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♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

Where's your father, darling?

He was right behind us.

I don't know.

Maybe we got lucky and he changed his mind.

Hi, we're the fenley's.

Hi.

Oh, those taxis.

They're murder. Murder!

Lilly, here.

I've had smoother rides on roller coasters.

Dad, that was supposed to be the cab driver's tip.

Listen, Mr. Big spender, head of fenley's fine plumbing

for one year and is already throwing money around

like he was a Beverly Hills millionaire.

Dad, we're on vacation.

Let's try to have a good time, okay?

I'd have a much better time if Mr. Money bags here

was back in Memphis closing the Channing deal.

Look, will you stop worrying me about that?

I'm taking care of it. I'll close it over the phone.

Dwaine works very hard, dad. He deserves some time off.

Uh, listen, I think we better go to our cabins.

Okay, let's see. You're in adjoining cabins.

Apartment 150 and 152, that's --

we know where we are. We know.

Thank you, we'll find it. We appreciate it.

Let's go, Mr. Rockefeller.

♪♪

Man: Oh, excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.

Uh, excuse us, please. Coming through.

Coming through. Excuse me. Excuse us.

Ooh, excuse me. First time on a ship.

Sorry. Thank you. Excuse me.

Well, what a lovely couple.

Is this the new Mrs. Beryl Smith?

Actually, we're just good friends.

You're late, Mr. Smith.

Uh, yes, sir, I know that,

but I just came from my cpr class.

You know, learning emergency first aid

for heart attacks and choking.

That's no excuse.

Actually, that's a very good excuse.

You're right, sir.

Very easy to learn, and you know the best thing about it?

It can save a life.

Right.

But to save your professional life,

I suggest you say good-bye to your girlfriend

and hello to the passengers.

Right away, sir.

But, you know, I took this course

because I thought I might have to use it someday.

And now that I've had it,

I think he ought to offer it right here on the ship, sir.

And it so happens I'm licensed to teach it.

It is a good idea, merrill.

The man's a doctor.

I agree with you, Adam.

But I would hate to break up this cute couple.

All right, gopher.

Organize the class, then let me know where and when,

and I'll be there.

Okay. Come on, dear.

♪♪

Excuse me. I'm Gregory king.

I was wondering if my girlfriend,

Meredith bradshaw, has checked aboard yet.

Let me check. Bradshaw.

No, she hasn't. Mnh-mnh.

Is there any other way she can come aboard

other than right here?

Well, I suppose she could position a Cannon on the pier

and shoot herself aboard.

No, not Meredith. She hates to fly.

♪♪

Ooh, sorry.

Excuse me, has Gregory king boarded yet?

Oh, you just missed him.

I'm surprised you didn't pass him on the gangway.

Oh, um, there must be some misunderstanding.

You see, he and I have never met before.

Well... Aren't you Meredith bradshaw?

No, I'm Dee Dee draper.

Oh, pardon me.

That's okay.

I'm sorry, miss draper.

You're in coral deck, cabin 105.

Thanks.

Oh, you might as well cross Meredith bradshaw off your list.

She's not going to show.

Hi, welcome.

Hello, I'm Jarvis Holden,

and this is my son, Kent.

I believe you have a suite for us.

Yes, you are in 346 on the promenade deck.

Do you have a piano aboard, by any chance?

Yes, we do, it --

forget all that nonsense, son.

You'll be too busy studying for your real-estate exam.

But, dad, I --

oh, Kent, we've discussed all this.

Your future's in business, not music.

Enjoy your cruise.

♪♪

Welcome aboard. I'm captain merrill stubing.

How nice to know you, merrill. I'm Hannah Harvey.

Have you ever thought of growing a moustache?

No, why?

You'd be the spitting image of errol Flynn

when he played the captain in "mutiny on the bounty."

You know, I don't think

errol Flynn was in "mutiny on the bounty."

Oh.

Well, forget the moustache.

Hi, dad.

Hi. Oh, miss Harvey.

Hannah.

Hannah, I'd like to have you meet

our cruise director, Julie McCoy.

