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My name
is melinda gordon.
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I just got married,
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Just moved to a small town,
just opened up an antique shop.
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I might be just like you.
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Except from the time
that I was a little girl,
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I knew that I could
talk to the dead.
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Grandmother:
it's all right, honey.
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Earthbound spirits,
my grandmother called them,
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The ones who have
not crossed over
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Because they have unfinished
business with the living,
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And they come
to me for help.
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To tell you my story,
I have to tell you theirs.
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No. I can't.
I can't do it.
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yes, you can.
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You're gonna be fine
when you get out there.
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I won't. I am a coward.
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I don't know
how I missed that.
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Will you stop it?
You are the bravest
woman I know.
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Now, take
a deep breath.
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A better one.
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Let's go out there.
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Woman: welcome
to the comedy cave!
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Ok, ok. Can you just
quiet down a minute?
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All right, all right.
Settle down.
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I need to get
everybody's attention.
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Uh, before we open
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The mic tonight,
I have a little
announcement to make.
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After 28 long years,
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The club will be closing.
Aw...
Aw...
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See,
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The truth is,
I lost my lease.
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They want us
outta here.
Boo.
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It's time to move on.
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But before we do,
we are gonna...
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Part-ay.
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That's right.
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Every night
for the next 2 weeks,
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We are gonna celebrate
the comedy cave...
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And some
of the biggest comics
in the business today.
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yep.
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They will all be back
to say good-bye--
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Like louie kleinman,
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The santander twins,
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And on the 15th
and the 16th,
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Sandra holloway.
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Thank you.
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But now let's get down
to the business at hand.
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It is cold.
It's rainy outside.
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Must be open mic night.
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Yeah!
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Anyway, here we go.
First up...
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Mr. Bryce avalon.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Greetings, everybody.
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All right.
Whoo!
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Yesterday
I was in my basement,
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And I was eatin'
a can of spaghetti--
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Aah!
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Francie...what's
wrong with the mic?
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Why the mic so hot?
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You get the mic
from hell?
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Is there special
electronics
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In hell or somethin'?
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Don't try it tonight.
It's not your night.
What?
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There's a really
nasty ghost up there.
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What are you
talking about?
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I'm next.
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Just go to the restroom,
ok? And--and fake
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Stage fright or
something. Trust me,
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You do not want
to go up there.
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Ok.
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That's what y'all
do now, francie?
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That how it is?
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What happened
to a hook
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Or a horn
or...somethin'?
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Hey, francie,
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I think I'm
gonna really need
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Some first aid up here.
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Ok, just...
Keep drinking.
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I'll--i'll
figure it out.
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How many people'll
be willing to testify
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He set his own hand
on fire?
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Andrea?
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I went out
for a walk.
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Oh!
Melinda?
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Is the coast
clear?
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Uh...
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No.
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Voice: can you see us?
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Uh...i'm gonna keep
the best stuff.
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Actually, uh,
andy kaufman left
a sleeping bag there.
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Yeah. But I'm--
but I'm sure
some of this stuff
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Is worth selling.
I--i have bar glasses,
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I have cds, I have
signed photos.
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This stuff is great.
I mean,
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We've never had
anything like it.
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But are you sure
that you want to sell it?
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There's so many memories
here.
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Well, memories
are very romantic
when you're young.
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When you're my age,
they're like needles
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That stick
into your heart.
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So I'd rather
take the cash.
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So whatever you get,
I'll split it with you 50/50.
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Wow. You have mentored
so many people, francie.
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Yeah.
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Hmm. There's
a lot of history
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In that little club
of mine.
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You know, melinda
thinks the club
is haunted.
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I do not. A--
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Haunted.
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That's a very strong word.
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Yes...it is...
Haunted.
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Really.
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That's what people say.
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Monday nights,
the club is closed.
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And our cleaning guy
swears that they come in,
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They rearrange the tables,
and they do their own show.
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But I'm no fool.
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Being haunted...
Very good for business.
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All right, girls.
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Let me know how you do
with this stuff.
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Thanks.
I'll walk you out.
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Boy, she's a character,
isn't she?
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Hey, have you seen
my keys?
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I swear I put them
up here on the desk.
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Coat pocket?
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Hmm.
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Behold...
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Your keys.
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Am I imagining it,
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Or are they defying
the laws of physics?
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Andrea has nerves
of steel. I mean,
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I can't imagine
anything scarier
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Than having to get up
in front of a bunch of people
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And make 'em laugh.
Could you do that?
