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I'm not saying that fishnet stockings aren't nice.

You just shouldn't wear them to a funeral.

-I think it's cool. -Of course it's cool.

Can we talk about my birthday?

-I've made a list. -Of course.

Hanna, did you really think our wreath was too small?

Yeah, far too small.

You shouldn't think about saving money when people die.

-Hi! -Hey!

-Are you all right? -Yeah. We're planning my birthday.

Hi. Our birthday, and the crown princess's.

-You found the keys? Good. -Yeah.

-How was the funeral? -Very sad, and nice, in a way.

-It's good you came. -Sorry for your loss.

-Oh! -Hello!

-Cool sunglasses. -Thanks.

I bought them on the street in Buenos Aires before I left.

The street vendor was shot in the eye right after

because there was a huge protest against the government.

-Shot in the eye? -The police are really brutal.

-But at least he made a sale. -Wow.

-How long are you staying? -I'm leaving on Monday morning.

Our concert is on Sunday.

This is what I want.

One: all my classmates here at home.

Two: a chocolate fountain. Three: Indian food.

Four: Jonis Josef doing stand-up.

Five: Leo's band playing music.

Six: you're anywhere but here. Yes, you.

Seven: goodie bags for everyone with Fenty make-up for the girls.

Eight: a bar serving drinks.

Tom Collins, Phil Collins, Joan Collins. With a real bartender.

Nine: tropical disco theme.

We can drop the chocolate fountain if it will blow the budget.

That's not what I reacted to.

Okay. I don't need all of it, but can you at least stay away?

It's my birthday too. I was going to stay upstairs

with some girlfriends and drink wine.

Okay, so Tom Collins and the bar are okay?

Of course not. You're 13. Don't forget New Year's Eve.

Everything else can be discussed, as long as you're not here.

Can't you go to a restaurant?

I can ask the guys if they want to play.

Come on, Mum. You can leave the house just this once.

I'll chaperone. I could use a nice distraction after today.

-Okay, I can stay away. -Great!

SUCK IT UP

I just wanted to see you to apologise for that thing with Nina.

There's no need to apologise. You can date whomever you want.

We're not dating anymore.

But I should have told you about it.

May-Liss thinks I can't stand to be alone.

I actually think she's right.

And...

I've decided to move to Trondheim.

-So you're doing that? -Yeah, I think I have to.

May-Liss won't budge, and I need to live close to the twins.

Of course you do.

It's a shame that Oslo will lose its best municipal attorney.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Apparently, they need municipal attorneys in Trondheim too.

Of course they do.

And what about Therese?

It sorted itself out. Sort of.

I have to get going so I have time for that meeting

before I check in on Emma.

Right. Pernille...

You know that there are flights to Trondheim?

-And from Trondheim to Oslo... -Hey...

There was a train at the station for quite a long time,

but that train has now left the station. Okay?

Good luck.

No, wait!

There are no Pornis in Trondheim.

I can promise you that there are.

There are thousands of divorced single mothers

working for the municipality in Trondheim.

And if anyone can track them down, it's you.

Goodbye.

-Hi, sweetheart. -Hi.

-How are you doing? -We're okay.

Dad mostly stays in bed, and I'm working on my term paper.

This is Madjid.

One of my colleagues. He's a great cook.

I'm sorry for your loss.

I made a b�rek, so you don't have to think about cooking.

-Thank you. -And some fish soup.

-Would you like to come in? -No, we have to go to work.

But come visit us as often as you like before you go to Bergen.

-And say hi to your dad. -Okay. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Where to now? Chlorine in the baby porridge

or the forced showering?

Forced showering at 12:30. The chlorine is tomorrow.

And I got into the choir. Thanks for asking.

I auditioned the other day.

So you're stuck with me in your spare time, too.

No, really?

Seriously.

How could Rasmus put your colleague in the bass line?

Have you heard him sing "Kyrie Eleison"?

I have, and it's really strange.

Rasmus is so focused on everyone singing on key.

-Is this your doing, Porni? -He owes me a favour.

And Madjid needs to get out and meet new people.

And so do I. I'm going to a salsa mambo class with Kenneth.

-Really? -Good place to meet people.

Do you need a class for that? Can't you do some salsa at home?

It's not like that. It was a gift from his daughter for Christmas.

And he couldn't go with Jeanette after the jerry cans and everything.

But it's not like that. He's heartbroken.

Sure, but broken hearts mend.

And I saw your kiss on New Year's Eve.

Let's not talk about New Year's.

