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What is a Juggalo?
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Is a Juggalo a diehard superfan
of Insane Clown Posse,
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greatest duo in
horrorcore rap music?
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Sure.
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But that's just the tip
of the fuckin' iceberg.
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We freaks, weirdos, outlaws,
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derelicts, outcasts,
unwanted, unloved, forgotten.
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We are Juggalos.
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And we are family.
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Our hearts are covered
in clown paint, y'all.
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And that shit ain't
never washin' off.
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Mr. Macintosh,
today's the day.
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I don't wanna see
you back here, okay?
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Oh shit. What up, Faith?
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I'm feelin' that beat, Trey.
You ready?
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Fuckin' A, homie.
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Been ready.
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Powers that be never gave
a chance to people like us.
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We scary to them.
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Land of the greed.
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Home of the sheep.
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One wine-flavored Black & Mild.
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One novelty necklace.
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Yeah, that's my shit.
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Sign here.
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Why do Juggalos
paint our faces like clowns?
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Maybe it's to mock
society's mask.
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I ain't never
wearin' orange again.
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It's a bullshit color anyway.
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I want a copy of your
Diabolical Deadbeats demo.
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The name sounds dumb as shit
when I hear it out loud.
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Damn.
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Well, I still wanna hear it.
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Thanks for
lookin' out for me, Faith.
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Ninjas gotta stick together.
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Stay gold, Trey.
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Whoop, whoop.
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The Gathering of the Juggalos
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is our Shangri-La.
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For one weekend a year
we can let go,
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live among our own,
and get fucked up proper.
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But the rest of
the year, we gotta survive
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among the society
that rejects us.
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One fucka-sippi,
two fucka-sippi,
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three fucka-sippi.
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You cut me?
I bleed clown paint.
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Whoop, whoop.
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Okay, Meemaw, time to
make haste with the waste.
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What you wanna eat for dinner?
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We got... Beef Garden Vegetable
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or Chicken Itty-bitty Noodle.
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Chicken?
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A dignified choice, madame.
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Yum yum!
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All right, Meemaw. I'm out.
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Janice gonna come over
in, like, a hour.
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Make sure you're not
fucked up and shit, okay?
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Love you, Meemaw.
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We hustlers with hearts of gold.
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We down-ass homies.
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We down with the clown
'til we dead in the ground.
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Show me your butthole!
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- Whoop, whoop!
- Whoop, whoop!
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Put that shit away!
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Don't be such
a wet fart, come here.
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Fuck is wrong with you, man?
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You complete me.
Missed you, homie.
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Are you getting hard right now?
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Get the fuck off me!
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Where are my keys at?
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I took good care of her for you.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, shit!
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We are down with the clown
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'til we dead in the ground.
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Hot box that grave, big bro.
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- From ashes
- to smashes.
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I could really use some
advice right now, Mike.
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You could ask me for advice.
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You ain't got the sense
your brother did, ninja.
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I do... prefer nonsense.
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Listen, homie...
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I don't think I
should go this year.
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Ninja, what!?
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You got no idea what
it's like in there, man.
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I'm on my third
fuckin' strike now.
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Mike, I am sorry
you gotta listen to
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this juffalo talk like this.
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I gotta grow up, dude.
Be a real fuckin' man.
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What about your Juggalo fam?
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Scottie D, Jimmy Soda, Mankini?
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Butthole Ben?
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You wanna disappoint
Butthole Ben?
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I mean, no, I love Butthole Ben.
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Well, this shit
you're talkin' right now
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is very fuckin' stale.
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I can't keep wildin' out
like we're kids, Silas.
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That's what got me locked up
in the first fuckin' place.
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Homie, I know I'm the
reason you got locked up.
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And...
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I'm mad bummed about that.
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That frat boy had it comin'.
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But I ain't even thought
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I would ever hear you say
this shit.
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Trey, you know the Gathering
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is the only place I feel
comfortable being myself.
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It's where we belong.
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If I go, it's gotta
be different this year.
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No stealin' golf carts.
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No tippin' over porta-potties.
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No trickin' ninjas into
picking up poop dollars.
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No butt chugging.
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Butt chugging ain't illegal!
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Si, I'm fuckin' serious, man.
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You gotta promise to
not fuck my shit up.
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Promise me.
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The carnival provides.
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Yo, why you take the off-ramp?
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Why take the same old road?
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Trying to turn over a new leaf
and shit, remember?
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Yeah, but Pearlington sucks ass.
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Yeah, well, someone forgot
to fill up the wagon
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and I want to eat something
that ain't fuckin' prison food.
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You know Scarecrow
live out here, right?
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Dude practically
runs this joint.
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I do not wanna see that psycho.
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We'll make it quick, yeah?
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Aight.
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Yo, you got any gas money?
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Fuckin' totally assed out.
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Don't worry about it.
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I've been sellin' my roids
to this gay bodybuilders
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and I cashed Meemaw's Social
Security check, so we good.
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Meemaw! Fuck, I miss her, man.
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She doin' aight?
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I mean she's a vegetable.
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She fine, she's just
like a poop machine, you know?
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Still gonna take butthole pics
for her though, right?
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She ain't dead yet!
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Juggalo family just hits
different than blood family.
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A lot of us ain't
welcome with our own kin.
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But our Juggalo family?
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That shit.
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That shit is unconditional.
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Thanks!
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Don't forget
the Rockin' Raspberry.
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No, I won't.
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Also the Passion Fruit Pear.
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What am I, an asshole?
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Jesus...
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Also the Sun Surge!
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Think I never bought
Juggalo Juice before, goddamn!
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Fuckin' goofus.
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Oh, what, what?
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Sup?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Shit...
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Ooh!
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Oh, uh, give me a Blind Pelican
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and 10 bucks on
pump one, old timer.
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That's a lot of sodie pop.
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It ain't just soda, homie.
That's Juggalo fuel.
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You, uh, make a lot of money in
that line of work, do you, son?
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Not "gigolo", man, "Juggalo."
You know Insane Clown Posse?
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Uh-huh.
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We're on our way to
Ohio for the Gathering.
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The Gathering of the Juggalos.
Kind of a music festival.
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More like a fuckin'
religious pilgrimage.
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The only posse I know in Ohio
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wouldn't take too
kindly to no gigolos.
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Guess you ain't down
with the clown, then, huh?
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I loathe clowns.
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They scare me.
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On my ninth birthday party...
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I caught a clown...
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having sexual relations
with my momma.
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What the fuck?
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I still can't eat
salt water taffy.
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Yeah, fuck Taffy.
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I gotta split, man.
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Keep the change, amigo.
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Son...
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never trust a painted face.
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Shit, I only trust
a painted face.
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Ring-a-ding!
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At the Gathering,
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you will hear complete strangers
tellin' each other "I love you."
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They may have never met.
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But, if you're a Juggalo,
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then you're fuckin' family.
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All right, man, so I've got
a serious question for you.
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When are you gonna play me
that finished fuckin' demo?
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Oh, shit!
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Homie, I thought
you'd never ask!
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Let's get that shit going, man.
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Hear that fresh Diabolical.
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That say dick pics for days?
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Yeah.
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You fucked up.
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- Listen up.
- Yeah?
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Oh man, fuckin' dope
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how you distorted
those vocals there?
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And that flow, man? Fuck.
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Damn, homie!
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You put in work while
I was in the big house, huh?
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Shit sound fucking good!
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Thank you, homie.
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Fuckin' fresh, no doubt.
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00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,992
You know what's
not fresh, though?
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"Diabolical Deadbeats."
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We need something
fresh to death.
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We need a angle, like
them old wrestlers had.
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And I need some
street cred, yo, because
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you about to be jugga-famous,
but I ain't shit.
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Aight, Copernicus,
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where you gonna find
street cred?
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Oh, you don't find it.
It finds fuckin' you.
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Juggalo fam is ride or die.
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No matter what
kind of shit goes down.
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I been baptized in soda pop.
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It's gonna be called
Toxic Trey's Ice Cream Posse.
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And it's gonna be
custom Juggalo ice cream.
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Hm?
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00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:09,435
Hey, you wanna try some of this
Colonel Silas' Secret Recipe?
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Bro, you get caught with
that shit, I'm fuckin' bailin'.
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Did you hear anything
I fuckin' said?
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I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.
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Don't mock my cream dream, man.
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Homie, what you want from me?
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I'm out here
trying to be a rap god
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and you, you wanna
hang it all up
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to be like the goddamn
Good Humor homie?
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I just thought
I'd tell you, man.
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After the Gathering?
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Converting the Hatchet Wagon
to an ice cream truck.
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Already made
the down payment, so...
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Fuck my hairy butthole,
you're serious.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hello?
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Yeah, this Silasshole.
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Oh, we are on our way.
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Are you serious?
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Oh yeah. No, that'd be...
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Uh, we ain't got a name yet.
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00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,791
Uh, TBD. Is that like ICP?
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Oh, okay. Sound check.
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Saturday?
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Yo, there ain't nothin' that
can keep us from being there!
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Thank you, fam.
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No, thank the fuck you.
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Much clown love!
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Whoop, whoop!
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The fuck was that?