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Me? No. Heck,
I was linus
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In our third grade
production
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Of you're a good man,
charlie brown,
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And I almost
threw up on snoopy.
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Wow!
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That's not about
our third grade play,
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Now, is it?
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We're turning a profit.
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Th--the store
is turning a profit.
Really?
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Congratulations.
Yeah!
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It's right there
in black and white.
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We should celebrate.
My treat.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, I have to call
andrea. She is
going to freak.
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All right.
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So, you know, I mean, I was
just thinkin' ahead here,
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But, you know,
maybe we should expand.
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Oh, andrea, it's
one month's profit.
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We're not
wal-mart yet.
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That's it.
We should franchise.
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Ok. I'm gonna go
out on a limb here
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And say that that
was ghost-related.
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That's not funny.
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I wasn't joking.
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Not you. Him.
You are messing
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With the wrong person, pal.
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can't
we just ignore
this guy and maybe
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He'll go away?
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That's always
my first plan.
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Never works.
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Well...where
did he come from?
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My guess is he's attached
to one of these things
of the comedy club.
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He was in my house
last night. Rearranged
my furniture.
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Really! How'd it look?
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Not bad, except
for the arm chair
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Balancing
on the coffee table.
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So...how do we get
rid of this joker?
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I guess he'll
eventually get bored
and show himself.
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ok.
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Melinda...i, uh, think
you'd better...see this.
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I hate this guy.
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I think it's time
to pay francie a visit.
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Mondays.
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So I was at a party
the other night, right?
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I asked this girl
for a phone number
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And she said, well, how did
she phrase it? Oh, yeah...
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No.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Uh, we don't serve
your kind here, honey.
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What are you all
doing here?
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How come
you can see us?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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Why haven't you all
crossed over?
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We like it in front
of the light.
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Who knows
what's behind it?
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Besides, they love us
here, right?
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Oh, bein' dead.
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Is it just me,
or do your clothes fit better?
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Death agrees with me.
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Next time my wife asks me
to take out the garbage,
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I got
a real good excuse.
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Sorry, honey...
Rigor mortis.
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Ok, please stop.
I'm looking for someone.
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Uh, he's one of you--
a comic, I guess.
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Oh, that really
narrows it down.
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H-he's 28. Um...
Really into
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Practical jokes.
And tennis and
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Long walks
on the beach.
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Shut up, bob.
What does he look like?
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I haven't really
seen him. Just a--
a flash. Dark hair.
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Um, he haunts the club
when it's open.
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Um, marty.
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Marty golden.
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Oh, right!
I remember him.
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Oh, yeah.marty.
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Yeah, very conceptual.
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Always took things
to the next level.
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Yeah. Remember the night
when he made the audience
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Wear oxygen masks?
Told 'em there was gonna
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Be a big chemical attack?
Ha ha ha!
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He was unique,
that's for sure.
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What happened to him?
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The kid
had problems.
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He couldn't get
arrested. And
he was great.
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He had
a tremendous
talent.
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Very original,
but that doesn't
always mean
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You're gonna
make it.
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Anyway, to make
a long story short--
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Too late.
Yes, dan.
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Just 'cause we
have all eternity
doesn't mean
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We want to spend it
listenin' to this story.
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Yeah, well,
go take a shower,
and I'll finish.
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ha ha ha.
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Anyway,
one night he walks
out of the club.
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He was really down,
depressed, feelin'
sorry for himself.
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And?
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That's it. We never
saw him again.
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Yeah. He must've
signed with my agent.
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Oh.
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Right.
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Well, thank you...
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For your help.
Remember, folks,
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Be good to your
waiters tonight.
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And I'll be
here every monday.
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Every monday!
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So she says to me,
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"Marty, you've got to look
at the big picture.
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"In a hundred years,
none of this will matter,
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And we'll all be dead."
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All new people.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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So I fired her.
What, are you
kidding me?
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I don't need to take
that kind of crap
from a therapist.
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I mean, really.
That's what we pay 'em
for, right?
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Subsidized denial.
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But you know,
she's right.
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I mean, let's face it...
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We're all gonna die.
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Oh, yeah. Sure, we are.
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Yeah.
256
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,243
You're gonna die...
257
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,812
And you're gonna die...
gonna die...
258
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,246
And you're gonna die.
You're not funny.
Come on!
259
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,881
And you, sir,
in the back,
boo!
260
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,783
Stuffing your face
with the cheeseburger,
261
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,518
Are going to die.
Get off the stage.
