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[Theme - Jack Jones, "the love boat theme"]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

Love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

[Music playing]

Ah, you wanted to see us, merrill?

Yes.

I want to show you some marvelous slides.

I have a--

[interposing voices]

Freeze.

Come back here, please.

I know you're going to enjoy these slides

because, in the first place, they really are marvelous.

And in the second place, I'm the captain,

and I'm ordering you to enjoy them.

Vicki, lights, please.

This, of course, is the magnificent acropolis

in Athens.

This is the fascinating city of Istanbul, Turkey.

Oh.

This is ephesus in the ruins in Turkey.

Uh, captain, these are really very nice pictures.

But why the geography lesson?

Well, I just thought you might like to see where

we're going on our next cruise.

What?

- We're going to Greece-- - incredible!

--And Turkey?

You said it.

This is the ship we'll be cruising on,

the beautiful Stella solaris.

She'll be taking us to sun-swept Greece and sensational Turkey.

[Dramatic music playing]

[Turkish music playing]

[Dramatic music playing]

[Alarm sounding]

[Dramatic music playing]

Woman (over speaker): Ladies and gentlemen,

this is your final boarding call for flight 841,

non-stop las Angeles to Athens.

Man (over speaker): Ladies and gentlemen,

we will soon be making our final approach into Athens

international airport.

Welcome to Greece.

Captain merrill: Feast your eyes, crew.

Here's a city that's 5,000 years old.

Vicki: Isn't that the acropolis?

Adam: And that's the Parthenon sitting right on top.

Julie: It's breathtaking.

Captain merrill: Have you ever seen such ruins?

Gopher: Yeah, it's going to be a nice city

once they get it cleaned up.

Julie: Cute, gopher.

Real cute.

[Interposing voices]

This is a beautiful ship, dad.

Oh, she certainly is, Vicki.

I'm proud to command her.

There's just one thing.

What's that?

I don't know how to say "full speed ahead" in Greek.

Woman (over speaker): Your attention, please.

The fabulous treasures of the aegean

will be on display in the galaxy lounge in five minutes.

[Phone ringing]

Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

I'm Dana Pierce.

I'm Bruce Smith, ship's purser.

Oh.

Let's see here.

Dana Pierce.

Got a note from the travel agent that

says take extra special care of this passenger.

You someone important?

No.

I'm the travel agent.

Well, you see, I'll be booking my clients on the cruise,

so I thought I'd take a look firsthand.

I see.

Well, it just so happens that i'm

in charge of the extra special care detail on the ship.

Oh.

So if there's anything you need, anything.

Well, um.

You could tell me where they're showing

the treasures of the aegean.

Uh-huh.

Right out that door.

Right around to your right, and down to the second passage.

I've got it.

Thank you.

These treasures of the aegean are all replicas of originals,

which you can see in the museums at various stops

during the cruise.

This is a replica of the priceless spoonmaker diamond,

the one that was recently stolen from the topkapi

museum in Istanbul.

Legend has it that it was found by a poor fisherman who picked

it up and carried it around in his pocket for a long time

and didn't know its value.

And finally, he traded it for three wooden spoons.

And that's how it got its name.

Excuse me.

Oh, sir.

I was wondering.

Do you think I could have a couple of hours off?

I'd like to go into town and look up an old friend.

Well, we won't be sailing for quite a while.

I think we can handle the passengers.

Oh, thanks.

I didn't know you had any friends in Athens.

Yeah, when I was in grade school,

I sponsored a young boy in Athens through a world

relief organization.

What a nice thing to do.

Well, it was rewarding for me.

We wrote letters back and forth, and then once a month i'd

send him money to help him out.

I figured as long as I'm here, I should try to find him.

What's his name?

Gregory papanopoulos.

Isn't it a wonderful sounding name, Gregory papanopoulos?

With a name like that, I don't think he'll be hard to find.

Captain, in Athens, papanopoulos

is like Smith in america.

Thank you.

I'll see you later.

Could you take me to this address, please?

The acropolis.

I love it.

Oh, excuse me.

Could you help me, please?

You're American?

Yes, I am.

Here.

American.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

I'm looking for a Greek friend.

Greek.

Pictures.

No, thank you.

I don't think we're communicating very well.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

I wonder if you could help me, please.

Do I have the correct address?

No.

I didn't think so.

Can it-- can it be?