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00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,548
Ah, just a little someone
from the Gathering.
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00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,115
What!?
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They had a cancellation.
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We're gonna perform, mothafucka,
258
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:29,123
on the Clown Drip Stage
at the Gathering on Saturday.
259
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,559
What the fuck are
you talkin' about?
260
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,910
I submitted our demo
and now we are performing.
261
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,566
The carnival provides, Trey.
262
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,655
Holy fuck.
263
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,353
Holy fuck!
264
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,181
Wait, yo, yo...
265
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,660
You don't rap in public, though.
266
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,576
I've seen you.
You fuckin' choke like a joke.
267
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,970
Not no more, man.
I've been practicing.
268
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,494
Believe that when I see it.
269
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,670
Well, believe this ninja.
270
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,283
Mm!
271
00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,458
Si, what the fuck?
272
00:19:58,459 --> 00:19:59,762
Yo, 'scuse me!
273
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,634
Si, what the fuck?
274
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:33,841
Yeah!
275
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,627
Did you want me to,
uh, box that up?
276
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,586
Man, I didn't
even finish my bird!
277
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,935
This is a family establishment.
278
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,720
Suck my dick, you
mark-ass buster!
279
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,680
Everything was
delicious, thank you.
280
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,944
Yo!
281
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,075
Fuckin' proud of you, man.
282
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,947
You got mad huevos!
283
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,950
- Let's go, ninja!
- Whoa!
284
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,648
Fuck!
285
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:02,390
Motherfucker! Look at
my fucking shirt, man.
286
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,565
Oh, sorry...
287
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,568
Don't fuckin'
touch me, you freak.
288
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,091
Oh shit.
289
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,876
Milkshake's fuckin' garbage now.
290
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,444
Well, I said I'm
fuckin' sorry, didn't I?
291
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,707
You're gonna regret running
into me, you fuckin' mutt.
292
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,882
What the fuck did you call me?
293
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,100
You wanna get physical, huh?
294
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,624
Let's fucking go, huh? Huh?
295
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,582
No, no, no...
296
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:21,888
It's, it's cool.
297
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,193
My brother didn't mean nothin'.
298
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,891
He's just a floob.
299
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:28,677
Yo, that's the fuckin' law, man.
300
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:32,246
Let's make like
a tree and get the fuck.
301
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,813
My bad, bro.
302
00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,858
That's right,
be respectful of the gentleman
303
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,731
and his expensive shirt.
304
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,701
The fuck...
305
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,498
Man...
306
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,631
I will always hate fucking cops.
307
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:12,068
It's like a law of the universe.
308
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,635
Glad you checked me, homie.
309
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,245
About to fuck that chicken up!
310
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:16,943
I got you, fam.
311
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,292
What the fuck?
312
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,554
Stop!
313
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,034
Help! Help!
314
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,915
- Go, go, go!
- Eat your fuckin' chicken fingers
315
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,962
Where you at?
316
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,922
What the fuck was that?
Should we do something?
317
00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:43,273
Dude, we ridin' so dirty,
we're Pigpen!
318
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,972
You want to go to
fucking jail again?
319
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,452
I mean, when you
put it like that...
320
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:50,455
Look, let's just
play another track,
321
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:52,022
forget this shit.
322
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,720
This one's called Clown Sex.
323
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:57,200
Okay!
324
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,116
Okay.
325
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,989
Ooh!
326
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,688
Damn, homie,
this beat is mad sexual!
327
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,822
Uh!
328
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,217
I tell you a year in lockup,
329
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:15,741
shit will make you horny
as fuck.
330
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,264
Shit's all backed up.
331
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,179
I feel like fuckin'
superglue with no lid,
332
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,181
know what I mean?
333
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:21,790
Hey, but now you
all jugga-famous
334
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,183
'cause of that shit
with Scarecrow,
335
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:24,532
it's gonna be mad easy for you
336
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:25,707
to get the skins
at the Gathering.
337
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,796
Bro, at this point?
338
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:30,233
You put a pair of fake tits
up on the telephone pole,
339
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,236
I'mma go Woody Woodpecker
on that bitch.
340
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,543
There ain't nothin'
better than some sweaty,
341
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:39,983
stinky fuckin' tent
sex at the Gathering.
342
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,465
Uh, smell like that shit mud
343
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,858
from the Gathering of the Mudalos.
344
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,208
Remember that shit?
345
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,340
What was the name of the
Jugalette you smashed that year?
346
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,560
Ah, Psychosis, bro!
347
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,257
Yeah, Psychosis!
348
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,695
Yo, she was wifey material,
though. For real.
349
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:59,001
Man, that year fuckin' sucked.
350
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,350
I don't know about all that.
351
00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,570
It did smell like
the devil's anus.
352
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:05,399
But I smashed and I made enough
cheddar to get my surgery,
353
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,185
so silver linings playbook.
354
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:10,709
Only a true
wicked clown like you
355
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:13,407
would let ninjas staple
money all over their body.
356
00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:15,627
Shit, man, I'd do it again!
357
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:17,759
And I made bank when
I convinced those juffalos
358
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,806
that I could get Deviant Dan to
cut his nipples off.
359
00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,547
- That was you?
- Well, here's the thing.
360
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,984
He was plannin' on
doing it already, so...
361
00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:27,117
easy money!
362
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:32,774
Oh, earnin' and burnin'!
363
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:36,083
Carnival provides, yo.
364
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,267
The Gathering.
365
00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:48,877
It's like adult summer camp
366
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:51,750
where all the counselors
huff nitrous.
367
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,448
Lifelong friends are made.
368
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,188
Babies are conceived.
369
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:57,060
Couples get married.
370
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,105
And all are invited
371
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:02,196
to openly shit in garbage cans.
372
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,073
You know, God...
373
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:12,727
is a Juggalo.
374
00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:15,643
This Dark Carnival
shit is for real.
375
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:20,126
I think I'm starting to
see the light, Father Silas.
376
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,910
It's like Meemaw always said,
377
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,435
"It's always darkest
before the dawn."
378
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:28,526
What the... bro,
that cop is tailin' us.
379
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,918
Nah!
380
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:33,052
You just 'noid 'cause
you just out the hoosegow.
381
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,228
He's pullin' me over.
382
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,099
What the fuck?
383
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,448
Fuck, fuck!
384
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:39,754
You were goin' the speed limit.
385
00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,016
What the fuck?
386
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,148
I'm goin' back to goddamn jail.
387
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,410
Fuck me in the ass!
388
00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:44,977
Trey, you're not
going back to jail.
389
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,458
I'm not about to let nothing get
between us and the Gathering.
390
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:52,375
We are road warriors, bro.
Let me handle this.
391
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,247
Please don't do
anything fuckin' stupid, okay?
392
00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:55,509
Stupid!?
393
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:57,511
You're the one who
almost punched a sheriff!
394
00:25:57,512 --> 00:26:01,123
Your conflict resolution
skills are lacking, bro!
395
00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:03,169
Violence has to be plan B.
396
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,040
Yeah, what the fuck is plan A?
397
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:06,389
Treat him like a bully.
398
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:07,609
Show 'em who's alpha.
399
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,219
Confuse their dumb white asses.
400
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:13,093
Man, that's a stupid,
stupid fucking plan.
401
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,491
What's the
problem, Officer... R. Cox?
402
00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:25,495
Where you boys headed?
403
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:28,237
Church.
We're going to Sunday school.
404
00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:30,152
It's Thursday,
405
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,633
and I was speaking
to the driver.
406
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:35,855
License and
registration, please.
407
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:40,163
Psst, shut the fuck up, dude.
408
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,124
Can you tell me what
I did wrong, Officer?
409
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:51,609
Smells fragrant.
410
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,088
What y'all been smokin'?
411
00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,699
That's just incense.
412
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:58,660
It's for his anxiety.
413
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:01,968
Who else knows you're out here?
414
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:05,666
My sound cloud followers.
My meemaw.
415
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:09,149
That's a weird
question, Officer.
416
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,805
Why don't we, uh, see
what y'all have in the back?
417
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:16,155
Uh, I don't think you
can do that, Officer.
418
00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:18,244
Don't you need,
like, a warrant, right?
419
00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,246
I have probable cause.
420
00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,378
You see, this vehicle
reeks of marijuana.
421
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:25,252
Further, it is littered
with gang paraphernalia.
422
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:27,210
What gang?
423
00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:31,126
Juggalos, right?
424
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:33,999
FBI classified
Juggalos as a gang.
425
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,348
Nah, we squashed that shit.
426
00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:38,569
The clowns sued the FBI.
Get with the now.
427
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:41,528
The actions of a few do
not define us all, my brother.
428
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:43,399
It's like saying
all Germans are Nazis.
429
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,707
Yeah, or all cops are cocks!
430
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,839
Get the fuck out of the vehicle.
431
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,362
Whoa!
432
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:52,671
Welcome to
Mississippi... dickheads.
433
00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:55,542
Fuck...
434
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,327
Let's don't make the news, okay?
435
00:27:58,894 --> 00:28:00,504
- Okay?
- Okay.
436
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,682
Open up the back of this thing.
437
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,162
Let's see.