How do you do?

Hello.

And this is my daughter, Vicki.

Hi, Vicki.

Oh, you dropped your scarf.

Oh, dear!

Well, would you mind holding it just a minute?

Sure.

I'm gonna show you something. Would you hold that?

Oh, sure.

Uh, would you mind holding this?

Not at all.

Now, this scarf does many things.

Would you mind putting your finger right there?

Certainly.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Voilà! A turban.

I designed these for my boutique in San Francisco.

Oh, well, they're terrific.

You know, I've always been interested

in fashion design, miss Harvey.

You have? Well, maybe you could do some designs for me.

We could talk about it on the trip.

I can hardly wait.

Vicki, I'm sure that miss -- [ Chuckles ]

I'm sure that Hannah just wants to relax and rest.

Oh, rest!

I can't think of doing that after reading this all week.

Listen to this.

"Sun-splashed days, alluring, enchanting nights,

and the ocean for your playground."

It's irresistible.

Thank you, I wrote that.

You did?

You have a wonderful talent for advertising copy.

There's a wonderful field out there.

While I'm on the ship, let's talk about it.

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Uh, well, I guess I should get back to my stateroom --

or first to my stateroom.

Nice to see you, merrill.

Hannah.

Bye.

Quite a whirlwind, huh?

Whirlwind?

I think we've just been hit by hurricane Hannah.

♪♪

[ Air horn blows ]

Attention, please.

Phone call for Gregory king.

Paging Mr. Gregory king.

Hello?

Still no answer at miss bradshaw's?

Okay, operator, I'll try again later.

Oh, this is terrible. Could I borrow your towel?

Normally, I wouldn't be this upset over a book,

but this was "murder in high heels,"

and I was three pages from the end.

These...three...pages.

Now I'll never know who did it.

Well, you're in luck.

I just finished reading that book last week.

I can tell you who murdered Agnes Baldwin

if you're really desperate.

I'm really desperate.

Shoe clerk did it.

Clobbered Agnes with one of her own gold pumps,

and then he hid the murder weapon in the display window.

Wow. What a great ending.

And what a nice beginning. Gregory king.

Dee Dee draper.

So, Dee Dee, when you're not solving crimes of passion,

what do you do in real life.

I-I go to school part-time.

I'm studying interior decorating.

Well, I hope you never have to deal with an apartment

as hopeless as mine.

Oh, come on. I'm sure your place can't be that bad.

Oh, you cannot imagine the stuff I've got in it.

Let me guess.

Hmm, you look like the type of man

who would have a wide-screen TV and a big aquarium

with one of those little crumbling castles in it.

And maybe an... An oak roll-top desk.

That's -- that's exactly what I have.

Who's teaching you decorating, the amazing Kreskin?

[ Laughs ] No.

You see, a good interior decorator

should be able to picture

exactly what her client would like.

Ah. Well, then you should also be able to picture

the kind of table i'd like to have at dinner tonight.

One that I can look across and see you.

Oh. [ Giggles ]

How sweet.

♪♪

Hi, mates.

Having my cpr class on the lido deck tomorrow at 3:00.

I expect you all to be there.

3:00? Oh, gopher, I don't know.

Yeah, can't you make it a little earlier?

Yeah, or a lot later.

Wait a minute! I'm trying to make a schedule here.

I'm gonna speak to doc.

Hi, everybody!

Oh, hi, Hannah.

Julie, have you started working on your advertising copy?

Not yet, but I will if you think I should.

Oh, I do. I do.

And, Vicki, are you creating anything for my boutique?

No, but I'll do my best.

How about a nice banana daiquiri?

No, I don't like banana daiquiris.

How about a Margarita.

Coming right up.

Isaac, you have very artistic hands.

Have you ever tried to sculpture?

No, but it's never too late.

Hello.

[ Whistles ]

The captain.

[ Whistling ]

Oh, merrill, it's a lovely day, isn't it?

[ Resumes whistling ]

Isaac, what's happening?

