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Mr. Cox?
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Mr. Cox?
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Mr. Cox?
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Guys, I need Cox.
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He goes on in two minutes
and I can't find him.
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Mr. Cox.
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Mr. Cox?
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You're gonna have to
give him a moment, son.
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Dewey Cox needs to think about
his entire life before he plays.
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Come on, Nate, let's go play.
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I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice.
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You can't practice all the time,
Nate. You're already perfect.
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All right. Come on,
Dewey, let's go play!
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-Today's gonna be the best day ever!
-Yeah!
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Ain't nothing horrible
gonna happen today.
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What do you wanna be
when you grow up, Dewey?
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I don't know. Never really
thunk about it before.
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When I grow up, I'm
gonna be a great composer.
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And a professional baseball player.
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Then I'm gonna be an astronaut,
and I'm gonna go to the moon.
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There's nothing I won't do
with this long, long life of mine.
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For sure.
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That's what's great about being young.
There's so much time to do great things.
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Let's go play!
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My turn!
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I got him! I got him!
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Catch!
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Chicken!
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Yee-haw!
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I challenge you to a duel, sir.
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I don't know, Nate.
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You know how mad Pa gets
when we play with his machetes.
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Come on, Dewey. There's nothing
wrong with a little machete-fighting.
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Now, en garde!
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Do you yield, sir?
Never!
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Prepare to meet your maker.
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Dewey!
Nate!
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I'm... I'm... I'm halved!
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Oh, we should've listened to Pa.
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Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.
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In case I don't make it, then
you'll have to be double great
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for the both of us.
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Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate.
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You can handle it, Dewey.
Now, run, get Pa!
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Holy shit.
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This was a particularly bad case
of somebody being cut in half.
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I was not able to reattach
the top half of his body
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to the bottom half of his body.
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Speak English, doc!
We ain't scientists.
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I'm sorry, folks. He's gone.
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No. Oh, no!
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Oh, my God.
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Dear God. Oh, Dewey.
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It's all your fault, Dewey Cox.
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Oh, Pa, you don't mean that.
It's not his fault.
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He cut him in half with a machete.
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No.
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You. You're not half
the boy that Nate was.
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You're not even half the boy
that the top half of Nate was
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after you cut him in half.
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So you're saying I'm less than
a quarter of the boy Nate was?
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The wrong kid died.
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Ma, I can't smell anything.
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You can't smell anything?
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I think I lost my sense of smell.
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You gone smell-blind, son.
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It'll pass, Dewey.
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Now, you run on down to the
country store and get us some butter.
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And a candle.
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We're gonna light us a candle tonight.
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♪ I'm a gamblin' man ♪
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♪ I gambled everywhere I go ♪
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♪ I'm a gamblin' man
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♪ Lord, I gambled from door to door ♪♪
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I've never heard no music
like that before.
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It's so sad.
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That's why it's called the blues, boy.
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I think I'd like to play me some blues.
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Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand
the true meaning of the blues.
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I reckon I might.
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You play the guitar?
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Never have before.
But I'm a real fast learner.
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Well, go ahead.
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You put your finger right up there.
Place your hands here. That's it.
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That's the G chord.
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Now hit the strings with your other hand.
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That's it.
There you go.
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Yeah, just like that.
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♪ I done a bad thing ♪
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♪ Cut my brother in half ♪♪
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It's not bad for your first time.
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You can do it, Dewey.
You'll be double great.
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For the both of us.
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Dewey?
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Dewey.
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Dewey?
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Mama, you made it!
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There's my favourite 14-year-old son.
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Oh, no. Come on, now.
Not in front of the fellas.
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Howdy, boys.
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Howdy, Mrs. Cox.
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I just wanted to say break a leg.
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I know you boys are gonna
play a real good song.
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Oh, thanks, Ma.
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I'm just so proud you learned
to play the guitar so good.
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Without even having a sense of smell.
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It's all right now, Mama.
I learned how to play by ear.
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You just go out there and
sing your heart out, you hear?
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I will, Mama.
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How we gonna follow that?
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Delilah Montgomery, everybody.
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-Delilah Montgomery.
-Very nice!
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And now sophomore Dewey
Cox is gonna sing us a song.
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So, ladies and germs...
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I know, I know.
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Please welcome Dewey Cox
and the Dewey Cox Four.
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Hi. My name's Dewey Cox.
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And this is a little song I
wrote called "Take My Hand."
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I sure hope you like it.
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The wrong kid died, goddamn it.
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Shh!
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♪ Take ♪
♪ Take, take ♪
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♪ Take my hand ♪
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♪ Take my hand ♪
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♪ We're gonna walk through the park ♪
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♪ I promise to have you
Home before dark ♪
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♪ Home before dark ♪
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♪ Oh, life would be so sweet ♪
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♪ Walking with you down the street ♪
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This music is an outrage!
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♪ Come on and take my hand ♪
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♪ Come on and take my hand ♪
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It's the devil's music!
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♪ It's all right if you're coy ♪
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♪ After all, I'm a boy ♪
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♪ And you're a girl ♪
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♪ But make no mistake ♪
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♪ Yours is the hand
I want to take ♪
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♪ So please ♪
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♪ So please, please ♪
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♪ Take my hand ♪
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You're going to hell!
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Blasphemer!
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That's it. I want you
out of this house, boy.
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You heard the preacher.
Pal
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You think we don't know
what you're talking about
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when you say "take my hand"?
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What do you mean?
It's about holding hands.
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You watch your mouth.
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You know who's got hands?
The devil.
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And he uses them for holding.
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I ain't got no room in my house
for no devil's spawn.
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Oh, you be careful now, you hear?
Before you go and say something
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you're gonna regret
for the rest of your days.
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Like what?
Like "the wrong kid died"?
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Oh, no! No!
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It's okay. It's okay,
Mama, settle down.
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Pa's right.
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Springberry ain't big
enough for me no more.
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I reckon it's time for
Dewey Cox to move on.
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But you're only 14.
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Mama, I love you.
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But I don't need nobody.
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All I need is my music.
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I seen my path today,
and I'm gonna take it.
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And someday, I'll make my masterpiece,
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and you'll all be proud of me.
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Just like you were of Nate.
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Can I come, Dewey?
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Of course you can, Edith.
You're my girlfriend.
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I am?
Yeah, silly.
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I pointed at you in the audience.
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Did you hear that? I'm
Dewey's 12-year-old girlfriend!
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You're the most talented man
I've ever seen in my whole life.
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And you will never get anything but
unconditional love and support from me
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for you and your dreams
the rest of my life.
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Well, then, go on.
Get out of this house.
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Before I cut your dreams in
half like you cut mine in half.
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Goodbye, Pa.
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Just wait till you see what happens now.
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Here we go.
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♪ Ma and Pa leave
home All the kids get glad ♪
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♪ You know our house's
Gonna jump like mad ♪
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♪ We're gonna jump
Li'l children, jump ♪
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♪ We're gonna jump
Li'l children, jump ♪
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♪ We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone ♪
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♪ Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump ♪
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♪ Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump ♪
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♪ Let's jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump ♪
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♪ Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump ♪
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♪ We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone ♪
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♪ You know what I'm saying ♪
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♪ We're gonna jump, li'l children
Mama and Papa's gone ♪♪
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Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there.
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My name is Bobby Shad
and these are the Bad Men.
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We gonna take a short break,
then we be right back
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to rock till the morning light,
all right?
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Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad!
Wow, that was really great.
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Hey, I play a little guitar.
And if you ever need...
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Dewey!
Yes, sir?
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I pay you to mop the floor,
not bother the band.
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My customers come here to dance erotically,
and they need a clean floor to do it on!
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Now, you gonna do your job
or I'll find somebody who will.
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Yes, sir.
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♪ Lonesome blues ♪♪
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Dewey, will you cut out that
racket? I'm trying to feed your child!
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How am I supposed to make it as a
famous musician if I don't practice?
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Will you stop talking about that music?
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But it's my dream, baby.
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Daddy said that if we move back home,
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he could give you a permanent
job at the slaughterhouse.
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You can make an honest living.
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Wouldn't have to hang your head in shame,
walking around like some kind of a failure.
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I think I'm doing okay for a
15-year-old with a wife and a baby.
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Ain't no musician ever made
no money, Dewey.
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Edith, I am starting to think
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that maybe you don't believe in me.
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I do believe in you.
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I just know you're gonna fail.
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What are you talking about, Edith?
What about my dreams?
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Edith, I told you,
I can't build you a candy house!
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It will fall down! The sun will
melt the candy! It won't work!
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It will if it never rains.
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Now, you listen to me. I am
gonna make this dream come true.
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Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy.
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It's hard.
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It ain't easy to walk
to the top of a mountain.
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It's a long, hard walk.
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It's a rocky road.
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But I plan on walking.
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Oh, I'm gonna walk.
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Hard.
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I will walk hard.
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Walk hard.
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I got a full house coming tonight.
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If Bobby Shad can't play
I need to find someone who can.
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I'm fine. I can play
through the pain.
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Maybe you should've thought about this
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before you punched your
landlord while you got the laryngitis.
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I guess there's just
no music tonight, boss.
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Bullhickey! People come here
to dance erotically!
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I ain't got no music,
I ain't got no nightclub.
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Excuse me.
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I play a little.
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I don't know how to tell you this, boy.
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You're white.
This crowd will eat you alive.
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I been watching Mr. Shad
every night. I know all the songs.
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It'll be the same show.
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00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:33,268
It'll be just like Bobby Shad and
the Bad Men, only it'll be me tonight.
250
00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,063
This is crazy.
251
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,109
But I ain't got no other choice.
252
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:45,906
I don't mean to put more
pressure on you, boy.
253
00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:49,493
The suits from the record company
just got here.
254
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,624
Oh, okay.
255
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,502
Scared?
256
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,921
A little.
Well, you should be.
257
00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,381
Those Jews control show business.
258
00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:06,176
Just lay it down exactly like Bobby does.
259
00:16:08,803 --> 00:16:12,807
Good evening. We're Bobby Shad
and the Bad Men. I'm Dewey Cox.
260
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:16,645
Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight
so I'm gonna do his show for you.
261
00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,688
And I hope you enjoy it.
262
00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:24,027
This first song
we're fitting to do is, uh...
263
00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:25,987
Well, it's about, uh...
264
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,658
It's about when your woman catches you.
265
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,744
You know, she catches you
running around town
266
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:35,497
getting into all kinds of strange.
267
00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:40,794
And she says, "Son, get your lazy,
two-timing, Negro ass up out of here."
268
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,005
And you say to her:
What's he doing? You see that?
269
00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,841
♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪
270
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,303
♪ You got to love your Negro man
Whoo ♪
271
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,639
♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪
272
00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:55,016
♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪
273
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,852
♪ You got to love, love
Love, love, love ♪
274
00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,688
♪ Your Negro man ♪
275
00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:03,900
♪ From early in the morning
Till late at night ♪
276
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,570
♪ You know I love your apples
Let me take a bite ♪
277
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:09,030
♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪
278
00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,658
♪ You got to love your Negro man ♪
279
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:14,160
♪ You got to love, love
Love, love, love ♪
280
00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:16,454
♪ Your Negro man ♪♪
281
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:20,875
I like what you did out there tonight.
Have you ever made a recording?
282
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:24,462
Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov,
that's been my dream.
283
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,424
He's not the one you want.
I'm the one you want.
284
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:30,385
I think he's the one we want.
He's got a nice thing.
285
00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:34,139
He's not so bad with the singing and
the playing and the shaking of the tochis.
286
00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:38,351
I think you've got what it
takes to make it in the big time.
287
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,395
The big time?
288
00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:46,234
♪ When the moon
hits your eye Like a big pizza pie ♪
289
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,445
♪ That's amore ♪
290
00:17:48,612 --> 00:17:50,614
♪ When the world seems to shine ♪
291
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,865
What the hell is this?
292
00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:54,743
Pizza pie.
What's in a pizza pie?
293
00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:58,121
♪ Bells will ring Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling ♪
294
00:17:58,288 --> 00:17:59,581
♪ And you'll sing "Vita bella" ♪
295
00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:02,917
All right. Hold, please.
Stop that. Stop your singing!
296
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:05,170
Stop your singing this
instant, young man!
297
00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:07,631
I will not have this in my studio!
298
00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,300
Uh, maybe it was a wrong song choice?
299
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:14,638
If you would just let me play one of my songs that
I wrote, I think you'll like it a whole lot better.
300
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,560
And there is nothing that you can do
301
00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:23,480
here in this room
that can turn that around.
302
00:18:23,647 --> 00:18:27,442
Nothing you can do that can make up
for what you just did to "That's Amore."
303
00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:30,737
Well, my mother liked it a whole lot.
Your mother was wrong.
304
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:33,531
I was willing to open my mind
305
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,618
because these Jewish gentlemen
brought you in here.
306
00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:38,620
They usually have good taste.
307
00:18:38,912 --> 00:18:42,374
And now here you are in front
of me pretending you can sing.
308
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,709
And I have to say that today
309
00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:48,296
your performance has shaken
my belief in the Jewish people.
310
00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:50,674
Well, there's nothing
I would like more, sir,
311
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,594
than to restore your faith in Judaism right
now, if you could just give me that shot.
312
00:18:54,761 --> 00:19:00,892
But I'll tell you, you have failed so far, and
if somehow you are able to sing a song now,
313
00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:03,645
bringing these boys together
you haven't even met,
314
00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:06,398
and make something So personal, so new,
315
00:19:06,815 --> 00:19:08,817
that the whole world takes notice,
316
00:19:08,983 --> 00:19:11,945
and that your life
is never the same again...