438
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,441
Open it.
439
00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:35,103
Ohhhkay.
440
00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:38,759
Uh, all that shit is intended
for my own personal use.
441
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,457
It's my vitamins and shit.
442
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,723
That is an impressive collection.
443
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,596
Looks like, uh,
30 years to life to me.
444
00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:55,951
Hope you aren't
a repeat offender.
445
00:28:57,170 --> 00:29:00,869
'Cause if so, you gonna
be in for a world of shit.
446
00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,003
That's right.
447
00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:08,789
Boys at county gonna
have a lot of fun with you.
448
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,836
You fuckin' freak.
449
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:15,448
And it's not even mine!
450
00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:17,624
You know, transporting narcotics
451
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,061
across state lines
is trafficking...
452
00:29:20,062 --> 00:29:22,848
and a federal crime.
453
00:29:32,031 --> 00:29:33,161
Oh!
454
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:34,380
What are you doin', man?
455
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,164
Silas, what the fuck!?
456
00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:38,863
Are you fucking crazy!?
457
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,779
Si, you're gonna kill him, man!
458
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:44,826
What happened to plan A?
459
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:47,916
Silas, what the fuck?
460
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,486
No, no, no! Don't!
461
00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:54,574
Don't, man.
462
00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:57,316
Enjoy the Shadowside... porky!
463
00:29:57,317 --> 00:30:00,363
Silas, no! Don't shoot!
464
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:05,498
Get the fuck over here!
Let's get the fuck outta here!
465
00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,588
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
466
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,124
You just punched my ticket
back to prison, you fuck!
467
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,431
"It's not even mine"?
Narc!
468
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,607
Man, I don't get you.
469
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,042
You just did a year for my ass
470
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,565
and now you about
to sell me out?
471
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:32,351
I ain't gonna do a bid
over some dumb shit, Silas!
472
00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:34,222
The year I did was 'cause
I was protecting you, man!
473
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:35,745
You were protecting me?
Yeah, right.
474
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,357
What the fuck did you say?
475
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,622
What are we gonna do, Silas?
476
00:30:42,623 --> 00:30:45,712
We hightail it to the Gathering.
477
00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:46,974
Fuck that, man.
478
00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:48,976
We'll be smelling
bacon the whole way.
479
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:50,543
Van ain't exactly low profile.
480
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,762
Homie, I just gave
that blue boy enough acid
481
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,504
to make him think
he is an orange.
482
00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:56,723
Acid?
483
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:59,160
It's not for
splittin' wigs, Trey!
484
00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:01,641
It's for expanding minds.
485
00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:05,080
I'm gonna sell some of this
MKUltra at the Gathering.
486
00:31:05,428 --> 00:31:07,560
Do you have any idea what
they'll do to you in prison?
487
00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:09,147
Don't worry.
You'll be there to protect me.
488
00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,042
Stop acting so hard, man.
489
00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,218
I've seen you
piss the bed recently.
490
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,046
One time!
491
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,308
Fuck.
492
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,006
We gotta get off
the fuckin' road, man.
493
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,268
Lay low for a minute.
494
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:21,966
You know Scarecrow's
not too far from here, right?
495
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,532
Scarecrow!?
496
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:24,838
What the fuck, man?
497
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:26,144
You trying to get me
fucking killed now?
498
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:27,449
The ninja got a redneck car lot.
499
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,973
Maybe we can swap
out the Hatchet Wagon
500
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:31,411
for a... you know, a clean ride!
501
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,065
What the fuck makes you
think he's gonna wanna help us?
502
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,110
Okay, you may need to
apologize to him first...
503
00:31:36,111 --> 00:31:37,111
Fuck that!
504
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,721
Mothafucka had
it fucking coming.
505
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:39,809
Fuck him!
506
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,246
Man, we got this
sick fuckin' demo!
507
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:44,989
We're gonna perform!
Our shit is going to pop off!
508
00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,557
Fuck, man, fuck!
509
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,174
You gotta admit,
it was pretty fire
510
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,872
the way I put down
that oink oink.
511
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:18,631
A loving relationship
is a tree to be tended,
512
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,460
not a flower to be picked.
513
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,015
Whoop, whoop!
514
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:56,974
What up, Road Kill?
515
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,976
Silas.
516
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,497
Trey, what the fuck
are you doing here?
517
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:02,849
Scarecrow around?
518
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:06,461
Yeah, but I don't think he
wants to see the likes of you.
519
00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:08,724
Look, I know shit's
been kind of gnarly
520
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:10,509
since that Gathering
a few years back.
521
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,337
Shit's been fucked
thanks to you!
522
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:15,732
I know alright,
I'm here to fix it.
523
00:33:18,692 --> 00:33:20,607
Your fucking funeral.
524
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:28,397
- Go ahead.
- Fucking go in.
525
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,553
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
526
00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,381
Whoa, is that a Hanzo?
527
00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:58,035
Yeah, I think so.
528
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,558
Got the gold tip and everything.
529
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,691
You think that's real?
530
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:04,085
Man...
531
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,654
Thanks again for the milk, baby!
532
00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:12,005
Shit, Juggalos.
533
00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:13,224
Chocolate-covered pretzel?
534
00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:14,878
- No thanks.
- Your loss.
535
00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:21,537
Hi.
536
00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:23,799
Hey.
537
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,541
Hey just make sure Scare
gets his.
538
00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,369
This way, clowns.
539
00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:29,805
Who's she?
540
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:30,850
That's Eden.
541
00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:32,547
Scarecrow's little sister.
542
00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:34,027
Eden? That's tight.
543
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:35,899
Knew a chick named
Hallelujah once.
544
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:38,423
I know a girl named Modesty.
545
00:34:38,424 --> 00:34:40,600
She used to show me her
tits for Pokemon cards.
546
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,081
Yo!
547
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,953
Eden is so fly, man.
548
00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:49,782
I'd, like, eat a
bag of shit just to
549
00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:52,045
buy her tampons.
550
00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:53,786
Hope that happens for you, man.
551
00:34:53,787 --> 00:34:54,787
Thank you.
552
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,006
Hey, Scarecrow?
553
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,052
You'll never guess
who's here to see you.
554
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:00,227
Don't come in!
555
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,577
Man, what the fuck?
I said don't come in.
556
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:03,709
I'm sorry, Scarecrow.
557
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,363
I thought you said come in.
558
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,278
I can't hear from
all the bombs and shit.
559
00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,453
If you can't hear well,
560
00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:10,498
then close the fucking door
you deaf idiot.
561
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:11,717
Yeah, you deaf idiot!
562
00:35:11,718 --> 00:35:13,327
You shut the fuck up,
Fuck Stick!
563
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:15,591
We gotta get these little legs
movin'.
564
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,510
He'll be out in a minute.
565
00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:24,382
It's fine.
566
00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:26,472
Cool.
567
00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:37,831
They had to cut out his
butthole... from overuse, right?
568
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:41,268
Yo, so they couldn't fuck him
up the pooper anymore, right?
569
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:42,574
So they started fucking
570
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,837
the surgical hole in
his stomach instead.
571
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,447
They called it a, uh...
572
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,101
- Stoma.
- A stoma.
573
00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:51,061
Fucked up, right?
574
00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:54,325
Hey, you think
Scarecrow got a stoma?
575
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,283
Why don't you ask him?
See what happens?
576
00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:57,938
Scarecrow!
577
00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,461
Hey, man, you got a sto...
578
00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:08,122
My ninja! Ha!
579
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:14,127
Why the fuck you two shit stains
580
00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:16,347
darken my doorstep?
581
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:19,742
Particularly you... Judas.
582
00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:23,397
You come here to give
up a pound of flesh?
583
00:36:23,398 --> 00:36:27,184
Scarecrow, hear a ninja out.
584
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,317
I am sorry we got you
kicked out of the Gathering
585
00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:32,058
and had your car taken
apart piece by piece.
586
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:34,278
I am.
587
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:36,758
Honestly, you know you deserve
Juggalo justice, though.
588
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,064
You were stealing.
589
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,328
Allegedly.
590
00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:42,677
Look, bro...
591
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:44,462
we got in a little
trouble with the po-po.
592
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:47,247
Now, I know you fuckin' hate me.
593
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,468
Don't you hate cops more?
594
00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:59,128
You got all of us
595
00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:01,522
at the Mystic Mississippi Crew
596
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:04,004
banned from the
Gathering for life.
597
00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:09,400
Can you imagine the
humiliation of 5,000 Juggalos
598
00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:11,924
screaming, you fucked up!
599
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:15,015
You fucked up! You fucked up!
600
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:18,801
My bad.
601
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,369
Still rap?
602
00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:24,763
Hell yeah.
603
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:28,549
Paint my face,
say some dumb shit on the mic.
604
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,291
Take a sucka Juggalo's money.
605
00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:32,075
That's one way to look at it.
606
00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,774
So, uh...
607
00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:37,993
you have some
trouble with some cops?
608
00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:39,473
Couldn't be avoided.
609
00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:40,866
Mm.
610
00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:42,650
We was down by
Penny's Café, you know?
611
00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:45,958
They pulled us over.
Motherfucking pig saw my stash.