♪♪

What time do we get to the first port?

That's not until tomorrow, dad.

The idea of a cruise is to relax. Look at dwaine.

[ Scoffs ] If he were any more relaxed,

he'd be unconscious.

He should try tensing up and working for a change.

Like on the Channing deal.

Dad, I told you, I'm taking care of it on the phone.

Why don't I order us some drinks?

Drinks before sundown?

I never drank when I was doing business.

Well, maybe you ought to try it now.

At least then you'd have an excuse.

What is that supposed to mean?

I'll tell you what it's supposed to mean --

okay, you two.

End of round one. Go to your corners.

♪♪

A penny for your thoughts.

Well, I'm afraid I don't have change.

Then just start talking.

I'll tell you when you've said a dollar's worth.

I'm Hannah.

Kent.

Oh, I was, uh, thinking about business, real estate.

Well, my intuition tells me

you're not crazy about either one of them.

No, but that's what my father wants.

And you?

Well, I...Prefer music -- playing the piano.

So why aren't you playing the piano?

I know -- your father doesn't want you to.

I'll bet you this dollar we can do something about it.

Oh, yeah?

Well, not now, I'm afraid.

I have to bone up for my real-estate exam with my father.

♪♪

That's your father?

Yeah.

Well, so long.

Ye gods!

After all these years

[chuckles] Jarvis Holden.

♪♪

Oh, hi, Dee Dee.

Oh, hi, Julie. What do you think of this?

Mmm.

Exotic.

Yeah.

Dee Dee, I don't want to be too nosy,

but I was just curious about how you know that Meredith

wasn't gonna show up. Are you friends of hers?

Well, I wouldn't say we're friends,

but I do have lunch at her place every Monday alone.

[ Chuckles ] See, I clean her apartment once a week.

Oh! [ Chuckles ]

Well, what about Gregory king?

I have lunch at his place every Thursday.

You clean his apartment, too?

Uh-huh.

But he doesn't know I'm his maid.

You see, the agency sends me over with a key

when he's away at work.

[ Sighs ]

I think I just fell for him one day.

I was dusting his picture, and it was love at first sneeze.

[ Both laugh ]

But to him, you're just a polished floor,

a blue bathroom bowl, and the lingering scent of pine.

Yep, and, unfortunately, he's still in love

with that two-timing Meredith.

You know, she's off somewhere right now with another man,

and Gregory doesn't even have a clue.

Well, how did she get away with that?

Look, take it from her maid --

she's good at sweeping things under the rug.

Mm. Let's go take a walk on deck.

♪♪

This is the ship's detective.

Do you have a woman in there?

If not... I have one out here for you.

What's going on here?

Hannah?

Hannah, i-is it really you?

The very same.

How have you been, Jarvis?

Oh, fine! Fine!

Well, come on in!

Oh, let me take a look at you.

Oh, Hannah, it's been a long, long time.

How did you know where I was?

Your son. I was talking to him on the deck.

Kent?

Yes. Oh, he's such a fine young man, Jarvis.

Is your wife here?

No, I -- I'm a widower.

12 years now. And you?

Same status -- over 20 for me.

I-I never thought I'd ever see you again after...

After I left.

Well, you wanted to get a job and settle down,

and I wanted to keep going, follow our dream.

The only regret I had was giving up you.

♪♪

Do you still sing?

Once in a while for my own pleasure.

When I'm trying to help some young person get started.

You were always helping someone.

[ Chuckles ] Oh, helpful Hannah, that's me.

It's really very nice seeing you again, Jarvis.

You're going to be seeing a lot more of me.

This time, I won't let you get away that easily.

♪♪

Good evening, Jarvis.

Good evening, Hannah.

Kent.

Hi, Hannah.

I have found a piano where you can practice.

Hannah, please, Kent's going to be a businessman.

Don't encourage him about music.

Well, I wouldn't dream of it.

The crew lounge.

Well, you know, I just realized I'm not very hungry.

I think I'll just wander around the ship.

Somehow, I suspect your fine hand in this.