317
00:19:12,278 --> 00:19:16,616
But I'm telling you right now, I
don't think it's going to happen.
318
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,995
Wait, wait, wait. We're here
already. What could it possibly hurt?
319
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,416
L'Chaim, I'll do it for you.
But just one more song.
320
00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:26,251
All right.
321
00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:31,673
All right, son. I'm gonna
give you 15 more seconds.
322
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:35,677
Thank you, sir.
I hope you won't regret it.
323
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:40,181
Dewey, we don't know this song.
324
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:42,517
You just follow me.
325
00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:44,853
I don't know.
326
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:03,747
♪ Walk hard ♪
327
00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:06,541
♪ Hard ♪
328
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,959
Walk hard?
329
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:11,254
♪ Down life's rocky road ♪
330
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:15,008
♪ Walk bold ♪
331
00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:17,677
♪ Hard ♪
332
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:20,889
♪ That's my creed ♪
333
00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,641
♪ My code ♪
334
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:27,228
♪ I been scorned and slandered
And ridiculed too ♪
335
00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:32,025
♪ Had to struggle every day
My whole life through ♪
336
00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:36,571
♪ Seen my share of the worst
That the world can give ♪
337
00:20:37,614 --> 00:20:42,243
♪ But I still got a dream
And a burnin' rage to live ♪
338
00:20:42,619 --> 00:20:44,370
♪ Walk hard ♪
339
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:46,748
♪ Hard ♪
340
00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:50,752
Here is America's new hit song,
"Walk Hard,"
341
00:20:50,919 --> 00:20:54,255
recorded just 35 minutes ago
by Dewey Cox.
342
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,091
♪ Hard ♪
343
00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:59,427
♪ Though they say ♪
344
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:02,180
♪ You're not the one ♪
345
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:05,099
♪ Even if you've been told
Time and time again ♪
346
00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:10,480
♪ That you're always gonna lose
And never gonna win ♪
347
00:21:11,523 --> 00:21:14,317
♪ You gotta keep that vision
In your mind's eye ♪
348
00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:20,323
♪ When you're standin' on top
Of a mountain high ♪
349
00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:30,708
He walks so hard.
350
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,335
How do I walk, boys?
351
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:37,882
♪ Hard ♪
352
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,510
♪ When I meet my maker
On my dying day ♪
353
00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,679
Hello.
A monkey!
354
00:21:42,846 --> 00:21:45,098
♪ I'm gonna look him in the eye
And by God, I'll say ♪
355
00:21:46,683 --> 00:21:49,978
♪ I gave my word
And my word was good ♪
356
00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:54,190
♪ I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I could ♪♪
357
00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:57,318
Oh, hey, Shorty.
Hello, my darling.
358
00:21:57,485 --> 00:22:00,154
I sang a song at a circus in New Jersey.
359
00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:02,156
They said,
"We'll give you 5 grand.”
360
00:22:02,323 --> 00:22:04,075
I said, "No, you won't.
You'll give me that giraffe.”
361
00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:08,997
They did. They gave it right to me.
That is one beautiful giraffe.
362
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,164
Thank you.
363
00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:13,042
It'll just be a few weeks, Edith.
364
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:14,919
Who's gonna help
me take care of the children?
365
00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:17,630
Dewey, you have got to
give up this dream.
366
00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:20,925
You're never gonna make it.
Give it up, Dewey.
367
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:25,096
What are you talking about?
I got a number one hit on the radio.
368
00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:27,515
I mean, I'm playing my music
for people who wanna hear me.
369
00:22:27,682 --> 00:22:29,517
It's everything we always wanted, Edith.
370
00:22:29,684 --> 00:22:32,979
I never get to see you anymore.
Your kids never get to see you.
371
00:22:33,271 --> 00:22:35,356
I don't know how to tell you this.
372
00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:37,108
I'm gonna miss some things, okay?
373
00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:39,777
I'm gonna miss some
birthdays and some christenings.
374
00:22:39,944 --> 00:22:41,696
I'm gonna miss some
births, period. Okay?
375
00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:45,033
Just unrealistic to think I'm gonna be
here for every time you have a baby.
376
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:48,661
But aren't you happy?
You have a beautiful new home.
377
00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:51,581
All your fancy new clothes and
your monkey and your giraffe.
378
00:22:51,998 --> 00:22:53,958
Look, what else you need?
379
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:57,962
How about I get you
a crow that could talk?
380
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,591
And I'll teach him phrases that
I say. "Good morning, honey."
381
00:23:01,758 --> 00:23:05,511
But it'll be a little crow talking.
This ain't about no exotic pets!
382
00:23:05,678 --> 00:23:08,765
It's about love,
you stupid piece of shit.
383
00:23:08,932 --> 00:23:10,558
Dewey.
384
00:23:11,559 --> 00:23:13,811
Hello, baby!
385
00:23:14,437 --> 00:23:17,065
Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speaking.
386
00:23:18,858 --> 00:23:20,985
Oh, you sweet thing.
387
00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:22,528
Do I what?
388
00:23:22,695 --> 00:23:24,614
How are we supposed to follow that?
389
00:23:24,781 --> 00:23:26,616
Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great.
390
00:23:26,783 --> 00:23:29,619
Thanks, Buddy Holly.
If you don't, I'll pick it right back up.
391
00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:31,996
-You got nothing to worry about.
-Oh, thank you.
392
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,624
Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly.
393
00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:38,086
Dewey, you'll be fine,
or my name's not Buddy Holly.
394
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:41,589
Hey, guys. Change of plans. Elvis wants
to get out of here early. He's hungry.
395
00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:44,759
So we're gonna change the order. After
the Big Bopper, it's gonna be Buddy Holly,
396
00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:48,096
then Elvis Presley,
and then you, Dewey Cox.
397
00:23:48,262 --> 00:23:51,391
So it's the Big Bopper,
398
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,101
and then Buddy Holly,
399
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:56,771
and then Elvis Presley, and then me?
400
00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:59,273
Yeah. Just for tonight.
401
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,944
Well, I'm just happy to be here.
402
00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,615
Elvis!
403
00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:11,035
Ladies.
404
00:24:11,202 --> 00:24:14,122
Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't
have to rile them up like that.
405
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,957
What, now?
406
00:24:16,124 --> 00:24:18,001
No, I'm... Excuse me, what?
407
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:20,336
I'm just saying,
we gotta follow that and...
408
00:24:20,503 --> 00:24:23,631
Listen to this, right now. There's
two things you need to know.
409
00:24:23,798 --> 00:24:25,758
I'm the King.
And number two is:
410
00:24:25,925 --> 00:24:28,469
Look out, man! Look at that
coming at you. You see that?
411
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:31,264
It's called karate, man, and
only two kinds of people know it.
412
00:24:31,431 --> 00:24:33,599
The Chinese and the King.
413
00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:35,226
And one of them is me.
414
00:24:35,393 --> 00:24:36,644
You're the King.
415
00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:37,854
Come on, man...
416
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,858
Look out, man!
417
00:24:43,234 --> 00:24:44,485
Well, thanks, Elvis.
418
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,782
Let's go. Come on, mama.
419
00:24:50,450 --> 00:24:53,077
What the fuck was he talking about?
420
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,539
How y'all doing?
My name's Dewey Cox.
421
00:24:57,290 --> 00:25:01,711
Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play a
song I wrote for a very special lady.
422
00:25:01,878 --> 00:25:03,921
I'm talking about
Mrs. Dewey Cox.
423
00:25:06,382 --> 00:25:08,551
♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪
424
00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:10,720
♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪
425
00:25:10,887 --> 00:25:14,390
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
426
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:19,103
♪ I have a perfect life ♪
427
00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:23,483
♪ You are the perfect wife ♪
428
00:25:23,649 --> 00:25:27,653
♪ I don't know why ♪
429
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:32,241
♪ I sit and cry ♪
430
00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:37,371
♪ And now I miss you so ♪
431
00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:41,584
♪ Please don't let me go ♪
432
00:25:41,751 --> 00:25:45,838
♪ I make mistakes and that is true ♪
433
00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:51,052
♪ At least I learn each time I do ♪
434
00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:54,180
♪ Darling, you must believe ♪
435
00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:59,977
♪ If could never leave you I tried ♪
436
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:04,273
♪ A life without you ♪
437
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:11,440
♪ Is no life at all ♪
438
00:26:18,538 --> 00:26:20,456
Wow, great playing, boys.
439
00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:22,208
The fillies love you, Dewey.
440
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:25,753
Yeah, if I wasn't a married man with a good
head on my shoulders, I don't know what I'd do.
441
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,339
You gotta get back out there,
Dewey. They are going crazy.
442
00:26:28,506 --> 00:26:30,466
Let me splash some water
on my face. I'll be right back.
443
00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,176
Okay. Hurry up!
444
00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:37,682
Golly, that rock 'n' roll. Ha!
445
00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:43,437
Get out of here, Dewey.
What are y'all doing in here?
446
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:47,358
We're smoking reefer, and
you don't want no part of this shit.
447
00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:48,943
You're smoking reefers?
448
00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:50,903
Yeah, of course we are.
Can't you smell it?
449
00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:54,073
No, Sam, I can't.
450
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,117
Come on, Dewey, join the party.
451
00:26:56,284 --> 00:27:00,079
No, Dewey, you don't
want this. Get out of here!
452
00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:02,957
You know what? I don't want no
hangover. I can't get no hangover.
453
00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,251
It doesn't give you a hangover.
454
00:27:05,418 --> 00:27:08,337
Will I get addicted to it or something?
455
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,256
It's not habit-forming.
456
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,758
Oh, okay, well...
457
00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:16,721
I don't know.
I don't wanna overdose on it.
458
00:27:16,888 --> 00:27:18,139
You can't OD on it.
459
00:27:19,140 --> 00:27:21,100
It's not gonna make me
wanna have sex, is it?
460
00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:22,935
It makes sex even better.
461
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,146
Sounds kind of expensive.
462
00:27:25,313 --> 00:27:27,440
It's the cheapest drug there is.
463
00:27:29,442 --> 00:27:30,985
You don't want it.
Hm.
464
00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,487
I think I kind of want it.
465
00:27:34,155 --> 00:27:36,741
Okay, but just this once.
Come on in.
466
00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,413
What do I do?
Like this.
467
00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,264
Oh, my.
468
00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:03,017
Well, the tour's going real great, baby.
469
00:28:03,184 --> 00:28:05,311
Yeah, we're having a real nice time.
470
00:28:05,478 --> 00:28:07,563
Yeah, the boys have been playing great,
471
00:28:07,730 --> 00:28:10,358
and the audiences have been
just wonderful, so...
472
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:12,860
When you coming home, Dewey?
Soon, baby, real soon.
473
00:28:13,027 --> 00:28:16,280
We gotta hit the major markets in the Northeast,
and then hit Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland...
474
00:28:16,447 --> 00:28:20,243
Dewey, could you shut up? I'm trying to
have sex with these women down here.
475
00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:21,911
Who's that?
476
00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:25,039
Oh, that's, uh...
That's Sam.
477
00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:28,459
He's just looking for his drumsticks.
Howdy.
478
00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:30,253
Excuse me.
479
00:28:32,088 --> 00:28:36,384
Anyway, baby, you don't wanna hear about
all this boring stuff. How was your day?
480
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,553
Oh, you know,
just taking care of the kids.
481
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,055
Went down to Wilson's Market
the other day
482
00:28:41,222 --> 00:28:43,516
to pick up some milk. You'd never
guess. They were completely out of milk.
483
00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:44,892
Hey, Dewey?
Yes, Bert?
484
00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:46,394
You want a cup of coffee or something?
485
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,895
No, thank you.
486
00:28:48,062 --> 00:28:49,855
Who's that?
Oh, that's just Bert, my roadie.
487
00:28:50,022 --> 00:28:53,150
Just wants to know if I want any
coffee or anything like that. You know.
488
00:28:54,402 --> 00:28:58,948
Dewey, there's a distance growing
between us, I feel, and I don't like it.
489
00:28:59,282 --> 00:29:02,159
Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith.
490
00:29:02,326 --> 00:29:04,578
Come on, you know
I'm just the same old Dewey.
491
00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:06,539
Hey, Dewey.
Yes, Bert?
492
00:29:06,706 --> 00:29:07,957
You seen my sandals?
493
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,669
I don't know.
I'm talking to my wife, Bert.
494
00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:15,172
Baby, there's somebody
at the door. Listen, I gotta go.
495
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,008
Can I call you when I get to New Jersey?
496
00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:18,551
Okay. Bye, Dewey.
497
00:29:18,718 --> 00:29:20,094
I love you.
All right.
498
00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:21,470
I love you.
I love you.
499
00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:24,098
You're never gonna make it, okay?
Okay, bye.
500
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:25,766
Bye.
501
00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:32,064
Dewey.
Pa.
502
00:29:32,231 --> 00:29:33,899
What are you doing here?
503
00:29:34,108 --> 00:29:35,401
It's about your mama.
504
00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:39,530
Ma? What about her? Is she okay?
505
00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:44,910
We better step out into the hall.
506
00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:51,125
What happened?
I'll tell you what happened.
507
00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:56,255
We were readying for bed when
your song comes on the radio.
508
00:29:56,422 --> 00:29:57,465
It's Dewey!
509
00:29:59,258 --> 00:30:01,927
Your son is talented.
You should be proud.
510
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:07,141
Well, I must admit, it is kind of catchy.
511
00:30:07,308 --> 00:30:08,684
Dance with me, Pa.
512
00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:13,773
It does make you kind of
wanna move, doesn't it?
513
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,316
It sure does.
514
00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:20,279
Maybe I have been
kind of hard on little Dewey.
515
00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:22,323
Maybe you have.