I beg your pardon?

[Speaking Greek]

[Speaking Greek]

This-- this is incredible can you be Julie McCoy

from america?

How do you know I am?

Please, allow me to introduce myself.

Gregory papanopoulos.

You mean the Gregory papanopoulos

that I used to write letters to every month?

Yes, that's me.

And this is me, too.

Julie: This is you?

Finally, after so many years, we meet.

Yeah.

But-- but you're so rich.

Well, a lot has changed since you've last written to me.

I've become a very prosperous man.

And you have become a very beautiful woman.

Thank you.

Gregory, I'm speechless.

But there's so much we have to talk about.

Well, then we shall talk while I show you my city.

Yes?

Thank you.

And that?

Yes, the whole [inaudible].

Hi.

Welcome aboard.

Yeah.

Name is hayward.

Mark hayward.

Uh, hi.

We're the Stokes, Emmett and Ella.

Well, howdy there, partner.

How'd you like Istanbul?

Istanbul?

Weren't those belly dancers something?

If Ella can learn to move like that,

it'd add 20 years of our marriage.

If I could move like that, you might

not live 20 years to enjoy it.

Sorry.

You must have me confused with someone else.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm sure it was you.

Honey, didn't we see him a couple of days

ago in that there nightclub?

Oh, well, we sure did.

I remember telling him that you reminded me of a cousin

of mine, Warren Beatty.

Elle is convinced that Warren Beatty is her cousin.

Well, now, you're going to make a mistake about someone

being your cousin, Warren beatty is the cutest mistake

you could make.

Let's see.

You're on the golden deck, cabin 88.

Thank you.

Don't you remember?

We were sitting at the next table.

Now, you were wearing dark glasses.

Yeah, but even through those glasses, I could tell

you had really pretty eyes.

Now I know it's a mistake.

I'd never hide these pretty brown eyes.

[Phone ringing]

Hello.

I'm Monica Brandon.

I'm supposed to meet the group doing

a fashion layout for "international

glamor" magazine.

Uh, hello, miss Brandon.

Welcome to the solaris.

Um, you're on Ruby deck, cabin, uh, 78.

But I don't have anyone listed from "international

glamor" magazine.

Monica.

Cliff.

What are you doing here?

Well, that's no way to greet your ex-husband.

I'm here to take your picture.

Oh, you're working for "international glamor" magazine

now.

Well, uh, I will be.

What do you mean you will be?

As soon as they see what great pictures we're going to take.

You had me come all this way on a hoax?

Oh, Monica, listen.

I need this assignment.

And I'll get it, but only if I have you.

Won't you stay?

Please?

All right.

As long as I'm here, I'll stay on the cruise.

Great.

But I won't work.

[Horns honking]

Oh, welcome.

I'm Adam bricker, ship's doctor.

Amanda Drake.

I'm Sabrina Drake.

I'm twice blessed.

Two beautiful woman.

Your peripheral vision's very good, doctor.

You never even looked at me.

Well, I did.

We'll, you're very gallant, captain.

No, just very observant.

Hello, Mrs. Drake.

Well, Joe novak, the crusading reporter.

Surprised to see you without your hatchet.

I only wrote about your influence in town.

And he wrote it with all the charm of genghis Khan.

Maybe you'd like us to show you to your cabin.

What brings you on the cruise?

Did you come to view the remains?

Reporters get vacations too.

Reporters do.

How'd you manage it?

Now, perhaps you'd like us to show you to your cabin now.

He seemed very polite.

He isn't.

When you were away at school, he did a series of articles on me,

the plant, and how the drakes run the town.

Well, maybe he wanted to make amends.

You don't know him.

That is a person to be avoided at all costs.

Captain. - Yes?

Would you show us to our stateroom?

I was just going to mention that.

This way, please.

Thank you.

Julie McCoy, you started it all for me.

From the money you sent me, I would

save a little bit each month until I

had enough to buy a row boat.

Then the fishermen in the village

would pay me to row them out to their fishing boats.

Shall we sit down?

Oh, please.

Thank you.

Soon I had enough money to buy my own fishing boat, then more.

I used the fishing boats to make a down payment

on a small oil company.

[Speaking Greek] It all happened so fast.

I think that's wonderful, Gregory.

Oh, I wish we had more time to spend together,

but I'm going to have to be getting back to my ship

pretty soon.

No.