262
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,021
Yeah, let's--
let's just say it
all together.
Boo!
263
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,790
Ready? Ok.
Boo!
Boo!
264
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:40,127
I'm...gonna...die!
265
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,963
die! Die!
266
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,337
Am I dead?
267
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,711
I asked you a question.
268
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,214
Am I dead?
269
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,984
Um...very.
270
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:08,321
Um...what's
with all the water?
271
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,657
I mean,
the...fish tank,
272
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:13,160
The restroom?
273
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,162
My floor.
274
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,363
I don't know.
275
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,698
I can't
figure it out.
276
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,668
One minute,
I'm dying figuratively
at the club,
277
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,371
And the next--
well, what's the last
thing you remember?
278
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,372
It's hard to say.
279
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,742
I remember...
Feeling...
280
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:31,778
Hopeful.
281
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,682
But also
something really bad.
282
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,185
Well, the thing is,
usually...
283
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,720
When I see spirits,
they look normal.
284
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,823
So, what are you sayin'?
I look as bad as I feel?
285
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,859
I'm telling you
that when a spirit
comes to me
286
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,895
Looking like you do,
it usually means
287
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,097
That they've had
a sudden or very
violent death.
288
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,332
Which is also why
you don't remember.
289
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,633
So, what do I do?
290
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,404
You're in the wrong
place now.
291
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,406
You need to cross over.
292
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,608
Oh, yeah. My agent
said the same thing,
293
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,344
But...i never needed
to appeal to everyone.
294
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,580
I meant cross over
to the other side.
295
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:12,319
Look. This all feels like
a really big mistake.
296
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:16,389
Ok? Now, I have to
find out what happened to me.
297
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,426
Will you help me?
298
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,113
Ohh!
Sorry.
299
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,114
Ohh...
300
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,050
Uh, the door
was open, so...
301
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,451
It's all right.
Come on in.
302
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,419
Um, I just wanted
to talk to you
303
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,755
About a cd
that I listened to
last night.
304
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,257
It really
made me laugh.
305
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,592
Well, good.
Who was it?
306
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,394
Marty golden.
307
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,628
Yeah.
308
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,132
He's kind of a sore subject
around here.
309
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,469
How come?
310
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,137
well...
311
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,109
Well, marty, uh,
marty was the real deal.
312
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,443
An original.
313
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,045
Very complicated guy.
314
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,282
You either loved him
or you hated him.
315
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,583
And you?
316
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,285
Did you love him
or hate him?
317
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,121
Yeah.
318
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,791
I guess it kinda
depended on the day.
319
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,694
Couldn't do either one
for too long.
320
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,799
He, uh...he came
to the club one night...
321
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,302
He left, and no one
ever saw him again.
322
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,471
Just about destroyed
anybody who ever
cared about him.
323
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,641
And I'm not talking
about mommy or daddy,
324
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,911
Because they'd
written him off
years ago.
325
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,814
I'm talkin' about
his real family...
326
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,982
Here.
327
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,819
Especially sandra.
328
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,455
Poor kid.
329
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,457
Sandra?
330
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,426
I really, um...
331
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,495
I can't talk
about this right now.
332
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,498
I, um...i have
this mountain of paperwork
333
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,534
I have to get
to my accountant, so...
334
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,535
Ok.
335
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,510
So, does marty know
you've seen francie?
336
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,911
Marty hasn't really
come around today,
337
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,848
But francie said
when he disappeared,
338
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,883
His friend sandra
took it the hardest.
339
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:24,884
Hmm.
340
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,287
Um...sandra holloway?
Have you seen her?
341
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,688
Yeah. She was
on letterman
a couple weeks ago.
342
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,789
She's fine.
343
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,790
She's performing
at the comedy cave
344
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:31,791
Next weekend.
You wanna go?
345
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,860
Yeah. And I'll spring
for that one.
346
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,029
Oh, no need.
We're practically
rolling in it.
347
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,297
Look...
348
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,132
How much money exactly
are we talkin' about?
349
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,633
I'm thinkin' about
havin' it framed.
350
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,934
Oh, yeah? Wow.
351
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,203
Check the comma...
352
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,904
Where the decimal point
usually goes.
353
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:45,905
Here.
354
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:46,906
Wow.
355
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,942
I'm proud of you.
I give it up.
356
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,878
Yeah, well...
Who's your mama now?
357
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,980
You.
So, I'm walkin'
down the street
the other day,
358
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,549
And I see this guy,
and he's wearing
capri pants
359
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,052
For men. The dude
was a mansaster.