516
00:30:24,784 --> 00:30:25,951
Whoo.
517
00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:28,954
Be careful, Ma.
518
00:30:30,331 --> 00:30:32,666
-You all right, Ma?
-I'm all right.
519
00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:39,256
She lost her balance
520
00:30:39,632 --> 00:30:41,842
and fell out the window,
521
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,970
and then the radio crushed her head?
522
00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:47,681
While she was dancing to your song.
523
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,684
I thought you should know
what your music does.
524
00:30:50,851 --> 00:30:52,686
It kills people.
525
00:30:52,853 --> 00:30:56,065
You made her happy, and it killed her.
526
00:30:56,232 --> 00:31:00,444
If Nate was alive, this
never would have happened.
527
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:07,910
Wrong kid died.
528
00:31:13,249 --> 00:31:15,876
Get out of here, Dewey.
What are y'all doing in here?
529
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:20,005
It's called cocaine, and you
don't want no part of this shit.
530
00:31:20,172 --> 00:31:22,049
Cocaine?
531
00:31:22,967 --> 00:31:23,968
What's it do?
532
00:31:24,135 --> 00:31:26,846
It turns all your bad feelings
into good feelings.
533
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,223
It's a nightmare.
534
00:31:30,391 --> 00:31:33,644
I'm thinking maybe I'd like to
try me some of that cocaine.
535
00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:38,691
♪ When I meet
my maker On my dying day ♪
536
00:31:38,858 --> 00:31:41,569
♪ Look him in the eye
And by God I'll say ♪
537
00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:44,572
♪ I gave my word
And my word was good ♪
538
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:49,785
♪ I took it in the face
And I walked as hard as I could ♪
539
00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:53,080
♪ Walk hard
Walk hard, hard, hard ♪
540
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,082
♪ Walk hard, hard, hard
Walk... ♪
541
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,257
All right, again. Faster.
542
00:32:03,424 --> 00:32:08,095
This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody
gonna wanna listen to music like this.
543
00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:10,431
You're standing there
playing as fast as you can,
544
00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:13,267
singing like some sort of punk.
545
00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:16,729
Don't you dare try to stifle me.
546
00:32:16,896 --> 00:32:20,357
Whose band is this anyway,
you cocksucker!
547
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,985
I'll punch you in the mouth!
548
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,989
Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave.
549
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,783
No, I didn't mean that.
550
00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:35,289
Just with my mama dying and
all, I'm just all twisted up inside.
551
00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:36,707
Mr. Cox?
552
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:42,421
I heard you were looking for a new
backup singer. For your new duet.
553
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,134
You heard right.
554
00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:50,638
I was wondering if you
might like to give me a try.
555
00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:53,015
I reckon I might.
556
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:59,313
I've been singing in my
church choir since I was a girl.
557
00:32:59,772 --> 00:33:00,981
I like the sound of that.
558
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,652
Darlene Madison.
559
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,488
Dewey Cox.
560
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,533
Hello, Darlene.
561
00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:15,037
Hello, Mr. Cox.
562
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,165
You ready to sing one?
563
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,459
I'm always ready.
564
00:33:21,377 --> 00:33:23,170
Well, all right.
565
00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:28,175
♪ In my dreams you're blowin' me ♪
566
00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:29,843
♪ Some kisses ♪
567
00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:36,850
♪ That's one of my favourite things
To do ♪
568
00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:41,480
♪ You and I could go down ♪
569
00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:43,148
♪ In history ♪
570
00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:50,364
♪ That's what I'm prayin'
To do with you ♪
571
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,616
♪ Let's duet ♪
572
00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:57,162
♪ In ways that make us feel good ♪
573
00:33:57,705 --> 00:33:59,373
♪ Let's duet ♪
574
00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:03,711
♪ And make that sacred sound ♪
575
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,546
Uh!
576
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:09,550
Dewey Cox! I am not
that kind of woman.
577
00:34:11,594 --> 00:34:13,929
Al right.
Well,
578
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:16,807
that doesn't mean
that we still can't be friends.
579
00:34:17,641 --> 00:34:19,268
Okay.
580
00:34:19,435 --> 00:34:22,021
Well, then, here's to us
being great friends.
581
00:34:26,567 --> 00:34:28,652
I can't! We're friends!
582
00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:32,114
♪ I'm gonna beat off ♪
583
00:34:32,323 --> 00:34:34,199
♪ All my demons ♪
584
00:34:36,243 --> 00:34:41,373
♪ That's what lovin' Jesus' all about ♪
585
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:47,588
♪ Lookin' in your eyes I start believin' ♪
586
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:54,845
♪ Let's bring this whisper to a shout ♪
587
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:57,097
♪ Let's duet ♪
588
00:34:57,765 --> 00:35:01,602
♪ In ways that make us feel good ♪
589
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:05,272
♪ Put two and two together &
590
00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:08,776
♪ Perfect harmony we've found &
591
00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:12,029
♪ We know it's only natural ♪
592
00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:14,573
♪ Let's duet ♪
593
00:35:16,075 --> 00:35:18,535
♪ I just wanna make out ♪
594
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,454
♪ What you're sayin' ♪
595
00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:27,252
♪ Read my lips
It's what you're lookin' for ♪
596
00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:33,801
♪ Here I am a-sneakin' up
Behind you ♪
597
00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:41,558
♪ You can always come in
My back door ♪
598
00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:43,310
♪ Let's duet ♪♪
599
00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:55,698
Darlene, these last three weeks have been
600
00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:58,158
so full and wonderful.
601
00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:01,537
We've shared so many
activities together as good friends.
602
00:36:01,704 --> 00:36:06,291
It's like you understand me
the way nobody else ever has.
603
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,419
I mean, if I...
604
00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:18,721
What is it, Dewey?
I... I don't know.
605
00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,848
It's nothing. I'm fine.
606
00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:24,059
Nothing? You look like
you seen a ghost.
607
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,355
I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene.
608
00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:30,524
You should know that.
609
00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,026
Where does all that pain
come from, Dewey?
610
00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:38,407
Did you ever have something
that you really loved
611
00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:42,286
that you accidentally...
612
00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:47,374
killed, or hurt in some way,
with a machete?
613
00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,710
No, me neither.
614
00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:52,379
Wouldn't that be terrible, though?
How would you live with yourself?
615
00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:55,507
I know, right? Exactly.
616
00:36:55,883 --> 00:36:58,761
♪ Darling Darlene ♪
617
00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:02,890
♪ Darling Darlene ♪
618
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:06,185
♪ I'm in love with you
I'm havin' fun with you ♪
619
00:37:06,351 --> 00:37:09,480
♪ I'm in love with you
I'm on the run with you ♪
620
00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:14,818
♪ I'm in love with you
And I'll be one with you one day ♪♪
621
00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:23,076
Thanks for letting
me sleep in your bunk, Dewey.
622
00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:25,037
Gotta sleep somewhere, right?
623
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:30,542
Dewey, I can't.
I know. I know.
624
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:34,797
We both know that the sexual
tension between us is palpable.
625
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:38,592
Don't you know that I wrestle
with the same temptations you do?
626
00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:41,261
I know I shouldn't be
saying this to you, Dewey,
627
00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:44,264
because we're not married
and we're just friends,
628
00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:49,728
but sometimes I lie awake at
night aching for a man's touch.
629
00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:53,899
And by "a man's touch,"
I mean a penis in my vagina.
630
00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:56,860
It's just so silly.
631
00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:59,112
Oh, that's so silly.
632
00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:02,282
Well, we better get some sleep.
Okay.
633
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,620
Take my hand, Dewey.
634
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,250
Let's promise to never, ever
give in to our lesser desires.
635
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:14,253
After all, we're not married.
636
00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:24,638
I'm ready for sex.
637
00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:32,145
Oh.
638
00:38:33,105 --> 00:38:35,941
I been waiting for this for so long.
639
00:38:36,108 --> 00:38:37,317
Me too.
640
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:39,820
From the moment I laid eyes on you.
641
00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:49,705
Oh.
642
00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,666
Oh, my.
643
00:38:57,921 --> 00:38:59,464
Dewey, I'm nervous.
644
00:38:59,631 --> 00:39:03,427
Don't worry, angel.
I'll show you the ways of love.
645
00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:09,266
Whoops-a-daisy.
646
00:39:09,433 --> 00:39:11,310
A Oh!
647
00:39:11,476 --> 00:39:12,603
Oh, Dewey.
648
00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,813
Surprise!
649
00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:16,648
Edith!
650
00:39:17,149 --> 00:39:20,694
Who are you?
I'm his wife, that's who I am.
651
00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:23,113
No, you're not. I'm his...
652
00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:27,284
Good Lord, you're already married?
I can explain.
653
00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:31,538
You're gonna explain to her? You should be
explaining to me. I am the mother of your children.
654
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,874
It's not what it looks like.
You have children?
655
00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,500
Darling, it's not what it looks like.
656
00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,211
It's not what it looks like to me,
or it's not what it looks like to her?
657
00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:41,214
Yeah, because it's gotta be the
way it looks like to at least one of us.
658
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:42,507
We're married.
659
00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:45,677
I did the right thing. It's
not like we're not married.
660
00:39:45,844 --> 00:39:48,055
If you're already married,
you can't get married again.
661
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:51,516
I know, I know, and that
was wrong, but it's just...
662
00:39:52,225 --> 00:39:54,144
We were such good friends.
663
00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:57,356
And you told me about that dream
where you were licking my balls,
664
00:39:57,522 --> 00:40:00,275
and that seemed like a signal, and...
665
00:40:00,525 --> 00:40:01,568
I forgot.
666
00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:06,073
I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox,
and I will see you in court!
667
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,866
No, Edith! Don't go.
668
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,080
Oh, well. She's gone now.
669
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:18,335
I'm leaving too. You got the
order of things all backwards.
670
00:40:18,502 --> 00:40:20,379
Darlene, don't go!
671
00:40:20,545 --> 00:40:22,297
Edith, don't go either!
672
00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:27,761
I made a mistake.
I made a terrible mistake.
673
00:40:29,179 --> 00:40:31,974
Edith! Edith! Edith!
674
00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,768
Leave me alone, Dewey.
Honey, I never meant no harm to you.
675
00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:37,270
Edith. Cupcake.
676
00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:41,358
Baby, you don't know what it's like out
there on the road. It's lonely out there.
677
00:40:41,858 --> 00:40:43,443
Edith, I can't be alone.
678
00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:47,072
Okay. Well, maybe you should've thought of
that before you went and got double married.
679
00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:49,741
Is that what this is about?
680
00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:53,578
Don't you stand there and judge
me like I'm some kind of criminal.
681
00:40:53,745 --> 00:40:56,540
You are a criminal.
This is illegal, Dewey.
682
00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:57,958
What do you mean, it's illegal?
683
00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:01,670
It's illegal to be married to two
people at the same time, Dewey.
684
00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:05,173
What about if you're famous?
Is that...?
685
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,968
So you never done nothing
you shouldn't have done to me?
686
00:41:08,135 --> 00:41:09,386
What have I ever done to you?
687
00:41:09,553 --> 00:41:12,305
Like that time you woke up in the middle
of the night and drank up all the milk.
688
00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:14,808
And then I got up to have my
cornflakes, there was none left.
689
00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:16,476
Dewey, you cheated on me!
690
00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:19,312
So I'm a cheater, but you can just
drink up all the milk, and that's fine.
691
00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:22,858
Okay. All right, that's fine, I get
it. You're innocent, and I'm guilty.
692
00:41:23,025 --> 00:41:25,152
Guilty as charged.
693
00:41:25,610 --> 00:41:27,779
♪ Guilty as charged ♪♪
694
00:41:27,946 --> 00:41:30,282
Don't you dare write a song
right now, Dewey!
695
00:41:30,615 --> 00:41:34,494
You know what? Go ahead.
Take the children. I don't care.
696
00:41:35,037 --> 00:41:36,580
All I need is my music.
697
00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:38,040
I don't need you.
698
00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:39,958
And I don't need you.
699
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,334
And I don't need you.
700
00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:43,837
And I don't need you.
701
00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:47,007
You're just sitting there all
high and mighty in your diaper.
702
00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:50,761
If anything, you need me.
You're a baby.
703
00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:52,012
Come on, Miles.
704
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,265
Don't you dare take Miles.
705
00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:59,519
You can take the children,
but you leave me my monkey.
706
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,521
Fine.
707
00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:04,316
Goodbye, Dewey Cox.
708
00:42:04,816 --> 00:42:06,526
No! No, come back.
709
00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:08,695
Don't leave me, Edith.
710
00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:12,783
"Don't leave me, Edith."
There's a title for a song.
711
00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:20,707
That's not a bad title,
but please don't leave me.
712
00:42:21,249 --> 00:42:22,501
What have you done?
713
00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:32,886
I'm telling you, I've had it.
I've had it with all this crap.
714
00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:34,387
You took her side every time.
715
00:42:34,554 --> 00:42:38,058
All you care about is fruit and
touching yourself. Well, fuck you.
716
00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:41,812
Get out of here, Dewey. You
don't want no part of this shit.
717
00:42:41,978 --> 00:42:45,524
What y'all doing in here?
We doing pills, uppers and downers.
718
00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:47,484
They're the logical next step for you.
719
00:42:47,609 --> 00:42:49,319
I want some of that shit.
720
00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:55,158
Good morning, Your Honor.
May I approach the bench?
