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[breathing deeply]
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[all gasp]
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[theme music playing]
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Lovely low ceilings, very little light.
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Four floors, 12 rooms on each,
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every one occupied by a different
flavor of lunatic.
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-Am I on your floor?
-Ah, you're in luck, princess.
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A trapeze artist got evicted last week
for shitting out the window.
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[sighs]
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So, moving in gift.
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-Never leave that unattended.
-Thanks.
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What are you doing now?
Do you want to make love?
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Er, maybe tomorrow.
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I've got to find a job
and a door
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-and an identity, so...
-Good luck with that.
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What do you think?
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-This is the coolest place I've ever seen.
-Aw, you'll get over it.
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[screams]
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Morning, Sam.
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-[exclaims]
-[gasps]
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Oh, my God, your fucking face!
Your stupid face!
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Oh, my God, you were so sad.
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-What you doing now?
-Er, got work, actually.
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-Want to watch a rom-com?
-[stammers] What, now?
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Er...
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Maybe just the beginning.
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That's the spirit.
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[sighs]
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It's so great she's staying.
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What's she going to do here?
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-Don't know. She's pretty spontaneous.
-Is she?
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Does she, like, go to Berlin and stuff?
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-We did go to Berlin once, yeah.
-Oh, cool.
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[loud hammering]
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Done! Hmm!
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Just get in.
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[chuckles] Come on,
I've seen you naked before.
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[chuckles softly]
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Oh, oh... [laughs]
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[creaking]
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-[electrical zapping]
-[both screaming]
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Tell them what happened, baby.
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[shakily] Yeah, so, erm...
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I was just preparing to get into the bath.
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I turned round... Like this.
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And then suddenly, there was just flashes,
flashes, sparks...
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-Oh, my God, what happened?
-The bath blew up.
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-Well, it didn't...
-Oh, my God. How?
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-I was just...
-Oh, my God, are you OK?
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-Yes.
-Oh, my God.
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-Are you OK?
-I'm a bit shaken, actually.
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OK. The lights came from...
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Are you hurt?
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-Well...
-Are you injured?
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-[stammers] No...
-You ruined our movie! Come on, Fred.
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I really have to go to work now.
Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Kate.
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-I hope everything...
-No, you have to bunk off with me.
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I really can't. I'm sorry.
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-No, but I need you.
-Are you OK?
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Yeah. Shut up. Go to work.
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So, it was like lightning just...
[imitates explosion]
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Does anyone have any
openings at their work?
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I'm up for anything,
medicine, advertising...
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[all] No.
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No. I felt the heat...
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-Hey, what are you doing today, Melody?
-Ugh.
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I want to see your little
Colin friend again.
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No, Melody, he's going through
a very difficult time.
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Do we need to tell management
about the bath, or is the bath OK?
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[scoffs] I could be dead.
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-Did no one check the bath?
-Oh, my God, the bath!
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[clattering]
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[speaking French]
Kate, do something about it.
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-The shelf.
-Oh, OK. Fuck you all.
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Oh, yeah, sure, I'll fix the danger bath,
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put up another shelf, set up dates
for my fragile work colleagues,
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before running to work,
where I don't even have a receptionist.
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And yes, I am supposed to be sorting
that out as well.
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So, if any of you can tell me
where I can find one of those
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in the next five minutes,
I would really fucking appreciate it.
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OK. So, it will ring,
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you pick it up, ask who it is,
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remember the name or write it down,
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then press the name on the switchboard,
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tell them who it is
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and if they want to speak
to them, put them through.
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If they don't want to speak to them,
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go back, take a message.
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OK.
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Which bit do I pick up when it rings?
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Er, you pick it up...
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Sorry, is this a joke?
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No, it's just...
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So much happens so fast.
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Yeah, it's harder than it looks,
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I've always thought that.
[chuckles]
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-[phone rings]
-Ah!
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Good morning. Er...
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-Oh, what's the name?
-Something Events.
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-Is this a test?
-No, we are called Something Events.
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[chuckling] Good morning,
Something Events,
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Lulu speaking, how can I help you?
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Hi, Lulu? It's Melody.
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Put me to Colin's phone,
please. Sexy man.
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Ah, sure thing, Melody.
What's Colin's extension? Sexy man.
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No. Non, Melody. No sexy man,
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divorcée man.
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She's not good for him right now.