He was in shock on New Year's Eve.

He's not interested in me.

I listened to a podcast where they said

that 77% of all men prefer women with breast implants.

-77%. -So many?

Not Kjetil. He prefers them natural.

That's what he tells you because he's an all right guy,

but in the poll, he would have said implants.

77%?

Would you like to go out on Saturday? It's my birthday.

You know what? I can't. I'm going with Kjetil to Hafjell.

What about you, Tuva? Sigrid is throwing me out

because she's having a party.

I'm going on a couples trip too. The same trip.

Lars and I are going with Astrid and Kjetil to Hafjell.

We thought it wouldn't be any fun for you.

-Hey! -Oh! Leo!

It's so good to see you. You're staying for a while?

Yes, we got time off because of the concert.

How are you doing?

We're enjoying ourselves.

A teenager asking me how I'm doing? Shoot me now!

Now you look like Anne. When you did that with your face.

Should we get going, Leo?

-Yeah. -Where are you going?

We're meeting Sigrid and Lara

at Storo to buy tropical disco decorations.

And we're going to Leo's band practice, so she can pick out songs.

Come here. I need a hug.

You're so nice to your sister. Thank you.

It's nice to be of help.

We have to get going now. I'll call you tomorrow, Tuva.

Yeah, do that.

She's going to call you? Why?

She wants Amnesty to look at women's rights in Argentina.

I'm sorry. Hanna?

Don't look so surprised.

Your daughter has matured a lot from that trip.

There are limits for how much you can mature on such a short trip.

And she's going back soon. But it was nice of her to come.

77%? I can't get over that.

Okay, maybe Kjetil is among the 33%. I don't know.

-23. -23. Right.

We can figure it out at Hafjell this weekend.

-Cheers. -Okay. Cheers.

-Hi, Elisabeth. -I just wanted to thank you

for inviting me to the family celebration on Sunday.

What does Sigrid want for her birthday?

She wants money, but don't give her that.

You can give her Fenty make-up.

I've never heard about that. But I'll figure it out.

I'm going to call Emily today.

That's great. You swallowed your pride?

Yeah, I can't keep... Oh, God, I'm next in line!

-Bye! -Okay. Bye.

Okay. Ten minutes to eat before the twin case at half past.

What are you doing on Saturday?

I'm going to my parents to celebrate Ingrid Alexandra's birthday.

-Oh? -They're obsessed with the royals.

Why? Did you want me to take a shift for you?

No, no. I just...

I was just making small-talk.

-Did they have chicken? -Yeah.

Let's go. And...

And hip, hip, hip.

Hip, hip, hip.

Keep going. Keep the timing. One...

One.

Let's go. Here. Go here.

Six, seven. And one.

Let me see. Go hips. More hips.

More hips. Everybody. That's good.

Give me some shoulders.

Yeah. Very good. Very good, everybody.

Five, six, seven, and...

Five, six, seven, and one, two..

I wouldn't have gone to this alone, not even for a billion kroner.

-But it's fun. -Yes, absolutely.

You must have limes in your butt if this music doesn't make you happy.

-People should dance more. -Absolutely. A lot more.

-Hips. -Next time, bring character shoes.

No sneakers in my salsa mambo class.

Okay. Sorry.

I can't wear high heels, you know, after my knee trouble.

I prefer sneakers on people.

You want to have dinner at my place on Saturday? In sneakers?

On Saturday? That's my birthday.

Is that a rejection? Rejection? Rejection?

No, not really. I mean, the timing is pretty great.

Sigrid's having a party of her own, and she's kicked me out.

-I'd love to. -There might be mambo salsa.

Just so you're warned.

Consider me warned.

-Side step. -Side step.

Side step.

Are you doing the dishes? Wasn't Hanna going to do that?

I'll do it. She's tired after everything, and she's jet-lagged.

-She's tired? -Yeah.

-What about you? -I actually feel relieved right now.

And I'm going back to Bergen tomorrow.

So soon? They'll understand it if you want to stay longer.

No, I don't want to. I can't stay with my dad.

He's acting so weird. He sets the table for three

and forgets things I've said.

He's completely out of it.

Porni can probably look after your dad.

I can check in on him.

-Are you all right? -Yeah.

-Do you want me to do the dishes? -No, it's good to keep busy.

-Hey, Emma is doing the dishes. -That's great.

That's great? She's just lost her mum,

and you're letting her do your chores.

Have you heard the expression "idle hands are the devil's playthings"?

Yeah, I've heard that.

