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[knock on door]
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[Lulu] Yeah?
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Kate's gone.
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-Where?
-Fuck it!
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What?
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-Are you in love with me?
-What?
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Are you in love with me?
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-No!
-Have you loved me every day of your life
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-since you were 14?
-No!
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Do you think of me every time
you have a fanny gallop?
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No.
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-Are you absolutely sure?
-Yes!
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Well, this was misjudged.
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[theme music playing]
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She thinks you're in love with me.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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I know.
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She's not picking up.
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I've totally fucked this,
damn it!
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I didn't go down on her enough.
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-Did she go to her sister's?
-Why would she...
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Everyone always goes to their sister's.
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She doesn't have sisters.
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Has she got any friends?
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I don't know.
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-Where does she like going?
-I don't know.
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-What's her middle name?
-Kate. I don't know!
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OK, where does she normally go
when she storms off?
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When she wants me to find her,
she goes to the Turkish bar,
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and when she doesn't,
she goes to the Italian place.
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Do you think
she wants you to find her?
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I'd say...
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Yes, she does.
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Good work. Stay positive.
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Let's go Turkish.
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-Thank you.
-Sure.
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It's what I'm here for.
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[laughs]
This feeling is incredible!
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It's just...
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And so confusingly incredible.
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We're both single, Fred!
Isn't that exciting?
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How do you feel?
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Whoo! Woop-woop!
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I want to drink myself straight.
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She's not picking up.
What is she doing?
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-You don't think she on the pull, do you?
-Almost definitely.
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I'm trying her again.
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Oh, my God, there she is.
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Kate, stop kissing, you slut!
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[laughs]
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You made me call that woman a slut.
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You said it!
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You basically made me call Kate a slut.
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-[laughs]
-Stop laughing at me!
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No, in fact, go home.
I'll find her on my own.
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You just make everything worse.
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You look like your dad when you're angry.
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-Don't.
-Really hot.
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Never speak about my dad like that.
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Your hot potato dad?
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[screams]
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No! This is serious!
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I'm very upset.
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Come on. Let's go find your little slut.
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-What?
-You said it.
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[sobbing] I'm fine.
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I'm fine, I'm really happy.
I'm fine.
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Oh, my God, you guys were
never right for each other.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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He's a very brooding, funny,
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mysterious, sexy man.
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Yes.
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Does he have a massive penis?
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I'm not sure the relevance of...
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Does he?
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I bet I can guess the exact size
and shape of his penis.
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Draw his hard willy on there.
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-Oh...
-Go on.
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[whimpering]
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OK? Turn in three.
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One, two, three.
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-[gasps]
-I've always been able to do it.
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[mobile phone vibrates]
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Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
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What do you see?
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Black with some colorful shapes of light.
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A dragon family.
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You did the right thing, Fred.
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[mobile phone ringing]
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[mobile phone vibrates]
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[both slam phones]
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[Sam] [on phone]
Fred, where are you?
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Come on! Pick up! Please!
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Just call me now.
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You're being a dick, Fred.
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[keypad beeping]
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[Sam] [on phone]
Fred, it's me again.
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I'm sorry I called you a dick,
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but I didn't do anything wrong!
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I'm sorry.
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Melody, get your brother out!
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You're not allowed to be angry with me.
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I'm not going to...
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"F" your father out of your system.
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-Have you ever got counseling or therapy?
-[sighs]
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Fine.
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Is this pose OK?
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It's perfect.
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You look fucking tiny.
It's breaking my heart.
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[knocking on door]
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[Sam] Mel, I'm in the mood for a penis
party and you're invited.
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It's our time, mon petite froggy.
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He is abhorrent.
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[Sam] Melody, this is your last chance.
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Your fanny will never forgive you.
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Fine, you are making
a huge mistake, Frenchy.
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-Huge!
-[bangs on door]
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Excusez-moi.
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Are we finished?
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No, stay.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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D'accord?
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Are they pajamas?
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-Do it. Fucking do it now.
-Really?
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How you want to do me?
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-From behind? From above?
-Yeah.
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Take your clothes off. Do you want me
to suck your dick?
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All right, get your dick out then.
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After you put it in my mouth,
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do you want to put it in my arse?