I will buy the ship and give you a month off.

If I only had that kind of luck.

Then maybe you need the same kind of help that I had, huh?

Do you remember this?

My high school swimming medal.

You still have it?

It is my most precious possession,

Julie, my good luck charm.

All of my success started the day that I

received it in your letter.

Now, I hope it will bring you the same good fortune

it brought me.

Please.

Oh, Gregory.

It already has.

I met you today.

I think this-- [speaking Greek]

Very good.

Very good.

I think this has been the most incredible morning of my life.

Well, Julie, for me too, more so than even for you.

But I'm afraid you'll never see each other again.

But why do you say that?

Of course we will.

I know it.

Goodbye.

[Speaking Greek]

[Speaking Greek]

[Speaking Greek] Gregory papanopoulos.

Goodbye, Julie McCoy.

Shall I get you a taxi?

Please.

Oh.

Ah, taxi!

[Speaking Greek]

Hey, where've you been, seeing Athens?

You bet.

Woo!

[Ship horn]

Man (over speaker): We are now leaving the port of piraeus

and heading across the aegean to our first stop,

the beautiful Turkish resort of kusadasi.

When we dock, be sure to visit the magnificent ruins

of ephesus for a sight you'll never forget.

Hi.

Hello.

I know you think this might be nonsense,

but I've never come across anyone that gives off stronger

vibrations than you do.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't aware of it.

I'll, uh, turn my vibrations on low.

Oh, no, no.

I'm serious.

As a matter of fact, bet you a glass of champagne

I can tell you your name, occupation,

and where you were born.

You're on.

Beulla bossak, housewife, Portland, Oregon.

Dana Pierce, travel agent, shreveport, Louisiana.

Close.

Eh, could happen to anyone.

Well, all right.

Where's the champagne?

Uh, yeah, I'll order that for you.

Your champagne, Mr. Hayward.

Uh, great timing, Isaac.

Strong vibrations, was it?

Well, I'll admit the line's a little corny,

but, well, I had to meet you.

Glass of champagne's a small price to pay.

Iced tea probably would have done it.

[Speaking Turkish] Well, in Turkish

that means to your charm.

[Speaking Turkish]

Hi.

Oh.

Imagine seeing you here.

Yes, what an odd place to be on a ship.

Have you made any plans for dinner?

Yes.

We're dining with the captain.

Oh.

But we were hoping the doctor would join us.

Good choice.

He's a marvelous dinner companion.

Hi.

Hello.

Enjoying the sun?

Actually, we were planning on doing

a little skeet shooting later.

Would you like to be the target?

Mother.

How about a drink?

Fine.

The deck's getting crowded.

You're Amanda Drake.

You can buy your own deck.

I'm beginning to get the feeling you're

not too crazy about each other.

You didn't say cheese.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to intrude.

Oh, not at all.

Uh, I'm cliff Jacobs, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

Uh, what's your name?

Vicki.

Isaac told me that you're here to shoot a big magazine layout.

Uh-huh.

I was just wondering if maybe I could watch.

Oh, I'm afraid that would be out of the question.

Uh, you see, only members of the production staff

are allowed to watch.

Uh, but if you carried some of my equipment,

that would make you, uh, assistant production

coordinator.

Great.

Uh, of course, if you were willing to carry all

of my equipment, that would make you

chief production coordinator.

So I'll take it.

Good.

Now, you be on the deck tomorrow morning and ready

to go at 8 o'clock sharp.

You get that?

Got it, boss.

Everything is so beautiful here.

Everything is beautiful here because you're here.

Oh.

Rather, it was beautiful.

You've heard of the fly in the ointment?

Well, here he comes with Mrs. Fly.

Well.

Hi there, folks.

Mind if we join you?

Actually, uh, we weren't planning on company.

Shoot, we're not company.

We're family.

Just plain folk.

Plain as plain can be.

Honey, why don't you sit down. Come on.

We'll buy these folks a drink.

Oh, good.

Well, what's your poison?

Oh, waiter.

Nothing for me, please.

I'll have the same.

Oh, well, if you two ain't going to drink,

I'll just have a Shirley temple with a bourbon chaser.

Well.

Well, just-- just one if you don't mind, um.

Mark and I haven't seen each other in ages.

I'm sure you understand.

Sure, no problem.

Oh, by the way, I realize right now that I never met you,

pretty lady.

