Is it
important to the plot?

Plot schmunt. People don't
give a good fuck about plot.

They want tits. They want blood.

They wanna be entertained.

So will you take off
your shirt or not?

Make up your fucking mind.

There are plenty of girls who'll
huff their hoodies for this part.

Yeah.

I guess so.

Sure. Great.

Let me see.

Now? Hey.

For all I know, those could be your
kid brother's socks under that dress.

You want the pot or not?

Okay.

Very nice indeed.

I think I'll be able
to get you a lot of it.

Why don't you come
a little closer?

I was fine with you.

Come on back here with me.

I don't see so

Jesus Christ.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Great. Look. I'm, just about
to audition a new girl.

Yeah. I think
she's gonna go far.

All the way, if you
know what I mean.

Great. Look. I'll call
you back later. What?

Yeah. I might take pictures.

Yeah. Great. Sure. Later.

Oh, yeah. Come on,
guys. Can you see?

I think I got a really big pot.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Space. This dumb man
has you any trouble.

Not really. But he
really grosses me out.

I think this is yours.

Thanks.

So who gets the
honors this time?

Do you wanna draw straws?

No. I think Lisa
deserves the honors.

It'll be my pleasure, but
shooting him in the head is

too fast and simple.

He deserves to suffer.

You can always
shoot his dick off.

And then say,

never mind.

I, have to talk to him.

No one asked you, shyster.
Oh, that sounds good.

Who has my gun?

Who has the silencer?

I left the silencer at home.

I wanted to tell you to
bring it, but I forgot.

I hate the sound of that bang.

Mister Shraddler,

what happened to that
big part she had for me?

Good line. Thanks.

Hey.

What if we get

It's getting so that a man can't
walk in the street alone anymore.

It's got to stop
before it's to wait.

Yeah.

Most of my friends won't even
go out at night for a beer.

They stay home with
the doors locked.

One of our neighbors
got beat up in a bar.

I put an extra lock on my door.
Yeah. A bitch on the radio.

What's it in? Charlene
Cheating. Yeah.

She's for all your scumbusters.

Yeah. Well, that's why we
brought you men over here.

We need deputies.

Men who aren't afraid
to go after these these

Scumbusters.

Okay.

It wasn't the greatest name,

but what can you
expect from the press?

We became legends.

And no one knew who we
were, but it didn't matter.

By this time, every female in a
fifty mile radius was on our side.

Became part of our cleanup crew.

What started out as nothing
more than a summer job turned

into the historical and the
sociological event of the decade.

Yeah. What do you want?
I'm the manicurist.

Boy, it sure is hard to find the house
of curious nowadays who makes manicalls.

You know, it's, it's been quite a
while since my my last manicure.

I can tell. Ow. Don't hit me.

Oh. Oh.

Those things look look

shiny.

Is this gonna hurt?

I'll make it as
painless as possible.

Wait. It sure is a big
black bag you carry.

What kind of tools do you use?

Let me show you. Look.
But don't hit me.

Is that all that's left of him?

I'm afraid so, Leah.

What did they do to him?

With a chainsaw?

Real Texas style. Must
be real Tobe Hooper fans.

Those filthy miserable
son of a bitches

Gonna hand them up by
their nipples for this.

Easy, mayor. Easy.
Show a little respect.

I mean, after all, that's
Bob, your sheriff and my

friend under that sheet.

Dead.

You're right, Siobhan.

You should spend a few
moments in silent prayer.

Oh, Lord.

I stand beside the
caucus of this miserable,

evil, son of a bitch, Bob,

and I hope and I
pray that he will be

of more service to you in the
afterlife than he was in this life.

And I hope and I pray

that the death of this
miserable soul will be the last

because I, your humble servant,

will send the harlot of
death back to the elk of

which they came.

Very touching, man.

I'm sure Bob would be
moved by your eulogy.

Yeah. Well, he was a miserable
fucker, but he was a man.

That's what I like
about you, mayor.

You're not only sentimental,

but you've got a firm
grasp on the obvious.

Yeah.

Well,

that's why God is on my side.

If I thought God was on your
side, I'd be a Buddhist.

Bob. Bob. Bob.

Look what's happened to you.

Who would have thought that you
would have ended up like this?

You weren't like all the others.

You weren't evil,
vicious, nasty to women.

God knows you hated them. I
mean, you were afraid of them.

I just hope wherever you are
now, you've got a nice, big,

hard, throbbing, cold
can of Lucy in your hand.