360
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,988
manprise.
361
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,957
I'm trying to be original,
thank you very much.
362
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,227
God, everybody's a critic.
363
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,729
Hey, so, was jim excited
that we're finally
364
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,331
Makin' some money
around here?
365
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,066
Yeah.
He was happy.
366
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,301
A little weird.
367
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,069
Oh, you think
it bothers him?
368
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,572
Jim? No way.
He's too evolved for that.
369
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,075
Right. Most men are.
370
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,477
She's funny.
371
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,578
What?
372
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,414
She's good.
373
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,015
She could
slow down
a little.
374
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,984
Who's here?
375
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,086
Speaking of critics...
376
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,588
Huh. Is this
our friend marty
377
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,258
Who thinks it's funny
to break glasses?
378
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,260
One and the same.
379
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,261
Have fun.
380
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,434
You know...
381
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,270
You look better.
382
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,839
Why, thank you.
I've been dieting.
383
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,007
I feel better.
384
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,510
Well, it happens. Once
you start to interact
with this world,
385
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,179
You start to look
a little bit
like your old self.
386
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,119
Do you remember sandra?
387
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,620
Sandra holloway?
388
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:09,789
Sandra.
389
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,292
Wow.
390
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,796
Yeah, I do.
391
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,298
You loved her,
didn't you?
392
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,834
let's just say
393
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,204
We understood
each other very well.
394
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,473
She's gonna be here
tomorrow.
395
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,611
She's performing
at the comedy cave.
396
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,149
What really happened?
397
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,187
I don't remember
exactly, but
398
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,590
It...feels like
a lot of pain.
399
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,859
Do you want me
to help you talk to her?
400
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:47,994
Talk to her?
401
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,729
You would do that?
402
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,664
Will that help you
move on?
403
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,501
What if I did
something bad to her?
404
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,504
If you really want
to know what happened
405
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,272
To you--
will you...
406
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,841
Will you
go see her first?
407
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,750
Are you sure this is
where she'd be staying?
408
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,386
This is usually
where comics crash
when they come to town.
409
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,522
I don't know. Maybe
this is a bad idea.
410
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,623
Well...
411
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,890
You stay here,
and I'll go up.
412
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,362
That's her.
413
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,734
I always...wanted
to make her laugh.
414
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,038
It was the hardest
damn thing to do.
415
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,579
W-where's she goin'?
416
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:43,583
Uh...let's find out.
417
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,591
What's she doing?
418
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,354
here's to you, baby.
419
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:22,815
What?
420
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,487
This is where
it happened.
421
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:34,327
This is where
I killed myself.
422
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,606
I remember being here.
423
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,611
On this bridge.
424
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,279
This is
where it happened.
425
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,153
This is where
I killed myself.
426
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,099
I knew the minute
I stepped off
427
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,768
That...i made a mistake.
428
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,540
And in that moment, i...
429
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,177
I felt so alive.
430
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,580
I felt everything.
431
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,216
I couldn't help
but appreciate
the irony, you know?
432
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,719
All this time
and effort to try
and feel nothing,
433
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,554
To make myself numb,
but...
434
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,990
In those last seconds...
435
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,159
I felt it all...
436
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,227
Realized...
437
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,932
I loved it.
438
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,441
And then I couldn't
believe I was about to...
439
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,509
Feel nothing ever again.
440
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,547
My heart broke
into a hundred pieces
441
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,749
Before the water
ever stopped it.
442
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:11,691
And a...9.5, 9.6,
443
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,526
And from the french
judge,
444
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,962
He gives old marty
a 7.5.
445
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:16,963
Why?
446
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,468
Why did you do this
to yourself?
447
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:26,706
I don't know.
448
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,278
You don't supposed
I can undo it, do you?
449
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,618
I wish we all could,
but we only get one shot.
450
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,523
You have to figure out
why you did this to yourself.
451
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,960
You'll never have
any peace if you don't.
452
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,709
So, i, um,
I made a decision.
453
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,144
Please tell me
that it's not
to put your end down.
454
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,747
No. I'm gonna give
open mic another shot.
455
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,148
I'm gonna go see
francie tonight
456
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,416
And see if she'll
give me another chance.
457
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,051
Oh, that's
a great idea.
Hey, you know what?
458
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,520
When you see francie,
can you get her
459
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:14,921
To tell you more
about marty and sandra?
460
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,023
'Cause I kinda hit
a wall with her.
461
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,659
Yeah, I'll try.