612
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:48,613
But I got the jump on him.
I gave him some of this.
613
00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:51,269
No way, fuckface!
614
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:54,533
Yo bruh,
615
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:57,274
why do we need to bring
guns to this conversation?
616
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,884
Everybody chill!
617
00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:02,061
That is a squirt gun.
618
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,977
That right there
is some legit LSD.
619
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:07,588
I got it from Scary Larry,
the junkie pioneer.
620
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:09,461
Treat yourself!
621
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,207
That cop is probably
peaking right now.
622
00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:21,298
If he does figure out what
dimension he's in, though,
623
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,605
he's gonna be lookin'
for the Hatchet Wagon.
624
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:28,000
Is there any chance we can
borrow one of your cars
625
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,523
and leave the van here just...
626
00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:31,569
Just 'til after the Gathering?
627
00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:34,223
Pretty please.
628
00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:36,487
Wait a second.
629
00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:40,142
Let me get this straight. Like...
630
00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:43,842
you two goony birds want me
631
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:48,020
to loan you a
non-felonious vehicle
632
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:50,022
while I babysit your van,
633
00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:52,634
which the cops are
actively searching for?
634
00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:57,683
Uh-huh.
635
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,874
I just fail to see how
this trade benefits me.
636
00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:17,136
Come on, ninja.
637
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:19,486
Help a couple fellow
Juggalos out, man.
638
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:22,533
I knew that stupid fucking
Juggalo family shit
639
00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:25,318
would come up.
Fuck that clown shit!
640
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:29,148
I'm a business... man.
641
00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:32,326
All right, Scarecrow.
642
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,590
I got some real good shit here.
643
00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:40,464
Some artisanal Molly,
free range mushrooms,
644
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:42,770
small batch cocaine,
645
00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:45,165
and free trade Peruvian hash.
646
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,648
Can we do a deal?
647
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:53,739
I'll take the whole stash.
648
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:57,046
I'll keep the van.
649
00:39:57,786 --> 00:39:58,917
And I want you two to come to
650
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:01,268
a little ceremony
we're having later.
651
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:13,672
Anything to get to the
motherfucking Gathering.
652
00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:25,160
If I can look my enemy
in the eye
653
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:28,903
and I don't see myself...
654
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:32,386
then I understand neither
myself nor my enemy.
655
00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:40,088
There goes my
goddamn cream dream.
656
00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:41,612
I cannot believe
we traded the wagon
657
00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:44,006
for this fucking piece of shit.
658
00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:47,793
It could be worse.
659
00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:52,971
This guy I sell T to...
660
00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:56,365
he offered to be my sex table
if I gave him a discount.
661
00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:57,845
What the fuck is a sex table?
662
00:40:57,846 --> 00:41:00,761
Oh, it's where you get down
on all fours like a table
663
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:04,069
and people have
sex on top of you.
664
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,289
Don't knock it
'til you try it, boys!
665
00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:16,864
What's up? I'm Trey.
666
00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:18,693
Hi, Eden, like the garden.
667
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:24,655
What's up with
quiet riot over here?
668
00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:26,526
Silas Elton Devereaux.
669
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:27,919
Please to meet you, my lady.
670
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,398
Oh, Elton, huh?
671
00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:30,965
Hey, don't sleep on Tiny Dancer.
672
00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:33,141
Shit's a fucking
certified banger.
673
00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:35,056
Oh, I like Elton John.
674
00:41:35,057 --> 00:41:38,320
But, uh, I hear you two can rap.
675
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,933
You gonna spit some
bars for me or what?
676
00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:43,630
I got you.
677
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:44,762
He gets stage fright sometimes.
678
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:46,720
Shut up, T-Money.
679
00:41:46,721 --> 00:41:48,635
Just give me a minute.
680
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:50,638
Okay.
681
00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:15,880
Oh shit, that's pretty good.
682
00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:18,752
I hope I didn't offend you
talkin' about you fartin'.
683
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:19,884
Oh, not at all.
684
00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,407
My farts are...
685
00:42:21,408 --> 00:42:24,279
very sexual.
686
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,585
I bet they are.
687
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,195
I'm impressed, homie.
688
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:28,719
I think there's
actually a chance
689
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,069
you won't totally embarrass
yourself at the Gathering.
690
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,592
The Gathering?
691
00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:34,682
You ain't never been?
We're gonna perform there.
692
00:42:35,074 --> 00:42:37,292
No, some Juggalos
are cool, but...
693
00:42:37,293 --> 00:42:41,470
Brian... I mean, Scarecrow...
He just takes that shit too far.
694
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:42,646
I already live in
a violent world.
695
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:44,386
I ain't tryin' to
escape to one too.
696
00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:46,388
Oh, it ain't literal, though.
697
00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:49,217
Songs are just like
little mini horror films
698
00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,523
set to a dope-ass beat.
699
00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:52,917
Yeah, Juggalos ain't
about violence.
700
00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:54,440
It's all about family.
701
00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:58,009
Like, no matter how
fucked up your past is,
702
00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,271
unconditional acceptance.
703
00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:01,099
Yeah, I hear that,
but, you know,
704
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:03,581
family ain't exactly a
good thing for everybody.
705
00:43:13,112 --> 00:43:14,460
So...
706
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:16,070
this place all yours?
707
00:43:16,071 --> 00:43:18,072
It was my Grammy's, but, uh,
708
00:43:18,073 --> 00:43:19,988
she left it to Brian
when she died.
709
00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:25,079
She was mauled to death
by a pack of feral wolves.
710
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,472
What?
711
00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:28,126
Yeah, back when this place
used to be a plantation,
712
00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:29,649
they would train
wild dogs and wolves
713
00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:31,956
to hunt down runaway slaves.
714
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:34,785
Their descendants are
still in these woods.
715
00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:37,396
Bloodlust is, like, in
their genes and shit now.
716
00:43:37,397 --> 00:43:42,532
After my dad found our Grammy,
never ate sausage again.
717
00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,976
Hey, uh, I gotta express myself.
718
00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:53,108
You boys wanna come inside?
719
00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:57,722
Like the NWA song?
720
00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:09,776
The greatest gift
you can give yourself
721
00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:12,998
is calm amongst the chaos.
722
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:40,938
What?
723
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:44,245
Oh, I'm just... in awe.
724
00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:45,769
Well, fuck off.
725
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,294
I don't like doin' this,
but I don't have a choice.
726
00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:53,167
I'm sorry.
727
00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:55,301
One of you guys
got a light for me?
728
00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:03,177
What does he do with the milk?
729
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:06,485
He thinks it's his secret to
getting his legs to work again.
730
00:45:06,486 --> 00:45:09,096
He wants to stop eating solid
food and only drink my milk.
731
00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:10,837
Idiot.
732
00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:12,186
Plus, he sells it to,
like, bodybuilders
733
00:45:12,187 --> 00:45:15,321
and sex freaks and shit.
734
00:45:15,974 --> 00:45:18,628
But every time,
I think about Lotus.
735
00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:21,370
Who's Lotus?
736
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:23,851
Sorry.
737
00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:28,508
Didn't even make it
to her first birthday.
738
00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:32,816
Lotus... that's a Juggalo name.
739
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:35,862
Yeah, her daddy was a Juggalo.
740
00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:40,301
He said the lotus grows in
the darkest muck of the swamp.
741
00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:41,650
But when it blossoms,
742
00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:43,392
it's the most
beautiful flower in the world.
743
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:47,135
That's some poetry right there.
744
00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:53,054
So, what's the deal with
you and your brother... Brian?
745
00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:56,796
He's overprotective.
746
00:45:56,797 --> 00:45:58,972
But he's the only family I got.
747
00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:00,365
You ever think about leavin'?
748
00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:01,888
Oh, I've tried.
749
00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:03,498
Never turns out well.
750
00:46:03,499 --> 00:46:06,023
He says he needs me,
which is kind of sweet
751
00:46:06,024 --> 00:46:08,287
in a twisted sort of way.
752
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,814
Each of these was
an escape attempt.
753
00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:17,383
I'm just trying to survive now.
754
00:46:17,949 --> 00:46:20,559
Yo, that's why blood
don't always mean family.
755
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,561
Wasn't always like this.
756
00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:26,434
Brian and I used to be
best friends before Afghanistan.
757
00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:29,350
He even saved my life once.
758
00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:32,484
Our dad was a DEA agent,
always out of town.
759
00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:34,747
One day, he comes home
and finds our mother
760
00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:36,141
in bed with his brother.
761
00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:40,274
Full bloodbath.
762
00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:41,668
Shit.
763
00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,496
Brian hid us under the trailer
764
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:47,021
while daddy went
full Jack Torrance.
765
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,893
Would've killed us if
he could've found us.
766
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:51,285
Damn.
767
00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:53,461
Thought my family was fucked up.
768
00:46:53,462 --> 00:46:55,334
What's up with your family?
769
00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:57,944
Junkie mom.
770
00:46:57,945 --> 00:47:02,079
Dad... no idea.
771
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,908
Grew up in and out
of foster homes
772
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:08,259
'til I met Silas,
his big bro, Magic Mike.