721
00:43:00,872 --> 00:43:03,708
♪ I don't give a
damn What anyone thinks ♪
722
00:43:06,461 --> 00:43:09,673
♪ I stay up all night
And I smoke and I drink ♪
723
00:43:11,508 --> 00:43:14,845
♪ I'm a wanted man
And I'm blowin' town ♪
724
00:43:15,011 --> 00:43:17,931
♪ Don't waste your time
Tryin' to hunt me down ♪
725
00:43:19,975 --> 00:43:24,479
♪ The cops are sayin'
I belong behind bars ♪
726
00:43:24,646 --> 00:43:26,773
One, two, three, four.
♪ And I'm guilty ♪
727
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,942
♪ Guilty ♪
728
00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:31,236
♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪
729
00:43:33,321 --> 00:43:35,115
Does Dewey seem unhappy to you?
730
00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:39,327
He's changed, I tell you, he's changed.
731
00:43:39,494 --> 00:43:42,122
That was early Dewey,
this is middle Dewey.
732
00:43:43,373 --> 00:43:45,625
Dewey, are you enjoying yourself?
733
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:49,629
What? Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot you were here.
734
00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:52,132
Hey, Dave. I like your girl better,
let's switch.
735
00:43:52,757 --> 00:43:56,136
Well, Dewey, this is my wife.
Onh, nice to meet you.
736
00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:58,430
Well, this is Kathy.
Kathy, this is Dave.
737
00:43:58,597 --> 00:44:01,308
Come on, darling.
So where you from?
738
00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:05,103
Hi there.
739
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,147
♪ Guilty ♪
740
00:44:07,314 --> 00:44:09,983
♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪
741
00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,237
♪ I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins ♪
742
00:44:14,404 --> 00:44:17,115
♪ Take a good look
And you'll know where I've been ♪
743
00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:19,993
♪ I'm dancin' with the devil
Every night and every day ♪
744
00:44:20,285 --> 00:44:23,413
♪ People pay attention to the things
That I say ♪
745
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,623
♪ Say ♪
746
00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:30,170
♪ If you're sayin' my love is too large ♪
747
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:31,463
♪ Then I'm guilty ♪
748
00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:36,718
Goddamn it,
this is a dark fucking period!
749
00:44:39,179 --> 00:44:40,931
Freeze! Put your hands
above your head.
750
00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:42,307
It's not what it looks like.
751
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:44,643
♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪
752
00:44:44,809 --> 00:44:45,852
Stop!
753
00:44:46,436 --> 00:44:48,063
You got me.
754
00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:51,107
Come on,
Mr. Cox. How about it? Look here.
755
00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:58,274
♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪♪
756
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:10,543
Cox, you got a visitor.
757
00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,298
Prison has changed me.
758
00:45:15,757 --> 00:45:18,843
I understand the common man
in a way I never did before.
759
00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:24,724
I gotta get out of here, so I can
bring joy to the men back in here.
760
00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:27,227
But I don't wanna live with them.
761
00:45:27,852 --> 00:45:29,145
Lean closer.
762
00:45:31,731 --> 00:45:33,483
I'm going to speak to you in my language
763
00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:37,320
so that the guards can't
understand what I'm saying.
764
00:45:39,656 --> 00:45:41,908
There must be something you can do.
765
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,994
I'm 21 years old.
766
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,829
I got my whole life ahead of me.
767
00:45:46,496 --> 00:45:49,666
We think we can get you off.
768
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,167
What do I have to do?
769
00:45:51,334 --> 00:45:54,254
You gotta go to rehab.
770
00:45:55,005 --> 00:45:56,715
"Rehab"?
Rehab.
771
00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,219
-Rehab?
-Oh, rehab.
772
00:46:01,386 --> 00:46:02,846
Okay, okay, I gotcha.
773
00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:07,183
Doctor! Doctor!
774
00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:10,729
I'm so cold.
We need more blankets.
775
00:46:10,895 --> 00:46:12,480
We need more blankets.
776
00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:14,858
Doctor!
777
00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:17,944
I'm so hot!
I think he has too many blankets.
778
00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:19,154
Fewer blankets!
779
00:46:19,904 --> 00:46:22,115
I'm hot and cold at the same time!
780
00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:25,201
He needs more blankets
and he needs less blankets.
781
00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,120
I'm afraid you're right.
782
00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:28,538
Dewey?
783
00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,999
My wife sends her love,
784
00:46:31,166 --> 00:46:32,459
asshole.
785
00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:37,213
♪ Dewey, tall and powerful ♪♪
786
00:46:38,757 --> 00:46:42,093
Dewey, I don't know if you can
hear me in there...
787
00:46:43,928 --> 00:46:46,139
but the wrong kid died.
788
00:46:47,849 --> 00:46:50,643
Dewey. Do you mind
if we get stoned in here?
789
00:46:50,810 --> 00:46:54,356
Eh, he can't hear you.
He's gonna die anyway.
790
00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:15,668
Are you ready to go home, Dewey Cox?
791
00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:18,588
Darlene.
792
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,216
I could never get you out of my head.
793
00:47:24,177 --> 00:47:26,179
Me neither.
794
00:47:26,346 --> 00:47:28,640
I could never stop thinking about you.
795
00:47:28,807 --> 00:47:31,601
But I wasn't gonna be no home wrecker.
796
00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:36,231
Now that I'm your only wife
though, it seems different.
797
00:47:36,398 --> 00:47:41,319
I'm a new man, Darlene. Prison
and rehab have changed me.
798
00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:44,572
All these blankets have saved my life.
799
00:47:44,781 --> 00:47:48,660
I think you're finally ready to be the
man I always thought you could be.
800
00:48:28,658 --> 00:48:30,326
Let me get this off.
801
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:38,751
I love you.
802
00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:40,044
I love you too.
803
00:48:49,804 --> 00:48:53,266
Oh, my God.
804
00:49:05,361 --> 00:49:07,280
Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey?
805
00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:10,033
I think I saw him in the barn
with that longhaired guy.
806
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,869
Oh, yeah, he was talking
to Charlie. Charlie Manson.
807
00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:15,330
His music is horrible.
But he's a really nice guy.
808
00:49:15,538 --> 00:49:18,041
Oh, couldn't be nicer.
Yeah, he's a nice guy.
809
00:49:24,005 --> 00:49:27,217
Come on, Dewey. It's almost
time for Dewman's cake.
810
00:49:27,383 --> 00:49:31,930
All right. It's just... It's hard for me
to sit around at some birthday party
811
00:49:32,138 --> 00:49:35,225
when I know there's so much
injustice going on in this world.
812
00:49:35,391 --> 00:49:37,519
I know.
My daddy was right.
813
00:49:37,685 --> 00:49:40,480
I can't spend all my time
thinking about Dewey Cox no more.
814
00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:42,482
I've got to think about the other people.
815
00:49:42,899 --> 00:49:43,983
Like your family?
816
00:49:44,734 --> 00:49:49,447
No, I mean, like, people that's
having injustices done to them.
817
00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:51,908
Like women and midgets and such.
818
00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:55,620
I mean, it's 1966, Darlene.
And, baby...
819
00:49:58,998 --> 00:50:00,500
I'm feeling it.
820
00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:04,337
I know. The '60s are an
important and exciting time.
821
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:07,840
Aren't they? It's like there's
something happening here.
822
00:50:08,007 --> 00:50:11,678
And what it is ain't exactly...
823
00:50:13,304 --> 00:50:14,347
obvious.
824
00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:17,183
I have to try to help people
with my music.
825
00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:21,479
Some people are saying that your
new music sounds a lot like Bob Dylan.
826
00:50:21,646 --> 00:50:23,648
Well, maybe Bob Dylan
sounds a lot like me.
827
00:50:23,815 --> 00:50:25,567
You know, how come
nobody ever asks Bob Dylan:
828
00:50:25,733 --> 00:50:27,694
"Why you sound
so much like Dewey Cox?"
829
00:50:27,860 --> 00:50:29,862
♪ Mailboxes drip like lampposts ♪
830
00:50:30,029 --> 00:50:33,366
♪ In the twisted birth canal
Of the coliseum ♪
831
00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:39,497
♪ Rimjob fairy teapots
Mask the temper tantrum ♪
832
00:50:39,664 --> 00:50:41,833
♪ Oh, say can you see 'em? ♪
833
00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:46,838
♪ Stuffed cabbage is the darling
Of the Laundromat ♪
834
00:50:47,714 --> 00:50:49,882
♪ The mouse with the overbite ♪
835
00:50:50,049 --> 00:50:52,218
♪ Explained
How the rabbits were ensnared ♪
836
00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:54,345
What the hell is this song about?
837
00:50:54,512 --> 00:50:56,139
I have no idea.
838
00:50:56,306 --> 00:51:00,643
You guys are idiots.
This song is very deep.
839
00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:07,233
♪ Inside the three-eyed monkey
Within inches Of his toaster-oven life ♪♪
840
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,861
What do your parents think
about your protest songs?
841
00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:13,406
What do your parents think about
my protest songs, Mr. TIME Magazine?
842
00:51:15,491 --> 00:51:18,411
♪ All the elevator buttons ♪
843
00:51:19,787 --> 00:51:22,415
♪ So incredibly high ♪
844
00:51:22,582 --> 00:51:25,627
♪ I stand today for the midget ♪
845
00:51:26,377 --> 00:51:29,922
♪ Half the size of a regular guy ♪
846
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,427
♪ Let me hold you, little man ♪
847
00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:37,639
♪ As the parade passes by ♪
848
00:51:38,431 --> 00:51:41,643
♪ Let me hold you, little man ♪
849
00:51:42,435 --> 00:51:45,480
♪ We'll make believe you can fly ♪
850
00:51:45,647 --> 00:51:49,067
♪ You shout for me to put you down ♪
851
00:51:49,233 --> 00:51:53,029
♪ But I'm marching today
For your cause ♪
852
00:51:53,196 --> 00:51:57,075
♪ I'm banging the drum
Your big day will come ♪
853
00:51:57,241 --> 00:52:00,828
♪ When they remake
The Wizard of Oz ♪
854
00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:06,626
♪ So let me hold you, midget man ♪
855
00:52:07,001 --> 00:52:10,463
♪ Pretend that you're flying in space ♪
856
00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:14,300
♪ Let me hold you, midget man ♪
857
00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:17,303
♪ So the dog will stop
Licking your face ♪
858
00:52:18,137 --> 00:52:19,180
Sing with me!
859
00:52:19,347 --> 00:52:21,432
♪ Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na ♪♪
860
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:22,642
Sing it!
861
00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:24,811
Mr. Cox, why are you going to India?
862
00:52:24,977 --> 00:52:28,940
Well, I'm searching for
something, if you must know.
863
00:52:29,107 --> 00:52:31,609
I'm fixing to do me some
meditating with the maharishi.
864
00:52:31,776 --> 00:52:34,278
And Dewey Cox needs India right now,
865
00:52:34,445 --> 00:52:37,448
and, heck, I reckon India
needs Dewey Cox too.
866
00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:44,872
Only through meditation can we
begin to understand our role.
867
00:52:45,331 --> 00:52:49,168
We're nothing but grains of sand.
868
00:52:49,335 --> 00:52:51,754
That was freaking
transcendental, Paul McCartney.
869
00:52:51,921 --> 00:52:54,340
Don't you agree, John Lennon?
Yes, Dewey Cox.
870
00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:57,885
With meditation there's no limit
to what we can
871
00:52:58,052 --> 00:52:59,470
imagine.
872
00:52:59,637 --> 00:53:01,472
What do you think, George
Harrison of the Beatles?
873
00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:05,351
I don't know. You know, I'm just trying
to get some more songs on the album.
874
00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:08,855
And as Ringo Starr, I'm not
so interested in meditation.
875
00:53:09,021 --> 00:53:11,107
I just like to have fun.
876
00:53:12,191 --> 00:53:14,694
I like the little one.
It's so dark in this tent.
877
00:53:14,861 --> 00:53:18,364
Reminds me when we, the
Beatles, the four Beatles, us...
878
00:53:18,531 --> 00:53:20,700
From Liverpool.
Yes, we are from Liverpool.
879
00:53:20,867 --> 00:53:24,871
We used to play those dark clubs
in Hamburg. Remember that, Paul?
880
00:53:25,037 --> 00:53:29,375
Of course I do, I booked them.
I'm the leader of the Beatles.
881
00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,587
Well, I have to say I like
your stuff. It's pretty good.
882
00:53:32,754 --> 00:53:35,047
And most of your records, I really enjoy.
883
00:53:35,214 --> 00:53:37,175
We're big fans of your records too.
884
00:53:37,341 --> 00:53:40,386
We like to think that Hard Day's
Night is our Guilty as Charged.
885
00:53:40,553 --> 00:53:42,555
-Great record.
-Excellent album.
886
00:53:42,722 --> 00:53:44,724
We learned a lot from you.
Great record.
887
00:53:44,891 --> 00:53:46,058
Well, we're big fans of y'all.
888
00:53:46,225 --> 00:53:49,395
Huge fans. You guys are almost as
good as the Monkees. You guys are great.
889
00:53:50,897 --> 00:53:54,567
I think I might adjourn to another
dimension, take some LSD.
890
00:53:54,734 --> 00:53:57,153
Do you care to join me?
Yeah, let's do that.
891
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,822
Care to join us for some LSD,
Dewey? It's good for you.
892
00:53:59,989 --> 00:54:03,409
Built by scientists, it is.
Lysergic.
893
00:54:03,993 --> 00:54:05,661
Gotta check with headquarters.
894
00:54:05,828 --> 00:54:08,080
Come on, Dewey Cox.
Think you might enjoy it.
895
00:54:08,247 --> 00:54:11,751
Open your mind to a new experience,
a new level of consciousness,
896
00:54:11,918 --> 00:54:13,836
like we do, because we are the Beatles.