I'm actually really
curious myself.
462
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,727
Oh.
463
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,162
Uh, ask
and you shall receive.
464
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,163
Melinda: hi.
465
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,998
Hi.
466
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:28,501
I was told you're selling
the comedy cave stuff--
467
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,469
Marty golden cds,
posters...
468
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:31,604
Yeah.
It's on display
over there
469
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:32,872
And some
in the window.
Oh, great.
470
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,373
I'll take it all.
471
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,542
All?
472
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:38,010
Yes. Please.
473
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,415
That should cover it,
I think.
474
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,885
I think! Yeah. Yes.
475
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:47,453
Please box it up
for me.
476
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,321
I'll have
someone come by
and pick it up.
477
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,559
Uh...
478
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,694
Sandra holloway
bought it all?
479
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:55,895
Yeah.
480
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,731
She was really interested
in the marty golden items.
481
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:01,634
Hmm. Here.
Make yourself useful.
482
00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,803
One on each table.
Ok.
483
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:07,273
So, what ever happened
with marty and sandra,
anyway?
484
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,976
Well, she owes him a lot.
485
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,078
She knows it.
First time sandra
486
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,647
Came in here,
she was like a deer
in the headlights.
487
00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:18,785
Marty: so this cop
pulls me over the other day.
488
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:23,455
Francie: sandra always
had great material.
489
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,492
But she never had
the nerve to stand up there
and go for it.
490
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,096
Her fear, her talent...
491
00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,400
I think he saw
some of himself in her.
492
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:37,236
He wanted to help her
the way he couldn't seem
to help himself.
493
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:38,404
The last 15 minutes...
494
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:41,140
But after the first night
he pulled her up there,
495
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,775
It all changed.
496
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,811
The crowd loved her.
497
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,680
And she really took off.
498
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:53,519
They fed off each other...
In the best ways
499
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:56,288
And in the worst ways.
500
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,324
They couldn't be
without each other.
501
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,460
They were like
vampires in love...
502
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:03,863
Live by night,
sleep by day.
503
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,231
Then he disappeared.
504
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:08,034
No explanation
at all? Just gone?
505
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:12,605
Nada. They didn't find
a body or signs of anything.
506
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:16,208
she didn't leave her
apartment for 2 months.
507
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,978
Wow. Do you think
she's still--
508
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:22,348
Oh, enough. Let's
not talk about it.
How about you?
509
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,983
You ready to give it
another shot?
510
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,752
Yes. I--i am
gonna sign up
511
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,086
For open mic
next week.
512
00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,220
Well, good!
513
00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:31,057
Don't punk out
on me this time.
514
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:51,978
I know.
515
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,648
Know what?
516
00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:02,321
I know why I killed myself.
517
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,799
Europe. She left me
518
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,000
To go to europe.
519
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,768
What are you talking about?
520
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,674
I couldn't get
any traction.
521
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:24,010
I couldn't get
out of that club.
522
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,445
Sandra started
to get tv gigs.
523
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,614
And when I tried,
they said I didn't
test well.
524
00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,317
They said my material
was too cerebral
for a young audience.
525
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:34,386
I was outraged.
Even after I looked up
the word "cerebral,"
526
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,222
I couldn't agree.
527
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,790
And that tour...
528
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,625
It was gonna turn it
all around for her.
529
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,127
She was gonna become a star.
530
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,729
We'll never make it.
531
00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:45,732
You know, I thought
you would kinda
be happy for me.
532
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:47,666
We won't make it,
sandy.
533
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,702
We'll never last
that long apart.
534
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,270
You know what? If this
were happening to you,
535
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,005
I would be
cheering for you.
No.
536
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:54,774
No. You wouldn't.
You would be afraid
537
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:55,975
That I would
never come back.
538
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,044
I have to do this.
It's my shot,
539
00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,311
And I have to take it.
540
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,480
It sounds to me
like you already
made up your mind.
541
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:02,548
Well, m--
yeah.
542
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,050
Look,
I'm not leaving you.
543
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,417
I'm just going away.
544
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,619
Yeah. It's
the same damn thing,
right?
545
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,321
No.
Ok.
546
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:14,794
Just...the thought
of sandra gone so long and...
547
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,930
Knowing that she'd be
over there with the best
548
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,698
While I was stuck here?
You know?
549
00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:21,533
The guy
who doesn't test well.
550
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,103
How come nobody knows
what happened to you?
551
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:29,475
Now, that...
552
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,243
Is a fitting coda
for my life.
