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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.33,0:00:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.12,0:00:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, and speaking of Baby,\Nremember this? Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.94,0:00:17.77,Default,,0,0,0,,We have finally found\Nthe perfect nanny. Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.82,0:00:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,DARCI:\NFelicia Romero. Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.17,0:00:20.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a better idea. Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.73,0:00:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,A baby needs her father,\Nwhich is why Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.08,0:00:25.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I will take the next year off. Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.48,0:00:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NOnly problem? Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.78,0:00:28.17,Default,,0,0,0,,He's not going to stay home\Nmuch longer Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.22,0:00:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,because his American version Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.71,Default,,0,0,0,,ofThe Passions of Santos\Njust got the green light. Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.74,0:00:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We are officially going to make Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.96,0:00:35.22,Default,,0,0,0,,The Passions\Nof Steve and Brenda: Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.27,0:00:39.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The First Co-Presidents\Nof the United States. Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.14,0:00:41.10,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, and\Nspeaking of the United States, Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.14,0:00:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,you recall Alba's been\Non the path to citizenship, Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.10,0:00:45.71,Default,,0,0,0,,and she's also had to deal\Nwith some romantic drama Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.76,0:00:47.19,Default,,0,0,0,,of her own. Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.24,0:00:48.32,Default,,0,0,0,,See, Jorge proposed, Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.37,0:00:50.72,Default,,0,0,0,,but she turned him down...\Ntwice. Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.76,0:00:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,And then she changed her mind,\Nbut it was too late. Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.81,0:00:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NI know. Talk about heartbreak. Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.29,0:01:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Which brings us to Xiomara. Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.42,0:01:02.73,Default,,0,0,0,,See, she recently learned she\Nhas stage III breast cancer, Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.77,0:01:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,so she had to make\Nsome big decisions. Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.86,0:01:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I've actually decided\Nto have a single mastectomy. Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.74,0:01:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAnd so she had the surgery, Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.78,0:01:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,which, my friends, Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.05,0:01:15.88,Default,,0,0,0,,is where we left off. Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.92,0:01:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,When Jane Gloriana Villanueva\Nwas 18 years old, Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.92,0:01:22.53,Default,,0,0,0,,something truly horrific\Nhappened. Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.54,0:01:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,ALL:\NNo! Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.50,0:01:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,She missed Arturo finding out Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,that his bride Victoria\Nwas actually Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.63,0:01:35.59,Default,,0,0,0,,his long-lost sister\NonTe Amo Pero Te Odio. Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.63,0:01:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, that's it. Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.64,Default,,0,0,0,,No more putting it off. Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.68,0:01:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,We're getting a new TV. Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.20,0:01:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAnd that, friends, Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.38,0:01:42.73,Default,,0,0,0,,was when the Villanueva women Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.77,0:01:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,got to work. Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.30,0:01:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And, as with all families, Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.04,0:01:48.74,Default,,0,0,0,,each had a part to play. Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.78,0:01:50.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I've narrowed it down\Nto three choices Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.82,0:01:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,based off price, size,\Nand picture quality. Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.78,0:01:54.43,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NJane was the researcher. Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.74,0:02:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAlba was the caretaker. Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.70,0:02:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I will, but look.\NThis is my top choice, Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.44,0:02:05.01,Default,,0,0,0,,and normally\Nit's out of our price range, Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:08.19,Default,,0,0,0,,but I found a coupon\Nin the paper for 25% off. Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.23,0:02:09.49,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps]Mmm. Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.54,0:02:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. It expires today. Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.15,0:02:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And the store closes\Nat 6:00 p.m. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.58,0:02:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,What?It's 5:45. Let's go! Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.28,0:02:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAnd Xo... Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.59,0:02:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, wait, wait, wait! Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.76,0:02:19.24,Default,,0,0,0,,It's 5:58! Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.29,0:02:21.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry. We're closed.\NCome back tomorrow. Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.37,0:02:23.59,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NWell, she was the whoop ass. Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.64,0:02:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hell no, junior. Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.38,0:02:26.68,Default,,0,0,0,,We have 90 seconds left, Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.73,0:02:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,so unless you want your boss Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.08,0:02:29.47,Default,,0,0,0,,to know that you closed early, Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.51,0:02:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,punch back in\Nor I'll punch you out. Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.39,0:02:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs] Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.74,0:02:37.53,Default,,0,0,0,,ROGELIO:\NI got the new TV. Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.56,0:02:39.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Full price. Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.39,0:02:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I made sure to get a good one. Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.96,0:02:43.35,Default,,0,0,0,,None of that discounted crap. Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.40,0:02:44.92,Default,,0,0,0,,My only request Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.96,0:02:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,is that you never watch my shows\Nin ultra-high-def. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.71,0:02:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It is not a fair depiction Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.40,0:02:51.01,Default,,0,0,0,,of my pore size. Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.06,0:02:53.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You have my word. Thanks, hon. Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.41,0:02:55.49,Default,,0,0,0,,[Baby crying]Baby duty calls. Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.54,0:02:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NYep. Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.80,0:02:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,In times of crisis, we revert Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.46,0:03:00.51,Default,,0,0,0,,to our roles.Cool TV. Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.54,0:03:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I watch PAW Patrol\Nwith Abuela? Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.42,0:03:11.42,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NYep, there's our caretaker. Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.43,0:03:22.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes to fluids, no to plastic. Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.35,0:03:24.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Use this, Mateo. Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.57,0:03:26.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to send you\Nguys this article. Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.92,0:03:28.61,Default,,0,0,0,,It's really interesting. Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.66,0:03:30.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Basically,\Nplastic is poisoning us all. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.44,0:03:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NWhat'd I tell you? Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.92,0:03:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,The researcher. Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.93,0:03:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs] Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.02,0:03:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know, Ma. Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.41,0:03:44.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Just walking around the house\Nfeels like enough. Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.85,0:03:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm still in so much pain.ROGELIO: No! Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.24,0:03:48.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Sheila, Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.51,0:03:50.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Santos never wears peach. Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.55,0:03:51.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Never ever. Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.03,0:03:54.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if he was playing a peach,\Nhe would wear lavender. Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.12,0:03:56.82,Default,,0,0,0,,He would be a lavender peach. Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.86,0:03:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you understand? Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.60,0:04:01.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.26,0:04:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,They just hired the\Nnew costume designer Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.04,0:04:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,for Steve and Brenda,\Nand she's clueless. Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.91,0:04:06.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Even Baby knows Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.39,0:04:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,that President\NSteven T. Santos Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.35,0:04:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,doesn't wear peach. Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.74,0:04:12.31,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you\Nand Darci doing Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.36,0:04:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,on the search\Nfor a new nanny? Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.10,0:04:16.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You haven't told her? Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.18,0:04:17.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad.Rogelio. Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.40,0:04:19.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I know, I know, but I\Nmade such a big show Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.23,0:04:20.71,Default,,0,0,0,,about being Baby's nanny, Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.75,0:04:22.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Darci will rake me over\Nthe coals for backing out. Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.41,0:04:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,So I was thinking, Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.37,0:04:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,maybe I could bring Baby\Nwith me to work. Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.02,0:04:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.68,0:04:29.90,Default,,0,0,0,,just hand her to a P.A. Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.94,0:04:31.63,Default,,0,0,0,,when we roll camera. Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.68,0:04:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Rogelio, that's ridiculous. Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.20,0:04:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to talk to Darci. Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.38,0:04:35.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...Now! Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.90,0:04:37.