897
00:54:14,003 --> 00:54:16,714
Why don't you just let him decide.
If he wants to take LSD, he'll take it.
898
00:54:16,881 --> 00:54:19,091
He doesn't have to listen to
you. You're not the boss of him.
899
00:54:19,258 --> 00:54:21,886
Don't tell me what to say and
what not to say, Paul McCartney.
900
00:54:22,053 --> 00:54:26,432
I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm
so impish and whimsical. I'm sick of it.
901
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:28,935
Hey, everyone,
I've got a brand-new mantra:
902
00:54:29,101 --> 00:54:31,604
Mmm. Paul's a big fat cunt.
903
00:54:31,771 --> 00:54:34,106
Don't know why you
two don't let me write more songs.
904
00:54:34,273 --> 00:54:37,735
You know, I just sit here while me
guitar quietly whimpers, you know.
905
00:54:37,902 --> 00:54:40,530
Well, you are the quiet one, so
why don't you shut the fuck up?
906
00:54:40,696 --> 00:54:42,448
I've got a song about an octopus.
907
00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:45,576
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky
we still let you play drums.
908
00:54:45,743 --> 00:54:49,539
Wow, seems like there's a rift
happening between the Beatles.
909
00:54:49,705 --> 00:54:52,750
I wonder if your songs will
still be shit when I'm 64.
910
00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:54,377
-Great sod.
-No, stop it!
911
00:54:54,544 --> 00:54:55,920
You bastard! You sissy.
912
00:54:56,087 --> 00:54:59,382
Beatles. Please stop
fighting here in India.
913
00:54:59,549 --> 00:55:01,592
No, no, let them go.
Let them work it out.
914
00:55:01,759 --> 00:55:02,802
Taste it.
915
00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:04,595
Right there in the bollocks.
916
00:55:05,096 --> 00:55:07,306
-Bastard!
-Cunt!
917
00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:10,977
Dewey, you been living clean
for three years now,
918
00:55:11,143 --> 00:55:13,396
and it's done you a world
of good, has it not?
919
00:55:13,563 --> 00:55:15,690
Look, I know I've had my
trouble with drugs in the past.
920
00:55:15,857 --> 00:55:20,486
But I'm addicted to coke, weed,
booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD.
921
00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:23,030
Nobody gets addicted to LSD.
922
00:55:23,197 --> 00:55:26,075
It was invented by scientists.
Ringo Starr just told me.
923
00:55:26,242 --> 00:55:29,078
I heard that doing LSD
can awaken your demons.
924
00:55:29,704 --> 00:55:33,207
I ain't got no demons gonna get woke.
925
00:55:34,959 --> 00:55:37,920
If you promise
it'll just be this one time.
926
00:55:39,964 --> 00:55:41,549
Okay.
927
00:55:42,091 --> 00:55:44,510
Let's go drop acid with the Beatles.
928
00:55:55,062 --> 00:55:56,188
Hello, Dewey.
929
00:55:56,355 --> 00:55:59,108
Welcome to your LSD trip.
930
00:55:59,275 --> 00:56:01,611
Where everything's a cartoon.
931
00:56:01,777 --> 00:56:04,363
We're the trippy cartoon Beatles.
932
00:56:04,530 --> 00:56:07,158
Look at that. It's a flying fish.
933
00:56:07,325 --> 00:56:09,035
Totally trippy!
934
00:56:10,286 --> 00:56:12,747
Wow, this LSD's all right.
935
00:56:12,914 --> 00:56:15,041
I like being a trippy cartoon.
936
00:56:15,207 --> 00:56:17,835
Just keep thinking happy thoughts, Dewey.
937
00:56:18,002 --> 00:56:21,213
I'd hate for this
to turn into a bad trip.
938
00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:22,924
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh?
939
00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:24,759
What's that scary music?
940
00:56:25,885 --> 00:56:28,095
I had an unhappy thought.
941
00:56:28,262 --> 00:56:29,722
It's a bad trip.
942
00:56:29,889 --> 00:56:31,432
Bad trip, bad trip!
943
00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:34,560
Help! Trippy machete!
944
00:56:35,645 --> 00:56:38,731
Oh, fuck me.
I can see my large colon.
945
00:56:38,898 --> 00:56:41,859
Uh! I guess I do
have some demons.
946
00:56:42,026 --> 00:56:43,569
You all right, Cox?
947
00:56:43,736 --> 00:56:45,029
I don't know.
948
00:56:45,196 --> 00:56:47,657
Do you want some more LSD?
949
00:56:47,823 --> 00:56:49,867
Yeah. I think I do.
950
00:56:56,499 --> 00:57:00,795
Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time
manager. Maybe you can talk to him.
951
00:57:00,962 --> 00:57:02,713
Well, what's the problem?
952
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,466
He's been on that trampoline
for four days.
953
00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:08,719
You have got to talk some
sense into him. I'm worried.
954
00:57:10,429 --> 00:57:14,684
Dewey, as your manager, I
have to tell you I'm concerned.
955
00:57:14,850 --> 00:57:17,061
I think the LSD has changed you.
956
00:57:17,228 --> 00:57:20,815
It has changed me.
It's opened my mind right up.
957
00:57:20,982 --> 00:57:22,483
I'm reinventing music.
958
00:57:22,650 --> 00:57:25,778
I'm creating something new
that I call "shmusic."
959
00:57:25,945 --> 00:57:27,780
You've been recording the
same song for eight months.
960
00:57:27,947 --> 00:57:29,448
You're not even close to being finished.
961
00:57:29,615 --> 00:57:32,284
That's because this record is different
than any other record I've made.
962
00:57:32,451 --> 00:57:34,954
I told you. This is going to be
my masterpiece.
963
00:57:35,121 --> 00:57:37,373
The one I'm remembered by.
This one's for my brother.
964
00:57:37,623 --> 00:57:38,708
What brother?
965
00:57:38,874 --> 00:57:41,794
Nothing. Never mind. It's private.
966
00:57:44,463 --> 00:57:47,842
♪ I just
close my eyes When I fantasize ♪
967
00:57:48,009 --> 00:57:51,053
♪ Much to my surprise
I'm only half the size ♪
968
00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,472
♪ That I used to be ♪
969
00:57:55,016 --> 00:57:59,895
♪ Bye-bye, pastures of plenty ♪
970
00:58:00,062 --> 00:58:03,190
♪ I don't know where I will ♪
971
00:58:03,357 --> 00:58:04,525
♪ Roam ♪
972
00:58:04,692 --> 00:58:06,193
♪ Black sheep, Black sheep ♪
973
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,820
This is not a good song.
974
00:58:08,195 --> 00:58:11,490
It's like five songs on top
of each other at the same time.
975
00:58:11,657 --> 00:58:14,452
Not even a song.
It's some kind of concerto.
976
00:58:14,618 --> 00:58:20,499
♪ Now that the blade
Has been swung ♪
977
00:58:20,666 --> 00:58:21,917
Just let him work it out.
978
00:58:22,918 --> 00:58:24,628
Masterpieces take time.
979
00:58:26,172 --> 00:58:27,882
Do you hear that?
I think that goat's been singing
980
00:58:28,049 --> 00:58:30,509
more than I am on this damn song.
981
00:58:30,676 --> 00:58:35,556
♪ Me ♪♪
982
00:58:40,728 --> 00:58:42,646
It's still not finished yet.
983
00:58:43,272 --> 00:58:46,859
I'm hearing more
aboriginal percussionists.
984
00:58:47,401 --> 00:58:51,697
And I want an army of didgeridoos.
Fifty thousand didgeridoos!
985
00:58:51,864 --> 00:58:53,949
Folks, can we have a moment with Dewey?
986
00:58:57,036 --> 00:58:59,246
What the hell are these songs about?
987
00:58:59,413 --> 00:59:01,707
You're singing about
cutting people in half...
988
00:59:01,874 --> 00:59:03,125
Ssst-tt-tt-tt.
989
00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:06,879
I'm working something out.
It's called a metaphor.
990
00:59:07,046 --> 00:59:08,506
Well, what are you working out?
991
00:59:08,672 --> 00:59:11,008
It's secret. That's why it's
called metaphor. It's a secret.
992
00:59:11,175 --> 00:59:12,927
That's what metaphor
means. Secret.
993
00:59:13,427 --> 00:59:16,222
I just don't see why you gotta
throw away the recipe, is all.
994
00:59:16,388 --> 00:59:17,890
Why don't we just go in there,
995
00:59:18,057 --> 00:59:20,559
lay down some tracks like we always done?
996
00:59:20,726 --> 00:59:23,312
Yeah, why can't we just walk hard?
997
00:59:23,479 --> 00:59:25,356
Yeah, Dewey, what do we
need all these people for?
998
00:59:26,023 --> 00:59:29,151
I don't need people
around me stifling me.
999
00:59:29,318 --> 00:59:32,696
So if you don't like it,
there's the door.
1000
00:59:33,906 --> 00:59:35,407
Dewey?
1001
00:59:36,117 --> 00:59:38,327
Are you saying you don't need us no more?
1002
00:59:38,494 --> 00:59:44,250
Not unless you can open your mind
and learn to play the fucking theremin.
1003
00:59:46,418 --> 00:59:48,212
Fuck you, Dewey!
1004
00:59:48,712 --> 00:59:51,006
Yeah, fuck you, Dewey.
1005
00:59:51,173 --> 00:59:53,759
In 20 years not once have you
thrown a woman my way.
1006
00:59:53,926 --> 00:59:56,303
You don't think we like
cheating on our wives too?
1007
00:59:56,470 --> 00:59:59,515
And you never once paid
for drugs. Not once!
1008
00:59:59,682 --> 01:00:02,685
You pay that chimp more than you pay us.
1009
01:00:02,852 --> 01:00:05,729
I had to borrow from the chimp
to get a mortgage on my house.
1010
01:00:05,896 --> 01:00:10,109
And those stupid Siamese glass cats
you get us every year for Christmas.
1011
01:00:10,276 --> 01:00:13,154
I don't want any more Siamese glass cats!
1012
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,365
The Siamese cat is a symbol
of nobility in ancient Egypt.
1013
01:00:16,532 --> 01:00:17,575
Fuck nobility!
1014
01:00:17,741 --> 01:00:19,618
Fuck ancient Egypt.
1015
01:00:20,119 --> 01:00:21,537
Fuck cats!
1016
01:00:21,704 --> 01:00:24,206
And you never paid for drugs.
1017
01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:25,916
Not once.
1018
01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:27,751
You slept with my wife.
1019
01:00:27,918 --> 01:00:29,128
You slept with me too!
1020
01:00:29,295 --> 01:00:32,590
And I've had confused feelings
about that for 10 years now!
1021
01:00:32,756 --> 01:00:35,176
And you never once paid for drugs.
1022
01:00:36,552 --> 01:00:37,553
Not once.
1023
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:39,889
You're on your own, Dewey Cox.
1024
01:00:40,472 --> 01:00:41,640
We're leaving.
1025
01:00:43,684 --> 01:00:48,314
Well, I guess this is the end of a
chapter in your life, Dewey Cox.
1026
01:01:03,037 --> 01:01:04,663
What's happened to you, Dewey Cox?
1027
01:01:04,830 --> 01:01:06,165
Stay out of this, Darlene!
1028
01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:08,834
You're driving away the people
who love you most!
1029
01:01:09,001 --> 01:01:11,086
I don't need anybody, Darlene.
1030
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:13,339
All I need is my music.
1031
01:01:14,089 --> 01:01:18,677
This ain't about your music,
Dewey. It's about the drugs.
1032
01:01:18,844 --> 01:01:21,597
Honey, I told you I'm gonna quit again.
1033
01:01:21,972 --> 01:01:24,099
As soon as the record's done.
Whenever that might be.
1034
01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:26,018
Look, you can't rush a masterpiece.
1035
01:01:29,521 --> 01:01:32,775
You need to take a break, Dewey. You
need to clean yourself up, otherwise...
1036
01:01:32,942 --> 01:01:34,193
Otherwise what?
1037
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,862
Otherwise I can't be married
to you no more.
1038
01:01:38,530 --> 01:01:39,782
I know you don't mean that.
1039
01:01:40,366 --> 01:01:42,493
I believe you know that I do.
1040
01:01:47,706 --> 01:01:48,999
Okay.
1041
01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:52,878
Okay?
Okay.
1042
01:01:53,837 --> 01:01:55,047
You'll take a break?
1043
01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:57,341
I will take a break.
1044
01:01:57,716 --> 01:01:59,176
And you'll quit the drugs?
1045
01:02:00,052 --> 01:02:01,929
And I will quit the drugs.
1046
01:02:03,013 --> 01:02:04,223
Dewey!
1047
01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:09,603
Oh, baby. I've been praying
about this day for so long.
1048
01:02:10,229 --> 01:02:12,606
What did you just put in your mouth?
Gum.
1049
01:02:13,274 --> 01:02:16,568
You ain't chewing no gum.
Candy?
1050
01:02:16,735 --> 01:02:19,655
What did you put in your mouth?
It's PCP.
1051
01:02:19,822 --> 01:02:22,074
Oh, you just said...!
1052
01:02:23,033 --> 01:02:24,910
Wow.
1053
01:02:25,077 --> 01:02:27,329
I'm going to town!
1054
01:02:33,419 --> 01:02:35,379
Get out of the road, you jerk!
1055
01:02:50,936 --> 01:02:51,937
There he is!
1056
01:02:56,859 --> 01:03:01,363
Dewey! Get off
that building! It's inappropriate!
1057
01:03:03,741 --> 01:03:08,120
Dewey Cox, you give me no choice.
1058
01:03:08,287 --> 01:03:13,208
It breaks my heart, but I'm leaving you.