Now, you know, I never interfere with other people's lives.

You look lovely.

Thank you. So you do.

[ Chuckles ]

Men don't look lovely.

Attractive, maybe, or intelligent or interesting.

Pick any of the above. Or all of them.

[ Giggles ]

You know, when my girlfriend stood me up for this trip,

I thought I was going to be

spending most of my evenings alone in my cabin.

Thank you for inspiring me to put on my dinner jacket.

The pleasure is all mine, believe me.

Let's order some wine.

Okay.

What's your preference -- imported or domestic?

I hear domestics can't be beat.

All righty, I'll go for the domestic.

Hmm. I certainly hope so.

Hi, I'm sorry I'm late.

I was trying to reach old man Channing at home

to close the deal.

That's okay, honey.

Yeah, who cares that i'm about to pass out from hunger?

You complain when I'm working,

and you complain when i'm not working.

Aren't you ever satisfied?

Yes, I was once.

But since I handed the business over to you,

I feel like i'm getting the business.

Well, gopher, you all set for our cpr class tomorrow?

Yes, sir.

Good job. What time did you schedule it for?

-9:30. -2:00. -11:00.

Perhaps I was a bit hasty in my congratulations.

Well, actually, sir, the problem is

we can't seem to find a time when we can all meet.

I wanted to do it at 3:00,

but Julie couldn't make it then.

That's why we changed it to 2:00.

No, I said I couldn't make it at 2:00,

that's why we agreed on 11:00.

Well, that's funny, I thought it was 9:30.

Hold it, hold it. I'd like to make a suggestion.

6:00.

Well, that's a little close to dinner, isn't it?

Not if it's 6:00 in the morning.

[ All shout ]

6:00 in the morning?!

Gopher, this class was your idea,

and it was a very good one.

But if that's the only time we can have it,

that's when we'll have it.

I'll see you all on deck at 6:00 in the morning.

♪♪

Mm. This is just what I needed --

my beautiful wife in my arms,

and my father out of my hair.

Dwaine, don't be so hard on him.

Ever since your mother died, he's felt left out

like nobody needs him anymore.

Just try understanding him a little.

All right, all right.

He's got to understand me, too.

I've got a business to run, and I've gotta do it my way.

I know, but couldn't you make him feel involved,

listen to his advice sometimes?

He built the business, he must know something about it.

[ Sighs ] All right, I'll try.

[ Giggles ]

You know, Gregory, there's only one thing

that bothers me about dancing with you.

Suddenly, I can't remember ever dancing with anyone else.

I'll get us some champagne, and we can drink to that.

Okay.

♪♪

[ Piano playing ]

Oh, good!

You're all so busy! I like that. I'm delighted.

Isaac, what are you going to make?

Well, I'm trying to sculpt a horse's head,

but I'm not sure what to do.

It's simple, you just cut away everything

that doesn't look like a horse.

Guys!

Kent!

[ Sighs ] Hannah.

Look at all this creativity flowing.

Isn't it wonderful?

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will be dropping anchor soon in puerto vallarta.

We will we staying just long enough to pick up

a few more passengers, and then it's off to glorious acapulco.

[ Sighs ] Hello, I'm Meredith bradshaw.

I missed the ship in L.A.

I decided to come down and catch the rest of the cruise.

Well, I'm glad you could make it, miss bradshaw.

Uh, you are in, uhh... Aloha 240.

Thank you.

Can you tell me what room Gregory king is in?

Yeah, sure.

Uhh...he's right next door in 242.

Does he know you're coming?

No, no, no, but it won't take long.

He'll know I'm here.

♪♪

[ Knock at door ]

Come in.

Hi, dad.

Oh, hi, son. How about a little snack?

I'll call room service.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not hungry. Thank you.

I, uh...I just came in to say good night and to...

Well, to apologize for the way I've been behaving.

I've been a little bit on the edge, lately.

Son, I understand.

You're acting exactly the way I used to

when I had a big deal cooking.

[ Scoffs ]

Boy, I had business on my mind 24 hours a day.