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be a coward. Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.55,0:04:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NYep, there's our whoop ass. Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.38,0:04:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, here's the article. Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.64,0:04:43.17,Default,,0,0,0,,So, it's not just BPA,\Nalthough that's bad. Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.21,0:04:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It... uh... Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.91,0:04:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,My computer died. Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.09,0:04:48.36,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NThank God. [sighs] Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.39,0:04:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I left my charger\Nat Rafael's. Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.92,0:04:52.19,Default,,0,0,0,,It's over there\Nin the kitchen pile. Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.22,0:04:53.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Or maybe it's\Nby the bed pile. Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.57,0:04:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a lot of Jane piles Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.75,0:04:56.06,Default,,0,0,0,,in this place.Got it. Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.09,0:04:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, where are you guys headed? Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.01,0:04:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I got called in early\Nfor a shift, Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.66,0:05:01.53,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'm dropping them off\Nat Petra's. Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.58,0:05:03.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, how's your mom? Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.28,0:05:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Took a few more laps\Naround the living room today. Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.10,0:05:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice. Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.41,0:05:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, want some more good news? Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.15,0:05:10.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Always. Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.67,0:05:12.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Mateo's progress report. Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.72,0:05:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Straight fours.What?! Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.24,0:05:16.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Mateo! That's my boy. Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.07,0:05:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,ELLIE: We used to think\Nfour was good, too. Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.34,0:05:21.90,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's when we thought\Nit was out of five. Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.95,0:05:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's out of six. Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.16,0:05:25.21,Default,,0,0,0,,ELLIE:\NSo it's more of a C-plus. Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.25,0:05:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We got A's. Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.08,0:05:28.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I am still\Nvery proud of him. Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.78,0:05:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles, clicks tongue]\NAnd the two of you Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.09,0:05:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,for being such little... Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.44,0:05:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,smarties. Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.00,0:05:36.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Should we go out and celebrate?Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.26,0:05:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Can we go bowling? Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.44,0:05:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course. Bowling it is. Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.75,0:05:40.41,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles] Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.44,0:05:42.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.10,0:05:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,My charger. Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.49,0:05:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to get back to my mom's. Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.67,0:05:47.11,Default,,0,0,0,,See you later. I love you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.32,0:05:49.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa. Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.50,0:05:52.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you actually just say that? Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.11,0:05:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I guess I did. Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.63,0:05:57.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I love you, too. Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.16,0:05:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles softly] Aw. Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.59,0:06:01.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, got to go. Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.55,0:06:03.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Us, too. Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.07,0:06:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NSeriously? Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.68,0:06:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk about anticlimactic. Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.29,0:06:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[door closes] Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.99,0:06:09.99,Default,,0,0,0,,OMG, I'm sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.04,0:06:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,It was so anticlimactic,\NI forgot to do this. Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.14,0:06:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,[knocking] Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.49,0:06:26.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[clears throat] Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.31,0:06:28.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You're early. Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.32,0:06:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,My shift changed.\NI've been texting you. Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.28,0:06:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, and before I forget, Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.58,0:06:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Jane planned a family\Nbowling night for Friday Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.63,0:06:36.24,Default,,0,0,0,,in honor of everyone's good\Nprogress reports at school. Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.28,0:06:37.67,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll bowl. Uh, listen, Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.72,0:06:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I need you\Nto keep the girls occupied. Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.24,0:06:40.46,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Why? Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.50,0:06:41.81,Default,,0,0,0,,J.R. spent the night.\NShe's in the shower. Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.85,0:06:42.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Have the girls even met her yet? Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.98,0:06:44.38,Default,,0,0,0,,No. And I don't think Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.42,0:06:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,now is the ideal time,\Nbut you're early. Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.29,0:06:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wants to go downstairs\Nand get some ice cream? Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.99,0:06:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,BOTH: Yay!RAMOS: Okay, love your shower, Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.17,0:06:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,hate your... Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.26,0:06:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.52,0:06:58.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Who is she? Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.96,0:07:00.39,Default,,0,0,0,,My friend.Why is your friend Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.44,0:07:01.57,Default,,0,0,0,,wearing a robe? Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.61,0:07:02.57,Default,,0,0,0,,PETRA: Girls, let's go\Nfor that ice cream. Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.61,0:07:05.05,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll have a nice talk. Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.09,0:07:06.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry about this.[door closes] Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.92,0:07:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure it's not how\Nyou wanted to meet the girls. Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.75,0:07:10.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I didn't want\Nto meet them at all. Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.58,0:07:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me? Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.80,0:07:14.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a kid person. Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.45,0:07:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna put some clothes on. Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.58,0:07:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice meeting you. Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.37,0:07:22.07,Default,,0,0,0,,JANE:\NStop it. Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.11,0:07:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't rush to judgment. Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.55,0:07:24.85,Default,,0,0,0,,She said\Nshe didn't like my kids. Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.90,0:07:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids in general, Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.07,0:07:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,not just yours. Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.38,0:07:28.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Although they can be tough. Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.68,0:07:30.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Jane.Just look at it\Nfrom her point of view. Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.60,0:07:31.86,Default,,0,0,0,,She was in a bathrobe. Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.90,0:07:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,She wasn't expecting\Nto see anybody, Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.29,0:07:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,and she ended up\Nmeeting the whole family. Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.25,0:07:37.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what? Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.86,0:07:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna call Petra\Nand suggest we all have dinner. Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.95,0:07:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No. Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.22,0:07:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. We have a family policy. Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.09,0:07:44.35,Default,,0,0,0,,J.R. met the kids. Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.39,0:07:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to get to know her. Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.74,0:07:48.05,Default,,0,0,0,,And you have to give her\Na chance. Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.09,0:07:50.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. I'll go to dinner, Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.14,0:07:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,but only if you admit\Nyou're really doing this Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.79,0:07:53.27,Default,,0,0,0,,because you're curious. Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.31,0:07:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,So curious.\NShe makes Petra giggle. Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.75,0:07:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: She\Nmakes her do more than that. Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.58,0:08:00.36,Default,,0,0,0,,But also,\Nwe have a family policy. Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.41,0:08:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAnd speaking of family Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.80,0:08:02.85,Default,,0,0,0,,and policy... Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.89,0:08:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you please check again? Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.28,0:08:05.76,Default,,0,0,0,,There must be some mistake. Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.42,0:08:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.51,0:08:14.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, yes. I'll be there. Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.12,0:08:15.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.77,0:08:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that about? Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.04,0:08:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Monday? Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.08,0:08:23.65,Default,,0,0,0,,That test wasn't supposed to be\Nfor another two months. Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.69,0:08:25.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.83,0:08:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so ask\Nto reschedule it. Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.62,0:08:43.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I'll help you study. Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.84,0:08:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll get it done. Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.15,0:08:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[door closes] Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.24,0:08:49.94,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.85,0:08:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma, I got to hold off Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.77,0:08:58.90,Default,,0,0,0,,on that walk outside again.\NI'm tired. Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.73,0:09:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What's going on? Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.22,0:09:10.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Everything's great. Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.44,0:09:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NYeah, just a guess? Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.74,0:09:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,At some point, Xo's gonna open Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.22,0:09:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,that can of whoop ass\Non both of them. Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.92,0:09:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Why won't you tell her\Nabout the test date? Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.32,0:09:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You should go home to study.\NI'll take care of her. Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.07,0:09:34.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you need to focus\Non your test. Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.38,0:09:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,DARCI:\NWhat do you want? Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.08,0:09:45.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to tell you\Nsomething. It's important. Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.73,0:09:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me guess.\NYou took a personality test, Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.91,0:09:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,and it turns out\Nyou're a narcissistic egomaniac Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.69,0:09:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,with a subconscious\Ninferiority complex. Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.87,0:09:53.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs forcedly] Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.22,0:09:55.31,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]That's a good one, Darci. Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.35,0:09:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Your sense of humor\Nis as delightful Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.35,0:09:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,as the look on your face. Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.01,0:10:00.67,Default,,0,0,0,,So? Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.70,0:10:02.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Spit it out. Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.27,0:10:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.88,0:10:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,it seems circumstances Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.89,0:10:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,have conspired... Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.02,0:10:13.67,Default,,0,0,0,,in a sense...Rogelio. Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.72,0:10:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I can no longer be Baby's nanny. Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.72,0:10:20.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.16,0:10:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I knew\Nthis would happen-- Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.25,0:10:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,that you'd quit-- but still, Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.73,0:10:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,now that it's happening... Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.60,0:10:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I am so, so angry with you! Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.21,0:10:31.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you do this\Nall the time! You... Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.21,0:10:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Xo has breast cancer. Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.04,0:10:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,A-And I need\Nto take care of her. Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.56,0:10:38.22,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NThe cancer card? Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.26,0:10:40.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Really, Rogelio? Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.39,0:10:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,[softly]:\NWhat? Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.05,0:10:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, I...\NI had no idea. Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.75,0:10:46.53,Default,,0,0,0,,We've been keeping it quiet. Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.57,0:10:49.49,Default,,0,0,0,,She just had a mastectomy,\Nand she's in a lot of pain. Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.53,0:10:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,And that is why\NI can't be the nanny. Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.75,0:10:54.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. That and preproduction. Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.15,0:10:56.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.19,0:10:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course you need\Nto be there for Xo. Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.85,0:11:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll pick up the slack\Nas long as you need. Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.55,0:11:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.94,0:11:06.03,Default,,0,0,0,,PETRA:\NThis needs to be quick. Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.07,0:11:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I convinced J.R.\Nto come to drinks. Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.51,0:11:08.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. So she didn't want to? Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.81,0:11:10.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Ididn't want her to. Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.08,0:11:11.73,Default,,0,0,0,,It is way too early\Nto introduce you to J.R. Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.77,0:11:13.21,Default,,0,0,0,,But since you insisted,\Nyou are not allowed Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.25,0:11:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,to screw this up\Nand embarrass me. Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.08,0:11:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Petra, don't worry. Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.30,0:11:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll keep it\Nsuper low-key. Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.78,0:11:19.39,Default,,0,0,0,,And you'll make sure Raf\Ndoesn't say anything Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.43,0:11:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,overprotective\Nor patronizing?\NOh, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.17,0:11:22.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't do that. Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.79,0:11:24.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You have experience with kids? Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.44,0:11:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,So, do you have a car seat? Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.48,0:11:26.88,Default,,0,0,0,,The three of you\Nare on your roof. Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.92,0:11:28.01,Default,,0,0,0,,You get locked out. Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.05,0:11:29.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you jump off? Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.05,0:11:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm on it.\NDon't worry. Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.79,0:11:32.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Things not to bring up. Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.40,0:11:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's start with the three I's.\NInsemination. Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.75,0:11:37.97,Default,,0,0,0,,A sandwich and the\Nextra turkey baster. Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.15,0:11:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Infidelity. Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.07,0:11:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,And any other...\NIndiscretions. Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.11,0:11:48.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.77,0:11:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,avoid all other\Ncontroversial topics, Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.77,0:11:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,including,\Nbut not limited to, Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.25,0:11:54.73,Default,,0,0,0,,sex, religion, politics\Nand the New York Mets. Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.77,0:11:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it okay to discuss\Nthe weather? Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.78,0:11:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be\Ncondescending. Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.17,0:11:59.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And no, J.R. hates small talk.JANE: Okay. Got it. Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.95,0:12:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Off to deliver\Nflash cards.\NTo Mateo? Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.13,0:12:04.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Good idea.\NI heard about the fours. Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.22,0:12:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,No. For my abuela. Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.79,0:12:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.47,0:12:38.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.31,0:12:54.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.23,0:12:58.84,Default,,0,0,0,,So he just happened to mention\Nthey broke up? Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.88,0:13:00.19,Default,,0,0,0,,No way. Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.23,0:13:01.67,Default,,0,0,0,,He dropped that info\Non purpose. Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.71,0:13:03.19,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NMm-hmm. She's right. Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.23,0:13:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,He totally wanted you\Nto know he was single. Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.67,0:13:06.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You should tell him you\Nstill have feelings for him. Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.29,0:13:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, I'm just not quite\Nstrong enough for that yet. Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.12,0:13:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,XIOMARA:\NMa, I'm not ready. Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.43,0:13:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What are those? Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.60,0:13:26.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, uh... Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.21,0:13:28.21,Default,,0,0,0,,um... Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.26,0:13:30.26,Default,,0,0,0,,they're for my writing. Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.30,0:13:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I left them at work. Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.57,0:13:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Just story plotting. Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.92,0:13:35.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for grabbing\Nthem for me, Abuela. Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.18,0:13:37.35,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.\NTime for drinks Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.40,0:13:40.23,Default,,0,0,0,,with J.R.Ooh, you have to let us know\Nwhat she's like. Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.27,0:13:41.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I will.\NMy mission is Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.92,0:13:44.66,Default,,0,0,0,,just to keep Rafael\Nfrom ambushing her. Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.71,0:13:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NWhich brings us to... Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.36,0:13:47.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for\Nsitting down. Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.76,0:13:49.24,Default,,0,0,0,,This is an\Nimportant step, Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.28,0:13:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,since there are\Nkids involved. Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.54,0:13:53.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. I heard about the "rule." Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.76,0:13:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just me. Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.24,0:13:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I love rules.\NStructure. Plans. Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.37,0:13:58.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]But... Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.59,0:14:00.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I obviously do want\Nto know anyone Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.59,0:14:02.07,Default,,0,0,0,,who's gonna be spending\Nsignificant time Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.12,0:14:03.51,Default,,0,0,0,,with my children. Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.55,0:14:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Rafael, she's here.\NWe get it. Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.17,0:14:08.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, so, uh, you're a lawyer? Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.95,0:14:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. I am. Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.78,0:14:11.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What was law school like? Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.82,0:14:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty challenging. Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.00,0:14:14.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I've\Nheard that. Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.39,0:14:15.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What was the toughest part? Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.57,0:14:17.05,Default,,0,0,0,,The tests. Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.13,0:14:19.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like tests. Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.57,0:14:22.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, luckily, this is\Nnot one of those tests. Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.36,0:14:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just\Na get-to-know-you. Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.36,0:14:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm.Great. Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.10,0:14:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I'll...\Nask the next question. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.49,0:14:31.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How am I doing? Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.32,0:14:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Good. Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.93,0:14:34.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Good?So good. Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.76,0:14:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,[both laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.68,0:14:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.81,0:14:46.47,Default,,0,0,0,,JANE: Shall we maybe\Ngrab the waiter, Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.51,0:14:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,order some drinks?Yeah, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.16,0:14:50.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[clears throat]I think so. Excuse me. Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.52,0:14:55.56,Default,,0,0,0,,So, that... Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.61,0:14:57.56,Default,,0,0,0,,you wouldn't do in\Nfront of the kids. Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.61,0:14:59.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.48,0:15:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Clearly. Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.09,0:15:03.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, great. Let's order\Na bottle of pinot noir. Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.35,0:15:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I recently read that\Nthe antioxidants in red wine Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.01,0:15:08.01,Default,,0,0,0,,help prevent\Ncoronary artery disease. Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.05,0:15:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, Jane, you're a...\Nreal bulldozer. Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.66,0:15:12.49,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles] I'm not sure\Nif that's a good thing Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.54,0:15:14.84,Default,,0,0,0,,or a bad thing,\Nbut thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.89,0:15:16.63,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NPretty sure it's a bad thing. Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.67,0:15:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have a glass\Nof your best Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.50,0:15:20.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Speyside scotch. Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.85,0:15:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice choice. Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.20,0:15:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have one\Nas well. Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.76,0:15:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,All around. Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.59,0:15:27.72,Default,,0,0,0,,No, thanks.\NI'll have my usual white. Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.77,0:15:30.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever tried one of the\NJapanese single malts? Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.77,0:15:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,They're great. Although\Nfor my money, got to go Scottish Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.34,0:15:35.65,Default,,0,0,0,,if you want a good\Npeaty single malt. Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.69,0:15:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Absolutely. Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.65,0:15:40.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you had anything\Nfrom Islay?It's my favorite. Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.30,0:15:42.61,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the first place I go\Nwhenever I'm in Scotland. Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.65,0:15:44.65,Default,,0,0,0,,In Scotland. Of course. Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.70,0:15:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever been?No, but it's on my list. Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.57,0:15:49.09,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have to tell me\Nwhere to go. Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.14,0:15:51.88,Default,,0,0,0,,NARRATOR: Hey, good news--\NI think she likes Rafael. Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.92,0:15:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to travel, too. Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.93,0:15:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a long list of places\NI want to visit. Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.15,0:15:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NYeah. Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.54,0:15:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Less into the bulldozer. Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.59,0:16:06.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Well, I'm glad\Nwe got to know her. Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.50,0:16:08.03,Default,,0,0,0,,You were right,\Nshe's fine.\NYeah. Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.07,0:16:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, she clearly\Ndidn't like me. Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.29,0:16:14.03,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not true. Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.08,0:16:16.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, so I didn't like\Nother Jane.RAFAEL: Fine. Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.77,0:16:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe she wasn't giving\Nyou the warmest vibe. Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.21,0:16:19.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Right? Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.26,0:16:21.01,Default,,0,0,0,,And I was really trying. Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.04,0:16:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,She just tries too hard. Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.61,0:16:24.65,Default,,0,0,0,,She talked about\Nthe most random things. Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.70,0:16:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, what was I supposed\Nto talk about, anyway? Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.18,0:16:28.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Every single thing\Nwas off-limits. Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.18,0:16:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And she didn't ask me\None question about myself. Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.70,0:16:32.01,Default,,0,0,0,,RAMOS:\NShe asked so many questions. Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.05,0:16:33.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I felt like I was\Non the witness stand. Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.97,0:16:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just trying\Nto get to know her. Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.36,0:16:37.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Just let it go. Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.53,0:16:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Petra's new girlfriend\Ndoesn't have to like you.PETRA: Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.36,0:16:42.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never seen anyone\Nnot like Jane before. Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.71,0:16:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It's honestly\Na turn-on. Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.89,0:16:46.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]\NWell, I was underwhelmed. Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.20,0:16:48.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, now you see why\NI had to call you J.R. Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.24,0:16:51.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, we should\Ncall her JV. Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.07,0:16:54.07,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughing]:\NOh, that's perfect. Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.12,0:16:56.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Jane is so JV. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.73,0:16:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\N[laughing]: I know.\NShe's so basic. Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.12,0:17:00.99,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay,\Nnow you're just being mean. Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.04,0:17:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go somewhere nicer. Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.08,0:17:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And it doesn't matter\Nif she doesn't like you, Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.95,0:17:08.52,Default,,0,0,0,,because I... Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.57,0:17:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,love you. Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.09,0:17:15.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps]\NAw. Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.71,0:17:23.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we blew past\Na pretty big moment earlier. Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.28,0:17:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And, uh, it was\Na little anticlimactic. Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.54,0:17:26.67,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NI'll say. Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.71,0:17:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,In fact, I did. Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.37,0:17:30.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So I just wanted\Nto take a minute, Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.50,0:17:32.98,Default,,0,0,0,,slow down\Nand commemorate this Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.02,0:17:34.89,Default,,0,0,0,,"I love you" milestone. Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.33,0:17:37.81,Default,,0,0,0,,By which,\NI mean have sex. Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.86,0:17:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[giggles]\NCount me in. Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.08,0:17:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.04,0:17:46.13,Default,,0,0,0,,[both sigh]LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NIn contrast, Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.17,0:17:48.69,Default,,0,0,0,,that was very climactic. Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.74,0:17:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,And inspiring. Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.09,0:17:54.00,Default,,0,0,0,,After all,\NJane is a romance writer. Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.05,0:17:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna do some writing. Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.79,0:17:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Now? Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.31,0:18:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,What can I say?\NYou're my muse. Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.10,0:18:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna strike\Nwhile the inspiration's hot. Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.53,0:18:06.49,Default,,0,0,0,,[giggles] Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.11,0:18:12.03,Default,,0,0,0,,You were up pretty late.\NLooks like somebody got Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.06,0:18:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,her writing mojo back. Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.20,0:18:14.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. [grunts] Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.85,0:18:17.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I got to go. Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.11,0:18:19.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Your drawer's overflowing.I know I was resistant\Nto it at first, Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.90,0:18:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's really come in handy. Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.20,0:18:22.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah. Well, then,\Nmaybe while you're gone, Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.60,0:18:23.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll clear out\Na couple more for you. Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.94,0:18:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe even a shelf. Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.21,0:18:26.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't go too crazy. Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.86,0:18:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts] Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.17,0:18:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh,\Nthis must be what Jane wrote Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.18,0:18:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,after their sexy time\Nlast night. Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.40,0:18:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.01,0:18:48.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, thanks for these. Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.23,0:18:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. So nice\Nof you to come, Darci, Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.49,0:18:52.15,Default,,0,0,0,,but, uh, Xo was about\Nto take a nap. Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.19,0:18:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand. Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.54,0:18:55.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to go back to hunting\Nfor a nanny, anyway. Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.02,0:18:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you guys talked.\NI'm glad.\NYes. Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.24,0:18:59.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I totally understand.