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-Uh-huh. Up my arse, yeah?
-Erm...
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Do you want me to shit on your face?
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-You want that, too?
-Yeah, I'm up for anything.
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Yeah? What else do you want, huh?
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-Get your dick out.
-This isn't quite how...
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Come on, Sam. Punch me in the face,
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-fuck me up the arse. Do it!
-Stop it!
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-No, stop it! [weeps]
-Fuck me! Fuck me!
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[crying]
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It's OK.
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Call your mother.
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So your boy didn't fuck Sam?
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No, but...
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And your boy didn't fuck
the lanky receptionist chick?
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No, but it's more complicated
than that, you see,
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because he defended
her honor in my face.
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So no one fucked anyone at all?
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Sam and Lulu did.
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Oh, thank God for them.
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-Oh, God. Am I crazy?
-[Jessica] Yes.
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Don't answer that.
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He knows this is where I come
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when I don't want him to find me.
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Where is he?
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[Anthony] Isn't that place great?
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I always forget about that place!
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They gave us melon for free.
Let's go dancing!
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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No! No fun. Kate.
We must find Kate.
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Ugh! Kate don't want to be found.
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Italian place, come on.
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Someone's probably
balls deep in her by now.
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She's screaming to the heavens
on her 14th orgasm!
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You will never find love.
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You're going to die
a haggard old man.
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An old man?
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[both laugh]
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[screams]
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No! You're like an old man!
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You can pose with Colin.
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You will have great chemistry.
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Can I be naked?
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What?
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-Where is the old fart?
-Colin?
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Oh, my God!
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[Sam gasps]
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[slurring] I don't feel very...
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Have you ever thought
that you might be into women?
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Yeah, but I'm not.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Think about it.
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I have.
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I'm just not a lesbian.
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I don't know!
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OK, but I do.
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I don't know...
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[chuckles]
Jessica, I'm not a lesbian.
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[struggling]
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Is this it?
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Yeah. They do the most
sensational ciabattas.
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[Kate struggles]
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God!
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-Kate's a lesbian?
-Shit.
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I knew it! That just makes
so much sense.
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-Does it?
-Yes!
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Yes, Kate's a lesbian.
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A lesbian.
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A lesbian.
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Oh, my God, he jumped out
of the fucking window!
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Brave motherfucker.
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I mean, I knew he was down, but...
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What have I done?
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Call an ambulance!
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Colin! Naughty Colin!
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Colin!
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Oh, God, you guys!
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What's it like?
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What?
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To only want one person?
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I mean, is it just lovely
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to not want everyone all the time?
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It's not just about wanting someone.
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They might not want you back.
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In what way?
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You know what they say,
if you love someone...
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-[Kate] Let them go.
-Don't let them go.
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There she goes.
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[mobile phone vibrates]
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I am not running to him.
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Hi, Fred, it's me.
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Erm, I'm at St Mary's Hospital.
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I'm just letting you know
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in case you needed
to know where I was.
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I'm at the hospital.
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Hey, Poonch.
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I had a call about a Colin Carter.
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Please, wake up.
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I won't try to fuck you.
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Hello?
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Who are you?
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I'm Mr Carter's wife.
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Are you his...
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Nurse?
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Oui.
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I suppose it's good for morale.
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[stammers] Hi, hi,
I'm looking for my friend.
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He phoned me. He's called
Sam and he's a bit obnoxious,
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but, essentially, he's a nice person...
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Sam! Are you OK?
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Yeah, mate.
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Why... What are you doing here?
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Why did you tell me you were here?
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Why are you here?
I thought you were hurt.
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What, and you came charging
like a little, tiny prince?
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-Yes.
-[chuckles]
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[exhales sharply]
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I mean, I know everyone's mind drifts,
but to Jessica?
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Wow.
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Where does your mind drift?
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You know, I never thought
you were that hot.
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-Thanks!
-Or not hot.
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You're just...
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Your face.
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'Course you think I'm hot.
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You got a boner every time
we shared a bed.
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I guess the only thing
left to do now is...
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-Fuck.
-Go home.
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-Go home.
-And fuck?
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Why not?
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Well, I'm drunk,
your girlfriend's a lesbian,
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and in 24 hours, we'll be homeless.