773
00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,783
They took me in.
774
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:15,005
Mike taught us about music.
775
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,964
Taught us how to be men.
776
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:20,359
Showed us that Juggalo life.
777
00:47:22,056 --> 00:47:23,753
Where's he at now?
778
00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:29,149
He passed.
779
00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:32,152
Car accident.
780
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:34,547
He was driving Meemaw
home from the bar.
781
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,463
When he stopped at a red light, some...
782
00:47:38,464 --> 00:47:42,728
joker came at him with
a tire iron and he panicked.
783
00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:46,427
Didn't see the
garbage truck coming.
784
00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:47,908
Crushed him like a grape.
785
00:47:51,694 --> 00:47:54,261
Meemaw's still in a...
786
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:58,440
barely conscious state.
787
00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:03,489
But she... she's gonna wake up.
788
00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:06,405
Soon.
789
00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:17,895
There are a million
ways to mourn.
790
00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:21,681
All of them are correct.
791
00:48:24,336 --> 00:48:27,513
Thank you.
792
00:48:45,618 --> 00:48:49,621
It's like life
splits into two halves...
793
00:48:49,622 --> 00:48:53,365
before you lose someone
you love and after.
794
00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:18,537
- What what?
- Hold on, let me get it.
795
00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:25,196
Make a wish and blow.
796
00:50:30,505 --> 00:50:32,376
What did you wish for?
797
00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:34,943
I can't fuckin' tell you.
798
00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:37,772
It wouldn't come true!
799
00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:41,428
I would've wished for a friend
like the two of you have.
800
00:50:41,429 --> 00:50:44,779
When you a Juggalo, you got
family all over the world.
801
00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:48,609
I like you nerds.
802
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:51,264
Glad you're staying
for the ceremony.
803
00:50:51,265 --> 00:50:52,962
Us too.
804
00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,273
You guys wanna fuck?
805
00:51:02,885 --> 00:51:04,625
Uh...
806
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:06,323
I can't today.
807
00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:08,281
You can tell me if you
just think I'm gross.
808
00:51:08,282 --> 00:51:10,414
I just ate, so...
809
00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:13,157
Don't worry about it.
810
00:51:13,722 --> 00:51:15,985
I just wanted to
feel loved for a second.
811
00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:36,963
Girl, we love you already.
812
00:51:38,747 --> 00:51:40,618
You're more than just your body.
813
00:51:40,619 --> 00:51:41,968
You're one of us.
814
00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:47,104
You a Juggalo whether
you know it or not.
815
00:51:51,238 --> 00:51:53,458
You see this ninja over here?
816
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:57,244
He just did a year
in jail for me.
817
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,942
It's nothin'.
Just a little fight.
818
00:52:00,943 --> 00:52:02,030
He stood up for me.
819
00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:03,902
Si, don't.
820
00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:06,775
It's cool, T.
821
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,779
He stomped the fuck out
of this frat boy's scrotum.
822
00:52:15,088 --> 00:52:17,351
Dude was comin' at me
'cause I'm trans.
823
00:52:23,009 --> 00:52:25,577
Promised Mike
I'd look after you.
824
00:52:44,596 --> 00:52:46,511
That's dope.
825
00:52:49,209 --> 00:52:50,950
You dope.
826
00:52:57,696 --> 00:52:59,784
I showed you my scars.
Now show me yours.
827
00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:01,394
Oh, oh, you know about scars?
828
00:53:01,395 --> 00:53:03,179
Oh, okay.
829
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,920
You watch the YouTube...
830
00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:19,412
What's that?
831
00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:21,153
It's like I was born
832
00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:24,504
with my heart outside
my body, you know?
833
00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:28,552
'Cause people always be coming
for your life.
834
00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:31,120
But... it's cool.
835
00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:34,515
You feel more.
836
00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,830
That's sexy.
837
00:53:58,887 --> 00:54:00,802
I'm gonna go.
838
00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:04,718
No, don't.
839
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,895
You're not trying to make me
a sex table, are you?
840
00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:14,207
Capture the beauty.
841
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:29,874
They say love is humanity's
most complicated emotion.
842
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,529
That's all bullshit.
843
00:54:32,530 --> 00:54:36,403
In reality, it's
the fuckin' simplest.
844
00:54:46,544 --> 00:54:50,678
All expressions of
humanity are of the divine.
845
00:54:56,728 --> 00:54:58,120
Whoop, whoop.
846
00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:07,173
How do you like our faces?
847
00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:10,437
They're perfect.
848
00:55:15,181 --> 00:55:17,922
We are no more different
from each other
849
00:55:17,923 --> 00:55:20,665
than two fingers
on the same hand.
850
00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:40,379
Let's begin the necromancy.
851
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:42,643
Eden, are you ready?
852
00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:48,909
We are here to contact
the spirit of Lotus,
853
00:55:48,910 --> 00:55:51,696
who was taken from us
at a very young age.
854
00:55:58,267 --> 00:55:59,746
Eden, what the fuck!?
855
00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:01,269
It's okay, Silas.
856
00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:04,099
Shhh! Don't
fuck up my incantation!
857
00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:49,230
Your mother's blood has
been shed and consumed.
858
00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:53,148
Lotus, please, speak with us!
859
00:56:54,106 --> 00:56:56,063
How's a baby ghost
supposed to communicate?
860
00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:56,935
I know.
861
00:56:56,936 --> 00:56:58,370
Shh!
862
00:56:58,371 --> 00:56:59,458
But she never learned
to talk, right?
863
00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:01,417
Shut the fuck up, man!
864
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,244
God!
865
00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:04,768
There's too many distractions.
866
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:06,813
I just...
867
00:57:06,814 --> 00:57:09,034
we need something more potent.
868
00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:13,864
What if...
869
00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:18,304
What if we consumed
a little flesh...
870
00:57:23,788 --> 00:57:26,833
Anything to feel
her presence again.
871
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:28,835
Eden, no!
872
00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:30,446
Don't do it.
873
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,491
I love that pinky.
874
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,319
If Lotus's spirit
is gonna join us,
875
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,410
it's because I made a sacrifice.
876
00:57:39,673 --> 00:57:44,285
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.
877
00:57:44,286 --> 00:57:47,072
I scream, you scream...
878
00:57:49,770 --> 00:57:53,034
Hell yeah, let
the healing begin!
879
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,171
Whoa, what the fuck!?
880
00:58:05,873 --> 00:58:08,223
Mm, oh...
881
00:58:11,009 --> 00:58:13,010
You're so...
882
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:16,623
You're so fuckin' hardcore,
Scarecrow...
883
00:58:16,928 --> 00:58:18,058
Did it work?
884
00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:19,103
Is she here?
885
00:58:19,104 --> 00:58:20,104
She's losing too much blood.
886
00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,322
We gotta cauterize it!
887
00:58:21,323 --> 00:58:22,237
What?
888
00:58:22,238 --> 00:58:24,195
Didn't you ever see Rambo 3?
889
00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:26,066
Where he put the
gunpowder on his stomach
890
00:58:26,067 --> 00:58:27,982
and lit it on fire?
891
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,853
You wanna use my lighter?
892
00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,115
Gotta be hotter than that.
893
00:58:31,116 --> 00:58:33,510
I've got a cooking
torch in the kitchen.
894
00:58:37,905 --> 00:58:40,603
I know it's in here somewhere.
I made crème brulee last week!
895
00:58:40,604 --> 00:58:42,126
You made fuckin' crème brulee...
896
00:58:42,127 --> 00:58:43,475
Yeah, I used breastmilk!
897
00:58:43,476 --> 00:58:47,045
- Ah! Ah!
- That's it! Go, go, go, go!
898
00:58:48,394 --> 00:58:49,830
Give me the hatchet.
899
00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:53,137
It better fuckin' work 'cause
900
00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:54,966
we ain't goin' to no goddamn hospital.
901
00:58:59,971 --> 00:59:01,711
Swing, swing, swing.
902
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:04,236
Chop, chop, chop.
903
00:59:05,324 --> 00:59:06,847
Just do it.
904
00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:13,026
Oh, goddamn dude.
905
00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:15,943
Ain't no thing.
I just watch a lot of movies.
906
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:19,163
It's Lotus!
907
00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:21,514
Momma's here, baby!
908
00:59:25,039 --> 00:59:28,042
Randy! What took you so long?
909
00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:35,701
Randy...
910
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,138
Randy Cox!
911
00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:42,490
What the fuck?
912
00:59:42,491 --> 00:59:43,536
Forgot my name.
913
00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:48,540
We got fuckin' made.
914
00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:51,065
I gotta piss out my dick...
915
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:53,327
Thank you.
916
00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:56,417
Get the fuck out my way.
Piss dick comin' through!
917
00:59:56,418 --> 01:00:00,073
Scarecrow, you sold us out.
918
01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:02,510
I answer to Randy.
919
01:00:02,511 --> 01:00:04,208
I'm a capitalist, bitch.
920
01:00:04,209 --> 01:00:06,079
Shit is beyond your feeble minds.
921
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,820
That's how you
treat family, huh?
922
01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,169
Pfft!
923
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:11,128
Shut the fuck up!