I'll never forget, during our honeymoon,

I took your mother to see "gone with the wind"

at radio city music hall.

While she was enjoying the movie,

I was inspecting the theater's plumbing.

[ Laughs ]

Dad, I want you to know that we're really glad

that you're with us on this trip.

So am I.

I don't know how to tell you this,

but I was saving this as a surprise to tell you tomorrow.

But I might as well tell you know.

Old man Channing called,

and they couldn't find you, so I took it.

Easiest deal I ever made.

150,000 or nothing, I said, and he jumped at it.

Dad, that is crazy! I can't possibly do it for that!

I don't understand. I-I thought you'd be grateful.

Grateful?!

Mm.

The job is gonna cost twice as much as it did last week.

Now, thanks to you, I am gonna lose a fortune.

♪♪

You know, Gregory,

this has been the kind of night I've always wished for.

Well, just keep making those wishes.

I sure like what happens when they come true.

Gregory?

Meredith?!

You? What are you doing here?

Isn't this cozy?

When you found out I couldn't come on the cruise,

you decided to come anyway, and you brought your maid.

Maid?

Don't act so innocent, Gregory.

You're my maid?

Well...yes, but...

And to think I recommended her to you.

You better have some great explanation, Gregory.

Well, while we're giving out explanations,

maybe you can tell me why you stood me up.

I didn't stand you up.

Something came up, I couldn't make it.

I wrote you a note.

Well, I never got a note.

I don't see how that's possible.

I wrote it out, and I drove it over to your apartment,

and then I handed it to your...

...maid.

[ Sighs ]

It's all so clear to me now.

She obviously wanted to break us up

so that she could have you.

That's why she didn't give you the note.

Dee Dee?

Why can't anything ever go right for me?

Gregory, I think this is one mess

we should straighten without the maid.

♪♪

Hannah, I want to talk to you.

Don't be such an old grouch, Jarvis.

I'm sorry about finding that piano for Kent.

Are you really?

No.

He's very talented, Jarvis, like you were.

And he could struggle like I did.

Oh, but he'd have a wonderful time trying.

Seeing him at the piano reminded me of us

the first time we met.

Remember?

Yes.

Gates theatre, Monday night.

Amateur night.

[ Both chuckle ]

I'll say. My first time on stage.

[ Laughs ] And there I was, playing the piano

in that tacky, little three-piece band in the pit.

[ Laughs ]

Oh.

You were sensational.

So sensational.

But when I came back to take the bows,

and those bright lights hit me, I flipped right into the pit.

And right into my lap.

Do you remember the song?

Oh, I certainly do.

♪ The night is young ♪

♪ the skies are clear ♪

♪ and if you want to go walking, dear ♪

♪ it's delightful ♪

♪ it's delicious ♪

♪ it's De-lovely ♪

♪ I understand the reason why ♪

♪ you're sentimental 'cause So am I ♪

♪ it's delightful ♪

♪ it's delicious ♪

♪ it's De-lovely ♪

♪ you can tell at a glance ♪

♪ what a swell night this is for romance ♪

♪ you can hear dear mother nature murmuring low ♪

♪ "let yourself go" ♪

♪ so please be sweet, my chickadee ♪

♪ and when I walk with you, say to me ♪

♪ it's delightful ♪

♪ it's delicious ♪

♪ it's delectable ♪

♪ it's delirious ♪

♪ it's dilemma ♪

♪ it's delimit ♪

♪ it's deluxe ♪

♪ it's De-lovely ♪

♪ it's De-lovely ♪

♪ it's De-lovely ♪

♪ it's De end ♪

[ Both laugh ]

♪♪

Good morning!

Good morning, sir.

Well, I see you're all here.

Let's give our full attention to this cpr class.

It's very important to know.

All right, gopher, go ahead. You're in charge.

Thank you, sir.

All right, class, cpr or cardio pulmonary resuscitation,

is a method for sustaining heartbeat and breathing

until emergency help arrives, okay?

When do you use cpr?

Good question.