1059
01:03:13,375 --> 01:03:14,710
I'm Zeus!
1060
01:03:17,129 --> 01:03:20,215
No mortal can stop me!
I'm Zeus!
1061
01:03:23,969 --> 01:03:26,347
Rehab?
Rehab.
1062
01:03:36,398 --> 01:03:37,441
Nate!
1063
01:03:40,235 --> 01:03:43,113
Ah! Nate?
1064
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,908
This is what I'd look like
if I'd grown up into an adult
1065
01:03:46,075 --> 01:03:48,369
and perhaps hadn't have
been murdered, or whatever.
1066
01:03:48,827 --> 01:03:52,373
I just came to tell you you
need to get your shit together!
1067
01:03:52,539 --> 01:03:54,083
I know.
1068
01:03:54,249 --> 01:03:55,751
I've fallen again.
1069
01:03:55,918 --> 01:03:58,253
Will you listen to yourself? You
keep whining like a little bitch.
1070
01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:02,174
If I was alive right now, I'd be the
fucking president of the United States.
1071
01:04:02,341 --> 01:04:05,469
I'd be on the moon, walking
around looking for aliens to Kill.
1072
01:04:05,636 --> 01:04:07,179
What?
You know why
1073
01:04:07,346 --> 01:04:08,347
Dad liked me better than you?
1074
01:04:08,514 --> 01:04:10,349
Because I was better than you.
1075
01:04:10,516 --> 01:04:12,851
When I played the piano,
I was fucking awesome.
1076
01:04:13,018 --> 01:04:15,020
Well, you think it's been easy for me?
1077
01:04:15,187 --> 01:04:17,189
Since you're gone
I got no sense of smell.
1078
01:04:17,356 --> 01:04:19,066
Oh, you got no sense of smell?
1079
01:04:19,942 --> 01:04:23,404
You can't smell anything?
You can't smell anything?
1080
01:04:23,570 --> 01:04:26,031
I got no sense of having legs, Dewey!
1081
01:04:26,198 --> 01:04:29,493
I have no life! I'm dead
because somebody...
1082
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:31,703
I'm not gonna point out names right now.
1083
01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:33,789
...Decided to murder me with a machete.
1084
01:04:33,956 --> 01:04:36,708
Nate.
I can't even smell, touch, feel.
1085
01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:40,879
I can't even masturbate. You ever try
to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!
1086
01:04:42,589 --> 01:04:45,551
I'm just trying to say
you need to fix this shit.
1087
01:04:45,717 --> 01:04:49,012
You need to get out of that bathtub.
You need to start writing songs again.
1088
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,786
Stay in it. Stay in it.
1089
01:05:13,203 --> 01:05:17,166
No! Why can't I write
a fucking song anymore?
1090
01:05:32,848 --> 01:05:35,809
♪ I had it all ♪
1091
01:05:36,018 --> 01:05:39,855
♪ I had it all ♪
1092
01:05:40,230 --> 01:05:43,984
And then I fucked up, goddamn it!
1093
01:05:44,193 --> 01:05:47,821
Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with me.
1094
01:05:47,988 --> 01:05:49,281
I got the song block.
1095
01:05:49,448 --> 01:05:50,532
Song block.
1096
01:05:50,699 --> 01:05:52,743
You know what? I don't
need to write any new songs.
1097
01:05:52,910 --> 01:05:56,371
I'll just do my old ones. We'll do
a oldies tour. I'll do "Walk Hard."
1098
01:05:56,538 --> 01:05:59,416
Dewey, "Walk Hard" is over 20 years old.
1099
01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:01,919
Well, a lot of people like my old songs.
1100
01:06:02,085 --> 01:06:03,962
Old people like your old songs.
1101
01:06:04,588 --> 01:06:05,714
May I make a suggestion?
1102
01:06:05,881 --> 01:06:08,592
I got a call from CBS.
1103
01:06:08,759 --> 01:06:11,553
They wanna do a show with you.
1104
01:06:11,929 --> 01:06:16,016
Television, Dewey. It's the
way into the people's hearts.
1105
01:06:17,518 --> 01:06:19,978
Live from Burbank, California.
1106
01:06:20,145 --> 01:06:22,105
It's The Dewey Cox Show.
1107
01:06:22,731 --> 01:06:27,361
And now your host, Dewey Cox!
1108
01:06:27,528 --> 01:06:29,655
♪ Walk hard ♪
♪ Hard
1109
01:06:29,821 --> 01:06:31,406
♪ Hard ♪
♪ Hard
1110
01:06:31,573 --> 01:06:34,701
♪ Down life's rocky road ♪
1111
01:06:35,327 --> 01:06:37,496
♪ Walk bold ♪
♪ Bold ♪
1112
01:06:37,663 --> 01:06:39,039
♪ Hard ♪
♪ Hard ♪
1113
01:06:39,206 --> 01:06:41,208
♪ That's my creed ♪
1114
01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:43,377
♪ My code ♪
1115
01:06:44,962 --> 01:06:46,004
♪ Walk hard ♪♪
1116
01:06:46,171 --> 01:06:50,425
Stay tuned. When
we come back, Cox sings David Bowie.
1117
01:06:53,470 --> 01:06:57,391
♪ There's a
starman Waiting in the sky ♪
1118
01:06:57,558 --> 01:06:59,184
♪ He'd like to come and meet us ♪
1119
01:06:59,351 --> 01:07:00,894
♪ But he thinks he'd blow our minds ♪♪
1120
01:07:01,061 --> 01:07:03,730
We'll be right
back with more Cox after this.
1121
01:07:05,524 --> 01:07:08,527
I mean, what do I have to do to
get you on my bone? Invent fire?
1122
01:07:08,694 --> 01:07:12,364
And then huge laugh and we go
to commercial. All right, take five.
1123
01:07:12,614 --> 01:07:14,700
Hey. Ha-ha! Ha!
1124
01:07:14,866 --> 01:07:16,910
Great rehearsal, Dewey.
Very funny sketch.
1125
01:07:17,869 --> 01:07:19,204
Thank you. Schwarzberg,
have you seen the ratings?
1126
01:07:19,371 --> 01:07:22,040
We're getting our ass kicked
every week by The Incredible Hulk.
1127
01:07:22,207 --> 01:07:25,210
Well, last night's episode
was a very special episode.
1128
01:07:25,377 --> 01:07:28,338
They revealed that the
Incredible Hulk has an evil twin.
1129
01:07:28,505 --> 01:07:30,215
And he's not green. He's red.
1130
01:07:30,382 --> 01:07:32,509
I know. It was amazing.
Did you see it?
1131
01:07:32,676 --> 01:07:35,721
You can't compete with that. But,
listen, we do need to do more promotion.
1132
01:07:35,887 --> 01:07:39,558
So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna
introduce people to the new Dewey Cox.
1133
01:07:39,725 --> 01:07:43,687
In fact, I got a girl here right now to interview
you. She's from the local affiliate in Dallas.
1134
01:07:43,854 --> 01:07:47,899
Oh. I don't know.
I'm not so good on interviews.
1135
01:07:48,066 --> 01:07:50,360
Bubbe, it's a puff piece.
It's very puffy.
1136
01:07:50,527 --> 01:07:52,529
All you have to do is remind the audience
1137
01:07:52,696 --> 01:07:56,575
that you're not mainlining acid anymore.
And that the show, it's a lot of fun, right?
1138
01:07:56,742 --> 01:07:57,909
You're having fun.
Yeah.
1139
01:07:58,076 --> 01:08:00,579
And it's on every Thursday
night at 8 after the local news.
1140
01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:04,666
"It's on every Thursday night at 8:00, right after
your local news. And I'm not mainlining acid."
1141
01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:07,002
Anymore.
Oh, I'm not gonna promise that.
1142
01:08:07,169 --> 01:08:10,422
Whatever you're comfortable with.
"I don't smoke angel dust anymore.
1143
01:08:10,589 --> 01:08:12,633
So don't be afraid."
Something like that?
1144
01:08:12,799 --> 01:08:15,260
So why don't you tell us about
your new television programme?
1145
01:08:15,427 --> 01:08:18,221
Well, Gall, it's a variety show.
I do a little bit of everything.
1146
01:08:18,388 --> 01:08:21,183
I do some singing, some dancing,
some chatting with the guests,
1147
01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,477
the skits, the monologues, the comedy.
1148
01:08:23,644 --> 01:08:25,270
Wonderful. Comedy.
1149
01:08:25,437 --> 01:08:27,856
It really is a lot of fun.
1150
01:08:28,023 --> 01:08:29,900
Well, we're gonna have
more fun when we come back
1151
01:08:30,067 --> 01:08:31,943
from this word from our sponsors.
1152
01:08:32,110 --> 01:08:33,445
Don't go away.
1153
01:08:34,821 --> 01:08:39,201
Ooh. Okay, you know what? I gotta
tell you, my heart goes out to you.
1154
01:08:39,368 --> 01:08:42,788
I know what it's like to be on a
piece-of-shit television programme
1155
01:08:42,954 --> 01:08:45,957
because I'm hosting one right now.
Excuse me?
1156
01:08:46,124 --> 01:08:49,252
Must wanna blow your fucking
brains out, I'll bet. I know I do.
1157
01:08:50,545 --> 01:08:52,589
And we're back
with Mr. Dewey Cox.
1158
01:08:52,756 --> 01:08:55,300
And we're talking about the
fun he's having on his show.
1159
01:08:55,467 --> 01:08:59,721
But right now, let's talk about your
lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing?
1160
01:09:00,097 --> 01:09:02,391
Darlene and I separated
some years ago, Gail.
1161
01:09:02,557 --> 01:09:04,935
Oh, okay. Guess I didn't
do my homework.
1162
01:09:05,102 --> 01:09:07,396
And to answer your question,
I miss her terribly.
1163
01:09:07,562 --> 01:09:08,855
Well, that's sweet.
1164
01:09:09,022 --> 01:09:12,234
Now, tell me, why don't we talk about your
parents? They've gotta be proud of you.
1165
01:09:12,734 --> 01:09:14,778
Well, my mom is dead.
1166
01:09:14,945 --> 01:09:19,825
And my pa and I don't
speak to each other,
1167
01:09:19,991 --> 01:09:22,160
so we're not very close.
1168
01:09:23,495 --> 01:09:26,581
We can always cut around
this if it gets too pathetic.
1169
01:09:26,748 --> 01:09:29,000
Tell us about your kids. I know
you got a whole slew of them.
1170
01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:30,335
What's going on with them?
1171
01:09:30,502 --> 01:09:32,838
I'm locked in a custody
battle at this time.
1172
01:09:33,004 --> 01:09:35,966
Custody is trying to be forced
upon me, which I don't think is right.
1173
01:09:36,133 --> 01:09:39,177
You know, if you don't want
the responsibility of children,
1174
01:09:39,344 --> 01:09:41,346
you should be able
to walk away from that,
1175
01:09:41,513 --> 01:09:45,767
and apparently a couple of my
ex-wives don't feel the same. So, yeah.
1176
01:09:45,934 --> 01:09:48,437
Wherever my kids are, I'm sure
they're watching The Dewey Cox Show
1177
01:09:48,603 --> 01:09:51,481
on Thursday nights at 8:00,
right after the local news.
1178
01:09:51,857 --> 01:09:54,151
And, uh, I just wanted to say
to everyone out there
1179
01:09:54,317 --> 01:09:57,154
I'm no longer mainlining acid
or smoking PCP.
1180
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:58,864
It's official.
1181
01:09:59,906 --> 01:10:03,034
Um, okay. Why don't we, uh,
lighten it up just a bit here?
1182
01:10:03,201 --> 01:10:07,330
Tell me, you're so busy, Dewey Cox, do
you have time to stop and smell the roses?
1183
01:10:07,622 --> 01:10:09,833
I've got no fucking sense of smell.
1184
01:10:10,292 --> 01:10:11,334
All right, I'm done.
1185
01:10:11,501 --> 01:10:13,712
Come on, now, folks.
Do a little research.
1186
01:10:13,879 --> 01:10:15,714
That would've been
nice information to have. Yeah.
1187
01:10:19,551 --> 01:10:20,844
Yeah.
1188
01:10:23,138 --> 01:10:24,848
Nate? Dewey.
1189
01:10:25,015 --> 01:10:26,892
You were supposed to be
double great for the both of us.
1190
01:10:27,058 --> 01:10:28,518
What the fuck is this bullshit?
1191
01:10:28,685 --> 01:10:30,812
I know.
All I'm asking
1192
01:10:30,979 --> 01:10:32,898
is that you write one masterpiece
1193
01:10:33,064 --> 01:10:35,609
that is the culmination
of your entire life.
1194
01:10:35,776 --> 01:10:36,818
How hard is that?
1195
01:10:37,235 --> 01:10:40,614
I'm empty, Nate. What do I do?
1196
01:10:40,781 --> 01:10:45,577
Dewey, who's the one person in
your life who's made you feel like shit?
1197
01:10:45,744 --> 01:10:48,121
You need to talk to him, Dewey.
1198
01:10:48,955 --> 01:10:51,374
I don't know.
You need to hug him.
1199
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,921
I have been putting this off
my entire life,
1200
01:10:56,588 --> 01:10:58,757
but I think you might be right.
1201
01:11:01,092 --> 01:11:03,887
♪ The wrong kid died ♪
1202
01:11:05,472 --> 01:11:07,390
Hello, Pa.
1203
01:11:11,353 --> 01:11:12,729
What do you want?
1204
01:11:12,896 --> 01:11:15,357
I feel like there's some
things I need to say to you.
1205
01:11:15,607 --> 01:11:18,026
Well, go on. Talk.