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[sobbing]
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Hey, who's the work flirt?
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-Want to get my teeth into somebody.
-[scoffs]
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We're not really...
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We're very professional.
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Hey, KK. Looking beautiful as ever.
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Well, I can see your nipples
through that shirt.
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-[both chuckle]
-Shame I can't say the same about yours.
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[laughing]
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-That's Johnny.
-Sure.
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So, to summarize point number one,
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treat your time as your most...
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Hey, guys, great work.
[snaps finger] You especially.
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Fred, I need to ask you to step outside.
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Your test results have just come back.
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Now, Fred.
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They've found a donor.
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-What? That was not cool.
-[laughing]
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I am in professional mode.
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-Is everything OK?
-How good is that smoothie?
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[slurps]
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It's an amazing smoothie.
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That's what the whole day
could taste like, baby.
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You, me and The Big Smoke.
What do you say? Work's for jerks.
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People can't just walk out of work...
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You're not like people.
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Hmm?
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-Where are we going?
-[sighs]
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You're my hero. Come!
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[door opens]
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Oh, been shopping?
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Oh, God, no. No time for that.
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Just something for a client.
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Cool. Hey, do you want
to go for lunch today?
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No. Sorry, I have a very
intense, boring meeting.
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That's OK.
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Just, Anthony asked me
to go to the restaurant.
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-I thought we could go together.
-Oh, really?
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Oh.
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Oh, my God, I just remembered.
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You have to deliver
this package over lunch.
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It's urgent.
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-Sorry.
-Oh, no, that's...
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-That's perfect!
-Great.
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I'll just go and get it. I'll drop it off
on the way to my boring meeting.
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Sorry.
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[phone rings]
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[chuckles]
Hello, Something Events...
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Sorry. Ah, bonjour!
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Why are you being weird?
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I don't know.
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[Melody] [over phone]
Lulu, just bring Colin to me.
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He'd never go with me.
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Of course he will.
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I can't.
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-I have an errand.
-A what?
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-An errand. An errand.
-A what?
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You have to use a different word.
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-A what?
-A little job.
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Oh, so fine.
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Bring him to me and then
go away on your little job.
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For me? New friend?
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Oh, God. OK.
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-Where?
-Go to Anthony's restaurant.
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-J'arrive.
-No, not there. Oh...
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[sobbing loudly]
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Madam, to what do I owe the pleasure?
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[chuckles]
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Just wanted to hang out.
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What have you done with Lulu?
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Jessica made her deliver a package so...
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-Over lunch on her first day?
-Mmm.
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-[door chimes]
-Bit harsh.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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-Hi!
-Hey!
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-Hello!
-Hi!
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-Hey!
-Hi!
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Did you deliver the package?
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-I thought you had a boring meeting?
-I do, yes,
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but I just popped in for...
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To say hi.
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Oh, cool. Me too! I was just going
to deliver this now actually.
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I thought we were having lunch.
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-Hello, Colin.
-[Kate] Melody?
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Bad.
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-I'm sorry, she made me.
-Excuse me.
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You really shouldn't be here, Melody.
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-You have a meeting, non?
-Yes.
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Oh, you're not staying?
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I really have to go and deliver
this now so, erm...
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See you later. Best of luck.
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Where's the package for?
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Llewellyn House in Green Park.
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I do a lunch drop round there.
I'll pop it in.
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-[chuckles]
-Oh, no, honestly. I mean, don't...
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It's basically the only thing
Kate's asked me to do today, so...
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No, I'll do it. Stay, please.
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Please. Consider this safe in the hands
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of Mrs Delilah Forjenatuseu...
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What the fuck?
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-Are you sure?
-Well, I...
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Great. Can Lulu have your lunch?
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-Sure.
-Great!
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Oh, so shit about your boring meeting.
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[laughs nervously]
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Really shit!
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[sighs]
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Really shit.
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Can we please have some cutlery?
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You've already got it.
Hold out your hands.
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-[exclaims]
-We're a no-cutlery restaurant.
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It's a contemporary interpretation
of the traditional North African
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hand-to-mouth dining etiquette.
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I'd rather just have some cutlery.
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We don't give a fork.
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They make us say that.
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It's very cool. Thank you.
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[smacking lips]
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I'm sorry...
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What? Say something.
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I'm fucking nervous.
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So... OK...
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Where are you from?
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Really?