Heart attacks, drowning, or choking

are times when cpr might be needed.

Well, how do you do it?

I'm gonna show you that right now.

Doc, if I leave anything out, just let me know, okay?

You're doing fine, goph.

All right, now since the regular cpr dummy is on order,

we're going to practice on old esmerelda, here.

First thing you do when you see somebody lying unconscious

is to get somebody else to contact the paramedics.

Then you gently tilt the head back, listen for breathing.

If there is no breathing, give four quick breaths.

[ Blowing ]

Then check the pulse right here.

If there is no pulse,

then you administer the chest compressions, like so.

Pbht!!

I think I should have checked this victim for leaks.

Uh, class dismissed, I guess.

Wait a minute, gopher, you got us up

at 6:00 in the morning for nothing?

Well, I'm sorry, but here's no dummy.

Yes, there is.

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen, a fabulous breakfast buffet

is now being served in the coral dining room.

Come join us, won't you?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Clears throat ]

The captain!

Hannah, you're turning my ship upside down.

Oh, I'm sorry, merrill.

Sometimes I just get carried away.

I'll try to stop.

Please do.

But do you know that old saying --

"regardless of the circumstances surrounding him,

man's creativity will always come to the fore."

Who said that?

Well, I did.

[ Chuckles ] You're incorrigible.

Hannah!

Oh, ja-- i-i-i w-was expecting you.

Kent has decided to give up business completely

and concentrate on music.

Well, that's not bad. He's very young.

He's still young enough to be impressionable.

Now stay away from him, Hannah,

or there's no chance of you and me ever being together.

♪♪

Ugg.

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to acapulco,

the Jewel of the Mexican riviera.

Today, enjoy sightseeing, lazing on the beach,

or lunching at a quaint seaside cafe,

then tonight, join our exciting night-club tour.

You'll love acapulco after dark.

See you there.

Hi, kids.

Hi.

You look beautiful this morning.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Look, son, I'm sorry I got involved

with your business last night.

It's okay. There'll be other deals.

Look, why don't we forget about the whole thing

and go into acapulco and have a wonderful time?

How about it, huh?

Fine, but if I were you, son,

I'd call and take one more shot

at that Channing deal before I went.

Yeah, but you're not me, dad.

Look, the deal is over.

It's my business, and I'm running the show.

Your business.

Why do you think they call it fenley's fine plumbing.

They're gonna be calling it "bankrupt" pretty soon

if you keep sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong.

You're out of touch.

Out of touch.

How do you like that?

40 years in the business and now I'm out of touch.

Dad, look, all I am asking you to do

is please leave me alone

and let me run the business the way I know how!

Okay! Okay, have it your way!

I came here to apologize, and I did it.

Now, I'm gonna have fun in acapulco even if it kills me.

Coming, Lilly?

I'll be right there, dad.

How could you talk to your father like that?

Whose side are you one anyway?

After the way you just treated him,

I'll have to think about it for a while.

If you want me, I'll be in acapulco with your father.

[ Knock at door ]

Come in.

That's funny -- I don't recall requesting maid service.

I want to talk to you about Gregory.

I don't think you really love him.

Oh, good lord.

I hope this isn't gonna turn into one of those scenes

where you plead with me to release him

to your more deserving arms.

Well, you don't, do you?

Gregory? Of course I love him.

What makes you think I don't?

Well...richard mapes.

So, uh, when you dust my apartment,

you dust for fingerprints?

Well, you haven't exactly been discrete.

There are things you can hide from your boyfriend

that you can't hide from your maid.

[ Sighs ] Okay, I admit it, I go out with Richard.

He's sweet. He likes to buy me nice things.

We were gonna go to Aspen this weekend,

but we had a little argument.

So, you just thought you'd take advantage

of the rest of this cruise?

Is there anything wrong with that?

Yes, you're also taking advantage of Gregory.

You don't really love him.

He's convenient for you.

So, what?

And if you're thinking of telling Gregory about Richard,

think again.

Who's gonna believe a servant

who can't even dust without stealing messages?