1206
01:11:18,777 --> 01:11:20,904
I've realised that...
1207
01:11:21,363 --> 01:11:25,408
I never really said I was sorry
for what happened with Nate.
1208
01:11:26,284 --> 01:11:29,246
Pa, I've spent my entire life
1209
01:11:29,412 --> 01:11:32,791
trying to find love with wives
1210
01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,793
and hotel clerks
1211
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,087
and tollbooth attendants
1212
01:11:37,254 --> 01:11:40,423
and giraffes and monkeys and trampolines
1213
01:11:40,590 --> 01:11:43,677
and men who dress like women
and men who look like you.
1214
01:11:44,719 --> 01:11:49,432
And I realised the only person
I've ever really wanted to love me
1215
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,561
was you, Pa.
1216
01:11:55,146 --> 01:11:57,065
Dewey, I don't know what to say.
1217
01:11:57,232 --> 01:11:59,901
You don't have to say anything, Pa.
1218
01:12:00,068 --> 01:12:03,572
I just wanted to come here
and tell you that I loved you
1219
01:12:04,197 --> 01:12:05,532
and I always have.
1220
01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:13,415
I appreciate you finding the
courage to say that, Dewey.
1221
01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,793
But there's only one way to settle this.
1222
01:12:19,087 --> 01:12:20,797
Machetes.
What?
1223
01:12:20,964 --> 01:12:23,758
The right kid is gonna die tonight.
1224
01:12:27,095 --> 01:12:29,014
You've been practicing!
1225
01:12:40,525 --> 01:12:42,277
Oh! Ow!
1226
01:12:45,071 --> 01:12:46,531
No, Pa. No!
1227
01:12:46,698 --> 01:12:49,618
I been waiting for this for a long time!
1228
01:12:49,784 --> 01:12:51,494
You have?
1229
01:12:57,751 --> 01:12:59,210
Oh, no.
1230
01:12:59,377 --> 01:13:01,630
Oh, my goodness!
1231
01:13:01,796 --> 01:13:03,465
I halved myself.
1232
01:13:03,632 --> 01:13:06,176
Pa! No, Pa!
1233
01:13:06,343 --> 01:13:10,889
Dewey, I guess I never
realised until this moment
1234
01:13:11,056 --> 01:13:16,394
just how easy it is to
accidentally cut someone in half.
1235
01:13:16,561 --> 01:13:17,604
It is, right?
1236
01:13:17,771 --> 01:13:20,065
I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey.
1237
01:13:20,231 --> 01:13:23,360
Of course you didn't mean
to cut Nate in half.
1238
01:13:23,526 --> 01:13:25,695
It's all so obvious now.
1239
01:13:25,862 --> 01:13:27,072
Pa.
1240
01:13:27,238 --> 01:13:29,824
I should've been a better father
to you, Dewey.
1241
01:13:29,991 --> 01:13:33,620
I wish I spent more time
playing catch with you
1242
01:13:33,787 --> 01:13:38,583
and less time training my body and
mind to kill you in a machete fight.
1243
01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:42,045
You be a better father than I was, Dewey.
1244
01:13:42,212 --> 01:13:43,505
I'll try, Pa.
1245
01:13:43,672 --> 01:13:45,340
It shouldn't be that hard.
1246
01:13:45,507 --> 01:13:46,758
In case I don't make it...
1247
01:13:46,925 --> 01:13:50,428
Pa! You're gonna make it!
It's the 1970s!
1248
01:13:50,595 --> 01:13:54,265
They got all kinds of new procedures
that can attach tops to bottoms now!
1249
01:13:54,432 --> 01:13:57,978
Hang in there!
Dewey, I love...
1250
01:13:58,144 --> 01:13:59,646
I love...
1251
01:14:02,273 --> 01:14:03,400
You love what?
1252
01:14:03,733 --> 01:14:05,527
Pa, you love what?
1253
01:14:06,069 --> 01:14:07,862
Come on, one more word!
1254
01:14:08,029 --> 01:14:10,240
No!
1255
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,293
Dad?
1256
01:15:06,212 --> 01:15:08,757
Yes, what is it, son?
1257
01:15:08,923 --> 01:15:11,760
I was just wondering
if you wanna have a catch.
1258
01:15:13,845 --> 01:15:15,013
A catch?
1259
01:15:17,182 --> 01:15:19,100
Son,
1260
01:15:19,267 --> 01:15:23,813
there is nothing in this world
I want more
1261
01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:26,691
than to have a catch with you.
1262
01:15:28,026 --> 01:15:32,447
Son, forgive me,
this is going to sound strange,
1263
01:15:33,448 --> 01:15:35,408
but what is your name again?
1264
01:15:35,575 --> 01:15:38,745
I'm Dewey Junior, but my
friends call me "Dewdrop."
1265
01:15:39,370 --> 01:15:40,872
Well...
1266
01:15:44,876 --> 01:15:48,379
It's nice to formally meet you, Dewdrop.
1267
01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:51,216
So this is catch.
1268
01:15:51,883 --> 01:15:55,053
This is what I been missing out
on all them years on the road, huh?
1269
01:15:55,845 --> 01:15:59,641
I like it, it's wonderful. You throw
it to me, I throw it back to you.
1270
01:15:59,808 --> 01:16:03,103
It's so simple, and yet so powerful.
1271
01:16:04,229 --> 01:16:06,314
Boy, you're really terrible at this game.
1272
01:16:06,481 --> 01:16:09,150
Well, I mean, you never really
played with me before.
1273
01:16:09,317 --> 01:16:12,737
How am I supposed to learn?
A boy needs a dad.
1274
01:16:13,238 --> 01:16:15,031
Yes, he does.
1275
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:19,410
Well, I reckon we got some
lost time to make up, you and me.
1276
01:16:19,577 --> 01:16:22,413
And all your brothers and sisters
too. How many of you are there now?
1277
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:26,751
Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And
also 14 half-brothers and half-sisters.
1278
01:16:26,918 --> 01:16:28,795
Holy shit.
1279
01:16:29,337 --> 01:16:30,588
This may take a while.
1280
01:16:33,758 --> 01:16:35,468
That's real good.
1281
01:16:37,887 --> 01:16:39,848
So beautiful.
1282
01:16:45,770 --> 01:16:47,397
Are you sure you're one of mine?
1283
01:17:11,963 --> 01:17:13,923
Go ahead and taste some dirt.
1284
01:17:14,090 --> 01:17:15,717
That's good dirt. That's good dirt.
1285
01:17:15,884 --> 01:17:18,845
On the surface, Macbeth is about revenge.
1286
01:17:19,012 --> 01:17:20,221
But what is the subtext?
1287
01:17:20,388 --> 01:17:23,558
A power struggle for the Scottish
royal family, that's what it is.
1288
01:17:23,725 --> 01:17:25,643
I just gave you it.
That one's a mulligan.
1289
01:17:31,941 --> 01:17:33,401
Yeah.
1290
01:17:46,789 --> 01:17:47,832
Hello, Dewey.
1291
01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,418
Darlene.
1292
01:17:50,585 --> 01:17:55,173
It's Dewina's birthday. I brought
her a present. It's a bracelet.
1293
01:17:56,382 --> 01:17:57,842
How's Glen Campbell?
1294
01:17:58,009 --> 01:17:59,802
He and I split up a long time ago.
1295
01:18:00,553 --> 01:18:01,721
Really?
1296
01:18:02,055 --> 01:18:04,015
It's just me these days.
1297
01:18:04,182 --> 01:18:05,558
At age 50.
1298
01:18:06,434 --> 01:18:09,479
Would you care to take a walk
with me, Darlene Madison?
1299
01:18:11,522 --> 01:18:14,651
Well, I haven't been playing too
much music the last few years.
1300
01:18:14,817 --> 01:18:19,239
I realise now I wasn't much of a
father when I was out on the road.
1301
01:18:19,572 --> 01:18:21,699
Now this is what makes me happy.
1302
01:18:21,866 --> 01:18:25,703
Not the music, not getting high,
1303
01:18:25,870 --> 01:18:27,705
just my family.
1304
01:18:27,872 --> 01:18:29,374
That's all I care about.
1305
01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:32,252
And that family is missing
one piece, Darlene.
1306
01:18:33,127 --> 01:18:36,214
My God, you're as beautiful
as the day I met you.
1307
01:18:41,594 --> 01:18:44,305
You don't want this dirty old Cox.
1308
01:18:44,472 --> 01:18:46,266
Oh, I want it more than ever.
1309
01:18:49,936 --> 01:18:51,896
Did you wash your hair today?
1310
01:18:52,063 --> 01:18:54,774
I sure did. How could you tell?
1311
01:18:54,941 --> 01:18:57,360
It smells terrific.
1312
01:19:05,535 --> 01:19:06,744
I smelt it.
1313
01:19:07,412 --> 01:19:08,913
You mean...?
1314
01:19:10,248 --> 01:19:12,083
I smelt it!
1315
01:19:13,334 --> 01:19:14,919
I can smell again!
1316
01:19:17,547 --> 01:19:19,007
I smelt it!
1317
01:19:19,173 --> 01:19:21,592
I smell you.
Smell it.
1318
01:19:22,051 --> 01:19:23,845
Oh, you've been driving a while.
1319
01:19:24,595 --> 01:19:26,931
I smelt it! I smelt it!
1320
01:19:27,098 --> 01:19:29,017
I smelt it, God!
1321
01:19:29,183 --> 01:19:31,644
It's a miracle!
1322
01:19:31,811 --> 01:19:33,730
I smell you, flowers.
1323
01:19:33,896 --> 01:19:35,231
I smell you, twig.
1324
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,943
I smell horseshit!
1325
01:19:42,447 --> 01:19:44,365
It's horrible!
1326
01:19:44,532 --> 01:19:46,993
-But I can smell it!
-Smell that shit, baby!
1327
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,911
I smelt it.
1328
01:19:51,956 --> 01:19:54,042
Oh.
1329
01:19:54,751 --> 01:19:56,919
Anyway, that's when I learned
1330
01:19:57,086 --> 01:20:00,798
that Quaaludes and
water-skiing do not mix.
1331
01:20:00,965 --> 01:20:02,467
Now, you remember that.
1332
01:20:02,633 --> 01:20:05,094
How come you did all
of that stuff, Grandpa?
1333
01:20:05,261 --> 01:20:10,391
Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you.
I was young and stupid then.
1334
01:20:10,558 --> 01:20:12,769
I didn't understand a lot of things.
1335
01:20:12,935 --> 01:20:16,147
Think it had to do with how
I was reared as a boy.
1336
01:20:16,522 --> 01:20:19,150
But, you know, I got no complaints.
1337
01:20:19,317 --> 01:20:21,486
It's been a beautiful ride.
1338
01:20:21,986 --> 01:20:23,237
A beautiful ride?
1339
01:20:26,449 --> 01:20:28,910
A beautiful ride.
1340
01:20:29,911 --> 01:20:33,831
Dewey, sweetheart,
there's someone here to see you.
1341
01:20:36,501 --> 01:20:37,960
Mr. Cox.
1342
01:20:39,754 --> 01:20:41,422
I'm sorry, have we met?
1343
01:20:41,839 --> 01:20:45,051
You worked with my father,
Kvetch L'Chaim.
1344
01:20:45,218 --> 01:20:46,636
You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy?
1345
01:20:46,803 --> 01:20:49,305
Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me.
1346
01:20:49,472 --> 01:20:51,933
Well, it's nice to see you again,
Dreidel L'Chaim.
1347
01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:53,351
The pleasure's all mine.
1348
01:20:53,518 --> 01:20:57,522
Listen, Mr. Cox, there's
something I want to show you.
1349
01:20:57,688 --> 01:20:59,899
♪ I never
rock a fella But I rock a Cinderella ♪
1350
01:21:00,066 --> 01:21:02,819
♪ While she's sittin' in between
A nigga"s legs like a cello ♪
1351
01:21:02,985 --> 01:21:04,737
♪ Must be those pair of double-Ds ♪
1352
01:21:04,904 --> 01:21:07,323
♪ That got a nigga sittin'
Rock-hard in his jeans ♪
1353
01:21:08,199 --> 01:21:10,368
♪ Time to play
Make your mouth into a hole, yo ♪
1354
01:21:10,535 --> 01:21:11,702
♪ Tell me how I feel
When I'm rockin' your boat ♪
1355
01:21:11,869 --> 01:21:14,038
♪ I wanna make you fuckin' ♪
♪ Hard ♪
1356
01:21:16,082 --> 01:21:18,042
♪ I'm so wet, I gotta make you ♪
1357
01:21:18,209 --> 01:21:21,963
♪ Hard ♪♪
1358
01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:27,051
Mr. L'Chaim, how could you
allow them to do such a thing
1359
01:21:27,218 --> 01:21:28,678
with my husband's music?
1360
01:21:28,845 --> 01:21:30,680
Through the roof, we're selling.
1361
01:21:30,847 --> 01:21:33,516
Lil' Nutzzak.
That's the rapper. Sweet kid.
1362
01:21:33,683 --> 01:21:37,103
Anyway, he's introduced
a whole new generation
1363
01:21:37,270 --> 01:21:39,272
to the magic of Dewey Cox.
1364
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:42,984
You could even play together. Cox
and Lil' Nutzzak. What a package.
1365
01:21:44,235 --> 01:21:45,903
Anyway, as if that was not enough,
1366
01:21:46,070 --> 01:21:48,865
they're gonna give Dewey the
Lifetime Achievement Award next month.
1367
01:21:51,409 --> 01:21:53,703
The Lifetime Achievement Award?
1368
01:21:53,870 --> 01:21:56,581
Baby, that's wonderful.