How do you do?

My Emmett Stokes.

This is my missus, Ella.

Oh.

Well, i'm, uh, Dana Pierce, and this is Mark hayward.

Mark hayward.

Mark hayward.

I've heard that name before.

I read it somewhere.

Does it sound familiar to you, Ella?

Oh.

I don't know.

But if Emmett says he knows the name, he knows the name.

Emmett never forgets nothing.

That's right.

Like I just can't get over how sure I am

I saw you in Istanbul.

And, uh, Emmett Stokes never gives up once he

sinks his teeth into something.

Well, you better watch it, Mr. Stokes.

Sometimes you end up biting yourself.

Well, you are a character, aren't you?

This is my table, isn't it?

No, I don't believe it is.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This afternoon, Julie told me i'd

be sharing my table with the most beautiful and most

delightful lady on board.

So I just, uh, naturally assumed it was you.

Let's see.

I wonder where the most beautiful and most delightful

lady on board is sitting.

Sit down.

Monica, you have to model for me.

Three magazines are interested in my layout.

I need you.

Forget it, cliff.

Just order your dinner.

Oh, what for?

It would only get me used to eating, which

I'm not going to be able to afford

to do unless you model for me.

If you wait for that, you'll get

so skinny, you'll be able to hide behind your tripod.

Oh, Monica, have a heart.

That could cost me in my career.

I'm sorry.

But not to mention a fortune in alterations.

And he said to the frog, this is the last time I'm going

to show you ought to do this.

Now you know why we keep Adam around.

You're a very funny doctor.

And a very charming one.

Well, they teach us charm in medical school,

to ease the pain of the bills.

Uh, Amanda, I hope this doesn't seem premature,

but I'd like to ask you for your daughter's hand.

Adam, I know you work fast, but you

want to marry Sabrina already?

No, I'd just like to walk around the deck with her.

Ah.

Well, another time, Adam.

It's been a long day, and I'm tired.

Oh, that's too bad.

Now I'll have to go up on deck and cut down that cardboard

moon I hung over the rail.

Perhaps Amanda and I can borrow it.

Good evening.

Good evening.

You, again?

Dinner comes free with the cruise.

Well, I'm surprised to see you in a tuxedo.

I mugged a waiter.

Mr. Novak, i'd hoped we could avoid

each other on this cruise.

Your manners leave something to be desired.

Look, Mrs. Drake.

I'm just trying to be friendly.

It would be nice if you got off your high horse for a change.

Horses are a matter of breeding.

Some are thoroughbreds.

And others are, uh, well, they pull milk wagons.

Yeah.

Well, I guess it isn't only work horses who wear blinders.

Excuse me.

Man (over speaker): Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to beautiful city of kusadasi, Turkey.

There'll be plenty of time to explore this historic town.

We'll be anchored here for two fun-filled days.

For a treat tomorrow, take a tour of the historic ruins

of ephesus.

Gopher: Julie.

Yeah?

These are for you.

Gopher.

Oh, gopher, thank you.

They're beautiful.

You're welcome.

I've always said the way to make a woman happy

is to bring her flowers.

Yeah?

Even if they're from another guy.

Huh?

Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady.

Now, don't just stand there reading this card.

Look behind you?

Gregory.

Gregory, what are you doing here?

I couldn't stay away.

So this morning I flew my jet out here to meet you.

I'm going to stay for the cruise.

That's wonderful.

Ooh.

Oh, uh, captain, Mrs. Drake, I'd like you

to meet Gregory papanopoulos.

Gregory, this is captain merrill stubing and Mrs. Amanda Drake.

[Interposing voices]

Mrs. Drake.

Hello.

You know, I was just about to tell Julie

that I know this fantastic place I would

like to take her for lunch.

Ah.

Would you care to join us?

Oh, we'd love to.

Uh, wouldn't we, merrill?

Sounds like fun to me.

Good.

Let's go.

Where is this fantastic place?

Cairo.

Cairo?

Gregory, being here makes me feel like we've fallen

through a trap door in time.

Well, you know, Julie, maybe we have.

Many people believe the pyramids have, uh, magic powers.

Do you?

Oh, yes.

I can feel the magic right now.

Oh.

But I must admit, I felt that same spell ever

since I met you.

Dana Pierce: Oh, isn't it beautiful?

Very beautiful.