553
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:34,180
Failed comedian
makes dramatic exit,
554
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:35,915
But nobody notices.
555
00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:37,216
Everybody noticed,
marty.
556
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,421
You broke their hearts.
557
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,293
I know.
558
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,797
I know, I know, I know.
559
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,133
I was stupid.
560
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,337
Cerebral,
my ass.
561
00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:02,842
You have to make it
right with sandra.
562
00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:08,280
I mean, think about all
that she's been carrying
around with her.
563
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:09,849
I'll help you.
564
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:13,085
I don't know
that I can face her yet.
565
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:16,889
Ok.
566
00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:19,358
Then let's start
with francie.
567
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,593
He wants to say
thank you...
568
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:24,730
For letting him
sleep on your couch...
569
00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:26,999
For giving him a chance,
for believing in him.
570
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,902
For never
giving up on him.
571
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,205
I c--i can't
believe this.
572
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,942
He killed himself?
573
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,776
He wants you to know
that he's sorry.
574
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,512
He sees me?
575
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:42,581
Hears me?
576
00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:44,884
How?
577
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,586
Everybody
has a talent.
578
00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:48,587
This is mine.
579
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:50,422
I never meant
to hurt anyone,
580
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,258
Least of all her.
581
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:55,094
He wants you to know
that he never meant
to hurt anyone.
582
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,831
Is that right?
583
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,933
Then why the hell'd
you do it?!
584
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:03,569
He wanted
to hurt himself.
585
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,906
Bull, marty.
You hurt yourself
for 2 minutes.
586
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,640
You hurt the people
who loved you
587
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:10,609
For the rest of their lives.
Is that what you wanted?
588
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:12,611
Are you happy now?!
589
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:15,414
look...
I would take it back
if I could.
590
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,117
Do you know
how many people
believed in you?
591
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:21,620
Do you know that i--
I loved you?
592
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,391
I loved you like my son.
593
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,994
Could you please just--
you--ask her to stop?
594
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,261
I can't take it.
595
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,529
Is he still there?
596
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,798
Yes. And he knows
that you're right.
597
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,135
And do you know
what you did to sandra?
598
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,971
You shouldn't be here
crying to me.
599
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:42,474
You need--you need
to let her know
that this was not
600
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:43,475
Her fault.
601
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:48,314
You need
to set her free, pal.
602
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,416
She has lost a lot...
603
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:54,987
That she will
never, ever get back.
604
00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,525
He will.
605
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:03,495
You tell him
I'm just too angry
606
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,164
To talk to him right now.
607
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,170
I miss him.
608
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,808
You tell him...
609
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,878
I will never forget him.
610
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:23,749
You just told him.
611
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:27,886
Well...
612
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:33,359
What is that i...
I feel?
613
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,693
He's hugging you.
614
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,198
oh...
615
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:44,203
Oh...marty...
616
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,475
We were a family.
617
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,980
You don't leave
your family.
618
00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:05,324
Thank you! Good night!
Thank you!
619
00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:25,077
Yes?
620
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,248
Sorry to bother you.
621
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:32,018
Uh, I just wanted to say
that I really enjoyed
your performance.
622
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:34,920
You're the girl
from the store.
623
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,422
Right.
624
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,024
Melinda gordon.
625
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,258
Come on in.
626
00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:44,330
Don't tell her
I'm here yet. She'll
never believe you.
627
00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:45,664
You want something
to drink?
628
00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,932
No. Thanks.
629
00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:55,141
Uh, I was also a--
a fan of marty golden's,
too.
630
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:58,410
I--i know that you two
were close.
631
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:02,381
"Close."
It's a very interesting
way of putting it.
632
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:05,551
I'm sorry. It's
none of my business.
633
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,886
I'm glad somebody
remembers marty.
634
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:10,789
You wanna know a secret?
635
00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:12,858
It should've been
marty who made it.
636
00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:14,793
He was the real deal.
637
00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:17,963
Compared to him,
I'm just a fraud.
638
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,366
If he were still here,
if he were still alive,
639
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:21,933
It'd be him out there...
640
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,934
Not me.
641
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:27,306
So you're sure
he's dead. How?
642
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,142
Because I feel
dead, too.
643
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,811
Have ever since
that night.
644
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:37,183
Do you think marty
killed himself
645
00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:39,151
Because you left
to go on tour?
646
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,753
How do you know
he killed himself?
647
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,323
I--i just assumed.
648
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,326
Well, he didn't kill himself
because I went on tour.