\NGiven that... Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.02,0:19:02.07,Default,,0,0,0,,[stammers]: An-An-And,\Nand these flowers-- Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.11,0:19:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,oh, my God,\Nthey're gorgeous, Darci. Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.29,0:19:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Truly. Thank you.\NAnd we're walking. Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.20,0:19:08.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I told Ro you guys would\Nneed time to find someone Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.38,0:19:09.77,Default,,0,0,0,,before the show starts. Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.82,0:19:11.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What show? Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.91,0:19:15.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Rogelio didn't mention\Nanything about a new show. Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.56,0:19:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he couldn't\Nbe Baby's nanny Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.91,0:19:18.48,Default,,0,0,0,,because you have cancer. Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.52,0:19:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,ROGELIO:\NWell, i-it was Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.00,0:19:25.05,Default,,0,0,0,,a-a cancer/new show\Ncombination, really. Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.09,0:19:26.53,Default,,0,0,0,,DARCI:\NWow. Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.57,0:19:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew you were\Na self-absorbed meat bag. Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.84,0:19:32.97,Default,,0,0,0,,But using the cancer card? Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.01,0:19:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,That is a new low,\Neven for you. Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.15,0:19:36.49,Default,,0,0,0,,And you know who\Nwill suffer? Baby. Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.54,0:19:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Because we lost Felicia, Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.45,0:19:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,the best nanny out there,\Ndue to you, Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.59,0:19:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,and your ego. Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.94,0:19:43.99,Default,,0,0,0,,PETRA:\NUgh. Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.02,0:19:45.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I just hate bowling,\Nthat's why I canceled. Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.64,0:19:48.60,Default,,0,0,0,,We had a plan. Raf said\Nhe confirmed with you. Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.64,0:19:50.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He did.\NI just don't want to go. Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.07,0:19:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[scoffs]\NIt's gross. Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.47,0:19:53.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The dirty shoes,\Nthe dirty balls. Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.34,0:19:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NPetra is so over balls. Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.43,0:19:58.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I already told Mateo\Nabout it, and he's so excited. Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.60,0:20:00.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Then take him. I'll do\Nsomething else with the girls. Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.43,0:20:02.17,Default,,0,0,0,,But...\NJane! I don't\Nlike bowling. Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.22,0:20:03.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not gonna\Nbulldoze me into this. Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.57,0:20:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this about J.R.? Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.87,0:20:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No. Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.22,0:20:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,You said bulldoze,\Nshe said bulldoze. Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.57,0:20:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that why\Nyou're saying no? Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.83,0:20:11.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course not. Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.92,0:20:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She doesn't like me,\Ndoes she? Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.79,0:20:16.88,Default,,0,0,0,,She likes you fine. Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.06,0:20:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, fine.\NShe doesn't like you. Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.32,0:20:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It was awkward Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.32,0:20:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,because there were so\Nmany topics off-limits. Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.59,0:20:25.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, don't worry about it.\NYou're just not her cup of tea. Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.68,0:20:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You should take\Nthe afternoon off. Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.76,0:20:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm feeling good. I-I can handle\Nbeing alone for a while. Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.60,0:20:37.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Jane can empty my drains, and\NRo's bringing lunch by later. Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.90,0:20:39.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And, honestly,\NI could use some space. Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.61,0:20:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma. Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.04,0:20:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I said I don't need any help. Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.61,0:20:49.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you go home\Nfor a bit? Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.48,0:20:52.31,Default,,0,0,0,,There is a need! Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.35,0:20:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You're smothering me and I need\Nsome time without you! Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.37,0:21:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Mateo had a meltdown when\NI told him that the girls Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.90,0:21:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,aren't coming bowling. Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.38,0:21:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,On a scale of one Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.12,0:21:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,to decapitating\Nhis Darth Vader doll? Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.95,0:21:23.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it was a dark day\Nfor the Empire.\NWell, Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.30,0:21:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,he sees the girls all the time.\NHe'll be fine.I know, but still. Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.08,0:21:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,This is why I want J.R. to like\Nme. She's affecting our family. Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.87,0:21:31.74,Default,,0,0,0,,And we spent a long time\Nnegotiating our parts. Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.78,0:21:33.74,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.79,0:21:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I was clearing out\Nsome drawers for you, Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.57,0:21:40.18,Default,,0,0,0,,and I came across the story\Nyou wrote last night. Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.23,0:21:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. I... Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.41,0:21:45.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't mean for\Nyou to read that. Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.80,0:21:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't plan to. Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.45,0:21:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But you said I inspired you, Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.45,0:21:52.80,Default,,0,0,0,,so I thought maybe it would be\Nabout us, but it was... Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.85,0:21:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,About Michael.\NYeah. Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.72,0:21:57.81,Default,,0,0,0,,And look, I hate that\Nit even bothers me this much, Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.85,0:21:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,but you had just told me\Nthat you loved me, Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.73,0:22:01.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and then you got out of bed,\Nand you wrote about him. Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.77,0:22:04.47,Default,,0,0,0,,It just made me feel like... Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.95,0:22:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Like what? Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.30,0:22:10.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You were choosing him\Nall over again. Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.39,0:22:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\NAnd I hate Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.13,0:22:13.39,Default,,0,0,0,,even saying that. Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.44,0:22:14.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, that's not\Nwhat it was. Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.00,0:22:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I sat down to write,\Nand realized... Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.96,0:22:21.01,Default,,0,0,0,,yesterday was the anniversary\Nof Michael's death. Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.05,0:22:23.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.31,0:22:25.27,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, no, no, no. It's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.32,0:22:27.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I had no idea. I should have\Nnever even read it. Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.14,0:22:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[ringtone playing]Oh. I... Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.84,0:22:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Abuela.\NEverything okay? Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.63,0:22:33.98,Default,,0,0,0,,JANE:\NYou kicked Abuela out? Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.02,0:22:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I didn't want\Nto hurt her feelings, Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.59,0:22:37.07,Default,,0,0,0,,but I had to make her leave. Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.11,0:22:39.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.30,0:22:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,JANE:\NShe failed? Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.30,0:22:53.74,Default,,0,0,0,,She told me that she was doing\Nwell on her practice tests. Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.78,0:22:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NUh-oh. Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.52,0:22:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You knew how soon\Nthe test was? Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.31,0:23:01.61,Default,,0,0,0,,She swore me to secrecy. Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.66,0:23:03.31,Default,,0,0,0,,She knew that if you knew, Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.35,0:23:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,you wouldn't let her\Nhelp you recover. Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.18,0:23:08.05,Default,,0,0,0,,She's right.\NShe hasto pass that test. Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.10,0:23:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\Nyou hid this from me. Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.97,0:23:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I shouldn't have. Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.06,0:23:13.93,Default,,0,0,0,,And you shouldn't\Nhave asked me to. Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.97,0:23:15.93,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NA family meeting. Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.98,0:23:18.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice idea, Jane. Classic. Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.25,0:23:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm through surgery, Ma.\NI'm fine. Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.16,0:23:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I am, I promise. Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.52,0:23:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,She is? Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.06,0:23:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I have been outside. Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.93,0:24:00.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Gary. Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.32,0:24:02.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Good to see you. Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.50,0:24:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,XIOMARA:\NI saw him looking at me Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.55,0:24:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,like I was a sick person. Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.11,0:24:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,And... I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.77,0:24:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I just can't handle\Nbeing seen like that. Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.25,0:24:12.55,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NEspecially when you're used\Nto being the whoop ass. Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.51,0:24:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'msorry\NI didn't say anything sooner. Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.30,0:24:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, bottom line? Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.52,0:24:25.39,Default,,0,0,0,,No more secrets,\Nmuch more communication. Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.44,0:24:27.31,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to work together. Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.35,0:24:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ladies, let's get in formation. Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.53,0:24:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Abuela, I'm going to take charge\Nof test prep. Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.01,0:24:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Deal.\NOkay. Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.80,0:24:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,What about me?\NWha-What's my part? Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.62,0:24:40.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Recovering. Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.10,0:24:41.67,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs] Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.71,0:24:42.89,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAnd so, friends, Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.93,0:24:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,they played their parts. Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.11,0:24:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,How many congressmen\Nare there Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.50,0:24:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,in the House of Representatives,\NAbuela? Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.89,0:24:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,425? Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.07,0:24:51.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Close. 435. Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.29,0:24:56.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Who was the president\Nduring the Great Depression? Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.12,0:24:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Herbert Hoover.\NJANE:\NThere were two. Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.12,0:24:59.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Hoover and FDR. Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.60,0:25:01.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Hoover and FDR. Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.26,0:25:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Hoover, FDR. Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.30,0:25:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Who has the right\Nto veto bills? Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.61,0:25:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The president. Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.04,0:25:10.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. How old do you\Nhave to be to vote? Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.48,0:25:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,18.\NRight again. Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.96,0:25:13.96,Default,,0,0,0,,How many U.S.\Nsenators are there? Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.01,0:25:15.57,Default,,0,0,0,,100.\NCorrect. Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.62,0:25:17.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Is Puerto Rico\Nan American state? Dialogue: 0,0:25:17.75,0:25:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it is a commonwealth, Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.01,0:25:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,an unincorporated territory. Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.15,0:25:27.72,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NPreach! Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.76,0:25:29.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe don't say that\Nlast part at the exam, Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.63,0:25:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,but that's right. Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.64,0:25:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NIt is important to note\Nthat while Rogelio thinks Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.99,0:25:44.34,Default,,0,0,0,,he's being recognized for\Nhis celebrity, the truth is, Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.38,0:25:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,no one likes a grown man\Nalone at a playground. Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.78,0:25:49.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Felicia? Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.66,0:25:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is\NRogelio de la Vega. Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.57,0:25:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You interviewed\Nto be a nanny with... Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.27,0:25:59.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. I have employment\Nwith a lovely family. Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.01,0:26:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd be willing\Nto up the ante. Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.75,0:26:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh! Look straight ahead. Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.45,0:26:05.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Take out your phone,\Npretend to talk. Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.54,0:26:09.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this a poaching\Nsituation? Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.24,0:26:11.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it is. Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.67,0:26:14.02,Default,,0,0,0,,NARRATOR: Ooh. Play date\Nwith a dash of espionage. Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.07,0:26:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm leaning in.How did you find me? Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.03,0:26:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Deep dive on Instagram. Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.90,0:26:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll match whatever your current\Nemployer is paying you. Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.20,0:26:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop talking.All right, I'll double it. Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.90,0:26:24.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You drive a hard bargain,\NFelicia. Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.25,0:26:25.82,Default,,0,0,0,,MAN:\NFelicia? Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.86,0:26:27.25,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NMario Lopez! Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.30,0:26:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What's he doing here? Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.56,0:26:31.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you trying\Nto poach my nanny? Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.49,0:26:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mario Lopez, you have\Nmy sincerest apologies. Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.49,0:26:46.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I have the utmost respect Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.06,0:26:48.07,Default,,0,0,0,,for your entire body\Nof work-- as an actor, Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.10,0:26:49.23,Default,,0,0,0,,as a host, and, Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.28,0:26:51.07,Default,,0,0,0,,well, your actual body, Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.10,0:26:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,which is truly a work of art. Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.45,0:26:55.63,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NYou're tellin' me. You were poaching. Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.67,0:26:58.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone knows there's no\Npoaching on the playground. Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.64,0:27:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw on Instagram\Nyou love babies. Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.33,0:27:06.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Mine is six months old. His kids\Nare practically in college. Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.08,0:27:07.69,Default,,0,0,0,,They're four\Nand six years old, Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.73,0:27:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,and Felicia's already\Nbonded with them. Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.86,0:27:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Gia! Nico! Come here.\NWe're about to take her Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.17,0:27:13.65,Default,,0,0,0,,on a family vacation\Nwith us to the Bahamas. Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.69,0:27:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll give you a week\Nin my Mazatlán time-share. Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.91,0:27:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You can stay in my guest house\Nfor three months. Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.35,0:27:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I will lease you a car,\Nfully loaded. Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.92,0:27:21.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Quick. Tell Felicia\Nyou love her. Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.26,0:27:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, Felicia. Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.40,0:27:24.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, Felicia. Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.83,0:27:26.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, Felicia. Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.14,0:27:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,See? Look at those faces. Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.84,0:27:31.67,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps] Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.71,0:27:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You can have a three-episode\Narc in my new series Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.49,0:27:36.80,Default,,0,0,0,,starring River Fields. Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.02,0:27:42.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.\NYou know acting is my dream. Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.85,0:27:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye, Felicia. Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.51,0:27:47.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Later, Slater. Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.73,0:27:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,When can you start? Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.38,0:27:51.34,Default,,0,0,0,,ALBA:\N1920. Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.38,0:27:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,That is the year women\Ngot the right to vote.Work it, Abuela! Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.21,0:27:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,That's ten out of ten.\NYou're gonna kill this test. Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.17,0:28:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll meet you\Nat Mom's house after work. Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.05,0:28:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\N[gasps] Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.88,0:28:13.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for holding\Nthe door. Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.49,0:28:16.27,Default,,0,0,0,,So, how are you? Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.32,0:28:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.93,0:28:22.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I saw that\Nyou were reading Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.76,0:28:24.72,Default,,0,0,0,,What Happened in the\NAlleythe other day. Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.76,0:28:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,How?\NSorry? Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.33,0:28:29.59,Default,,0,0,0,,How did you see?\NI noticed it\Nin your bag. Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.64,0:28:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah,\Nthat's a little stalkerish. Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.29,0:28:33.86,Default,,0,0,0,,It was sticking out. Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.90,0:28:36.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, anyway, I\Nlove that book. Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.56,0:28:39.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a fan. I have a client who's\Naccusing the author of slander. Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.69,0:28:42.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. That's... too bad. Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.30,0:28:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NHow long is this ride? Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.30,0:28:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Is she really not\Nat her floor yet? Dialogue: 0,0:28:46.52,0:28:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So, listen, I don't know if we\Ngot off on the wrong foot. Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.87,0:28:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs] Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.66,0:28:54.10,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's cool.\NI don't have a problem with you. Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.53,0:28:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.32,0:29:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But beyond not having\Na problem with me, Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.63,0:29:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd love us\Nto get along. Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.45,0:29:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,How come?\NHow come? Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.50,0:29:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you're really\Nimportant to Petra. Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.67,0:29:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,[elevator bell dings]LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NOh, thank God! Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.98,0:29:11.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, I tried. Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.51,0:29:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You cornered J.R.\Nin an elevator Dialogue: 0,0:29:18.21,0:29:20.30,Default,,0,0,0,,and said she's really\Nimportant to me? Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.34,0:29:22.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't say that exactly.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NActually verbatim. Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.73,0:29:26.