924
01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:13,434
Lookin' out for my real family.
925
01:00:13,435 --> 01:00:15,001
Check it out.
926
01:00:15,002 --> 01:00:17,613
She's useless on her own.
927
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,963
I post her ads.
928
01:00:19,964 --> 01:00:25,665
Get her drugs, pay for countless
abortions, like... what?
929
01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,537
You didn't think you
were the first, right?
930
01:00:29,538 --> 01:00:31,322
Shut up!
931
01:00:31,323 --> 01:00:32,932
Why do you wanna leave me?
932
01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:37,329
'Cause you milk me,
you sick fuck!
933
01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:41,333
You push everyone I love away.
934
01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:47,686
Was that me? It was loud.
935
01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:50,690
Randy, why the fuck
would you do that!?
936
01:00:55,086 --> 01:00:57,305
Do you...
937
01:00:57,871 --> 01:01:02,396
Ever get the urge to do
something really crazy!?
938
01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:06,662
I mean, like, uh, you know,
when you're drivin' on a bridge
939
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,447
and you think to yourself,
940
01:01:09,448 --> 01:01:13,016
"What if I just jerked
this motherfuckin' wheel
941
01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:15,932
and drove this damn
thing right off the edge!?"
942
01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:17,585
You ever get that feelin'?
943
01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:20,807
Randy, you need to get
that gun out my face.
944
01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:29,685
When my boy Adam was
a little, little baby,
945
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,556
I used to wonder,
946
01:01:31,557 --> 01:01:34,516
what if I suffocated
him while he slept?
947
01:01:36,344 --> 01:01:40,347
It would've been so easy.
948
01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:43,568
Randy, can you get that
fucking gun out of my face
949
01:01:43,569 --> 01:01:45,701
and these fucking
clowns out of my hair?
950
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,441
You've got clowns in your hair?
Clowns in your hair...
951
01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:49,008
Where? Where?
952
01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,531
Whoa...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
953
01:01:50,532 --> 01:01:53,056
Randy? Randy, come on, man.
954
01:01:53,057 --> 01:01:55,667
We both served, remember?
955
01:01:55,668 --> 01:01:58,148
Oorah...
956
01:01:58,149 --> 01:02:01,195
Give into that feeling, Randy.
957
01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:04,676
I wish I could.
958
01:02:04,677 --> 01:02:10,161
But... I pray to a greater god.
959
01:02:10,988 --> 01:02:13,512
Let's go, Juggalos.
960
01:02:18,778 --> 01:02:20,431
Eden, no!
961
01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:23,434
Fuck!
962
01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:26,220
Tell your boss this squares
us right?
963
01:02:28,657 --> 01:02:30,397
Bye.
964
01:02:30,398 --> 01:02:36,361
Whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo, whoo...
965
01:04:04,449 --> 01:04:05,884
Yeah bro, what the fuck?
966
01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:09,105
I know, I know this is scary.
967
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:12,760
Hell, I'm even scared.
968
01:04:12,761 --> 01:04:15,633
Why are my hands
so fucking sweaty?
969
01:04:15,634 --> 01:04:16,982
Okay, my boy dosed
you with acid,
970
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:19,812
but we don't deserve
to fuckin' die, man!
971
01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:22,423
Acid?
972
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:26,035
That's why I feel like this.
973
01:04:26,036 --> 01:04:28,167
It's real good shit, bro.
974
01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:30,604
Maybe you're even havin' a
little bit of fun?
975
01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:33,999
This is supposed to be fun?
976
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,872
Happiness is not always fun.
977
01:04:37,308 --> 01:04:39,745
"Happiness is not always fun."
978
01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:43,618
Damn.
979
01:04:51,452 --> 01:04:54,020
I'm not gonna ever
win a rap battle.
980
01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:02,072
I'm not gonna get up
on stage at the Gathering.
981
01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:09,730
I'm never gonna eat
another banana split.
982
01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:12,429
This is all your
fuckin' fault, Silas.
983
01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:13,778
I would've never
come to Scarecrow's
984
01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:14,910
if I wasn't trying
to protect you!
985
01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,563
Whoever asked you to protect me?
986
01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:18,262
Your brother Mike did!
987
01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:27,184
I ain't your little
sister, Trey.
988
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,839
I never was.
989
01:05:34,060 --> 01:05:36,149
I just want you
to be happy, man.
990
01:05:39,848 --> 01:05:42,764
My happiness isn't
your responsibility.
991
01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:45,505
I know.
992
01:05:45,506 --> 01:05:49,031
I guess I just need to be... needed.
993
01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:53,644
We lost a year to that shit.
994
01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:54,645
It don't fuckin' matter.
995
01:05:54,646 --> 01:05:56,777
Nothin' fuckin' matters anymore.
996
01:05:56,778 --> 01:05:58,605
Fuck!
997
01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:00,433
Oh, shit!
998
01:06:00,434 --> 01:06:01,869
It's the sheriff.
999
01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:03,960
The fuck?
1000
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,526
Look, Randy!
1001
01:06:06,527 --> 01:06:09,486
It's Barnum and fuckin' Bailey.
1002
01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:11,489
Hi!
1003
01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:17,016
Ow.
1004
01:06:22,761 --> 01:06:25,893
What a dark and...
1005
01:06:25,894 --> 01:06:27,940
beautiful night.
1006
01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:30,029
Huh?
1007
01:06:35,382 --> 01:06:37,601
Hey...
1008
01:06:37,602 --> 01:06:39,560
Is the sun sleepin'?
1009
01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:44,434
Randy, you fuckin' sheep.
1010
01:06:44,435 --> 01:06:46,262
Is this who you are?
1011
01:06:46,263 --> 01:06:49,439
Just takin' orders?
1012
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,443
I'm not normally like this.
1013
01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:56,185
Unfortunately...
1014
01:06:56,186 --> 01:07:00,886
ya'll witnessed my little
mistake here.
1015
01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,584
She can't help herself.
1016
01:07:04,585 --> 01:07:05,759
Ah...
1017
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,196
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1018
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:08,936
I hunted her down once...
1019
01:07:08,937 --> 01:07:10,547
- Please, Randy.
- You gotta go back.
1020
01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:13,071
Ariel? Ariel.
1021
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:15,334
Could've avoided all of this.
1022
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,988
Damn it, my dick's
gotta piss again!
1023
01:07:16,989 --> 01:07:20,078
Mr. Randy, Mr. Randy,
please think about Adam.
1024
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:22,211
Would you do this to your boy?
1025
01:07:22,212 --> 01:07:23,647
Sweetie.
1026
01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:26,302
Happiness is not always fun.
1027
01:07:26,303 --> 01:07:27,477
Mm-hmm.
1028
01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:30,046
All right, let's do this.
1029
01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:32,699
You don't have to do this.
1030
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:34,266
Mm-hmm.
1031
01:07:34,267 --> 01:07:36,834
You don't have to do this.
We can go back to how it was.
1032
01:07:36,835 --> 01:07:40,838
I think we
both know that we have
1033
01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:43,884
passed the point of no return!
1034
01:07:43,885 --> 01:07:45,321
Who are these guys?
1035
01:07:45,322 --> 01:07:50,543
Um, these are some Juggalos.
1036
01:07:50,544 --> 01:07:51,849
Why are they here?
1037
01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:53,678
To take the blame.
1038
01:07:54,635 --> 01:07:56,463
Mm.
1039
01:07:57,508 --> 01:08:00,076
Hey, hey...
1040
01:08:02,861 --> 01:08:06,124
Do you remember when
I used to sing you to sleep?
1041
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:09,040
- Stop.
- No, no, do you remember?
1042
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:10,998
Huh?
1043
01:08:10,999 --> 01:08:12,826
Oh.
1044
01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:14,001
Yeah.
1045
01:08:14,002 --> 01:08:15,134
Mm-hmm.
1046
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:48,514
Please, stop!
1047
01:08:48,515 --> 01:08:50,908
Please stop it. Stop it!
1048
01:08:50,909 --> 01:08:53,476
You nightmare maker, stop!
1049
01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:57,044
Baby, do you understand
what will happen to your daddy
1050
01:08:57,045 --> 01:08:59,395
if that baby's born?
1051
01:08:59,396 --> 01:09:00,700
Killing the unborn is wrong.
1052
01:09:00,701 --> 01:09:02,006
You taught me that.
1053
01:09:02,007 --> 01:09:04,530
It's a fuckin' abomination.
1054
01:09:04,531 --> 01:09:08,360
In Sunday school, they teach
you that all life is precious.
1055
01:09:08,361 --> 01:09:09,927
Is that what they teach
you at Sunday school?
1056
01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:11,102
They teach you at Sunday school
1057
01:09:11,103 --> 01:09:12,277
all life is precious?
1058
01:09:12,278 --> 01:09:14,366
No, I'm sorry,
I'm not laughing at you,
1059
01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:17,369
it's just you're so goddamn cute
when you're being pious.
1060
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:18,937
Randy, please help me.
1061
01:09:20,634 --> 01:09:22,635
Randy, please stop.
1062
01:09:22,636 --> 01:09:26,335
Do... do you know who put
all the piss in my dick?