No, but it--

it's hard to believe that they're just copies.

Now, look at the spoonmaker.

It may just be the light, but I tell you,

it looks absolutely real.

Hi.

Hi.

Pretty looking baubles, ain't they?

Well, I was just telling Mark that they look real.

No, I don't think they're real.

If they was, Ella would have bought them already.

I already did buy them.

Just waiting to have them gift wrapped.

Just fooling, honey.

Hey, that's a right nice number, that there.

Pretty.

[Inaudible] Oh, sultans used to wear them on their turbans.

Oh, maybe I will buy one.

Turbans are coming back.

Boy, you sure know a lot about jewels,

especially that foreign stuff.

Uh, come on.

I'll buy a drink.

Maybe you can explain it to me.

Oh, I don't think so.

Thanks. - Oh, come on.

I bet you there ain't another guy

that knows more about Istanbul or jewels than you do.

Come on, Mark.

Mr. Stokes.

Oh, listen, Isaac.

Could you do me me a favor and deliver these telegrams for me?

I'm supposed to carry the equipment for Mr. Jacobs

this afternoon. - Oh yeah?

Are you excited?

Uh-huh.

Oh, good.

I'm all ready for work, Mr. Jacobs.

I'm sorry, Vicki.

I'm afraid there's not going to be a shoot today.

Monica won't do it.

Oh.

Well, can't you talk her into modeling for you?

No, she won't model unless I have a definite assignment.

And that's what's so frustrating.

I know if I could just get her to model,

I'd have the assignment.

Gee, that's tough, Mr. Jacobs.

You take it easy, Vicki, and I'll

deliver these telegrams anyway.

Ok?

Thanks, Isaac.

You know, Vicki.

I think I just might possibly have an assignment after all.

Good afternoon, sir.

How can I help you?

Inspector sadu, Interpol.

Interpol?

Can I see some identification, sir?

Do I look like a man who needs identification?

No, you sure don't.

Inform your captain that I would

like to see the following list of passengers at once.

Sure.

Right away, sir.

Interpol.

I assume you are not permanently rooted to the deck.

No, no.

No.

I'm-- i'm--

if you please, no one is to leave

the ship until the captain gives the orders.

It will be only a brief inconvenience.

- Excuse me, sir. - Yes?

Better come with me right now.

It's urgent.

You'll excuse me, please.

Well, if you excuse us, too.

We have an appointment with the hairdresser.

Well, my loss is his gain.

See you later, Sabrina.

Doctor.

Hi.

Mind if I join you?

Oh, please do.

You, uh, seem to be pretty interested in that Sabrina

Drake.

Oh, yeah.

Terrific girl.

I wouldn't waste my time on her.

She looks like an upper class snob like her mother.

Well, we could all move up in class.

Guy like you could, uh, do a lot better.

She's good enough for me.

You know, there are a lot of great looking girls aboard.

You ought to check them out.

Little, uh, romance would do you good.

Man needs woman, you know what I mean?

No kidding.

Thanks for the tip.

Hey.

Hey.

All the people you requested to see are here, inspector.

Thank you, captain.

I am inspector akmed sadu.

Three days ago, the priceless spoonmaker diamond

was stolen from the topkapi museum, a very

daring and masterful crime.

We have determined that all of you

were in Istanbul at the time of the theft.

And I fear that your quarters must be searched.

A matter of formality, you understand.

Well, you're going to find a lot of loot

in our cabin, inspector, but we've

got receipts for everything.

My wife's the number one world's "champeen" shopper.

Oh, Emmett.

That's just not true.

We ain't never been to China.

And you, Mr. Hayward.

You would not contest a search?

Be my guest, inspector.

You two know each other?

We've met.

My apologies for inconveniencing you, captain.

And upsetting your routine.

Not at all.

It's a pleasure to be of service.

Did you find that there diamond, inspector?

Sadly no.

Ella: Oh, inspector, if I was you,

I'd do what I always do when I lose something.

I'd say where would I go if I was a lost diamond.

If I don't begin to have more success,

I may be forced to try that.

Are the passengers free to go now?

Yes.

All except one.

May I have a word with you in private, Mr. Hayward?

Of course, inspector.

It's been a long time.

To be exact, six years.

And what has Mr. Hayward been doing during that time?

Still plying his old trade?

No, I've given up that profession.

Oh, alas.

It seems a shame.

You were the very best.