I had a revelation when I was mugged in La Boca.

-What did you say? You were mugged? -Yeah, all the time.

But this was at El Supercl�sico between La Boca and River Plate.

A football match. It's completely crazy.

Lots of fights and soldiers and the whole shebang.

This time, I got a little scared because the mugger had a knife.

I wanted to lie down and cry, but there was an 11-year-old there,

and I had to help him find his mum, which took two hours,

and then I had sort of forgotten the whole mugging.

What does this have to do with Emma?

I don't think it helps to wrap her in a blanket and make her tea.

She needs distractions, so I told her to do the dishes.

It's been great to have you home. Thank you for that.

You're welcome.

Emma is leaving for Bergen tomorrow,

and you should also think about leaving,

so you won't miss too many classes.

Right. Those classes are a little hasta luego.

The teacher rarely shows up, so I'm not sure what to do.

And I sent in some applications before Christmas.

For what?

Some study programmes. And unemployment benefits.

-Shoot me now. -Hi!

-Amund is into me! -Okay.

He told Theo, who snapped it to Lara,

who screened the snap, and Theo saw it.

So he's told Amund that I know he's into me.

I can't go to school for a week.

-Relax. Aren't you into Amund? -No.

He supports Man U.

But he's kind of cute, so okay,

I've been into Amund since third grade,

and I told him at camp,

but he had just made out with a fake bimbo from Loren,

so it got really awkward.

After that, I've been a lesbian, and I've barely talked to him.

In addition, I've invited him to my birthday party.

Slow down. This is good.

Amund is into you. Who cares what team he supports?

If I'm not up by 7:00 tomorrow, it's because I got drunk.

That's not funny. Don't joke about that.

Relax, Mum. She's joking.

Kids that age have a poor sense of humour.

She won't drink for a while after New Year's Eve.

Hanna, maybe you should go to the gynaecologist

before you go back to Argentina?

Huh?

Just to take some tests. You've been around a bit down there.

"Been around"?

You've had various partners.

Pablo, Alejandro, Emanuel, Christiano...

Do you think I've skanked my way through all of Argentina?

I'm not judging you. It's good that you're meeting guys.

Mum, I've never slept with anyone.

-Okay. -I haven't.

It has never felt right.

Jan Fuentes?

I was going to sleep with him, but he broke up with me first.

-He fingered me, of course, but... -Great.

I don't need the details. Great.

You're supposed to be so free and open,

but fingering is too much for you.

Sure, I can hear about fingering.

Weren't you supposed to help Emma?

She thought I slept with all of those guys!

How many guys did I meet in Argentina?

Around 16? What do you take me for?

I don't know how things are nowadays.

When I was interrailing, we slept with guys because we pitied them...

Stop oversharing!

Didn't you just say that I wasn't open and free enough?

It doesn't go both ways.

I'm supposed to tell you everything,

but you can't tell me about your sick past.

-It's traumatising. You're my mum. -Okay. Sorry.

-I'm picturing it. -I'm sorry.

One, two, three. Five, six, seven. Everybody. Forward and back.

And basics. That's it. Good.

Hips, hips, hips.

Don't forget the hips.

Hips. Rips.

That's really good. Keep going. Keep the basics.

One, two, three. Five, six, seven. And one, two, three..

-Shit! -Hey, what did I say?

-No phones in my class. -Sorry.

I have to take this.

Crazy turn! Ready!

-Hi, Emma! -Hi, Porni.

How are you doing? Are you back in Bergen?

Porni? Porni, it's Dad.

The neighbour in the red house called. He's...

Hi there.

I can't take it anymore.

-I can't... -You can't sit here.

Let's go inside.

You can find a solution with the bank.

They understand it's been difficult because your wife's been sick.

I should have died, so Emma would get the life insurance.

Stop talking nonsense.

That wouldn't have helped anyone. Tomorrow, we'll talk to the bank.

And Eron is on the way. He's a psychiatrist.

The two of you will decide if you should go to a mental hospital.

There's no shame in that.

You're not without options.

I can't look Emma in the eyes.

You've taken care of your wife for four years.

Everybody understands that it must've sucked balls.

I'll help you with the practical stuff.

What sort of credit cards do you have?

You're good at handling crisis situations. Thanks for coming.

I'm better at handling crisis situations than I am at mambo salsa.

See you on your and Ingrid Alexandra's birthday.

-Okay. -Bye.

-Okay. -Be very quiet.

-Go in. -Yeah, yeah.

One, two, three.