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Jane!I'm sorry, but it's true, and I\Njust wanted to connect with her. Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.52,0:29:29.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Just get over it! Everyone's\Nnot going to love you. Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.70,0:29:31.22,Default,,0,0,0,,That is not what this is about.Then what is it about? Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.26,0:29:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You, okay?!\NIt's about you, Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.31,0:29:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,because I love you. Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.70,0:29:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,And I just feel like J.R. is\Npoisoning the well against me, Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.92,0:29:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,and I don't want anything to\Ncome in the way of our family, Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.45,0:29:44.10,Default,,0,0,0,,because we've worked too hard,\Nand like I said, Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.15,0:29:47.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you. Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.37,0:29:50.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.15,0:29:52.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I appreciate your explanation. Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.63,0:29:54.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to say it back.I don't want to. Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.90,0:29:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Petra.Can I say it in Czech? Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.20,0:30:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I want it in English\Nright now.\NFine! Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.99,0:30:02.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, too. Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.64,0:30:04.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[clicks tongue] Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.00,0:30:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAw. Dialogue: 0,0:30:08.87,0:30:11.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Just don't cry\Nin front of J.R. Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.52,0:30:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Ever. Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.53,0:30:17.10,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs] Dialogue: 0,0:30:17.14,0:30:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.44,0:30:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,She got a way bigger\N"I love you" than me. Dialogue: 0,0:30:20.66,0:30:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,[clicks tongue] Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.97,0:30:23.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm really sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.93,0:30:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I shouldn't have said what I\Nsaid about you choosing Michael. Dialogue: 0,0:30:26.97,0:30:30.84,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you feel that way,\Nwe should talk about it. Dialogue: 0,0:30:32.50,0:30:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I'm still\Ninsecure about it. Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.81,0:30:38.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't help but wonder\Nif I'm a second choice, Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.85,0:30:41.64,Default,,0,0,0,,which is impossible\Nto answer, I know. Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.68,0:30:43.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it is. Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.12,0:30:47.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know\Nif this helps or not, Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.69,0:30:50.30,Default,,0,0,0,,but this is the first year that\NI forgot about the anniversary Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.34,0:30:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,of Michael's death,\Nand that's because of you. Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.88,0:31:03.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughs]:\NOh. Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.36,0:31:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.23,0:31:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAnd with Xo and Jane's words\Nringing in her ears, Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.89,0:31:18.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Alba decided to go for it. Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.41,0:31:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.41,0:32:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Not quite the telenovela ending Alba was hoping for. Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.50,0:32:01.94,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.39,0:32:20.43,Default,,0,0,0,,And cut! Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.40,0:32:29.57,Default,,0,0,0,,ROGELIO:\NThat was great! Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.62,0:32:30.89,Default,,0,0,0,,For you, no?\N[chuckles] Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.92,0:32:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Almost believable. Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.92,0:32:35.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Darci?\NI have wonderful news. Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.32,0:32:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I have secured\NFelicia's services Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.84,0:32:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,as a nanny. Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.24,0:32:41.81,Default,,0,0,0,,But we put a great\Nnanny on hold Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.85,0:32:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,a few weeks ago when we heard\Nyour show was getting made. Dialogue: 0,0:32:44.28,0:32:47.28,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait,\NDarci never mentioned that. Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.33,0:32:49.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You knew about my show? Dialogue: 0,0:32:50.64,0:32:52.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. But you pulled Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.86,0:32:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,the cancer card.\NBecause you were...I went to great lengths to poach Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.16,0:32:57.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Felicia in a bidding war with\NMario Lopez!\N...too much of\Na coward to tell me the truth! Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.47,0:32:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That bridge cannot be unburned!And I wanted you to sit\Nin the mess you made Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.30,0:33:02.17,Default,,0,0,0,,for a while!I will never be\Na guest on Extra! Dialogue: 0,0:33:02.21,0:33:05.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop! Enough. Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.22,0:33:08.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You used your wife's cancer Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.70,0:33:10.09,Default,,0,0,0,,to avoid telling\NDarci the truth Dialogue: 0,0:33:10.13,0:33:12.14,Default,,0,0,0,,about not being able\Nto watch Baby? Dialogue: 0,0:33:13.31,0:33:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And you made him\Nfeel like there was Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.66,0:33:18.62,Default,,0,0,0,,a crisis only you could fix\Njust to teach him a lesson? Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.66,0:33:20.88,Default,,0,0,0,,NARRATOR: Thanks for that.\NEven I was getting confused. Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.93,0:33:22.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You are both wrong. Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.41,0:33:25.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Mush, whose side are you on? Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.67,0:33:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[Baby crying] Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.06,0:33:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm on Baby's side. Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.03,0:33:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,JANE:\NWhat's wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:33:40.64,0:33:43.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Abuela.Ma, I'm so sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:33:46.87,0:33:48.26,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs] Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.30,0:33:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You just will. Dialogue: 0,0:33:51.13,0:33:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Abuela, come on. I'm gonna\Ngive you the same speech Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.70,0:33:55.09,Default,,0,0,0,,you've always given us: Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.14,0:33:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,don't throw away your future\Nover some boy. Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.31,0:33:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,XIOMARA:\NAgreed. Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.66,0:34:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, help me up.Whoa. Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.36,0:34:03.53,Default,,0,0,0,,What? I'm coming. Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.58,0:34:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to be in a good mood\Nto take that test. Dialogue: 0,0:34:06.02,0:34:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And seeing me out of the house Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.80,0:34:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,is gonna put you\Nin a good mood, right? Dialogue: 0,0:34:09.54,0:34:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm. Dialogue: 0,0:34:10.85,0:34:12.11,Default,,0,0,0,,All right? Dialogue: 0,0:34:12.15,0:34:13.63,Default,,0,0,0,,So let's go. Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.68,0:34:15.24,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NWhich brings us here... Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.29,0:34:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe that traffic.Go, go! Run! Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.77,0:34:19.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh...\N[exclaims] Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.56,0:34:26.13,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean? Please? Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.17,0:34:28.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Doors are closed.\NShe's two minutes late. Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.34,0:34:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs]Sir. Please. Dialogue: 0,0:34:30.78,0:34:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Please. My grandma's\Nworked so hard for this. Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.65,0:34:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It means everything to her. Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.18,0:34:37.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.You're sorry? Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.40,0:34:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,NARRATOR: Phew. We could\Nreally use our whoop ass. Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.48,0:34:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,My mom is late because of me. Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.36,0:34:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,The reason doesn't matter. Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.44,0:34:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah, it does. Dialogue: 0,0:34:44.01,0:34:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I have cancer. No, no, Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.97,0:34:48.23,Default,,0,0,0,,do not look away. Dialogue: 0,0:34:48.28,0:34:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I have tubes\Ncoming out of me Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.50,0:34:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and pus dripping\Nin these bags Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.19,0:34:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and it hurts like hell! Dialogue: 0,0:34:53.63,0:34:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,But I came here to see my mom Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.63,0:34:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,take this damn test,\Nbecause being Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.76,0:35:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,a citizen of this country\Nis important to her! Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.20,0:35:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So I am\Ngonna need you Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.20,0:35:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,to let her take\Nthat freaking test. Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.29,0:35:05.68,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NWell, if there was ever Dialogue: 0,0:35:05.73,0:35:07.77,Default,,0,0,0,,a moment to play\Nthe cancer card, Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.82,0:35:10.34,Default,,0,0,0,,this was it. Dialogue: 0,0:35:14.00,0:35:15.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps]Go, go. Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.83,0:35:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Mom. Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.48,0:35:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,[panting]Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:35:27.18,0:35:28.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Who was the U.S. president\Nduring World War I? Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.19,0:35:29.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Woodrow Wilson. Dialogue: 0,0:35:31.32,0:35:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What year\Nwas the Constitution written? Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.67,0:35:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,1787. Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.33,0:35:40.51,Default,,0,0,0,,How many voting members are\Nin the House of Representatives? Dialogue: 0,0:35:40.55,0:35:43.30,Default,,0,0,0,,435. Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.33,0:35:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Who rode with George Washington\Nwhen he crossed the Delaware? Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.46,0:35:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NWait, that wasn't one\Nof the practice questions. Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.99,0:35:51.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.64,0:35:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know either. Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.30,0:35:55.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I just had to see\Nif I could stump you. Dialogue: 0,0:35:58.04,0:35:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[screams] Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.00,0:36:02.31,Default,,0,0,0,,[both laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.70,0:36:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,[sighs] Dialogue: 0,0:36:06.79,0:36:09.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[all laughing] Dialogue: 0,0:36:09.18,0:36:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Dialogue: 0,0:36:29.59,0:36:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckling] Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.30,0:36:44.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Esteban\Nis watching Baby. Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.65,0:36:47.52,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he'll stay with her\Nfor as long as it takes for us Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.57,0:36:50.61,Default,,0,0,0,,to have\Na mature conversation. Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.66,0:36:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Xo said the same thing. Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.49,0:36:54.05,Default,,0,0,0,,So... Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.10,0:36:56.23,Default,,0,0,0,,what's the mature explanation Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.27,0:36:58.49,Default,,0,0,0,,for your incredibly\Nimmature lie? Dialogue: 0,0:36:58.54,0:36:59.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:37:00.93,0:37:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me revise that. Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.50,0:37:07.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Please tell me\Nyour point of view Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.02,0:37:09.89,Default,,0,0,0,,on this situation. Dialogue: 0,0:37:09.94,0:37:11.90,Default,,0,0,0,,As you may recall, Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.94,0:37:14.38,Default,,0,0,0,,there was a bit of\Npomp and circumstance Dialogue: 0,0:37:14.42,0:37:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,around my decision to\Nbe a stay-at-home dad. Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.16,0:37:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be happy to be Baby's nanny\Non Darci's days. Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.30,0:37:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No way, Rogelio.\NYou'll do it for a few days Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.65,0:37:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,and then get bored\Nand flake out. Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.35,0:37:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't flake.\NI'm 100% committed. Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.48,0:37:29.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I couldn't bring myself to\Nadmit that you were right. Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.44,0:37:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,That I got bored. Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.61,0:37:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Especially since you love Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.66,0:37:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,spending your free\Ntime with Baby. Dialogue: 0,0:37:35.75,0:37:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,And you do the hard part. Dialogue: 0,0:37:37.92,0:37:39.32,Default,,0,0,0,,All the nursing... Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.36,0:37:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I stopped breastfeeding. Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.10,0:37:43.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But you've been\Nbringing breast milk Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.32,0:37:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,to our house\Nevery week. Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.45,0:37:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's formula. Dialogue: 0,0:37:45.50,0:37:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,[gasps] Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.63,0:37:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got so tired\Nof pumping. Dialogue: 0,0:37:48.41,0:37:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And I didn't want to admit\Nany weakness to you Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.24,0:37:53.24,Default,,0,0,0,,because I thought\Nyou'd use it against me. Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.29,0:37:55.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I probably would have. Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.29,0:37:56.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I've been using\Nyour weaknesses Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.73,0:37:59.74,Default,,0,0,0,,against you,\Nso that makes sense. Dialogue: 0,0:38:00.95,0:38:03.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, no more\Nweaponizing weakness. Dialogue: 0,0:38:03.65,0:38:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Agreed. And to prove\Nthat I mean that, Dialogue: 0,0:38:06.69,0:38:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to tell\Nsome other weaknesses. Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.04,0:38:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[clears throat] Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.00,0:38:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I... Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.39,0:38:16.53,Default,,0,0,0,,veryoccasionally... Dialogue: 0,0:38:16.57,0:38:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,get... Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.75,0:38:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,[whispers]: Botox. Dialogue: 0,0:38:20.40,0:38:21.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. Dialogue: 0,0:38:21.27,0:38:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And it looks Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.84,0:38:24.80,Default,,0,0,0,,like you're probably due Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.84,0:38:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,for some touch-up fillers, too.[gasps] Dialogue: 0,0:38:27.41,0:38:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, my turn.\N[chuckles] Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.85,0:38:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I think... Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.50,0:38:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,the real reason I hide things\Nfrom you is because... Dialogue: 0,0:38:39.33,0:38:40.59,Default,,0,0,0,,...deep down, Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.64,0:38:43.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I want you to like me. Dialogue: 0,0:38:45.16,0:38:48.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Deep down, I want\Nyou to like me, too. Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.34,0:38:52.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, deep down, Dialogue: 0,0:38:52.17,0:38:53.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I do like you. Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.83,0:38:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And deep... Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.48,0:38:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,deep... Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.83,0:39:03.01,Default,,0,0,0,,deepdown, Dialogue: 0,0:39:03.05,0:39:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I like you, too. Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.84,0:39:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,And not so deep down,\NJane likes me a lot. Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.88,0:39:12.02,Default,,0,0,0,,She... loves me, even. Dialogue: 0,0:39:12.06,0:39:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, so that's why\Nshe came on so strong. Dialogue: 0,0:39:14.85,0:39:17.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm really sorry\Nshe freaked you out. Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.50,0:39:18.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what\Nfreaked me out? Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.68,0:39:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That she knew how\Nyou felt about me Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.33,0:39:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,and I didn't. Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.33,0:39:26.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't want to scare you away. Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.25,0:39:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I get scared when you're\Nnot straightforward. Dialogue: 0,0:39:28.56,0:39:30.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's hard. Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.30,0:39:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you already seem\Nto have one foot out. Dialogue: 0,0:39:31.60,0:39:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, you didn't want\Nto get to know my kids. Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.30,0:39:34.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I don't like kids. Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.65,0:39:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So I wanted to know\Nwe were serious Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.91,0:39:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,before getting into all that. Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.78,0:39:42.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, just so you know,\NI don't like kids either. Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.48,0:39:44.35,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]No, but mine\Naren't normal kids. Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.40,0:39:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,They're like... Dialogue: 0,0:39:45.83,0:39:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,miniature adults. Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.27,0:39:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I'd love to\Nofficially meet them. Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.58,0:39:53.93,Default,,0,0,0,,When we're serious. Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.97,0:39:56.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:39:56.67,0:39:58.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.59,0:40:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to be serious with you. Dialogue: 0,0:40:03.77,0:40:06.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew you'd say it first.[laughs] Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.46,0:40:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And\Nspeaking of getting serious... Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.21,0:40:10.82,Default,,0,0,0,,It's for you. Dialogue: 0,0:40:10.86,0:40:13.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I realized three\Ndrawers aren't enough. Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.47,0:40:15.34,Default,,0,0,0,,What you really need is a desk\Nso you can write Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.39,0:40:17.61,Default,,0,0,0,,about whatever it is\Nyou need to write about. Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.65,0:40:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Which I promise I won't read. Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.09,0:40:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.70,0:40:24.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you think it makes it look\Na little cramped in here? Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.61,0:40:28.75,Default,,0,0,0,,So, maybe we should get\Na bigger place. Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.79,0:40:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Together. Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.23,0:40:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.23,0:40:35.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Really. Dialogue: 0,0:40:35.32,0:40:37.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's time I move in\Nwith the man I love. Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.89,0:40:41.02,Default,,0,0,0,,LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:\NAh, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:40:41.06,0:40:44.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the sweeping romantic\Nclimax I was looking for. Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.07,0:40:47.29,Default,,0,0,0,,They're taking the next step! Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.33,0:40:49.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And so are they.\NDinner with the girls. Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.72,0:40:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,[ringtone playing] Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.68,0:40:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the D.A.'s office. Dialogue: 0,0:40:55.29,0:40:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This must be\Nthe official call Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.12,0:40:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,that they've dropped\Nthe charges. Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.39,0:41:01.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello? Dialogue: 0,0:41:03.65,0:41:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:41:07.52,0:41:09.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let me discuss\Nthis with my client. Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.66,0:41:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,They have a new eyewitness Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.01,0:41:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,claiming to have\Nbeen in the room Dialogue: 0,0:41:12.49,0:41:13.96,Default,,0,0,0,,the night of Anezka's death. Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.01,0:41:16.53,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.58,0:41:19.27,Default,,0,0,0,,That's absurd. Who? Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.32,0:41:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw the whole thing. Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.67,0:41:23.15,Default,,0,0,0,,NARRATOR: Ah, yes,\Nthe one-eyed eyewitness. Dialogue: 0,0:41:23.19,0:41:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And it was not self-defense. Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.54,0:41:29.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Petra killed Anezka\Nin cold blood. Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.68,0:41:33.51,Default,,0,0,0,,NARRATOR: Well, that's\Na different kind of climax. Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.51,0:41:37.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Captioning sponsored by\NCBS Dialogue: 0,0:41:37.51,0:41:39.47,Default,,0,0,0,,and TOYOTA. Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.51,0:41:41.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Captioned by\NMedia Access Group at WGBH\Naccess.wgbh.org 79028

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