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So, how does it feel to be grossly
under-qualified
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for a job you've earned
solely through nepotism?
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Mmm, yeah, feels fantastic.
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Lulu, I think we need to--
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You know, I should probably get back.
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-In case there's another package.
-Lu... I...
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Don't fuck it up at Kate's.
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-I won't.
-And get a duvet.
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I don't want you knocking on my door,
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looking for a towel to sleep on.
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[chuckles] Sure. I'll see you at the--
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And I'm not in love with you.
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[both laugh]
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-I'm not in love with you.
-[chuckles] OK...
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Is that clear?
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I'll see you later.
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-[door bell chimes]
-[exhales]
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I will continue to live
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with my wife and her lover until they...
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Have sex in the bath while you're shaving
your face?
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That would do it, yes.
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I think you should live with me.
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Just for a bit.
256
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,580
I think you would like being painted.
257
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:19,220
I'd be generous with your penis.
258
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,140
OK. I don't think this... I'm not...
259
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,340
I don't want anything weird from you!
260
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:27,660
I want to get to know you,
I want to paint you,
261
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,020
I want to make love to you.
262
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,820
I want to be your friend!
What do you want?
263
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,940
I want a fork!
264
00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,220
I'll fork you.
265
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:41,380
OK. You are really interesting,
266
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,660
but please...
267
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,500
I'm not going... I'm going to go.
268
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,020
[bell chimes]
269
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,340
I am rebellious. There's a crazy Fred
in here. Serious.
270
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,580
Yeah? Shock me.
271
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,660
I drew on my desk at school.
272
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:01,020
Whoa! You wild, boy!
273
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,380
I cut the tassels off
my mum's special rug.
274
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,980
[spits] Mmm, dirty.
275
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,180
I regularly steal pens from Ryman's,
276
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,700
and I once killed a fox
with a tennis racket.
277
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:10,740
Hmm?
278
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,220
Shall we do something rebellious inside?
279
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,420
-It's getting a bit chilly.
-Just ten more minutes.
280
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,820
-What are we doing?
-Shut that pretty mouth, baby.
281
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,220
[chuckles]
282
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:34,340
[mouthing]
283
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,740
[inaudible]
284
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:19,780
[Fred] You're right, you know.
285
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,740
It's good to take a day off, occasionally.
286
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:24,660
Oh, by the way, the whole fox thing
287
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,980
was more complicated
than I actually, er...
288
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,260
Deep breath.
289
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,900
As he scattered breadcrumbs
here throughout his life,
290
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:53,020
so we scatter his life here.
291
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,140
-Bye, Dad.
-[pigeon coos]
292
00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,300
I'm just not sure
she's cut out for this job.
293
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,220
I mean, her phone...
294
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,820
Voice tone is really alienating.
295
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,980
And she just sounds like...
296
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:20,660
A criminal.
297
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:23,780
-What's up with you?
-He calls her "My Lulu".
298
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:26,500
That's so hot and inappropriate.
299
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,180
Do you want me to get another temp in?
300
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,460
OK. But don't say it was my decision.
301
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:33,620
-And be subtle.
-Sure.
302
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,860
[inaudible]
303
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,660
Why don't you want me
to work here anymore?
304
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,820
I do! I... What?
305
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:55,900
You said I have a criminal voice.
306
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,260
Sorry. Came out badly.
307
00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:01,220
-Have I done something?
-No, I... Jessica said something
308
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:05,260
about not bringing outside
friends into the workplace.
309
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,860
Why? I mean, I'd understand if it was you,
310
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,420
like, I'm suddenly in your work and in
your home and everything,
311
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,100
but it's just weird that it was Jessica.
312
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,780
-No, I know.
-I mean, I've hardly even spoken to her.
313
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:19,700
She's just a...
314
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,740
Whore.
315
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,020
Hey. Want to eat first, beautiful?
316
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,700
Yeah, great. So I'm not fired?
317
00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,810
No! [laughs]
318
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,090
-Great!
-Great. See you, KK.
319
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,420
See you, KK!
320
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,460
Have Anthony and her ever fucked?
321
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,700
No, thank God.
322
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:42,020
Bad luck, babe. Seriously?
323
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,460
Yes! Why is that bad?
324
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,300
Honey...
325
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,020
Everyone fucks everyone.
326
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,660
Eventually.
327
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,220
But that's just not true.