Hooray for you on your birthday

We want to congratulate you

Hooray, hooray, hooray!

-Happy birthday! -Happy birthday!

You're a teenager!

Thank you. Did you get it for free, since Charlie works with Kari Traa?

No, I got 50% off.

I'm 16, so I don't have unlimited means.

-I didn't mean it like that. -I didn't get a discount.

Supporter gear is really expensive. It goes together with Mum's present.

Hold on. You have to open it.

Read it out loud.

"My beloved daughter. Happy 13th birthday.

To me, you are just as much a princess as Ingrid Alexandra.

And congratulations with going to Anfield to see our team in a month.

I've got time off that weekend. Devoted squeals from Mum."

-Seriously? -Yes.

Thank you!

-You're not joking? -No. Happy birthday.

Really? Thank you! Mum, can I bring Dad?

-To Anfield? -Yeah.

Well, he's not into football.

If I'm moving to Denmark, he should learn to know me better.

If it's a mother-daughter trip, you should have made that clearer.

It's your present. Of course you can take Dad to Anfield.

I can go another time.

I have a present for you.

-For me? -Yes!

You're so sweet.

Cool! Wolly socks! My favourite. My absolute favourite.

Thank you. You're so kind.

Should we have breakfast?

No, we've got to prepare for Sigrid's birthday,

and Leo's got band practice.

So you have to stay away until nine.

-From now? The whole day? -Yeah.

It's your birthday. Do something nice.

Right.

-Hi. -Hi! Is that you, sweetheart?

Would you and Stephen like to join me for lunch?

Happy birthday, Porni.

Hi! Are you here too? Do you want to join me for a birthday lunch?

Elisabeth and I are in the middle of a lecture with Andr� Hodnebo.

Should we continue?

I wanted to get into the crypto market.

Together with Ole Johan.

But we need to learn more about the market.

About bitcoin and things like that.

Hodnebo only had time this weekend, so...

Okay. I won't disturb you.

We'll see you at the family celebration tomorrow, right?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

And I've bought a PlayStation 5 for Sigrid.

-Okay. Bye, Dad. -Yeah.

Happy birthday, Ingrid Alexandra.

And to me.

Hip, hip, hooray!

No!

You're joking!

You said you're going to Anfield, and he's your favourite player.

Thank you so much. You're so sweet.

But I'm not going to Anfield. Sigrid's going with her dad.

I was a bit too subtle when I gave her the present.

You should never be subtle.

You have a lot of missed calls. I'll get some champagne.

Why aren't you picking up?

Because you kicked me out.

Until nine. It's now quarter past,

and the kids are tearing the place apart.

They've ruined some of your vintage stuff.

I can't throw them out, and Sigrid is drunk.

Goddamn it! I'm on my way!

The birthday girl has to choose. Bubbles before mambo salsa, or...

Sorry. I have to go. The party has gone to hell.

Hello? Sigrid?

Hello?

Surprise!

No!

Were you surprised?

Dear Mum.

Happy birthday.

You thought that nobody cared about your birthday,

but that's not true, because you have the best kids in the world.

We tricked you, even though you're not turning 50.

One, I haven't had a party, so you owe me one.

But I did bring Amund.

And two, of course you and I are going to Anfield next month.

-I'm not stupid. -No, you're not.

And three, we love you,

and we think you're really cool.

And last, but not least,

I got into medical school.

That's amazing!

But I decided not to say anything until today,

because I want to do something that matters to other people,

like you do.

And now, Leo would like to say a few words.

Happy birthday!

-Happy birthday. -Thank you.

We never would've gone on a couples trip without you.

Happy birthday. You should have seen your face.

We really fooled you.

Take your coat off and stay a while. There!

-Oh my God. -No, that's mine.

This one's mine.

Go Mum!

-Did you know about this? -Yeah. Sorry.

I brought a jerry can of baby oil.

For the hostess.

-Am I too late for salsa mambo? -No.

We're not there yet. Sorry. Come in.

Come on in.

Oh la la!

I'll call back as soon as possible. Bye!

Hi. Guess where I am?

Sigrid and I are in Liverpool.

We're going to Anfield, like you and I always talked about.

I take back what I said about not calling you anymore.

I know people think it's silly, but it works for me,

so I'll keep doing it.

-Mum! -Okay. You'll hear from me soon.

It's a good thing I forgot to cancel the phone plan.

Goodbye. You'll never walk alone.

Mum? The train to Liverpool is leaving now.

I'm coming.

Let's wait with the hats until we're at Anfield. It's embarrassing.

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