♪♪

[ Door opens, shuts ]

[ Piano playing chopin ]

[ Playing stops ]

Oh, don't stop.

It's lovely.

[ Playing resumes ]

[ Playing stops ]

Kent, did you know that your father played the piano --

both classical and jazz?

My dad?

Mm-hmm, and I sang with him.

I know it's not right to change the keys on chopin,

but if you could play it in "a flat,"

I'll show you how we used to do it.

All right.

[ Playing resumes ]

♪ La, da, da, Dee ♪

♪ la, da, da, Dee ♪

♪ Dee, Dee ♪

♪ la, da, da, Dee ♪

♪ la, da, da, Dee ♪

♪ Dee, Dee ♪

♪ la, da, da, da, da, Dee, Dee ♪

♪ Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee ♪

[ Playing switches to jazz ]

♪ Dee, Dee, da, Dee, da-da, Dee ♪

♪ da-Dee, la-da-Dee ♪

♪ da-Dee, la-da-Dee ♪

♪ dit, da-Dee, da-Dee da, Dee-dit, Dee ♪

♪ da-Dee, da-Dee, da-deedle, deedle, deedle, ♪

♪ dit, dit, dit, da-deedle ♪

♪ dit, da-deedle, da-deedle ♪

♪ da, da, Dee, Dee, Dee ♪

♪ waaay down ♪

♪ upon the river, the swanee river ♪

♪ waaay down ♪

♪ upon the river, swanee river ♪

♪ way down ♪

♪ way down ♪

♪ rit, Dee, Dee, da-deedle, Dee, Dee ♪

♪ da, da, da, Dee, Dee, Dee ♪

♪ da, deeeeeeee ♪

Uh!

[ Playing stops ]

Your father.

Is this what you consider staying away from Kent?

But I thought he would get a kick out of chopin

the way we used to do it.

Kent, you're coming with me.

No, I'm not.

♪♪

[ Plays somberly ]

♪♪

Hi.

Oh, gopher!

Gopher, you seen doc?!

He's still in town getting supplies, why?

Well, one of the passengers is very sick --

Mr. Fenley in room 52.

Oh, uh, all right, Vicki,

what you do is you go and get doc.

Now, he's probably in the main Plaza.

Go get him, fast!

Mr. Fenley!

Mr. Fenley!

All right, straighten him out.

Straighten him out and check to see if he's breathing.

All right.

[ Blowing ]

All right, no pulse, okay.

All right, here we go.

And one, and two, and three,

and four, and five.

I understand you have a cable for me.

Oh, yes, miss bradshaw.

Thanks. There you go.

Thank you.

Oh!

Oh, thank you! Thank you!

You have made me the happiest girl on this ship.

Oh!

♪♪

[ Monitor beeping ]

Oh, if you'd wanted

to spend the rest of your vacation in bed,

you just should have told me.

You sure gave us a bit of a scare.

I can't believe it -- a heart attack.

I think somebody somewhere

could be telling you to take it easy.

Well, he didn't have to shout, did he?

Dad, listen, i-I'm sorry about everything.

There's nothing to be sorry about.

Dwaine, I just want you to know that I love you.

That's the first time you've ever said that to me.

Maybe.

But it won't be the last.

♪♪

[ Sighs ] I want you to get some rest.

Yeah, you get some rest. We'll be outside if you need us.

Okay.

Mrs. Fenley, I've arranged to have your husband

taken to acapulco memorial hospital.

He'll receive excellent care there.

Thank you, Dr. Bricker, for everything.

Oh, assistant purser Smith

is the one you should be thanking.

If it weren't for his fast action and his cpr, well...

[ Sighs ] Thank you, gopher.

Thank you, son.

You're welcome, sir. I'm glad I could help.

We're very proud of you, gopher.

Thank you, sir.

♪♪

[ Knock at door ]

Come in.

Oh. Hello, Gregory.

Well, you all ready for the big night in acapulco?

I'm not going into acapulco with you.

Why not?

I don't know the best way to say this,

so I'm just gonna come out with it.