649
00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:52,531
He killed himself
because I wouldn't
go on tour.
650
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,476
I don't understand.
I thought the tour
651
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:05,877
Was supposed to be
your big break.
652
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,814
That's what everyone
kept telling me.
653
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,951
Except the one guy
I needed to hear it from most.
654
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:15,687
I started
second-guessing myself.
655
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,657
Maybe marty was right.
Maybe we couldn't
survive the separation.
656
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:21,560
I didn't want
to lose him.
657
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,895
Marty was struggling.
Boo!
Boo!
658
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,031
He needed me
more than ever.
659
00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:27,133
Boo!
Boo!
660
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,868
And I'd have other chances,
other breaks.
661
00:34:29,935 --> 00:34:32,838
But would I ever have
someone I love as much?
662
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:38,076
So I decided
not to take the tour.
663
00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:39,545
And when I told him...
664
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,948
I thought that he'd be
happy or at least relieved.
665
00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,918
But instead,
he just seemed...
666
00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:49,721
Defeated, like he had
taken something from me.
667
00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:53,359
I'll never forget
how tight he held me.
668
00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,166
It was the last time
I ever saw him.
669
00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,868
Then he jumped
off driscoll bridge.
670
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,405
How did you know that?
671
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:07,939
What was it
about that bridge?
672
00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:11,109
Ok, you're
creeping me out now.
673
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:14,813
Are you, like, one
of these obsessed
conspiracy people?
674
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,914
Oh, I'm sorry.
675
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,649
Marty:
I'm remembering
everything now.
676
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:18,917
I have to talk to her.
677
00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,919
Marty saw that you
were gonna be a star.
678
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:22,921
And--and he felt
like he was
pulling you down,
679
00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,790
And then when you said
that you weren't gonna
do the tour,
680
00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:26,625
He thought he was
ruining you.
681
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:29,995
Jumping off that bridge
was marty's way
of setting you free.
682
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,797
Ok, who the hell
are you?
683
00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,865
How do you know this?!
How do you know marty?!
684
00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:36,235
He's here with us
right now. He can hear you.
685
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:38,504
Get out.
686
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,974
Get out!
687
00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:46,945
So, are you nervous
about tonight?
688
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:50,081
No! What?! No.
Nervous? Why
would I be nervous?
689
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,287
Ahem. You jumping
like that...
690
00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:57,088
That was you...
Not nervous?
691
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,828
Why aren't you
at the club?
692
00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:05,931
Look, I just...
693
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,635
I don't believe
in any of this crap
about ghosts.
694
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,636
I just don't.
695
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,071
You and
a million others.
696
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:16,041
Andrea:
ok, I'm, uh...
697
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,075
I'm, uh,
I'm gonna go home
698
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:18,810
And hyperventilate
for a while,
699
00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,346
And I'll--
I'll see you
at the club.
700
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,686
But if I did...
701
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,523
If I did believe
that marty was here...
702
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:34,226
I would
tell him how stupid
what he did was.
703
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,095
I've been living
with this for 2 years,
704
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,965
Feeling responsible,
like I took something
from the world.
705
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,300
It is not your fault.
706
00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:42,601
You think
I don't know that?
707
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,636
But I feel it.
708
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,972
My heart is wrecked, marty!
709
00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:49,608
I'm sorry.
710
00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:50,742
He's sorry.
711
00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,478
Not as sorry as I am.
712
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,979
No. I'm sorrier.
713
00:36:55,714 --> 00:37:00,151
Ok. Ask her how
she knew I jumped
off the bridge.
714
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,988
He wants to know
how you knew
about the bridge.
715
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,656
Now I know you're lying.
716
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,725
Marty would know the answer
to that question.
717
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,193
What am I doing here?
718
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,496
There's a lot that marty
doesn't remember.
719
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,233
He's just trying to put
the pieces together.
720
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:31,917
Marty pulled me
off that bridge
a long time ago.
721
00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:36,288
He saved me
when I was
at rock bottom.
722
00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:38,924
After that, whenever
either one of us
723
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:41,660
Did anything bad
or needed
to be forgiven,
724
00:37:41,727 --> 00:37:44,363
We would go
to that bridge
and wait for the other.
725
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,032
That's right.
726
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,735
I remember.
727
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:56,608
I thought that
he would be waiting
for me there that night.
728
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:59,578
But I was too late.
729
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:01,847
I found the bottle,
and I knew
730
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,849
That he had done
something bad to himself
731
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,717
And he did it
off that bridge
732
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,619
So that
I would forgive him.