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Come on, then.
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Let's fuck.
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Fine.
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-I'm serious.
-So am I.
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Come on, then.
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Let's go.
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00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,560
-OK.
-Yeah.
269
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,240
Ask me why I did it.
270
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,560
I did it because I didn't
want you to get hurt.
271
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,560
So I put myself out there as bait.
272
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,120
Any good friend would do that.
273
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,640
Now hit me! Or something!
274
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,120
I don't want to hit you.
275
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,520
I kissed your boyfriend.
276
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,560
You showed him for who he really is.
277
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,600
I kissed your boyfriend!
278
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,280
Stop shouting at me, please.
279
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,080
Oh, just tell me I'm a dick
and let's be done with it!
280
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:19,960
No, Sam!
281
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,520
I'm not going to end this
by turning this into something
282
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,600
that you did,
just because you're fucked up.
283
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,120
You're not fucked up, Sam.
284
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,680
You're a drama queen!
285
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,560
Did you want to kiss Will?
286
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,200
Did you want to break us up?
Did you want to hurt me?
287
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,640
Or do you want me
to ask if you did it
288
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,200
because you're jealous?
289
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,200
Because you're confused
about how you feel about me?
290
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,560
Because you're gay?
291
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,560
Is that what you want me to ask?
292
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,600
Fuck off, I'm not a queen.
293
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,800
I'm not a drama queen.
294
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,400
I am neither queen.
295
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,080
What do you want from me?
296
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,120
Pfft! You don't have anything
I want, honey.
297
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,680
OK. Good night, then.
298
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,200
-[grunts]
-Help!
299
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,000
My friend is nearly dead!
300
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,280
Someone, help me!
301
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,000
My best friend is dead!
302
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,280
OK, miss, I have two questions
to ask you
303
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,400
-as part of the hospital thing.
-Yes, of course.
304
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,800
How much do you love Colin, out of 10?
305
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,440
Ten is if you'd wear his skin if he died.
306
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,160
Erm... Six, I suppose.
307
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,440
Tres bien.
308
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,800
Second question,
how much do you love your new,
309
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,880
less-sexy Colin, Brian, out of 10?
310
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,920
-How do you know about Brian?
-[chuckles]
311
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,280
-You're awake!
-Yes.
312
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,440
For quite a while now.
313
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,320
Darling, what happened?
314
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,920
You tried to kill yourself.
315
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,600
I fell out of the dodgy
window in your room.
316
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,320
-Oh.
-Her room?
317
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,160
-Are you two...
-[both] No!
318
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,440
Unfortunately.
319
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,040
Colin, I don't know what to say to you.
320
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,000
Do you want money
or the house or...
321
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,280
I mean, you can't have
the house or any money.
322
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,600
But just tell me what
you want and I'll sort it,
323
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,880
unless it's those things.
324
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,320
[sighs] I want to walk in our garden
in my bare feet again.
325
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:57,920
[sighs]
326
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,520
We go spinning on Wednesday afternoons.
327
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,080
You can do it then.
328
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,360
Spinning?
329
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,200
Gosh, you really are serious
about this chap.
330
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,000
-Does he garden?
-No.
331
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,000
Well, what the fuck does he do, then?
332
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,880
Colin!
You're embarrassing yourself.
333
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,440
Well, you're a bitch.
334
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,440
Who is she, Colin?
335
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,360
She's... [sighs] My...
336
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,640
[sighs]
337
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,840
She's my Melody.
338
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,280
Well...
339
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,840
My Brian's waiting in the car.
340
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,480
Should I be worried about you?
341
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,000
Yes, very.
342
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,600
Goodbye, Cara.
343
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,720
[Cara] Goodbye.
344
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,600
Nice to meet you, Melody.
345
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,880
Au revoir, Cara.
346
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,080
Now, give me some peace.
347
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,440
-I'm not wearing any undergarments.
-[gasps]
348
00:15:58,920 --> 00:15:59,920
Buenas noches!
349
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,800
[man] Buenas noches.
350
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,480
Yes, have you seen Anthony?
351
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,160
-No.
-If you see him, tell him I am here!
352
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,200
He had a hypoglycaemic attack.
353
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,480
-Diabetes?
-That's right.