Ow.

Don't kick me.

Sorry, Siobhan. I
just ran out of Lucy.

Jesus Christ. You're
supposed to be dead.

Dead.

I am?

Yeah. You are. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, sir. How can
you be? Wait a minute.

You're you're you're like
standing there thinking,

talking, breathing.

Well, talking and
breathing anyway.

What the hell is going on?

Oh, you see this morning?

I'm in a close encounter
with a scumbuster.

Get away. Yeah. What happened?

Oh, she gave me a
great manicure. See?

Oh, isn't that pretty?

Yeah. I better look great
with little white gloves glow.

The bottom when you
go to wait a minute.

How come she didn't kill you?

Oh, she said because
I was comic relief.

She'd give me a
chance. Oh. Yeah.

As long as I was on the first
bus out of town, I'm safe.

Lucky Lucky break.

Hey. I don't mean to bring
up any other cousin, please.

But if that's you standing
there before me now, who's not

underneath dad?

Nobody. They just left
a horse from the fridge.

I hate to bring this up, but
how do we end this sucker?

We all live happily ever
after. What about Goodman?

He's gotta be next.
That'll be good.

That won't be that easy.

What? He's too
much of a scumbag.

He won't die that easily. You
think he'll try something?

He has to.

Like what?

Something real low
and despicable.

And we'll blow the
motherfucker away

and live happily ever

Come

here.

Closer. Even closer.

Let's talk.

I mean, man to man
about castration.

Makes you nervous, doesn't it?

Especially in these
dangerous, scum busting times.

What do you do?

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And that.

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home with that going on.

Set point, but it was open
season on scum balls, and

consensus said we were
doing nothing wrong.

We were in the majority, but we
had to finish what we started.

We had to get rid of Goodman.

Besides, how could we have
respected ourselves otherwise?

Girls, boys,
children, scumbusters.

It's

time

for

a

I am speaking to
the scumbusters.

It's time for a showdown.

Tomorrow, by noon,
at the old city hall,

I have a hostage
and I'm serious.

Be there or an
innocent girl will die.

Once again, that was a tape that
mayor Goodman dropped off at our

station just a little while ago.

I don't know what to make of
it, but he sounds serious.

Throughout the city,

as the scum busters have
enforced their own brand of

morality upon
these hapless scum.

Women are now receiving
the respect and praise they

deserve, even if it is brought
about by senseless slaughter.

But this cannot last forever,

not while the mayor or
the scumbusters live.

One side will have
to kill the other.

Who will win this
fight to the death?

We can only wait and

see.

Isn't that his daughter?
His stepdaughter, I think.

You scum sucking pig hiding
behind a little girl.

What are you gonna do if we
don't kill your own stepdaughter?

That's right.

And I don't think you want the
blood of an innocent fifteen

year old on your
hands now, do you?

Is that the plan?

We put our guns down and
you blow us all away?

You don't expect us to
let you live now, do you?

How do you know we're not
fast enough and good enough to blow

you all away without
hurting the girl?

We don't, do we?

Shut

I don't think you'd take the
chance of accidentally killing

my little Cindy here.

This wasn't how it
was supposed to end.

That's more like

you.

Why aren't you sweating?

Because you aren't
worth sweating over.

Hey, country boy.

There's

one.

Somebody get this guy off me.

I didn't know he was your

That was August of eighty seven.

The book came out just before
Christmas and shot straight to

the top of the New York
Times bestseller list.

We presold the paperback rights
for two mil and got twice that

for the film rights.

And two networks are bidding
on it for a possible sitcom.

We're negotiating for a
comic book series, trading

cards, and scumbuster
action figures.

Not bad for four teenage girls,
Oh, back in town, the coroner,

Siobhan, was elected
mayor, and Kate's parents,

Freedom and Sunshine,

are touring the college circuit
lecturing on the dangers of drugs.

Kate is being represented by a
major New York modeling agency.

Michelle opened a health
club for cute guys only.

Diane is singing in
a punk rock group,

and I'm doing a
documentary on gun control.

Oh, and as you
know Lisa spontaneously combusted.

I guess silicone is
flammable after all.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I am here today to
deliver our profound

appreciation to those ladies
known as the scum busters,

slime and vermin.

Now that I am mayor, I promise

to keep the streets safe for
decent folk to walk at night.

There will never again be a
need for such vigilante action.

That should be good
news for you women.

You can now return to
the kitchens and bedrooms

where you belong.