1369
01:21:56,747 --> 01:21:59,750
You go on TV, they give you the award,
you play a song, it's a magical thing.
1370
01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:02,795
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I can't go on TV and play.
1371
01:22:02,962 --> 01:22:04,380
-What? Why not?
-Why, Grandpa?
1372
01:22:04,547 --> 01:22:09,218
Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't
even know if I can rock no more.
1373
01:22:09,385 --> 01:22:11,220
Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
1374
01:22:11,387 --> 01:22:13,431
Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
1375
01:22:13,598 --> 01:22:15,725
Well, I don't know that I can rock.
1376
01:22:17,101 --> 01:22:18,644
And besides that...
1377
01:22:21,314 --> 01:22:23,524
I gave that life up for a reason.
1378
01:22:25,109 --> 01:22:27,570
I'm afraid of the temptations, Darlene.
1379
01:22:27,737 --> 01:22:30,990
You can do it, Dewey.
I know you can.
1380
01:22:31,741 --> 01:22:34,035
Just go out there and sing your song.
1381
01:22:37,497 --> 01:22:39,790
I'm gonna need my band.
1382
01:22:50,551 --> 01:22:52,303
My hip.
1383
01:23:08,361 --> 01:23:09,987
Ladies and gentlemen,
1384
01:23:10,154 --> 01:23:14,492
please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett
and Jackson Browne.
1385
01:23:14,659 --> 01:23:16,244
♪ Walk hard ♪
1386
01:23:17,745 --> 01:23:19,497
♪ Hard ♪
1387
01:23:19,997 --> 01:23:21,832
♪ Down life's ♪
1388
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:24,377
♪ Rocky road ♪
♪ Rocky road ♪
1389
01:23:25,086 --> 01:23:26,420
♪ Walk bold ♪
1390
01:23:28,089 --> 01:23:30,007
♪ Hard ♪
1391
01:23:30,216 --> 01:23:32,385
♪ That's my creed ♪
1392
01:23:33,010 --> 01:23:35,263
♪ My code ♪
♪ My code ♪♪
1393
01:23:35,596 --> 01:23:37,765
Hi.
Hey there.
1394
01:23:37,932 --> 01:23:38,975
Hello.
1395
01:23:39,141 --> 01:23:41,519
Oh, he is so cute.
1396
01:23:41,686 --> 01:23:43,854
What are you doing later, Dewey?
1397
01:23:45,481 --> 01:23:49,610
I am returning to the hotel
with my family.
1398
01:23:49,944 --> 01:23:51,904
Good night to you.
1399
01:23:54,031 --> 01:23:55,866
He fucked my grandma.
1400
01:23:56,033 --> 01:23:57,577
That's awesome.
1401
01:23:57,743 --> 01:23:58,911
Ghostface Killah.
1402
01:23:59,370 --> 01:24:01,789
♪ Walking
hard I'm a real hard walker ♪
1403
01:24:01,956 --> 01:24:04,542
♪ Fast on the trigger
And a smooth talker ♪
1404
01:24:04,709 --> 01:24:06,836
♪ My guns pop out
Like a jack-in-the-box ♪
1405
01:24:07,003 --> 01:24:09,046
♪ I'll cut you in half like Dewey Cox ♪
1406
01:24:09,213 --> 01:24:10,548
♪ Walk hard ♪
♪ My skin stays scarred ♪
1407
01:24:10,715 --> 01:24:12,258
♪ You can ask God ♪
1408
01:24:12,425 --> 01:24:14,594
♪ Lots of ladies
Unsnapped they bras ♪♪
1409
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:16,887
Oh, no. You're adorable.
1410
01:24:17,054 --> 01:24:20,016
Sam. What are y'all doing in here?
1411
01:24:20,182 --> 01:24:23,477
Dewey, get out of here.
You don't want no part of this shit.
1412
01:24:23,894 --> 01:24:24,937
What is it?
1413
01:24:25,104 --> 01:24:27,565
It's a medication
for erectile dysfunction.
1414
01:24:27,732 --> 01:24:29,233
It gives you a boner.
1415
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:31,694
Not to be used if you have
a preexisting heart condition.
1416
01:24:31,861 --> 01:24:35,406
If boners last for more than
four hours, call more ladies.
1417
01:24:36,073 --> 01:24:38,159
Well, that does sound tempting.
1418
01:24:38,326 --> 01:24:42,163
But do you know what, Sam? I
really don't want no part of that shit.
1419
01:24:42,580 --> 01:24:45,207
Did you hear what I said?
It gives you a boner.
1420
01:24:45,374 --> 01:24:47,835
Hate to let you down, old friend,
1421
01:24:48,002 --> 01:24:50,588
but I don't wanna succumb
to the temptations.
1422
01:24:50,755 --> 01:24:53,090
♪ My girl ♪
♪ My girl ♪
1423
01:24:53,257 --> 01:24:56,594
♪ Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeah ♪
1424
01:24:56,844 --> 01:24:58,137
♪ My girl ♪
1425
01:24:58,596 --> 01:25:00,598
Ah! The Temptations!
1426
01:25:00,765 --> 01:25:03,934
♪ When it's cold outside ♪
1427
01:25:04,769 --> 01:25:07,146
♪ I got the month of May ♪♪
1428
01:25:07,396 --> 01:25:09,231
We heard him sing about walking hard,
1429
01:25:09,398 --> 01:25:12,652
and we learned a little something
about how we wanted to walk.
1430
01:25:13,152 --> 01:25:16,614
What do we think about
when we think about Cox?
1431
01:25:16,781 --> 01:25:18,616
He's been called the Drifter.
1432
01:25:18,783 --> 01:25:23,204
Also the Shape Shifter, the
Master Chef, the Chameleon.
1433
01:25:23,371 --> 01:25:25,790
The Problem Child.
The Hard One.
1434
01:25:25,956 --> 01:25:28,876
The White Indian.
The Giant Midget.
1435
01:25:29,085 --> 01:25:32,380
If Elvis and Buddy Holly are
the Cain and Abel of rock 'n" roll,
1436
01:25:32,546 --> 01:25:34,757
and Bruce Springsteen is Zechariah,
1437
01:25:34,924 --> 01:25:36,759
Iggy Pop is Methuselah,
1438
01:25:36,926 --> 01:25:40,596
and, of course, Neil Young
is the wise prophet Ezekiel,
1439
01:25:40,763 --> 01:25:43,557
then what does that make Dewey Cox?
1440
01:25:43,724 --> 01:25:45,476
Well, I don't know what God...
1441
01:25:45,643 --> 01:25:46,894
Um, Mr. Cox?
1442
01:25:47,645 --> 01:25:49,897
I don't wanna rush him,
but he goes on in a minute.
1443
01:25:50,064 --> 01:25:51,482
Shh.
1444
01:25:51,649 --> 01:25:56,487
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is my great honor to introduce
1445
01:25:56,654 --> 01:25:59,990
for the first time on-stage in 25 years,
1446
01:26:00,157 --> 01:26:03,244
performing his final masterpiece
1447
01:26:03,411 --> 01:26:05,996
that will sum up his entire life...
1448
01:26:06,163 --> 01:26:07,748
Mr. Cox?
1449
01:26:07,998 --> 01:26:09,625
...the one, the only...
1450
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:11,377
I'm ready.
1451
01:26:11,544 --> 01:26:13,504
...Mr. Dewey Cox.
1452
01:26:29,353 --> 01:26:31,397
Thank you very much for
that, ladies and gentlemen.
1453
01:26:31,856 --> 01:26:33,691
You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty.
1454
01:26:33,858 --> 01:26:36,694
This is the first song I've written
in a very long time.
1455
01:26:36,861 --> 01:26:37,945
I hope you enjoy it.
1456
01:26:40,030 --> 01:26:42,867
♪ Now that I have lived ♪
1457
01:26:43,451 --> 01:26:46,662
♪ A lifetime's worth of days ♪
1458
01:26:47,204 --> 01:26:49,707
♪ Finally I see ♪
1459
01:26:50,541 --> 01:26:54,295
♪ The folly of my ways ♪
1460
01:26:55,463 --> 01:26:58,174
♪ So listen when I sing of ♪
1461
01:26:58,507 --> 01:27:01,343
♪ The temptations of this world ♪
1462
01:27:02,052 --> 01:27:05,055
♪ Fancy cars and needles ♪
1463
01:27:06,807 --> 01:27:10,728
♪ Whisky, flesh and pearls ♪
1464
01:27:11,061 --> 01:27:13,814
♪ And then in the end ♪
1465
01:27:14,315 --> 01:27:17,234
♪ It's family and friends
1466
01:27:18,027 --> 01:27:20,196
♪ Loving yourself ♪
1467
01:27:20,529 --> 01:27:23,073
♪ But not only yourself ♪
1468
01:27:23,407 --> 01:27:27,077
♪ It's about the good walk
And the hard walk ♪
1469
01:27:27,244 --> 01:27:31,248
♪ And the young girls
You've made cry ♪
1470
01:27:31,415 --> 01:27:36,003
♪ It's about make a little music
Every day till you die ♪
1471
01:27:36,754 --> 01:27:39,256
♪ It's a beautiful ride ♪
1472
01:27:39,423 --> 01:27:43,260
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1473
01:27:43,427 --> 01:27:45,095
♪ A beautiful ride ♪
1474
01:27:45,262 --> 01:27:49,433
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1475
01:27:51,435 --> 01:27:54,563
♪ Beautiful ♪
1476
01:27:54,730 --> 01:27:59,610
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1477
01:28:00,361 --> 01:28:03,280
♪ As I stand
On the precipice of death ♪
1478
01:28:03,656 --> 01:28:06,325
♪ My perspective is enormous ♪
1479
01:28:06,951 --> 01:28:09,578
♪ Every leaf, every cloud
1480
01:28:09,954 --> 01:28:13,123
♪ I see the hands
Which have formed us ♪
1481
01:28:13,499 --> 01:28:15,793
♪ And some days all you got ♪
1482
01:28:16,502 --> 01:28:19,213
♪ Is a nighttime graveyard walk ♪
1483
01:28:19,588 --> 01:28:22,633
♪ And you whistle
Some sweet melody ♪
1484
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,929
♪ To the ghosts down at the dock ♪
1485
01:28:27,888 --> 01:28:29,849
♪ Sing into your hand ♪
1486
01:28:31,183 --> 01:28:33,769
♪ Lead the marching band ♪
1487
01:28:34,353 --> 01:28:38,899
♪ Don't you let 'em fade
Your colours grey ♪
1488
01:28:40,484 --> 01:28:43,153
♪ 'Cause when all is said and done ♪
1489
01:28:43,654 --> 01:28:46,240
♪ When youth is spent and burned ♪
1490
01:28:47,074 --> 01:28:49,827
♪ You'll see that it's all about ♪
1491
01:28:49,994 --> 01:28:51,161
♪ Music ♪
1492
01:28:51,537 --> 01:28:52,746
♪ Flowers ♪
1493
01:28:53,247 --> 01:28:54,290
♪ Babies ♪
1494
01:28:54,874 --> 01:28:56,542
♪ Sharin' the good times ♪
1495
01:28:56,709 --> 01:28:58,794
♪ Travelin' not just for business ♪
1496
01:28:58,961 --> 01:29:01,422
♪ Accepting your mortality ♪
1497
01:29:01,589 --> 01:29:06,844
♪ This is finally what I've learned ♪
1498
01:29:07,344 --> 01:29:10,264
♪ And then in the end ♪
1499
01:29:10,431 --> 01:29:13,392
♪ It's family and friends
1500
01:29:14,143 --> 01:29:16,312
♪ Loving yourself ♪
1501
01:29:16,562 --> 01:29:19,440
♪ But not only yourself ♪
1502
01:29:19,982 --> 01:29:22,985
♪ It's about the good walk
And the hard walk ♪
1503
01:29:23,319 --> 01:29:27,448
♪ And the young girls
You've made cry ♪
1504
01:29:27,698 --> 01:29:33,120
♪ It's about make a little music
Every day till you die ♪
1505
01:29:33,287 --> 01:29:34,788
♪ It's a beautiful ride ♪
1506
01:29:34,955 --> 01:29:40,044
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1507
01:29:41,211 --> 01:29:46,967
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1508
01:29:47,551 --> 01:29:50,429
♪ Beautiful ♪
1509
01:29:50,804 --> 01:29:53,891
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1510
01:29:54,058 --> 01:29:58,687
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1511
01:30:00,397 --> 01:30:05,736
♪ Beautiful ride ♪
1512
01:30:06,695 --> 01:30:09,490
♪ Beautiful ♪
1513
01:30:09,907 --> 01:30:16,907
♪ Beautiful ride ♪♪
1514
01:35:16,046 --> 01:35:17,589
♪ Walk hard ♪
1515
01:35:19,549 --> 01:35:21,051
♪ Hard ♪
1516
01:35:22,344 --> 01:35:23,887
♪ Down life's ♪
1517
01:35:25,055 --> 01:35:26,974
♪ Rocky road ♪
1518
01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:30,185
♪ Walk bold ♪
1519
01:35:31,937 --> 01:35:32,980
♪ Hard ♪
1520
01:35:34,398 --> 01:35:36,149
♪ That's my creed ♪
1521
01:35:37,901 --> 01:35:40,737
♪ My code ♪
1522
01:35:40,904 --> 01:35:42,489
♪ Walk hard ♪
1523
01:35:44,074 --> 01:35:45,242
♪ Walk hard ♪
1524
01:35:47,244 --> 01:35:49,579
♪ Walk hard ♪
1525
01:35:50,747 --> 01:35:57,747
♪ Walk hard ♪♪
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