354
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,120
OK, can you leave the room?
355
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,200
I feel like you're stressing him out.
356
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,800
Rubbing his face in his own fear.
357
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,960
He's unconscious.
358
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,840
[whispers] Yes, but he can still hear you.
Everyone knows that.
359
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,720
Oh, fuck off!
360
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,800
I bet you haven't eaten anything today.
361
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,280
And all the stress?
362
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,520
Oh, God, I've stressed you out
and now I'm going to kill you!
363
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,600
I've killed you!
364
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,520
[softly] Shut up.
365
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,640
I just want to sleep.
366
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,720
[whispers] OK.
367
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,000
[whispers]
I'm sorry about kissing Will.
368
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,560
[whispers] I'm an arsehole.
369
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,480
[Fred snores]
370
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,560
My tiny prince.
371
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,920
[whispers] Oh, my God.
372
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,400
[Lulu and Anthony
talking indistinctly]
373
00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:39,240
Ah, your woman, Katie, is here.
374
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,400
She's looking for you.
375
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,640
Good night, then.
376
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:48,600
Good night.
377
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,440
What are you doing?
378
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,200
I'm over it.
379
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,120
Kidding around, I'm over it.
380
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800
OK.
381
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:20,960
Do you love me?
382
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,080
-Look, don't...
-Shut up!
383
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,440
-I don't...
-Just shut up!
384
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,080
Do you fucking love me, Lulu?
385
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,520
Did you come all the way here
to break me and Kate up?
386
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,760
Do you want to be with me?
387
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,280
Fuck!
388
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,200
This is going to be a disaster, isn't it?
389
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,400
[knock on door]
390
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,480
I don't have a door.
391
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,120
You weren't upstairs.
392
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,720
Neither were you.
393
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,840
Kate's not a lesbian.
394
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,680
-Right.
-And she doesn't want to break up.
395
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,320
OK.
396
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,160
But...
397
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,680
What?
398
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,480
Just say it.
399
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,760
[sighs] OK.
400
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,160
What should I do?
401
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,200
Should I get back with her, or...
402
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,760
Or...
403
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,200
What should I do?
404
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,840
Get back with her.
405
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,320
Really?
406
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,600
Hundred percent.
407
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,520
-But...
-100%.
408
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,080
Yeah.
409
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,760
Yeah. I guess, thanks.
410
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:00,960
No worries.
411
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,680
-I'll just...
-Mmm-hmm.
412
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,160
Gah... Can we just...
413
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,480
Keep this between us?
414
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,840
-Oh, don't want her thinking...
-No.
415
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,760
OK, cool.
416
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,400
OK, cool, yeah.
417
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,080
-Cool.
-[chuckles]
418
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720
Cool.
419
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,600
Cool.
420
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,960
[Fred] Hey, hey, sleepyhead.
421
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,920
[Lulu] Haven't you got any food?
422
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,720
I'll eat it out of your mouths
if I have to.
423
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,960
Morning. Anthony's making some.
424
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,720
Can I have a sip of your coffee, mate?
425
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,560
Ugh, don't say mate.
426
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,240
OK. Babe.
427
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,920
Have we lost Colin?
428
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,720
Oh, he fell out of my window.
429
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,760
[loud thudding]
430
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,400
[all groan]
431
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,280
[Fred] Kate, you really need
to sort that out.
432
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,920
-Fuck off.
-Oh, let it fall.
433
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,720
This place is coming down
in a week anyway.
434
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,480
-[Fred] Where are we all going to go?
-Fire station?
435
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,080
-Old people's home?
-Paris!
436
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,600
I've always wanted to go to France.
437
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,720
Water with your paracetamol, anyone?
438
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,040
-Yes, please.
-Oui, merci.
439
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200
[Sam] Oh, yeah.
440
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,800
[loud thud]
441
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,920
Shit!
442
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,000
[Kate] Are you OK?
[Melody] Ca va?
443
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,240
-Yeah, yeah!
-Yeah, yup!
444
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,240
[Kate] Hey!
445
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,480
Just grabbing a couple of mugs.
446
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,680
And some sugar.
447
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,680
Perfect.
448
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,600
Oh, and, erm...
449
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,840
I'm not fucking stupid.
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