1063
01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:27,510
Randy, please...
1064
01:09:27,511 --> 01:09:29,120
Who put the piss in my dick?
1065
01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:30,556
- Please, Randy...
- Babe, where did you go?
1066
01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:31,644
Where did you go?
1067
01:09:31,645 --> 01:09:34,604
Oh, I see you! Oh... I see you!
1068
01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:35,779
Please stop.
1069
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:37,389
Peek-a-boo!
I'm comin' to get you!
1070
01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:39,609
- I'm comin' to get you!
- Please stop.
1071
01:09:39,610 --> 01:09:41,915
- I'm comin' to get you!
- Please help me.
1072
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:42,830
I got you!
1073
01:09:42,831 --> 01:09:46,137
Oh, baby, baby...
1074
01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:49,793
that child, it ain't ever gonna
be born, okay?
1075
01:09:49,794 --> 01:09:51,838
I can feel his heartbeat.
1076
01:09:51,839 --> 01:09:53,449
He's part of me.
1077
01:09:53,450 --> 01:09:55,451
Sweetie...
1078
01:09:55,452 --> 01:09:59,933
that thing is gonna ruin
both of our lives, all right?
1079
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:02,414
This ends tonight.
1080
01:10:02,415 --> 01:10:05,896
Uh, excuse me, Gavin?
1081
01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:09,029
Uh, have you ever seen God?
1082
01:10:09,030 --> 01:10:11,467
What the fuck is up
with you tonight, huh?
1083
01:10:11,468 --> 01:10:12,859
Dad...
1084
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,078
My eyes are wide open,
that's what's up!
1085
01:10:14,079 --> 01:10:15,471
- Shh!
- Please!
1086
01:10:15,472 --> 01:10:17,037
Please don't hurt me, Dad.
Please don't hurt me.
1087
01:10:17,038 --> 01:10:18,604
- No, no, no, sweetie.
- Please don't hurt...
1088
01:10:18,605 --> 01:10:20,259
Look at me. Look at me.
1089
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,175
I'm not gonna hurt you.
1090
01:10:24,176 --> 01:10:26,308
These losers are.
1091
01:10:26,309 --> 01:10:28,310
Like fuckin' hell we are.
1092
01:10:28,311 --> 01:10:31,008
Let her go, asshole!
1093
01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:32,705
Hey, shh, shh, shh...
1094
01:10:32,706 --> 01:10:37,320
Hey... I see God right now.
1095
01:10:39,017 --> 01:10:41,498
He's right over there!
1096
01:10:42,934 --> 01:10:45,544
And he's wearin' clown paint.
1097
01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:47,764
That's the Dark Carnival, Randy.
1098
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,593
You believe!
1099
01:10:50,071 --> 01:10:51,898
Oh fuck, it's coming!
1100
01:10:51,899 --> 01:10:52,857
Hey, we're gonna hurry!
1101
01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:53,814
We better hurry!
1102
01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:54,728
Dad...
1103
01:10:54,729 --> 01:10:57,121
Baby!
1104
01:10:57,122 --> 01:10:59,471
Let's just kill it, okay?
1105
01:10:59,472 --> 01:11:01,256
And then everything
can go back to normal.
1106
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,388
Just be just like
it was, all right?
1107
01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:05,912
We can blame it on these
two fuckin' losers.
1108
01:11:05,913 --> 01:11:08,220
Dad...
1109
01:11:15,096 --> 01:11:18,535
Remember when I told you
you'd regret runnin' into me?
1110
01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:22,146
Now it looks like
I'm the ringmaster
1111
01:11:22,147 --> 01:11:25,105
of your fuckin' circus, boy.
1112
01:11:25,106 --> 01:11:26,717
Huh? Do-do...
1113
01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:29,936
- Fuckin' asshole!
- Back up!
1114
01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:31,721
Back the fuck up!
1115
01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:32,896
Sit down!
1116
01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:35,333
Sit the fuck down!
1117
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,421
Just get over it!
1118
01:11:36,422 --> 01:11:38,467
It's meat, okay?
It's just fuckin' meat!
1119
01:11:38,468 --> 01:11:40,643
I don't wanna be a part
of your family anymore.
1120
01:11:40,644 --> 01:11:42,166
Quit your whining!
1121
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:44,603
If you just scraped it out
like I fuckin' told you to,
1122
01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,431
we wouldn't be sitting here
right now, so shut the fuck up!
1123
01:11:46,432 --> 01:11:49,173
Randy! The carnival is always watching.
1124
01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:53,133
Happiness is not always fun.
1125
01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:54,962
Gavin!
1126
01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:58,182
Really, Randy?
1127
01:11:58,183 --> 01:12:01,838
It is time to stop
hurting things.
1128
01:12:01,839 --> 01:12:05,145
Lower... your sidearm, Randall.
1129
01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:06,756
Put that fucking gun down.
1130
01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:09,325
Randy?
1131
01:12:09,934 --> 01:12:11,195
Randy...
1132
01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:14,155
I should not be standing
on this grass right now.
1133
01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:20,639
Do you know how much
grass I have killed
1134
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:21,946
in my whole life?
1135
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,121
It's coming!
1136
01:12:23,122 --> 01:12:25,689
I've seen the light!
1137
01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:33,697
Now it's dark.
1138
01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:36,133
No...
1139
01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:38,309
No, no, no...
1140
01:12:38,310 --> 01:12:40,442
Fuck...
1141
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:42,967
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.
1142
01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:48,275
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.
1143
01:12:48,276 --> 01:12:49,799
Shut up!
1144
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,496
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.
1145
01:12:51,497 --> 01:12:53,455
Fuckin' shut it! Shut it!
1146
01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:54,499
I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
1147
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,587
Shut up or I'll...
1148
01:12:55,588 --> 01:12:56,588
Dad!
1149
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:03,030
Oh! Oh, my fucking shirt.
1150
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,953
Oh, fuck, fuck.
1151
01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,607
Fucking hell.
1152
01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:16,653
No, no.
1153
01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:20,744
She's gone, man.
1154
01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:23,789
Shit, girl.
1155
01:13:23,790 --> 01:13:25,749
That sucks.
1156
01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:30,317
Yo!
1157
01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:33,147
Maybe that baby's still
alive in there, right?
1158
01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:45,421
I like that.
1159
01:13:49,903 --> 01:13:51,208
What the fuck are you doing?
1160
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,427
You ain't never seen Mr. Wizard?
1161
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:53,471
I'm sterilizing the blade.
1162
01:13:53,472 --> 01:13:54,994
No, I was a Bill Nye guy.
1163
01:13:54,995 --> 01:13:56,910
What are you gonna do with it?
1164
01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:00,566
Peep the technique.
1165
01:14:04,788 --> 01:14:06,789
Girl, I'm sorry,
1166
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:08,748
but I know this is what
you would've wanted.
1167
01:14:15,973 --> 01:14:18,018
Oh fuck no, man.
1168
01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:21,195
Ugh...
1169
01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:22,980
Oh...
1170
01:14:23,894 --> 01:14:25,547
Blood is sticky, yo.
1171
01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:27,114
Ugh, fuck!
1172
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,686
Where you at?
1173
01:14:34,687 --> 01:14:36,558
Where you at, lil' ninja?
1174
01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:39,910
Oh, I got him
1175
01:14:41,781 --> 01:14:45,654
Oh my fucking God...
1176
01:14:45,655 --> 01:14:47,047
Oh...
1177
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,318
I think he's dead.
1178
01:14:58,319 --> 01:15:00,190
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1179
01:15:00,191 --> 01:15:01,670
Gotta clear the mouth.
1180
01:15:01,671 --> 01:15:03,802
Oh, come on, buddy.
1181
01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:06,589
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
1182
01:15:08,591 --> 01:15:10,897
Oh, he ain't breathin'.
1183
01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:20,993
Turn him over. Turn him over.
1184
01:15:20,994 --> 01:15:22,387
Ooh, come on, buddy.
1185
01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:29,394
Oh, Trey!
1186
01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:33,093
We're fuckin' heroes!
1187
01:15:35,879 --> 01:15:37,749
Holy fuck.
1188
01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:39,838
He's our family now.
1189
01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:42,363
We're gonna take
good care of him for you.
1190
01:15:47,325 --> 01:15:49,631
I'm gonna call him...
1191
01:15:49,632 --> 01:15:51,371
Lil' Dirty Bastard.
1192
01:15:51,372 --> 01:15:52,547
Get it?
1193
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:53,853
Yeah, I get it.
1194
01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:57,944
Hold him, hold him, hold him.
1195
01:16:00,381 --> 01:16:02,339
Okay, hold him up, hold him up.
1196
01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:04,255
Hold him up, hold him up.
1197
01:16:04,734 --> 01:16:06,125
Come here, buddy.
1198
01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:08,867
Okay, okay.
1199
01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:11,217
Nice and tight,
that's it, buddy.
1200
01:16:11,218 --> 01:16:12,436
Okay, okay.
1201
01:16:12,437 --> 01:16:13,829
I got him, I got him.
1202
01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:15,352
Come here, buddy.
1203
01:16:15,353 --> 01:16:18,616
Hey, hey...