328
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,420
[laughter]
329
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,140
You are hilarious!
330
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,820
[Lulu] I know!
331
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,380
Hey, Melody.
332
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,740
Hey. Oh, how was your... Oh.
333
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,660
Oh, it doesn't matter...
334
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,260
Non, non, putain...
What's the word? Erm...
335
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,380
It was your big day, non? Fucking...
336
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,940
-No, no, it wasn't even...
-Pitch!
337
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,300
-How was your big pitch?
-Oh, I, erm... It was...
338
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,540
It doesn't matter.
I didn't want it anyway.
339
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,100
Hmm. D'accord.
340
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,540
Hey.
341
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,380
Hey. You all right?
342
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:35,460
Yeah.
343
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:37,580
Why are you wearing a hat?
344
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,340
Non!
345
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,420
Non...
346
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,620
Non. Colin, come on.
347
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,620
Courage!
348
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,180
Courage!
349
00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:05,420
Oh...
350
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,700
Oh! Arrete! Arrete!
351
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:12,060
Colin!
352
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:13,980
Colin!
353
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,780
Non!
354
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,420
Non!
355
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,860
Come back. Come back now!
356
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:34,500
[both chuckling]
357
00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,100
Mmm!
358
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:39,900
How...
359
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,100
How did he die?
360
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:45,020
Duck attack.
361
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,980
Oh, my God. Was that the pond
where it happened?
362
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,940
[laughs]
363
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,180
Ball cancer.
364
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,100
Runs in the family, apparently.
365
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,740
I'll check yours if you check mine.
366
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,420
[both laugh]
367
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,180
[sobbing]
368
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,100
[sniffling]
369
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,860
Thanks for today, Fred.
370
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,420
Fred...
371
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,140
Yeah?
372
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,820
This ain't never going to happen.
373
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:43,940
OK?
374
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:45,740
OK.
375
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,900
-[sighs]
-Relaxed?
376
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:05,140
Yeah, it's heaven.
377
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,660
Thanks for fixing the bath, baby.
378
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,500
It's heaven.
379
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:14,780
-You OK?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
380
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:16,820
Really fine.
381
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,100
Really relaxed.
382
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,780
[blowing]
383
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,220
It's just we're not allowed candles.
384
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,500
-Baby.
-Yeah?
385
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:29,980
Why did you make Lulu deliver a stapler
to someone who doesn't exist?
386
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,700
They said there was no one that worked
there by that name,
387
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,020
and that the name looked suspicious
388
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,420
so they opened it
and there was a stapler in it.
389
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:40,900
Kate?
390
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,100
-Kate?
-[blows]
391
00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:45,580
[Kate groans]
392
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:51,060
It's just if you had had sex,
393
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:55,500
at least once, then perhaps you would
have got it out of your system, or...
394
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:56,860
[sighs] God!
395
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,860
The idea of having sex with Lulu
396
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:02,260
always has and always will
397
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:05,460
make my penis want to go all the way
back up inside.
398
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:11,180
It would be like touching up
a monkey I raised myself.
399
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,380
[chuckles] That's really mean.
400
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:17,740
-Thank you.
-What made you worried?
401
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,020
Just...
402
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,020
You know.
403
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:28,820
Everyone fucks everyone eventually.
404
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,980
But that's just not true.
405
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,380
[knocking at door]
406
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:39,980
You go.
407
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,180
[knocking continues]
408
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:43,620
[Lulu] [whispers] Anthony!
409
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,060
Oh! Kate!
410
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:50,340
Er, have you got a blanket...
411
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:55,180
Or a towel that I could borrow?
412
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:58,780
I won't wee on it or anything, I promise.
413
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,580
-Thanks.
-[thudding]
414
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,100
-Are you alone?
-Yes.
415
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,700
It's just, we're not really
allowed guests.
416
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:06,980
I am alone.
417
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,660
[Johnny] Hey, KK!
418
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:11,100
Hi, Johnny.
419
00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:13,740
Have you got any condoms?
420
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,060
Ow!
421
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,020
[sighs]
422
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,180
-Have you got any more?
-No.
423
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,620
For God's sake.
424
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,060
[thudding]
425
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:41,140
[Lulu and Johnny laugh]
426
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,060
[indistinct shouting]
427
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,860
[distant grunting and moaning]
428
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,580
[grunting and moaning continues]
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