733
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:10,088
He's sorry.
He really is.
734
00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:12,190
He just thought that you
would be better off
without him.
735
00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:14,693
Oh, well, you
were wrong, marty!
736
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,027
I loved you!
737
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,430
It wasn't exactly
the healthiest love
in the world,
738
00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:21,132
But...we could've
made it work.
739
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:23,635
He knows that he made
a mistake.
740
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,804
And he doesn't want you
to suffer for it anymore.
741
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:29,140
Easier said than done.
Suffering is
my bread and butter.
742
00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:33,745
Tell her...that it's
the only way I can
redeem myself
743
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,814
For what I did...
744
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:36,915
To go away
745
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,651
Knowing that...
She's gonna be ok.
746
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,053
He wants
to redeem himself.
747
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,989
He wants to know
that you're gonna be ok.
748
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:47,859
Tell her that I
749
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:48,860
Love her.
750
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,097
I always did...
751
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,499
Always will.
752
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,200
He loves you.
753
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,438
why did you
do it, marty?
754
00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:03,509
I love you, too,
so much. Why
did you leave me?
755
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:05,677
It's ok.
756
00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:08,814
It's gonna be ok.
I promise.
757
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:12,017
Ohh...
758
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,020
Ohh...
759
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,425
What if I get happy
and I'm not funny
anymore?
760
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,129
He doesn't think that
that's gonna be an issue.
761
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:40,912
I'll be watching you
tonight, baby.
762
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,656
I--i live
in grandview,
763
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,658
Which, as you guys
know, is the dating
764
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,493
Capital
of the northeast.
765
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,729
And, um...
It's hard, you know?
766
00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:58,997
'Cause I'm
a single woman.
767
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,331
I'm 6 feet tall.
I'm livin' alone
768
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,734
In a small town.
It's kinda scary,
you know?
769
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,570
And I'm watchin' tv
the other night
and I'm home alone,
770
00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,806
And a--a guy escaped
from a local jail.
771
00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,875
And I'm there
in the dark,
772
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:12,578
And all I can think is
"oh, my god...
773
00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:14,412
I hope he's tall."
774
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,516
You guys
have been awesome!
775
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,184
Thank you so much!
776
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,453
Thank you!
777
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,423
Ladies and gentlemen,
778
00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:27,559
The moment you've all
been waiting for...
779
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:30,061
The incomparable,
the peerless
780
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,163
Sandra holloway!
Give it up!
781
00:40:56,688 --> 00:40:58,056
Ahh.
782
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:01,392
Yeah!
783
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:06,765
Sandra: so, I was up
late last night,
784
00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:09,267
Doing something
that I don't normally do
785
00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:10,368
When I'm alone.
786
00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,604
Ooh...
Ooh...
Whoo!
787
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:14,606
I said something
788
00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:16,341
I don't normally do
789
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,376
when I'm alone.
790
00:41:18,443 --> 00:41:21,980
I was talking
to an old friend of mine
from the past.
791
00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:25,283
He's been dead
for 2 years.
792
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:27,753
Keeps tryin' to get me
to come visit.
Some friend, right?
793
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:34,325
And I says to him,
"hey...you're dead.
794
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,227
"So come on,
tell me something
795
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:38,564
"Really deep
and profound.
796
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:41,166
Enlighten me." Right?
797
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:43,535
"Give me something
that will help me
798
00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,971
To better my life
here on earth."
799
00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:47,973
And he looks at me...
800
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,075
Takes a deep breath...
801
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,043
And he says...
802
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:54,145
"Honey...
803
00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:57,348
Those jeans really do
make you look fat."
804
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:00,919
Good night, grandview.
805
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,691
You've been
a great audience!
806
00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,125
Thank you!
807
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,844
So, can you tell me
what it's like?
808
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,847
I don't know.
I'm still alive.
809
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,581
Everybody's
a comedian.
810
00:43:03,649 --> 00:43:04,983
No, really.
What do you hear?
811
00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:07,753
I don't know.
No one's ever come
back to complain.
812
00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:09,454
Let's...
Leave it at that.
813
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:15,460
Thank you.
814
00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:17,595
You're welcome.
815
00:43:17,663 --> 00:43:18,596
Thank you.
816
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,100
For the laughs.
817
00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:29,374
They were right.
818
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,375
What?
819
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,212
Dying is easy.
820
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:37,048
It's the comedy
that's hard.
821
00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:06,745
I have business with you.
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