The will of the wisp, a Jewel thief without peers.

I myself always had a grudging respect for your talents.

And I for yours.

You're one of the best in your profession.

One of the best?

The best.

After all, you Rose from a colonel

with the Turkish police to an inspector with Interpol.

With only one blemish on my record.

Surely you couldn't mean me.

I'm not on the records.

I keep my records up here.

Am I under suspicion, inspector sadu?

Let's say that you're not above suspicion.

And I'll wager that if you should just

happen to find the spoonmaker diamond and return it,

say, to me personally, no question would be asked.

I'd have been awfully lucky man, inspector sadu.

We all have a little luck in life.

You have been more fortunate than most.

Good day, Mr. Hayward.

Goodbye, inspector sadu.

Oh.

Woah.

Are you all right, Sabrina?

Well, I don't know.

I don't feel well.

Yeah, that sometimes happens on a ship.

You a little-- little queasy?

Yes, but-- oh, I don't know.

I just feel so strange.

Yeah, well, come to my office.

I'll have a look at you. - Oh, no, no, no.

That's not necessary. - Yeah, come on.

You're in the doctor's care now.

No, it-- I'll be all right.

Yes, come on.

You know, Julie, this has been quite a day for me.

Hm?

I've seen two wonders of the world.

Two?

Yes.

I've seen the pyramids, and I've seen you in this dress.

Oh, Gregory.

I'm sure we've got the same moon back home in america,

but here in Turkey it seems so much more beautiful.

Well, when it goes up for sale, I'll buy it for you, huh?

Huh.

Knowing you, i'd wake up one morning

and find it on my doorstep with a big bow around it.

Julie, it is not a big enough thank you gift

for what you have given me.

You know, it is no accident that we meet at this time.

Oh?

Yes.

Right now, I'm making the most important

business deal in my life.

You see, I'm going to buy one of the largest

oil refineries in the area.

Wow.

And with your coming along, it has to be an omen.

A good omen, I hope.

Well, what else can it be, huh?

Oh, hi.

Out for a stroll?

Yes.

Alone.

You know, any day now i'm supposed to hear from one

of the magazines I contacted.

Well, good luck.

You know, I know, uh, you won't pose for me.

But at least you could talk to me?

I could get into trouble that way, too.

Mr. Jacobs, there's a telegram.

[Inaudible]

Monica, listen.

I told you they'd want it.

Your fashion idea sounds great, stop.

$10,000 advance follows, stop.

Everyone thrilled you have Monica Brandon.

Oh, I shouldn't have promised that, I know.

No, you shouldn't have.

But I really needed the job.

Still, it's no excuse.

Why not?

As long as I'm here, I may as well do it.

When do I start?

What do I wear?

Oh, wait until you see the clothes I promoted for you.

All of them from the best couturiers in Europe.

Now, we're going to start first thing in the morning.

In the morning.

Ooh.

Here's the sandwich you ordered, doc.

Oh, thanks, goph.

What are you doing here so late?

Well, I'm running some tests on Sabrina Drake.

Yeah?

You want to help me double check them?

No, that's doctor business.

There's a lonely blonde in the solaris bar.

That's purser business.

Ok.

Thank you.

Well, that checks.

Well, that checks.

Well, that check-- pregnant?

Hi.

Oh.

How do you feel now?

Well, i-- I'm better.

Thank you.

Oh, that's good.

I was worried.

I'm very fond of you, you know.

Well, i-- I'm fond of you, too, Adam.

Sabrina, is there any one you're

close to, any particular man?

Uh, no.

Uh, no one.

And are you sure?

Yes.

Uh, I really haven't dated very much.

And-- and usually they're men my mother approves of.

Nothing serious.

Nothing serious.

Well, maybe there will be someone

soon, someone your mother approves of

and someone you're fond of.

I hope so.

Good night, Adam.

You really are very sweet.

What are you doing, bricker?

After five marriages, you're thinking of becoming a father?

Hm.

You still haven't told me why that man from Interpol

was so interested in you today.

Oh, it's nothing important.

You really like being a man of mystery, don't you?

Oh, it's just something from my deep, dark past.

Well, I have an adventurous spirit.

Good.

I just happen to have an adventure

you might be interested in.

Oh, well, where does it begin?

Right here.

Incredible.

Ah, it certainly is.