It's -- it's over between us.

It's over? Why?

Because another man has proposed marriage to me,

and I'm going to accept.

[ Knock at door ]

That must be him now.

Now, Gregory, I want you to be a gentleman about this.

I'm gonna open the door,

and I'm gonna introduce you as a friend.

I want you to shake his hand, and then go --

out of my cabin and out of my life.

Do you understand?

Come in, darling!

[ Voice breaking ] Um, I'm sorry, Meredith, but...

Darling isn't coming.

What are you talking about?

See...

I was the one who wrote that cable from Richard.

I know it was an awful thing to do,

and I'm really sorry if I hurt you.

I don't suppose your invitation to acapulco is still open?

Sure, it is.

[ Sighs ]

But not to you.

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen,

we hope you enjoyed your stay in acapulco.

Now enjoy a starry Mexican night

as we invite you to our moonlight dance

on the lido deck.

Dee Dee?

I'm sorry that I was so rude to you this morning.

It's okay. I don't blame you.

After what I did, I would have been rude to me, too.

Why didn't you give me Meredith's note

telling me she wouldn't make the cruise?

Um..i...i wanted the chance to meet you.

And I-I knew that if you found out Meredith wasn't going,

you would have canceled your plans.

Yeah.

Little did I know why she wasn't going.

I only did it to protect you, Gregory.

Well...that's not the only reason.

I also did it because...

...well...because I'm -- I'm in love with you.

You are?

Oh, boy. I'm sorry I fired you now.

But, you know, if I were still your employer,

the first instruction I would give you...

Put your arms around me and kiss me.

Um...maid Dee Dee reporting for duty, sir.

♪♪

Hello, Jarvis.

Kent left the ship.

Jarvis?

He's going to be a pianist.

You should be very proud of yourself.

Jarvis, all he wanted was a chance at his dream.

Well, you gave him that.

No, I didn't.

I only tried to help him find it.

Only you can give it to him.

Kent needs your love and support.

He doesn't need it any longer.

Yes, I do.

I thought you were leaving.

Well, I... I was, but, uh...

Hannah talked me out of it.

I told him that his music is very important.

But right now, his father is more important.

Jarvis, you stubborn mule.

Go hug him.

I love you, son... No matter what you choose to do.

That's, uh... All I ever wanted.

I'll see you in the cabin.

But what about us, Hannah? Can we hug?

You're a stubborn man, Jarvis.

I know. Maybe I can change.

But what about you

and your need to help everyone on the face of the earth?

Jarvis?

Yes?

I'll never change...

...but I'll take a hug.

[ Both chuckle ]

♪♪

Bye-bye.

Oh, Dee Dee, looks like the maid

really cleaned up this time, huh?

Thanks for everything, Julie.

You know, things turned out so well,

I'm even making a job change.

Don't tell me you're turning in your apron.

Well, not exactly.

From now on, this maid's going to be strictly live-in.

Oh! Well!

Bye-bye.

I plan on seeing a lot of you in San Francisco, Hannah.

Oh, I look forward to that, Jarvis.

Well, dad and I agreed

that I'd be going to the conservatory of music

during the day and business school at night.

Well, since you're pursing business and music,

I'm going to whip up a combination

of desk and piano for you.

Bye.

[ Sighs ]

Hi, guys.

Julie.

Well, now that we're all together,

I want Adam to read this cable from the fenley.

Okay.

"Dwaine is doing fine.

You'll never know what Mr. Smith's fast thinking

has meant to us.

He didn't save one life, he saved three.

God bless you."

Can I keep that?

Sure.

I think we all owe a debt of gratitude to purser Smith.

Sir, do you realize in the six years

that I've worked for you, I've never made that mistake.

You just called me purser Smith

instead of assistant purser Smith.

Gopher, after all this time, you know I never make a mistake.

You mean...

Congratulations, goph!

-Hey, gopher! -Right on, man! -All right.

I don't know what to say. I'm in shock, I...

Listen, it's just lucky you guys know cpr.

[ Laughter ]

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