1204
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:20,444
Oh my god.
1205
01:16:20,445 --> 01:16:21,967
Yo, Trey...
1206
01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:26,015
I'm mad bummed about
all this death and shit...
1207
01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:28,758
but this is
a Dark Carnival miracle.
1208
01:16:30,237 --> 01:16:32,892
The miracle of life
is some dank-ass shit, huh?
1209
01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:47,994
You like that, buddy?
1210
01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:04,271
I think that fuckin'
ceremony worked.
1211
01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:16,632
We're comin', Eden.
1212
01:17:47,924 --> 01:17:49,925
You look dangerous
as hell, ninja.
1213
01:17:49,926 --> 01:17:53,058
Finally, the street cred
I've been waitin' for.
1214
01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:55,495
What the fuck does
"less lethal" even mean?
1215
01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:57,367
How can you be less dead?
1216
01:17:57,368 --> 01:17:59,021
I know, right?
1217
01:17:59,022 --> 01:18:02,415
Death is way less cool than
they make it sound in rap songs.
1218
01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:05,549
Yo, I've been thinkin'
about our name.
1219
01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:07,203
The Blood Wolf Clan.
1220
01:18:07,204 --> 01:18:08,508
You Timber Trey...
1221
01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:10,467
and I'm Silas the Lycan.
1222
01:18:10,468 --> 01:18:13,557
What you think?
1223
01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:16,081
I think it's fresh as fuck.
1224
01:18:16,082 --> 01:18:18,301
Yo, you cryin', homie?
1225
01:18:18,302 --> 01:18:20,217
It's been a stressful day, man.
1226
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:28,138
Family.
1227
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,366
Be what you wanna be.
1228
01:18:40,367 --> 01:18:42,586
Act how you wanna act.
1229
01:18:42,587 --> 01:18:45,110
Love who you wanna love.
1230
01:18:45,111 --> 01:18:46,939
Dance how you wanna dance.
1231
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,811
Do what you wanna do.
1232
01:18:49,812 --> 01:18:51,770
Fuck you if you don't like it.
1233
01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:56,732
We are fucking Juggalos.
1234
01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:32,941
What the fuck
are you, juffalo soldier?
1235
01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:34,943
Can you please
send Eden outside?
1236
01:19:34,944 --> 01:19:37,989
I think she would like to come
with us to the Gathering.
1237
01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:39,338
No.
1238
01:19:39,339 --> 01:19:42,690
Don't you think that
should be her decision?
1239
01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:50,480
Well?
1240
01:19:50,481 --> 01:19:53,527
Guess it's time for Plan B.
1241
01:20:01,405 --> 01:20:05,017
Who wants a taste of my taser
sword?
1242
01:20:24,645 --> 01:20:26,386
Oh!
1243
01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:35,221
Shotgun!
1244
01:20:41,271 --> 01:20:42,662
Stop, stop, stop!
1245
01:20:42,663 --> 01:20:45,404
Stop! Stop! Aah!
1246
01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:46,929
Aah!
1247
01:20:52,804 --> 01:20:54,326
You ain't got
a dog in this fight, Silas.
1248
01:20:54,327 --> 01:20:56,242
This is family shit.
1249
01:20:57,635 --> 01:20:58,940
You better believe it is!
1250
01:20:58,941 --> 01:21:00,551
- Silas!
- Shut up!
1251
01:21:04,381 --> 01:21:06,035
Oh, fuck!
1252
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,428
You fucked up.
1253
01:21:09,429 --> 01:21:10,908
No, you fucked up!
1254
01:21:10,909 --> 01:21:11,909
Aah!
1255
01:21:15,827 --> 01:21:17,610
Eden.
1256
01:21:17,611 --> 01:21:19,743
Eden come on...
1257
01:21:19,744 --> 01:21:22,790
You only hurt the ones you love.
1258
01:21:24,749 --> 01:21:27,795
You mean the ones you pity?
1259
01:21:28,753 --> 01:21:31,711
Eden!
1260
01:21:31,712 --> 01:21:33,104
What am I gonna do?
1261
01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:34,584
You're the only thing I've got!
1262
01:21:34,585 --> 01:21:37,109
Please!
1263
01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:41,721
I'm not a thing, and
you haven't got me.
1264
01:21:41,722 --> 01:21:44,028
At least not anymore.
1265
01:21:44,029 --> 01:21:46,204
I'm your blood.
1266
01:21:46,205 --> 01:21:48,076
I'm your family.
1267
01:21:48,077 --> 01:21:50,861
You're not my family.
1268
01:21:50,862 --> 01:21:54,344
And you ain't a fuckin' Juggalo.
1269
01:21:57,651 --> 01:22:00,263
Eden... come on.
1270
01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:06,922
What are you doing...
1271
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:18,106
Drink up...
1272
01:22:18,107 --> 01:22:19,499
baby bitch.
1273
01:22:25,592 --> 01:22:27,246
Aaah!
1274
01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:41,782
That's some poetry right there.
1275
01:22:46,048 --> 01:22:47,832
You okay?
1276
01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:52,896
In the laws of the jungle,
1277
01:23:52,897 --> 01:23:55,899
the real strength of
the wolf is not its claws
1278
01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:59,425
or its teeth or
its hunting prowess.
1279
01:24:00,426 --> 01:24:03,428
The strength of the
pack is the wolf,
1280
01:24:03,429 --> 01:24:06,345
and the strength of
the wolf is the pack.
1281
01:24:43,556 --> 01:24:45,689
That'll be 17 dollars.
1282
01:24:51,695 --> 01:24:53,304
Baby, are you okay?
1283
01:24:53,305 --> 01:24:54,872
Best day of my life.
1284
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:56,960
'Cause you look like dog shit.
1285
01:24:56,961 --> 01:25:00,485
We down with the clown
'til we dead in the ground.
1286
01:25:00,486 --> 01:25:01,747
Huh?
1287
01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:04,272
Carnival provides.
1288
01:25:04,273 --> 01:25:06,317
Baby, you're not
makin' any sense.
1289
01:25:06,318 --> 01:25:07,971
Thank you.
1290
01:25:07,972 --> 01:25:10,017
I do prefer nonsense.
1291
01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:23,640
You're a beautiful person.
1292
01:25:29,472 --> 01:25:32,649
There is not an imperfect soul
among us.
1293
01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:46,314
Blood Wolf Clan.
1294
01:25:46,315 --> 01:25:48,620
How fresh is that?
1295
01:25:48,621 --> 01:25:51,623
Blood Wolf Clan
is for the children.
1296
01:25:51,624 --> 01:25:53,886
Street cred, homie.
1297
01:25:53,887 --> 01:25:56,150
I love you, bro.
1298
01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:58,065
I love you too, ninja.
1299
01:26:02,505 --> 01:26:05,420
We all think we deserve grace.
1300
01:26:05,421 --> 01:26:08,814
But how many us show
compassion to those around us?
1301
01:26:08,815 --> 01:26:10,512
The unfortunate.
1302
01:26:10,513 --> 01:26:12,166
The ugly.
1303
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,993
The poor.
1304
01:26:13,994 --> 01:26:15,344
The gross.
1305
01:26:17,694 --> 01:26:22,437
Blood may be thicker
than water...
1306
01:26:22,438 --> 01:26:26,833
but it ain't shit compared
to the bond of Juggalo family.
1307
01:26:37,888 --> 01:26:40,195
Oh shit!
1308
01:26:41,718 --> 01:26:43,241
It's the dogs!
1309
01:26:56,733 --> 01:26:59,214
Juggalos show each other mercy.
1310
01:27:00,519 --> 01:27:02,303
They forgive.
1311
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:04,435
They accept.
1312
01:27:04,436 --> 01:27:08,178
This is the misunderstood
pack that I choose.
1313
01:27:08,179 --> 01:27:10,573
I choose the light.
1314
01:27:13,663 --> 01:27:17,449
Wow... that was fuckin'
beautiful, man.
1315
01:27:17,623 --> 01:27:20,451
Ready to get up onstage
and wild the fuck out?
1316
01:27:20,452 --> 01:27:22,148
Hell yeah, ninja.
1317
01:27:22,149 --> 01:27:23,498
Annihilate that motherfucker.
1318
01:27:23,499 --> 01:27:25,022
Better give me a
copy of that demo.
1319
01:27:25,196 --> 01:27:27,110
You go, I'll follow.
1320
01:27:27,111 --> 01:27:28,981
Road Warriors, dude.
1321
01:27:28,982 --> 01:27:31,201
Let's tag team this shit.
1322
01:27:31,202 --> 01:27:32,899
You nerds are gonna be great.
1323
01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:38,470
Matter of fact...
1324
01:27:42,213 --> 01:27:44,171
I need my fam up there with me.
1325
01:27:44,868 --> 01:27:46,347
Let's fucking go!
1326
01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:49,524
Family!
1327
01:27:49,525 --> 01:27:52,657
Family! Family!
1328
01:27:52,658 --> 01:27:54,485
Family!
1329
01:27:54,486 --> 01:27:57,749
Whoop, whoop, motherfucker.
1330
01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,230
Whoop, whoop.
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