Man (over speaker): Ladies and gentlemen,

tours of the noble ruins of ephesus

may be arranged in the purser's lobby.

Some of the ruins date back to Alexander the great,

more than 4,000 years ago.

One of the richest cities of its day, ephesus lay buried

underground for hundreds of years until it was first

dug up in 1886.

Now, after almost a century of excavation,

we can see the remains of the once magnificent Artemis

temple and the great theater.

Now, just a little higher, all right?

How's this?

Oh, perfect.

Ok.

Hold your chin up.

Ok. Here we go.

All right.

Look at me.

Great.

Chin up.

Good.

Just think of it.

4,000 years ago, Alexander the great might have stood right

here, right on this very spot.

What is it?

I bet he didn't look as cute as you do in his sailor suit.

Oh, why thank you.

I wonder if he might be blushing, too?

Sabrina.

Huh?

This might not seem like the time,

but I have something to say to you.

Believe me, the reasons are important.

Ok, Adam.

If you say so.

I realize we haven't known each other very long.

But sometimes time isn't that important.

Sometimes it's the feeling, an instinctive knowledge

that something is right.

I know there's a difference in our ages,

but maybe that can work for us.

Maturity and youth.

We can be the ideal combination.

Sabrina, I'm asking you to marry me.

Well?

What's your answer?

Uh.

Uh, what was the question?

What was the question?

I asked you to marry me.

Oh.

Uh.

Well, what a nice compliment.

Uh, let's go see some more of the sites, ok?

Imagine building all this without the benefit

of modern technology.

That is the lesson of these ruins.

Every man has the power to move mountains.

What about every woman?

Every woman?

Ah, she's even more mighty, because she

has the power to move the men who can move the mountains.

Oh.

And this is what you have done for me.

Gregory, you better stop saying that.

I'm going to start believing you.

Julie, close your eyes.

Huh?

Please, just close your eyes.

Ok.

Where are you going?

Gregory?

Gregory, what are you doing?

Open your eyes, Julie McCoy, goddess

of beauty empress of laughter, sent to me

from heaven by way of america.

I, a mere mortal, kneel before you, my kingdom at your feet.

Gregory papanopoulos, you're crazy.

And Julie McCoy, you are the woman

who made me what I am today.

Oh, cliff, enough is enough.

Ah, just let me finish this roll of film.

Honestly, I'm exhausted.

I just can't do any more.

All right.

Come on, Vicki.

You worked hard.

I'll take a couple of pictures of you.

Go ahead.

Oh, great.

How's this?

Terrific.

Now give me another one.

Another one.

Another one.

Now, come on, Vicki.

Give me something really dramatic.

Ok.

Emmett, slow down.

We're missing all the nice stores.

Did you see those rugs?

And the prices.

Why, they're practically a steal.

Just a figure of speech.

Oh, blast you.

[Turkish music playing]

Greetings, Mr. Stokes.

Howdy, hakim.

Oh, ain't that belly dancer something?

Yeah.

Yeah.

But that isn't what we're here to discuss.

You know it, [inaudible].

Hakim: Truly magnificent.

Getting it was a little tougher than I expected,

hakim, so, uh, boosting the price.

The price was $200,000.

I wouldn't recommend changing it.

I want double, or the deal's off.

Hey, watch out.

Look what you're doing.

The diamond!

It's gone! After him!

Who was that?

Stop that guy.

Stop him.

Hey, [non-English speech].

Stop that man.

Thief!

Stop that guy.

Hey.

Well, Mr. Hayward.

Fancy meeting you here.

Hello, Stokes.

Uh, doing a little browsing?

No, uh, my friends over here lost

something over at the hotel.

Uh, thought you might know something about it.

Hotel?

Well, I think that takes care of everybody in the family

back home.

Oh.

This is like the one on the ship.

Uh, how much?

Uh.

Um.

[Non-English speech]

$30.

American. - Oh, no.

No.

Way, way too much.

Ah, ok, ok.

$20?

Huh?

It's a deal.

Oh, I think I like this one.

Looks like it's made better.

There you are.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Bye.

Now, if you're through, Stokes,

maybe you'd like to do a little shopping with me.

Have your fun, hayward.

But you ain't seen the last of Emmett Stokes.

Oh, that's too bad.

I was hoping I had.

Have you got any more of these around?

Sorry.

Come next week.

We have more then.

[Dramatic music]

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